# EDGAR Filing Document

**Accession Number:** 0002024585
**File Stem:** 0001214659-26-003474
**Filing Date:** 2026-3
**Character Count:** 10434
**Document Hash:** 23d06239b3a7502cd7f3e433ceb38878
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## Filing Content

## Filing Summary
**0001214659-26-003474.hdr.sgml**: 20260319

**ACCESSION NUMBER**: 0001214659-26-003474

**CONFORMED SUBMISSION TYPE**: 13F-HR

**PUBLIC DOCUMENT COUNT**: 2

**CONFORMED PERIOD OF REPORT**: 20251231

**FILED AS OF DATE**: 20260319

**DATE AS OF CHANGE**: 20260319

**EFFECTIVENESS DATE**: 20260319

**FILER**: 

**COMPANY DATA:**
- **COMPANY CONFORMED NAME:** Painted Porch Advisors LLC
- **CENTRAL INDEX KEY:** 0002024585

**ORGANIZATION NAME:**
- **EIN:** 834557699
- **STATE OF INCORPORATION:** CA
- **FISCAL YEAR END:** 1231

**FILING VALUES:**
- **FORM TYPE:** 13F-HR
- **SEC ACT:** 1934 Act
- **SEC FILE NUMBER:** 028-24396
- **FILM NUMBER:** 26773670

**BUSINESS ADDRESS:**
- **STREET 1:** 115 SOUTH LA CUMBRE LANE
- **STREET 2:** SUITE 201
- **CITY:** SANTA BARBARA
- **STATE:** CA
- **ZIP:** 93105
- **BUSINESS PHONE:** 805-567-4288

**MAIL ADDRESS:**
- **STREET 1:** 115 SOUTH LA CUMBRE LANE
- **STREET 2:** SUITE 201
- **CITY:** SANTA BARBARA
- **STATE:** CA
- **ZIP:** 93105

### FORM 13F COVER PAGE

**Report for the Calendar Year or Quarter Ended:** 12-31-2025

**Check here if Amendment** [ ] **Amendment Number:** 

**This Amendment (Check only one.):** [ ] is a restatement.

[ ] adds new holdings entries.

**Institutional Investment Manager Filing this Report:**

**Name:** Painted Porch Advisors LLC<br>**Address:** 115 SOUTH LA CUMBRE LANE<br>SUITE 201<br>SANTA BARBARA, CA 93105

**Form 13F File Number:** 028-24396

The institutional investment manager filing this report and the person by whom it is signed hereby represent that the person signing the report is authorized to submit it, that all information contained herein is true, correct and complete, and that it is understood that all required items, statements, schedules, lists, and tables, are considered integral parts of this form.

**Person Signing this Report on Behalf of Reporting Manager:**

**Name:** Dana Weymouth<br>**Title:** Director of Operations<br>**Phone:** 805-567-4288

**Signature, Place, and Date of Signing:**

Dana Weymouth  SB, CA  03-18-2026<br>[Signature]  [City, State]  [Date]

**Report Type (Check only one.):**

[x] **13F HOLDINGS REPORT.** (Check here if all holdings of this reporting manager are reported in this report.)

[ ] **13F NOTICE.** (Check here if no holdings are reported in this report, and all holdings are reported by other reporting manager(s).)

[ ] **13F COMBINATION REPORT.** (Check here if a portion of the holdings for this reporting manager are reported in this report and a portion are reported by other reporting manager(s).)

### Form 13F Summary Page

**Report Summary:**

**Number of Other Included Managers:** 0

**Form 13F Information Table Entry Total:** 71

**Form 13F Information Table Value Total:** $248656906

      (round to nearest dollar)

**List of Other Included Managers:**

Provide a numbered list of the name(s) and Form 13F file number(s) of all institutional investment managers with respect to which this report is filed, other than the manager filing this report.

[If there are no entries in this list, state “NONE” and omit the column headings and list entries.]

**NONE**

### FORM 13F INFORMATION TABLE

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| NAME OF ISSUER | TITLE OF CLASS | CUSIP | FIGI | VALUE (x$1000) | SHRS OR PRN AMT | SH/PRN | PUT/CALL | INVESTMENT DISCRETION | OTHER MANAGER | VOTING AUTHORITY | VOTING AUTHORITY | VOTING AUTHORITY |
| NAME OF ISSUER | TITLE OF CLASS | CUSIP | FIGI | VALUE (x$1000) | SHRS OR PRN AMT | SH/PRN | PUT/CALL | INVESTMENT DISCRETION | OTHER MANAGER | SOLE | SHARED | NONE |
| ABBOTT LABS | COM | 002824100 |  | 210237 | 1678 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1678 | 0 | 0 |
| ABBVIE INC | COM | 00287Y109 |  | 401228 | 1756 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1756 | 0 | 0 |
| ADOBE INC | COM | 00724F101 |  | 908574 | 2596 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 2596 | 0 | 0 |
| AIR PRODS  CHEMS INC | COM | 009158106 |  | 332242 | 1345 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1345 | 0 | 0 |
| ALPHABET INC | CAP STK CL A | 02079K305 |  | 1302737 | 4162 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 4162 | 0 | 0 |
| ALPHABET INC | CAP STK CL C | 02079K107 |  | 1271242 | 4051 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 4051 | 0 | 0 |
| AMAZON COM INC | COM | 023135106 |  | 951671 | 4123 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 4123 | 0 | 0 |
| AMGEN INC | COM | 031162100 |  | 1557014 | 4757 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 4757 | 0 | 0 |
| AMPHENOL CORP NEW | CL A | 032095101 |  | 246901 | 1827 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1827 | 0 | 0 |
| AON PLC | SHS CL A | G0403H108 |  | 657768 | 1864 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1864 | 0 | 0 |
| APPLE INC | COM | 037833100 |  | 15141418 | 55696 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 55695 | 0 | 0 |
| ARES MANAGEMENT CORPORATION | CL A COM STK | 03990B101 |  | 2365435 | 14635 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 14634 | 0 | 0 |
| BECTON DICKINSON  CO | COM | 075887109 |  | 1459406 | 7520 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 7520 | 0 | 0 |
| BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INC DEL | CL B NEW | 084670702 |  | 38678415 | 76949 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 76949 | 0 | 0 |
| BLACKROCK SCIENCE | SHS BEN INT | 09260K101 |  | 271984 | 12029 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 12029 | 0 | 0 |
| BLOCK INC | CL A | 852234103 |  | 405185 | 6225 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 6225 | 0 | 0 |
| BROADCOM INC | COM | 11135F101 |  | 576257 | 1665 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1665 | 0 | 0 |
| CHEVRON CORP NEW | COM | 166764100 |  | 2206287 | 14476 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 14476 | 0 | 0 |
| CISCO SYS INC | COM | 17275R102 |  | 305081 | 3961 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 3960 | 0 | 0 |
| COCA COLA CO | COM | 191216100 |  | 1438840 | 20581 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 20581 | 0 | 0 |
| CONOCOPHILLIPS | COM | 20825C104 |  | 490423 | 5239 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 5239 | 0 | 0 |
| DEERE  CO | COM | 244199105 |  | 524697 | 1127 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1127 | 0 | 0 |
| EAST WEST BANCORP INC | COM | 27579R104 |  | 656133 | 5838 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 5838 | 0 | 0 |
| ECOLAB INC | COM | 278865100 |  | 840064 | 3200 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 3200 | 0 | 0 |
| EMERSON ELEC CO | COM | 291011104 |  | 1780970 | 13419 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 13419 | 0 | 0 |
| EXXON MOBIL CORP | COM | 30231G102 |  | 359576 | 2988 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 2988 | 0 | 0 |
| GOLDMAN SACHS ETF TR | ACTIVEBETA US LG | 381430503 |  | 222197 | 1679 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1678 | 0 | 0 |
| HAGERTY INC | CL A COM | 405166109 |  | 250495 | 18638 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 18638 | 0 | 0 |
| IDEXX LABS INC | COM | 45168D104 |  | 1454540 | 2150 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 2150 | 0 | 0 |
| INVESCO EXCH TRADED FD TR | S LOW VOL | 46138E354 |  | 22096824 | 309393 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 309392 | 0 | 0 |
| ISHARES GOLD TR | SHARES REPRESENT | 46436F103 |  | 451395 | 10500 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 10500 | 0 | 0 |
| ISHARES TR | CORE S SCP ETF | 464287804 |  | 40137262 | 333976 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 333976 | 0 | 0 |
| ISHARES TR | ESG AWR US AGRGT | 46435U549 |  | 703634 | 14705 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 14705 | 0 | 0 |
| ISHARES TR | CORE MSCI EAFE | 46432F842 |  | 970730 | 10851 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 10851 | 0 | 0 |
| ISHARES TR | MSCI USA QLT FCT | 46432F339 |  | 681862 | 3433 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 3433 | 0 | 0 |
| ISHARES TR | CORE S ETF | 464287200 |  | 3246131 | 4739 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 4739 | 0 | 0 |
| ISHARES TR | SP SMCP600VL ETF | 464287879 |  | 239322 | 2104 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 2104 | 0 | 0 |
| ISHARES TR | MSCI EAFE ETF | 464287465 |  | 56858955 | 592096 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 592095 | 0 | 0 |
| JOHNSON  JOHNSON | COM | 478160104 |  | 2580071 | 12467 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 12467 | 0 | 0 |
| LINDE PLC | SHS | G54950103 |  | 275022 | 645 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 645 | 0 | 0 |
| MANNKIND CORP | COM NEW | 56400P706 |  | 302959 | 53432 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 53432 | 0 | 0 |
| MASTERCARD INCORPORATED | CL A | 57636Q104 |  | 625691 | 1096 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1096 | 0 | 0 |
| META PLATFORMS INC | CL A | 30303M102 |  | 912245 | 1382 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1382 | 0 | 0 |
| MICROSOFT CORP | COM | 594918104 |  | 2711479 | 5607 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 5606 | 0 | 0 |
| NETFLIX INC | COM | 64110L106 |  | 450986 | 4810 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 4810 | 0 | 0 |
| NOVO-NORDISK A S | ADR | 670100205 |  | 219395 | 4312 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 4312 | 0 | 0 |
| NUSHARES ETF TR | NUVEEN ESG SMLCP | 67092P607 |  | 595720 | 13342 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 13342 | 0 | 0 |
| NVIDIA CORPORATION | COM | 67066G104 |  | 408862 | 2192 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 2192 | 0 | 0 |
| PEPSICO INC | COM | 713448108 |  | 1284019 | 8947 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 8946 | 0 | 0 |
| PROCTER AND GAMBLE CO | COM | 742718109 |  | 2061677 | 14386 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 14386 | 0 | 0 |
| RAYONIER INC | COM | 754907103 |  | 312215 | 14421 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 14421 | 0 | 0 |
| RESMED INC | COM | 761152107 |  | 302292 | 1255 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1255 | 0 | 0 |
| SCHWAB STRATEGIC TR | US LCAP GR ETF | 808524300 |  | 379977 | 11649 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 11648 | 0 | 0 |
| SPDR S 500 ETF TR | TR UNIT | 78462F103 |  | 869569 | 1275 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1275 | 0 | 0 |
| TESLA INC | COM | 88160R101 |  | 216315 | 481 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 481 | 0 | 0 |
| UNION PAC CORP | COM | 907818108 |  | 965530 | 4174 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 4174 | 0 | 0 |
| VANGUARD ADMIRAL FDS INC | SMLLCP 600 IDX | 921932828 |  | 257094 | 2317 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 2317 | 0 | 0 |
| VANGUARD INDEX FDS | TOTAL STK MKT | 922908769 |  | 7617331 | 22720 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 22719 | 0 | 0 |
| VANGUARD INDEX FDS | EXTEND MKT ETF | 922908652 |  | 303851 | 1453 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1453 | 0 | 0 |
| VANGUARD INDEX FDS | SMALL CP ETF | 922908751 |  | 316790 | 1228 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1228 | 0 | 0 |
| VANGUARD INDEX FDS | S 500 ETF SHS | 922908363 |  | 1028607 | 1640 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1640 | 0 | 0 |
| VANGUARD INDEX FDS | SM CP VAL ETF | 922908611 |  | 1115237 | 5266 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 5265 | 0 | 0 |
| VANGUARD INDEX FDS | VALUE ETF | 922908744 |  | 6742771 | 35304 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 35304 | 0 | 0 |
| VISA INC | COM CL A | 92826C839 |  | 7424888 | 21171 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 21171 | 0 | 0 |
| WALMART INC | COM | 931142103 |  | 2309634 | 20731 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 20730 | 0 | 0 |
| WELLTOWER INC | COM | 95040Q104 |  | 407600 | 2196 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 2196 | 0 | 0 |
| WORLD GOLD TR | SPDR GLD MINIS | 98149E303 |  | 267037 | 3128 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 3128 | 0 | 0 |
| YUM BRANDS INC | COM | 988498101 |  | 1269542 | 8392 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 8392 | 0 | 0 |
| ZEBRA TECHNOLOGIES | CL A | 989207105 |  | 418136 | 1722 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 1722 | 0 | 0 |
| ZILLOW GROUP INC | CL A | 98954M101 |  | 201893 | 2959 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 2959 | 0 | 0 |
| ZILLOW GROUP INC | CL C CAP STK | 98954M200 |  | 849339 | 12450 | SH |  | SOLE |  | 12450 | 0 | 0 |

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