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audio/001.wav|I'm not afraid of some high school kids. Watch this.
audio/002.wav|Oh my gosh, I can't walk here? Oh look, it's a miracle! I'm walking!
audio/003.wav|But you said I couldn't, but I'm doing it.
audio/004.wav|Oh, listen to the hum of my butt.
audio/005.wav|See you later!
audio/006.wav|Oh, already having it!
audio/007.wav|Those guys, they're just little acne-covered kitten.
audio/008.wav|Guess not, I'm not so good with history.
audio/009.wav|Well, I'm taking a course in the future. You know what happens in the future? We walk right past you.
audio/010.wav|With four years, I can ignore you twice as hard. What, what? What, what?
audio/011.wav|What just fricking happened?!
audio/012.wav|Ha! I know right!
audio/013.wav|Too long!
audio/014.wav|How happy I am? Mom, up high.
audio/015.wav|You got it, bro!
audio/017.wav|Ha-ha-ha! Invisible?! Where do you come up with this stuff? Your mind is so beautiful!
audio/018.wav|Yeah, take it in!
audio/019.wav|Oh, yeah, tell me about it, Mr. Frond. I am processing up a storm, but I can really use a processing partner.
audio/020.wav|Great idea! Your office, five minutes.
audio/021.wav|I'm out of here. I'm gonna wait for that punk at the steps and get my ears back.
audio/022.wav|No, you guys go home and lie to mom and dad.
audio/023-079-080-101-126-129-146-183-246-274-288.wav|What? Stop it. Hey! Yeah! What? Stop. Boo! What? Terrible. What? Yup.
audio/024.wav|Yeah, real warm.
audio/025.wav|Hello, I see you're wearing my ears. Oh, they're off-center a smidge. Let me just...
audio/026.wav|Fine. We're all young professionals here. I'm Louise, by the way. I-I don't think I got your name.
audio/027.wav|Logan, what's this in my pocket? Oh, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine dollars for the hat.
audio/028.wav|You go to plan-school?!
audio/029.wav|Why don't you?
audio/030.wav|So, where are we going? My calendar is wide open.
audio/031.wav|No, we're home now. Until I get those ears back, wherever you go, I go.
audio/032.wav|Going to school, Logan? I'll join you.
audio/033.wav|What do you do? You go to your locker before you go to class, or you go to class. Gotta pee? What's the routine here?
audio/034.wav|Well, you think I won't go in there? I'm not giving up, Logan. I will wear you down.
audio/035.wav|Let the record show that I tried to reason with you, Logan! Now I have to go nuclear!
audio/036.wav|I hope I'm not interrupting dinner ma'am. But your son, he stole something of mine.
audio/037.wav|I didn't want to tattle, but you left me no choice.
audio/038.wav|Bull, you threw them away.
audio/039.wav|Where did you throw them away?
audio/040.wav|Which one, Logan? It's a chain!
audio/041.wav|No!
audio/042.wav|It's pink with ears!
audio/043.wav|How thoughtful of you all, but I don't need a hat to complete me. I'm all I need. Just me.
audio/044.wav|Good night, Linda. Thank you for thinking about me.
audio/045.wav|Ha! Ha! Ha! Question. How's your hearing?
audio/046.wav|Well, then I guess you can hear that.
audio/047.wav|Thank you! Hell has no fury! Did you hear that part about...
audio/048_01.wav|Good. 'Cause the rest of it is, hell half no fury like I do, Logan!
audio/048_02.wav|You took my ears and threw them away and now these guys are going to take your ears and throw them away.
audio/049.wav|My-my ears!
audio/050.wav|Don't ever mess with us again, Logan. Now get the hell out of here!
audio/051.wav|Maybe.
audio/052.wav|And maybe I know someone who needs them more than me. Look, these ears mean a lot to you, Logan. So how about you keep them?
audio/053.wav|No friggin way, I was just messing with you, you idiot!
audio/054.wav|Welcome home, ears. Let's get you a beer. Dad, two beers.
audio/055.wav|They're for my ears!
audio/056.wav|Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cynthia as in Logan's mom? As in Logan, my arch enemy?
audio/057.wav|Tell her to tell Logan he's a-
audio/058.wav|And his head looks like...
audio/059.wav|And his face sounds like
audio/060.wav|He'll know what it means.
audio/061.wav|Do you want me to write it down then?
audio/062.wav|Congrats, Dad!
audio/063.wav|Logan? No! Dad!
audio/064.wav|Okay, you got me. It's a joke. You'd never really hire Logan
audio/065.wav|Wait, you're paying this butt brain?
audio/066.wav|This is a terrible idea, Dad. You've taken the only good thing about this restaurant. It's lack of Logan, and you added Logan!
audio/067.wav|You are not appropriate for the workplace!
audio/068.wav|Dad, I'm nine. I spit out vegetables and hide them around the house.
audio/069.wav|Fine.
audio/070.wav|First time he even...
audio/071_01.wav|Okay, Logan, fellow employee.
audio/071_02.wav|This is the spot I've chosen for you to stand in for the rest of the day. It's out of the way, we won't have to smell or hear you, and when it's time to punch out, there's the door.
audio/072.wav|Maybe I wasn't clear, Logan. You stand in your spot, face the wall, silently, till it's time to go home and everything will be fine.
audio/073.wav|What?
audio/074.wav|Hey, Mom, how you doing? Good. So, are we really sure this Logan thing is worth it? I mean, dad's a family member, but he's ranked, like, fourth or fifth.
audio/075.wav|What were you saying, mother? Something about people you don't like?
audio/076.wav|Hi. If I could just jump in here. I don't know if I can take Logan much longer before I slap that mess.
audio/077.wav|Start slapping faces. Got it!
audio/078.wav|Fine, but just so you know, I got this guy and this guy, and they're ready to go to work.!
audio/081.wav|Oh, yeah! Let's do this! Hands, time to get slappy.
audio/082.wav|And I was just gonna use my hands to make a Logan face sandwich!
audio/083.wav|Yeah, Dad. Don't. Let them go.
audio/084.wav|I'm just glad this nightmare on Logan Street is over.
audio/085.wav|Thought you were gonna keep taking that doofus's side, then I saw you out there, and damn it if you didn't make me proud.
audio/086.wav|I quit!
audio/087.wav|Damn it, I thought the glass would break. Anyway, I quit.
audio/088.wav|I know it doesn't because we've never done it before!
audio/089.wav|Sounds super, super great! Can't wait, dad!
audio/090.wav|How'd you get this number?
audio/091.wav|Oh, I'll see you soon, Gene. But you won't see me. If Dad won't fire Logan, oh, I'm gonna make Logan wish Dad would've never hired him.
audio/092.wav|Just spitballing here.
audio/093.wav|Employee of the mouth!
audio/094.wav|Oh no! Better stop and stretch it out!
audio/095.wav|I know. It feels right!
audio/096.wav|Say good-bye to your crappy crop.
audio/097.wav|Is it the one with the paper plate sign that says Bob's beauties?
audio/098.wav|You didn't have to hire Logan either!
audio/099.wav|What? These. These are your babies?
audio/100.wav|Yeah.
audio/102.wav|Yeah, I noticed how the greater good meant doing the thing you like to do.
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