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All the way up to the free states.
Good thinkin', Huck.
Why, thank you,Jim.
- Here's some more wood,Jim.
- Right there.
Tryin' to get this fire goin'.
Come on, Duke!
Over here!
Why are you always stealing' chickens ?
I love chickens.
They're succulent.
- We're chicken thieves !
That's as low as it gets.
- Shut up and keep runnin' !
It seems to me,Jim, whenever anybody's after anybody, it's usually me they's after.
Hello there, we's in need of assist !
- Let's get !
- You bet !
Grab the oars !
- Hold up !
I'm right behind you, Duke !
- Come on, push off!
Huh?
What the--
Hey !
Get your own raft !
- Thank you, lads.
We'd be obliged.
- Thanks, nothin' !
- You was gonna hightail out and just leave us, wasn't ya ?
- No, I weren't.
Honest.
- Please, sir.
- If ya don't let the boy go, how's he gonna save our hides ?
Sorry, boy.
People tryin' to kill me and...
dogs tryin' to rip my face off, and it ain't even breakfast yet.
They call me the King, the King of Bilgewater, and this here's the Duke.
Pleased to meet ya.
The King and the Duke seemed like nice enough fellas, but something about 'em made me feel mighty uneasy.
They asked us a considerable many questions.
- Yeow !
- Bull's-eye.
- And once again...
I decided it would be best to leave out the truth.
So... my ma grabbed onto the trapeze and swung one way.
My pa came a-swingin' on the other.
My ma let go, did a double flip... and missed my pa by a good six feet.
She made quite a mess when she hit them bleachers.
I think this boy's gonna fit right in.
Thank you,Jim.
So what is it you two fellas do, exactly ?
We do a fair bit of doctoring'.
Yeah.
We can cure cancer, paralysis, baldness.
This time we're sellin' a thing that takes tartar off of teeth.
- And it does take it off too.
- But unfortunately the...
- enamel goes right along with it.
- Yeah, well !
We also do some theatre.
Tragedy, you know.
Yeah, we got enough...
Shakespearean costumes here for the lot of us.
But what we do best are the three Es.
Robbery, forgery... and burglary.
Hell's bells !
I wish I knew a good trade.
Well, maybe we'll teach you one, huh?
Yeow !
Go-- You skinny little rat bag !
I'm gonna wring your skinny little neck !
Hey, watch it !
Stop pecking' at me !
- Oh, good morning, boys.
- Good morning.
Aw, hello, Duke.
- We gotta run, now, huh ?
- Naw, naw, naw, naw.
- I just been borrowing' a few things.
- Ah, yeah.
Nobody saw me.
But lookee what I found.
- You were headin' for your Uncle Billy's plantation, huh ?
- Now, wait a minute.
You're a runaway murdering'slave's what you are.
I think maybe I'll just collect that reward.
- He only murdered me.
- Now, look, we ain't exactly the type... to turn others into the law.
We stay as far away from the law as is humanly possible.
So if you two just, uh--
Listen up and shut up and do as you're told...
-and wait on us hand and foot...
- and be real nice to us, we won't say a word.
You step out of line, try and run and--
Oh, ho ho!
Easy prey.
- I'm all right!
- Ya think?
- I do.
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