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Yup! | Like a balloon and ... something bad happens. | Fry |
Oh, my God! I bet I can eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the same time! | Bender, part of being human is having self control. | Amy |
Not Santa! | Santa Claus, you stand accused of crimes against humanity. How do you plead? | Whitey |
Curse you, merciful Poseidon! | He cries and walks over to a Boating Prohibited sign, rips it down and folds it into a boat. He climbs into it and pushes it away from the riverbank.] And so I set sail for unknown shores. Oh, merciful Poseidon, take pity on this mechanical mariner. Oh, jeez! | Bender |
ut of his chest cabinet and opens the tomb. A robot is in there] | He pulls out a book and blows the dust off it. It is The da Vinci Code .] Some preposterous hog-wash about the Fibonacci Sequence . Aha! The markings indicate how many paces we need to take. One ... Okay, we're there. | Farnsworth |
You want me to concludify him, like some sort of dispatcherator? | Hmm. Better play it safe. Go there a little earlier and wait for him. You know what to do. | Nudar |
normal] Well, who wants a martini? | We did it! We won! | Leela |
Correct, Wiggles. You've just earned an invitation to the captain's table | I have now. And what's Peter Parrot's first rule of captaining? | Bender |
Yeah, but I'm not done yet. I got a full-proof plan to make sure I go home the champ! | You've accomplished so much more than most of us would bother to. | Leela |
A reunion at your old orphanarium, eh? You gonna go? | Oh, it's just a card. From the orphanarium I grew up in. | Leela |
Zoom out to reveal another vault with the sign Germ Warfare Repository with a window that opens and shuts with the wind] <poem> Norwegian seed guard : Oh, dat's da germ warfare repository. | We just wanna come in and rummage about a bit. | Farnsworth |
We both know I won't do that! Either you're gonna shoot me or I'm gonna spray whipped cream in your eyes and walk outta here like a big shot. | Bender zooms out and takes off his moustache and belt.] Forty ounces of Heaven! Here, boy. This is for you. Ah! Invisible safe, eh? Aw, yeah, baby. Two-hundred-and-ten proof. | Bender |
No chance, hot pants! I'd rather die and kill all of you than party for one more millisecond! | Party, Bender! Party for your life! | Farnsworth |
Who is he? I'll kill him! | Hey, Bender, here's an exhibit about Mom's favourite robot. | Fry |
What seems to be the problem, officers? Was I speeding? | Gotcha! | Smitty |
Yeah! | Woohoo! | Amy |
Help! Help! | Some lazy or polite robot is holding it in. | Leela |
Alright, show's over. No refunds. You heard the robot. Get out! | Oh, following in my footsteps? | Leela |
: Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? | Good enough. Splice in some reaction shots of me and shove it on the air. | Calculon |
Precocious little scamp, ain't I? | You're only four years old? | Fry |
Hey! That galaxy's signalling in binary. I gotta signal back. But I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is. You speak English? | Welcome to our monastery. Please stand to one side to let faster pilgrims by. | Female Voice |
If they put me on a stamp, tell them to use the young Bender. | Bender! No! | Fry |
Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? | I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. | Linda |
I find that offensive! | What the-- | Fry |
Death to all of you! | Bender, you know these humans? | Calculon |
Now what's going on there? | Fry, Fry, you're missing the dinosaurs. | Bender |
Humans are disgusting! I opened one up once. I almost barfed. | My leg feels funny! | Destructor |
None of your business! Get off my back! | Good morning, Bender. | Amy |
No! It's just ... neither of us can get up when we get knocked on our back. | You're both alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gamblers? | Leela |
Aw, come on! I've got a lot of ransom notes to send! | And finally, the post office meter is for business mail only. | Hermes |
Hey, look! Bigfoot! He's back! | Ah, that would be very expensive, and most people who believe in Bigfoot are broke. | Ranger Park |
So, I can, uh, keep the cheque? | Bender, that's some played-out, new-jack, horse crap-- But I know you don't mean it so apology accepted. | Beck |
Leela who?! | Yay! | Professor Farnsworth |
Yeah, right. What's he gonna do, break my legs? | Well, at least now you can pay off your loan shark. | Fry |
Oh! How could I let this happen? I can't go through the rest of my life like this. | Deal. | Pawnbroker |
Don't worry, Leela. Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh. | Yeah, well, you shouldn't have been such a mean captain then. | Fry |
Huh? Wasn't me. Must be some of that urine your all so proud of. | nspector 5 , the best inspector a kid could want. The day I was built, he looked me over, probably with tears of pride in his eyes, and proclaimed to all the world, by means of this scrap of paper, that I was perfect and infallible in every way! | Bender |
And what's that catchy beat? | Zoidberg, this makes no sense. Why are you helping him? | Leela |
Nice turnout, Calculon. That Oscar's practically on your mantel. | Well, editing is a long and expensive process but we spent all the money on pies, so it'll be ready Friday. | Zoidberg |
A little of this, huh? | Hey, listen, Bender. We got a big score planned but, uh, we need some muscle. | Donbot |
Aw, no! A strike? Now I'll never get to bend anything. Oh, woe is Bender. | unsure] Right? | Clamps |
Well, I do think of human life as expendable. | That's right. Being captain is about intuition and heart. A good captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender is perfect for the job. | Farnsworth |
Fat chance! You can't count on God for jack. He pretty much told me so himself. Now come on. If we don't save those monks, no one will! | Do we have to? I mean, they're monks. I'm sure their God will let them out or at least give them more shoes to eat. | Fry |
That poor turtle! | Direct your attention now to the African turtles seen here migrating to cooler homes in Holland. | Morbo |
Come on, don't you remember how much I was bugging you, don't you? 'Cause it was a lot, you remember, right? | Absolutely not. | Calculon |
I'm back, baby! | The white Robot sighs.] Just get out. | White Robot |
You shot me. You miserable dingus! | Fry continues moving the photographs around. He stops at the one showing the gun.] Wait. Who's the trigger-happy jerk? That's me. I recognise the face. | Fry |
Wretched technology has brought me nothing but misery! | Is he alright? | Sinclair |
He must have left the city. Man, this could take all day. | Okay, you're still clean. I mean metaphorically. | Bender |
Hey, rich girl. Look over here! It's me, Bender. I'm being entertaining. Look at my head. It's all painted! Look at my head! I got a big, old head, hey! Ho! Alright, show's over, I'm tired. | Kappa Kappa Wong . | Amy |
What part of nay doesn't thou understand? | But-But Metal Lord. | Malachi |
I don't see any irony in that. | If I understand ice fishing, and I'm pretty sure I don't, we'll need to laser-blast a hole in the ice. | Leela |
I can't. My Fembot may be in love with another Manbot. | Obsessing won't help, Bender. Take a lean back and enjoy life. | Farnsworth |
See? Nothing. Told you, losers. | You've seen me naked? | Zoidberg |
You're all losers. My name's Bender. | Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Gearshift, chapter president. This is Oily, and this here is Fat-bot. | Fratbot #1 |
Has humanity called? | Let's heat up some leftovers and then spend eternity together. I have only one request. Now that you're here, promise me you'll never, ever communicate with any other universe. | YIVO |
So, hey, Calculon, I know I'm the new guy, and, pardon my ignorance, but when do we kill all humans? | Diamondillium it is. | Farnsworth |
Very near! | So...you don't miss whatshername? | Bender |
Deploying ice drill. | Wow! Mining a comet! That sounds fun. | Fry |
Wake up, buddy. End of the line! | No sweat. We'll just take a spin on the B-train! | Bender |
Zero! And what a surprise! Look who's scraping up the filth! Is it a human child? I wish! | Eleven? | Fry |
Mommy! | That's exactly what I was thinking. | Hermes |
Boo! Bring on Bender! Boo! Bender's the greatest! | --At Veracruz. So, if you'll kindly hand me my poncho-- | Macaulay Culkon |
But I destroyed the technology of the world. I ran on the beach and felt the sand between my foot cups. | Your upgrade is complete. | Technician |
o think I need an upgrade? | Oh, yeah, no, you're pretty perfect. | Fry |
Nuh-uh! My wireless back-up unit saves a copy of me every day. So, if my body gets killed, big whoop, I just download into another body. I'm immortal, baby! | So? What if something heavy fell on you, like a church? You could still die. | Fry |
He's a saint! | Well, this is the real me. But I can explain: We all have needs. Mine was to make it with five weirdos and have them scrub my five castles. I gave you all what you wanted and of course I made a few bucks letting Pig watch through the two-way mirror. Can any of you say you wouldn't have done the exact same thing in my p... | Alcazar |
Give me the keys, Magoo. | Stop! | Fry |
Whoa! What's with Big Butt? | That's it! | Amy |
That new robot is great, huh? Sure made me look like a pile of crap! | Presenting Mom's Friendly Robots. | Mom |
Or we could live underground with the mutants. A little fire'll show 'em who's boss! | It's tempting, but, well, I am already kinda settled in here. | Fry |
Eh, I've heard better. | Thank you, steward. Wiggles, weren't you about to propose a toast to your gallant captain? | Bender |
Scarab, four arm, bird, bird, bird! | Oh no you don't. | Nibbler |
How's this going to get us to Boston? | But Boston's 300 miles away and Bender kicked our horse to death! We'll never get there in time! Unless you have another invention up your sleeve! Foh! | Professor Farnsworth |
Timber! | Yes! The rich get richer! | Bender |
I'll get my kit. | Good. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. | Fry |
He's a witch! | That's normal. Next patient. | Zoidberg |
He drags in a stone slab with the Last Supper on it.] | Not even a card. | Fry |
Lies! Lies and slander! | Plus, they're making bootleg beer inside company property! | Cubert |
Oh, it's awful, Kwanzaabot. Everyone hates me. | Yo, Kringle! What happened to you, doll? | Kwanzaabot |
hat's funny! | Eh. | Bender |
I am Bender. Please insert girder. | I downloaded his brain. Everything that is Bender is right here. His mind, his memories, his in-your-face interface. | Morgan |
You forget, Leela, I'm Bender, owner of disguise. | Bender, you can't crash a mob wedding. | Leela |
Here we go. I'm your top of the line, Mom. | Jerk! | Refreshment-bot |
OK, fine. Fire! | Bender, If we don't survive the attack, I want you to know ... I love you. | Lisa |
Ten more processors for me. Once I install these, I'll have access to the loftiest realms o' thought! | I hear turkey. Woop-woop-woop-woop-woop Oh, boy. Ay... Ay. Ay. | Zoidberg |
Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihalation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful! | Ahh! It's good to hear his voice! | Fry |
And I still barely felt anything. Goodnight, losers! | No, I'm wrong. The empathy chip was running at triple capacity. | Farnsworth |
Fellas, please. I'm in love! | Security to bar area. Security to bar area. | iZac |
That'll be easy. I never wear the damn thing. | You'd better keep your nose clean. | Smitty |
Yivo bites again, but Bender leaps to another horn.] Missed me again! Me footcup! I'll stab you! | Take that, you scurvy Kraken! That'll teach you to despoil our human booty! | Bender |
I'm processin' so fast, it's like I can anticipate that the ceilin' fan's gonna fall an' knock Zoidberg unconscious. | What's happened to you, mon? I thought you liked beer an' knock-knock jokes. | Hermes |
I am Bender. Please insert girder. | We'll never find that disk will we, Bender? | Fry |
So I gotta hide forever?! | Robot Stack grabs an iPod from his right pocket and hands it to Bender.] I don't want it anymore. | Robot Stack |
We've got to stem this tidal wave of moral decay. It's time to shut down nappster.com! | Hooray! Finally you're standing up to him. | Zoidberg |
Oh, no! They're forming Gigatron! | We were defeated in battle. | Professor Farnsworth |
Well, it's 30 bucks, and there's a $10-mail-in rebate. When the League of Robots hears about this, they won't be pleased. Oh, you'll pay, my darlings. | Really? | Leela |
Don't stop now, you'll need some pants to go with that outfit. | Bigger! Bigger! | Bender |
Interesting. No, wait, the other thing ... tedious. | Whoa! They discovered an intact, 20th century pizzeria, just like the one I used to work at. | Fry |
It's all my fault. Malachi, tell thy people that the Lord is moved by their plight. | Nay. Like most of your followers, I was maimed while building the Great Brewery. Others died from the pestilent fumes it spewed forth. And, of course, the liquor industry attracted organised crime. | Malachi |
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