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The HARBOR at Miami Beach fades in,
providing quick views of yachts, aquaplanes,
and luxurious ship-craft lying at anchor
in the calm, tranquil waters of tropical
Florida. This dissolves to the NAME
PLATE on the side of a yacht, reading
"ELSPETH II," and this in turn to a |
s party of old friends. A trio plays
Brazilian music as guests carry drinks and nibble on dessert.
2 CLOSE - ON A FOURSOME OF FRIENDS 2
The Couple who live in this house, SALLY AND TED, drink
champagne as they chat with their closest friends, JANE AND
JAKE.
JANE is mid-fifties and has embraced that fact. She knows 50
is not the new 40 and because of that, she is still described
by all who know her a |
Then SHE steps into FRAME.
She is JACKIE BROWN, a stewardess dressed in her CABO AIR
uniform. (A little shuttle airline that flies from Los
Angeles to Cabo San Lucas. Approximate flight time: forty
five minutes)
Jackie stands still as a people-mover slowly inches her
through the airport. The CREDITS APEAR and DISAPPEAR in
front of her.
Jackie Brown is a very attractive black woman in her mid
forties, though she looks like she's in her mi |
n front of a convenience store far, far
away--
EXT. QUICK STOP YEARS AGO--DAY
We FADE IN on the block of stores (Quick Stop/RST), from
sometime ago, In fact, RST isn't RST; it's THE RECORD RACK --
a 45's store with head shop paraphernalia in the window. A
white-trash MOTHER (maybe seventeen) wearing a baseball cap
comes into frame carrying a chubby BABY. The Baby wears an |
WOMEN'S CORRECTIONAL HOSPITAL - DAY
ANITA "NEEDY" LESNICKI, 17, sits on her hospital bed in
pajamas. She's a plain-faced girl with a haunted
expression. As she stares out the window, she winds
colored yarn around a pair of Popsicle sticks to create a
"god's eye."
Out a single window, we see an imposing nine-foot
SECURITY FENCE.
Next to Needy, we see a pile of unopened mail |
JERRY'S VOICE
Airight so this is the world and
there are five billion people on
it. When I was a kid there were
three. It's hard to keep up.
AMERICA FROM SPACE
The great continent through mist and swirling skies.
(Satellites and other pieces of skycasting equipment float
by.)
JERRY'S VOIC |
curb. It's FALL. Juno is sixteen
years old, an artfully bedraggled burnout kid. She winces
and shields her eyes from the glare of the sun. The object
of her rapt attention is a battered living room set, abandoned
curbside by its former owners. There is a fetid-looking
leather recliner, a chrome-edged coffee table, and a tasteless
latchhooked rug featuring a roaring tiger. |
umming stillness of an American suburb on a summer's
day: nannies push strollers, joggers jog, mailmen deliver,
dogs are walked, kids shoot hoop in wide open driveways.
On a quiet, tree-lined street we pick up two young athletic-
looking boys riding bikes. LASER ALLGOOD (15) and his
friend, CLAY (15).
Like bats out of hell they pass block after block of
charming, evenly spaced houses until they round a corner and
drop their bikes in front of a large ra |
N is an
attractive-looking young man just past thirty and dressed
in a stylish blue suit, broad tie and wide-collared shirt.
His shoes are neatly polished, his hair carefully groomed.
As the montage continues, we see that he has finished his
deliveries and is walking rapidly towards his destination.
It turns out to be a television theater north of Times
Square whose marquee announces THE JERRY LANGFORD SHOW.
It is dusk and the show is about to break. There |
, JAY and JASON fight
with broom sticks. JONAH drinks beer on the couch spectating.
QUICK IMAGES:
We see Ben and Jay fighting. At one point they fight with gloves
which are on fire, balancing on a plank over a dirty pool.
Ben now has a fishbowl filled with weed smoke over his head.
There is a smoking joint in his mouth, making the bowl get
cloudier and cloudier. He starts coughing hysterically and t |
1.
EXT. VALLEY -- DAY
A MYSTERIOUS WARRIOR treks across the rugged landscape.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Legend tells of a legendary warrior
whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff
of legend.
The warrior, his identity hidden beneath his flowing robe and
wide-brimmed hat, gnaws on a staff o |
l. It's a horrific traffic jam.
Morning rush hour. Sun beating down, asphalt shimmering in the
heat. The blown-out downtown L.A. skyline hovers in the
distance.
We DRIFT past more CARS. Hear one snippet of audio after
another...
One driver taps his steering wheel to PROG ROCK. Another
sings to OPERA. A third raps along to a HIP-HOP track. We
move from a RADIO INTERVIEW to a FRENCH BALLAD to TECHNO,
until finally we begin to hear... |
m Rose
EXT. MISSISSIPPI RIVER - DAY
A BOAT
Specifically, a garbage scow.
We see it from ON HIGH, chugging down the placid but mighty
Mississippi.
Head credits play over COVERAGE of the garbage scow. No sound,
except for an incongruously heroic score.
The COVERAGE is a little rough, coarse-grained; along with
the overbea |
ic CRY of a LOON.
SLOWLY FADE IN TO:
EXT. BLACK LAKE - NIGHT
The loon continues its hypnotic call, as the steamy mist lifts
off the dark water, which doesn't even ripple. The loon
continues her nocturnal cry, as we savor the beauty of the lake,
the elegance of the bird, and the haunting echo of her lonely
call... until suddenly the bird is crisply pulled under,
silenced forever. A lone feather surfaces and floats as:
Credits roll |
Nov. 2009
FADE IN
SUNRISE
Big and orange and full of hope, as sure as fate. A dawn as
promising as, well, this new day...
Sun is rising over...
A flat roof that stretches to the horizon. A vast expanse.
A plain of gravel-e |
AUTOROUTE - EXTERIEUR NUIT
Forte pluie. Circulation assez dense, mais fluide. Les phares des
voitures trouent la nuit pluvieuse.
CHATEAU - VUE GENERALE - EXTERIEUR NUIT
Bruit de tonnerre. Pluie battante. Au premier plan, on distingue,
à travers la pluie, une pancarte un peu défraîchie : « Hôtel du
Grand Siècle ». |
HEAD OVER HEELS" by the Go-Go's plays as we wind through a
flock of abstract, silky, golden strands -- PULLING BACK, to
discover that the strands are hair on a BLONDE GIRL's head.
But not just any blonde girl, a girl in Delta Gamma, the
blondest, most beautiful sorority at USC.
We PULL BACK further to see that she's signing a handmade
card. She holds it up ~ OVER HER SHOULDER, we see hearts
and glitter surrounding and "Good |
USINE DE MONTAUBAN - EXTÉRIEUR NUIT
Le ciel gris du jour qui va bientôt se coucher, au-dessus de la
cour de l'usine de matériel de Travaux Publics de Fernand Naudin à
Montauban. Une pelleteuse à chenilles sort lentement d'un hangar,
avec le godet en position haute. Derrière la pelleteuse apparaît
Monsieur Fernand Naudin, le directeur de l'usine, en grande
discussion avec un |
USINE DE MONTAUBAN - EXTÉRIEUR NUIT
Le ciel gris du jour qui va bientôt se coucher, au-dessus de la
cour de l'usine de matériel de Travaux Publics de Fernand Naudin à
Montauban. Une pelleteuse à chenilles sort lentement d'un hangar,
avec le godet en position haute. Derrière la pelleteuse apparaît
Monsieur Fernand Naudin, le directeur de l'usine, en grande
discussion avec un |
USINE DE MONTAUBAN - EXTÉRIEUR NUIT
Le ciel gris du jour qui va bientôt se coucher, au-dessus de la
cour de l'usine de matériel de Travaux Publics de Fernand Naudin à
Montauban. Une pelleteuse à chenilles sort lentement d'un hangar,
avec le godet en position haute. Derrière la pelleteuse apparaît
Monsieur Fernand Naudin, le directeur de l'usine, en grande
discussion avec un |
ARTEN -- WEDNESDAY MORNING
Two dozen KINDGERGARTNERS listen to their teacher, MS.
BERRY. The word "Work" is on the blackboard.
MS. BERRY
"Work." Today we're going to
share what our parents do for
work.
QUICK CUTS of a series of five-year olds standing beside
their desks, addressing the class:
JEFF |
T. PRISON CEMETERY -- DAY
A handful of people are gathered in an open field under a
fierce Mississippi sun. A couple of young inmates, JAKE and
LEON, lean on their shovels. They are waiting to bury two
identical CASKETS with inmate numbers stenciled on the
pinewood lids.
A GUARD rests the butt of his rifle on the ground and takes
a long, healthy pull from his canteen. He offer |
EXT. GEORGE'S BEACH SHACK - MORNING
The cottage is a tiny, peeling paint rat-trap set dead center
on a small ocean front cul-de-sac, surrounded by four massive
post-modern mansions.
INT. GEORGE'S BEACH SHACK BEDROOM - MORNING
GEORGE NELSON, 42, squints and shivers as the spotty morning
light and ocean breeze enter through an open window. Bold
waves crash against the cliffs outside the room. |
FADE IN:
INT. JERRY'S HOUSE, JERRY'S BEDROOM -- MORNING
The room is dark and messy. JERRY, a soft, unshaven boy of about
eighteen years, sits on the end of his bed in boxers and an old t-
shirt. He has not quite woken up yet.
Jerry pulls a huge, well-traveled SUITCASE from his closet and
tosses it onto the bed. He begins grabbing articles of CLOTHING
from the closet and tossing th |
pily.
From the fog a ship appears crashing through the waves)
Sailors: I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue
And it's hey to the starboard, heave ho
Look out, lad, a mermaid be waitin' for you
In mysterious fathoms below.
Eric: Isn't this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face . . .
a perfect day to be at sea!
Grimsby: (Leaning over side.) Oh yes . . . delightful . . . .
Sailor 1: A fine strong wind and a following sea. King Triton must be in a
fr |
a limb. He
has a bottle of wine, some sandwiches, a Walkman. Suddenly
the lights turn on.
PEEPER
(whispering)
Showtime!
We see a young mother walk into the room outside the Peeper's
window. She is wearing business attire.
PEEPER (CONT'D)
Rough day at the office Mrs. Dunleavy?
(takes bite of sandwich)
Well you'll feel better once you slip
off those work clothes and get into some
sweats.
The mother sits on the bed and pulls off her shoes, rubbi |
era stands alone on a wooden tripod
surrounded by blackness. Opening credits begin. An almost
imperceptible DOLLY in toward the movie camera. The dolly
forward continues throughout the credits ending in an EXTREME
CU of the camera's lens, filling the frame like a giant,
glass full moon. Fade to BLACK.
Suddenly a door opens directly in front of the camera, wiping
the lens and re |
om their
clarity.
EDDY
Three card brag is a simple form of poker; you are dealt only three
cards and these you can't change. If you don't look at your cards
you're a `blind man' and you only put in half the stake. Three of any
kind is the highest you can get: the odds are four hundred and twenty-
five to one. Then it's a running flush - you know, all the same suit
running in order; then a straight, then a flush, then a pair, and
finally whatever the highest card you are holding. |
FADE IN:
EXT. NARITA AIRPORT - NIGHT
We hear the sound of a plane landing over black.
CUT TO:
INT. CHARLOTTE'S ROOM - NIGHT
The back of a GIRL in pink underwear, she leans at a big
window, looking out over Tokyo.
CUT TO:
Melodra |
et hall. One is BOBBY, the other is RICKY. They are drawn together to start the bout by a bell and a hand gesture as the REFEREE backs away. Immediately the two fighters unload a relentless barrage of POWER PUNCHES. Neither man is holding back, and the punches all find purchase in the swelling faces of their opponent. The crowd rises to its feet in appreciation of this rare level of competition in |
reveal that the black b.g. is
actually the sludge-clogged surface of the Cuyahoga River.
We TILT UP from the river to reveal the city of Cleveland,
then follow with a series of shots of Cleveland landmarks.
INT. THE INJUN DINER - DAY
Three men in Cleveland Indian baseball caps sit at the
counter. BOBBY JAMES, 22-year-old grad student, VIC BOLITO,
30-year-old telephone worker, |
Nick Swardson & Jamie Kennedy
and Fax Bahr & Adam Small & Jamie Kennedy
FULL YELLOW DRAFT
July 25, 2002
MALIBU'S MOST WANTED
MUSIC: GRAND MASTER FLASH'S "The Message" KICKS IN and
as MAIN TITLES ROLL we...
FADE IN:
1 EXT. PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY - DAY 1
A tricked-out Cadillac Escalade with the windows tinted
deep black rolls INTO FRAME. |
d-down, and
he wears the "FRIENDLY WORLD" costume from the Andy Kaufman
special.
Finally, Andy speaks -- in a peculiar FOREIGN ACCENT.
ANDY (AS FOREIGN MAN)
Hallo. I am Andy. Welcoom to my
movie.
(beat; he gets upset)
I hoped the story of my life would
be nice...but it turned out
terrible! It is all LIES! Tings
are mixed up... real people I knew
play different people. WHAT A MESS!
So I broke into Universal and cut
out the junk. Now it's much
shorter. In fa |
Rev. 05/03/91 (Goldenrod)
Rev. 05/09/91 (Buff)
Rev. 05/16/91 (Salmon)
Rev. 05/20/91 (Cherry)
Rev. 05/21/91 (Tan)
Rev. 05/30/91 (White)
Rev. 06/04/91 (Blue) |
Yeah, I worked in a barbershop. But
I never considered myself a barber...
We track back from a barber's pole.
ED (V.O.)
...I stumbled into it--well, married
into it more precisely...
We track back from a shopkeeper's bell triggered by an opening
door. The pull back and tilt down show the top of the head |
e filmed using a hand-
held camera or a Steadycam. These very mobile cameras move around
the set, and get constantly closer and further from the
characters. Still, we'll be using the usual technical terms, such
as «long shot» or «full shot» or «medium shot» here and there to
give the reader an idea of the location of the camera at the
beginning of each sequence. And then we'll mention the movements
of the camera. |
t. He lifts the cardboard
tray with two hot dogs, a bag of chips, and two Cokes. This
is Claude.
We follow him: He carefully carries the meal down the aisle,
balances it in one hand as he opens the door.
The train noise blares as he traverses the area between cars.
He enters the new car repeating the balancing act. He waits
while a man shoves his back-pack onto the metal rack above
the seats. Claude hurries a bit more now, his concentration
alte |
o, Miss Lark I got one for you.
Miss Lark likes to walk in the park with Andrew.
Hello, Andrew.
Ah, Mrs. Cory a story for you.
Your daughters were shorter than you, but they grew.
Dear Miss Persimmon--
Miss Persimmon:
Yes?
Bert:
Wind's in the east, mist comin' in.
Like something is brewin' about to begin
Can't put me finger on what lies in store
But I feel what's to happen, all happened before.
I'm sorry. Where was I? Thank you, one and all, for |
EXT. HIGH SEAS - DAY
The dragonhead prow of an ancient Viking ship cuts through the
thick fog of the rough North Atlantic Sea.
MUSIC EXPLODES: WAGNER'S "GOTTERDAMMERUNG" (Twilight of the Gods)
SUPERIMPOSE: THE TENTH CENTURY A.D.
EXT. BOW OF THE SHIP - DAY
Viking explorer LEIF ERICSON carefully studies his fob compass as
he dangles it above a parchm |
EXT. HIGH SEAS - DAY
The dragonhead prow of an ancient Viking ship cuts through the
thick fog of the rough North Atlantic Sea.
MUSIC EXPLODES: WAGNER'S "GOTTERDAMMERUNG" (Twilight of the Gods)
SUPERIMPOSE: THE TENTH CENTURY A.D.
EXT. BOW OF THE SHIP - DAY
Viking explorer LEIF ERICSON carefully studies his fob compass as
he dangles it above a parchm |
etin Office - Sidewalk.
Close-up: Of a time-worn plaque against
the side of a building. It reads:
THE BULLETIN
"A free press for a free people."
While we read this, a pair of hands |
"UBERMAN - METRO CITY'S HERO AFTER DEFEATING MASTER MIND!
PHOTO: A chiseled, statuesque man wearing the COOLEST SUPER
HERO SUIT IMAGINABLE, COMPLETE WITH FLOWING CAPE, shines a
confident smile at the lens. This is UBERMAN, champion of
METRO CITY.
"UBERMAN DEFEATS MASTER MIND'S GIANT ROBOT!"
PHOTO: Wide-shot of Uberman in mid-flight lifting the GIANT
ROBOT in the sky above the city buildings.
"MASTER MIND ALL |
tlessly on the breeze, wafting along through the crisp Texas air.
The insect dips, it banks, it does loop-the-loops -- and then SPLATS
unceremoniously against the windshield of a white van that's tearing down
the road.
INT. VAN -- TEXAS/MEXICO BORDER -- NIGHT
The DRIVER of the van, a fifty-year-old American, turns on the wipers,
smearing the remains all over.
DRIVER
Goddamn bugs.
He squirts some wiper fluid onto the glass, which clears it up a bit, but
now he sees somet |
Widen to reveal that, indeed, these glasses are on the
sneering face of just such a man.
We follow the guard
DOWN A DINGY PRISON HALLWAY
Paint peeling off the rusty bars. Somewhere, someone is
playing harmonica. Prisoners yell complaints as he passes.
He meets them all with--
GUARD
Shut up, convict! Get yer hands
off the bars!
The guard passes through several le |
1 BLACK 1
SUPERED TITLES READ:
More of this is true than you would believe.
FADE IN:
2 ...CLOSE ON A MAN'S FACE... 2
He is STARING at us with fixed concentration. He is
sweating slightly in the summer heat. We hold for a
mo |
locations are listed here but they will be determined later
when we location scout. Music.
EXT. MONET'S GARDENS - DAY
1 1
GIL (V.O.)
This is unbelievable - look at
this. There's no city like this in
the world. There never was.
INEZ (V.O.)
It's become so touristy.
GIL (V.O.) |
She looks extremely bored by the television images flickering
across her eyes. She has a pretty face: Large eyes, and pouty
mouth. Her knowing look is incongruous with a face clearly
still that of a girl.
- MINI (V.O.)
I know what you're thinking. Don't
bullshit me, because I do... You're
- thinking, oh dear lord in heaven,
please, I'm beg |
RAFT
3 FEBRUARY 1999
FADE IN:
MAIN CREDITS ROLL
over BLACK SCREEN, with PORTENTOUS SPOOKY MUSIC underneath. Just as the
music reaches its crescendo, we hear a simian SCREECH.
A BUCK-TOOTHED CARTOON MONKEY swings past on a vine. TITLE WIPES IN with
him:
MONKEYBONE(tm)
in
"FREUD CHICKEN!"
TIGHT CLOSEUP - STANLEY (ANIMATED) |
ass
THIRD DRAFT
November 4, 2007
OVER BLACK:
ALICE (V.0.)
Think of the future, and events
that will have already happened.
INT. HIGH SCHOOL CLASSROOM - DAY
ALICE PERRY (30s), her innate and amiable authori |
May 1, 2011
INT. BISHOP'S HOUSE. DAY
A landing at the top of a crooked, wooden staircase. There is
a threadbare, braided rug on the floor. There is a long, wide
corridor decorated with faded paintings of sailboats and
battleships. The wallpapers are sun-bleached and peeling at
the corners except for a few newly-hung strips which are
clean and bright. A small easel si |
zen loaves of golden Italian bread are standing on
end in a shaft of morning sunlight. They are standing on end
in bins. In the window, ZITO'S can be read in reverse.
We leave the loaves and DRIFT DOWN TO a Progresso Products
calendar, which hangs from the wall by a nail. The month is
November. Various phone numbers and delivery dates have been
penned in in a rough scrawl. Now WE GO TO a white |
SHOOTING DRAFT
THE ISLAND OF MANHATTAN - STOCK
FADE IN:
A very high airplane view of the entire island. Over this, a
Voice, authoritative, impressive.
VOICE
In any discussion of contemporary
America and how its people live, we
must inevitably sta |
FADE IN
EXTERIOR - MONTAGE
1. Quick shots of a car speeding around
curves in a mountainous region. The
car jumps a bridge, hurtles into space,
crashes in a fireball. Followed by newsboys
hawking special editions, people on
streetco |
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grappling hook comes over The Great Wall. The guard walks over to the edge
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Guard [yelling]: We're under attack! Light the signal! |
intage pulls to the side of
the road in a small rural town. A handsome, well-built man
gets out of the passenger side and thanks the Driver. THE
NEWCOMER carries his coat over his shoulder and a beat-up
suitcase; he's got a jut jaw and a modified pompadour, his
shirtsleeves are rolled all the way up past his biceps. He
wipes his brow against the sweltering heat and looks around. |
ient. Everyone in this queue holds a
reservation at least an hour overdue. Tourists can't even make the
line. PAN ahead to...
... the burnished dining room, the tables of power, the elegant
service. Covertly, many eyes are drawn to the one table receiving
by far the most lavish service of all. Captains hover, presenting
delicacies, pouring wines, murmuring obsequiously to a guest whose
person they screen from our view. We can see, however...
... the honored guest's comp |
(to camera)
I was born jaundiced. Once I sat on a toilet
seat at a Truck stop and caught hemorrhoids.
And i've learned to live with this chicken
Bone that's been lodged in my throat for the
past three years, so I knew Dad would be
devastated when he learned of my latest
affliction.
(to Harry)
Dad, I don't w |
or wire, finally COMING
INTO VIEW of a foreboding, fortress-like old institution, surrounded by
towers and gun turrets. Screaming and horrible laughter is heard from
within...
CLOSE ON a sign that reads "Erie Hospital for the Criminally Insane"
... This is where the worst killers and psychos go.
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - CONTINUOUS
THE CAMERA PANS THE EXPRESSIONLESS FACES of the REVIEW BOARD as
CASANOVA FRANKENSTEIN sits across from them. Dressed in an
immaculately tailored |
d.
CROWD
Josie! Josie! Josie!
JOSIE (V.O.)
You know in some movies how they have a dream sequence only they don't tell you it's a dream?
Pull out to reveal Josie on pitcher's mound of a--
EXTERIOR. A BASEBALL STADIUM -- NIGHT
It's packed. Reporters line the field. All eyes are on Josie.
JOSIE
(V.O.)
This is so not a dream.
The stadium clock sets at 5:00. The crowd goes crazy. Josie takes a deep, nervous breath and smiles, "Oh God."
INTERIOR. ELECTRONICS STORE -- CONTINUOUS
Multiple |
, running to save her life. Think Dustin
Hoffman in Marathon Man -- someone, something -- is after
her but UNSEEN.
She glances fearfully behind at her mysterious pursuer,
her BREATHING becoming more labored.
Cutting through a deserted park, she leaps a bench.
Above her, the thin morning sun has only begun to lighten
the leaves.
Around the corner, she's back on a sidewalk lined with
beautiful homes, all quiet at dawn, the only noise her
racing FOOTSTEPS and quickening BREATHS.
DREW'S |
happily ever after. But around here;
that's when all the drama begins...
Blue and red police lights flash over Debo's body. Two
sheriffs walk INTO OUR FRAME and stand over Debo. They flash
their lights on him.
CRAIG (cont'd) (V.O.)
Last Friday; I got fired for the first
time. I got high for the first time. I
got shot at for the first time and I |
E BLAIREAU »
THÉÂTRE GUIGNOL - INTÉRIEUR JOUR
Plan rapproché de la scène d'un théâtre Guignol à l'ancienne.
Le générique, en lettres blanches, débute sur le rideau de scène
fermé. Puis le rideau s'ouvre sur une marionnette à gaine, qui
ressemble à Blaireau, tel que nous allons le découvrir dans la
suite du film. Derrière l |
ere holidays come from. If you haven't, I'd say it's
time you begun.
This Is Halloween
SHADOW
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
SIAMESE SHADOW
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
GHOSTS
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In |
s as we FADE UP on a SERIES OF SHOTS,
all CLOSE and teasing.
-- A man's FEET, in shabby work shoes, stalking
through a junk bin in a dark, fire-lit, ash-
dusted place. A huge BOILER ROOM is what it
is, although we only glimpse it piecemeal.
Then we SEE a MAN'S HAND, dirty and nail-bitten,
reach INTO FRAME and pick up a piece of METAL.
-- ANOTHER ANGLE as the HAND gr |
its huddle under a blanket in
his window seat. The lights are dim -- the shade on the
window closed -- a bead of sweat dribbles down his forehead.
The HUMMING of the jet's engines vibrates through the cabin.
The boy's eyes snap open.
Jacob glances around nervously. He looks like an escaped
convict who just accidentally walked into the Policemen's
Ball. A GREYHAIRED MAN two seats away from him gives the
teenager a curso |
ING DRAFT
1939
FADE IN ON:
AN ESTABLISHING SHOT OF PARIS IN THE MONTH OF APRIL
DISSOLVE TO:
THE LUXURIOUS LOBBY OF THE HOTEL CLARENCE
CAMERA MOVES to a CLOSE SHOT of the desk. In the background
is a revolving door leading to the street. Through the
revolving doo |
. Emma
stall has her shoes on.
EMMA
I don't know.
ADAM
What about "Comrades-in-Fuck"?.
EMMA
No.
ADAM
What if we say we're in the Axis of
Fuck? we formed a Fuck Alliance.
We're neighbors 'on.. Fuck Street.
EMMA
What's wrong with "buddies'?
ADA |
ct star and woman -- her life full of
glamour and sophistication and mystery.
EXT. STREET - DAY
Mix through to William, 35, relaxed, pleasant, informal. We
follow him as he walks down Portobello Road, carrying a load of
bread. It is spring.
WILLIAM (V.O.)
Of course, I've seen her films and
always thought she was, well,
fabulous -- but, you know,
million miles from the world I live
in. Which is here -- Notting Hill
-- not a bad place |
3/9/99
FADE IN:
1 INT. OPERATING ROOM - DAY 1
A tense surgery in progress. Meters flicker, instruments
flash in the bright overhead light. In the midst of it all
stands DR. DAVID RAVELL, 35. The master of his domain.
Ravell leans forward so a NURSE can mop the sweat from his
brow as he comple |
3/9/99
FADE IN:
1 INT. OPERATING ROOM - DAY 1
A tense surgery in progress. Meters flicker, instruments
flash in the bright overhead light. In the midst of it all
stands DR. DAVID RAVELL, 35. The master of his domain.
Ravell leans forward so a NURSE can mop the sweat from his
brow as he comple |
EXT. CAROLINA MALL - MORNING
ONE LONG TRACKING SHOT FROM THE BACK.
A PERVERT in a trench coat runs along the edge of the
mall. A group of OLD WOMEN is coming toward the MAIN
ENTRANCE. The Pervert opens his trench coat and flashes
the old women. They SCREAM!
The Pervert ducks behind the bushes and runs with the
skill of a Navy SEAL. A FAMILY is walking down |
sell
LATE PRODUCTION DRAFT
Rev. 05/31/01 (Buff)
OCEAN'S 11 - Rev. 1/8/01
FADE IN:
1 EMPTY ROOM WITH SINGLE CHAIR 1
We hear a DOOR OPEN and CLOSE, followed by APPROACHING
FOOTSTEPS. DANNY OCEAN, dressed in prison fatigues,
ENTERS FRAME and sits.
VOICE (O.S.)
Good morning. |
back to reveal the
source of this kaleidoscopic backdrop: A SINGLE, STRIPED
TULIP, planted in a long row of other tulips. A HAND reaches
in and pulls the tulip from the ground. We then cut to:
1A A BASKET of tulips, carried by hand to a truck, where it 1A
is loaded with hundreds of other baskets. The door of the
truck is SHUT and we cut to:
1B The door of the truck OPENING to reveal that the tulips 1B
are now boxed and crated. A forklift moves |
itches lanes, only to have it stop
and the lane he was on move. He switches back and then it happens
again. The old man is now ahead of him.]
Cut to Michael, who's rapping along with the radio. A black guy selling
papers walks by and he shuts the windows and turns down the volume. He
passes and he turns it back up again.
Cut to Samir. He grabs the steering wheel and shakes it in frustration.
SAMIR
Motherf - shit - sonofa - ass!! I just -
He hits the steering wheel.
Cut to |
White Final: 08/05/97
Blue Revised: 09/17/97
Pink Revised: 11/11/97
Green Revised: 12/15/97
Goldenrod Revised: 12/16/97
Buff Revised: 03/17/98
Salmon Revised: 03/23/98
BLA |
March 3rd, 2004
FADE IN:
EXT. PACIFIC OCEAN - DAY
A fishing boat pushes over choppy water. FOUR GUN TOTING
MEN on Jet Skis wearing black wet suits and goggles
escort the boat. Flying above it is a HELICOPTER.
INT. FISHING BOAT/CONTROL DECK - CONTINUOUS |
tered lab
coat moves fearfully along a wall, passing benches strewn
with broken lab equipment. Her ample bosom heaves as she
PANTS nervously, mascara-rimmed eyes darting to and fro.
Glass SMASHES on the floor nearby and MELODRAMATIC MUSIC
swells. The woman backs into a shadow, not noticing a
pair of dead eyes catching the moonlight behind her.
The music climbs to a frenzy as something GROANS horribly |
rm, summer night. A
light comes on in a FARMHOUSE window. The door opens, a small
dog and a young girl emerge.
GIRL
Go on now Paul, don't be long.
The dog trots out across the property. It stops to scratch.
The sounds of night cease. The dog stops scratching, sniffing
the air, cocking its head, sensing something. We hear a low
humming sounds. The dog looks up. We see a soft orange glow |
REHEARSAL DRAFT - These changes are August 14, 1985
Over BLACK, we HEAR the sounds of an old TAPE RECORDING.
Young VOICES are filtered amid a noticeable hum, hiss and
crackle. We HEAR giggling and then someone named Charlie
making vows of love to someone named Peggy Sue.
CHARLIE (0.S).
Hi this is Charlie and...
Come on, say your name.
PEGGY (O.S.)
Peggy Sue.
CHARLIE (O.S.)
And we're here on the couch...
PEGGY (0.S.) |
IN BLACK AND WHITE, A black 1930s Cadillac speeds down
the only visible road amidst endless plains of farmland.
The road curves sharply ahead - the car accelerates.
Ignoring the turn, the Caddy drives directly off the road
and through a massive field of emptiness.
The car abruptly stops in the middle of the vacant field.
GENERAL BRAT (58, a patch covers one of his eyes) and
AGENT BLACK SUIT |
o, yo, ho, it's a pirate's life
for me...
Suddenly a massive SHIP emerges from the grey, the Winged
Victory maidenhead looming. It's a British dreadnought,
the H.M.S. Dauntless. Formidable, frightening, twenty-five
gun ports on a side, and rail guns to boot.
EXT. H.M.S. DAUNTLESS - FORECASTLE - DAY
ELIZABETH SWANN, strawberry blond hair, stands at the bow
railing, gazing at the seas, still singing --
ELIZABETH
...drink up me hearties, |
[view looking straight down at rolling swells, sound of wind
and thunder, then a low heartbeat]
PORT ROYAL
[teacups on a table in the rain]
[sheet music on music stands in the rain]
[bouquet of white orchids, Elizabeth sitting in the rain holding
the bouquet]
[men rowing, men on horseback, to the sound of thunder] |
PER OFFICE
- DAY - FULL SHOT
General atmosphere, typical of a busy
newspaper office. Copy boys running
about, shirtsleeved reporters and rewrite
men pounding away on typewriters. Little
wire baskets containing cylinders of
copy whizzing back and forth, such as |
- Lewis Carroll "Through the looking glass"
FADE IN:
INT. HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM. DAY.
A college counselor stands at the Podium lecturing the high
school seniors about their future.
COLLEGE COUNSELOR
... For those of you going on to college
next year, the chance of finding a good
job will actually decrease by the time
you graduate. Entry level jobs will drop
from thirty-one to twenty-six percent,
and the median income for those jobs
will |
party is in progress.
A MAGICIAN is entertaining guests. Playing cards and coins
appear and disappear in his nimble hands.
INT. HOUSE STUDY - NIGHT
EDWARD HARRIS stands at the window, impassively looking down
at the party. Edward is a handsome, well groomed man of around
forty. He looks tired; the kind of fatigue that can't be cured
by a night's sleep.
EDWARD
(a murmur)
Left pocket.
And indeed, down below, the magician pulls the coin |
Benedek, Robert Garland and probably
Garry Marshall (the director of the film) himself. This original
script itself was adapted from Lawton's first script called «Three
Thousand», which was a much darker story about prostitution and
drugs.
BLACK SCREEN
In white letters on the black screen :
TOUCHST |
-----------------------------
FADE IN ON:
A VIDEO GAME ON A COMPUTER SCREEN
The game is in progress. As a sick coughing sound is heard.
CUT TO:
THIS KID
lying in bed, coughing. Pale, one sick cookie. Maybe he's
seven or eight or nine. He holds a remote in one hand,
presses it, and the video game moves a little bit. Then he's
hit by another spasm of coughing, puts the remote down.
His room is monochromatic, greys and blues, mil |
t-day London traffic.
INT. BANK VAULT - DAY
An iron gate opens, and two bank guards come in. One of
them switches on the lights. On the shelves which line
the walls are dusty strong-boxes, document cases, wrapped
packages, etc. The guards move along the shelves
searching for something.
WATSON'S VOICE
Somewhere in the vaults of a bank in
London is a tin dispatch box with my name
on it. It is not to be opened until |
ITH SIMILAR
GESTURES.
CAMERA PULLS BACK TO FULL SHOT. LEGEND ON FROSTED GLASS OF
BIALYSTOCK'S OFFICE DOOR READS:
MAX BIALYSTOCK - THEATRICAL PRODUCER
LITTLE OLD LADY BEGINS TO DESCEND STAIRWAY. SHE STOPS,
TURNS, BLOWS ANOTHER KISS AND ONCE MORE WAVES GOODBYE.
BIALYSTOCK GRACIOUSLY ANSWERS IN KIND.
BIALYSTOCK
Don't forget the checkee. Can't
produce playees without checkees.
LITTLE OLD LAD |
INT. MARGARET'S APARTMENT - EARLY MORNING
The sun peeks over the horizon. There's a stunning view of
Central Park from this apartment, but whoever lives here isn't
watching.
As we wander through expensive furniture, a steady THUMP, THUMP,
THUMP echoes through the apartment. Eventually, we see MARGARET
MILLS (37) running on a treadmill, watching "The O.C." on Tivo,
and reading a manuscript.
She sprints |
CUT TO:
INT. WAREHOUSE - EARLY MORNING
CAMERA (STEADICAM) holds on a man in a suit, sitting behind
a desk, on the phone: BARRY EGAN (Adam Sandler)
BARRY
...yes I'm still on hold...
OPERATOR
And what was this?
BARRY
I'm looking at your advertisement
for the airline promotion and
giveaway? |
h...
A WALL
With horizontal hatch lines.
VOICE OVER
...Call me Hi.
A disheveled young man in a gaily colored Hawaiian shirt is
launched into frame by someone offscreen.
He holds a printed paddle that reads "NO. 1468-6 NOV. 29
79."
The hatch marks on the wall behind him are apparently height
markers.
VOICE OVER
...The first time I met Ed was in
the county lock-up in Tempe,
Arizona...
FLASH
As his picture is taken.
CLOSEUP
On |
ll delta winged shuttle on it back. The bomber's wings slide back.
BOMBER PILOT (V.O./FILTERED)
Roger watchdog. Understand we are go for crossbow.
Suddenly a rocket engine on the back of the modified bomber fires thrusting the plane into steep climb.
INT. B-1 FLIGHT DECK-DAY
THE PLANE VIBRATES. The pilot and co-pilot are busy in their seats. Behind them sits a third pilot wearing a space suit. He gives them a thumbs-up signal, rises and crawls to the rear.
BOMBER PILOT
(into the m |
AY
It's raining lightly in the harbor and the
water around the moored boats looks dirty and
cold.
We PICK UP a sad excuse for a boat sitting in
an end slip.
It's a sea-gull-shitcovered, thirtyfoot cabin
cruiser that hasn't cruised in a long, long
time. A ratty looking unpainted plywood
addition has been nailed to the top of the
cabin. It's partially covered with a blue
plastic tarp.
SUPERIMPOS |