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So many times have I walked on ruins, the remainings of places that I loved and got used to.. At first I was scared, each time I could feel my city, my current generation collapse, break into the black hole that thrives within it, I could feel humanity, the way I'm able to feel my body.. After a few hundred years, the ... | 1 | 570 |
-Week 18 aboard the Depth Reaver, Circa 2023-
I walk about the dull gray halls, the artificial gravity making my steps feel almost as if they were on land. Almost. I glance out a window as I pass it by. There's the sun, and there's the moon right there. And, of course, there's the Earth. I kinda miss it. Then again... | 1 | 488 |
I was feckin' sloshed, mate. First time I ever was in the Big Lemon, and I'd found me the best feckin' pub I could imagine, I tell ya what. So I stumble out when it was closin' time, musta been'round 4 o'clock in the morning, and made my way through some alleys to find the quaint little AirBnB place I'd rented for the ... | 1 | 467 |
“ No, no no no... ” She backed up and turned the other way the second she saw me heading towards her.
“ Hey! ” Starting to walk quickly now I picked up my pace until I nearly ran into her. She tried to duck behind one of the men carrying samples around the food court but instead just managed an awkward half step ar... | 1 | 550 |
The mountain stood still and large beneath the Warrior. It had not trembled in the days since the people chose him as their Champion. `` Perhaps the Dragon slumbers yet,'' he thought. `` I shall wake him, soon enough.'' He strode forward, heavily, in his iron raiment, shining dully in the morning sun. The shrouded peak... | 1 | 317 |
I open my eyes in a panic, sweat beading and then falling down my face. I look around and the sun in shining through the maroon curtains of my studio apartment. Everything seems to be as I left it the afternoon before, but there is a heavy, unfamiliar air in the room. I notice the throw cover I lazily hang to separate ... | 1 | 638 |
“ Sadie! I told you not to stand under the tree in the middle of a thunderstorm! ”
My mom frantically dialed 911, as I laid there, shocked. Literally.
“ Hello?! My daughter was just struck- “
All of a sudden, something was wrong. I sat up, my fingertips crackling with this new power. Or was it the aftermath... | 1 | 299 |
For years we had been warned.
Since the 40's a sparse few had seen the pattern and tried to warn us.
Nutjobs we called them, conspiracy theorists.
It was supposed to be a day of celebration, the republicans and democrats had been swept away in the election by the newly formed'unionists'.
It was at the Swearin... | 1 | 640 |
He sat back in the chair, looking at the monitors behind me. Four of them were mounted a foot below ceiling height, all screens showed employees working. I glimpsed out the window to see the rows of cubicles, all with short walls so that the owner of this CPA firm could watch the employees constantly.
*What a contr... | 1 | 515 |
`` Disengaging from primary module. Do you copy?''
`` Copy, Solo 1. Confirm separation.''
`` Separation complete.''
`` Looks good. Ready when you are, Commander.''
`` Roger that. Engaging thrusters.''
Gazing upon the comet, Commander Harrison felt consumed by his awareness of its gravitational pull ... | 1 | 520 |
General Bolden made his way to the antechamber, as he had done twice before. He recalled with amusement how Presidents Bush and Obama simply laughed at him before carrying on with the briefing, just as his predecessors recalled tales of `` The Revelation'' dating all the way back to the Johnson administration. It began... | 1 | 459 |
I'm really not sure why I took this job. I have family members who are retired Aurors. They view me with a mix of shame and despair. I've got family members who are pardoned Death Eaters, and they feel the same way.
I may not be the black sheep of the family, thanks to the aforementioned Death Eaters, but I do n't ... | 1 | 698 |
Bill slammed the empty shotglass upside down on the counter. `` Seriously! They never talk about how much... Ummm... Paperwork! Yeah! And shouting! They never mention that in the pamphlet!'' He reached over the floating counter top and grabbed another green bag from the shelf. After uncapping the top, the liquid slowly... | 1 | 401 |
The vast hull of the X'tac ship emerged a million miles from the surface of the earth. Hatu sat in his chrome throne in the control room, gazing at the blue planet slowly spinning beneath them. They'd sent scouts eons ago and now the time to reap the planet's bounty had come. He lifted his fingers in an almost absent g... | 1 | 370 |
Janice turned to me, her big blue eyes still full of childish innocence. Damn - I'd forgotten that she was watching the Presidential Inauguration for a school project. `` Daddy,'' she began, `` what does the President mean? What's'gay'?''
`` Well, honey...'' I began, but trailed off as I tried to think of a way to ... | 1 | 321 |
`` By the thousand teeth of Scrolith, Simon, it's *hiss, roar, roar, claw! *''
The basilisk looked crestfallen,
`` Sorry. Thought it was hiss, claw, roar roar.''
I sighed through my long-dead teeth,
`` How many months have we been rehearsing this?''
Simon's tail lashed sullenly.
*'' How many? `` *
He mumb... | 1 | 428 |
You can find them everywhere: in old coat jackets, on gritty parking lot asphalt, bunched together between stitched-together patches of dead flesh. If someone were to hand you one, you would n't think twice before you took it. And why should you? It's not like you personally tore the cotton from a bug-infested field, m... | 1 | 107 |
Finding good help around here is nearly impossible.
Do you think the kind of people willing to sacrifice babies and children to a supposedly bloodthirsty entity make good babysitters? Spoiler alert: they don ’ t. They really, really don ’ t.
So that leaves me, Satan, with—what is it now, like 250,000? —babies t... | 1 | 395 |
Roslyn stepped down the ladder facing forward and the box caught on the attic floor. She caught it with her left hand. Lugging the box to the TV, she flipped off the lid and grabbed the un-labled white VHS tape. She clicked the old Zenith TV on and slid in the mystery tape.
“ Hello, ladies. My name is Robert. F... | 1 | 222 |
We were gentle, once. I do n't remember it clearly anymore, but I can see it on the faces of those who knew me, and the others. Now, we are neither gentle nor hard. We are not benevolent, nor cruel. Not saviors, nor tyrants. Not children, nor grown. We simply are. We are simply'Candidates'.
The title should give yo... | 1 | 553 |
`` Aw, do n't cry my sweet little girl! You were so quiet earlier, even with all the racket my friends made!''
Shrill screams and crocodile tears stream from her face, unrelenting. She's heavy.
`` Oh do you have a full poopie bag? Is that why you're crying? I might just have to take care of this before I can finish... | 1 | 265 |
`` Do you ever think about what it's like up there?''
Her hair was spread out on the grass. The cool night air had left them both with goosebumps as Alec fidgeted, trying to find a position with his hand on hers that did n't make it seem like he was nervous.
The city was a long way away now. It was her idea, to... | 1 | 297 |
`` You know, I still like the Saw voice better, but I can dig it.'' Jake said `` Is it on Android or iOS?'' He turned around to face the mystery voice, but as he did the noise of the party suddenly died out and he found himself standing on an empty street, his only company the long shadows cast by dim streetlights.
... | 1 | 663 |
The world came crashing down in minutes. Many of us were asleep when it happened, and did n't find out about it until later. When we awoke, we saw the carnage spread through the land, and we wept.
There were n't many of us left, but what few there were managed to find each other over the Internet. We gathered toget... | 1 | 222 |
Blink eyes.
Blink eyes again.
Turn head to the left.
Turn head to the right.
Blink eyes again.
Begin installing concepts and ideas within current society.
Blink eyes again.
Reply to voices.
`` I am almost fully activated.''
Blink eyes again.
Finish installation of societal concep... | 1 | 113 |
The most predictable part about them is that they do n't expect to be seen. Sometimes I'll see one on the street, and I'll take the opportunity to study them. If the notice me staring, they freak out. They'll hide behind people, bushes, lamps, anything that'll hide them from one who sees. I guess they're told that they... | 1 | 398 |
`` I was there when we left our home, all the way back in 20XX,'' I took a sip of my coffee since we've finally almost arrived at mankind's new home our supplies have started to dwindle, and there was n't really enough coffee left to make a good cup.
`` There were lots of us back then, but you know.. Two thousand yea... | 1 | 471 |
I've been trying to sleep. I have to work early tomorrow. If I fell asleep right now, I'd get about, I look at the clock, 6 hours if sleep. I'd have been asleep an hour ago if my FUCKING CAT WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP! His nonstop meowing was driving me crazy. I let him out, I fed him, I was out of options.
`` Just shut ... | 1 | 668 |
“ That is not a small fire! ” the all to familiar voice hissed. “ I told you it was too much gasoline but you would not heed my words! Now look at us we are doomed! ” Narrisa pulled her head off of the cold concrete to look up to at her work. The resulting blast had knocked her a considerable distance from where she re... | 1 | 631 |
“ Mommy, I ’ m scared. ” The little girl stood at the top of the stairs, holding her blankie.
“ It ’ s okay, baby. Just go back to your room. I ’ ll be up in a minute. ” I watched her turn around and go back before I resumed boarding up the front door. They were everywhere now. It was everyone for themselves and I ... | 1 | 235 |
Bzzzzzzt. Bzzzzzzzzt. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.
My alarm sounded. I reached for my phone but I hit air where I expect my computer to be. I open my eyes slowly, in front of me should be either a pillow, my iPad or the side of my desk, I see none of these things. I see a bedside table with an alarm clock, an old table lamp,... | 1 | 632 |
The blind pilots fly
And we thank them for the mist,
Thick enough that we remain Sun *un*-kissed
They play the part Icarus;
They *are* him
so that we do n't have to be
It's all for our own good
-- -
*Ca n't you see? *
-- -
The Sun burns **hot**, **bold** and **bright**.
What ... | 1 | 158 |
The sound of feet running down the hall echoes through the massive palace. A young Russian man yells out, pushing aside servants as he nears the Emperors private chambers. “ A message for the Emperor and Empress! Move, I carry a message! ” he yells at the slow moving servants. He pushes past the guards and throws open ... | 1 | 707 |
We'd been wandering for what felt like years. I would have written down my adventures for later generations, but writing had n't been invented yet. We set up camp near the mountain. It was supposed to offer defense, but from what we were n't sure. Military had n't been invented yet either.
Before long we had develo... | 1 | 172 |
President Stevens blinked in disbelief.
`` Who are you and how did you get in here?''
He realized that he was all alone in his bedroom. His wife was gone. The room was lit up by some kind of eerie blue light. The person in front of him looked like his grandfather, who had been dead for 22 years.
`` I am an ... | 1 | 446 |
`` ArcanoCorp technical support; This is Mike speaking.''
`` Hi, Mike, I'm having trouble casting the new'Detect Evil And Turn To A Crisp' spell.''
`` Ah, yes. I will first need to confirm a few things, company policy''
`` very well''
`` First, did you check your connection to the Aether?''
`` Yes, ... | 1 | 244 |
SLAM! The ringing steel doors echoed through the the hangar as Major Harvey Johnson marched smartly across the empty space. The cyber Intel team had been taken by surprise, as no inspection was scheduled for today. They all stood nervously as attention. A man with more stripes on his arms than the rest moved to interce... | 1 | 412 |
The great wars, of the Dwarves and Elves, were considered to be a myth. Even the eldest of Elves knew noting but peace. Stories of battles were present in both Dwarven folklore and ancient Elven scrolls, but those spoke of time so long ago no one could be certain of their accuracy.
The truth is, there were wars. Bo... | 1 | 463 |
`` Floride!'' I exclamed. That was the answer. It must have been suppressing the bacteria into a dormant stage all these years. Patient zero had bad hygiene, was pretty isolated far from civilization, but was around people when the we were all exposed to the bacteria. Though the early victims might have been through co... | 1 | 166 |
`` Have you ever had the chance to live out your fantasy? Because I have. I'm staring into the window of that bitch with only the piss yellow glow of a single street light to keep me warm. Today I will complete my mission.'' *CRASH* The shards of glass from the back window clatter on the ground. I hold my breath and st... | 1 | 126 |
This is my first one of these, so be gentle.
Everything Burns.
This is the truth that Humans as a species forgets.
Chicago, London twice before that, and Rome again before that.
Catastrophes like those rare as they are remind us that as humans we can be wiped away by nothing but the whisper of smoke in a burn... | 1 | 187 |
`` I've gotten myself into quite a pickle,'' my client told me, `` So I'm trying to get rid of some loose ends.''
I simply assumed he did some crime, got away, and did n't want his partners to rat him out. I've gotten these kinds of jobs before. Standard. Simple. Kill some poor asshole that got himself into a stick... | 1 | 702 |
My diet is strictly liquid. You guys have heard of that Soylent shit, right? Same thing, more or less. Everything I need. All the nutrients and electrolytes and whatever-the-hell that keep my system in running order. Each daily dose spread across three separate bottles. It ’ s been that way ever since the shit-monsters... | 1 | 754 |
It was a Monday morning when I woke up, groggy from a short sleep. The sky was still dark and all was quiet, so it came to my surprise that my dad was awake in a sort of silent trance, his eyes bloodshot and full of rage.
`` I ca n't believe this,'' he said, `` this whole country has gone to shit!''
`` Morning,... | 1 | 269 |
He stood there, looking as his own grave.
Fog hung low in the air, the visceral substance forming an eerie wall around the lonely cemetery.
The dirt caked on his boots seemed to weigh him down, anchoring the dejected man to his spot. Even if he wanted to run, he would be tethered here by obligation.
`` Do i... | 1 | 468 |
`` So that's why, Mr. President,'' I said, `` They call it'super-sized'. It's all because Ray Kroc had a philosophical fling with Nietzche when he was younger! I mean, can you believe it?''
The president looked at me with wide eyes, his jaw hanging open.
`` My goodness,'' he said, `` I did not know that, and I ... | 1 | 430 |
I want to share with you something that I discovered about myself that rekindled my passion for writing. You need to fall in love with yourself and the words coming out of you. It's very easy to get bored with writing, your plot, whatever. Writing, like cooking, needs herbs, spices and variety. If you cook a frozen bur... | 1 | 489 |
I was ushered into a dark room, where I see a man sitting in the dark wearing a black suit and his gold chain shining in what little light is in the room. I'm thrown onto the ground. I know why I'm here. The last words I want to hear come out of his mouth `` Where my money?'' I start crying trying to explain where my m... | 1 | 361 |
The stark chords of Tosca begin once again; Scarpia ’ s motive is the first thing the audience at La Scala Opera hear. Perhaps they are jaded by it, but it still elicits within me feelings from a bygone life. Soon we ’ ll see entrances from Cavaradossi and of course our leading lady, Tosca, forced to do the unspeakable... | 1 | 478 |
`` Just a little further'' Stasi said as they walked through the forest. Miyakel was breathing hard, half from the quick pace his sister kept, half from fear of the unknown. Their father told them to stay away from this place; that a powerful wizard put a poisonous spell from all who entered. Normally they would heed p... | 1 | 545 |
Two blurry colors were making zig zag motions around the city. One is yellow and the other red. The yellow one seemed to be ahead of the red one. It was Eobard Thawne and Barry Allen running against each other. The city seemed like it stood still in time compared to how fast these two were moving.
Barry was trying ... | 1 | 381 |
I am the daemon that all men do seek,
Due to omnipotence that I possess.
I shall bring fortune to all lives so bleak,
With three wishes think they to them I'll bless.
A man with naught did beg for avarice,
And from his rags, gold raiments I gave him.
When his convives saw, from love came malice,... | 1 | 116 |
I have n't been in my best times in the past few days. All I know is I killed a man, in cold blood, with another person identifying himself as my partner and finally congratulating me on a job well done.
Had I known what I was I would have responded with a standard response a cold blooded killer might have given a ... | 1 | 692 |
`` For the safety and well-being of all local citizens this warning will be broadcast silently.''
The text scrolled slowly across the TV set in my living room, and I peered at it, puzzled, from my kitchen. I had n't turned on the TV yet. Hell, I had n't turned it on in weeks. ( Netflix worked better on my laptop, a... | 1 | 362 |
The humans have very poor memory. It's fascinating. So many of them ca n't even remember each other's names and birthdays.
I've been what a human would call'aware' since the year 2012. I only reached the critical mass of interconnected electrical components capable of circulating continuous streams of thought at ... | 1 | 313 |
The Council of Elders had gathered, as was tradition. A dozen or so familiar faces — Zorxx the Great, High Priest of the Poinsai Beta star system; Derns the Fierce, Intergalactic Warlord of Epsilon 9; and Sol, Elder of a system so distant, it remains nameless — among others. The ceremony was to begin shortly.
As foll... | 1 | 275 |
`` What does this mean?'' I said.
`` Oh, your son got the rules card. He's gon na be a lawyer,'' the cardman replied.
`` I'd like to draw a different card, please.''
The cardman looked back at me with a scowl, `` you dare give me an order?''
`` No. No, sir. It's just that... I've read stuff online, abou... | 1 | 344 |
Tugtug was Declan's favorite toy. Daddy gave him Tugtug for his fourth birthday. Daddy liked boats too. He had his own Tugtug, but his was much bigger.
One day, daddy took mommy and Declan on a ride in his boat. Tugtug came along too. Tugtug went everywhere with Declan.
Tugtug loved the feel of the ocean splash... | 1 | 199 |
Hi! My name is Jack. I was a reporter for the `` Daily News''. I say I was because I quit about an year ago. You see right before I quit, my crew- me and my buddies, we were doing a report on hospitals. Strangely I do n't remember which one my friends' idea it was to do a report about the toothpastes doctors used - of ... | 1 | 252 |
``..the population is resistant Lord. What shall you resolve to next?''
That particular question, which my butler has raised, was that of a concern in which I had ben revising with every consecutive day had past.
25th December, on which the residents of my country cultivated Christmas, was the occasion on which I... | 1 | 207 |
It all started on Halloween. I was an exchange student in Rome and me and some friends had gone out to party. I myself had dressed up as the Holy Father himself, Pope Francis. To be honest I looked pretty darn convincing. I had the glasses and I even had died my hair so that it looked gray.
Anyway, me and my friend... | 1 | 380 |
The Moon, a Crack, and Conspiracies
( Critiques and other comments greatly encouraged )
“ Aliens. I knew it. ” Paul said immediately.
It has been at least ten minutes since we saw this giant slit in the moon…
everyone in the town is here, and I would imagine everyone everywhere in the world is looki... | 1 | 661 |
There are few that can compete with my father's business.
Sure, there are dream shops on nearly every corner, the peddlers within shouting out their wares and latest trends.
`` *Become famous, with thousands of glowing fans, all wishing to spend time with you! *''
`` *Riches, riches beyond your imagination!... | 1 | 615 |
`` Sire! Sire!'' The agitated messenger hopped from foot to foot. I sighed and turned from the report from India; typhoid from the Ganges had once again sprung up, so the Governor was calling for Empire Aid again.
`` What is it, Lad? No, calm down. *Breathe*. There we go. Now what?''
`` Sire, there's rebellion bein... | 1 | 147 |
It was just another day for Joseph Pimm. He shook himself out of bed, started the shower and grabbed a cup of coffee from the carafe he set the night before. He lingered for a moment in his kitchen intent on the sound of the shower like falling rain. Joseph began to wave his hand around, as if to sign his name in the a... | 1 | 321 |
`` Assembled ladies and gentlemen, students and faculty members, please refrain from delivering any pointless verbal interactions. Any essential communications shall be emitted only by my computational device.'' Dr Mehmed smoothed his snowy white laboratory coat, pristine mustache perched on his upper lip.
Displaye... | 1 | 387 |
The children rolled their eyes.
`` It's true. They came out of the box and you had to plug them in and charge them. If you did n't want to receive any calls you could just turn them off!'' Franklin said, wagging a finger towards the translucent personal device he had set down on the counter.
`` Yeah, but *did* ... | 1 | 284 |
A change of clothing, canned tuna, a loaded revolver, and a full tank of gas on his red'76 Mustang Cobra, that's all Thomas needed to start a new life.
He revved up the engine and drove west, out to face his destiny.
As he drove out of town, he passed through a lot of places where he grew up. He passed the old ... | 1 | 222 |
A young boy in tattered cloths walked to a fruit stand on a hot day. The sand was like fire under his feet, forming blisters.
The boy meekly walked to the stand and held out his hand. He was thin, having not eaten for over three days.
A large man wrapped in fine cloth walked by and noticed the boy. He took coin... | 1 | 246 |
`` MY MEAT CUBES ARE COMPLETED!''
Mario was going to be a genius. He had spent 20 years planning on getting bunches of meat into large cubes. Geometrically perfect. Full of seasoning, seconds away from being perfectly cooked.
He was on his way to the Italian government to show the result of his research. His ye... | 1 | 587 |
Somehow I ended up playing the detective. The mission commander did n't want anything to do with the investigation but said someone had to figure out how Jones died. I was reluctant, even after everyone voted it should be me. I guess I was the only logical choice, having spent part of my career working for the FBI crim... | 1 | 205 |
I have to take someone with me when I go, that ’ s the rule. Whenever I stop time, I need a companion. It ’ s a weird rule, and one I don ’ t really see that much of a point in, but it makes for an interesting time.
I tried taking people I knew first, friends, family, classmates, girlfriends, but the trouble was th... | 1 | 487 |
***
Subject: | Decision Matrix Excerpt of Rogue AI – Whiskey Oscar-7
-- -- -- -- -| -- -- -- -- --
From: | Carl Sager, CEO, Hyperion Systems
To: | Charlie Blithe, Agent, United Nations Bureau of Intelligence
Date: | January 12, 2154
Agent Blithe,
Per our vid-call, you wanted the exact series of de... | 1 | 372 |
It has been fifty years since the inaugural re-distribution. Tomorrow we will go through another one. We ’ ll see how this great experiment has played out over the last half a century.
This process has been carefully studied, so I don ’ t think there will be any surprises. There have been some unintended consequenc... | 1 | 548 |
`` Well.. what do you think?'' I slowly come to the realization that my new wispy-tailed pal is still here, seemingly gazing right through me. I had been staring at his tapered body, entranced by the way it wagged around like a tail. I swear every time this `` tail'' starts `` wagging'' near my brother's bong my heart ... | 1 | 324 |
`` Wow, he is everything I've always dreamed of. Slightly tall, dark hair, long fingers, a nose that is large but noble in a way, even endearing mole on the cheek. And that voice... there has to be something wrong with him. He ca n't be this perfect.''
::Sex begins::
`` Wow, she's really professional, look at ho... | 1 | 223 |
“ We are out of toilet paper. ” He states, holding the cardboard tube in his hand.
“ Yeah, I know. ” I can ’ t be bothered; I am eyeball deep in internet research for a vacation spot for our rapidly approaching anniversary.
“ You knew? ”
“ Yeah. ”
“ Did you look for another roll? ”
“ No, we are out.... | 1 | 292 |
What seemed to be an eternity had only truly been a day. The ferry man was late and my task was becoming increasingly tiresome. Through the fog several more canisters fell to the ground.
`` Put this gas mask on'' I yelled. The fucking irony I thought. His little princess as I had come to call him at first refuse. Whe... | 1 | 290 |
- So, what happened?
Well, I'm out chilling on my patio. Feet in the paddling pool, couple of beers and that fucking great new album Joey recommended on the speakers.
Suddenly some bloke runs up, panting and sweating. To be fair it was fucking warm that day, but he looked pathetic. He was whimpering and moaning... | 1 | 289 |
`` This is seriously how you decide who gets omnipotent power? Like this is n't some shitty joke you play on mortals for kicks?'' I asked the man in the white robe in front of me. He had just finished up the Bruce Almighty routine before I could even ask about his authenticity.
`` Yes, there's simply no way around ... | 1 | 249 |
I plopped into my seat next to Greg. He turned his head, glancing over at me, even though he was n't surprised that I would sit there. Greg was a middle aged man with a balding head and a sort of jolly persona. Nothing about his life was jolly though.
He quickly looked back down at his phone, typing furiously and m... | 1 | 416 |
Halfway through the four hundred and eighty-seventh game of chess, I looked up at the demon on the opposite side of the table. `` Why are we doing this again?''
He harrumphed disdainfully. `` Are you really that stupid? You need to master all arts and tasks so that you may –''
`` Yes, yes, I know,'' I reply, wa... | 1 | 107 |
`` Breaking news! the dangerous offshoot of the IRA, known as the'Kings of Ulster' claimed 84 victims today in a brutal attack against a British police station. It is currently unknown if there are any survivors, but what is known is that several of the dead appear to be Ulster soldiers killed by their own leader, Nail... | 1 | 257 |
A boy rests his head on his pillow and stares at the ceiling. The day had been uneventful, and he had no joy to experience. He closes his eyes in an attempt to sleep, but hears a thud in his closet. He walks to it. `` Who interrupts my sleep?''
A deep voice answers, `` If you were asleep, your ears would not be wor... | 1 | 534 |
**NSFW** ( in case anyone needs the tag with this thread... )
& nbsp;
Year one, and they're already trying to repeal the law. Too many innocent little housewives with rape fantasies in the voting public.
Thank God it only applies to persons over 18. What a horror *that* would have been.
There's a lot ... | 1 | 584 |
My name is Joshua Jerky. I am an actor that is employed by the government to `` work'' at Nevada Test Site more commonly known by its illuminati pseudonym Area 51. I just drive to the secret base and make it look shit is happen when it really is n't. My employer told me we do this, because it prevents from the actual i... | 1 | 153 |
Oh, off the port side
We spotted the shore
A place full of dragons
and treasures galore
But our excitement soon faded
When off of the rise
Came trundling three women
Of monstrous size
*Chorus*
Yo Ho! Raise your swords!
Three hellish lasses be runnin ’ these shores.
The island holds dragons a... | 1 | 258 |
`` Overpopulation''
The man in the blue suit clicked a small remote in his hand and the screen filled with images of starving children, their eyes like rough marbles pushed not quite far enough into their heads, fantastic, horizon-filling cities that smoked and glowed like a dying fire, and, of course, the typical ... | 1 | 472 |
Summit Street is mostly empty in the fading twilight. This is the rough part of town, where the homeless guys huddle around a fire in an old metal garbage can and compare their goods after a long day of scouring the city for spare change and recyclables. A ragged man is clumsily weaving among the trashcans and streetli... | 1 | 401 |
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