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ises, hollow, metallic.
FADE IN on a long TRACKING SHOT through the universe. As the NARRATOR
speaks we move through galaxies, nebulae, solar systems, moving from
the infinite slowly down to a particular planetary system deep within
a maze of suns.
NARRATOR
(over)
It is the mid 22nd Century. Mankind
has explored the boundaries of his
own |
BEDROOM - NIGHT
A modest city bedroom. Suitcases and half-unpacked boxes
sit on one side of the room. Sc_-orLe's -moving in.
In his bathrobe, PHIL FOSTER, a good looking guy in his
mid-20's, hums to himself as he looks through stacks of
WEDDING PICTURES organized all over the bed. Just as he
finishes up a pile and starts another, beautiful CLARA
FOSTER, in a bathrobe too, jumps across his lap. |
February 2nd, 2004
FADE IN:
EXT. MIAMI - OCEAN AVE, SOUTH BEACH - DAY
Blazing sun. MUSIC everywhere. Everybody's living la vida.
LEOPOLD (V.0.)
And we're good to go.
TWO MEN come out of the BEACON HOTEL. Loud Hawaiian shirts,
walking a Chihuahua. They pause; take in the scene on Ocean.
Adjust their EARPIECES.
LEOPOLD (V.0.)
Proceed to first c |
FADE UP ON:
1 EXT./INT. TAXI CAB - MORNING 1
DEADPOOL, in full DRESS REDS and MASK, quietly FIDGETS in the
BACK SEAT of a TAXI CAB as it proceeds along a CITY FREEWAY.
Deadpool adjusts the two KATANAS strapped to his back. Rolls
the WINDOWS up, down, up. Tries futilely to untwist the
seatbelt, then LUNGES forward, locking it up. Rifles through
a tourist booklet and tears o |
race war" has erupted at one of
the nation's oldest and most
prestigious institutions.
Glued to this are our story's subjects, who we meet in...
2 A SERIES OF SHOTS 2
TROY FAIRBANKS, 21, Black. He drags a brush through his
finger waves anxiously. The look of guilt is the only mark
of imperfection in his privileged and chiseled demeanor.
ANCHOR (O.S.) |
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FADE IN:
MUSIC CUE: "DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY" by Bobby McFerrin plays as we
BEGIN CREDITS
INT. FUNERAL HOME - DAY
We pan across a room filled with caskets.
EXT. CHURCH - DAY
People somberly walk into a church.
EXT. FUNERAL HOME - DAY
We see the signs outside of various funeral homes.
EXT. CEMETERY - DAY
We close in on a HEADSTO |
levision studio.
Another rhino and various foam-rubber animals dance
behind him to the happy MUSIC. The rhino finishes his
number and takes a bow. A bleacher full of kids bursts
into wild applause.
INT. BACKSTAGE - MOMENTS LATER
After the taping. The rhino lumbers down the hallway
toward wardrobe. He is suddenly grabbed by two large men
and dragged out through the exit into...
INT. DARK PARKING GARAGE
... where several thugs in overcoats emerge from the
shadows and start |
sed back by the wind, her
mouth in a euphoric grin.
FADE OUT.
2 CREDITS -- ARCHIVAL FOOTAGE 2
MATT (V.O.)
My missionary ancestors came to the
islands and told the Hawaiians to put
on clothes, work hard, believe in
Christ, and stop surfing and hula
dancing. They made business deals |
the wasteland.
TITLE CARD: TOP SECRET RESEARCH LABORATORY. ARCTIC CIRCLE.
At the GUARD GATE, two RUSSIAN GUARDS play poker using an
overturned barrel as a table.
Russian Guard 1 shows a five of diamonds... and four Aces.
The other Guard folds. Russian Guard 1 LAUGHS and drags in
the pile of coins.
While he SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN and does a celebratory dance, the
coins fly up into the air. Russian Guard 1 stops dancing and
sees that the coins are gone. He |
gaudy, tacky,
and loud, it's blander than toast. Colors like lime green
and sunshine orange should be reserved for popsicles only.
MRS. BRUCE, late 30's, enters looking exhausted. She carries
a glass of wine in one hand and a book in the other, Erma
Bombeck's The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank.
HUMMING "We've Only Just Begun," Mrs. Bruce crouches next to
her wil |
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Green Revisions - October 9, 2005
Yellow Revisions - November 9, 2005
Goldenrod Revisions - November 14, 2005
Salmon Revisions - December 9, 2005
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MUSIC UP
FADE IN
STEAM ON A MIRROR
1 |
1959
FADE OUT.
:FADE IN:
INT. DANCE HALL BASEMENT - NIGHT
FENWICK walks along the dimly lit basement. Heavy wiatei
coats hang from hooks on the wall. In the b.g., there
is constant traffic of pecple coming and going from the
rest rooms. From above we hear the MUFFLED SOtJV OF THE
ROCK AND ROLL BAND.
Fenwick is in his early 20s and dressed in the "JOE
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Burbank, CA 91521 March 17, 1992
(818) 560-3370
THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN - Rev. 4/3/92
FADE IN:
1 A FLASH OF LIGHT 1
A radiant shiny something dazzling in EXTREME CLOSEUP.
BEGIN TITLES.
CAMERA very slowly PULLS BACK. The sparkling surface
turns out to be a lot of carats. WE SEE the stone, then
the ring, then suddenly, in b.g., something HUGE SWEE |
rica
is that the black man in white Christian hands has not grown
violent. It is a miracle that 22 million black people have
not risen up against their oppressors--in which they would
have been justified by all moral criteria, and even by the
democratic tradition! It is a miracle that a nation of
black people has so fervently continued to believe in a
turn-the-other-cheek and heaven-for-you-after-you-die
philosophy! It is a miracle that the American Black people
have remained a peace |
EXT. ELECTRIC SIGN
It FILLS THE SCREEN (designed to exactly FILL THE FRAME size
of whatever ratio we're shooting in). It says:
2:51
This message will be a little cryptic to the movie audience
on an essentially BLACK SCREEN. HOLD for a beat, then it
changes: the lights flash this sign, which should explain it
to everyone: |
n old overcoat.
His face belies good years gone by - a face that has seen more sunrises
than one would suspect. He inhales the crisp, salty air and lets a small,
satisfied smile cross his face.
Behind him. a large arcade with steel shuttered doors sits on the
boardwalk. Three young boys skate around by on roller blades, passing a
street hockey ball between them proficiently. The Old Man views them
briefly. checks his watch, and looks back toward the ocean.
The skates of the three hoc |
ADE TO BLACK.
TITLE WIPES IN:
1995 MARKED THE FIFTIETH ANNIVERSARY
OF THE NATION'S OLDEST BEAUTY CONTEST...
THE SARAH ROSE COSMETICS AMERICAN TEEN PRINCESS PAGEANT
A DOCUMENTARY FILM CREW WAS SENT TO
A SMALL TOWN IN MINNESOTA
TO COMMEMORATE THIS OCCASSION.
INT. PAGEANT AUDITORIUM - MOUNT ROSE - DAY
Vintage blue-toned stock footage of a teenage beauty
pageant contestant. LEGS WIPE IN.
MALE PAGEANT ANNOUNCER (O.S.)
Sarah Rose knows yo |
executive mansion. It is a gala day. Soldiers are lined up
in front of the entrance; expensive cars and carriages are
arriving and depositing distinguished notables from the
adjoining countries. Two trumpeters at the head of the stairs
announce the arrival of each notable.
In the large reception hall, Mrs. Teasdale, wife of the late
president, is greeting the newcomers. Th |
n stares at
her reflection in the windows, wondering what this is all
about.
Finally, the REAR PASSENGER WINDOW zips down, revealing LLOYD
CHRISTMAS, age 30. He's a pleasant-enough looking guy, if a
little shaggy. He's wearing a dark suit.
LLOYD
Excuse me, can you tell me how to
get to the medical school? I'm
supposed to be giving a lecture in
twenty minutes and my driver's a bit
lost. |
FIRST DRAFT
August 3, 2008
IN DARKNESS:
OLIVE (V.O.)
The rumors of my promiscuity have
been greatly exaggerated.
FADE IN:
INT. OLIVE'S BEDROOM - PRESENT DAY |
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1 INT. HIGH SCHOOL GYMNASIUM - NIGHT
The following is shot DOCUMENTARY-STYLE.
A GIRLS VOLLEYBALL GAME has just ended. It was a big game. Some kind of
championship.
ONE TEAM is CELEBRATING -- jumping up and down, squealing and
hugging each other. We are focused on the bench of the TEAM TRAT
LOST. They're very sad -- several are crying.
One girl, in particular, (AMY) is really sobbing. She's sweat-
stained, tired and just blubbering. Stuff's coming out of |
AFT
November 20, 1992
FADE IN:
INT. HAUNTED MANSION PARLOR - NIGHT
We move through a spooky shrouded parlor, as a storm rages
outside. THUNDER roars, and lightning flashes in the giant
windows. in the center of the room lies an oak coffin.
Suddenly the lid starts to creak open. A hand crawls past
the edge... and then the lid slams up! Famed psychic CRISWELL
pops out. Cris |
HIGHWAY (DESERT) - NIGHT
Three trucks from Chemical Technologies carry barrels of
toxic waste. They pass a sign: PROSPERITY, NEVADA, POP
454.
INT. THIRD TRUCK (HIGHWAY, DESERT) - NIGHT
A sleepy trucker called PIG PEN drives the third truck.
SELF-HELP TAPE (V.O.)
I will be self-assured and
confident around women.
PIG PEN
I will be self-assured and
confident around women.
EXT. |
front sidewalk, a lone JANITOR trundles a garbage bin filled
with overstuffed hefty bags.
A weathered FORD ESCORT pulls into the empty PARKING LOT and comes to
a stop near the athletic field.
A TEENAGE GIRL'S VOICE -
TRACY (VO)
None of this would have happened if Mr.
McAllister hadn't meddled the way he
did. He should have just accepted
things as they are instead of trying to
interfere with destiny. You see, you
can't interfere with destin |
December 2, 1996
Story by:
Ronald Bass
and Michael Herzberg
EXT. HANCOCK TOWER, CHICAGO - LATE NIGHT
Lake Shore Drive. Four o'clock in the morning. Minimal traffic,
minimal life. As MAIN TITLES BEGIN, we PAN UP the face of...
...Hancock Tower. Up, up, forty floors, sixty, eighty, very d |
February 1, 1998
EXT. SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SUBURB, MAIN DRAG - DAY
Palms sway ... the sun washes everything in yellow ... cars
motor down either side of the landscaped median ... the calls
of mockingbirds mingle with the BLIP BLIP of car alarms.
ON THE SIDEWALK, a SKATEBOARD CA-LUNKS down the sidewalk,
past the foot traffic of Southern Californians: flip-flops,
Doc Marten's, Rollerblades, Nikes ... then, in the middle of
this pedestr |
OOTING DRAFT
1993
INT. CAVE NIGHT
There is a huge ancient hourglass made of animal skins, and
acorns plop through the waist of the hourglass one by one.
It sits in a pool of water. In the water swim EYELESS CATFISH
in geometric patterns. An underground stream feeds the pool
of water and then flows into a huge underground crevass |
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Exterior - E
Day - D
Night - N
Twilight - T
LOCATION CODING
CAR - Car
B - Bridge
CAB - Surrounding area outside cabin
W - Woods
M.R. - Main Room
D.R. - Dining Room
K - Kitchen
C - Cellar
W.S. - Work Shed
L.B. - Linda's Bedroom
S.B. - Shelly's Bedroom
C.B. - Cheryl's Bedroom
B.T.R- Bathroom
EXAMPLE
12 ID - D.R.
TRANSLATION
Scene #12, Interior, Day, Dining Room
1 ED - W
Something evil is lurking |
DE IN:
DE LAURENTIIS ENTERTAINMENT GROUP LOGO
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
RENAISSANCE PICTURES LOGO
FADE OUT.
00 BLACKNESS 00
A sound is building. Like a living wind. A
thousand screams in agony.
From the blackness, gusts of smoke pull together
quickly, forming |
. REYNOLD'S EXTRACT BUILDING - DAY
An idyllic American factory. There's a huge, long lawn in
front. A Reynolds Extract sign in brick with
flowers/landscaping around it, sits near the entrance. We
see from the number of cars in the parking lot that it's a
company of about 50 - 75 employees.
INT. REYNOLD'S EXTRACT BUILDING - DAY
We are in a manufacturing area of an assembly-line
production. It's a big roo |
youth in his
eyes... sitting next to...
KATE REYNOLDS, 21, pretty, Dorothy Hamill haircut...
rubbing the tears from her swollen red eyes...
KATE
I got you a few necessities...
Kate hands Jack a new copy of Vonneguts Cats
Cradle.
KATE (CONTD)
Your copy was a mess...
Jack accepts the book but hes unable to take his eyes
off Kate. She hands him a cassette.
KATE (CONTD)
Every one of these songs will
remind you of me in |
WOODS. DAY
An apple tree stands alone at the top of a hill. A handsome
fox dressed in an Edwardian-style navy velvet suit leans
against it with his arms folded and his legs crossed, chewing
on a reed of wild grass. He holds an apple core in his paw.
He spits out a seed. He looks off across a meadow that
descends into the valley below.
A female fox strides briskly up the hill. Her coat is a
paler, especiall |
The events depicted in this film took place
in Minnesota in 1987. At the request of the survivors, the names
have been changed. Out of respect for the dead, the rest has been
told exactly as it occured.
FLARE TO WHITE
FADE IN FROM WHITE
Slowly the white becomes a barely perceptible image: white
particles wave over a white background. A snowfall.
A car bursts through the curtain of snow.
The car is equipped with a hitch and is towing another car,
a brand-new light |
CENTER MALL
There are three levels of stores underneath a
massive fluorescent roof. Different music comes
from each store. It looks seventies-modern, but
already used and run-down. Groups of kids cruise
the mall, eyeing each other and acting cool.
INT. SWENSON'S ICE-CREAM PARLOR - NIGHT
The teenage waitresses in their peppermint pattie
uniforms are rushing around, trying to keep up with
their orders.
A good-looking man in his mid-twenties enters and
sits. He wears a plastic na |
The sultry dampness of a blistering summer hangs in the night
air. People stroll the boardwalk looking for a cool breeze.
The soft rhythms of a jazz concert float from the band shell.
CLOSE SHOT - A PAIR OF SEXY HIGH HEELS
and a woman's shapely legs, walking along the wooden pier.
OPENING TITLES & CREDITS OVER.
After several steps, a discarded piece of gum sticks to one
of |
n Sisters
singing "My Favorite Things." A series of sepia images of
anti-war protests from the mid-sixties appear one after
another on the screen.
In the violently scrawled style of Ralph Steadman, the title
FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS splashes onto the screen. A
beat, and then it runs down and off revealing:
TITLE: "He who makes a beast of himself
Gets rid of the pain
Of being a man."
Dr. Johnson
The VOICE OF HUNTER S. THOMPSON -- a.k.a. RAOUL DUKE: |
EXT. DESERT -- DAY
The white sun beats down on the rocky terrain. There's not a
cloud in the blue sky and the wind is at a standstill.
Far in the distance, a MEDIUM SIZED FLAT-BED TRUCK makes its
way to the entrance of a large cavern opening. Two VULTURES
perched on a barren tree watch the intruders.
EXT. DESERT -- DAY
The truck screeches to a dusty stop. Three men in m |
1 BLACK SCREEN 1
MAIN TITLES
IT'S SILENT. A BEAT...AND AN EXPLOSION OF SOUND. A HOUSEHOLD
IN THE MORNING. KIDS GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL. CLOCK RADIOS.
KITCHEN APPLIANCES. SHOWERS. FIGHTING. PEOPLE YELLING. DOG
BARKING. APPLIANCES BUZZING. CAR HORNS. IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE
YOUR HOUSE DID. STREAMS OF ROCK'N ROLL FADE IN AND OUT. HUEY
LEWIS TO LIONEL RITCHIE TO HUSKER DU. SURROUND MAKES IT FEEL |
e desert.
CREDITS ROLL
WRITTEN: EGYPT 1913
OMAR and his mule zigzag along the bottom of sun scorched dunes.
2 EXT. TEMPLE EXCAVATION - DAY
The mule and the boy finally reach a camp. A few tents dwarfed by a huge
temple door jutting out of the sand. The camp is deserted except for
some kids by the temple entrance holding large mirrors, reflecting light
into the temple.
Omar leaves his mule in the shade, seizes two goatskins and slips inside
the temple.
3 INT. TEM |
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| may not be right. Second, some lines may or may not have been |
| spoken by the right character. There are instances in the film |
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Based on the novel
by
GREGORY MC DONALD
FLETCH
FADE IN
EXT.CALIFORNIA BEACH –
DAY 1Seagulls
squawk, and the waves pound, but we’re not talking
about Malibu Colony, here. This is a fairly rundown beach
area, catering to lower-echelon surfers, vagrants, and
strung out druggies of all ages, several of whom stand or
sit on their haunches by a dilapidated old hamburger
stand. Over the stand is a faded sign: "FAT |
1
FRED FLINTSTONE, archetypical Everyman, sits atop his
faithful heavy-equipment dinosaur, cranking the winch
that makes the mighty beast rip and tear into the quarry
wall.
2 THE QUARRY FOREMAN 2
looks down at his wristwatch. Well... actually, it's a
wrist sundial. And it's magic time... quittin' time...
Millerock time!
Now the foreman turns from his watch to a steam whistle
bird, an |
ton Groom
EXT. A SAVANNAH STREET - DAY (1981)
A feather floats through the air. The falling feather.
A city, Savannah, is revealed in the background. The feather
floats down toward the city below. The feather drops down
toward the street below, as people walk past and cars drive
by, and nearly lands on a man's shoulder.
He walks across the street, causing |
MAIN TITLES
As presentation credits begin, we hear Johnny Cash's "Home
of the Blues." Then we see Allison's name, under it Alex's,
under that Robert's, under that Quentin's, then under that
the title logo for Four Rooms, followed by "Starring Tim
Roth as the Bellboy." Then "The Guests" listed in alphabetical
order of all the actors playing guests. After the act |
SEVENTH DRAFT
January 12, 1992
INT. REGIS & KATHIE LEE SHOW SET
A horribly deformed figure--hunchback, misshapen head--sits
on a stool in complete silhouette. This is RICK COOGAN.
RICK
Can you imagine it, Regis, Kathie
Lee? One day I'm a hot young
movie star, and the next day I'm a |
- the basic elements are all the same, just
mixed differently.
A gloomy night, no moon. And a slightly ominous pattern
emerges...
Green, thriving lawns and meticulously tended homes abut
brown yards and porches littered with old newspapers and
pizza joint flyers.
Each third or fourth house is FOR SALE or, worse, seemingly
abandoned. This area is in danger of becoming a ghost town.
A deep, commandin |
Sep 6th, 1984
1.
FADE IN:
EXT. FULL MOON - NIGHT (AND CREDITS. ROLL)
Clouds obscure the starless heavens for a moment, heavy and
ominous in the black firmament. Then suddenly they clear,
exposing a full moon streaked with red like a killer's
face, a stalking moon staring down at man's evil on the
earth below.
A HOWL breaks the night, a wolf pursuing |
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Cast List:
Quentin Tarantino Richard Gecko
George Clooney Seth Gecko
Brenda Hillhouse Hostage Gloria
Harvey Keitel Jacob
Juliette Lewis Kate
Ernest Liu Scott
Cheech Marin Border Guard, Chet Pussy, Carlos
Selma Hayek Santanico Pande |
at it. A saw cuts through,
heading right for us.
EXT. SNOW-CAPPED MOUNTAINS -- DUSK
ICE HARVESTERS, dressed in traditional Sami clothing, score a
frozen lake. They SING.
"The Frozen Heart (Ice Worker's Song)"
ICE HARVESTERS
BORN OF COLD AND WINTER AIR
AND MOUNTAIN RAIN COMBINING,
THIS ICY FORCE BOTH FOUL AND FAIR
HAS A FROZEN HEART WORTH MINING. |
GEORGE SIMMONS, 42, sits in a giant living room watching bad
television on a 70-inch flat screen TV. He looks bored and
empty. After a few beats he pauses the TV, and picks up the
phone.
GEORGE
(on the phone)
Hey, it's George Simmons, I'm
coming in.
INT. NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT
Shots of George doing stand up on stage at a comedy club.
The place adores him. We see quick images of him |
May 18, 2004
INT. LOFT APARTMENT - MANHATTAN - MORNING
1 1
STEVEN SCHWIMMER, a drama critic, asleep on his bed. He
wears a sleep mask.
2
The bed is a mattress on a makeshift platform.
Papers strewn on the floor.
An exercise bike. |
rough crackly
RADIO)
Los Angeles Tower, this is
Transworld two-two Heavy, we are
going down! Repeat... Engines two
and three are... L.A. Tower this is
MaydayI Mayday!
TOWER (O.S.)
(through crackly radio)
2-2 Heavy, Pull upt Pull up!
The RADIO NOISE is drowned out by the A CAPELLA, SOPRANO
VOICE of a young Indian boy as he sings a melodic Hindi
pra |
OPENING TITLE SEQUENCE - EVENING
We MOVE through the city in a series of brief shots that
define and establish our setting, from commercial district
to residential neighborhood. Eventually we find ourselves
moving down a street of two-story apartment buildings. Many
of the windows are lit from within by an EERIE BLUE LIGHT.
As we track past at window-level we see: |
ACT ONE
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FADE IN:
EXT. -- A FARMHOUSE OUTSIDE NEW YORK CITY -- NIGHT
On the farmhouse roof a CHICKEN-SHAPED WEATHERVANE stands silhouetted
against a FULL, BLOOD-RED MOON. The wind HOWLS and the vane swivels with
an EERIE SQUEAK. Then a weird ANIMAL CRY is heard--a cross between a
chicken CROWING and a wolf HOWLING.
WERECHICKEN (VO)
(A CROWING HOWL)
CAMERA PANS DOWN TO:
CHICKEN PEN
A fenced-in dirt area with numerous CHICKENS milling arou |
harbor, OVER the
Battery and Lower Manhattan to Greenwich Village.
EXT. EAST 77TH STREET - DAY
A car is being hoisted up by a municipal tow truck while its owner is
having a terrible screaming arguement with a parking enforcement officer.
DANA BARRETT comes home pushing a baby buggy, struggling with two full
bags of groceries, and trying to dig her keys out of her purse. The
building superintendent FRANK, sees her struggling but pretends not to
notice.
DANA
(exasper |
4/20/98 - YELLOW REVISIONS
4/27/98 - GREEN REVISIONS
5/05/98 - GOLDENROD REVISIONS
8/20/98 - BUFF REVISIONS
8/26/98 - SALMON REVISIONS
This script is copyright © 1998 John August
EXT. A DITCH - NIGHT
A light rain and crickets CHIRPING. Somewhere in the night,
DANCE MUSIC is blaring, but here it's only a whisper with a
beat. |
sweet candy and such. But one day you
look around and see a prison and you're
on death row. You wanna run, or scream
or cry. But something's locking you
up. Are the other folks cows, chewing
cud till the hour come and their heads
roll? Or are they just keeping quiet,
like you... Planning thei |
DAY
CUT TO:
INT. L STREET BAR & GRILLE, SOUTH BOSTON -- EVENING
The bar is dirty, more than a little run down. If there is
ever a cook on duty, he's not here now. As we pan across
several empty tables, we can almost smell the odor of last
nights beer and crushed pretzels on the floor.
CHUCKIE |
PRODUCTION DRAFT
November 10, 2010
Production Draft - PINK
Revised, November 16, 2010
Production Draft - BLUE
Revised, November 19, 2010
Production Draft - YELLOW |
od, California
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1 EXT. AMPHITHEATRE - DAY
SHOT - HELICOPTER'S POV -
Moving through clouds. The clouds separate and, far below, we can
see a giant outdoor amphitheatre. There is no SOUND but the WIND.
As we move closer to the amphitheatre, we can hear SNATCHES OF WORDS
and PHRASES as though from a public address system.
2 EXT. AMPHITHEATRE - PODIUM - DAY - SHOT OF BEN
in cap and gown, |
URE IS INSPIRED BY A TRUE STORY,
CERTAIN CHARACTERS AND EVENTS ARE FICTIONAL."
FADE IN:
SUPER: 'SEPTEMBER 1973'.
INT. PHIL KAUFMAN'S BEDROOM. NIGHT
A phone rings in the dark. A little light falls from the
open window, illuminating an old bakelite telephone. It
sits on a small table alongside a large amount of empty
bottle |
thing.
RAND PELTZER
walks through the owd. An American businessman.1-He
wears a tas eful g3,y suit. He's thin, with distinguished
good looks and thin brown hair. He's 56 years old.
Rand looks around; fascinated by the vast array of people
and merchandise. He stops at a booth. A tiny ORIENTAL,
WOMAN stands behind the counter. Rand gives her a polite
smile.
RAND
Hi. I'm fro |
ltzer first
found Gizmo the Mogwai. As LOCALS bustle past, ANGLE FAVORS
the stairs to the basement curiosity shop.
2 INT. MR. WING'S STORE
MR. WING, the storekeeper who took Gizmo home after the
Gremlins' night of carnage, opens the door, beginning his day.
As he lights his pipe, he HEARS a commotion upstairs.
3 EXT. STREET 3
PEDESTRIANS dodge a long black LIMOUSINE as it pulls up short. |
R:
EXT. GOLF COURSE - DAWN
VARIOUS EXTRA CLOSE-UPS of this luxurious patchwork of
brilliant greens:
A POLISHED BRASS SPRINKLER HEAD
pops up from the ground and begins to water the already dew-
soaked lawn.
FLEET OF DUCKLINGS
No mother in sight, cruise through the thrushes.
GRAVEYARD OF GOLF BALLS, UNDERWATER
At the bottom of a water hazard.
PALM FRONDS
After a neat they sway, revealing the barren desert that
surrounds the artificial oasis. The sun |
IN
HIBERNATING GROUNDHOGS
A family of groundhogs is nestled together in their burrow
sleeping off the end of a long winter.
ROLL CREDITS AND THEME MUSIC
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. A FOREST CLEARING - EARLY MORNING
The crust of an old snowfall still covers the frozen ground,
and the bare, icy branches of the trees glisten dully in the
early morning light.
CUT TO: |
NDY" by LOOKING GLASS PLAYS.
EXT. FORD COBRA MUSTANG - DAY
SUPER: MISSOURI
EARTH
1980
OVERHEAD SHOT: A `79 Cobra winds alongside the Missouri
River, past swaying loosestrife, vibrant sugar maples, and
oily self-pump gas stations. A hazy sun glints off the hood
of the Cobr |
FADE IN:
EXT. HIGHWAY - NIGHT
Very late. All is quiet. Then a battered MINI-VAN blows by
a row of hedges that have been pruned to read: 'WELCOME TO
CAPE COD.' A moment later a FLASHING COP CAR flies by in HOT
PURSUIT.
INT. MINI-VAN - SAME
The WINDSHIELD IS GONE and the wind blows back the hair of
two BEAT-UP-LOOKING MEN. The driver, FRED SEARING, 40-ish,
has a look of determination and re |
0.)
I saw a severed head once. Except for the,
paleness, it looked healthy, well-fed.
The end came abruptly you could tell
'cause the mouth froze in mid-sentence.
"Shh. ," the curled lips attempted. Like
it started saying "shucks" or "Shirley"
or... "shit happens." Your eyes don't
forget things like that. Like you don't
forget the sound animals make when
they're humping. Primal. |
ISADES, CA -- MORNING
It's a beautiful spring morning in the Palisades. High atop
the cliffs, looking out over the Pacific Ocean, sits the
exclusive BEL AIR BAY CLUB. Workers bustle about the lawn,
setting up a high-end wedding.
A STRING QUARTET warms up. A team of FLORISTS arrange
centerpieces. CATERERS set the white linen tables...
INT. BRIDAL SUITE -- DAY
A simple, classic wedding dress hangs on a cl |
r, as
a title appears on the screen.
"God, she's beautiful..."
CUT TO:
INT. HANNAH'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
A full face of Lee, wearing a gray sweater and leaning
against the dining room doorway. She gazes into the camera
with a half-smile on her face as Elliot speaks over the
screen.
ELLIOT (V.O.)
God, she's beautiful.
Lee glances over her shoulder, then turns from the doorway |
f the jungle climax in animals fighting.
A SINGER is heard singing the first bars of "All God's
Chillun Got Shoes." HAROLD, LOOSELEAF, PENELOPE, and WOODLY
stand in a row in the darkness, facing the audience. They
are motionless. A city skyline in the early evening
materializes outside the windows.
The lights come up on the living room of a rich man's
apartment, which is densely furnished with trophies of hunts
and wars. There is a front door, a door to the master
bedroom suite, a |
ast tracts of darkness stretching
between them. Move in on OUR SUN, dwarfed in the immense
cosmic ocean.
MUMBLE (VO)
You ever feel small?
Moving in on....
PLANET EARTH
The spinning blue marble.
FADE IN: A strange cacophony of MUSIC, growing louder as the
familiar CONTINENTS revolve below us and we spiral down onto
ANTARCTICA
THE ICE SHELF
Vast, pristine, stupendous. Washed with dawn light. A few |
White
May 28, 2003(b)
FADE IN:
1 INT. BILLY OFFICE (BREWSTER KEEGAN INVESTMENT BANK)- 4:50 PM
1
BILLY CARVER (mid-20s, good looking, "romantic") is sitting
at his desk, depressed, staring at a photo of his ex-
girlfri |
PARK - DAY
We float down through a serene, leafy park to the
children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL
FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL plays among a group of kids.
GIGI (V.O.)
I have a theory about how this all
started...
A SIX YEAR OLD BOY approaches. He watches the little
girl for a moment as she gently shapes her san |
REVISED SECOND DRAFT
Registered WGAW
November 17, 1987
FADE IN:
EXT. SUBURBAN STREET--DAY
VERONICA SAWYER, a sullen seventeen year old beauty is
jogging down a suburban street in a stylish running outfit.
Evocative female voices can be heard, softly wailing.
EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD PARK--DAY
VERONICA lurches into a neighbo |
es a TITLE CARD reading "HANUKKAH
PAST."
EXT. PUBLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - DAY
We start on JESUS ON A CRUCIFIX, and then violently CRANE
down to reveal MORDECHAI (10), a timid little Hasidic boy
standing nervously at the foot of the statue.
Behind Morty is a wall with the graffiti phrase "HANUKKAH IS
4 HOMOS" scrawled across it. He clutches his Sandy Koufax
lunchbox tightly as he looks off |
Simon Grim hangs from the back of it. He is a shy, skinny
and terrified-looking guy around thirty years old.
The truck rumbles to a halt and Simon climbs down off it to
go punch out at the time clock.
EXT. BEHIND THE WORLD OF DONUTS -- DAY
Moments later.
He comes walking up a small alley and sits to drink his beer.
He begins to relax. This is his quality private ti |
gistered: WGAw
FADE IN
INT. ROB'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
STEREO
Not a minisystem, not a matching set, but coveted audiophile
clutter of McIntosh and Nakamichi, each component from a
different era, bought piece by piece in various nanoseconds
of being flush.
ROB (V.O.) |
Ben Hecht and Charles MacArthur
1939
SHOOTING DRAFT
FADE IN: INT. ANTEROOM CLOSE SHOT SWITCHBOARD
Two telephone operators sit at switchboard busy plugging in
and out answering calls.
1ST OPERATOR
This is the Morning Post... The City |
Douglas Adams
Revisions
by
Karey Kirkpatrick
8/8/03
3rd Revised Draft
1 2.
HHGG 3rd Revised Draft 8/8/03
OVER DARKNESS... 1
...we hear what we will come to know as the VOICE OF THE
GUIDE. |
4, 2010
FADE IN:
1 INT. NICK'S APARTMENT - LATE NIGHT 1
Looking incredibly weary, NICK WATERS, 30's, enters his
apartment in his business suit. He stumbles into --
2 INT. NICK'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS ACTION 2
He drops his briefcase, strips off his jacket, loosens
his tie and collapses |
,
PANORAMIC VIEW of The Hospital -- a vast medical complex, a
sprawling pastiche of architecture extending ten blocks north
and south on First Avenue and east to the river.
The Hospital was founded in the late 19th century, and there
are still a few begrimed Victorian Bedlams and Bastilles
among the buildings. Mostly though, it is Medical Modern
1971, white and chrome and lots |
Leppard, Styx, Journey, Poison, or Whitesnake
Water cranked to a hundred and three
Got my tunes, my snacks, my booze, my skis
(Got the) freshest moves you ever seen
When I'm soakin in my Hot Tub Time Machine
When you're going back to the 80s...
And you might be fuckin some ladies...
You bring your button fly jeans and some sweet hair gel
Want blow? All you gotta do is yell
(Yeah you're) lookin re |
13, 2010
FADE IN:
EXT. NORTH SEA/VILLAGE - NIGHT
We skim above a dark, wild ocean. The camera turns toward a
lone island, Berk. It is a gigantic shard of rock jutting
straight out of the water.
HICCUP (V.O.)
This, is Berk. It's twelve days
North of hopeless, and a few
degrees South of freezing to death.
It's located solidly on the |
ers
Based on an original idea by
Bruce Willis & Robert Kraft
A Silver Pictures/Flying Heart Films June 14, 1990
Production
NOTE: THE HARD COPY OF THIS SCRIPT CONTAINED SCENE NUMBERS
AND SOME "SCENE OMITTED" SLUGS. THEY HAVE BEEN REMOVED FOR
THIS SOFT COPY.
FADE IN:
EXT. VINCI COUNTRYSIDE - RENAISSANCE - DAY
Beneath a jawdroppingly storybook castle, a small
Rena |
LACK
No image. A bleak WIND MOANS. HOLD.
With a STINGING CHORD we --
CUT TO:
CITY SKYLINE - NIGHT (CIRCA 1958)
Lights twinkle. Snow falls. The WIND MOANS.
After a beat, the voice of an elderly black man:
NARRATOR (V.O.)
The's right... New York.
We are TRA |
re is a gunshot. A crow screams. A fluttering of wings.
FADE IN:
EXT. FOREST - DAY
Bird's-eye view. We circle lazily above the forest.
Through a break in the trees, we catch an occasional glimpse
of a prostrate form on the ground. As the circling camera
gets closer we see that the form is a human body.
CUT TO: |
4.27.2008
1 EXT. SKY - DAY 1
Fluffy white CLOUDS drift across a clear blue sky.
TITLE CARD-
"This really happened"
FADE TO WHITE:
TITLE CARD-
"It really did"
A dull WHINE is heard building in volume until finally- |
INT. PASSAGEWAY - NIGHT
The CAMERA briskly retreats as FORTY, HIGHLY CHARGED,
ATTRACTIVE, YOUNG PEOPLE march towards it. Each side of the
frame is black as this troupe of young actors moves up the
middle, everyone talking, grinning, squealing,... everyone
having the "high" of their lives.
INT. NEW YORK CLUB - NIGHT
As the troupe, with geometric precision, spills into a larg |
t director of communications,
is arriving early.
2 INT. NUMBER TEN CORRIDOR/MALCOLM'S OFFICE - MORNING 2
A CIVIL SERVANT hands Malcolm a CD.
CIVIL SERVANT
Monitoring. All the usual.
MALCOLM
How did your team do at the weekend?
CIVIL SERVANT
Yeah, alright. We won.
MALCOLM
Great. |
1/15/03
A SERIES OF GREEN/GOLD VERTICAL STREAKS
Moving across the screen from right to left. We hear a happy
and informative man's voice.. .We will come to know this voice
as MARK WHITACRE'S...
WHITACRE (V-0-)
You know that orange juice you have
every morning? You know what's in
that?
FREEZE on one of the green/gold streaks as it racks int |
1/15/03
A SERIES OF GREEN/GOLD VERTICAL STREAKS
Moving across the screen from right to left. We hear a happy
and informative man's voice.. .We will come to know this voice
as MARK WHITACRE'S...
WHITACRE (V-0-)
You know that orange juice you have
every morning? You know what's in
that?
FREEZE on one of the green/gold streaks as it racks int |
of an early morning sky.
BAKER (V.O.)
Once upon a time, in a far off
kingdom, there lay a small village at
the edge of the woods...
Suddenly, the WELL-WORN BOOT of Cinderella steps into the
frame and lands on what we thought was the sky, but in fact
is simply its reflection in a puddle of water. A strong CHORD
accents the splash and we begin a musical vamp.
EXT. CINDERELLA'S HOUSE - DAYB |
amsey, Matthew Stone
and John Romano
FIRST DRAFT
3/25/97
BEVERLY HILLS STREET - NIGHT
It is late night, and deserted. Engine noise approaches;
headlights appear; as the car draws closer we hear singing.
It is a Mercedes convertible and as it roars by, the singing -- |
A small caveman community made up of five large caves, all
facing out towards a crackling fire.
Slack-jawed, yet strong and confident CAVEMEN stumble about,
dragging haunches of meat, pounding the dirt with sticks,
dragging the women.
WE PAN OVER to a small cave. Not even really a cave at all,
but a crack in the rocks barely large enough to sleep in.
Stepping out of this "c |
The HARBOR at Miami Beach fades in,
providing quick views of yachts, aquaplanes,
and luxurious ship-craft lying at anchor
in the calm, tranquil waters of tropical
Florida. This dissolves to the NAME
PLATE on the side of a yacht, reading
"ELSPETH II," and this in turn to a |