Patent ID: 8567649

Claim:
An eyewear holder, comprising: a portable body simulating a vehicle; a clamping mechanism operably coupled to said body for holding said eyewear at a substantially stable position, further comprising: an upper appendage and a lower appendage pivotally connected thereto, said upper and lower appendages defining a cavity therebetween when pivoted to an open position for receiving said eyewear therein; an upper cushioning member and a lower cushioning member directly attached to said upper and lower appendages respectively; a hinge member situated at a distal end of said body such that said upper and lower appendages rotate about a fulcrum axis defined orthogonal to a longitudinal length of said body; and, a pair of clasping release arms formed at a proximal end of said body and suitably located therealong such that proximal faces of said upper and lower appendages engage and lock together when said upper and lower appendages are pivoted to a closed position, said upper and lower cushioning members being vertically stacked and engaged when said pair of clasping release arms are adapted to a locked position; an audio system connected to said body, having a pre-recorded audio signal stored therein; a lighting system connected to said body; an electronic control means for operably controlling and in electrical communication with said audio system and said lighting system; a cleansing spray mechanism connected to said body; and, a means for connecting said body to a support structure; wherein said audio system is mechanically connected to one of said pair of clasping release arms, such that said pre-recorded audio signal plays back when said holder is in said open position; wherein said audio system selectively plays back said pre-recorded audio signal; wherein said lighting system emits illumination outward from said body; and, wherein said cleansing spray mechanism is fillable with a cleansing liquid.