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Leslie Knope | So, what do you want to see? The DMV? Animal control? Or we could-- |
Leslie Knope | That's great! |
Leslie Knope | That's so exciting! This is huge. |
Leslie Knope | I'm barely 34, and I've already landed a Parks Department exploratory subcommittee. |
Leslie Knope | I'm a rocket ship. |
Leslie Knope | Hey. |
Leslie Knope | Isn't it great? |
Leslie Knope | Thank you. |
Leslie Knope | I'm so excited. |
Leslie Knope | It's exciting, isn't it? |
Leslie Knope | Yeah. |
Leslie Knope | Should I call a press conference now, or-- |
Leslie Knope | You know what? |
Leslie Knope | America is awesome. |
Leslie Knope | It's so full of hope and small towns and big cities and real people and delicious beverages and hot guys. |
Leslie Knope | You just never know when opportunity is gonna strike. |
Leslie Knope | You gotta be ready for it. |
Leslie Knope | Are you excited? |
Leslie Knope | Yeah! |
Leslie Knope | Soul sista, soul sista Gonna get your phone, sista |
Leslie Knope | Sweet Lady Marmalard |
Leslie Knope | Well, one of the funner things that we do here in Pawnee is the annual Easter egg hunt. |
Leslie Knope | Tom hides the eggs, and I have to say he did an exceptional job this year. |
Leslie Knope | I've been searching for 25 minutes and I haven't found a single egg. |
Leslie Knope | And I'm an adult. |
Leslie Knope | Maybe Tom's trying to make this year a challenge. |
Leslie Knope | And if so, he's succeeding. |
Leslie Knope | I don't think a single egg has been found yet. |
Leslie Knope | Let's keep looking. |
Leslie Knope | We're gonna find one. |
Leslie Knope | I'm going to see my mom. |
Leslie Knope | She's a big mucky-muck in the county school system. |
Leslie Knope | She's my hero. |
Leslie Knope | How do I explain her? |
Leslie Knope | She's as respected as Mother Teresa. |
Leslie Knope | She's as powerful as Stalin, and she's as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher. |
Leslie Knope | Right, sorry. |
Leslie Knope | Choosing in. |
Leslie Knope | Just here to gossip, gab, chat, stuff we do. |
Leslie Knope | But it looks like you're super busy, and I am super busy, so I shall bid you adieu. |
Leslie Knope | Oh. |
Leslie Knope | That's weird. |
Leslie Knope | I just remembered something. |
Leslie Knope | I have my own subcommittee now. |
Leslie Knope | Yeah. |
Leslie Knope | I'm sure you've heard something about it. |
Leslie Knope | People are talking about it. |
Leslie Knope | Oh. |
Leslie Knope | Well. |
Leslie Knope | Anyway, we're having a town hall meeting tomorrow at 7:00 p.m. at the Smithfield Community Center. |
Leslie Knope | Yeah, I'm leading it. |
Leslie Knope | It's no biggie. |
Leslie Knope | I mean, it is. |
Leslie Knope | It's a big deal. |
Leslie Knope | I mean, I don't know. |
Leslie Knope | You know-- You want to come? |
Leslie Knope | I know. |
Leslie Knope | I know. |
Leslie Knope | I know! |
Leslie Knope | That's why I fake invited you. |
Leslie Knope | Okay. |
Leslie Knope | So, everybody's here. |
Leslie Knope | Let's get started. |
Leslie Knope | Sorry. |
Leslie Knope | Oh, I'm sorry. |
Leslie Knope | Metal. |
Leslie Knope | Sorry. |
Leslie Knope | Subcommittee members. |
Leslie Knope | Are we prepared for tomorrow night? |
Leslie Knope | Tom, have you booked the hall yet? |
Leslie Knope | Ann, did you clear your schedule? |
Leslie Knope | Okay. |
Leslie Knope | I don't care if there's gonna be a vote. |
Leslie Knope | I have a secret weapon, canvassing. |
Leslie Knope | Nothing better than good old-fashioned door-to-door campaigning. |
Leslie Knope | I'm not above using my expertise to change hearts and minds if the cause is just. |
Leslie Knope | When I was in sixth grade, I was voted Best Dressed by 87 votes. |
Leslie Knope | And there were only 63 people in my class. Andy fell into that pit. |
Leslie Knope | I fell into that pit. |
Leslie Knope | How many more Pawnee citizens are gonna have to fall into that pit before we turn it into a park? |
Leslie Knope | Zero. |
Leslie Knope | Say it. |
Leslie Knope | I've got some sunscreen for your beaks. |
Leslie Knope | Tom, you probably won't need any. |
Leslie Knope | Uh芒聙娄. And this is our canvassing guide. |
Leslie Knope | This is gonna be the script that we use when we speak with people. |
Leslie Knope | Ann and I are a team. |
Leslie Knope | You guys are a team. |
Leslie Knope | We have even sectors, you guys have odd sectors. |
Leslie Knope | And we're gonna win. |
Leslie Knope | Go! |
Leslie Knope | Okay. |
Leslie Knope | Ooh, someone's in there. |
Leslie Knope | This is gonna be fun. |
Leslie Knope | Are you excited? |
Leslie Knope | Are you ready? |
Leslie Knope | Are you pumped up? |
Leslie Knope | Look humble. |
Leslie Knope | But confident. |
Leslie Knope | Good afternoon. |