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Body Of Missing Northern Calif. Girl Found: Police have found the remains of a missing Northern California girl .. http://tr.im/imji | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@mangaaa I hope they will increase the capacity fast, yesterday was such a pain. Got the fail whale +15 times in 2 hours.... | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Behind on my classes for work | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
watching "House" | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@kpreyes Remember my bum leg? Strikes back this time its serious | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@paradisej cool, i will. their are all kinds of complaints about this laptop online about overheating, but no recalls | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Emily will be glad when Mommy is done training at her new job. She misses her. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6176014 | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
would rather the first party send bad messages than the 3rd party send mixed ones Sophmore year all over again? | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@Henkuyinepu it's overrated | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@marykatherine_q i know! I heard it this afternoon and wondered the same thing. Moscow is so behind the times | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
laying in bed with no voice.. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I'm sooo sad!!! they killed off Kutner on House whyyyyyyyy | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@jacobsummers Sorry tell them mea culpa from me and that I really am sorry. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@Alliana07 it didn't make any sense to me, the suicide thing. I refuse to believe that that is actually what happened. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@salancaster hope your ok. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@mercedesashley Damn! The grind is inspirational and saddening at the same time. Don't want you to stop cuz I like what u do! Much love | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@HibaNick yeah aw but i know i wudnt stand a chance | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
ugh. cant sleep. its 1:30am. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Hanging in Crooners. Wanna sing. Can't. Sucks. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@eRRe_sC aaw i miss ya all too.. im leaving to BH tomorrow "morning" i think.. aww i wanna go to the beach w u girls!! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Is pissed off that there's no ASBA's for a radio station. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
wednesday my b-day n don't know what 2 do! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I know my life has been flipped upside down when I just thought in my head that some Ramen sounds good. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I am in pain. My back and sides hurt. Not to mention crying is made of fail. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Late night snack, glass of OJ b/c I'm "down with the sickness", then back to sleep...ugh I hate getting sick... | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@allyheman but.. but.. but.. I'm not a big fan on camilla belle | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@grum WAH I can't see clip, must be el-stupido work filters. Can't wait 'till I get a 'puter. Something else 2 blame ex 4. He broke mine | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
This week just seems to get longer and longer in terms of how much I need to do.. and how much I'm actually going to get done | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I'm so cold | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@thecoolestout Ehhh don't. Weather's gonna take a turn for the ugly tomorrow | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@chelserlynn haha its so cooooold in the d! and no but you should still go to the show. they do some incredible stuff | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Hoping the tummy rumbles go away soon | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@Knights_ No, no notice. They told me I'd be working tomorrow, and then I called the agency to follow up and they said it was over. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
almost bedtime | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I'm missing you babe.. but as long as your alive I'm happy.. Yawwwnn.. I'm tired my love imma try to sleep hopefully you had a headstart | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Agh...snow!!! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
i miss kenny powers | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@BridgetsBeaches Thank you for letting people know, but now I'm sad that the direct message I got wasn't actually from Bridget | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
...and, India missed out its 100th Test victory n 10th consecutive win without a loss. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@JonathanRKnight I guess that's a no then. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
sadly is going to bed. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@ozesteph1992 Shame to hear this Stephan | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@mrsaintnick hey! i'm leavin in the morning... | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Was intending to finish editing my 536-page novel manuscript tonight, but that will probably not happen. And only 12 pages are left | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
laid around too much today... now my head hurts | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@twista202 I still haven't read the 9th&10th Princess diaries Saving Francesca made me cry at the end. Hmm those are easy books. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
my nokia 1110 died.. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
My mom might have breast cancer won't find out anything for. Like a week I'm so worried! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Going to sleep. Hoping tomorrow is a better day. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@rumblepurr lol.. wish they understood daylight savings has ended though and breakfast is an hour later They keep waking the kids up too | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@onemoreproject that is lame | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I don't understand... I really don't | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
HEROES just isn't doing it for me this season... | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Living not downtown sure isn't much fun. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@jonathanchard Not calorie wise I wish junk food was calorie free! I ate a thing of sour skittles and a big ass cherry coke! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Man Work is Hard | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
getting sick time for some hot tea, studying, and then sleeeep | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Getting eyebrows waxed. More pain | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
No phantasy star yesterday going to work... | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Oh - Just got all my MacHeist 3.0 apps - sweet. Didn't get the Espresso serial no though although they said they sent it - oh well | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Picked Mich St to win it all from the get go. Was feeling pretty good about that pick all the way up until......tonight. A's lost too | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
is alone downstairs...working | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I feel bad for doing it | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@RyanSeacrest is it just me, or she hates anoop. i mean seriously, she's kinda mean to him. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@pinkserendipity yes sprint has 4g only in baltimore and chicago so far | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I'm stuck awake in the middle of the night for the second day in a row. And I felt terrible yesterday. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Thanks for bursting my bubble | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Going to school soon... can't find anything to wear!! gosh it's so hard | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@marieclr I was serious LOL | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@naughtyhaughty I had on my page for sooooo long!!! Until it got deleted Sad day in history | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Crazy wind today = no birding http://ff.im/1XTTi | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
currently at work.. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Grrr.. my ipods acting weird too! Jai ho and thinking of you aren't playing the full songs.. ughh. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@penndbad send me the DVD cos I have missed out on heaps NOT happy about that! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
i don't see the big deal with this website | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@machineplay I'm so sorry you're having to go through this. Again. #therapyfail | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@ColinDeMar Far too out of the way for rail. any other tips? | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I'm not still up I swear. Why do I keep losing. gaining. losing. gaining. tweeps? So heart wrenching. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Today I realized I am too good at hiding things, even I can't find it | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Staying at a friends house...house sitting, neighbors are SO loud-having a party | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@dannyvegasbaby danny im upset that i wasnt here to watch the live chat i was in a car. for 3 hours on a trip im soooo upset!! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Check out my mug http://www.erika-obscura.blogspot.com | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Borders closed at 10 | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Downloading NIN's new album "the slip" - when the hell did this come out? I'm so behind the times these days | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Just woke up an already have written some e-mail... I've to go early at University today as I have to teach at 8:30 AM! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
is watching the hill . . .and its making me sad | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
So many channels.... yet so so boring... lazy day again may have to find a hobby | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@supersport I miss my buddy ill be in NY on the 25th | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@robluketic love the french. I tell people here in the south i'm qtr. french and they snarl at me. french are beautiful people | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Opps.. As I said.. I still got one day remain and now problem come | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I activated my Selfcontrol block early, meaning I can't check out the new QC. Regularizing my internal clock is might be difficult. #fb | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@HillyDoP oH NO | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
spencer is not a good guy. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@goodlaura What about Reese dying on #TTSC? And season finale next week. #24 boring, Madame President is a crazy woman. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@JonathanRKnight I hate the limited letters,too.Hope you and the guys are fine?I pray for my dog,she�s not well | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
didn't get shit done today ~ i'm so screwed | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
wanttss to go out | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Is not going to sleep tonite. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
too worried and tired to post tonight | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
couldn't get shit done today ~ i'm so screwed | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |