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audio/209.wav|Are going to play laser tag. |
audio/210.wav|Well, agree to disagree. |
audio/211.wav|What the hell? How'd you get out? |
audio/212.wav|Oh, no frigging way! |
audio/213.wav|So, welcome to the war. |
audio/214.wav|Why don't you let your gun do the talking, blabbermouth! |
audio/215.wav|I gave you that one! |
audio/216.wav|That's for kidnapping me! |
audio/217.wav|And that's for taking me to the momgina monologues! |
audio/218.wav|I am. Any last words? |
audio/219.wav|Is this all 'cause you think I don't like you? |
audio/220.wav|Mom, I guess I've been kind of a B word today. |
audio/221.wav|Nice! |
audio/222.wav|Whoa, Mom, amazing! |
audio/223.wav|Better before. |
audio/224.wav|Yeah! We're bonding here! |
audio/225.wav|You should have seen the way mom took down Dakota. |
audio/226.wav|My ass, too! Up high! |
audio/227.wav|Aw man! Your taste sounds better! |
audio/228.wav|I want to go shave my legs with that and then regret it. |
audio/229.wav|Ah, Mom. Come here. |
audio/230.wav|And you wonder why I'm the only one who will go shopping with you. Dad, look! Wait, don't look now! Okay, now look! |
audio/231.wav|There. |
audio/232.wav|That's not an old Asian man. |
audio/233.wav|It's Hawk! |
audio/234.wav|Hawk! From Hawk and Chick! |
audio/235.wav|I know, we could sit. |
audio/236.wav|How old was he in his last movie? |
audio/237.wav|Yeah. |
audio/238.wav|And how old is that guy? A hundred? |
audio/239.wav|Well, you're eighty, so he's gotta be at least ninety. |
audio/240.wav|What's he doing in our dumb town anyway? |
audio/241.wav|He's leaving the market. Should I shout his name? |
audio/242.wav|We kind of already are. |
audio/243.wav|Move, move! |
audio/244.wav|No! He's getting on a bus! |
audio/245.wav|What are you gonna say? Say it to me like you're gonna say it to him. |
audio/247.wav|Ugh, bad. |
audio/248.wav|Fourth floor. |
audio/249.wav|Stairs. Let's go. |
audio/250.wav|Um, get him to sign your jicama? |
audio/251.wav|Yeah, very much. |
audio/252.wav|My little heart is beating so |
audio/253.wav|Sorry, you're kind of a big deal for us. |
audio/254.wav|Did you get lost? Lots of people are here because they got lost. |
audio/255.wav|No, no, no! It's not good! |
audio/256.wav|It's not good enough for Koji, Dad! |
audio/257.wav|Oh, not good. |
audio/258.wav|Um, it's just an object that comes to life every hundred years. |
audio/259.wav|But trouble always finds them. And then they kick trouble's ass! Am I right? Looking at you, Koji! |
audio/260.wav|I know, and he must be excited 'cause he's watching it with us! Or not. He's crying. |
audio/261.wav|Hawk and Chick haven't spoken in thirty years?! What the hell? |
audio/262.wav|Whoa! I've got a great idea you're all gonna hate. Family conference? |
audio/263.wav|Maybe all we need to do is get Yuki to see her dad as Hawk again. Up on the big screen! |
audio/264.wav|Guys, this is the part you're gonna hate. We got to put on a Hawk and Chick film festival and convince them both to go. Reunion! Boom! You hate it, you hate it. |
audio/265.wav|Yup. So we're good here? |
audio/266.wav|Point is they're gonna reunite in front of all their fans! Father and daughter together again... What-what are you doing? |
audio/267.wav|Oh, I like the sound of this. |
audio/268.wav|Yes! Thanks, Dominic. You're all right! |
audio/269.wav|Oh, we don't have one of those. |
audio/270.wav|Now all we need is a movie. |
audio/272.wav|It's so gross to see her behind a desk. She should be slicing up the snow monster or the six-headed sumo! God! Idiot! |
audio/273.wav|Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Alright, let's go get Yuki to say yes to the fest! |
audio/275_01.wav|Okay, okay, we're giving you a chance to feel like a movie star again. |
audio/275_02.wav|You can see yourself up on the big screen instead of staring at that number screen on your desk there. |
audio/276.wav|No, you're not. |
audio/277.wav|You're depressed. |
audio/278.wav|You didn't let me finish. ...Ing me. Depressing me! |
audio/279.wav|I mean, who makes fourteen amazing movies with their dad, and then just walks away one day?! Who does that, Yuki?! |
audio/280.wav|Wrong! Wrong! Working with your dad is fun! I mean working with your dad was fun. Because he was a samurai and you killed monsters! |
audio/281.wav|What? No way! We need to get her butt into that theater so she can apologize to Koji! |
audio/282.wav|So we're in agreement. We're not gonna tell her that her dad's here. |
audio/283.wav|We're gonna trick her! |
audio/284.wav|Here she comes. |
audio/285.wav|So, about that film festival, can we put you down as a yes? |
audio/286.wav|Yuki, come on, Yuke. Just say yes. Imagine a packed theater of your adoring fans all there for you! Just you, no Hawk. It'll be Chick's night. |
audio/287.wav|Well, you do it, Dad. |
audio/289_01.wav|This is gonna work, people. Yuki's gonna see Hawk and Chick up on the big screen. |
audio/289_02.wav|Get all weepy like Koji did, and realize how crazy she's been, and we're gonna be heroes, and we're gonna be invited to the premiere of their next movie in Japan! |
audio/290.wav|I friggin' love this guy! Dominic! Haha! Come here! Which one is it? |
audio/291.wav|Well, so, can't you just whip up some English subtitles? |
audio/292.wav|Let's dub, people! |
audio/293.wav|There's always a lot of lantern talk. You get into it. |
audio/294.wav|I know! First Yuki's got to watch the movie, feel bad and wanna repair their relationship! |
audio/295.wav|Flawless! |
audio/296.wav|Ugh. Forget Kevin. Inside, now, let's go! |
audio/297.wav|We got to move! Let's move! |
audio/298.wav|Kevin, get away! |
audio/299.wav|Watch out for the- |
audio/300.wav|And keep the jacket on your head till the movie starts. It's very cold in here. |
audio/301.wav|Oh, God, she's leaving! Yuki's leaving! |
audio/302.wav|Damn it, Yuki, you're killing me! What do we do? What do we do? |
audio/303.wav|Eh, it went about exactly the way I thought it would. |