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Leslie Knope | Hello. |
Leslie Knope | Hi. |
Leslie Knope | My name is Leslie Knope, and I work for the Parks and Recreation Department. |
Leslie Knope | Can I ask you a few questions? |
Leslie Knope | Would you say that you are, "Enjoying yourself and having fun, having a moderate amount of fun and somewhat enjoying yourself, or having no fun and no enjoyment?" |
Leslie Knope | I'm gonna put a lot of fun. |
Leslie Knope | Sir, this is a children's slide. |
Leslie Knope | You're not allowed to sleep in here. |
Leslie Knope | You know, when I first tell people that I work in the government, they say, "Oh." |
Leslie Knope | "The government." |
Leslie Knope | "The government stinks." |
Leslie Knope | "The lines are too long at the DMV." |
Leslie Knope | But now things have changed. |
Leslie Knope | People need our help. |
Leslie Knope | And it feels good to be needed. |
Leslie Knope | Could you put your arms to your side? |
Leslie Knope | And that might help you slide down a little easier. |
Leslie Knope | Do you want to come this way? |
Leslie Knope | Okay, we're gonna need you to get out. |
Leslie Knope | Get out of the slide. |
Leslie Knope | Okay? |
Leslie Knope | Here we go! |
Leslie Knope | Okay, wake up. |
Leslie Knope | Here we go. |
Leslie Knope | Out of the slide. |
Leslie Knope | You know, government isn't just a boys' club anymore. |
Leslie Knope | Women are everywhere. |
Leslie Knope | It's a great time to be a woman in politics. |
Leslie Knope | Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, me, Nancy Pelosi. |
Leslie Knope | We did it! |
Leslie Knope | You know, I like to tell people, you know, "Get on board and buckle up, because my ride's gonna be a big one." |
Leslie Knope | And if you get motion sickness, you know, put your head between your knees 'cause Leslie Knope's stopping for no one. |
Leslie Knope | And that is tonight. |
Leslie Knope | Right. |
Leslie Knope | This is a great thing for you guys to see. |
Leslie Knope | This is where the rubber of government meets the road of actual human beings. |
Leslie Knope | When I go through these doors, I need to be on. |
Leslie Knope | Like the White House Press Secretary. |
Leslie Knope | Are you ready? |
Leslie Knope | Okay. |
Leslie Knope | Here we go. |
Leslie Knope | It's locked. |
Leslie Knope | Okay. |
Leslie Knope | Here we go. |
Leslie Knope | Thank you so much for coming. |
Leslie Knope | What an amazing turnout. |
Leslie Knope | My name is Leslie Knope. |
Leslie Knope | I am the deputy director of the Parks and Recreation Department, and tonight we're gonna be taking some of your questions as-- |
Leslie Knope | Hello? |
Leslie Knope | We're having a meeting in here. |
Leslie Knope | So, take two. |
Leslie Knope | I'm Leslie Knope, and with me is department member Tom Haverford. |
Leslie Knope | We are here to answer any and all of your questions, so fire away. |
Leslie Knope | I don't like obscenities just as much as you don't like them. |
Leslie Knope | Right. |
Leslie Knope | These people are members of a community that care about where they live, so what I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me. |
Leslie Knope | Thank you so much, Barry. |
Leslie Knope | Always great to have you here. |
Leslie Knope | Anyone else who would like to contribute? |
Leslie Knope | Excellent. |
Leslie Knope | That sounds like a good idea. |
Leslie Knope | Tell us about that. |
Leslie Knope | Oh. |
Leslie Knope | Twelve months, yes. |
Leslie Knope | Go on. |
Leslie Knope | Okay. |
Leslie Knope | I'll do something about it. |
Leslie Knope | Yes, we-- I will help you. |
Leslie Knope | It's more than a promise. |
Leslie Knope | It's a pinky promise. |
Leslie Knope | I pinky promise all of you that I will help, and I will go to that location tomorrow, and we will fill in that pit, and then when that's done, we're gonna put a park on the land. |
Leslie Knope | Well, I've worked at the Parks Department for six years, and I've handled a lot of things that I'm proud of. |
Leslie Knope | Recently, I led a city-wide drive to disinfect the sandbox sand after we had those problems with the cats. |
Leslie Knope | But this pit, the chance to build a whole new park from scratch, this could be my Hoover Dam. |
Leslie Knope | Morning. |
Leslie Knope | You were talking to the mayor? |
Leslie Knope | Tom and I work really well together. |
Leslie Knope | We're both outsiders. |
Leslie Knope | I'm a woman, he's a... I think he's a Libyan. |
Leslie Knope | Okay, brainstorm. |
Leslie Knope | How do we make this park happen? |
Leslie Knope | No, parks are not a priority. |
Leslie Knope | I need more firepower. |
Leslie Knope | I need bigger guns. |
Leslie Knope | You know what I need to do? |
Leslie Knope | Form a committee. |
Leslie Knope | Right? |
Leslie Knope | Yeah, 'cause committees are power, and committees make things happen. |
Leslie Knope | Committees are the lifeblood of our democratic system. |
Leslie Knope | That's really good. |
Leslie Knope | Write that down. |
Leslie Knope | From time to time, when I think of an eloquent saying or a phrase, I have Tom write it down. |
Leslie Knope | He's collecting them for my memoirs. |
Leslie Knope | Okay, read it back to me. |
Leslie Knope | Hmm. |
Leslie Knope | Sounded better when I said it. |
Leslie Knope | It's still good, though. |
Leslie Knope | Okay, I have an idea. |
Leslie Knope | What about bringing Mark on board? |
Leslie Knope | Which Mark? |
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