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audio/103.wav|What? Really? |
audio/104.wav|I can't. It's not their fault. |
audio/105.wav|So I'm gonna cut you. |
audio/106.wav|Just kidding. |
audio/107.wav|Yeah, I'm pretty open about that, Dad. Plus, I mean, the restaurant is our place, and I like it that way. |
audio/108.wav|Thank you. |
audio/109.wav|Under one condition. |
audio/110.wav|You're fired! |
audio/111.wav|Logan, if you need a recommendation, here's one, put a bag on your face. |
audio/112.wav|Okay, hon, I'm gonna have security walk you out. |
audio/113.wav|Bad enough I'm being forced to go to their concert. It's like I'm going to the electric chair and you're making me watch videos of the electric chair! |
audio/114.wav|Why would you waste a scream on a stupid boy band? Screams are for roller coasters, or axe murderers, or dad's morning breath. |
audio/115.wav|Maybe Aunt Gayle realized that she's a forty-two-year-old woman and she shouldn't be into boy bands? |
audio/116.wav|Emergency? |
audio/117.wav|Give me the bad news. Give me the bad news! |
audio/118.wav|Yeah! This is the best thing Aunt Gayle's done since she pooped her pants at the cell phone store last year! |
audio/119.wav|So, now that we're not going to the concert, what should we do first? |
audio/120.wav|Alright, I'll give it a shot. |
audio/121.wav|I hate this. Come on, Tina, cheer up. It's four lame boys who dance. There's so much more out there in the world. |
audio/122.wav|It's no fun having you down if I'm not the one who got you there. |
audio/123.wav|Fine. I'm not a monster, I'll help you. |
audio/124.wav|I mean I'll get you to the concert. I'll get you there. |
audio/125.wav|Not if we keep chitchatting like this. Oh, here's the freeway. Once we merge, get in the fast lane, okay? And we'll get there in no time. |
audio/128.wav|Hey, I've got gas money. You got room for two more in that buggy? |
audio/130.wav|Maybe his mustache is seventeen, but he's ninety. |
audio/131.wav|Stop talking! |
audio/132.wav|No wonder no one likes women. |
audio/133.wav|All right, see you after the show. Be careful. There's a lot of puberty in there. |
audio/134.wav|Whoa! No fainting! |
audio/135.wav|Fine. I'll get you to your seat so you don't get trampled, but then I am out of there. |
audio/136.wav|Wish kid, fatal strep throat, coming through. |
audio/137.wav|We're ready to go, Zeke. |
audio/138.wav|Tour bus? |
audio/139.wav|Oh no, Tina. I don't want Boo Boo's signature. I told you, I want to slap him. |
audio/140.wav|That's why it has to be a surprise attack. We need to find some place to burst out of. |
audio/141.wav|Uh, great idea, but just in case we aren't six inches tall, how about in... there? |
audio/142.wav|Ah, smells horrible in here. |
audio/143.wav|I'll slap Boo Boo in the face and we'll be on our way. Crush crushed. |
audio/144.wav|Slapabama, here we come. |
audio/145.wav|Should we jump out now? What's the protocol in this situation? |
audio/147.wav|Worth it. |
audio/148.wav|Tina, if that's what your life is like, God, how are you even alive? |
audio/149.wav|You have a crush on almost every boy you know. How do you do it? Feeling that way for three hours was way too much for me. |
audio/150.wav|Well, the good news is, that now that I got it out of my system, I'm done having crushes forever. |
audio/151.wav|You're a strong woman, Tina. |
audio/152.wav|Pretty dull. |
audio/153.wav|Disgusting. I hate you so freaking much, you idiot. Slap. |
audio/154.wav|Did you really have to wear that tie? |
audio/155.wav|Take that. And that! |
audio/156.wav|It's this thing we do with Dad. |
audio/157.wav|How about a rain check on that? |
audio/158.wav|We're kind of in the middle of something here. |
audio/159.wav|Okay, let's take five everybody. |
audio/160.wav|Mom, it's over. You ruined it, okay? You mommed it all up. |
audio/161.wav|Yeah, but that's a good thing. |
audio/162.wav|Well, that's 'cause you suck at it! |
audio/163.wav|Oh, fine. Best money, I |
audio/164.wav|You can't ruin anything in there! |
audio/165.wav|Huh? What? What's going on? |
audio/166.wav|Oh no. |
audio/167.wav|Not that bo- |
audio/168.wav|This is a twin. |
audio/169.wav|Please stop, please stop. Plea |
audio/170.wav|Who did this? |
audio/171.wav|Oh, you did! |
audio/172.wav|Oh, what a surprise. Well, you left it in my room. |
audio/173.wav|Oh, well, isn't that... Whoops. |
audio/174.wav|No one! I'm gonna grow them out all long and scraggily. |
audio/175.wav|I want to look like a torso on two tumbleweeds! |
audio/176.wav|And I'm gonna learn about sex from television, so I don't need that from you, either! |
audio/177.wav|We need to talk. Look, I think we should spend some time apart. |
audio/178.wav|I'm just not really looking for something serious right now. |
audio/179.wav|It's gonna be a little awkward. You got some of your stuff in my place. |
audio/180.wav|I've been kidnapped! |
audio/181.wav|No, no, no, no, no! |
audio/182.wav|Eight hours?! |
audio/184.wav|Interesting. A thousand. |
audio/185.wav|Twenty-nine-fifty. |
audio/186.wav|This is gonna be the hardest money I've ever earned. |
audio/187.wav|Oh dear. |
audio/188.wav|Ha-ha, Logan. |
audio/189.wav|Question, what's the uter-room? |
audio/190.wav|That's not how umbilical cords work. |
audio/192.wav|Someone's dilating. |
audio/193.wav|No, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh God. |
audio/194.wav|No! |
audio/195.wav|Role play's gonna cost you big. |
audio/196.wav|I'm doing you. That's why I'm singing. You're doing me, so you don't sing. |
audio/197.wav|I blew it? You gave me nothing out there! |
audio/198.wav|No, not at all. |
audio/199.wav|Well, maybe this will help clear things up. Here's your seminar. See it? It's so cute and nice in my hand. And. |
audio/200.wav|You pull yourself together. We got to get out of here. |
audio/201.wav|Logan, come on! We got to think! |
audio/202.wav|Oh, I swear to God, if you keep talking, I'm gonna gut-punch you! |
audio/203.wav|Wait a minute. That's it! |
audio/204.wav|That umbilical soup got me, mom. Got me real bad. Rub my tummy? |
audio/205.wav|You fell for the oldest trick in the book! |
audio/206.wav|The old belly bluff. |
audio/207.wav|Now, if you'll excuse us, us girls. |
audio/208.wav|Sorry, ladies. |