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Job Interview in Cardiff today, wish me luck! Got about 3 hours sleep | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@stustone Your show is whack. Way worse than whack, it's wiggety-whack. :*(:*(:*( | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@DjAlizay I really don't think people choose to be that way. But I think he chose not to accept my family's help He might be dead by now | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@eloquentembrace You're going to kill me, but I've not seen DS9. I've been waiting till I can do it in one solid week sitting. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@cheechbud i think ur right!! hahaha!! 4.5 hrs now!! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
i hate to see the spartans so sad | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
My mind and body are severely protesting this "getting up" thing. Had nightmares to boot | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@MySteezRadio I'm goin' to follow u, since u didn't LOL GO ANGELS! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@mandayyy | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@twista202 I think I want to read some books but the library doesn't have them | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
My nap was interrupted so many times today Going out for Japanese with the 'rents again... | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Kind of longs for the bus that shows up at the end of Ghost World right now. Ugh. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@GuruMN but this is canada canada is weird. we're supposed to get snow through wednesday. ugh. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Awwh babs... you look so sad underneith that shop entrance of "Yesterday's Musik" O-: I like the look of the new transformer movie | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
sad that the 'feet' of my macbook just fell off | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I'm gonna get up late tomorrow and it's 132am here. I gonna get tipsy by my lonesome. That's...that's just sad | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I'm sweating my forthcoming trip to E3. If I can't find someone to crash with while I'm out there, I may be screwed. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Has now gotten somebody to read his tweets, but cant get them to make an account. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@infinitydefines omgawd i couldnt handle my cat being in heat all the time D: D: | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@DonnieWahlberg I hope i can make it to the auburn show. but its not looking good for me | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@David_Henrie *thats people mag haha i couldnt fit it all in.. i dont think those pictures ever made it in the magazine tho! haha | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@breadandbadger Congrats!! i totally forgot to submit photos | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@PaulaAbdul awww, Good luck Paula!! Please don't work too hard but I hope you have fun Your new album is gonna be amazing! xxx | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@imaginarypeach now your leaving me .... -gets sad- | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I miss you twitter. My phone broke, now I'm using a stupid Nokia phone. Ughhh, I miss my advance phone. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
SHOOTING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE :O NOT KIDDING! So SCARED | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Tuesday�ll start with reflection �n then a lecture in Stress reducing techniques. That sure might become very useful for us accompaniers | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
What tragedy and disaster in the news this week | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
yes yes still trying to find a picture that will upload correclty.. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Why oh why was the Red Sox game rained out? I was so looking forward to opening day | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I still can't find my keys. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@charlietm I know right. I dunno what is going on with twitter. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
might be getting a sore throat again | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@labelsnotlove my home town. My mammy called all depressd. Pls explain y a parent let their 8yr old child walk alone? Hello? Its 2009! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@ircmaxell - I think I need to find better anti-depressants. I think this Paxil/Wellbutrin combo is losing its efficacy. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@MyConnecticut Restaurant called WoodNTap has competitive eating tourney round tourney time. We place 2nd | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
is in the bathroom... wake up lakin. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@CaitlinOConnor i want tacos and margarhitas telll gay i say hello<3 | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
im lonely keep me company! 22 female, california | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
bad day at the betfair office | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I miss him. Can't wait to celebrate the Tar Heel win this weekend though!! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I'm really cold. I don't want to go to sleep yet but there's nothing to do | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@kristencampisi is this it 4 u? Its ' officially over ' 4 me this go round! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
monkeys??? i just found out you my twin and you wont even write back. i'm heartbroken | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@miss_om Aww I know I felt like that yesterday at work | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@SarahReedSC treaty isn't defined | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
missed Brent at praise band. No fun to not have the your lead guitarist. <pout> | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@jpfurry poor john this is what happens when you play with fruit and a microwave! Seriously though HAVE you seen a doctor?? Xxx | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Missing My BFF watching home and away it reminds me of her and me we <3 It. shout out to u courts | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@mandayyy | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
New video card is DOA. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
feeling lost, naked and confused (JK, sort of).....no iphone for me. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Damn i am so late at filling this appraisal form, people have almost sent it .. i was so occupied in work | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
missed Brent at praise band. No fun to not have your lead guitarist. <pout> | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
i think to much on the past. i cant change it. i deserved so much more then wat i got. ..but why am i still thinking about him gah | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
has lost his ring. It's no-where to be seen | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@burgaw Ooooooh! *sealclap* See, I download shitloads of zip folders off 4chan. I have no internet moneys. FUCK YEAH ALICIA & MIKEY. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Is still nursing my Nile but glad he is feeling better. I hate when my baby is sick | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Is fucked to go back to IC | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@Brandizzzle08 yoyoyo. my internet has been rude tonight. it JUST reconnected and I'm about to go to bed. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@jemcam well i have uni stuff and netball but after netbal if i've done uni stuff we can | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@kissability Me too I is poor | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
help me forget 8th april & 13th july! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
dierks bentley is comin' to columbus, OH!! i wanna go so bad | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
i have to take my sidekick back. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@chriscantore congrats! I'm totally jealous! only wish my XM was working | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
gr8t my face is very itchy | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
poor socks luvvvvv the golden retriever!! I want one sighhhh | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I just saw that they found that Tracy girl in a piece of luggage... How fucking terrible | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Aaaaand the nausea is back. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@DonnieWahlberg ooh I�m excited and not even going 2 be there long love YOUTUBE! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
spent 1 hour to reach to Axis bank only to find out today is holiday for Mahavir Jayanti contd.. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@mathewsmichael i agree... the jobros dont update theres very often | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@fishmouse it is hilarious and I linked the clip from LJ some time ago but when I went back just now it was a dead link | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@DiannePulham OOOOOOOO who with? (im not neither but thats because i need to study ) | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Haven't tweeted nearly all day Posted my website tonight, hopefully that goes well Night time! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@bostongarden I miss bentley | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
seriously needs to finish these job applications | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
My son Vincas is sick, so I stay at home Just three tense days at work, and I am back on holiday with kids | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Whinging. My client&boss don't understand English well. Rewrote some text unreadable. It's written by v. good writer&reviewed correctly. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@huntermoore I don't want him to ever punch me. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
sooo sick of the snow ughh | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@ITS_NEMESIS ------- | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@LoveMeagan it doesn't work your fan is upset | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I would like to apologize for the repeated Video Games Live related tweets. I am going to have a stern discussion with Koodo soon. Stern. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@zaydia but i cant figure out how to get there / back / pay for a hotel etc | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
FML: So much for seniority, bc of technological ineptness, I now have to "register" for classes AGAIN | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
feels like she slept the day away. Not looking forward to any more bouts with my gallbladder. At least I have pills now for the pain. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@ThaStevieG but what I really want is my old bass back | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Mad tired today... Callin it in early tonight nighty night twittas | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@LevenRambin: Take it easy, and be good to you. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
I'm afraid I had bad code. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Think I'm going to bed. Goodniight. I hate this | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@riancurtis i'm here, friend, and i love you. | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@kariajay All this time you didn't notice I was gone...just needed DB2 is it?? | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@aaronrva is in the bathroom and i have to pee! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@ashleyskyy but I wanted a margarita too! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
@KourtneyKardash yup night workouts r the worst but unfortunetly my work schedule only allows me to go at night its tough! | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
Just called Hillsong again - they said they couldn't tell me where I was on the waiting list - I don't know if it's looking so good | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |
has 0g of milky bar left, and around 200ml of coke | null | Write a tweet like real people on Twitter do. |