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Leslie Knope | Mark Brendanawicz. |
Leslie Knope | Which Mark? |
Leslie Knope | Well, if you want something done in this town, you call Mark Brendanawicz because, you know, he's a city planner, but he's more than that. |
Leslie Knope | He's kind of like a fixer. |
Leslie Knope | He fixes things. |
Leslie Knope | He's a smart, capable guy. |
Leslie Knope | He just-- He knows where the bodies are buried. |
Leslie Knope | What's up, Brendanawicz? |
Leslie Knope | You crazy old Polish person. |
Leslie Knope | City Hall is like a locker room, and you gotta get in there, and you gotta snap towels at people, and you gotta give them the business, and if you can't take it, you know, you... Then you can't take it. |
Leslie Knope | You gotta leave the locker room. |
Leslie Knope | Let's get down to brass tacks. |
Leslie Knope | I know you don't have a lot of time and I want to thank you for meeting me today. |
Leslie Knope | Well, thank you for clearing your schedule. |
Leslie Knope | You know this lot that I'm talking about, right? |
Leslie Knope | What would you say if I told you that I was thinking about turning it into a park? |
Leslie Knope | What? |
Leslie Knope | Why? |
Leslie Knope | Really? |
Leslie Knope | It sounds like you're telling me to go for it. |
Leslie Knope | I can do this. |
Leslie Knope | I just need a little help. |
Leslie Knope | Could you do me a favor, for old times' sake? |
Leslie Knope | Mark and I-- It's complicated. |
Leslie Knope | When you work closely with someone and you share similar interests and you have a similar world view and you're passionate about the same things, things can happen. |
Leslie Knope | We slept together. |
Leslie Knope | It's Ms. Perkins' house. |
Leslie Knope | I'm here. |
Leslie Knope | Safety. |
Leslie Knope | You remember Tom from last night. |
Leslie Knope | And this is our college intern, April. |
Leslie Knope | She's going to be documenting our fact finding mission. |
Leslie Knope | This must be our hero. |
Leslie Knope | The man heard 'round the world. |
Leslie Knope | How you doing, son? |
Leslie Knope | I'm Leslie Knope. |
Leslie Knope | And the entire government of Pawnee would like to let you know that we will do everything we can to help you. |
Leslie Knope | Of course. |
Leslie Knope | Oh, my God. |
Leslie Knope | How did we let this happen? |
Leslie Knope | Dream with me for a second, Ann. |
Leslie Knope | Doesn't this neighborhood deserve a first-class park? |
Leslie Knope | Imagine a shiny new playground with a jungle gym and swings, pool, tennis courts, volleyball courts, racquetball courts, basketball court, regulation football field. |
Leslie Knope | We could put an amphitheatre over there with Shakespeare in the Park. |
Leslie Knope | We could do some of those things. |
Leslie Knope | It's gonna take a little extra work. |
Leslie Knope | But why not try? |
Leslie Knope | Me, too. |
Leslie Knope | I'm going in. |
Leslie Knope | Don't worry. |
Leslie Knope | I have a hard hat on. |
Leslie Knope | Yeah. |
Leslie Knope | April, document this. |
Leslie Knope | The key to any factfinding mission is to get right into the battle zone, you know? |
Leslie Knope | It's like George Bush when he flew over New Orleans or Richard Nixon when he went to China to see what the Chinese were up to. |
Leslie Knope | No! |
Leslie Knope | No. |
Leslie Knope | Mmmmmm. |
Leslie Knope | I'm fine. |
Leslie Knope | Good thing I was wearing that hard hat. |
Leslie Knope | After my head hit that rod. |
Leslie Knope | Well, at least my boss will listen to me now that I broke my clavicle. |
Leslie Knope | It is. |
Leslie Knope | Do you have one of those neck foam collar brace things? |
Leslie Knope | Honestly, my clavicle's broken. |
Leslie Knope | Ooh! |
Leslie Knope | Are pancakes being made? |
Leslie Knope | Thank you. |
Leslie Knope | Ron, please. |
Leslie Knope | Come on, Ron. |
Leslie Knope | I've been a loyal foot soldier. |
Leslie Knope | Give me my shot. |
Leslie Knope | Let me have Lot 48. |
Leslie Knope | Ron, I don't know how to explain this to you. |
Leslie Knope | When you've been down in the pit-- Have you been in the pit? |
Leslie Knope | Well, I have. |
Leslie Knope | When I visited the bottom of the pit on a fact finding mission. |
Leslie Knope | And when you're down there, you get some perspective about what it all means. |
Leslie Knope | And let me tell you something, Ron. |
Leslie Knope | What it means is I want this subcommittee. |
Leslie Knope | I like the sound of that definitely. |
Leslie Knope | I'm gonna leave before you change your mind. |
Leslie Knope | Mr. Swanson, I presume. |
Leslie Knope | Lot 46 thoughts? Yes? No? Me? Park? |
Leslie Knope | Giving the park to me? |
Leslie Knope | All right, you guys. |
Leslie Knope | All right, all right. |
Leslie Knope | I'll ask him. |
Leslie Knope | Everybody wants to know what your decision is. |
Leslie Knope | Someone on the phone about the park. |
Leslie Knope | You know, I don't think I even want it. |
Leslie Knope | Oh man. |
Leslie Knope | My clavicle's still really hurting me. |
Leslie Knope | So this was built in 1935, it's called Pioneer Hall. And a little trivia, it is one of the first structures in America to ever have locks. |
Leslie Knope | Oh, yeah. |
Leslie Knope | This is our crown jewel. |
Leslie Knope | It's one of our best murals. |
Leslie Knope | It depicts the very famous battle at Conega Creek. |
Leslie Knope | We have a lot of children visit, so often we have to cover up the more gruesome parts with a poster. |
Leslie Knope | Yes, it is. |