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PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY
Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban
high school in Portland, Oregon. Smarties, Skids, Preppies,
Granolas. Loners, Lovers, the In and the Out Crowd rub sleep
out of their eyes and head for the main building.
PADUA HIGH PARKING LOT - DAY
KAT STRATFORD, eighteen, pretty -- b |
POV driving on freeway in rain.
EXTERIOR - LA - DAY
People with umbrellas standing on corner.
EXTERIOR - LA - DAY
People with umbrella walking over bridge.
EXTERIOR - LA - DAY
People walk across downtown intersection with
umbrellas, bus in background.
EXTERIOR - LA - DAY
Rain and shadow on pavement.
EXTERIOR - LA - DAY
LA river wide, medium, close. We see graffiti
swamped by high water.
EXTERIOR - LA - DAY
Large man walking with umbrella.
WE HEAR: THUNDER
MUSI |
EXT. FITCH SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL - DUSK
A few cars scatter the parking lot. WE hear GRUNTS followed
by the distinct sound of basketballs shredding net.
INT. FITCH SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL/GYM - CONTINUOUS
An empty gymnasium except for a shirtless MIKE O'DONNELL, 17.
Mike stands feet BEYOND the 3 point line, grabs balls from a
hopper and rapidly shoots, shoots, shoots. |
e shit that actually
happened...
OVER BLACK
We hear the roar of a V8 engine, piped out through some
throaty, fucked up muffler, as
EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY
An '89 Mustang bursts like a shot over a rise in the highway.
It's got a rusted two-tone paint job, Maryland plates, and
bald tires that scream as it peels off an exi |
ting through their mid-afternoon
labor.
THREE GUARDS
Flank the working prisoners... Mountie hats, shotguns,
sidearms, sunglasses; they look like they mean it.
HIGHWAY
A battered pickup appears...approaches. Suddenly, it coughs,
shudders, stalls. A big Blackfoot Indian named BILLY BEAR
gets out and starts cursing and kicking the vehicle.Then he
begins walk |
7/2/08
FADE IN:
OPENING TITLE SEQUENCE
EXT. SAN DIEGO - DAY
It's another picture perfect day in San Diego. The beaches,
golf courses, and yacht clubs are packed with hundreds of
rapturous citizens.
EXT. BUS STOP - DAY |
Draft
SIMPLE BLACK ON WHITE CREDITS ROLL TO BIG STAR'S "I'M IN LOVE
WITH A GIRL." When all is said and done, up comes a single
number in parenthesis, like so:
(478)
EXT. PARK - DAY
For a few seconds we watch A MAN (20s) and a WOMAN (20s) on a
park bench. Their names are TOM and SUMMER. Neither one says
a word. |
ith simplicity everything that happens to you.
-RASHI
FADE IN:
AGAINST BLACK: SNOWFLAKES
The flakes drift lazily down toward us. Our angle looks straight
up.
Now an angle looking steeply down: the snow falls not quite dead
away to collect on a
foreground chimneypot and on the little shtetl street that lies
maplike below us.
It is night, and quiet, and th |
package in the air. We hear the sound of broken glass in the box. He passes a professional woman.
UPS MAN
Good morning, UPS!
He tosses the box behind his back like a basketball, then acknowledges another passerby.
UPS MAN
UPS, good to see you!
He takes a couple of steps, then flings the package incredibly high into the air, spins completely
around and expertly drops to one knee and catches the box. A Hispanic man passes.
UPS MAN
Buenos dias. Uo Pay eSsay.
EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING - |
EXT. ROCKY TERRAIN - DAY
Endless barren landscape. No sign of life. The atmosphere
is hazy, toxic-looking. Volcanoes erupt. Meteors bombard.
Lightning strikes, concussing murky pools of water. Silence.
INT. LARGE EMPTY LIVING ROOM - MORNING
SUBTITLE: HOLLYWOOD, CA, FOUR BILLION AND FORTY YEARS LATER
Beamed ceilings and ostentatious fireplace. A few birthday
cards on the mantel, two of them identical: "To Our Dear Son
on His Fortieth Birthday." Charlie Kaufman, a fat, balding
man |
SHOOTING SCRIPT
April 11, 1991
THE ADDAMS FAMILY - 11/6/90
FADE IN:
A1 EXT. ADDAMS MANSION FRONT STEPS - CHRISTMAS EVE A1
A GROUP OF CAROLERS, their eager faces upturned, SINGS an
endless and cloying roundelay of "Little Drummer Boy."
They sing with self-righteous good cheer. As they
pompously begin their umpteenth verse,
THE CAMERA SLOWLY PANS UP THE ADDAM |
: Project Sawtooth
FADE IN:
EXT. SMALL TEXAS TOWN - DAY 1
Beside a 1950 Ford, a quartet of elite intellectuals poses
playfully...dressed in the local custom of boots and cowboy hats, the
TOW ORIENTAL MEN, A CAUCASIAN MAN, AND A CAUCASIAN WOMAN squint into
the hot sun and then down at the jiggling home movie camera, the
operator lopsided...
NARRATOR
The advent of the Soviet nuclear capability ushers in a dangerous phase
of the Cold War as the decade of the 1950s looms. S |
typical American
high school...
1A ANOTHER CORRIDOR 1A
...we hear all the sounds of a STANDARD PORNO FLICK, from the
unenthusiastic screams of fake ecstasy to the cheesy music.
1B INT. WILLIAM WALL HIGH SCHOOL - AUDITORIUM - DAY 1B
The sounds echo in the empty hall. Behind the stage a light
from an open door...
MATT (O.S.)
This is unwatchable. It's not ev |
June 11, 1979
Revised 6/15/79
FADE IN:
EXT. SKY - JUST ABOVE CLOUDS - NIGHT
OMINOUS, THREATENING MUSIC. The upper tail fin of a jet
plane emerges through the cloud layer and PASSES THROUGH the
FRAME like a shark's fin through water. It passes by again
in the opposite directi |
February 18, 1982
FADE IN:
EXT. JUNGLE - DAY
A machete slashes INTO FRAME. An American in battered
fedora and leather jacket, accompanied by two gunbearers,
hacks his way through dense bush. We see him from the back
only. He hacks an opening, bats fly out AT CAMERA and the
bu |
If they don't like your face /And the heat is intense
It's barbaric, but hey--it's home!
When the wind's at your back
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down,
Stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night!
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Co |
es crossword puzzle. The hand of MARY HOROWITZ
scratches the answers in ink without pausing even a second
between each one.
MARY (V.O.)
Vita aenigma est. Life is a
puzzle. It is. Specifically, life
is most like a crossword puzzle.
There are a million reasons why,
not the least of which is that
life, like crosswords, requires the
use of your whole entire brain-
Her writing ha |
, holding a pencil. For a few moments, we hear only
the soft scratching of pencil on paper, as credits are written
in a series of dissolves. The hand carefully erases and
corrects an error or two along the way. And then the sound of
an old friend... the warm crackle of a vinyl record... as we
now hear Alvin and the Chipmunks' "Christmas Song."
2 EXT. PACIFIC OCEAN -- DAY 2
A lone palm tree rises up into a yellow afternoon sky. Behind
it, the sparkling blue of the Paci |
s and an
electric humming begins. The eerie light glows brighter and
illuminates a single huge number--11. We hear static and a
large vertical band of red floats mysteriously across the
screen.
Pulling back slowly, we watch the glowing band traverse back
and forth over the amber light and past more numbers appearing--
70... 90... 110... 130. And we begin to hear voices--strange |
9/28/2011
INT. OLD FASHIONED STAGE
Circa 1900.
A white man in a top hat introduces the final act of a black
face performance.
TOP HAT MAN
In the spir |
is still in the lead, flanked by two young men who are obviously brothers. The big, handsome one is COLE YOUNGER; the skinny one with the lopsided hair is BOB YOUNGER. EXT. WOOD'S EDGE They break through the other side of the woods, emerging behind a rickety set of fence-post fortifications. Instantly GUNFIRE tears apart the trees around them. The Captain's horse goes down, and the Younge |
NOTE: THE HARD COPY OF THIS SCRIPT CONTAINED SCENE NUMBERS
AND SOME "SCENE OMITTED" SLUGS. THEY HAVE BEEN REMOVED FOR
THIS SOFT COPY.
INT. JIM'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
PAN across details in a bedroom...we see discarded
shirts...pants...socks...and hear
PORNO-CHANNEL CHICK (V.O.)
Oooh, yeah. Oh, baby, you're so good.
JIM (O.S.)
Yeah, I'm the best, baby.
Now we see |
EAR shards of
dialogue from various presidential speeches.
MAIN TITLES END ON
EXT. BEAUTIFUL ESTABLISHING SHOT OF THE WHITE HOUSE - DAY
It's an early November morning, and the sun has just come
over this extraordinary building. WE HOLD on this for a moment
before we
CUT TO:
INT. A CORRIDOR IN THE RESIDENCE - DAY
A SECRET SERVICE AGENT presses the button by the private
elevator as he talks into his shir |
A BEDROOM MIRROR.
The room is dark. A perfectly square mirror hangs crooked on
a wall.
Suddenly, out of the darkness, the reflection of a man's
face comes into focus. He stares straight ahead, perhaps
studying his own unrecognizable reflection. It's quite clear
this is a portrait of sickness; the man's pallor is gray,
his eyes are confused. There is something most def |
, the main title is
superimposed.
An American Werewolf in London
We continue to retreat from the moon, looking on as it
grows farther from us, continuing credits until the
full moon is the size it appears to us from earth.
2 EXT. CROSSROADS ON THE MOORS - NIGHT
Tree branches enter into the frame, the camera pans
down and we see a truck approaching. We are at a
crossroads in the moors, looking sinister enough to
have ear |
INT. DIMLY-LIT BAR - NIGHT
Two men, CAESAR and MARTY "DUCKS," stand at the end of the
deserted bar, talking quietly, oblivious to the exotic dancer
grinding her pelvis on a pole in the middle of the small
stage. Body language and charisma tell us that Caesar is the
boss, "Ducks" his lieutenant.
DUCKS
It's Peezee. Gotta be. He hates your
fuckin' guts.
CAESAR
(brooding) |
N OVER BLACK. 1
DOMINIC MANETTA
a man in his 70s, narrates nostalgically OVER a MONTAGE
of related news photos.
MANETTA (V.O.)
1957 was a big year. The Russians
put that Sputnik into outer space,
the Dodgers played their last game
at Ebbets Field, 'that guy' shot
Frank Costello in the head, and
missed, and the Gallo brother |
y Singer doing a comedy monologue. He
wearing a crumbled sports jacket and tieless shirt; the background is stark.
ALVY
There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly
women are at a Catskills mountain
resort, and one of 'em says: "Boy, the
food at this place is really terrible."
The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and
such ... small portions." Well, that's
essentially how I feel about life. Full
of loneliness and misery and suffering
and unhappiness, a |
....DAN AYKROYD
"WASP #2".........................................JANE CURTIN
"GEN. FORMICA"...................................DANNY GLOVER
"MANDIBLE".......................................GENE HACKMAN
"AZTECA".......................................JENNIFER LOPEZ
"DRUNK SCOUT"....................................JOHN MAHONEY
"WEAVER"...................................SYLVESTER STALLONE
"PRINCESS BALA"..................................SHARON STONE
"Q |
e
keyboard.
BUD (V.O.)
On November first, 1959, the
population of New York City was
8,042,783. if you laid all these
people end to end, figuring an
average height of five feet six and
a half inches, they would reach
from Times Square to the outskirts
of Karachi, Pakistan. I know facts
like this because I work for an
insurance company -- |
July 30, 1986
FADE IN
EXT. FERRY LANDING - NEW ENGLAND SHORE - DAY
The sparkling waters. The chirping spring day. We are on an isolated
stretch of country shore , and a quiet, sheltered island is visible
distantly across the Sound. There is asense of anticipation,
excitement. VOICES can be heard. |
n Raimi. All rights reserved.
Shooting Script 2/26/91
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1 GRAINY BLACK AND WHITE - CLOSE-UP - A MAN'S DESPERATE FACE 1
This is Ash, mid twenties, square jaw firmly set and a pair of
haunted eyes which dart about quickly in fear. Ash speaks to
the CAMERA with urgency:
ASH
Why would you say that I am
insane? I wouldn't say that I've
lost my mind simply because I've |
rtoons, all of
them about witches and witchcraft (a caldron over a fire, with two
witches on either side of it - A close-up of one of the witches -
A witches falling down from the sky on her broomstick, and loosing
her hat in the fall - A furious black cat spitting at an owl
seated on a branch - A carafe with two glasses, actually a direct
reference to the film - An Halloween pumpkin pressing her two
forefingers in its ears, with music notes around it - Black bats |
10/16/09
EXT. MANHATTAN - NIGHT
A HOMELESS MAN, who from his tatty suit may have been a top
broker this time last year, is picking through a bin in
Manhattan's deserted night-time financial district.
The street starts to vibrate. A TERRIFYING GROWL approaches.
A huge black shape smashes into view - THE DARK KNIGHT'S
BATMOBILE! Our audi |
are in
black and white, in format 1.33.
1 TITLES 1
The letters of the titles come up on a title card typical of
the 1920s. Elegant motifs around the edge of the frame, and,
in the background, there are geometrical shapes reminiscent
of the light beams of a film première. Behind is a stylized
town. The titles end in a fade to black. On black, the date
appears on the screen: 1927
2 INT. LABORA |
enormously SWEET-FACED, ELDER WOMAN steps out, bungled up
against the cold -- turning back to call inside to the
unseen love of her long life.
SWEET-FACED WOMAN
I'm just going to get some
flowers, dear. I'll be back in
twenty minutes. It's tulip season
today. I'm so happy.
And now she turns and faces the hallway... her sweetness
dissolves in a flash... replaced by repulsion and that
quickly she has reversed herself and re-entered her
apartment... closing t |
6
YELLOW REVISION - 7/17/96
EXT. LAS VEGAS (STOCK FOTTAGE) - NIGHT
GRAPHIC: 1967 - SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA
It is set against the obvious skyline of Las Vegas.
INT. DR. EVIL'S PRIVATE QUARTERS - DAY
The lair is 1960's high-tech. We see a huge oversized
conference table with six scary-looking EVIL ASSOCIATES,
including a Latin American REVOLUTIONARY in a field jacket |
NARRATOR
In his last adventure, Austin Powers,
a swinging spy from the Sixties, was
unfrozen in the Nineties to battle
his archenemy Dr. Evil. Austin foiled
Dr. Evil's plan to send a nuclear
warhead to the center of the earth
and banished him into space forever. |
EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY
FADE IN:
1 EXT. FITZGERALD/GRAHAM APARTMENT -- HOLLYWOOD - DAY
North Hayworth Avenue, off Sunset Boulevard. A quiet, tree-
lined residential street. Note the small apartment complex
set back from the curb.
CAPTION: HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA
Our narrator is HENRY OBERT (O-BURT)(30).
HENRY (V.O.)
This is where where F. Scott
Fitzgerald died on December 21, |
AFT (1984)
FADE IN:
EXT. ST. ANN'S SCHOOL - DAY
CAMERA PANS a group of freshly-scrubbed, innocent children,
obediently standing in line, like recruits for the Holy
Crusade. PULL BACK to REVEAL they are wearing the gray
blazers, striped ties and navy slacks of St. Luke's School.
They are waiting patiently at the curbside in front of the
sta |
oking at a
foot. One bare foot with chipped red polish.
ZOE (V.O.)
I can't believe I didn't get a
pedicure for this. How
embarrassing. Look at that...
The toes open and then curl down as if trying to hide.
ZOE (V.O.)(CONT'D)
What's wrong with me? If I were
with a real guy doing this, I
would've gotten a pedicure. And a
wax. I'm pathetic.
The CAMERA PANS to the other f |
Rev. 06/24/94 (Salmon)
Rev. 06/24/94 PM (Cherry)
BAD BOYS
Revised Draft
by
DOUG RICHARDSON
Property of:
Don Simpson/Jerry Bruckheimer Films REVISED DRAFT (Blue)
500 S. Bunea Vista St.
Burbank, CA 91521 June 20, 1994
BAD BOYS
FADE |
Terry Zwigoff
Dimension Films
Production Draft - WHITE February 1, 2002
FADE IN:
Snow flakes falling against a black sky.
CAMERA FOLLOWS THEM DOWNWARD TO REVEAL
EXT. MILWAUKEE BAR - NIGHT
It looks like a warm cozy place out of "It's A Wonderful
Life". The window is flocked |
OOL - DAY
To establish.
A school marquee with removable plastic letters reads,
"GOOD LUCK WITH FINALS!" A JANITOR opens the glass and
starts removing the letters.
INT. TEACHER'S LOUNGE - DAY
POP! A Champagne cork hits the ceiling.
TEACHERS who rarely get to drink at work, jockey for
position, holding out their plastic flutes. (Note:
female teachers outnumber male teachers 12:1.)
PR |
MBOOZLED"
CUT TO CRAWL:
WHITE LETTERS ON BLACK
WE HEAR the VOICE of PIERRE DELACROIX.
DELACROIX (V.O.)
Satire. 1a. A literary work in
which human vice or folly is
ridiculed or attacked scornfully.
B. The branch of literature that
composes such work. 2. Irony,
derision or caustic wit used to
attack or expose folly, vice or
stupidity.
INT. APARTMENT - MORNING
WE are in the living quarters of PIERRE DELACROIX. The
windows overlook the Bro |
man in his thirties, hale but somewhat
bookish. He stands, tuxedoed, in the wings of a theater,
looking out at the stage, listening intently to end of a
performance.
In the shadows behind him an old stagehand leans against a
flat, expressionlessly smoking a cigarette, one hand on a
thick rope that hangs from the ceiling.
The voices of the performing actors echo in from the offscreen
stage:
ACTOR
I'm blowin' out of here, blowin' for
good. I'm kissin' it al |
the wet green forest.
The very earth seems to tremble.
A RABBIT
Darts out of a log, lifts itself on its hind legs and sniffs
the air.
LOBBED GRENADE EXPLODES
VOICES and SHOUTS, closer now, mix with the rumbling WAR
SOUNDS in a veritable symphony of violence and confusion.
A DEAD AMERICAN GI lays splayed out, careless in death.
A pair of S |
allery. LORD WALTON, a very grand man, sits at the table head. To
his right sits his assistant, GARETH. All are deep in thought. LORD WALTON
fidgets with a pencil on the table. He raises his head as though about to
speak. Everyone looks up expectantly. And... LORD WALTON goes back to
fidgeting. So does everyone else.
CUT TO:
CREDIT. POLYGRAM & WORKING TITLE PRESENT. |
ig city. The ground shakes from
what seems like giant footsteps. There are pieces of building
debris falling everywhere, people getting crushed, power lines
coming down, etc. - complete pandemonium. It all looks very much
like a Japanese animated King-Kong or Godzilla movie. We hear the
footsteps getting closer and the ground shaking becomes more
intense - more debris falling. Then we see a HUGE BLACK TENNIS
SHOE come into frame and smash a National Guard truck. As we pan |
OM
OLIVER FIELDS clicks on the light to the closet. He looks at
the rack of his parents' clothes.
He begins to put some in a box marked "home", some in a box
marked "thrift".
INT. HAL'S BATHROOM
Oliver enters the bathroom and flushes bottle after bottle of
pills and liquids down the toilet. Next he struggles as he
looks over the old toothbrush, hairbrush, all the bottles and |
WARNER BROS. INC.
Burbank, California 91522 All Rights Reserved
"... and as he stared at the sky and listened to a cow
mooing almost dreamily in a distant village, he tried to
understand what it all meant -- the sky, and the fields,
and the humming telegraph pole; he felt that he was just
at the point of understanding it when his head started to
spin and the lucid languor of the moment became
intolerable..."
Vladimir Naboko |
The only item on the table is a
book. Craig picks it up, looks at the jacket. It's entitled
"Sit." Craig opens the book. It reads: "sit sit sit sit
sit..." over and over, page after page. Craig closes the
book. He begins to stand, but thinks better of it, sighs.
He looks at the book again. It is now entitled "Die." He
opens it up. "die die die die die..." A rooster crows.
CUT TO:
INT. CRAIG AND LOTTE'S BEDROOM - MORNING
Craig jolts awake. A rooster stands |
brick wall. At one end stands the rear of a three-story
brick townhouse; at the other, a one story brick building.
CLASSICAL MUSIC is heard in the distance. A MAN, handsomely
dressed in a well-tailored suit of the 1920's, works in the
garden. A gardener's apron protects his suit from the earth
as he turns the loam along one of the walkways. He works
slowly,-precisely, obviously engrossed in his surroundings.
This man is called CHANCE.
Chance stops working for a moment, takes a |
10/01/11
1 OVER BLACK 1
Muffled music; soothing, generic.
AUTOMATED VOICE
Thank you for your patience.
Your call is important to us. We
will be with you shortly.
2 INT. MANSION FLAT, LONDON - DAY 2
A neat, well-appointed flat, tastefully decorated. Framed
again |
the...(Josh, did you hear what your mother said?) One minute! (Josh
Baskin!) Your hesitancy has cost you dearly. The wizard, sensing your
apprehension, unleashes a fatal blow from the ice scepter. With luck,
you will thaw in several million years. Great.
MOM
C'mon Josh, it's starting to get awfully late!
JOSH
Okay. Okay. Okay.
SCENE 2
JOSH
Take the garbage out. Every day, take the garbage out...Rick Rodin is
on the mound for the Yankees! He looks into the catche |
This is a Southern story, full of lies and fabrications, but
truer for their inclusion.
FADE IN:
A RIVER.
We're underwater, watching a fat catfish swim along.
This is The Beast.
EDWARD (V.O.)
There are some fish that cannot be
caught. It's not that they're faster |
you about, fella
by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At
least, that was the handle his lovin'
parents gave him, but he never had
much use for it himself. This
Lebowski, he called himself the Dude.
Now, Dude, that's a name no one would
self-apply where I come from. But
then, there was a lot about the Dude
that didn't make a whole lot of sense
to me. And a lot about where he
lived, like- wise. But then again,
maybe that's why I found the place
s' |
!
KUMAIL (V.O.)
Hello. I grew up in Pakistan. And people
are always asking me, what was that like?
Really not that different from here. I
mean we played cricket, which is just a
spicier version of baseball. And we
prayed a lot. Well not a lot, just five
times a day. And we marry someone our
parents find for us. Arranged marriage,
you |
blowing snow.
INT. POLICE CAR - SAME
A CORPORAL (20s), behind the wheel, with a bored DETECTIVE BOYLE (60s)
at his side.
CORPORAL
So his hand is like, off, right. So he puts on a
tourniquet, puts the hand in his pocket, walks five
miles through the bush til he gets to the highway,
where he passes out, on the road, right. Then this
logging truck comes along... |
1
We hear a clock ticking.
FADE IN:
1 INT. RIGGAN'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - DAY 1
Close on the brilliant colors of a middle eastern rug, the
center of what seems to be a makeshift "meditation" space.
We slowly tilt up to discover the back of Riggan Thomson (55).
He is in the proper `Lotus' position, dressed only in tight
white briefs and he |
theme plays as the low sun catches
her hair. Around her neck is a pair of field binoculars, and
she runs through the meadow with them pressed to her face,
spying butterflies, birds, rabbits. She reaches the top of a
hillock, and jumps into the air, and flies up into the sky.
We float up and up with her as she aims the binoculars up,
up, into the sun. |
N CREDITS as a NAVY JET drops down into the picture.
PUSH IN on the jet's exhaust flame. Have the words "THE
BLAST" come out of the flame. Then there is a SLIGHT
EXPLOSION and the flame intensifies. The words "FROM THE
PAST" jump out of the exhaust as the jet momentarily
shakes.
INT. JET
The PILOT feels the jet shake. But he looks at his
indicators and everything appears to be normal. He
relaxes.
EXT. JET |
Rev. 05/10/90 (Blue)
Rev. 05/18/90 (Yellow)
Rev. 05/25/90 (Green)
Rev. 06/11/90 (Gold)
Rev. 06/12/90 (Buff)
Rev. 07/09/90 (Salmon)
Rev. 07/1 |
patch. Dignan's twenty. He has a buzz-cut and wears a
short-sleeved terrycloth shirt. He carries a vinyl tennis
bag. It's got a pouch for a racquet but no racquet in it.
DIGNAN
What color hair does he have?
ANTHONY
Black hair. Paul Michael Glaser.
DIGNAN
Making Hutch David Soul?
ANTHONY
Right. The blond guy. |
First Draft
EXT JERSEY CITY- DAY
Dec 21st. Clear sky, snow on the ground. Cold as fuck. With
the sounds of laughter and music, we MOVE IN ON:
INT NEWSPAPER OFFICE- DAY
An office Xmas party in progress, not a pretty sight: tipsy
receptionists laugh and spill drinks on the rug, red-faced
reporters loosen their belts and burp cocktail weiners... |
Based on the book "Here Be Monsters" by
Alan Snow
1.
(0050 PRO) PROLOGUE
EXT. CHEESEBRIDGE ALLEY - NIGHT
Lightning strikes, illuminating a vine covered wall as the
camera moves across a dark a |
e neon sign rises
into shot. It rests on top of a skyscraper and fills the
frame. The building is neither past nor future in design
but a bit of both.
Slowly we pan downwards revealing the city that spreads
below ... A glittering conglomeration of elevated
transport tubes, smaller square buildings which are merely
huge, with, here and there, the comparatively minuscule
relics of previous ages of architecture, pavement level
awnings suggesting re |
worlds are
immune to your consultations. They're
quite aware of what they're going through...
- David Bowie"
The Blank Screen and Title Card SHATTER to reveal...
1. EXT. SHERMER HIGH SCHOOL - DAY
During Brian's monologue, we see various views of things
inside the school including Bender's locker.
BRIAN (VO)
Saturday...March 24, 1984. Shermer
High |
EXT. QUARRY OUTSKIRTS - DAY 1
A narrow dirt road totally surrounded by thick vegetation.
Here and there we see a huge block of stone blocking the
road. The sun is shining but it has a hard time making it
through the foliage. In the distance we see four guys
walking TOWARD the CAMERA. There is a swagger to their
walk. MII� is singing. The others are humming along. The
melody of the song of "0 Bury Me Not On th |
INT. CLEAN, UPSCALE. MODERN BATHROOM.
Annie is in nice lingerie, happily getting ready for the
day. She puts a lot of effort into her appearance.
Products everywhere, too many hair-flips, eye-cream, no
hair out of place.
She walks into the bedroom, where TED, a gorgeous man
sleeps. She sneaks back into the bed, carefully
positioning herself and moving the sheets to show her
good parts. |
e for him. He moves towards the cab of the truck and gets
inside as we SUPER:
KANSAS CITY, MO. - 1963
INT. TRUCK - DAY
As he sits down beaming over his recent good fortune... now we
REVEAL his twelve-year-old son, TOM, seated quietly beside him.
He seems a bit down. Gerald glances at his son.
GERALD
I don't know a recent Saturday I've
sold more. You didn't think I'd
sell that health restaurant, did you?
TOM
No. Not even you.
GERALD
Why |
NARRATOR
As far as con man stories go,
I think I've heard them all.
Of grifters, ropers, faro fixers,
tales drawn long and tall.
But if one bears a bookmark in
the confidence man's tome,
twould be that of Penelope,
and of the brothers Bloom.
2 EXT. COUNTRY HOUSE - MORNING 2
The car deposits two shabby boys (10 |
KY,
MEN, along with MOTHER KOWOLSKI and other bakery family
employees. A "30 YEAR ANNIVERSARY" sign hangs in the
background.
BRUCE NOLAN looks into a make-up mirror, desperately trying
to place a large segment of wayward hair.
BRUCE
Oh, God, no! The hair's wrong.
This is a bad sign.
(calling out)
We really need to get a make-up
person?!
The segment producer, ALLY LOMAN, steps over.
ALLY |
e see an Italian village at the height of the plague. Funeral
processions, decrepit houses with their windows boarded up...
the stench of death all around.
TITLE: EUROPE. THE DARK AGES
Through the filth a KNIGHT walks his horse. He is weary but
not so dingy as his surrounding; a stranger in these parts.
He comes to an inn, where a boy takes his horse round back.
He enters the inn. |
art and mind of America had better
learn baseball.
--Jacques Barzun
You could look it up.
--Casey Stengel
Titles over --
FADE IN:
A series of still photos. Black and white. Ancient.
BABE RUTH SWINGS -- An icon of American history. His giant
upper body balanced delicately on tiny |
aboard stretches away, flecked with
clouds.
As we dissolve in closer the picture bleaches of color. We
are looking down at the city of Washington, D.C.
Dissolve closer still: a black-and-white aerial photograph of
a neighborhood in suburban D.C. dominated by a sprawling
building. Computer type quickly bleeps on:
C.I.A. Headquarters
Langley, Virginia
2 INT. CIA - HALLWAY - DAY |
PRODUCTION DRAFT
1-12-02
FADE IN:
Abrupt CLOSE UP on MAX, a plain wall behind him.
1 INT. LIMBO RADIO 1
He is 20, normal looking, not too nebbish, punkish, book |
h one can make out thefaint
image of a television program. Every few moments the channel changes, revealing a new ghostly
image.
The camera pulls back very slowly. We reveal that this image is coming from a twenty seven inch
television.
The camera pulls back some more and we see a man's hand enter frame holding a remote
control. The hand changes channels frantically.
The camera pulls back into its final position and we see STEVEN BARTOWSKY, thirty
years old, sitting on his couch |
hot of the skyline of
downtown Baltimore in the spring. Credits begin.
Cut to "The Hippodrome Theater," one-time downtown movie
palace, now abandoned and boarded up with broken and
blank marquee. The credits to our movie continue by
fading in on marquee.
Cut to thriving "Harbor Court" theaters, downtown
chain. All six marquees list the same two
mega-budget Hollywood hits. Hollywood titles fade
ou |
FADE IN ON:
A SHODDILY PRODUCED TV COMMERCIAL
The ad depicts videotaped scenes from Wisconsin's north
country-- a farmer and a cow, a woman waterskiing, a guy
mowing his lawn. A flat, nasally V.O. accompanies the images.
ROGER LEMKE (V.O.)
The Brown River Valley: It's where
we work. It's where we |
r a baby SCREAM BLOODY MURDER. Then a second baby
joins in, even more shrill than the first. Finally, we hear
the worst two words a parent can ever hear:
GROGGY WOMAN'S VOICE (O.S.)
Your turn.
GROGGY MAN'S VOICE (O.S.)
Fuck.
INT. SUBURBAN HOUSE -- NIGHT
DAVE LOCKWOOD, 30, bleary-eyed father of three, shuffles
through his well-appointed suburban home, passing a
grandfather clock r |
October 1st, 1962
FADE IN (BEFORE TITLES)
EXT. FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE -- DUSK
Silence -- complete silence for the urbanite, though the
oncoming darkness is punctuated by the sounds of farm country --
a few birds, a distant rumble of thunder from some heavy
clouds on the horizon, a dog's barking.
CAMERA PANS the green, squared-off flatland, lit only |
s and levels off.
INT. VIRGIN AIR 747 - DAY
We move through the FIRST CLASS CABIN. It's the regular
mix of first class people: OLD MONEY in Gucci enjoying
freshly baked cookies, a MILLIONAIRE in jeans and a T-
shirt, BUSINESS PEOPLE relaxing after a tough day, and...
...a very nervous MAN.
Shifty-eyed. Alone in an aisle seat, the emergency row.
We hold on him for a moment, but not for too long. Then
we continue moving into --
THE COACH SECTION
Stopping at the lavatory, the |
through it He shakes his
head. BANKY looks over his shoulder.
BANKY
Felt Like this fucking day would never
come. Issue two - on the shelf.
HOLDEN
Yippee.
BANKY
Don't start, alright! This is a cool
moment, and I'd appreciate you not
trying to ruin it. How often does
a guy get the opportunity to purchase
something with his name on it!
(points to name on cover)
Banky Edwards- right!
(points to the other)
Holden M |
kwell land, red barns on dirt roads, a square in the center of
town. But things are hidden here. The barns are locked, the shades are
drawn.
Dissolve to:
EXT. LOVER'S LANE
A romantic turn-off used exclusively for parking. A river gushes by.
Crickets chirp. The trees blow in the autumn wind. A single car sits on
the lonely road. The muffled sound of a young couple making out drifts
through the streamed up windows.
INT. CAR
A teenage boy's hand is under a teenage girl's |
ne who has a lot on their mind.
INT. CAFE-DAY
LOUIS, a college student in his late twenties stares at a
friend who is sitting off screen. Louis is calm, almost
villainous in how collective he is.
He stares at this unseen friend, trying to assess the
cause for his anxious state.
LOUIS
(smug)
Something is bothering you...
We finally see QUINN, also in his late twenties. He is
obviously uneasy about be |
e, and The Dark
Knight Returns. A FRAMED DIPLOMA, dusty and unkempt, hangs
askew on the wall. A snapshot of a girl is stuck in the
corner, and a bra weighs one end down. A PHONE sits quietly
atop a bundle of laundry. It suddenly explodes with a
resounding ring-once, twice, three times. A CLOSET DOOR
swings open, and a half-clad figure falls out. THE PHONE
rings yet again, and a hand falls upon the receiver, yanking
it off the trash can, O.C. THE RUMPLED FIGURE lays with his
bac |
.Travis
Jeremy Sisto...............Elton
Dan Hedaya.................Mel
Aida Linares...............Lucy
Wallace Shawn..............Mr. Hall
Twink Caplan...............Miss Geist
Justin Walker..............Christian
Sabastian Rashidi..........Paroudasm
Herb Hall..................Principal
Julie Brown................Miss Stoeger
Susan Mohun................Heather
Nicole Bilderback..........Summer
Ron Orbach.................DMV Tester
Sean Holland...............Lawrence
Roger Kabler.. |
EXT. MARIGOLD PATH - DUSK
A path of marigold petals leads up to an altar lovingly
arranged in a humble cemetery. An old woman lights a candle
as the smoke of burning copal wood dances lyrically upward...
CARD: DISNEY PRESENTS
CARD: A PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS FILM
The smoke lifts up toward lines of papel picado - cut paper
banners -- that sway gently in the breeze.
PAPEL PICADO CARD: "COCO"
MIGUE |
ddenly a star
sparkles to life in the distance. Gives rise to another...
and another... until we're looking at a whole galaxy of stars.
No, not stars. LIGHTS. NEON LIGHTS. A throbbing skyline of
neon. LAS VEGAS, NEVADA. As seen from a descending aerial
shot. We PLUNGE down into her shimmering embrace... DISSOLVING
TO:
EXT. LAS VEGAS STRIP - NIGHT
Cruising the |
IN:
EXT. STREETS (LOS ANGELES) - DAY
End of the day. An armored truck moves through the city of
Los Angeles.
EXT. JEWELRY EXCHANGE - DAY
The armored truck pulls up. An ARMORED TRUCK GUARD emerges
from the back with a satchel and heads inside.
INT. JEWELRY EXCHANGE - LOBBY - CONTINUOUS ACTION
A large foyer. Security station and elevators. PARTY SOUNDS
can be heard from a second floor balcony.
DOUGLAS is the security guard manning the station. Seeing
the Armored car Guard |
FADE IN:
1 INT. FRENCH RESTAURANT (PASADENA, CA) - EVENING 1
Soft music. A classy joint. Below the tables, WE PAN
well-heeled feet nuzzling. Finally we SETTLE ON:
A PAIR OF FEET
WHITE SNEAKERS sitting opposite FANCY HIGH HEELS. These
feet aren't nuzzling. There's distance here. |
ES ONLY
FADE IN:
INT. DARK ROOM - NIGHT
Pitch dark. We hear two men speaking FRENCH in hushed voices.
NOTE: All dialogue is in French until otherwise noted.
DANIEL
(whispering)
Turn on the flashlight.
JULIEN
I'm trying |
12.12.2012
SEQ. 75 - PROLOGUE
FADE IN:
A cave painting of the Dreamworks logo. Push past the
moon to the sun. Bright. Beautiful. The sun DISSOLVES
TO:
Cave paintings of a family of cavemen -- |
RICK STEVENS, thirty-six, is Middle America personified. He
blends in at the crowded ballpark. Blue jeans, work boots, a
ball cap and leather jacket complete his attire. He snacks on
a bag of popcorn. The CRACK of the bat and the CROWD is on
their feet. A BALL PLAYER slides safely into second with a
double. JOHN SILVERSTEIN, thirty-three, business clad, talks
on his cell phone. Calm and collected he appears |
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