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I lost the keys to my rental car while at the gym. Took over 5 hours to find them. Was the greatest feeling when they were found.
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TIFU - I lost my rental car keys
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Congratulations TIFU- you are the hottest new reddit!
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I said all there is, though it was not just a finger slapping it, I literally punched it. Had to put ice bag on it for about 30 mins.
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Tifu, punched myself in the eye while trying to shoo a moth.
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Was there for a good two minutes.
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Was waiting for the light to turn green, only to realize that I was at a stop sign.
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Let's just say it was black as Nagasaki.
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TIFU and put easymac in the microwave without water.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhipx/tifu_and_put_easymac_in_the_microwave_without/
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Hey everyone, I am your new mod, and I'm getting ready to implement a couple of new rules. I would love your feedback in the comments. Here are the rules: 1. Every post must begin with "TIFU" (similar to TIL) 2. Only self-posts. Any more suggestions for rules are greatly appreciated. Also, we might get an FAQ going soon.
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New rules- trial period
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And i didn't realize till the next day.
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TIFU- I put my gallon of milk in the pantry and my cereal in the fridge.
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I poured my milk into the bowl before the cereal.
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Drove in to town today to run my car through the car wash. Figured while i was there i'd grab some lunch. When i got home, i reached over the cup holder, into the passenger seat and grabbed my food and my iPod. While doing this, looking at my delicious orange soda sitting in the cup holder. I hopped out of my car, food in one hand, iPod in the other, and walked inside. I sat down at my desk then it hit me like a brick, left my soda in my cup holder. I was looking right at it and didn't think "grab that too" It didn't hit me until i was inside sitting at my desk. Not as amusing a fuck up as others, but maybe someone could explain whats going on in the brain when this happens?
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TIFU: Forgot my drink
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Five or six years ago I pulled up to a red light late at night. The part of town was deserted and I was tired and looking forward to getting home. After being stopped for a while I wondered why I wasn't going anywhere having completely forgotten about the red light. I pulled out, turned left and went on my way to the protests of my passengers wondering what the hell I was doing. There's also this traffic light in Buffalo, NY I've gone through when it was red on two separate occasions. The light is hard to see, it just blends in with the buildings behind it because it was dark and rainy both times. Not living in Buffalo and not being that familiar with the area it took two times for my brain to be trained that there's a hard-as-fuck-to-see light to watch out for not long after I get off the highway.
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Forgot what a red light was for.
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...while pretending not to be high in front of my parents.
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TIFU - Made myself a nice cup of tea, placed teabag carefully in dishwasher, spoon in the bin...
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Got confused over email addresses and accidentally told a car seller I was going to buy his at 2x my budget, rather than the one I actually want, which now may have sold to someone else since the guy never heard from me.
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I made an especially lovely cup of tea when i decided to visit Reddit, and let the damn beverage go cold. Dammit Reddit!
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TIFU By letting a lovely cup of tea go cold.
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Pulled out onto main (but small) road, continue to accelerate without thinking, blow past 35mph camera at 53...
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh4g8/pulled_out_onto_main_but_small_road_continue_to/
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/r/tifu/comments/qh41q/got_a_jinormous_erection_in_the_worst_place/
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I fell asleep supine (on my back) on my friends gf's bed, with both of them in the room, wake up and I immediately feel this huge sleep boner. I open my eyes to see the damn thing and the two of them smirking at me. AWKWARD
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Got a jinormous erection in the WORST place!!
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh41q/got_a_jinormous_erection_in_the_worst_place/
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I came home with $100 worth of junk. And no box.
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TIFU and drove to Walmart for a cardboard box.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh3gc/tifu_and_drove_to_walmart_for_a_cardboard_box/
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a whole buncha shit i do. * pour cola into a bowl * cereal into a cup * put milk in cupboard, cereal in fridge * get fork with cereal, try to eat cereal with fork, realise my mistake * where are my shoes? i'm wearing them... * lose my iPod, give up hope, a week later find it under my pillow, the fuck? * wear shorts when it's really cold, i just don't think about the weather at all, people ask me if i'm crazy, i just use my norwegian heritage as an excuse to not look stupid as fuck. * what day is it? friday. oh... 2 hours later. what day is it? * bought a return ticket for the bus, walked home anyway. * panic 'cause i think i left my bag on the bus, it's in the hallway * go to the shop, what did i come here for? oh well, time to buy some cookies. get home, need to poop, no toilet paper, FUCK. always forget what i went down there for... * fall asleep watching porn, parents laugh at me, feels bad man. * i forgot to brush teeth and shower * turn off alarm in sleep, wake up late, fffuuuu I can't be the only one who does this shit regularly judging by this subreddit. :D
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nevermind TIFU, everyday I do something borderline retarded.
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/r/tifu/comments/qh2on/1000_feet_from_the_federal_building/
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Got a new 9mm and took it out to the range. With in 30 rounds it [stove piped](http://theshootersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Glock-19-Stovepipe.jpg) 3 times. At home cleaning the the pistol I noticed a build up of guncoat (bake on paint used to protect metal) on the barrel. I sanded the build up down and reassembled the pistol. I loaded up 2 clips and started cycling them through. Worked like a charm... But being a stiff spring new pistol and my hands unfamiliar with the double safety as I was cycling the second clip (to be sure it worked... science) the webbing of my thumb slid off the grip safety, the action caught and instead of the smooth sliding back I jerked the whole pistol up and onto my finger (which HAD been OUT of the trigger guard) as well as depressing the handle safety. Pistol does what it was designed to do and fires... Right through my pillow and mattress. I live 2 houses 1 road and a small grassy knoll from the federal building. Ears still ringing I break down the gun stash the pieces separately and wash my hands in the vein attempt of removing powder residue. 10 minutes pass. I hear through the ringing in my ears my upstairs neighbor leave his house, then knock on my door. I opened up and invited him in, offering a beer. After a few sentences I broach the subject. "So, you're probably wondering about the gunshot." He was, so I told him what happened. He tells me that he waited because he didn't want to be involved if there was an intruder, but wanted to know that I was ok. Guess neither he nor any one else made a call to the police... not sure if that is a good thing but it worked out for me Later:dug the bullet out of my bed (5/8^th plywood on top of futon frame stopped the hollow point) **Edit:** to day I fucked up.
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1000 feet from the federal building
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Getting in the elevator...
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh2b3/getting_in_the_elevator/
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Went to the gym before work, forget underwear, took 3 pairs of socks
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh28t/went_to_the_gym_before_work_forget_underwear_took/
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/r/tifu/comments/qh21b/i_freaked_at_my_own_reflection/
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I was stood at a rail looking at some clothes in a shop. I could see the aisle carry on to my left out of the corner of my eye, so when I'd finished looking, I turned to walk down it. I came face to face with a girl who looked exactly like me. In that moment, I realised I had been separated from my twin at birth...or some shit. I let out a noise like, "aaugh!" and put my hand to my mouth. That's when I realised the other girl had done the same, and was actually my reflection. I ran out of the shop and never went back.
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I freaked at my own reflection
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh21b/i_freaked_at_my_own_reflection/
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/r/tifu/comments/qh1wz/popped_the_top_off_a_newcastle_aledirectly_into/
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Tried to set the bottle down too fast. Broke the bottle. Glass fell to the floor. I wasn't wearing shoes. Cut my foot. I'm just sitting here, clutching my foot and waiting for the asteroid to bounce of my neighbor's car into my face...
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Popped the top off a Newcastle Ale...directly into my eye...there's more....
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh1wz/popped_the_top_off_a_newcastle_aledirectly_into/
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/r/tifu/comments/qh1uz/take_lid_of_yoghurt_throw_spoon_in_bin_by_accident/
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Take lid of yoghurt, throw spoon in bin by accident.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh1uz/take_lid_of_yoghurt_throw_spoon_in_bin_by_accident/
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/r/tifu/comments/qh1mj/tifu_i_went_to_buy_socks_when/
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I saw [this](http://s.shld.net/is/image/Sears/9990000044319911-1) package. I then proceeded to pick it up and sniff it. My friend calmly takes it away from me and says, 'it says *S-E-N-S-E* not _S-C-E-N-T-S_.'
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[TIFU] I went to buy socks when . . .
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh1mj/tifu_i_went_to_buy_socks_when/
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/r/tifu/comments/qh1bb/tifu_fell_asleep_on_the_bullet_train_got_locked/
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It didn't happen today, but I normally commute to downtown to meet up with a friend or two. That day though (maybe two weeks ago), I got so tired though that I fell asleep on the train. I woke up about an hour later after we had arrived at the final destination, and everyone had left. I got my stuff, walked down to the door, but lo and behold, it was locked. I tried pulling on door handles and hitting the emergency open button, but they didn't work. I started getting freaked out. I walked around the train trying to find a way out. I found a number first for "suspicious activity" but apparently it had been disconnected a while ago. I tried the emergency exit, but I'm so weak and feeble that I couldn't manage to pull the rubber off the window to get out. I, then tried calling my friend that I was meeting up with, but he had his cell phone off. I started hyperventilating because I started getting claustrophobic and eventually passed out 10 minutes later. Yeah, I woke up in a hospital **TL;DR: Fell asleep on a commute train to downtown, got locked inside, hyperventilated, and woke up in a hospital**
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TIFU - Fell asleep on the bullet train, got locked inside
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh1bb/tifu_fell_asleep_on_the_bullet_train_got_locked/
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/r/tifu/comments/qh16c/left_my_new_800_dollar_laptop_on_the_hood_of_my/
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It was a total loss. Only it's RAM lives on.
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Left my new 800 dollar laptop on the hood of my friend's car. Saw something fly past the sun roof and thought "What the fuck was that?!?!"
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh16c/left_my_new_800_dollar_laptop_on_the_hood_of_my/
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/r/tifu/comments/qh15r/suffocated_myself_with_my_hair/
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I came out of the pool with all of my hair in a sheet in front of my face to scare my brother. The resulting layer of wet hair formed a seal over my nose and mouth preventing breathing.
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Suffocated myself with my hair.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh15r/suffocated_myself_with_my_hair/
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/r/tifu/comments/qh0ys/tifu_when_i_opened_the_door_to_the_wrong_car_that/
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Not having a car I have a friend come pick me up from work sometimes. I work at the mall during after hours (10pm -3 am). A car comes down I open the door and sit in then hear a scream. Then I had to explain I thought they were my ride - same car same color and same dark tint so I couldn't see inside. Yeah, never felt like a creep as much as I did then...
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TIFU when I opened the door to the wrong car that was to pick me up.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh0ys/tifu_when_i_opened_the_door_to_the_wrong_car_that/
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/r/tifu/comments/qh0qb/tifu_soaped_by_eye/
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Used one of those soap dispensers in a public restroom with a *little* too much force and at an unfortunate angle. Soap squirted out, rebounced from my palm and hit me square in the eye. Hurt the whole day.
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TIFU: Soaped by eye
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh0qb/tifu_soaped_by_eye/
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/r/tifu/comments/qh029/tifu_i_blew_up_my_desktops_power_supply/
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Actually, last week. But as this sub didn't exist last week... A friend brought a broken laser pointer over. We thought it was the button. So I was going to test it. I couldn't find any batteries or wire, so I figured I'd just use one of the +12V rails on my power supply. Little did I know, I'd miss the laser pointer, connect the +12V to the -12V wires...and then my computer didn't turn on. Only cost $98 to fix over a $3 laser pointer...
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TIFU: I blew up my desktop's power supply
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qh029/tifu_i_blew_up_my_desktops_power_supply/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgzzo/tifu_jumped_into_the_swimming_pool_while_still/
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TIFU - Jumped into the swimming pool while still wearing my sunglasses
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgzzo/tifu_jumped_into_the_swimming_pool_while_still/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgzww/tifu_together_with_a_1000_other_souls_by/
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TIFU together with a 1000 other souls, by subscribing to this subred.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgzww/tifu_together_with_a_1000_other_souls_by/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgzqd/tifu_only_shaved_one_leg/
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When I need to rid myself of that awful body hair, I tend to start at one ankle and work my way up and around... Got caught up making the hoo-ha area extra nice, then moved on to other parts... Got out to lotion up and right leg and arm were NOTICEABLY hairier! Dafuq, Brain?!?!
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tifu Only shaved one leg...
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgzqd/tifu_only_shaved_one_leg/
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KlumzyNinja
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/r/tifu/comments/qgzfu/how_many_of_us_are_from_rtrees/
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How many of us are from r/trees?
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgzfu/how_many_of_us_are_from_rtrees/
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thisisaninch
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/r/tifu/comments/qgz9k/a_couple_days_ago_i_fud_by_flipping_my_hair_at/
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I still have a giant goose egg and a bruise, right in the middle of my forehead, to remind me how much of an idiot I was. :(
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A couple days ago I FU'd by flipping my hair at high velocity and smoking myself in the forehead with a mop handle.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgz9k/a_couple_days_ago_i_fud_by_flipping_my_hair_at/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgz2k/tifu_i_transported_my_pc_to_a_friends_house_an/
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Didn't have anything to prop the monitor up with so I couldn't use it.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU: I transported my PC to a friends house an hour away for a LAN party, only to forget my monitor's base.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgz2k/tifu_i_transported_my_pc_to_a_friends_house_an/
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1330847722
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/r/tifu/comments/qgyzv/laundry_bin_mixup/
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My Laundry Bin is in my washroom next to the toilet. One night, I walked in, threw my socks in the toilet and took a piss in the laundry bin.
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t5_2to41
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Laundry Bin Mixup
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgyzv/laundry_bin_mixup/
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kinda_alone
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1330847563
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moderator
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/r/tifu/comments/qgyxn/introducing_our_first_new_mod/
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Hey everyone, thanks for the overwhelming support. Since I am new to this mod thing, I am going to need help. Canipaybycheck has kindly offered to help out. He has a lot of experience being a mod of several large subreddits. I will also being looking for a couple more mods possibly over the next few days depending on how fast this grows. If you are interested, let me know.
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Introducing our first new mod
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgyxn/introducing_our_first_new_mod/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgyvy/tifu_by_waking_up_in_the_sombody_eleses_apartment/
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TIFU by waking up in the sombody eleses apartment.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgyvy/tifu_by_waking_up_in_the_sombody_eleses_apartment/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgyhk/tifu_in_minecraft_i_was_mapping_out_the_section_i/
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Apparently Q is throw, which is right next to W (Go forward). I threw the map into the middle of a massive lake. Took a second to register, then, "FUCK!". I quickly dove in after it...
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TIFU in minecraft, I was mapping out the section I was in.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgyhk/tifu_in_minecraft_i_was_mapping_out_the_section_i/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgye8/too_much_wow/
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Was sitting on my computer talking to my cousin over Ventrilo. We were both fishing in World of Warcraft and he keeps saying, "My gums gross, my gums gross." Finally after hearing it about 5 times I tell him to just spit it into the water. He proceeds to do so and starts laughing hysterically over Ventrilo. It took me a second before I realized we were both complete morons.
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Too much WoW
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgye8/too_much_wow/
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TimePanda
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/r/tifu/comments/qgy6m/i_stopped_at_a_green_light_today/
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After coming to a complete stop, the wife says "uhh, it's green..."
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I stopped at a green light today
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgy6m/i_stopped_at_a_green_light_today/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgy3d/i_went_camping_alone_and_immediately_locked/
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I arrived at my camping spot and had to take a dump. Coming from a city, I locked up the car as I left, thinking of burglars. In the process of attending nature's business I realized I had somehow left my keys in the car. All I had was my clothes. Luckily I had learned how to jack my own car from a few months before, the first time I locked myself out. The AAA guy showed me the process of prying open the window and pulling open the lock. I used small sticks to hold the window open, and a longer stick (like 2-3 feet) to pull the locking mechanism open. Eureka!
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I went camping alone and immediately locked myself out of my car when I got there.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgy3d/i_went_camping_alone_and_immediately_locked/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgxy7/tifu_girl_asked_me_back_to_her_place_said_sorry/
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And now i'm on reddit
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TIFU. girl asked me back to her place, said sorry I'm going to bed.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgxy7/tifu_girl_asked_me_back_to_her_place_said_sorry/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgxa5/lost_fifty_bucks_in_a_portapotty/
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When I was in middle school I was attending some local music festival and had to go. In the excitement of being Out In Public At A Music Thing I forgot that my wallet was a poor fit in my pocket. I heard a 'plop' when I got up and thought it might've been the noise outside. Came out and didn't realize for a second, but the damn thing had fallen in. I had a solid 50 from birthday money in that bastard. TIFU.
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t5_2to41
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Lost fifty bucks in a port-a-potty
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgxa5/lost_fifty_bucks_in_a_portapotty/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgx50/ran_into_a_door_but_it_gets_better/
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Today I was walking into my dorm building and noticed this one particular girls butt was pretty much hanging out of her sweatpants. Whilst starting at said butt someone was holding the door open for me, of course I didn't notice this and ran straight into the door...
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Ran into a door, but it gets better...
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgx50/ran_into_a_door_but_it_gets_better/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgx27/tifu_took_a_shower_public_university_bathroom_12/
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TIFU: Took a shower, public university bathroom 12 doors down, forgot my towel.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgx27/tifu_took_a_shower_public_university_bathroom_12/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgx0g/tifu_my_roommates_sexskype_with_his_girlfriend/
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His girlfriend thought they were alone, i promised my roomate i wouldn't make a noise. (I was playing skyrim in my room) I thought it would have been a silent one...
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TIFU my roommate's sex-skype with his girlfriend, because I farted too loud.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgx0g/tifu_my_roommates_sexskype_with_his_girlfriend/
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WheelOfFish
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1330843066
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/r/tifu/comments/qgwwv/thats_not_my_alarm_clock_thats_a_fire_alarm/
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Way back when I was a freshman in college I was awakened by a shrieking noise. I sat bolt upright in my bed and began smashing my alarm clock with great intent. My roommate eventually sat up and basically started yelling at and cheering me on as I continued to assault my alarm clock for making the most unpleasant noise. It took us a good thirty seconds to a minute of this to realize that it was not my alarm clock going off. We eventually saw the alarm lights from the dorm hallway flashing under the bottom of our door (they have strobes for the many deaf students at the university I went to). In our 4AM stupor we eventually acquitted the alarm clock of all wrongdoing and went outside to wait for the building to stop shrieking and blinking so we could go back in and go back to sleep. Side story that reminds me of: There was also the one time one of my friends had to come outside during an alarm while she was showering. She was wearing nothing but towels. In the middle of the winter. She was feeling a tad cold.
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t5_2to41
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That's not my alarm clock, that's a fire alarm.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgwwv/thats_not_my_alarm_clock_thats_a_fire_alarm/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgwri/tifu_frozen_pizza/
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Was hungry put a frozen pizza in the oven without taking it out of the shrink wrap didn't realize till it was too late.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU frozen pizza
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgwri/tifu_frozen_pizza/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgwij/tifu_mixed_up_garbage_disposal_with_my_plate/
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This morning I made scrambled eggs, bacon and sausage. I took the pan off the burner and dumped it's contents right into the sink. Ended up having a smoothie and toast for breakfast. While making said smoothie I pured in grapefruit juice instead of OJ and my smoothie tasted like shit.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU - Mixed up garbage disposal with my plate.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgwij/tifu_mixed_up_garbage_disposal_with_my_plate/
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WheelOfFish
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/r/tifu/comments/qgwah/flushed_some_batteries/
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Back when I was a kid I had taken some dead batteries out of something, probably AAs, and proceeded to toss them in the toilet for no really good reason. I looked at them as I pondered my next move: I flushed them away.
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t5_2to41
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Flushed some batteries
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgwah/flushed_some_batteries/
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WhydidImakethisAcc
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1330841156
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/r/tifu/comments/qgvx5/tifu_mom_asked_me_to_take_out_the_trash_put_it_in/
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I used to wake up at 6 to go to my middle school and when she told me to take out the trash, I mindlessly did. Usually I put my backpack in the back of her car by opening the trunk and throwing it in there. When she got back for work she told me her car smelled like shit when she was driving around and then laughed at me for putting it in her car. I fucked up.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU - Mom asked me to take out the trash, put it in her car.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgvx5/tifu_mom_asked_me_to_take_out_the_trash_put_it_in/
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zimmer199
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1330841110
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/r/tifu/comments/qgvwb/last_year_i_forgot_my_new_briefcase/
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My boss left a briefcase in the breakroom at the office, and after it was sitting there for a week I learned she was giving it to me. It's leather, older style. I was taking it home, when I put it down to wait at the bus stop. The next day, I was wondering where I put it. My boss called me in and asked about it. Apparently I'd left it at the bus stop, the police found it, and it had her name on it still. I had to go to the police to pick it up. I got lots of stares.
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Last year, I forgot my new briefcase
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgvwb/last_year_i_forgot_my_new_briefcase/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgvmv/tifu_and_rolled_down_my_driver_side_window_before/
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Water everywhere.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU and rolled down my driver side window before using the window washer.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgvmv/tifu_and_rolled_down_my_driver_side_window_before/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgvky/tifu_pissed_on_the_christmas_presents/
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Wasn't today, but happened a few years ago at my grandma's house. I was sleeping on Christmas eve, and I slept walked to the place where the toilet would be at my house, which conveniently was where all the Christmas tree and presents had been placed... I walked back to bed and only found out when my mum told me she had been up reading late and watched the entire thing, including me mumbling something about The Terminator. She then spent the rest of the night wiping piss off the wrapping paper.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU pissed on the Christmas presents
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgvky/tifu_pissed_on_the_christmas_presents/
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orv
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/r/tifu/comments/qgv93/put_my_poop_in_the_wrong_earlobe/
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t5_2to41
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Put my poop in the wrong earlobe.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgv93/put_my_poop_in_the_wrong_earlobe/
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/r/tifu/comments/qgv1i/tifu_looking_for_my_phone_it_was_in_my_hand/
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Stupidity on a whole new level. Forgetfulness and not understanding the signals my hand was sending me.
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TIFU, Looking for my phone. It was in my hand.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgv1i/tifu_looking_for_my_phone_it_was_in_my_hand/
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boronosaurus
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/r/tifu/comments/qgus1/after_vacation_pissed_in_a_trash_can/
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After a 9 hour drive back, home I was exhausted and muscle memory told me where the bathroom was-- in the hotel. Unfortunately, at my house this was in my kitchen pantry where i thus pissed into the trash can which I thought was the toilet. TIFU
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t5_2to41
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After vacation, pissed in a trash can
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgus1/after_vacation_pissed_in_a_trash_can/
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_anelram
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1330838937
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/r/tifu/comments/qgum4/tifu_by_turning_the_blender_on_without_the_lid/
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I decided to bake sugar cookies with crumbled up peppermints on top. I could not find the food processor or coffee grinder to chop up the mints so I decided to use a blender. As soon as I hit ON, peppermint chunks and dust everywhere. I totally forgot to put the lid on. It would not have been so bad if I had not just spent a good chunk of the afternoon deep-cleaning the kitchen. Needless to say, I had to clean again. I am just glad I was not making salsa or anything else that would have made an even bigger mess. Oh, and I was able to salvage some mints but then I burned the cookies...
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t5_2to41
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TIFU by turning the blender on without the lid
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgum4/tifu_by_turning_the_blender_on_without_the_lid/
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Nosrep
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1330838793
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qguiq
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/r/tifu/comments/qguiq/today_i_took_a_shower_and_uncharacteristically/
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t5_2to41
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Today I took a shower and uncharacteristically grabbed my body wash before my shampoo. I didn't realize my mistake until i had started massaging it through my hair.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qguiq/today_i_took_a_shower_and_uncharacteristically/
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qgu61
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/r/tifu/comments/qgu61/tifu_pissed_on_toilet_without_lifting_up_seat_or/
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34
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**NASTY AS ALL HELL TO CLEAN UP.**
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t5_2to41
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TIFU - Pissed on toilet without lifting up seat or lid.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgu61/tifu_pissed_on_toilet_without_lifting_up_seat_or/
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OttoBSleeping
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1330837715
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qgtvr
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{}
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21
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/r/tifu/comments/qgtvr/drove_to_workforgot_and_took_bus_home/
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Parked in a paid lot too, so I had to pay for two days. grrrr.
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t5_2to41
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Drove to work...forgot and took bus home.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgtvr/drove_to_workforgot_and_took_bus_home/
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qgtq7/tifu_by_napping_on_the_toilet_slipping_and/
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1
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t5_2to41
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TIFU by napping on the toilet, slipping and landing face first in the toilet bowl.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgtq7/tifu_by_napping_on_the_toilet_slipping_and/
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fartonme
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1330837406
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24
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/r/tifu/comments/qgtp4/last_semester_i_was_in_my_dorm_and_i_decided_to/
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Microwave filled with noxious smoke. Room soon followed. Opened the door and it spilled out into the hallway and set off the fire alarm. Evacuated an entire dorm-full of pissed off freshmen. Everything belonging to me, my roommate, and my two suitemates smelled of smoke for weeks. Microwave still in use but the inside looks like a warzone.
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Last semester I was in my dorm and I decided to make cup noodles. Forgot to add water.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qgtp4/last_semester_i_was_in_my_dorm_and_i_decided_to/
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qgtmu
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/r/tifu/comments/qgtmu/tifu_masturbating_while_no_one_home_fell_asleep/
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Also, my dick was still out.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU: masturbating while no one home, fell asleep, woke up with cat on my lap and my mom had been home for 2 hours.
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And I have to work all day tomorrow. I'm only on reddit because I'm on the shitter right now. Don't judge.
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TIFU by waiting until the last day to do my annotated bibliography.
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Not really today, but still a massive fuck up. I thought my cars engine died on me at a busy junction when I was hungover - I was trying to drive to work. I sat there for 5 minutes or so with my hazard lights on panicing. Then I realised I'd just stalled the car and had no idea... TIFU
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TIFU car "broke" down at a junction
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The firemen just laughed at me, as did my team mates.
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TIFU Decided to solder a large wire at school... Right under the smoke detector. Good thing it was a weekend...
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My last clear memory was getting 3 shots and taking them. I don't really know what it was at this point at all. Black out. Next clear memory is getting home, and stumbling quickly into my bathroom. I proceeded to hurl the most offensive hurl of my life into the toilet. Half way through this hurl I was going to say something to my girlfriend and turned my head... while still hurling. Finished hurling, looked at it, told girlfriend "I thhiin I puked on tha flour" and went to bed.
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Last night I drank too much
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Wasn't today, but I remember doing this
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Unrolled tootsie roll, put wrapper in my mouth and threw the tootsie roll away
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A few days ago i had to work pretty early. So i decided to make sure I had everything ready to go the night before I went to work so that I wouldn't have to wake up earlier that I needed. I made breakfast and lunch the night before for easy heating and eating. Laid out my clothes for the next day, and made sure to set my alarm for when I wanted to get up and leave to catch the bus. The next morning, I woke up from my alarm and sat in bed for a few minutes trying to wake up. I decided on 10 more minutes of sleep. Which turned into an extra 90 minutes of sleep. If I had known about this subreddit then. I would have said to my self **TIFU**
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What was the point of setting the alarm?
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A few weeks ago I was at the drive-in movie theater with my girlfriend. She had one of those huge plastic cups full of coke. Half way done with it she handed it to me to throw away. Went to throw it out the window (such a litterbug). Window was rolled up; Coke everywhere.
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At the drive in...
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TIFU when I put the cereal in the refrigerator and the milk in the cabinet. What's going on, fellows?
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I work as a police officer, and I was working security at a large multi school function today. Approximately 3000 people from surrounding schools were in attendance for multiple activities. ate lunch, needless to say epic dump proceeded to commence after. As a uniformed officer, shitting is complicated, involving removing all gear and duty belt. in the public bathroom I'm removing my gear and sat my firearm on the shit tickets dispenser, do my business and proceed to reassemble my outfit when my supervisor called me to the far back parking lot, so I hastily gear up and head that way. Halfway across the large parking lot I felt my stomach clench as I reached to adjust my holster...AND THERE WAS NO FUCKING GUN IN IT! I had left my loaded weapon in a public bathroom surrounded by thousands of students. Long story short I sprinted back to the bathroom and by the grace of some deity I dont believe In my gun was still there. That could have been the most monumental fuck up in the history of the department, the end of my career, and personally I am completely ashamed at my lack of focus and firearm safety....but all I can say is today I fucked up.
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-Tifu, almost potential lock down of school with 3000 people visiting.
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Last week I thought I had locked myself in my car, and spent a good fifteen minutes freaking out, only to remember that one can fairly easily unlock car doors from the inside
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Pumped a shitload of handsoap onto my toothbrush and started to brush my teeth with it. Soap does not taste good.
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I woke up spooning with my friends brother.
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I jsut came here from [/r/all](/r/all) . . . what it this place for?
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What is tifu?
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A few weeks ago, I packed my work uniform, lunch, keys and wallet into my backpack and placed it by the door. I then fetched my bike, pushed it straight past my bag to outside and pulled the door shut. That was not a fun shift
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As I approached my car with my mother-in-law, I rummaged through my purse trying to find my keys. By the time I reached my vehicle I was halfway to a panic attack, thinking I had lost them. I was stopped in front of my driver's side door when I realized the soft purring I was hearing was the sound of my engine. I quickly got in, and just sat there hoping my mother-in-law didn't realize I had practically handed my car over to anyone who might want it.
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Today I left my car running and unattended while I went grocery shopping.
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I've made a huge mistake....
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First of all, welcome everyone. I would appreciate it if you would spread the word about this so we can get this community to grow. Since I am new to this moderating thing, if you have any tips or advice please message me. **Edit** Over 300 subscribers in a little over an hour. Im thrilled guys. **Edit2** Over 600 subscribers now, so it looks like this subreddit may make it. What are some rules that you all would like to see in the future? **Edit3** Over 1600 subscribers within the first day. It seems like there has been a general consensus that this subreddit should be self-posts only and that all posts should begin TIFU. These are going to be the first two rules we are going to be implementing. Thanks again everyone for the support. Keep the suggestions coming.
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Welcome everyone.
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Just got in the fucking shower with my socks on (x/post from ask reddit)
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After a relative of mine made a carpet bombing of the toliet I had to go take a shower. Upon entering the bathroom I noticed instantly the aftermath of said air strike as the smell quickly penetrated my nostrils. I checked to make sure it was at least clean then proceeded to ignore the reeking smell after an all clear. I usually throw my towel over the toilet so I can sit on it, so as normal I placed it over the top of the closed lid. After a nice long shower I picked up the towel and started drying myself only to notice a good 5 minutes later after putting on all my clothes that the towel reeked of a terrible ass-funk it had absorbed from the stinch of the resently nuked toilet. I threw it off as fast as I could but the damage was already done. So I had to take another shower with my head hung low in self shame.
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TIFU made myself smell like ass-funk immediately after a shower.
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I think the title says it all. I'll just be outside in the rain behind the rhododendron bush with a roll of mountain money for a bit...*sigh*
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TIFU by replacing a leaky toilet fill valve. Now the old tank seal is leaking everywhere, I had to turn the water off and I HAVE TO POOP!
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I accidentally said that their returned product would be "shitting on the self" rather than sitting on the shelf. I don't think anyone else heard, but I turned bright red and I still feel really badly about it. I hate my brain. Blah.
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TIFU when I cursed at a customer.
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My car is currently out of action for the week so I've had to make other arrangements. I work over a half hours drive away from home and got a lift in as the first bus would have led to me being late so I didn't realise I had left my wallet at home until after I had gotten to work. Luckily I managed to borrow the bus fare home but I felt like such an idiot for most of the day.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU I realised that I'd left my wallet at home and didn't have any money for the bus home
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qj13d/tifu_i_realised_that_id_left_my_wallet_at_home/
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ceruleanshark
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None
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1330977937
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self.tifu
False
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False
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qizw9
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True
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None
{}
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t3_qizw9
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0
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qizw9/tifu_i_was_going_to_toss_my_socks_in_the_laundry/
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13
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Found them the next day, pretty gross.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU, I was going to toss my socks in the laundry, instead, I tossed them in the toilet.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qizw9/tifu_i_was_going_to_toss_my_socks_in_the_laundry/
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Spiderdan
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None
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1330966099
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None
self.tifu
False
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False
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qiq93
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True
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None
{}
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t3_qiq93
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7
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qiq93/the_difu_leaving_campus_for_spring_break_and_lock/
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Locked my keys in the trunk. Spent an hour and a half waiting for AAA. Finally got keys. So ready to go home. Get in. Drive. Get home an hour and a half later. [My face when my parents ask me where my computer is](http://www.myfacewhen.com/203/).
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t5_2to41
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The DIFU: Leaving campus for spring break and lock myself out of my car. When I finally get in, I drive 70+ miles home before I realize my I left my computer sitting in the parking lot.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qiq93/the_difu_leaving_campus_for_spring_break_and_lock/
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mcd_sweet_tea
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None
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1330958373
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self.tifu
False
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False
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qil19
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True
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None
{}
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t3_qil19
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1
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qil19/tifu_i_left_my_keys_in_my_work_boots_after/
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9
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After searching all weekend for my keys, I found them after waiting for one of my co-workers to let me in the building. When I went to put on my boots, they stuck me when I put my foot in them. I wear shoes when I drive home, but don't know how I managed to throw them in my boots.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU: I left my keys in my work boots after searching the whole weekend for them.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qil19/tifu_i_left_my_keys_in_my_work_boots_after/
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Magrias
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None
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1330957946
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None
self.tifu
False
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False
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qikt5
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True
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None
{}
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t3_qikt5
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2
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qikt5/tifu_when_i_didnt_notice_a_set_of_lights/
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3
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I was once driving along and there was a line of cars waiting to turn right at an intersection. There was also another car in the left lane not moving, and I was confused. As I approached the intersection I looked right to check no cars were coming and continued along. Suddenly I realised there was a red light, and I was lucky enough not to be swiped by any cars coming through from the right where they had a green light.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU when I didn't notice a set of lights
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qikt5/tifu_when_i_didnt_notice_a_set_of_lights/
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whothefucksaidthat
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None
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1330956967
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None
self.tifu
False
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False
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qikas
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True
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None
{}
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t3_qikas
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0
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qikas/tifu_didnt_realize_until_it_was_too_late_that_i/
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10
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The first drink of coffee was very disgusting.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU: Didn't realize until it was too late that I accidentally grabbed the buttermilk instead of the half and half.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qikas/tifu_didnt_realize_until_it_was_too_late_that_i/
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bathedinsanely
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None
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1330954198
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None
self.tifu
False
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False
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qiixm
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True
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None
{}
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t3_qiixm
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6
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qiixm/tifu_tried_to_cough_discreetly_into_my_shoulder/
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My friend was telling me a story, and I felt a little tickle in my throat. I knew I needed to cough, but I didn't want to interrupt her, so I thought I'd pull my shirt up and cough into my shoulder. This stream of thought came to me very quickly, before I realized that I was wearing a fairly low-cut dress, so I ended up jerking my head down, which surprised me, turning my gentle cough into a hefty phegm-laced bark. My friend stopped talking and looked at me, horrified. I apologized for the noise, but she shook her head. I looked down, and saw that I had spit all down the front of my dress, sticking it to my chest from the inside. Then I got up and walked home, because fuck that shit.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU. Tried to cough discreetly into my shoulder, ended up horking a massive loogie down the front of my dress.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qiixm/tifu_tried_to_cough_discreetly_into_my_shoulder/
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kinda_alone
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1330924343
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moderator
self.tifu
True
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False
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qi64k
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True
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None
{}
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t3_qi64k
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13
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qi64k/tifu_needs_a_logo/
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First of all, thank you everyone for the successful first day. Second, as the title may imply, we need a logo. If anyone has any ideas or entries, please submit them. Please up vote this self post for which I get no karma so that others may see it. Also, if any of you guys could actually design one that would be awesome considering how I am perhaps the least artistic person on earth.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU needs a logo
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qi64k/tifu_needs_a_logo/
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warboy
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None
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1330922226
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None
self.tifu
False
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False
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qi4lr
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True
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None
{}
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t3_qi4lr
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3
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qi4lr/ifu_awhile_ago_and_totalled_my_car_in_my/
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15
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Let me set the scene for you. My girlfriend and I both live out in the country. She practically doesn't have any neighbors because she is so far away from the road. So we both go to the same college and at the time both commuted together. It was a fine system until the perfect storm arrived. Cue me being a normal irresponsible dumbass. I was running late as usual and didn't bother calling beforehand to tell her that. It was soon after I leave I quickly realize I have forgotten my cell phone and that if she wanted to call me or if I wanted to call her it was a mute point now. I finally get to her driveway like 10 minutes late. Now her driveway is long and about as straight as Neil Patrick Harris and I think her family has strategically placed obstacles restricting sight around the corners. Here's me running 10 minutes late putting what Grand Turismo taught me to the test. Take the first corner way far inside like a bauss and at just the right time there's my girlfriend derping down her drive on her actual side of the driveway. The same side I'm on. I didn't have anywhere I could go on account to the old rusty shed that was the fucker blocking my view and I cite that fact to her on a regular basis. She tried to swerve though and I basically ended up hitting one of her headlights with my radiator. Let me tell you, the crumple cars on my car worked fucking awesome. All in all, my car was totalled for good and her car needed a new headlight, bumper, and a fluid reservoir. That was about $600. And that's how I totalled my car in a fucking driveway.
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t5_2to41
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IFU awhile ago and totalled my car in my girlfriends driveway by hitting her car
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qi4lr/ifu_awhile_ago_and_totalled_my_car_in_my/
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reppit
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1330916966
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self.tifu
False
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False
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qi0pr
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True
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None
{}
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t3_qi0pr
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4
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qi0pr/tifu_was_leaving_work_put_my_topcoat_on_my_hand/
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44
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I have a bruise on my face.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU: Was leaving work, put my topcoat on, my hand slipped on the silk lining and I punched myself in the face.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qi0pr/tifu_was_leaving_work_put_my_topcoat_on_my_hand/
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jimaug87
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1330913070
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None
self.tifu
False
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False
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qhxtl
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null
True
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None
{}
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t3_qhxtl
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3
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qhxtl/ifuo_stabbed_myself/
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5
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I'm slicing an apple with a nice, sharp knife , and I miss the apple. I felt the knife plunge into something, and a little pinch/burn near my wrist. I look down (yes, this happened because i wasn't paying attention), and see the handle up against my hand. Full 3" of blade running from the side of my hand into my wrist. Young invincible me pulls the knife out, gets the bleeding to stop, and gets away with it. Mom found out because I couldn't clean up all the blood, but it was just a "slice". I'm lucky to have full use of my hand and not to have hit a main line in my hand/wrist. The, "oh shit" moment was seeing that handle just standing straight up from my hand.
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t5_2to41
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IFUO stabbed myself
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhxtl/ifuo_stabbed_myself/
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[deleted]
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1330912265
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self.tifu
False
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False
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qhx5y
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null
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True
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None
{}
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t3_qhx5y
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5
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qhx5y/tifu_i_made_my_dog_pee_in_the_house/
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6
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Every night before my family goes to sleep, we have to let the dog out to pee for the night. Well, one night I was coming home late and it fell to me as the last person up to let him out. It was late, and I forgot. I woke up to my mom's outraged scream as she discovered the brand-new wet spot on her $5,000 rug. Apparently he woke her up with his violent shivering (sometimes he sleeps in my parents' bed) from having to go so bad and she rushed downstairs to let him out. She didn't make it. Needless to say, she made sure to make me feel like shit about it. What was probably the worst part was that my dog looked like he had just been kicked after he did it; he thought it was completely his fault.
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t5_2to41
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TIFU - I made my dog pee in the house
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhx5y/tifu_i_made_my_dog_pee_in_the_house/
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[deleted]
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1330908574
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self.tifu
False
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False
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qhuf0
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True
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None
{}
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t3_qhuf0
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21
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False
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/r/tifu/comments/qhuf0/i_went_to_smack_my_dog_on_the_butt_he_moved_and/
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181
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t5_2to41
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I went to smack my dog on the butt, he moved and my finger went right in his pooper.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qhuf0/i_went_to_smack_my_dog_on_the_butt_he_moved_and/
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Dataset Card for "REDDIT_submissions"

Dataset Summary

Submissions of 50 high-quality subreddits, extracted from the REDDIT PushShift data dumps (from 2006 to Jan 2023).

Supported Tasks

These submissions can be used for text generation and language modeling, as well as dialogue modeling.

Dataset Structure

Data Splits

Each split corresponds to a specific subreddit in the following list: "tifu", "explainlikeimfive", "WritingPrompts", "changemyview", "LifeProTips", "todayilearned", "science", "askscience", "ifyoulikeblank", "Foodforthought", "IWantToLearn", "bestof", "IAmA", "socialskills", "relationship_advice", "philosophy", "YouShouldKnow", "history", "books", "Showerthoughts", "personalfinance", "buildapc", "EatCheapAndHealthy", "boardgames", "malefashionadvice", "femalefashionadvice", "scifi", "Fantasy", "Games", "bodyweightfitness", "SkincareAddiction", "podcasts", "suggestmeabook", "AskHistorians", "gaming", "DIY", "mildlyinteresting", "sports", "space", "gadgets", "Documentaries", "GetMotivated", "UpliftingNews", "technology", "Fitness", "travel", "lifehacks", "Damnthatsinteresting", "gardening", "programming"

Dataset Creation

Curation Rationale

All the information fields have been cast to string, as their format change through time from one dump to the following. A reduced number of keys have been kept: "allow_live_comments", "archived", "author", "author_fullname", "banned_by", "category", "content_categories", "contest_mode", "created_utc", "discussion_type", "distinguished", "domain", "edited", "gilded", "hidden", "hide_score", "id", "is_created_from_ads_ui", "is_crosspostable", "is_meta", "is_original_content", "is_reddit_media_domain", "is_robot_indexable", "is_self", "is_video", "locked", "media", "media_embed", "media_only", "name", "no_follow", "num_comments", "num_crossposts", "over_18", "parent_whitelist_status", "permalink", "pinned", "post_hint", "pwls", "quarantine", "removed_by", "removed_by_category", "retrieved_on", "score", "secure_media", "secure_media_embed", "selftext", "send_replies", "spoiler", "stickied", "subreddit", "subreddit_id", "subreddit_name_prefixed", "subreddit_subscribers", "subreddit_type", "suggested_sort", "title", "top_awarded_type", "total_awards_received", "treatment_tags", "upvote_ratio", "url", "url_overridden_by_dest", "view_count", "whitelist_status", "wls".

Source Data

The Reddit PushShift data dumps are part of a data collection effort which crawls Reddit at regular intervals, to extract and keep all its data.

Initial Data Collection and Normalization

See the paper.

Who are the source language producers?

Redditors are mostly young (65% below 30), male (70%), and American (50% of the site).

Personal and Sensitive Information

The data contains Redditor's usernames associated to their content.

Considerations for Using the Data

This dataset should be anonymized before any processing. Though the subreddits selected are considered as being of higher quality, they can still reflect what you can find on the internet in terms of expressions of biases and toxicity.

Contributions

Thanks to @clefourrier for adding this dataset.

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