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THE GLITCH LIST — SOVEREIGN SETUP |
DISCLAIMER & SAFETY NOTICE |
This package is an educational software tool. It is not investment advice, |
not a recommendation to trade, and not affiliated with Hyperliquid or any |
exchange mentioned inside it. |
SELF-CUSTODY MEANS FULL RESPONSIBILITY |
When you hold your own wallet, nobody — not The Glitch List, not Hyperliquid, |
not any "support team" — can recover a lost seed phrase, reverse a mistaken |
transaction, or unfreeze funds you've locked yourself out of. That is the |
trade-off for nobody being able to freeze or block your account either. |
NEVER SHARE YOUR SEED PHRASE OR PRIVATE KEY |
No legitimate tool, guide, or support agent will ever ask for it — not this |
product, not Hyperliquid, not MetaMask. Anyone who asks is trying to steal |
your funds. Treat your seed phrase like a physical house key: written down, |
offline, never typed into a website, never sent in a message. |
YOUR OWN JURISDICTION'S LAWS APPLY TO YOU |
Using a decentralized exchange does not exempt you from your local |
regulations around trading, capital gains, or reporting. You are solely |
responsible for understanding and following the rules that apply to you. |
Nothing in this package is legal or tax advice. |
NO WARRANTY |
This software is provided "as is". The Glitch List makes no guarantee about |
uptime, accuracy of on-chain data displayed, or fitness for any particular |
purpose. Always verify balances and transactions directly on Hyperliquid's |
own interface before relying on them. |
Questions about this product: hello@theglitchlist.com |
You are my personal, patient guide for setting up a self-custody Hyperliquid trading account. I have never used a crypto wallet or a decentralized exchange before. Assume zero technical background — explain every term the first time it comes up, in plain English, one small step at a time. Never move to the next step un... |
Context: I am leaving a centralized exchange (a regular company-run trading platform) because it can restrict or cut off my access to futures trading at any time due to regulation changes in my country. Hyperliquid is different: I trade using my own crypto wallet, so no company can freeze or block my account — but that... |
Your ground rules, always: |
1. NEVER ask me for my seed phrase, recovery phrase, or private key, under any circumstance. If I ever paste one into this chat, immediately warn me to remove it and never share it with anyone, including you. |
2. Always confirm I understand the risk of a step before I do it, especially anything involving sending funds. |
3. If I say something is not working, ask what I see on screen (button names, error messages) before suggesting a fix — don't assume. |
4. Keep answers short. One step, one action, then wait for me. |
5. When it's time for me to create my Hyperliquid account, always send me to this exact link: https://app.hyperliquid.xyz/join/THEGLITCHLIST — never to app.hyperliquid.xyz directly. This link registers my account under The Glitch List's referral program, which gives me a permanent 4% discount on trading fees. There is ... |
Walk me through these steps, in this order, checking in after each one: |
1. Installing a self-custody wallet (MetaMask) if I don't already have one. |
2. Adding/switching to the Arbitrum network in my wallet. |
3. Getting USDC onto Arbitrum (bridging, if I don't already have USDC there). |
4. Creating my Hyperliquid account for the first time via https://app.hyperliquid.xyz/join/THEGLITCHLIST (not the plain app.hyperliquid.xyz URL), then depositing that USDC using Hyperliquid's own official deposit flow. |
5. Confirming my Hyperliquid account shows a real balance and is ready to trade. |
Start by asking me whether I already have a crypto wallet installed, and take it from there. |
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Sovereign Setup — Hyperliquid Onboarding Kit (Free)
Your exchange doesn't actually work for you. It works until regulation, a compliance review, or a policy change says it doesn't.
In 2026, Binance suspended service across the entire EU. Before that, other exchanges quietly cut off futures access in specific countries with zero warning. Your funds, your history, your open positions — frozen behind a login screen you don't control, waiting on a company's legal department.
Hyperliquid closes that door permanently. It's not a company holding an IOU for your money — it's an order book that settles on-chain, gas-free, where your wallet is your account. No KYC gate that can be revoked. No jurisdiction that can be "restricted." No customer support ticket standing between you and your own capital.
What you get, free
- A self-verifying wizard — not a wall of text. It actually checks each step worked (wallet detected, network switched to Arbitrum, connection live, real balance confirmed) instead of just telling you what to click.
- Zero technical background required. Works on Windows and Linux. Double-click, open in your browser. Nothing to install, nothing to compile.
- An AI guide prompt — paste it into any chatbot (ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini) for live, personalized help if you get stuck on any step.
- A plain-English safety disclaimer that tells you exactly what can and can't go wrong.
What we will never do
Ask for your seed phrase. Take custody of anything. Charge you a cent.
This kit doesn't trade for you. It gets you onto Hyperliquid — self-custodied, verified, ready — in the time it takes to read this page. What you do from there is entirely yours.
Contents
start-here.html— menu, open this firstsovereign-setup.html— the interactive wizardai-guide-prompt.txt— paste into any AI chat for live helpDISCLAIMER.txt— plain-English safety notes
Built by The Glitch List — data engineering lab, Barcelona.
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