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Oh man, I've had the longest day of my career. | |
I just want to get home and sit on my couch. | |
What's that? | |
There's a freaking frog on my carpet. | |
Hi. | |
Oh, actually I've been having a fly problem, so that's incredibly helpful. | |
What's your name? | |
My name is Stephen. | |
Um, yeah, sh sure. | |
I have I have some friends coming over tonight, so could you could could you like scooch out of here, though? | |
Okay, that really says something about my hygiene. | |
How is how how did you get in? | |
Did you come through the toilet? | |
Okay. | |
Okay. | |
Well, that's I'll save the embarrassment and not tell my friends about that if you leave. | |
Okay, that's a great exchange, except the fact that you I assume frogs don't have the same currency that humans have. | |
You'll be you'd be treated as like a roommate. | |
You wouldn't be able to pay rent. | |
I know it's kind of how about this. | |
I can build a little rivet shack out in the backyard and have a little home for you out there. | |
Because you eating my flies is great. | |
So. | |
Man, I should really get my hygiene checked. | |
This is embarrassing. | |
Understood. | |
Okay, I will do that. | |
Do you need help getting out of my house? | |
Okay, well, I have this fear of slime, and you're kind of a slimy little guy, so why don't you stay right there? | |
I'm going to go grab some gloves and then we'll get this party started. | |
They are. | |
All right, just hop in. | |
Okay. | |
I'm okay. | |
I'm really. | |
Alright. | |
I see the pad. | |
I see the pad. | |
Alright, go! | |
My name is Steve. | |
You're Stacy, right? | |
Nice to meet you too, Stacy. | |
All right, and courtesy for eating the flies in my house and getting out before my friends get here. | |
Here's a banana peel. | |
Man, oh man, this is a lovely what is why is that rock barking? | |
Oh, that's a seal. | |
I'm coming, little guy. | |
Give me a second. | |
I gotta walk down these stairs, alright? | |
I'll be there in one quick second. | |
Alright, I've reached the bottom. | |
Hi, little buddy. | |
How'd you get up here? | |
Where are your parents? | |
Do you know where your parents are? | |
Okay, okay. | |
Well, keep barking because I bet you they'll know the sound of your bark from all of the other seals. | |
You have a very distinct bark. | |
One could say almost human. | |
You sing magnificently. | |
Do you want me to get you back in the water, little guy? | |
Okay, okay. | |
Oh, you're a little heavy, okay. | |
I don't think I can carry you. | |
I'm going to have to roll you over like a hot dog in a gas station. | |
Is that okay? | |
Alright. | |
You ready? | |
I'm going to get you. | |
Grab your tail here and... | |
Get you perpendicular. | |
There we go. | |
Alright, little guy. | |
What's your name? | |
Crim. | |
Alright, Crim. | |
My name... | |
Oh, your parents were punsters, weren't they? | |
Well, you can... | |
My name is Jack. | |
No problem. | |
We gotta get you the rest of the way, though, okay? | |
Two. | |
One. | |
There we go. | |
Whoa, you're rolling really fast. | |
Oh gosh, I didn't know. | |
I didn't know how slope this beach was. | |
Are you okay? | |
Yeah, why don't you take a breather? | |
If you need to vomit up some, like, fish guts or something, okay. | |
All right. | |
I'm patting your back. | |
I'm making sure you're okay. | |
Uh-huh. | |
All right, we're about halfway there. | |
Just the other half. | |
We're almost there. | |
All right, Krim. | |
Three, two, one, and there you go. |
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