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@switchfoot http://twitpic.com/2y1zl - Awww, that's a bummer. You shoulda got David Carr of Third Day to do it. ;D | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
is upset that he can't update his Facebook by texting it... and might cry as a result School today also. Blah! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@Kenichan I dived many times for the ball. Managed to save 50% The rest go out of bounds | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
my whole body feels itchy and like its on fire | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@nationwideclass no, it's not behaving at all. i'm mad. why am i here? because I can't see you all over there. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@Kwesidei not the whole crew | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Need a hug | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@LOLTrish hey long time no see! Yes.. Rains a bit ,only a bit LOL , I'm fine thanks , how's you ? | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@Tatiana_K nope they didn't have it | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@twittera que me muera ? | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
spring break in plain city... it's snowing | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I just re-pierced my ears | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@caregiving I couldn't bear to watch it. And I thought the UA loss was embarrassing . . . . . | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@octolinz16 It it counts, idk why I did either. you never talk to me anymore | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@smarrison i would've been the first, but i didn't have a gun. not really though, zac snyder's just a doucheclown. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@iamjazzyfizzle I wish I got to watch it with you!! I miss you and @iamlilnicki how was the premiere?! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Hollis' death scene will hurt me severely to watch on film wry is directors cut not out now? | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
about to file taxes | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@LettyA ahh ive always wanted to see rent love the soundtrack!! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@FakerPattyPattz Oh dear. Were you drinking out of the forgotten table drinks? | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@alydesigns i was out most of the day so didn't get much done | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
one of my friend called me, and asked to meet with her at Mid Valley today...but i've no time *sigh* | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@angry_barista I baked you a cake but I ated it | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
this week is not going as i had hoped | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
blagh class at 8 tomorrow | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I hate when I have to call and wake people up | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Just going to cry myself to sleep after watching Marley and Me. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
im sad now Miss.Lilly | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
ooooh.... LOL that leslie.... and ok I won't do it again so leslie won't get mad again | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Meh... Almost Lover is the exception... this track gets me depressed every time. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
some1 hacked my account on aim now i have to make a new one | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@alielayus I want to go to promote GEAR AND GROOVE but unfornately no ride there I may b going to the one in Anaheim in May though | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
thought sleeping in was an option tomorrow but realizing that it now is not. evaluations in the morning and work in the afternoon! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@julieebaby awe i love you too!!!! 1 am here i miss you | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@HumpNinja I cry my asian eyes to sleep at night | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
ok I'm sick and spent an hour sitting in the shower cause I was too sick to stand and held back the puke like a champ. BED now | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@cocomix04 ill tell ya the story later not a good day and ill be workin for like three more hours... | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@MissXu sorry! bed time came here (GMT+1) http://is.gd/fNge | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@fleurylis I don't either. Its depressing. I don't think I even want to know about the kids in suitcases. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Bed. Class 8-12. Work 12-3. Gym 3-5 or 6. Then class 6-10. Another day that's gonna fly by. I miss my girlfriend | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
really don't feel like getting up today... but got to study to for tomorrows practical exam... | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar the only one who has enough of me to break my heart | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Sad, sad, sad. I don't know why but I hate this feeling I wanna sleep and I still can't! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@JonathanRKnight Awww I soo wish I was there to see you finally comfortable! Im sad that I missed it | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Falling asleep. Just heard about that Tracy girl's body being found. How sad My heart breaks for that family. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@Viennah Yay! I'm happy for you with your job! But that also means less time for me and you... | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Just checked my user timeline on my blackberry, it looks like the twanking is still happening Are ppl still having probs w/ BGs and UIDs? | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Oh man...was ironing @jeancjumbe's fave top to wear to a meeting. Burnt it | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
is strangely sad about LiLo and SamRo breaking up. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@tea oh! i'm so sorry i didn't think about that before retweeting. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Broadband plan 'a massive broken promise' http://tinyurl.com/dcuc33 via www.diigo.com/~tautao Still waiting for broadband we are | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@localtweeps Wow, tons of replies from you, may have to unfollow so I can see my friends' tweets, you're scrolling the feed a lot. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
our duck and chicken are taking wayyy too long to hatch | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Put vacation photos online a few yrs ago. PC crashed, and now I forget the name of the site. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I need a hug | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@andywana Not sure what they are, only that they are PoS! As much as I want to, I dont think can trade away company assets sorry andy! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@oanhLove I hate when that happens... | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I have a sad feeling that Dallas is not going to show up I gotta say though, you'd think more shows would use music from the game. mmm | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Ugh....92 degrees tomorrow | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Where did u move to? I thought u were already in sd. ?? Hmmm. Random u found me. Glad to hear yer doing well. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@BatManYNG I miss my ps3, it's out of commission Wutcha playing? Have you copped 'Blood On The Sand'? | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
just leaving the parking lot of work! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
The Life is cool. But not for Me. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Sadly though, I've never gotten to experience the post coitus cigarette before, and now I never will. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I had such a nice day. Too bad the rain comes in tomorrow at 5am | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@Starrbby too bad I won't be around I lost my job and can't even pay my phone bill lmao aw shucks | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Damm back to school tomorrow | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Mo jobs, no money. how in the hell is min wage here 4 f'n clams an hour? | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@katortiz Not forever... See you soon! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@Lt_Algonquin agreed, I saw the failwhale allllll day today. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@jdarter Oh! Haha... dude I dont really look at em unless someone says HEY I ADDED YOU. Sorry I'm so terrible at that. I need a pop up! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@ninjen I'm sure you're right... I need to start working out with you and the Nikster... Or Jared at least! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
i really hate how people diss my bands! Trace is clearly NOT ugly! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Gym attire today was: Puma singlet, Adidas shorts.......and black business socks and leather shoes Lucky did not run into any cute girls. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Why won't you show my location?! http://twitpic.com/2y2es | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
No picnic my phone smells like citrus. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@ashleyac My donkey is sensitive about such comments. Nevertheless, he'd (and me'd) be glad to see your mug asap. Charger is still awol. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
No new csi tonight. FML | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
i think my arms are sore from tennis | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
wonders why someone that u like so much can make you so unhappy in a split seccond . depressed . | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
sleep soon... i just hate saying bye and see you tomorrow for the night. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@statravelAU just got ur newsletter, those fares really are unbelievable, shame I already booked and paid for mine | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
missin' the boo | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@markhardy1974 Me too #itm | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Damn... I don't have any chalk! MY CHALKBOARD IS USELESS | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
had a blast at the Getty Villa, but hates that she's had a sore throat all day. It's just getting worse too | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@msdrama hey missed ya at the meeting sup mama | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
My tummy hurts. I wonder if the hypnosis has anything to do with it? If so, it's working, I get it, STOP SMOKING!!! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
why is it always the fat ones?! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@januarycrimson Sorry, babe!! My fam annoys me too. Thankfully, they're asleep right now. Muahaha. *evil laugh* | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@Hollywoodheat I should have paid more attention when we covered photoshop in my webpage design class in undergrad | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
wednesday my b-day! don't know what 2 do!! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Poor cameron (the hills) | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
pray for me please, the ex is threatening to start sh** at my/our babies 1st Birthday party. what a jerk. and I still have a headache | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@makeherfamous hmm , do u really enjoy being with him ? if the problems are too constants u should think things more , find someone ulike | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Strider is a sick little puppy http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5248435 | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
so rylee,grace...wana go steve's party or not?? SADLY SINCE ITS EASTER I WNT B ABLE 2 DO MUCH BUT OHH WELL..... | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
hey, I actually won one of my bracket pools! Too bad it wasn't the one for money | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@stark YOU don't follow me, either and i work for you! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
A bad nite for the favorite teams: Astros and Spartans lose. The nite out with T.W. was good. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
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