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---79299730
Keemstar should run for public office.
>Everyone lies about him
>He's the hero of truth and justice
>absolutely destroys every lie about him
>People still don't believe him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJk0aYg2jAA
God bless Keemstar | ---79300152
Who?
---79300689
>>79300152
killer keemstar
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---79290593
Consider the following for those of you that think Assad is the good guy or the lesser evil. The Syrian government is responsible for 94% of the civilian deaths accumulated thus far in the Syrian civil war. | ---79290672
>>79290593
the issue is creating a power vacuum by destabilizing a regime, no matter how "evil" creates worse problems than just waiting for its leader to die.
---79290809
>Syrian Network for human rights
>reliable source
try harder. Leaf.
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>>79290593
If Assad is killing that many Arabs he is the good guy in my book
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>>79290672
The current problems in Syria is due to the overhandedness of the regime in subduing rebellion. ISIS is ISIS because of the regime.
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>>79290593
Sure lol
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>>79290809
Actually it's a pretty reliable source considering the war is still going on. When the war ends the facts will more or less remain the same in who did the most killing.
---79290992
We should probably stoke a civil war in Libya and remove Gaddafi while we're at it since he's a heavy-handed dictator. Surely that will bring peace and stabilization to the region.
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>>79290815
I never thought about it that way. Thanks greatest ally!
>>79290894
Well the main problem I guess is that muslims compete to see who is most muslim rather than just having harmony between factions like american or israeli jews where the orthodox and reform hate each other but don't kill each other.
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>>79290593
>rebels are counted as civilians
---79291074
And who's a "civilian" anyway? It's like MSM here labeling various terrorists as civilians, since they're actually ARE civilians and not official members of any armed forces.
I'd like to see how many of those killed are fighting age males and how many are the elderly, women and children.
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>>79290992
This doesn't negate the fact that the Assad government is responsible for 94% of civilian casualties.
---79291106
>Imagines 200 000 more "doctors and engineers" in Europe
Praise Assad.
Disappointed by Russians, they really should step up their game. Moar thermobarics, thermate.
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>>79290978
Post their methodology; how did they come up with the statistics?
---79291173
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-syrian-observatory-for-human-rights-is-a-propaganda-front-funded-by-the-eu-its-objective-is-to-justify-pro-democracy-terrorism/5331072
Syrian network for human rights is ran by one guy out of London. Literally a joke
---79291180
>>79290672
Yes, because extend haggling with heavily armed men and occasional shootouts between them with mostly light to medium weapons is worse than facing a government that can muster air power, artillery support and chemical weapons and which regularly employs them against civilian populations.
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>>79290978
>Actually it's a pretty reliable source
One guy in an apartment in London is not reliable.
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>>79291090
Right, so let's remove him and let the moderate freedom fighters for peace take over.
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>>79290809
>Syrian Network for human rights
Can i be Marsian Observatory for Alien rights?
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>>79291195
More reliable than /pol/tards tbqh
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>>79290672
Exactly. It's their civil war, we shouldn't support anyone. West should intervene ONLY if one state attack other state and leave civil wars alone.
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>>79290593
it depends what you define as civilians
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>>79291074
>I'd like to see how many of those killed are fighting age males
Zero because they're all in Europe.
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>>79291173
A leaf has been destroyed by a leaf news agency.
pack it up. thread is over
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>>79290593
So the government is winning?
All of those "civilians" ay, what a shame.
And I'm 100% sure the hippies doing this report are using a solid methodology and not just swanning around going "the horror the horror!".
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>>79290672
Second responder, but the government is the source of instability in Syria.
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>>79291367
fuck off latvia, you know dick about geopolitics. It's all about your guy winning, and you're god damn right all the big boys will be backing their guy. You think if the west doesn't intervene, the others won't either? lol
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>>79291415
>500,000 deaths so far in Syrian civil war
It's pretty accurate that some 200,000 of those total deaths outlined in the OP would be civilians and the rest military/fighter.
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>>79291367
There woudnt be civil war if west didnt instiage it.
Radical muslims funding *khm*
Snipers shooting civilians in the crowd *khm*
The playbook didnt change since Cold War and played exactly this way in dozen countries in last 10 years, most recently Ukraine. WIth Arab Spring, its not just West though, its Turkey and Saudis/Katar.
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>>79291340
The same /pol/tards who have confirmed kills in the war?
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>>79290978
>acshually
>>79290593
civilian is a codeword for islamist. ISIS are counted as civilians.
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>>79291595
>Krokodil user
Conspiracy tards especially from Russians like you who watch RT always make me laugh.
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>>79290593
That 200K is logistical support for the other factions you see listed, so it's completely justifiable.
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>>79291552
>you know dick about geopolitics
Says American. You probably cant even find Syria on map. The corrupt elites of your country play your resources around the world for personal gain, while the tools like live the consequences.
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>>79290593
You can draw this kind of pictures with any numbers and they all be as reliable as this. The guy who spew this out is a retard and was caught by had many times.
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>>79291653
>200,000 ISIS members
Sure thing Hanz. /pol/ needs to learn some compassion and humility while they're at.
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>>79290593
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>>79291705
Says Proxy Leaf that posted completely made up statistics and thinks anyone would take him seriously.
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>>79291795
>there is only one islamist group in syria
canadian education
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>>79290593
>hide in cities habitated by civilians
>the regime needs air support to actually advance
>air support kills civilians
>le evil dictator
the graphic may be true but it's out of context to make assad look bad
weak bait
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>>79290593
because terrorist groups are known for their impeccable record keeping right? Retarded
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>>79291861
In the end Assad will not be vindicated as he has the most civilian blood on his hands, regardless of the context.
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>>79291540
>america, saudi arabia, israel fund isis and arm them to topple assad in syria
>idiot thinks the assad government is the source of instability
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>>79291705
seriously, shut the fuck up; you posted made up bullshit and got called the fuck out on it
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>>79291985
Ironic delusional statement, seeing as most Syrian civilian population lives in Assad controlled areas and supports his campaign to get rid of terrorists attacking them.
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>>79291576
in certain areas those "civilians" are isis friendly or "moderate rebels" themselves
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>>79291985
The Allied forces killed a metric fuckton of civilians and no one cares
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>>79290593
Kill yourself you fucking shill
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>>79290978
No it's not.
It's not a network.
It's one guy in the basement of Coventry UK with ties to rebels.
It has nothing to do with ''Human Rights''.
It's not an organisation.
---79292455
Assad should put bombs on auction. You offer money for a bomb type, and then choose the inscription and place of delivery. You get video.
>Thermobarics on Raqqa mosques
>Idlib/Aleppo bazaar thermate submunition
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>>79291756
>commie talking about corrupt elites
yeah (you) would know. Our government uses our resources to secure our life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness. How's your miserable country? You russians are brutish idiots
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>>79290593
>a government killing muslims
good
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>>79292621
One thing i can tell your goverment is far suprior than ours is propaganda - after all it managed to create 240 millions of brainwashed idiots like you, who actually believe it.
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>>79291985
i didn't say that he will be vindicated, it's obvious that the US will keep trying to desestabilize syria, I was telling that you can't consider assad as evil for the death of those civilians without actually considering it's context
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>>79290593
>What is a civilian to them?
This is the question you need to do.
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>>79290593
>armed """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""civillians""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>79292381
not the same thing
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>>79292381
Different organization, Amerifriend. lrn2read
The image cites the Syrian Network for Human Rights, not the Syrian Organization.
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>>79290593
>canada
and you faggots think we're the worst shit posters
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>>79291607
I will never get over the fact /pol/ actually got some shitskins killed via internet.
Gorilla warfare copypaste is outdated now.
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>>79292757
i'm sitting pretty over here faggot. The value of all my shit continues to sky rocket. All while blowing up mudslimes in the mid east. Shits cash. Oh and those "corrupt elites" personal gain often helps out our country. Like taking oil. Nice and cheap over here.
Keep telling yourself all americans are stupid. Should make you feel better. You certainly prefer it to the truth: most americans are smart and very, very well off
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>>79292934
The OP isn't a shitposter, he's a propagandist shill
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>>79293103
>Oh and those "corrupt elites" personal gain often helps out our country. Like taking oil.
It never helps out your country, the shit they do fucks america over for their own selfish ends
what delusional fantasy world do you fucking live in
---79293340
>Syrian Network for Human Rights
A known group that advocates for rebellion against the rightful King of Syria, the Lion Bashar al-Assad.
Those numbers mean literally nothing.
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>>79293103
those "corrupt elites" would kill you in a heartbeat if it suites their plans.taking benefits from the situation could easily turn into horror
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>>79293180
they arent mutually exclusive
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>>79293259
>never helps out our country
lol. just because someone does something selfishly doesn't mean it can't benefit other people. Ever read the wealth of nations?
>>79293382
these "corrupt elites" have no face. Nobody knows who they're talking about. Be specific.
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>>79292998
Please explain further.
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>>79290593
>implying that killing muslims is bad
---79293686
Clearly the civil war in Syria is completely organic just like every other coup in the middle east.
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>>79293457
come on man the whole "da jooz runnin da baaangs" is far from a meme.see their presidents and you see the evil.do you forget operation northwoods or mk-ultra?these people are ruthless and definitely not your pals.
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>>79293695
northwoods was started by the DoD (deparment of defense), and it was rejected. Mk-ultra is a meme
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>>79293695
more people should be FOR taking cuba and kicking out the corrupt cunts there, then the govenment wouldn't have to try blowing up its people for support
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>>79293457
Just because they do it selfishly doesn't mean it helps americans or you.
Fucking christ you ignoramus, they've pissed away america's image in the world, you're one of the most hated nations, they constantly fuck up and lose their shitty power plays overseas, and they want nothing more than to turn you into a slave.
They're fucking over the entire country for their selfish pursuits and morons like you are going to have to live with the fallout. Possibly the very literal fallout.
---79294460
I see that shilling is going at full force today.
Assad & Putin are the good guys. Anyone who opposes them is evil. It's really just as simple as that.
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>>79294289
blowing up muslims is not selfish pursuits. lots of the west is helping out. yeah hillary had a shit foreign policy and now ISIS is bigger than ever, but muslims will muslims without us there you know. Taking out saddam and gadaffi was good. You don't want muslim regimes getting any bigger
>>79294460
provide arguments
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>>79294032
i know it was rejected but the fact alone that they thought of killing their copatriots says everything you need to know about them.
>>79294135
> the corrupt cunts there
is your government consisting of angels or is it because of them being comnunists?
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>>79294580
merican gubment hates commies, esepcially ones right off our borders who tried to let soviets install a gigantic missile base there. and yeah I agree they shouldn't be trying to blow up it's civilians, CIA FBI everything is out of control, especially the CIA. nobody governs them, they're in control of themself. scary shit. That said, they know exactlyyyy what they're doing, they're securing the nation, fucking with foregin countries (to our benefit, believe it or not), generally being bad ass mother fuckers
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>>79290593
> Syrian Network for Human rights
Run by a British Saudi buddy who will lose his job if Assad stays in power
Nice try
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>>79290593
(((Syrian Network for Human Rights)))
First, there's nothing wrong with slaughtering muslims and second, you cannot trust this organization, it's obvious that it's a western-made propaganda organization. Look the numbers, ISIS killed 2196 people?
Do you really believe that?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2736764/Marched-deaths-Sickening-ISIS-slaughter-continues-250-soldiers-captured-Syrian-airbase-stripped-led-desert-mass-execution.html
They kill hundreds, thousands even of people all at one, but they've killed only 2196 civillians? Kek. Russia killed civillians? What? Not only that, but Russia killed nearly 2k civillians?
It doesn't matter, cause Germany invited more than a million, a few million Syrians are currently in Europe, who cares how many died, you're taking a lot more than Assad could possibly "kill".
Even if the Assad government killed that many people, they were not civillians, but rather opposition, but I doubt it, if Assad's regime could kill that many people they wouldn't call Russia for help.
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>>79294537
How is blowing up muslims helping america at all?
You aren't getting oil out of Syria, you aren't even getting oil out of Iraq. You've wasted trillions of dollars on these wars and what have you got to show for it? Universal hatred by every other country on the planet? A monstrously corrupt political system full of selfish fuckwits who want nothing more than to disarm you and steal everything of value you own? Unstable nations in the middle east no longer ruled by iron-fisted dictators that have now allowed militant muslims to spread across the entire planet committing terrorist acts everywhere they go?
People like you are the very real enemy. You're the idiots that enable the flagrant abuses committed by the elites in America, the idiots that blindly support them even when it's detrimental to you, the idiots who allow themselves to be lobotomized by mainstream television. You might as well be a fucking robot, you don't even think for yourself - you just parrot.
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>>79294921
if you or your loved ones were on the wtc,creating an alibi for an injustified war,that would benefit the ones who hold the power,would you feel proud?
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>>79290593
>Assad's guys kill muzzie scum
>muzzie scum's friends hide weapon, repost as civilian
>western faggots like MSM and OP swallow it hook, line and sinker
Riddle me this shitcunt. How many of the 183000 were women and children?
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>>79295204
you're acting like killing muslims isn't a good thing. Only good muslim is a dead one
>>79295241
is it justified to kill a few to save a million?
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>>79295204
listen Trudeu, you're retarded. Imagine we up and left the middle east today. You really think muslims will stop mudding? They've been blowing themselves up for a lot longer than we've been there. They will continue to do so. they scream death to the west, are you hard of hearing? they want to instill a caliphate, this is not government propoganda, it's exactly what they yell before they blow themselves up
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>>79290593
>syrian network for human rights
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>>79294921
The american goverment put Titan missiles in Turkey, and only got cold feet about it when the USSR responded in kind by putting their own missiles in Cuba.
Suddenly the american government realized it wasn't actually fun to have missiles able to hit them with such speed their elites wouldn't be able to get to a fallout shelter before being vaporized and decided to compromise with the USSR.
>That said, they know exactlyyyy what they're doing, they're securing the nation
They're incompetents. They're not "Securing the nation" they're creating their own personal satrapies in the massive american bureaucracy, and they don't give a flying fuck what happens to the nation as a whole so long as they've got their power. They'd put a bullet in your head, and a hundred million other americans, without a moment's thought if it meant they got something out of it.
I don't know how someone can slobber on and suck their dicks so much, yet here you are.
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>>79295474
>listen Trudeu, you're retarded. Imagine we up and left the middle east today. You really think muslims will stop mudding?
They didn't start "mudding" until you went into the middle east in the first place.
Now we've got america and europe flooded with the fucks and they're committing terrorist attacks everywhere, thanks dumbfucks
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>>79295309
> to save a million
were you actually threatened by anyone?
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>>79290593
>according to the Syrian Network for Human Rights
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>>79290593
OP is a butthurt Sunni nigger don't trusted him
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>>79294460
You're talking like this is new to /pol/. Honestly, /pol/ likes to scream at leftists about how delusional they are, but /pol/ is the same shit, just on the other side of the spectrum
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>>79295598
>They didn't start "mudding" until you went into the middle east in the first place.
wrong. They've been doing this shit for 3000 years
>>79295626
>were you actually threatened by anyone?
the rapid spread of militant, extremist islam in the middle east. Again. Who rose after rome fell?
>>79295526
>The american goverment put Titan missiles in Turkey, and only got cold feet about it when the USSR responded in kind by putting their own missiles in Cuba.
We say what goes. You could do it too if you were a superpower, but you're irrelevent, and so is your opinion.
The CIA knows exactlyy what they're doing guy
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>>79290593
>al-nusra
>356
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>>79295598
>america flooded
lol no. It's not our fault Europe can't secure their borders. Sure we've got beaners but they do our work.
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>>79290593
I don't get why so many /pol/acks support him, or Putin. They're both terrible dictators.
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>>79290593
Posting stats from the same government calling for Assad's overthrow. Hahaha
Fuck off.
You might as well be posting a Jpost article.
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>>79290593
>Al-Nusra
>356 in 5 years
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>>79294921
Shouldn't you be celebrating your nigger president announcing a union with Canada and Mexico?
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>>79295968
the ones who hold the power don't give fuck about any of us.there are no country loving billionaires
---79296360
In a war that has killed just under or around 300,000 people, of which over 80,000 are government troops, 100,000 are rebels, 20,000 are ISIS, and 10,000 are YPG, somehow the government has managed to kill 180,000 civilians?
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>>79296336
flat out wrong. Wouldn't expect a good knowledge of money from a broke Greek. The basis of trade and business is mutally beneficial trade. Billionaires do not get rich fucking over the little guy, that's not how business works in America. If you fuck someone over, no one will buy from you again. That kind of buisness is for central / south america and China. Not the USA
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>>79293589
Ask /sg/
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>>79291090
>>79291340
>>79291985
Guys this guy is a radical Sunni that was talking arabic in another thread.
He was saying death to the alawites, allahu akbar, and other things unironically.
Also, over 70,000 pro assad soldiers died, where are they on the chart?
Also, the source counts rebels as civilians. So anyone killed by the SAA, rebel or not is counted as a civilian.
Did i mention that the guy that came up with these stats lives in London and has no clue who killed who?
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>>79296275
your spirit is lacking commie. The oppressive architecture and vodka is to blame. You need a healthy dose of real art and expression. Something you brutish cunts can't seem to do.
I'd fuck your women though.
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>>79290593
>Assad's killed almost 200K dunecoons
How can one man be so based, /pol/?
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>>79290593
Maybe those numbers are right if you count FSA, ISIS and whoever else as civilians.
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>>79296500
Good christ you are so fucking naive
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>>79291552
This coming from American. Damn i bet you're just sarcastic, i doubt that you are so dumb....
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>>79296500
so you'are saying that the owners of lehman brothers and evry other firm like that were on a "mutually beneficial trade" with the american citizens?
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>>79296713
so you think if we pulled out of the middle east, everything would settle down? Are you actually retarded? Keep going with the Americans are stupid meme, by all means though.... it's a good one. Makes me laugh.
How's your diet of potatoes?
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>>79296911
if you want to learn more about the housing crisis just ask. The government made laws to allow mortgages to be sold to every nigger with shit credit. The housing crisis was caused by bad government, which i won't deny that congress is filled with incompetent retards. The loans were backed by the government, so the banks had literally 0 risk. They gave out all these loans, eventually niggers couldn't pay (or wouldn't, who knows, they're niggers) and all the pieces came tumbling down
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>>79290593
Only good Arab is a dead Arab
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>>79297095
i'm not talking about niggers but about the average citizens that were aloud to go full retard and lose their belongings.those dipshits got bailed out,like two people went to jail and the world keeps spining.look at the media,look at everything around you,which has the single purpose of sedating the masses.would the feminists and every other bullshit ideology been given power to,if the purpose was to protect and ensure the prosperity?
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>>79296921
No if you pull out your army out of their and stop killing them then maybe, JUST MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T BE SO FUCKING PISSED OFF! Oh gee why did they attacked Twin Towers in 9/11 ? Why they are sending hordes of terrorists into Europe and to USA? Why are there so many homeless Arabs who travel to Europe cause their homes are being bombarded for decades ?
You idiots supported religion fanatics and now they have power. You idiots went into Middle East and instead of defeating them you killed civilians bombed their industry and destroyed their homes.
No wonder those goat fuckers turn to "Allah Akbar" if their lives are being destroyed by idiots on other side of the ocean.
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>>79290593
>The Syrian Network for Human Rights is a UK-based non-governmental organization, founded in June 2011,[1] which monitors the Syrian Civil War. The organization's chairman is Fadel Abdul Ghani.
>founded in June 2011
convenient
>Fadel Abdul Ghani
hardly any information exists on him. I'm sure if you digged enough you know where you'd end up.
---79297729
>Syrian network for human rights
Aren't these fags based out of the UK
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>>79297729
Yeah and the wikipedia entry on them is one sentence long.
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>>79297666
>why did they attacked Twin Towers in 9/11
come on now satan you know that's not true
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>>79291552
>hating latvia
Fuck off Russiaboo
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>>79290593
(((Syrian network for human rights)))
1/10 for forcing a reply
---79297989
Define "civilian"
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>>79290593
>people take up arms against regime
>regime kills rebels
>get accused of killing civilians
Sounds about right
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>>79297600
>i'm not talking about niggers but about the average citizens that were aloud to go full retard and lose their belongings
yeah you have no understanding of what happened. the banks got bailed out bc they didn't do anything wrong. The governement WANTED them to give out those loans. Why would anyone go to jail? The did nothing wrong.
i'm not defending the jews behind the media
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>>79297666
>No if you pull out your army out of their and stop killing them then maybe, JUST MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T BE SO FUCKING PISSED OFF!
wrong satan. what don't you understand about islam? they want to install a caliphate, they want their women in bags, they want to throw fags off buildings. They were allah akbaring before 9/11. You know the towers were bombed before that right? 9/11 was just our final straw.
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>>79298141
why would they want the banks to hand out loans?what profit would they make from it?
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>>79290593
>The Syrian government is responsible for 94% of the civilian deaths
BS. How can that be, when you have ~46 terrorist groups fighting him using inaccurate homemade mortars and rockets?
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>>79298440
emporer obongo and the left think niggers have shit credit bc they are disadvantaged and they were fucked by not getting loans for homes after wwii. our economy works in boom and bust cycles now. The housing market was the first big boom and bust
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>>79290894
>ISIS is ISIS because of the regime.
ISIS would be al Qaeda still, if they didn't have a major disagreement in terror tactics. Baghdadi was too ruthless for al Qaeda so they split.
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>>79298440
and of course mortgages are profitable senpai
---79298862
The shitskin running that organization literally admitted he often puts potential "rebels" with civilians because he's not sure what they were.
Also, the "rebels" hide in residential areas, they use civilians as shield. Govt has the option of either giving up or going through them. I'd rather see them do everything they can to destroy al-qaeda/isis/ahrar.
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>>79290593
>Syrian network of human rights
Is that just the renamed Syrian observatory of human rights? Sounds like it. Known untrustworthy source.
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>>79295204
>Universal hatred by every other country on the planet?
LOL like we ever gave a fuck what shitstains like you 'thought' of us. Who do you pansies ALWAYS call for help when the shit hits the fan? That's right bitch..the U.S.A. so kys you fucking hippy faggot.
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---79300104
Alright pol. What do you think of Tommy Robinson?
Imo he is based as fuck and we need more like him. | ---79303339
>>79300104
>>implying
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---79290387
How much are they paying them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq6xRZlCSoM | ---79290461
>>79290387
clearly not enough judging by these leaden performances.
---79291286
bump for kek
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>>79290387
>stop the hate
say that to the hundreds of millions of Muslims that support lynching gays
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>>79290387
>49 irrelevant attentionwhoring rubes use questionable shooting as excuse to whore for attention and parrot leftist talking points.
FTFY
---79298127
Imagine if you got bruce the spruce jenner
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>>79290387
Nothing because everyone in entertainment media is a degenerate.
---79298669
It needs dislike raid.
---79298782
>Rob Reiner
>all these other D listers
---79298842
Why just for Orlando? I didn't see many celebrities care about the victims of the other terror attacks.
I suppose gays are just more important?
---79298988
>>79298842
And I mean ''celebrities'' lightly because I don't really know who any of these are
---79299174
>people unironically believe this
Well done, media. Well done.
---79299728
>>79290387
They use the term "Celebrity" very loosly.
---79299865
>>79299174
REEEEE
---79300059
>>79299174
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---79297579
Lord kek Trudeau's plans for legalizing marijuana progress
>the bong fire rises my friends | ---79300036
>>79297579
>Being Canadian
>Not fucking dogs
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---79299451
>mexican intellectuals will defend this | ---79299994
>tfw people are literally happy to be ruled by retards as long as they're genetic freaks
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---79299553
Best of the Black lives matter retard being destroyed by 16 years old black trump supporter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMn1creoVFE | ---79299653
>>79299553
Where is that boy's parents
---79299923
>>79299553
Damn, and he got 2 qt white girls in tow
Rekts that faggot nigger
Alpha as fuck
---79299974
>>79299553
racism = silence your opponents with socially acceptable name calling/ad hom.
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---79297118
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
http://uk.businessinsider.com/r-farage-says-can-envisage-britain-contribution-to-eu-budget-post-brexit-le-figaro-2016-6 | ---79297588
What the fuck is all this about EU migration.
The issue was NET migration.
---79297788
>doesn't say about a single thing about importing more Pakis
I mean they're better than refugees right? Does Brexit outcome imply that Britan won't receive any more "women and children" fleeing from war?
---79298123
>>79297788
We barely do anyway.
Literally a couple thousand a year.
---79298339
>>79297118
>retarded anglo /pol/acks will still applaud this.
---79300970
There's nothing wrong with contributing to the operations end
As long as it's not like a tribute or something
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---79298191
>Sex education in Canada | ---79298740
>>79298191
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Italian%20style
>A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm
maybe you should see about getting sex ed i school spaghetti
---79299060
>>79298740
>source: urbandictionary
>19 people confirm this
>different definition on the very same page
wow
---79300360
>>79298740
druly ebin :DDD
---79300504
>>79298191
That was in America potato nigger
---79300955
>>79300504
Canada is in America
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---79298883
http://archive.is/NhWvs [article from (((Bloomberg)))]
They talk about Tay
>"From a machine learning perspective, if you don't think about gender inclusiveness, then oftentimes the inferences that get made are biased towards the majority group—in this case, affluent white males," said Margaret Burnett, a professor at Oregon State University's School of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science. Burnett developed GenderMag, which helps software developers build systems that account for the differences in gender of their users. Microsoft has been experimenting with the software, she said. She's also investigated how machine learning systems suffer if the designers don't properly account for gender. "If un-diverse stuff goes in, then closed-minded, inside-the-box, not-very-good results come out," she said.
>Tay, Microsoft's chatbot released earlier this year, had a lot of un-diverse stuff going in. Within 24 hours of being exposed to the public, Tay took on a racist, sexist, homophobic personality. It did that because internet users realized that Tay would learn from its interactions, so they tweeted insulting, racist, nasty things at it. Tay incorporated that language into its mental model and start spewing out more of the same. | ---79299715
>>79298883
>She's also investigated how machine learning systems suffer if the designers don't properly account for gender. "If un-diverse stuff goes in, then closed-minded, inside-the-box, not-very-good results come out," she said.
I can already tell this person doesn't understand what machine learning is
---79300821
You can't really drop the standards of the CS field without research massively suffering as a result, it's catering to retards as it is. I remember two girls who graduated from the CS BSc+MSc back in my day, think the figure of women was around 30 when we started.
>>79299715
She's a CS professor, I'd find that surprising. Then again most women teachers in the field are pretty shit.
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---79298925
>After a night of partying with a female stranger, a man wakes up to find her stabbed to death and is charged with her murder.
HBO just started a series about a Paki falsely accused of murder, you can't make this shit up. | ---79299132
well maybe
it is either him or the nigger
so who cares?
unless of course the knife is switched out by the cops
---79299292
>>79298925
>bet i could was originally named 12 angry men
---79299885
>>79299132
>so who cares?
How can't you see the propaganda?
He could have been any of the millions of whites or negros in america, but he is a paki MUSLIM and he is INNOCENT and everyone is RACIST against him.
---79300163
>>79299885
nobody was being racist other than two niggers
also it is hbo try watching an episode of GoT in their latest season and try talking about propaganda
I don't understand you morons here. You're all so fucking new. We've known that this is what media was going to be. We needed our own ways for creating media but the sad fact of it all is you're all cheap as FUCK. Hell you couldn't even keep white rabbit afloat.
So enjoy the taste of kike cock every time you watch anything you fucking retards.
---79300419
>>79300163
You seem upset.
---79300806
>>79300419
Nice retort.
I'm not upset at the kikes doing what we knew they were going to do. I'm upset at /pol/ for not supporting their own and letting profiteers and attention whoring youtubers dictate their counter culture media production.
And you should be too.
I don't even know why I'm talking to you. I can't imagine a filthy subhuman to understand what I'm even saying. So keep it up with finding that blatant propaganda pedro. You're a real help.
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---79300336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXOdn6vLCuU
This simple allegory shows how ridiculous religion is. When will /pol/ learn?
Your defense? | ---79300722
>>79300336
This is this is the absolute dumbest way to fight against the idea of religious ideas, it's a video made for entertainment there are much better mediums for getting across arguments.(Coming from an atheist (stop being a faggot))
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---79295036
Discuss? | ---79295160
>>79295036
Look at that disgusting ass floor jesus christ
---79295242
I should have explained. The sports show First Take has been taken over by a second tier version of The View essential ever since Skip "To My Lou" Baylesss left for more masculine pastures...
---79295303
>rolls his pants down
I bet that faggot isn't even taking a shit
---79295824
/pol/, you don't have a problem with this??
---79296024
>>79295160
>>79295303
>>79295824
pol pointed out 2 problems and you simply ignored it
---79296193
>>79296024
---79296523
>>79295036
So many faggots on this page. Let's have this discussion.
Why and how was this allowed to happen?
---79296592
What's so significant about the hat?
---79296796
American men are such faggots. No wonder Isis is raping your faggoty asses.
---79296993
nice bathroom and rolled down pants fatty
these fucking autistic burgers
---79297119
I've never been so disgusted to call myself an American.
---79297884
>>79295036
>those shoes
Fag
---79300720
>>79295036
why are you where shoes in your house?
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---79300583
Want to cummy in mummy | ---79300624
No
---79300776
Priti mummi ??
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---79300482
It looks like /b/ is gearing up for another 4th of july raid on tumblr.
It's been a while since we've had a proper lulzy raid, are we interested in getting involved?
http://archive.is/oAFPh | ---79300576
What are you, 12?
---79300679
>>79300576
I'm bored... what the fuck do you want? a poem, let's get /b/ to fuck up tumblrs shit... again.
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---79300556
I have started to red pill my friends | ---79300798
they start to see the big picture
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---79298313
> cuckservashits | ---79298632
Sage
---79299629
>>79298632
Le Bump
---79299716
>>79298313
Isn't Obama president?
---79300353
>>79298313
War crimes only apply to the losing side. If you want justice you should win.
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---79286976
Is there anything more pathetic than a left-wing male? | ---79287130
Alt-right "male"
---79287131
>>79286976
A portuguese male
---79287168
A right wing nigger
---79287207
>>79286976
Everytime I see that thing I question its existence. Is it even possible for someone to look like such a cuck?
---79287225
>>79286976
being OP
---79287291
Black women
---79287292
>>79286976
you being so butthurt over nothing
---79287300
>>79286976
A white male
---79287339
>>79286976
>look extremely unattractive by conventional standards
>try hard in an extremely obvious fashion to take a socially acceptable leftist viewpoint in hopes I will finally join the chads despite being too ugly for them
---79287409
>>79286976
a nigger
---79287445
being a leaf
---79287504
>>79286976
yes - straight virgin males that are left-wing
---79287516
>>79286976
feminist male
---79287523
>>79287131
>>79287225
>>79287300
>>79287168
>>79287130
>>79287207
>>79287291
>>79287292
>>79287339
hmm really makes you think
---79287546
>>79286976
that jaw line makes me feel uncomfortable
---79287613
I don't get this "Drumpf" meme.
It should be funny?
---79287716
>>79287546
>jaw line
>line
Not really
---79287757
>>79287613
Yes you fucking white male.
---79287758
i will definetly kill myself if i looked like that
---79287788
>>79287130
FPBP
---79287859
>>79286976
Beta faggot gets more likes than I do. God, why did I choose the lonely path? The fucking redpill ruined my social life
---79287867
>>79287613
its just a forced slimy limey meme
---79287884
Weeaboo wannabe nazi who lacks self awareness about his degeneracy
---79287910
>>79287613
you're sane to question the Drumpf shit.
it's all libs have, (drumpf, you're racist and a xenophobe).
think of it like tourette's syndrome for those who don't go outside (proof in OP's pic)
---79288129
>>79286976
>ugly face
>ugly skin
>ugly facial hair
>fat
I would avoid cameras at any price.
---79288158
>>79287613
forced meme created by comedian (his writing staff) clearly trying way too hard to be funny
it is basically on the level of tumblr "memes": regurgitated information
---79288529
>>79286976
So what point was trying to be made with the "Drumpf" thing again?
Was Current Year Man just trying to sell idiots hats? I don't see how it harms Trump.
---79288555
>>79286976
What I don't get about these hats... is the mongrelized hateful people who attack people for their hats? They can't read.
---79288841
Vegan males
Males who believe in "toxic masculinity"
---79289469
Now that's an example of "unfuckable" if I've ever seen one.
Dude couldn't even buy a prostitute with that head.
Maybe he should convert to Islam and just rape from now on.
---79290105
>>79287613
it come from that
---79290224
>>79286976
Those idiots who insist on checking for repeating digits
---79290399
>>79288129
>making ugly faces to look funny in any way
---79290764
>>79286976
He's probably mid-twenties age wise, but the war between his cheeks and chin beg to differ
---79291356
>>79286976
How dare you assume xer gender, you fucking pig
---79292739
>>79290105
It's meaningless. It would be like mocking someone with the last name Witherow by mentioning that it was originally Weatherall. So what? It's not funny. There's no humor there.
---79293168
>>79292739
This exactly. Kind of funny to see there are still people unironically using this thinking it's some sort of political statement.
---79293426
>>79286976
>24 likes
what a fucking neck beard cuck.
---79293525
>>79286976
yes, a racist islamophobic bigot -_-
---79293581
Make Bernie Gutman-Glassberg Again!
---79293731
>>79293525
I fail to see the issue with being any of those things if it doesn't interrupt anyone's daily life. My personal hatred of certain people doesn't mean shit if I never take any harmful actions based off it.
---79293732
>>79286976
I don't understand the whole Drumpf meme, so it's the name his ancestors had when they immigrated legally to Ellis Island as part of embracing American life.
They Americanized their name to assimilate into our society better, thats pretty fucking American to me.
>that feeling when son of legal immigrants too
>tfw parents gave me an english name
>tfw they told me that Americans need American names
---79293990
There's not. My commute to work today proved it. I saw a car with an "I'm with her" bumper sticker. From behind, the person looked like a typical SJW tumblrina... Overweight, bowl haircut, wide frame glasses. I decided I had to have a closer look so I drove up next to them at a red light.
Turns out it was A FUCKING WHITE MALE. It was a fat white guy who looked like a fat landwhale feminist. I couldn't contain myself. My windows and "his" Windows were both down and I busted out laughing. "He" looked at me wondering what I was laughing at. I shout "THE MEMES ARE FUCKING REAL!" And drive off.
I'm at work still laughing about it
---79294126
>>79290105
I dont get this. Donald had no choice in choosing his last name upon birth, why are they trying to mock him for it?
---79294635
>>79292739
You're over-thinking it. Liberals think it's funny literally just because "Drumpf" sounds funny. Once you realize Jon Oliver & libs in general never progressed mentally from grade school it'll all make sense.
---79294853
>>79294126
Because, basically: lol his name's drumpf XDDD
There's no reason to it. It sounds funny and they try to use it as "hiding his ancestry" or some ridiculous shit. Point out Bernie's family was Gutman, or by their logic it should still be Bruce Jenner and they go nuts.
---79294904
Anyone have the pic with all of them in it? You can see the desperation for social approval on their faces.
---79295006
>>79290105
but i thought it was current year.. that's like 468 years ago or something
---79295085
>>79287130
/thread
---79297316
>>79286976
What's the deal with "Drumpf" ?
How does this own him?
---79297618
>>79290105
>>79297316
that's it?
️️️
---79300273
>>79287613
It's about as funny as #MakeJonLeibowitz Again
---79300455
>>79286976
How do people this ugly live their lives? Are any of you this ugly? I'm no chad but still good enough to get laid and never be called ugly. Do these people have friends? how do girls treat them?
---79300458
Lol the libs still can't figure out how to harness the power of the meme.
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---79297123
So, I play flash games and the like online often, and while playing I noticed something hidden in the map. look familiar? | ---79300392
Dat swastika
---79300510
>>79297123
Pretty retarded swastika.
---79301090
What the fuck is this shit thread, OP?
Explain yourself.
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---79297347
>Trump is getting closer | ---79297403
>>79297347
In the state polling he is still far off.
---79297518
>>79297347
my digits confirm this
---79297705
>>79297347
>increasingly nervous man
---79297844
>>79297347
Lol all the media has to do is reshine a light on the judge scandal
---79298059
>>79297403
(((PPP)))
---79298166
>>79297347
Serious question: Assuming these polls are accurate, why do they fluctuate so much? Are people really this indecisive?
---79298221
>>79298166
Because Rasmussen is a garbage pollster that showed Romney constantly up.
---79298235
>>79298166
they aren't accurate dummy
excellent digits
---79298382
>>79297347
>this delusional
---79300883
>>79297347
SOOON
>eu will turn nazi
>trump will win
>kebabs status: removed
>niggs back to africa
>eradication of fags and degenerates
>shlomos loses the game
---79300942
Trump will win
>look at my digits
---79301103
>>79297518
RARE
---79301312
>>79298166
that's how margin of error works
---79301335
KEK IS THE GOD
TRUMP IS HIS PROPHET
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---79300034
Why is this allowed?
Me and my parents (and 2 sisters and 2 brothers) who are from Egypt have been discussing this, and we're appalled at how lacking Western countries are confronting the Palestinian genocide by the Israelis. The Palestinians are having to have 6 kids per family to compensate the killings.
How do we punish Israel? It's the worst country in the region, and has the ugliest people. | ---79300167
>>79300034
you dont
you beat them or be beaten
and it doesnt look like they will get tired of winning
---79300271
fuck off refugee
---79300426
Israelis and especially Palis breed like rats. Combined population is 14 million people in a territory smaller than Albania.
---79300470
>>79300034
we can't :)
literally they offered them the (67 or 69 , can't be arsed to check the date) borders and they refused them :)
and if palestine took over the "state" , they will turn it into shithole , just look at Sina , since you're egyptin
>inb4 WE
Sina was a FUCKING HEAVEN under israel rule , now , it a desert :)
---79300573
>>79300034
Arabs got jordania and iraq from british mandate territory for Arab countries. Also similar amount of kikes were expelled from Arab countries to Israel as kikes expelled arabs from their territory after Israeli independence.
---79300577
>>79300034
jews control the west
---79300615
>>79300034
fuck you snow paki. get off the internet and go back to the open shitfields of Egypt and do something about it if you really care so much
---79300633
>>79300034
Nuke it. Kill both the Jews and the Palestinians... problem solved.
---79300770
>>79300034
Right of the conqueror.
Israelis were barely settled before they got attacked. They took the lebensraum because arabs cant into modern warfare whilst jews are pretty good at using the USA's money to finance their troops.
---79300865
>>79300770
>ImKruZ
I'm not Ted Cruz I swear.
---79300922
>>79300034
How can it be called a genocide if the Palestinian population has exponentially increased since this shit kicked off?
---79300965
Think about it like this-
If the Palestinians owned that land, would they do the same to Israel?
---79301311
>>79300271
>>79300426
>>79300573
>>79300577
RARE
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---79301165
These fucking rapefugees
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/good-news/2016/06/29/syrian-refugee-praised-after-handing-in-50000-he-found-hidden-in/ | ---79301221
>>79301165
Why does he look so ugly?
---79301253
>>79301165
He knows he's gonna earn that in just a month selling dope.
---79301284
Of course they're all not rapists but too many are
---79301562
>>79301221
Uncombed, but wouldn't say ugly. He has an ugly hairstyle tho, plus eating all of that shitty deep fried arabic shit food made him chubby.
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---79293000
Can Someone OP a risk thread? I want to join one but not OP | ---79293939
>>79293000
I would OP,but I'm on mobile right now,so I can't. What is your excuse,Bong?
---79294363
i will op a game for you cucks
---79294479
>>79294363
Thanks. Will you be using this Map?
---79295231
Iberian Republic.
---79295291
>>79295231
Spain
Green
---79296860
bump.
---79297013
Bump
---79298095
>>79293000
>>79294363
Afghanistan
Gold
"Golden Horde"
---79298936
bump
---79298949
Ethnostate of Hyde
Georgia
Gray
---79298979
>>79298949
>>79293000
for OP
---79299198
>>79298979
>>79298949
>>79294363
Ethnostate of Hyde
Gray
Georgia
---79299746
Britannia
UK (London Area)
Red
---79299984
Is OP still here?
---79300088
someone host a game
---79301183
>>79300818
>>79300818
>>79300818
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---79296431
Anyone remember Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom? | ---79296584
>>79296431
they were the evil white oppressors who got killed by those innocent boys who dindu nuffin need mo momey fo dem programs
---79296856
>>79296431
yes but really their case is no different from the thousands of other non-white on white murders that go unnoticed
---79297409
>>79296431
Never forget, nothing gets forgiven.
---79297521
>>79296431
Killed by obama's children. Ignored by shlomo's media.
---79297686
>>79296431
>>79296584
>>79297521
well, do you remember trayvon martin, michael brown, tamir rice etc. ?
---79297825
Does anyone here know the details of the case? I don't think trayvon had acid poured down his throat and vagina.
---79297906
>>79297686
Tamir Rice? Was he a chinaman or something?
---79298040
>>79296431
>„Channon“
It's a trap and the guy a faggot obvs
---79298437
>>79296431
---79298771
>>79296584
killed is a pretty harsh word
how about annulled?
---79298969
>>79297686
>do you remember trayvon martin
02/26 never forget
---79299215
>>79296431
is this a niggers thread?
---79299223
>>79296431
Apparently those nogs are going to be getting out of prison due to the judge being on oxy during the trial.
---79299261
>>79296431
let's get it rollin. Dindu and his Nuffin's #1 hits!
---79299345
>>79296431
>The race war is real
>the race war has been happening for the last 30 years
---79299419
>>79296431
---79299464
>>79296431
what are you doing about it /pol/?
---79299474
Yes the Tennessee couple tortured and killed by niggers if I'm correct
---79299555
>>79296431
actually not too upset about this one
---79299600
>>79297686
DINDU NUFFIN GONNA GET BACK TO SCHOOL GET HIS LIFE ON TRACK WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ATTACKED SOMEONE HE DINDU NUFFIN U RACIS FUCKING CRACKER GOD I HATE WHITE PEOPLE.
---79299625
>>79296431
ABNR
---79299825
>>79296431
Funny how the one on the left looks like a MtF tranny and the one on the right looks like a FtM tranny.
I heard they were in niggertown buying drugs. Wouldn't surprise me if that was true.
---79300635
>>79297686
Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, Tamir Rice = Criminals
Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom = Innocent citizens
Do you understand the difference?
Probably not.
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---79301151
>not forcing old captcha with numbers, top kek | ---79301309
>>79301151
pls delete i meant to respond to a thread
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---79293113
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-36667873 | ---79293221
>>79293113
If it were up to me I'd execute people who do it.
---79293313
Should be punishable by death.
---79293322
>>79293113
Should be shot.
---79293384
>>79293113
I think people who abuse animals should be forced into slavery.
---79293425
>>79293221
basically this
It shows lack of empathy, a lack of consciousness and that's a nigger trait
---79293431
Public flogging, 10 lashes.
---79293503
Gas chambers
---79293520
>>79293221
>>79293313
>>79293322
>>79293384
Basically this. It's literally the most degenerate thing imaginable along with child abuse. Kill em all.
---79293524
>>79293425
>It shows lack of empathy, a lack of consciousness and that's a nigger trait
Came here to post exactly this
---79293560
>>79293113
People that do this should be beaten to death in public.
---79293565
Only a truly depraved mind would torture an animal that has no way to defend itself. It shows a lack of empathy, lack of respect for nature & sanctity of life.
---79293588
This happened near to where I live.
Fucking Hell...shit like this really gets me in the feels.
---79293590
Not good but not an issue to get all worked up about.
---79293607
>>79293113
Death penalty. Not because animals are worth more than humans, but because abusing animals shows a mind beyond repair. Completely devoid of empathy.
---79293656
100% SHILL THREAD.
REPORTED
---79293673
Psychopaths that have no emotion that will eventually hurt other people. It's hard to say as someone in the medical field but I'd kill them if it were aloud. Thankfully I live in a place with castle doctrine so if I ever thought someone was fucking with my animals I would shoot them on the spot. Mudslimes are already killing people's dogs in Europe.
---79293679
>>79293113
Disgusting. Even ignoring the moral aspect it's a clear warning sign of the things you can expect from them.
---79293682
Anyone who hurts or kills any animal for their own sadistic pleasure should be rounded up and shot.
RIP Tiny Tim.
---79293689
>terrible, terrible. there should should be severe punishment for crimes as disturbing as animal abuse...unless they're on my hometown memeball team, then only a slap on the wrist will suffice
t. average ameriblob
---79293715
When an animal kills, it does so out of instinct. It doesn't know any better. When a human kills however, it made a concious choice and decided to spill blood. Those who kill animals deserve death.
---79293716
>>79293113
The ability to show empathy, care and train a being of lower existence is an implicit part of white and western identity.
That being said if it was up to me they'd go straight to a gas chamber as they've proved themselves to be lower than even the animals we've trained.
---79293761
Disgusting savage behavior that should not be tolerated.
---79293769
>>79293113
Look Hitler was pro animal rights, what do you think we think about it?
Degenerate and should be punishable!
---79293775
>>79293673
allowed* fuck I'm tired.
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>>79293113
Edgy
Clean kills are more efficient; less cleanup and faster profit
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>>79293715
You against hunting too?
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>>79293769
Don't forget he banned human (nigger) zoos too. He was disgusted with them in Belgium.
---79293970
>>79293854
Hunting has purpose, you are killing for meat. I have no problem with that, but when it comes to killing for sport, that is my issue
---79294001
>>79293113
Depends on the animal and the reason. If its not a dog or cat I don't really care but for dogs and cats I'm fine with medical tests.
---79294030
pisses me off more than anything.
they are innocents that only wants warm hugs.
---79294102
You're a pretty fucking dirty nigger to abuse animals, really.
---79294108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndttNPSXArY
Stuff like this is pretty fucked up the mom should be executed.
---79294113
>>79293689
t. cat-eater trap-fucker
---79294114
>>79293565
This. Under criminal law it should be treated as an offence worse than drug dealing.
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>>79293113
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>>79293524
>>79293425
wew lad
it is like you dont know SHIT about history.
let alone how white trash treat their animals.
---79294167
>>79293854
The point being why animal abuse is absolute heresy is the fact that it prolongs its suffering to an extent that's completely unnecessary.
If you're going to kill an animal, make it quick and painless. Picture related.
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>>79293113
Something only subhumans do.
---79294214
>>79293113
I get pissed when I see it. I generally like animals, and don't like the idea of people hurting them with no fucking reason.
---79294270
>>79293689
I never liked this nigger so I don't know what you're talking about?
I would have glassed him.
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>>79294167
I'm not disagreeing with you, I said before I'd wish animal abusers dead, the person I was asking said nothing about abuse, just killing animals. I was checking if he was some faggot vegan or something.
---79294328
>>79293113
1) Animal abuse is bad
2) Raising Slaughtering animals for food is not animal abuse
3) People that say "I love animals more than people" simply lack social skills.
---79294382
>>79294143
>white trash
As if there's a difference?
---79294498
Animals don't have human levels of self-consciousness, that's why I care more about them over most humans. They feel like they're ignorant and innocence to everything around them, gives off the aura of, "I want to protect such an innocent creature"
---79294523
>>79294270
only 23 months in jail and allowed to play his faggy sport again. He got off easy because your country is too obsessed with its dumb fucking sport that literally nobody else in the world cares about.
---79294532
>>79294296
sports fans of all races are huge cock suckers that are willing to over look terrible and even excuse shit for the people on "their" team.
that jig got caught running a dog fighting ring and the sports fans threw a fit that he got punished and demanded he not be banned.
---79294640
>>79294523
Unfortunately I am not at the helm of my country. Call me back when I am, ok?
---79294701
>>79293113
only punishable if the animal in question was a pet. damage of property applies.
do whatever you want to strays and wild animals
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>>79293221
>>79293425
Feels based faggots. I don't condone animal violence but you women let your emotions overpower you over a sacks of shit that die by the millions every year from natural causes.
---79294723
>>79294532
agreed pham. it's honestly the same here too, except it's international football instead of american footbal that everyone is so crazy with. People become so obsessed with it that it really blinds them to any wrongdoing that their sports heroes may do.
---79294754
>>79294523
hey hey dont get too fucking uppity about our love for hand egg.
the rest of the world riots when their futbol team wins/loses.
---79294756
>>79293565
the next level of the redpill is doing that to humans
---79294906
>>79294640
You asked me what I'm talking about. I'm making a point about the sport's culture in your country (we have it too). No need to get so fanny flustered my man.
---79294950
>>79294756
whoa there
thinking like that might open you up to not despising non whites. might want to rethink where you are!
---79294954
>>79293854
The motivation to hunt is different from the motivation to abuse. The underlying intent is vastly different even if the result in both less to the death of an animal.
---79294976
>>79294523
Its more of the fact that he made a lot of money for our Jewish overlords. Things like this happen all the time here and he was the exception tot he rule because he made Jews billions of dollars so they turned a blind eye on it. Its not just animals that this happens for. If you make Jews a lot of money, you can get away with anything thats not tax evasion.
---79294993
Kill them, people who abuse animals isn't worth shit. They are degenerate fucks.
---79295014
>>79294712
>natural causes
>animal abuse
One of these things is not like the other. Psychotic people who get off on conflicting suffering on other living things should be removed from the gene pool along with those who cannot differentiate between such behavior and natural predation, disease, etc.
---79295137
>>79294950
your all disgusting meatsacks in the end. white or brown.
you rot and decay.
diseased flesh.
---79295162
>>79295014
>conflicting
Meant to say inflicting.
---79295213
>>79294906
I'm not fanny flustered at you, I'm fanny flustered at the reality of the matter.
I would have glassed this nigger, plus the eagles have always been shit.
---79295226
>>79295137
compute this.
life uh finds away.
---79295239
>>79293221
I agree, or at least severely punish with public whipping/caning.
Cruelty to animals is a trait that is undeniably linked to severe psychological problems. This sort of behavior sadly has cropped up in the West, but it is epidemic in non European areas.
There is just something acutely wrong with someone who would abuse his animals. It is especially heinous when it's done against animals domesticated over millennia for the specific purpose of human companionship, such as dogs and cats.
I remember Alex Jones rambling several years ago about how the SS systematically tortured puppies. (Of course this is not true; the NKVD and hordes of Red Army slime were into the menu of those sorts of things.) Why must the man spout this sort of idiotic inversion of history?
Anyway, pic related. Animal welfare is a real thing, not some Left wing project. Experimentation facilities are a travesty as are factory farms.
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>>79293113
---79295322
>>79295014
>he kicked a kitten! Kill him!
People used to fucking drown kittens by the bagfull. Cats breed prolifically and fucking kill hundreds of millions of birds in America alone. I don't have any issues killing mice cruelly, and I don't have any issues culling cat populations. Animal cruelty is wrong but you chucklefucks have a disproportionate response that indicates that you've lived extremely sheltered lives.
---79295354
>>79295300
haha that meme is pretty epic
---79295362
as long as your love for animals doesnt make you a liberal or green voter, whatever.
---79295418
>>79293113
Animal abusers are subhuman and need to be punished harshly. People who harm living creatures solely for fun are displaying sociopathic traits that put them on the same level as niggers and the like.
Only degenerate edgelords will defend it.
---79295444
>>79293221
>>79293313
>>79293322
Generally speaking, if the first 3 replies in a thread, from presumably different people, all agree - it's a safe bet that's the opinion shared by an overwhelming majority of /pol/
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>>79295362
HNNNGGGG
---79295500
>>79295213
Sorry pham, I misinterpreted your post. I hate the football fanatics here too, it's not fair to single out Murricans when they're just as bad the world over as they are there.
---79295519
>>79295322
>modern population controls are not good enough!
>we need to beat them to death in the streets i dont see the problem!
---79295551
>>79293113
Intelligence, emotional development, productivity and overall respectability of a person tends to correlate directly with that person's capability for empathy and respect towards animals.
Animal abuse should be punished heavily. No slaps on the wrist, no fines, straight to prison and extensive mental evaluation.
The people who shrug it off as being "just animals" overlook the fact that animal cruelty is just one of the ways in which severe antisocial/psychopathic tendencies manifest themselves. Today's animal abuser is tomorrow's murderer, rapist or child molester.
---79295578
>>79293113
Well, basically, if I ever find the guy who shot my cat and killed him, I'm going to cut off his balls and stuff them down his fucking throat till he's fucking dead.
And after that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXtM4qQh-j4
---79295611
>>79293113
I hate it. Especially against cats and dogs.
---79295629
People have the right to treat animals whatever way they want to and any state infringing upon that right is tyrannical and deserves to be abolished
---79295643
>>79295226
---79295670
>>79293221
This
---79295716
>>79295444
trips of solidarity on issues
---79295853
>>79293221
fpbp
---79295892
>>79293113
Punishable by death. Human respect for nature is a prime value of civilization
---79295934
>>79295322
Culling of populations can be done humanely. Beating an animal to death is not humane and this faggot wasn't culling an overgrown population so fuck off with your strawman.
---79295981
>>79293113
Thats what Brexit does to you people...
---79296083
>>79295137
Sounds like you've finally come across the secrets of true light and true dark, Tay.
---79296169
>>79295137
>guise look im so steampunk
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>>79295578
My neighbour's son shot my childhood tabby cat in the leg. The brave tabby cat walked 60m across his property to us (he got shot on their property). And my Mum drove him to the after hours vet immediately, and had his entire leg reconstructed with metal pins and rods holding the bone together. The surgery cost $1000, but it was worth it. After his leg healed back perfectly to normal, the pins and rods came after. And he was back to normal. Unfortunately however, he got shot and killed again.
Just last year I got another tabby cat, and he follows me on runs and walks around my large property. Along with my Australian sheepdog, a Border Collie x Kelpie. Unleashed of course, leashes are cruel.
So my animals recognize me as the alpha male and their friend. Pic related.
---79296231
>>79293113
honestly just execute them, if someone derives pleasure from torturing and killing another living being then there's obviously something wrong with them.
it would be best to get rid of these people
---79296308
>>79295629
Libertarianism is the philosophy of autistic degenerates. You will go against the wall, too.
---79296316
>>79296217
Why is everything so disgusting?
---79296325
>>79293113
This is why comparing mudslimes and niggers to animals just doesn't work.
We actually feel compassion when an animal gets hurt.
---79296387
>>79295444
DEUS KEK
>>79296217
>he got shot and killed again.
Your first mistake was not glassing the kid after the first shooting.
---79296395
>>79296217
m8
what is this, a combined bedoom garage bathroom drinking and pet containment area? and what is going on outside the door?
---79296406
>>79295519
Now you're putting words in my mouth, after I literally said it's wrong. Leftists love abusing "muh animal rights" as an argument (except when it comes to halal/kosher).
>>79295934
I won't deny this, but the problem comes with hyperventilating over it and calling for maiming the perpetrators. Nobody gave a single fuck about this shit 150 years ago when they actually had to focus on important things. I find that when the argument comes from otherwise sensible people, who often eat meat, the same people refuse to acknowledge animal cruelty in the agricultural system (which is often blown out of proportion by aforementioned leftists). Do you think trapping is 100% pain free too? Are you also opposed to it? Hunting - especially bow hunting - can also be extremely painful for game animals. Will you say no to that as well?
---79296448
>>79293431
---79296455
>>79296169
>steampunk
---79296506
>>79296217
Good man.
>tfw city dweller degenerate no doge
---79296522
>>79293113
Who harms an animal, except hunting for food or defending himself, is an abomination and degenerate.
---79296549
>>79296231
>wants the pleasure of revenge by inflicting death upon a living being
>says people who derive pleasure from killing another living being have something wrong with them
checks out
---79296552
>>79296217
I do hope you knocked him the fuck out though
---79296560
>>79296406
Honestly, fletching and archery need to make a huge comeback, it's been long overdue.
---79296569
>Wilson was sentenced to 10 weeks in jail, suspended for a year, when he appeared before Brighton magistrates.
That's it? You britfags better do something about this.
---79296613
Any reptile bros here?
---79296671
Honestly nothing pisses me off more than animal abuse. I can't really even read stories or watch videos about it because it bothers me so much. I can't understand how people can be so fucked up that they'd hurt animals for pleasure.
---79296676
>>79296217
Why didn't you and some of your friends pay your neighbours a visit the first time they shot your cat?
---79296704
>>79296522
Does defending your property count as defending yourself?
---79296736
>>79296549
There is a difference between animals and people.
Most people know what they're doing when they do shit so they deserve it. Animals on the other hand, don't always know what they're doing is right or wrong (by human standards). Some animals are dicks though, mostly birds.
---79296744
>>79296308
Better turn off your computer, you're contributing towards global warming and thus animal abuse!! You're abusing the natural ecosystems of animals and harming hundreds of thousands of them! Will you stand by your green beliefs and carry out your own self-execution now?
---79296751
>he drinks Coke too
What a fucking degenerate
---79296763
>>79296613
No but I wish I had frogs.
---79296804
10 years in jail
---79296863
>>79296308
>britcuck nogunz is going to put you against the wall
And do what, luv? Throw licensed butterknives at him?
---79296889
>>79296613
Mine is more yellowish-pink. Not quite as fat yet, but full length now. It's bretty chill.
---79296930
>>79296316
Because I don't clean up, and we don't have a bitch in the house to do the cleaning.
>>79296387
>>79296552
>>79296676
At the time the neighbour's son went to a different school than me, so I couldn't.
We accidentally started a far when we were using the angle grinder on metal near dry grass. The fire caught and burnt down the neighbour's trees. Police came and didn't find us negligent. Neighbour was going to sue, but luckily my Dad's insuranced covered his gay trees.
I guess that was just punishment, even though it was unintentional.
>>79296395
That's the old verandah, my Dad and I converted into a room with a fireplace for guests to sleep at. I just store my beer out there. Outside the glass sliding door, is the start of the garage. And the pets are just chilling inside, on the cool tiles, after a run. The dog stays outside, the cat comes inside to sleep and eat, but mostly hunts outside more.
---79296984
>>79296930
>Because I don't clean up
Pretty degenerate anon
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>>79295322
For fucks sake this is some leftwing level mental gymnastics. You think he was stamping and kicking a kitten over a period of time to maintain population numbers. Perhaps child abuse is acceptable in your eyes also as a form of control.
---79297016
>>79296406
I am opposed to factory farming. I hunt regularly and have issues with it when done with purpose (not merely for trophies).
No one is hyperventilating here except for you. Again, this isn't just about taking a life, it is about those inflict pain and suffering for pleasure.
FYI people have considered this issue for a very long time (well before 150 years ago).
---79297032
>>79296736
So when does animal abuse become so unacceptable that it warrants putting a human being to death? I've seen youtube videos of people putting a piece of ham on a dog's face and thousands upon thousands of hysterical women in the comments section calling it animal abuse and that sickfucks like that should be killed. Do you agree? Was putting a piece of ham on a beast so intolerable that this egregious individual deserves death?
---79297066
>>79295322
LMAO 2CAT
---79297097
>>79296671
Whenever I get a chance in conversation, I make sure to bring up probability and chance when talking about how to get justice for people who do shitty things, even if it's subjective (for the record, I think animal abuse is universally wrong regardless of what some faggot hedonist will post). But just as an example, I say that I am relieved to know that some of the people who run red lights and text while in heavy traffic will be killed in car crashes or random murders or even just before their natural end due to a disease.
>but anon, doing those things doesn't mean they should be killed!
Didn't say that. I said I'm glad that some of them will meet justice even if it's not in the expected form. This seems to really bother some people so I say it whenever I can. Pro-tip for anyone reading this: you can't be an edgy faggot and say something like, "I hope they are killed by x unlikely situation." Say something extremely common, something that kills lots of people every year because it's impossible to fix. This notion apparently stirs people's imaginations up pretty wildly for whatever reason. It's like a Twilight Zone episode in their head.
---79297098
>>79293221
This. Death penalty. These sociopaths and psychopaths are a threat to all life.
---79297101
>>79293113
OK if it's done by whites.
---79297173
They are our younger brothers and sisters and we must protect them.
---79297186
>>79296736
Birds are dicks because they have a very very VERY deep seeded vendetta against us.
---79297272
>>79296984
Most of it's my Dad's stuff, it's a real man cave our house. My dad has engines disassembled, and diffs in his bedroom (he can repair any car, he's a brilliant mechanic).
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>>79296217
This is exactly why you don't let your cats run wild, you dumb motherfucker. YOU killed that cat.
---79297354
>>79296989
I'm not saying that he did that. I won't stand for corporal punishment over animal cruelty though. People's lives are greater than animals - except possibly in the case of cetaceans and apes who are on the same level as niggers. I've said it before and I'll say it again, killing people for animal cruelty is a disproportionate and unmeasured response.
---79297386
>>79296704
Depends. Termites? yes
The neighbor's cat, fucking in your garden - nope.
---79297404
>>79295981
This is what merkel does to you people
---79297413
>>79293113
Your average person absolutely hates others who hurt animals, and there's a good reason for that.
Animal cruelty or abuse strongly correlates with psychopathic tendencies. If a person can stab a kitten to death, they'll stab your child to death without issue, too.
We naturally fear and revile people like this, and have had the common decency to kill them before they can cause harm to other people for tens of thousands of years.
---79297425
>>79297032
>hysterical women
You mean hamplanets?
Anon...it's not "animal abuse" that's got them so anally annihilated.
---79297445
>>79297032
No one takes feminists and the fluffy world view seriously. Soon they will be saying just being born white is an act of racism.
---79297517
>>79297386
Ok, so you wouldn't take care of chicken hawks and rabbits?
---79297547
>>79297354
>I'm not saying that he did that.
Then why are you making the excuse?
---79297557
>>79293113
my usual stance is on their backs and hind end to inflict the most paint without causing permanent damage
---79297594
>>79297343
But my cat sent all the rats and mice around the house extinct within a few months. Catching and killing full grown rats. Killing feral cats that come on his turf, by biting into their spinal cord. I witnessed it after I heard a feral cat howling outside at 2 in the morning. I come out and see my cat, biting hard into a dying feral cat's neck, blood spraying all over my cat. This cat is much smarter and doesn't go to the neighbours, only on the fence border with me, to take a shit on his property, everytime we got for a walk/jog.
See my cat was born in the wild, I rescued him as a kitten when he was 6 months from a private shelter.
---79297610
People who abuse animals should be bullied in public.
---79297678
>>79296989
>Perhaps child abuse is acceptable in your eyes also as a form of control.
What is in a child's benefit or abuse is totally considered the prerogative of the society at large.
From my perspective it seems the measure is whether or not physical marks are left on the skin. You can mentally abuse a kid and leave no marks.
Similarly, you can take a pet animal, and lock them up all day everyday, feed them foods that make them constipated, and thwart every other natural instinct, scream at them and "punish" them, etc., and as long as you leave no marks.
Seriously, no bullshit. To keep those pets who "enhance their owners lives b/c makes them so fulfilled, etc.", we operate factories which confine, shred, and maim other animals. It finances industries that go out in the world, in the homes of other wild and free animals and captures, maims and terrorises them.
>>79297016
We can live with the contradictions of our culture for only so long. Its pure poison, don't be fooled into believing in your own virtue or the virtue of these systems.
It might be inconvenient to interrupt your pure ethical moment condemning this guy, when in fact all around you there are multitudes of equal and greater crimes.
---79297782
>>79293113
Who hurts usefull animals for fun is mental sick.
---79297790
>>79297594
Cats are awesome pest control. You did just fine by that cat.
---79297855
>>79297517
>chicken hawks
>rabbits
My chickens are protected by a huge meshwire-roof and I actually plan to maintain a stable rabbit population for food.
Wild rabbits get scared of by the two cats. Same goes for mice.
What is it with you American and rabbits?
---79297864
>>79293113
abuse?
What's the point of that? That's just what choinamen do.
No when you kill an animal you do it
>clean an fast
>only kill for eatings or fur
>or to just piss off libtards
nah it's very degenerate, I beat up a bunch of shits once for torturing a porcupine
---79297890
>>79297790
I adore my cat, I like to nuzzle my nose into his fur. He likes to kiss his nose against my nose as a greeting. And sit on my lap, and sleep next to me on my bed at night, sharing my body warmth.
---79297943
>>79297855
Don't underestimate rabbits.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbits_in_Australia
---79297944
>>79297610
Yet it is something niggers do for fun in America.
But no, straight white males are the problem :)
#BAN(((TOXICMASCULINITY)))
---79298016
>>79297943
I'm not ins Australia and we don't have a rabbit-problem around here.
---79298047
>>79297517
If you have a legitimate problem and there isn't a reasonable way to redirect problem animals, then you can dispatch these creatures *humanely*. There is never a need to inflict pain on an animal (viz. prolong its suffering) or roughly treat it.
This is principle comes up in New Jersey regarding the bear hunt. I oppose it; I support instead legislation that gives explicit protections to homesteaders to use force if they are truly threatened or their livestock is threatened.
---79298171
This apparently is the woman mentioned in the article
---79298217
>>79297943
>Don't underestimate rabbits.
---79298333
>>79293113
>laugh at people dying because of their own idiocy
>laugh at people getting killed by other hu- "monkeys"
>cry like a bitch reading about a kitten being abused so much it had to be put out of its misery
fuck this shit world
and then there are people, who plug their ears and eyes, not knowing about ANYTHING that happens in the world and still have the ignorance to walk the streats and preach "god loves everyone he helped me once when i lost my car keys so he is real :)"
---79298362
>>79293113
The man that tortured that cat, needs to be beaten himself. Fucken scum.
---79298374
>>79293113
It's a very odd area because it feels to be entirely ruled by feels.
No one would give a shit if someone beat the shit out of their pet fish, or lizard. But when the animal has fur, then everyone cares. What if I bought a rabbit from a pet store then killed it for food?...is that illegal? What if I euthanize my dog because I can't afford to have a vet do it, is that illegal?
Aren't these animals basically considered your property? The legal precedents seem very flimsy.
---79298495
>>79293715
complete bullshit. Dolphins, cats and chimps kill for fun.
---79298512
It's degenerate as fuck
Empathy for animals is a white man trait. If you don't have empathy for animals I've got bad news for you...
---79298557
>>79298333
I don't know, our lord kek gave you triple 3s for your lament, so you're onto something.
---79298601
>>79298374
Go to a vet to get an animal euthanized.
---79298602
>>79293113
it's a cat, fuck cats
they were made to be abused
---79298712
>>79293113
If it isn't cat's or to a lesser extent dogs we don't give a fuck
It goes
Cats > dogs > otters > everything else
---79298754
>>79298374
You can kill your pet, ofcourse. But I believe in most countries you have to do it as painless and fast as possible.
All my family dogs have been shot instead of taken to vet.
---79298767
>>79298602
>edgy summerfag badass
Grow some hair on your balls before you come here.
---79298812
>>79296217
Hey you fucking retard, keep your cats inside.
Small cats are an invasive species to most areas and are one of the biggest threats to local song bird populations. Just because you love your cute furry companion doesn't mean it isn't cancer on the local ecosystem.
---79298841
>>79298602
You were made to be abused you fucking piece of shit.
---79298845
>>79298374
Your own child could be considered 'your property' but sustained attacked on any living creature is just plain wrong. I mean this is a 11 week old kitten that doesn't even have the capacity to escape and fend for itself. It is solely dependent on the much larger animals for all its current needs and all it is receiving is neglect and physical abuse.
Its no surprise that the people responsible look like they have a joint IQ of 70. Seems to me dumber humans have this innate capacity for cruelty.
Inb4 people say "Muh Chinks"
Do you think the people in those food markets literally torturing animals to death for food look like people with an IQ of 100+?
---79298970
>>79298812
My cat kills parrots and native birds, you mad you greeny faggot? He climbs 25 foot tall trees stalking birds and pounces on them up there, and brings them to me to kill and pluck for him.
---79298976
>>79293715
cats torture small animals all the time
I grew up and live on a farm, surrounded by other farms, some of which are Amish. Animals live brutish fucking lives, and cats are actually very cruel animals themselves. The thing about animal life is that it's, for the most part, very replaceable. Cats have 2-3 (sometimes more) litters of kittens every year and kill hundreds of millions of birds and other animals.
Once again, I don't think animal cruelty is right, but I think that corporal punishment is a fucking ridiculous response that elevates animals to the level of people.
---79299023
>>79293113
It's deplorable and people who do it should be kept an eye on. But all these people saying "muh animals ded let's kill that guy " need to get a grip. Human life is always worth more than an animal's, as a principle.
TL;DR fuck cats in the pussy
---79299027
>>79298557
damn I didn't even notice
maybe lord kek will finally cleanse the earth for greater good, one genetically engineered neko maid for everyone, at a time
---79299138
>>79298754
Yeah but if the first whack over the head doesn't do..that sucks.
I've done a fair bit of animal killing in my day as part of research (mainly fish) and there are ethical guidelines for euthanization, but they are very vague. Beating the fish over the head with a club in order to sever the vertebrae from the skull is commonly practiced. I could just imagine people flipping out is this approach was used on mammals even though it;s deemed humane by ethical standards.
---79299264
>>79298841
>>79298767
Cats are for faggots
---79299265
>>79299027
PLEASE DELETE
Drawn pictures of underage girls are illegal in Australia, a 23 year old went to jail for having lolicon, along with real CP (sicko).
---79299308
>>79298970
>kills parrots and native birds
And you don't seem how that's harmful for the native ecosystem?
You think I'm a greeny faggot when you allow feel towards your cuddly kitty to override scientific evidences?
Cat lovers are the fucking worst.
t. cat owner.
---79299353
>>79299264
Cats are beautiful creatures, so elegant in their body structure. If Medieval Europe wasn't paranoid about cats being superstitious, there never would have been a black plague caused by a flea-infested rat infestation.
---79299426
>>79299265
just put on your Anti-loli-trousers™ and you'll be fine, straya
---79299445
>>79299308
None of them are endangered birds. He caught and killed one of these, one time.
---79299477
>>79299308
>giving a fuck about flying rats with wings
Nigger get a grip birds need to either die or stop shitting on my car
---79299851
>>79299477
terrific argument you uneducated knuckle dragging negro
---79299861
>>79299477
They have a vendetta.
---79299919
>>79299138
Killing is never pretty, but if it's done quickly and effectively then it's acceptable. I wouldn't watch you do that for entertainment, but if there's a good reason why you need to then I don't have a problem with it.
---79300007
>>79299851
Not an argument nigger
---79300096
>>79299919
In rural areas in Australia, it's kinda hush hush, but people will euthanize each other's animals with a rifle, rather than pay for a vet to gas it.
---79300255
>>79300096
If I had to chose a way to be executed, I'd want to be shot in the head.
I actually think that's a healthy way to do it. It's a way of accepting personal responsibility for taking a life, not just driving down to the vet and pretending you didn't just serve a death warrant.
---79300380
>>79296316
Gotta have a shitty looking area for prime shitposting.
---79300468
>>79299265
>mfw a man here wrote a fanfic about Cheryl [insert surname she's going by] and was jailed
>mfw it was literally a neckbear fantasy
>mfw it was classed as "stalking" and that he was "dangerous" and "didn't we learn anything from Ricardo Lopez"
This country gets worse with every passing minute. The sooner article 50 is triggered the better.
---79300625
>>79300468
>Ricardo Lopez
Literally who?
---79300858
>>79297354
>peoples lives are greater then animals lives
By what measure?
---79300873
>>79297413
>We naturally fear and revile people like this, and have had the common decency to kill them before they can cause harm to other people for tens of thousands of years.
Haha you actually think green hippie faggotry and "muh poor doggie" was a thing for tens of thousands of years? Get real, this sort of sentiment is a modern bourgeois western sentiment co-existing with Disney movies.
---79300909
>>79296217
My neighbor hit my cat with a broom one time
I slashed her tires and hired a homeless person to take a shit on her door step
---79301118
>>79293113
It's done by evil people.
---79301121
>>79300909
Haha good.
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---79297731
Boris has ruled himself OUT of the Tory leadership election
Will Gove and May do a deal?
WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS
>Jeremy Corbyn wants to resign - but John McDonnell won't let him
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667579/Jeremy-WANTS-Deputy-leader-Tom-Watson-claims-embattled-Corbyn-STOPPED-quitting-John-McDonnell-closest-aides.html
>Corbyn 'proud to be carrying on'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36668610
>Gove challenges Johnson and May
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
>More over 65s voted Remain than 18-24 year olds
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmH1W89WIAASIYa.jpg
>Mexico has already drafted UK trade pact
https://next.ft.com/content/e4a90eea-060a-393f-bf31-3dcaddc14fe3
>EU to get Scotland every other weekend and during school holidays
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/06/29/eu-get-scotland-every-weekend-school-holidays/
>British public opposed to a second referendum by almost 2 to 1
https://yougov.co.uk/news/2016/06/29/little-support-second-referendum/ | ---79297795
seen this posted on a lefty forum kek
---79297818
top fucking kek YOU GOT GOVED
---79297878
commencing mummyposting
---79297892
>le Thatcher 2.0
Don't think so
---79297895
>>79297878
no
---79297915
>>79297878
---79297957
>>79297878
Please don't. She makes me feel as disgusting as this thing looks.
---79297961
i want to drown in gilf tits
---79297962
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/30/gove-prime-minister-gove-iron-throne/
MICHAEL GOVE
WILL MAKE HOGWARTS REAL
---79297974
>>79297818
Boris got cucked!
---79297988
Reminder YKTD knows fuck all and just regurgitates what Peter Hitchens writes in his blog
---79298003
>leave camp elite exposed as actually in remain camp
who is going to save you
---79298006
>tfw Corbyn is destroying the Labour Party forever
Hold me
---79298007
Teresa May
Go go go.
We need someone like her, to crack down on degenerate shit.
---79298014
>>79297731
>Jeremy Corbyn wants to resign - but John McDonnell won't let him
>Corbyn 'proud to be carrying on'
Which is it?
---79298037
>>79297731
on a scale of 1 - 4u
How reminiscent of Bain is corbyn?
---79298038
PLEASE NO MAY
---79298042
>>79297731
>ET TU, GOVE?
---79298048
U dun fucked up bongs
---79298056
Guess Im a Corb missile now
---79298075
>>79298003
Dear Leader Supreme Comrade
He is our last hope, /pol/
---79298077
>Dianne Abbott literally blocking the door to stop people from resigning from the Labour Shadow Cabinet
kek
---79298082
Surrender your Karens
---79298085
>>79298050
---79298088
>>79298007
(you)
---79298112
Andrea Leadsom will make anime real!
---79298116
>>79298085
---79298120
>>79298007
She isn't Morality Man, senpai. She'll tear you open.
---79298122
>>79297818
>ABSOLUTELY GOVED
---79298126
>>79297892
Holy shit, where is Maggie when you need her? I hope this bitch doesn't get anywhere near PM.
---79298136
>>79298056
Corbyn >>>> Jew Sanders
---79298144
>>79298007
>snoopers charter
No. Fuck off.
---79298161
>>79297731
A fucking woman..
Jesus Christ y'all are fucked
---79298163
>>79298056
Wow I love Corbyn now
---79298167
>>79297818
This is some House of Cards style shit from Gove.
Hats off to him, this is a devilishly clever betrayal.
---79298179
>>79298077
>diane abbot
>in the cafeteria
Isn't it funny?
---79298187
>>79298014
It's the media's orchestrated campaign trying to undermine Corbyn. "H- he doesn't want to continue!" The absolute mad man is staying on to send Tony Blair to the Hague.
---79298210
>>79298050
Donald Tusk refused to meet her.
And 6 countries told her they don't want to discuss anything with her.
Scotland BTFO
---79298212
>>79298077
How fucked is the labour party right now?
>>79298082
Risque Karen coming through
---79298229
>>79298085
>scottish NATIONAL party
---79298238
>>79298144
>i want muslims to be able to communicate privetly
i could not give less of a fuck if Theresa wants to watch me post spongegar memes to my m8s
---79298249
Am I the only one rooting for Leadsom because I think she's the best candidate, as opposed to being a gilf degenerate?
---79298268
>>79297892
Margaret 'the iron lady' Thatcher
Theresa 'the rusty cunt' May ™®
---79298273
>>79297962
that paki looks like pepe
---79298281
>>79298120
>Morality Man
Hitchens is a prick anyway.
---79298283
>>79298048
The brutal, intelligent way Gove dispatched with Johnson has really made me convinced he is the right man for the EU negotiations and prime minister.
---79298286
>>79297731
>meanwhile in Labour HQ
---79298288
>>79298249
Nah she's weak, feeble.
---79298290
Jesus Christ Gove looks like he diddles children
---79298294
>>79297818
GOVE'D
O
V
E
'
D
---79298311
>>79298238
>want to turn the UK into a surveillance state because of 'muh muslims'
hang yourself
---79298319
>>79298136
This. Sanders is nowhere near as leftist as Corbyn.
---79298328
>>79298163
Corbyn did (probably) intentionally sabotage the remain campaign.
---79298331
Can't we forward May's previous comments to news papers or something (I'm assuming she hasn't said anything of the sort recently). Surely when people hear how authoritarian she is, her support will drop.
---79298337
>>79298273
---79298342
>>79298249
Leadsom is my first choice because she's a woman, then Gove when that no doubt isn't enough
---79298350
What did Gove actually do to stop Boris? I don't get it. Leaked his wife's e-mail?
---79298372
>>79297957
This "thing" is a byproduct of a human being exposed to bad ideas in the internet for "it's" entire life. Which is exacly what your future Empress Theresa May will prevent happening with you when he checks your browser history and ban internet from your house. Forever.
---79298376
>>79298290
Nah, he just crushes his political opponents.
---79298381
>>79298187
Thanks. It's hard to follow what is real and what is exaggerated and what is true with all the constant happenings. This whole past week was like a years-worth of british politics in one sitting.
Hell, the brexit night alone was like 6 months of brit posting in one night.
---79298430
>>79298283
Best argument in the last 2 threads. We really could do with someone Machiavellian to handle the negotiations. I don't think May's supposed "tough stance" will cut it. She's authoritarian, not commanding.
---79298446
THE REMAIN BUTTHURT IS HILARIOUS
https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-mood-now-in-the-UK-after-Brexit
---79298453
>>79298328
Which was intelligent of him, as now he can nationalize whatever he wants.
---79298454
>>79298122
Holy shit, Gove is straight-up Machiavellian. Boris must be on suicide watch right now.
---79298484
>>79298007
This.
> Introduced the toughest immigration policy in living memory
> Favours a strong security state
> Will upset anime obsessed NEETs
> Will cause so called progressives to implode because the Conservatives will have had two female leaders whilst they've had none
CAN'T DISARRAY THE MAY
---79298504
>>79298446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bajnt0iWvqs
---79298507
>>79298311
>not wanting this future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flBpsyFbEOs
no better than aan SJW if you oppose this.
---79298515
So even if Gove doesn't win, atleast May is anti-immigration... r-right?
---79298519
This Brexit result is just never ending bants who would have though a couple of weeks ago that all this would be happening
---79298534
>>79298454
---79298553
>>79298350
Leaked his wife's email, then declared Boris unfit to be PM before announcing he was running. He didn't give Boris prior notice, and more or less eliminated his chances of becoming PM.
He threw Boris under the bus to further his own political career. It was cruel, but it is also impressive.
---79298569
>>79298212
Enjoy getting hauled out by May's Bristapo in the middle of the night, degenerate weebshit
---79298574
>>79297818
>>79298122
---79298580
>>79298122
>>79298454
We need a Gove
>devilish
---79298585
>>79298077
Eaton is a Blairite shill.
---79298586
>>79298286
Who is Mace Windu? Boris?
Who is the Chancellor?
Who is ANakin? Gove?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT8j9DxlRyE
---79298593
>>79298519
I can't decide whether this bloodbath aftermath is more entertaining than the Bremain salt itself
---79298609
>>79298507
That's what you get for watching blowjobs on the web.
---79298677
>>79298553
Devilish
---79298692
>>79298574
some merges would be nice
---79298708
>>79298082
NO
---79298719
>>79297961
Leadsom yes, May no
---79298726
>>79298116
---79298745
>>79298609
i dont mind porn being banned though
---79298755
>>79298593
The last week has been one of the best, politically, of my entire life. And whenever I'm bored I can just look at what Trump is doing across the pond to fuck with all the Liberals. What a fine time to be alive.
---79298765
>>79298507
Brit/pol/.avi
---79298773
>>79298014
The first is typical tory press mischief-making; complete bollocks.
---79298778
GOVE not MAY okay????
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/30/gove-prime-minister-gove-iron-throne/
---79298785
>>79298569
Enjoy being ruled over by the green party for 5 more years because they literally cheated their way in, Austrocuck. You should be rioting and smashing shit up, but no, you'll submit to the literal cuck party. Just stop m8.
---79298786
Reminder that £11,750 was spent on commissioning this
---79298789
>>79298553
He also did this
>>79298122
The bastard has no mercy
---79298799
-1.55% now. Fuck's sake it was going so well.
---79298810
I don't believe either Boris Johnson or Michael Gove wanted or expected Brexit to win. Boris Johnson had popular support after, and with Michael Gove apparently scheming to undermine it, it's removed the obstacle in the way of Theresa May. If Michael Gove had properly wanted a Brexit Prime Minister who'd take us out of the European Union, he would've backed Boris Johnson and stayed loyal because Boris Johnson had a far higher chance of winning the party vote than Michael Gove does now. The Conservative frontbench are working together to screw the pro-Brexit backbench.
---79298814
>>79298726
---79298835
>>79298515
>anti-immigration
>let 640,000 immigrants in last year
kek
---79298844
>>79298331
people don't care about civil liberties in this country
---79298855
>>79298745
This.
Maybe I will be able to complete Nofap
---79298888
>>79298786
Fill me in, blessed anon. £11,750 commissioning what?
Pardon my ignorance.
---79298902
>>79298799
Carney couldn't even pretend to Believe in Britain.
He needs the sack
---79298903
>>79298814
The best version
Wales is the best
---79298906
>>79298726
topkek
>when you get btfo by tusk so you go there anyway and pretend you wanted to speak to Schulz anyway
---79298929
>>79297957
Fuck me is that Birmingham xmas market? That monstrosity is in my neck of the woods giving people hiv
---79298935
>>79298122
I don't understand this. Why would Boris accept Gove's edits if they were fucking poison?
Did Boris just accept them without looking 'cos he thought he and Gove were besties?
---79298941
>>79298786
BABOONNNN!
---79298964
>>79298888
Dianne Abbott's MP portrait
---79298965
>>79298515
If supporting Remain and letting in this many people is "anti-immigration" then god only knows what her pro-immigration stance would be.
---79298985
>>79297731
I'm going back to calling you Britcucks again, sorry it was fun while it lasted.
---79298989
>>79298835
Never heard of the EU and free passage have you burger?
---79299015
>>79298007
>>79298484
she favours sharia courts and 1984 style surveilance. kiss goodbye to 4chan
---79299020
>>79298515
May will ban animes.
---79299021
>>79297878
the era of gilfs is beginning.
---79299037
>>79298935
yup, which kinda proves boris is dumb af
---79299039
>>79298785
> ruled
> president in Austria
He has as much power here as your queen
Our chancellor is the state leader
---79299041
>>79298935
Gove needed to show that Boris was the charlatan he is. This showed it. Then Gove can come in as the saviour of Brexit.
---79299051
>>79298964
That's a lot of paint
---79299057
Would you support a police state if it was a pro-white police state?
---79299063
>>79298786
Looks more like a fat KRSone
---79299067
>>79298553
---79299073
>>79298935
He trusted Gove after working so closely with him for so long, and assumed Gove knew what was best
---79299087
>>79297731
More mummy pls
Leadsom and May
---79299115
>>79298515
May will ban karen
---79299119
>>79298985
Don't be too judgemental, Americunt. If Hilary wins the Presidency, you'll be the laughing stock of the world.
---79299124
>>79297731
This woman is an absolute monster, you'll be back in the EU in two weeks. I really am sorry for you where the fuck do you go now?
---79299153
>>79299020
Good, Fuck Anime.
---79299179
>>79299015
>she favours sharia courts
You have just read memes . . .spread by shill kiddies on /pol/ . . .. You never read the articles and put them in context have you?
---79299180
>>79299119
I know..
---79299197
It is time lads... Add him to the list.
---79299211
>>79299153
Fuck you
---79299221
You like Multiculturalism too, dont't you goy?
---79299232
>>79298745
i agree
---79299233
>>79299124
It's simple, we self detonate.
---79299254
>>79298989
Half of your total immigration is from outside the EU. Theresa May couldn't even control that.
---79299257
>>79298929
I do believe so. Hope you never see it irl lad
---79299290
hgnhhhh
---79299310
>>79299221
anyone have the screencaps of henschel's twitter?
---79299313
>>79298136
But that's more to do with how Conservative America has been historically compared to Britain.
---79299332
>>79299254
She could, it's just the Tory economic policy is so horrendous that if we didn't import niggers our GDP would stop going up and Osborne would be shown up for the economic illiterate that he is.
---79299355
>>79299197
>Lunar C
He was shit even when grime was dead
---79299364
MAKE LEADSOM PM
---79299372
9 minutes of Dan Hannan smacking down an amerifat journalist, most of you won't politically agree with what Hannan says but entertaining nonetheless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivOOM0PbNps
---79299461
>>79299290
It's time to stop posting
---79299465
>>79299254
You mean immigrants from Brazil, East Timor, Parts of India, etc . . .. all of these countries came through on Portuguese Passports. (just one example)
Don't try and trip me up mate . . .I know a bit more than you.
---79299478
After these even can someone tell me who is
most likely to win the PM and who do we want
to win?
---79299483
http://heatst.com/uk/british-mep-daniel-hannan-spent-nine-minutes-smacking-down-cnn-journalist/?mod=sm_fb_post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivOOM0PbNps
2:35 min. In gets heated
---79299487
Is there any mememagic in the world that can stop May or do we just watch the world burn?
---79299519
This man walks up to you and suggests some edits to your article, what do you say?
---79299542
>>79297892
Don't forget that she wanted to introduce a Law that would make men withholding money from their partner be a form of emotional abuse and a criminal offence.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30532087
---79299550
>>79299197
Now, now lads, as much of a cunt this guy is this clearly isn't a real threat and if it was someone from /pol/ who posted this about some kike we'd be defending it.
---79299554
>>79299277
>Confident we can do this
The EU explicitly rejected free trade without freedom of movement sorry
---79299556
>>79299254
The legislation to do so is about to kick in.
Unless has a key skill they need to be coming with a job waiting for them that pays £35k or more.
It's going to block off a significant portion of those coming.
---79299559
>>79299277
>Leadsom
>Lead
She was clearly born to lead Britain into a new golden era.
---79299570
>MACHIAVELLIAN GOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUfgm73Rp64
>FIRST INTERVIEW
>CALLS BORIS INCAPABLE
>BORIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>GOVE UNAPOLOGETIC WITHOUT MERCY
>G O V E - I S - O N - F I R E
---79299577
>>79299461
it's a legitimate fetish anon, don't judge.
---79299581
Corbyn should be PM. Fuck those cuckservatives.
---79299605
>>79299487
I think we've run out of meme magic
>>79299542
Thank you very much, I'll be adding this shortly
---79299619
I'm so happy things are actually changing in politics now, I was growing so tired of all the feigned opposition, now we have real shit happening instead of the show put on for us by our puppet masters.
---79299627
>>79298283
>Let's put this guy who fuck people over as the most powerful man in the country, he totally won't fuck everyone over!
---79299630
>>79299577
Ironic since she wants to ban most legitimate fetishes kek
---79299634
>>79299570
NO MERCY
---79299664
>>79299570
this cunt just guaranteed may as your next pm. hope you enjoy free movement
---79299679
>tfw just seen a gyppo kid with a scraggly mullet.
Pop quiz. You can kill every pikey in Britain or the equivalent number of Muslims. What do you choose?
---79299711
>>79299483
Hannan was absolutely BTFO, I can't believe how quickly we turned on him
---79299743
>>79299627
politics isn't the realm of niceness and decency m8
---79299761
>>79299664
He will beat May as long as he gets to the last two.
---79299765
TOP KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivOOM0PbNps
---79299815
>>79299519
HAHAHAHAA my sides
---79299841
>>79299649
I already have a waifu though.
---79299849
>>79299765
is that a man in drag?
---79299850
>>79299487
Legend has it that at full power, Michael 'Littlefinger' Gove could stop Diane Abbot from attending a free buffet. May will melt before his machinations.
---79299864
>>79299290
Mother Theresa, please save me from my degeneracy. I pledge my life in service to country and your majesty.
I don't even want to kiss your beautiful and well-travelled feet, I am going to be better than that.
You have made me see the light.
---79299889
>>79299630
not the ones i care about :D
---79299896
>>79297818
CANT COVE THE GOVE
---79299897
>>79299211
Can't wait for the anime purge
---79299903
>>79299519
Well then.
Isn't it funny?
Funny isn't it?
You aren't laughing now, are you?
---79299905
>>79299605
>I think we've run out of meme magic
This.
Mighty Kek is punishing Brits for overuse of his power by taking away their Internet.
He is a vengeful god.
>>79299581
> Corbyn should be PM. Fuck those cuckservatives.
I agree. Bojo would have been OK but all these second-rate Conservatards are either completely talentless or backed Remain.
Jeremy "Deep Cover Sleeper Agent" Corbyn is the only option left
---79299912
>>79299570
N O - M E R C Y
---79299913
>>79299664
The Tory membership is heavily eurosceptic and wouldn't vote for May
---79299914
You're in a club when this man walks up to you, slaps you on the arse and says that we need to accept free movement of people from all countries or we're horrible racists.
How do you respond?
---79299926
Holy shit Boris just got stumped.
Can you guys trust Gove about doing deals that won't include freedom of movement?
---79299936
>blairites in the labour party scheming to unknown ends
>blairites in the conservative party scheming to unknown ends
>chilcot report imminent and tony blair has been skulking about
Tony Blair and the Blairites are going to seize parliament in Cromwellian fashion and force a thousand years of social democracy and neoliberalism on the British people financed by JK Rowling.
---79299947
>>79298745
this
---79299999
>>79299743
I am also pretty sure you don't give power to such people and not expect repercussions
---79300003
>>79299478
There are five candidates. We'd prefer Michael Gove, Liam Fox or Andrea Leadsom who are all pro-leave and anti-immigration, but we might accept totalitarian Theresa May reluctantly if she follows through on all the same stuff.
The only other one is Stephen Crabb who is a joke.
---79300027
>>79298122
---79300035
>>79299913
---79300048
>>79299926
---79300055
why the fuck does crabb have more declared MPs than Gove
WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
GOING
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
---79300070
>>79299936
>blairites in the conservative party
Picked up the latest meme but you don't quite understand do you?
---79300114
>>79299926
I don't trust him at all. I'm supporting May now, may her reign bring us peace and prosperity.
---79300116
>>79299999
waste
---79300121
>>79299999
well obviously, but you don't give it to people like boris who walk blindly into an ambush either, I'd rather have the fucker in power than the fucked.
---79300131
>>79299999
neufneufneufneufneuf
---79300134
>>79300114
t. May
---79300138
>>79299913
we'll see
she kept herself apart from the campaigning so she can play herself as a unifier now.
---79300155
>>79300055
It's only been 9 hours, calm down lad
---79300170
>>79299914
H... H... Hang ..... Ha... Hang o.... on... Hang o...on...Hang on, Ha... Han... Hannan... Hang on, Hannan... Are yo..... Are you tr.... Are you trying to tell m... to tell me........
---79300171
>>79300055
everyone hates him after the betrayal
---79300185
wanna cummy in mummy's tummy?
---79300188
>>79299914
---79300190
>>79300070
>He doesn't understand that both parties are controlled by Blairites
You're the one that doesn't understand
---79300194
>>79299926
It doesn't matter if you trust Gove or not. He's unstoppable. Probably engineered the Labour leadership crisis too.
---79300205
>>79300131
Say hi to Marion for me
---79300216
>>79299913
That's true. If, however, you undermined either eurosceptic candidate on the party nomination list, and you left Theresa May as the only viable leader, what might happen? Michael Gove is a squishy faced cunt without any likability. Boris is an opportunist and a lout but the party was heavily in his favour.
---79300234
>>79299914
sic Gove on him
---79300241
TOTAL BACKBENCH INSURGENCY
John Baron is the one to watch.
---79300243
>>79299897
NOOOOOOOOOOO
---79300245
>>79300055
Because Crabb's spent 3 weeks plotting this
---79300251
>>79299483
Fuck me he makes me sick. He's a weasel.
Made her look a cunt though.
---79300263
>>79299277
> free trade with Europe
Into the bin it goes
---79300264
>>79299020
Good weebshits NEETS and other weirdos must be beaten to death
---79300286
>>79299554
You'd think if you were going to sign every post you make you'd do your best to be a bit more informed, wouldn't you?
Having ACCESS to the single market is not the same thing as being IN the single market. ACCESS can be negotiated without free movement (eg. Canada).
You utter cunt.
---79300290
>>79297878
Bet she likes femdom
---79300291
>>79300194
---79300298
>>79299765
She's just attacking the wrong person. Did she think she was talking to farage?
---79300300
>>79299999
---79300308
>>79300055
He who wields the knife will never wear the crown.
---79300314
>>79299554
No. They rejected single market membership without free movement of people. That's a very different thing.
---79300328
>>79299936
>watching a interview with Hitchens
>Hitchens being told Labour MP might be hostile to Corbyn due to his Euroskepticism
>Lol why don't they all just quit since they are out of touch of their voters
>mfw Blairites actually took that advise
UK politics is filled with absolute madman
>>79300121
well fuck Boris too
---79300330
There's no way Crabb will get it.
It HAS to be a Leaver. That's the point. Backbencher's won't let a Remainer in.
---79300347
>>79300185
I'm really hoping some of these posts feature in the inevitable 'How The Internet Reacted To The Leadership Contest' articles the broadsheets'll churn out.
---79300359
>>79299999
We gave absolute power to a quasi-Leninist who secretly engineered our ejection from Malaya and then cried crocodile tears about it for 40 years, and that worked out OK.
Also nice repeating digits.
---79300361
>>79299914
I would freely move my fist into his face
---79300377
Lads I don't think we're actually going to leave the EU
---79300390
>>79299765
That face needs to become a meme
---79300391
Lads I really think Boris pulling out was a major mistake
I don't even think Gove is going to get to the final round, that means we'll have Crabb v. May, so either way we're cucked
Boris is a cuck but if you look at the MPs who had declared for him a lot of them were hard-right and seriously not cucked
At least with Boris there'd be someone holding his feet to the fire, with May and Crabb there's nobody
We're fucked, we're so fucked
---79300410
>>79300286
>1 post by this ID
---79300431
>>79297731
>theresa may
---79300441
>>79300286
That prick pisses me off too.
He will link you to a Peter Hitchen blog in a minute . .to try and prove his point.
---79300450
>>79300410
>tripcode
Leave.eu
---79300454
>>79299554
>The EU explicitly rejected free trade without freedom of movement sorry
that's not true, they just said we can't be in the common market. Plenty of nations have free trade deals with the EU without that.
---79300477
>>79300377
Kek denies
---79300484
Who needs access to the single market when you've got access to the dubs market?
---79300490
>>79300070
Blairism is the socially liberal mutated form of the Thatcherite virus. It's infected both sides.
---79300520
>>79300410
Literally no one likes you. Leave.
---79300521
Why cant Hannan run?
---79300538
>>79300454
You just don't get it do you?
---79300541
>>79300410
Not an argument.
---79300543
>>79300190
oh piss back off already, you were never missed, if we wanted to hear peter hitchens' opinions we'd read his column
---79300546
how can hillary even compete with this?
---79300567
>>79300521
Not an MP
---79300570
After:
>His long-held anti-EU stance
>Gove's incredible performance across the Leave campaign
>Reviewing his voting position in the past
>His brilliant merciless Machiavellian destruction of Boris
Is it safe to safe brit/pol/ is now safely in /The Gove Cove/?
---79300596
>>79300390
Which one? they're both amazing in that pic.
---79300597
>>79300410
tbqh, he's not wrong. But our politicians seem resolved on getting the deal that looks most like our current one without compromise.
---79300623
>>79300570
No, this is the /FarageBarge/
---79300632
>>79299554
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/german-industry-pleads-for-uk-free-trade-deal-p8pkck6zt
We'll get what we want.
---79300641
>>79300570
I am a #GoveGrenade
---79300643
Who else is /leadsom/ here?
---79300666
>>79300546
moar mummy pics
---79300669
>>79300490
>Thatcherite virus
ha ha ha ha -you don't it do you?
I actually voted for Thatcher, best Prime Minister we ever had,
The only people that hate her are butt-hurt Northerners (Muh Pits) . . .and youngsters who have been told she was bad.
---79300682
>>79300641
Can't loathe the gove
---79300687
>>79300643
nice meme
---79300692
Alright I'm going to level with you lads:
I fancy Theresa Maymay
---79300704
>>79300359
>secretly engineered our ejection from Malaya
>implying he didn't want to go in
>implying his (and) Singapore's success was largely also due to his original cabinet
>implying he didn't fuck with them too in the end
---79300735
IF EVERYONE SIGNS UP NOW FOR THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY - THEY CAN VOTE FOR GOVE AND SAVE OUR BREXIT
---79300744
/PlainSailingGrayling/
---79300760
>>79300669
Thatcher is basically the reason we are in the current situation m8. She was very pro-EU
---79300763
>>79300570
Still rooting for Leadsom, Gove is my second choice. But right now it looks like he's played everybody and set this whole thing up months ago. I can't see him losing.
---79300764
Paul Joseph Watson has just said that Theresa May is a globalist.
Don't support the bitch.
---79300768
>>79300185
---79300771
fucking hell can Heseltine give it a rest
---79300773
>>79300669
>The only people that hate her are butt-hurt Northerners (Muh Pits)
So you concede that she did bad things to large parts of the country?
---79300782
>>79300735
You have to be a member for 3 months, when is the vote for the leadership?
---79300787
>>79300410
you were literally blown the fuck out
kill yourself
---79300794
>>79300669
And nationalists who don't appreciate being sold out to jew markets.
>wheredoyouthinkyouare
---79300812
>>79300692
dude shes like 65 years old.
>>79300735
>implying anyone on /pol/ is an MP
---79300816
>>79300735
Nope.
---79300826
>>79300666
Oh no, I believe we have unleashed a 57% increase in mummyposting
---79300836
>>79300782
in 3 months
kek
---79300842
what's paul nuttall doing these days?
---79300851
>>79300760
If I remember correctly she later strongly regretted her decision right?
---79300866
>>79300692
Me to, anon. Me too.
---79300878
>>79300812
>American education
MPs only vote until we get down to two candidates. Then the entire party votes between the last two.
---79300882
>>79300782
IN 3 MONTHS
---79300885
>>79300692
GENDER BENDER
---79300891
>>79300391
Calm your tits mate, Gove still has a lot of respect from the Conservatives
The fact remains that we have already won. WE VOTED LEAVE
---79300898
>>79300842
stealing cars like a good scouser
---79300914
>>79300842
Bashing Marxists most likely
---79300917
>>79300787
You're thinking of that South Wales fellow
>>79300842
---79300934
Writing to my MP to support Andrea Leadsom.
You should all do the same.
---79300947
>>79300760
>She was very pro-EU
NO.
She was pro- EEC . . .. but became increasing sceptic as time went on. Even she went against it.
---79300953
FUCK OFF LEADSOM
After:
>His long-held anti-EU stance
>Gove's incredible performance across the Leave campaign
>Reviewing his voting position in the past
>His brilliant merciless Machiavellian destruction of Boris
Brit/pol/ is now in the /GoveCove/
---79300959
>Theresa will ban cartoon child porn and other degeneracy
>fucking hates immigrants and refugees
>hates gays and transsexuals
So why is Theresa going to be a bad PM for us?
Theresa 'immigrants? Not a chance!' May.
Say it with me, /pol/:
PRIME MINISTER THERESA MAY
---79300967
>>79300836
>>79300882
We need the actual date for it.
---79300969
wtf why is /brit/pol submitting willingly to the maytriarchy?
---79300995
>>79300764
Her only supporters are ironic fetishists and the bra that keeps her tits from bouncing off her knees.
---79301001
>>79300842
slamming Richie's head in the oven
---79301011
>>79299841
She will make your waifu real
---79301030
Not sure why people are willing to tank the economy just so a few less Poles will come in.
Net immigration won't go down and immigration has objectively been a massive boon to the economy.
---79301032
>>79299550
brits before shits remember.
---79301050
>>79300967
September 9th
---79301072
So if May wins and pivots the party to free movement, will UKIP run if there's a snap election? Or will Nige back Corbyn; he's mentioned the idea of supporting whoever commits to ending it.
---79301097
>>79301050
I am now a #ConservativeMissile
---79301098
>>79300692
my may folder grows larger
much like my hulking cock
---79301101
Theresa May is a cougar and I have no shame in saying I would vote for her based on my boner alone
---79301109
>>79300969
secretly everyone on pol knows how porn, anime and videogames are destructive to one's life and want someone to take it from them
---79301119
>>79300878
Realistically it's gonna be Gove and May.
So 2 candidates, and MP's deciding m8
---79301120
>>79300891
Britain will remain a member of the E.U. in everything but name. The illusion of breaking free from your Jewish masters is just that
---79301122
>Come how to find out Boris got cucked out of being PM
>mfw
---79301127
>>79300953
He's also a fairly good speaker too
---79301128
>>79297818
Wait what Happened?
Does anybody have a link to article?
Burger trying to catch up with Brit politics at the moment.
---79301140
>>79301119
No, the last two candidates are voted on by the entire party.
---79301143
>>79300917
>are nige and the lord from the thick of it
---79301153
>>79300410
> love me pol, love me
> give me attention
Fuck off tripfag
---79301156
>>79301072
>So if May wins and pivots the party to free movement
Why would she do that?
---79301167
>>79300669
>be Thatcher
>destroy industry and manufacturing
>hand country over to the financial/banking sector
>deregulate financial/banking sector
>set the scene for 2008 crash and austerity bomb
---79301189
Wtf clearly leadsom is hotter than may
---79301196
>>79301097
Fucking kek
I am now a #ToryStory
---79301200
So, did Corbyn pork Diane Abbott?
He relished in some of that dark meat?
To be fair, as ugly as that gorilla is, if you turn off the lights and bury your dick in her ass it would probably feel quite good.
---79301206
>>79300969
Because they unironically want a police state just for their anti-anime meme while posting on an anime weebsite.
---79301209
wardrobe malfunction?
---79301222
>>79301029
wrinkles aside she's a hot mum
---79301223
I want theresa may to maintain eye contact with me as she removes her wedding ring and then proceeds to spit and slobber and wank the head off my little willy
---79301241
>>79301140
Oh sorry I misread:
>>79300878
Is anyone on /pol/ a registered conservative though? I thought about joining but I'm not going pay £3-5.
---79301263
>>79301200
yes
it isn't some sort of skeevy rumour, it's common knowledge
---79301268
>>79301209
Trying to get the jocks on side.
---79301270
>>79300953
Leadsom is a proper milfu, not a crazy feminist like Mother Teresa and mother Teresa will beat Gove.
---79301279
>>79301167
>"I learned everything I know about politics from my working class dad" the post
---79301289
>>79300678
>>79300692
>>79300546
>>79300185
>>79299577
>>79299290
>>79299087
Legitimately would have sexual intercouse with
---79301324
>>79301200
he want hard on those branston chunky pickle cheeks
---79301327
>>79299570
His autism and social retardation was all a ruse!
>>79299664
Not really. Most of the senior tory mps were already for May, since she was one of Cameron's right-hand. I think if Gove could take MPs away from Crabb, then he's got it in the coffin.
---79301338
>>79301029
MUMMY!!!!!
I WANT TO CUMMY IN MUMMY'S BUMMY NOW!!!!
---79301350
>>79301241
its actually 25 quid, fucking toffs
---79301361
>>79300596
Both, but ESPECIALLY Hannan
---79301372
>>79301206
This country need more God and less degeneracy.
---79301391
>>79301241
You don't have to register. You just need to pay to join. Fortunately I am under 23 so can get the discount price.
---79301395
>>79300546
Those hips
My dickkkkkkkkkk
---79301397
>>79301030
The problem with people these days is they go on about 'muh economy'and pursue growth and size without considering the prime role of the economy - to make the whole population wealthier, not just the few. Globalisation is the embodiment of this mental illness - mindless pursuit of economic power without bothering to consider whether such growth would actually strengthen the nation or people. The economy has become, like the empires of the 19th century, an end in itself rather than a means to an end. Stop Jewing and embrace the national economy, for the sake of your countrymen.
---79301408
>>79301200
>corbyn literally shagged rikishi
---79301411
>>79301209
HNNNNNG
She knew what she was doing I think, it's really quite sexy and powerful lool desu.
---79301439
>>79301241
3 months, probably miss the window
---79301444
mummposting is brit/pol/s greatest achievment
i'm going to mummypost every fucking thread
---79301461
Wait i'm confused I though the entirety of Brexit was one giant power play by Boris,but now he's giving up the PM position?
Why do your politicians keep resigning?
Absolute madmen
---79301473
>>79301167
>be you
>not understanding anything
>believes everything on a Korean fingerpuppet site.
FACT:
Maggie NEVER closed any pits . . .. none whatsoever.
The unions destroyed Britains industry .. .I was there mate.
---79301479
>332
Somebody make a new thread, I'm getting nervous.
---79301481
>>79301444
Fuck off.
---79301500
New thread when
---79301506
>>79301461
for the bantz desu
---79301507
New thread when?
---79301513
>>79301372
Less: pakis
More: anime
---79301549
Just bought Tory membership, then realised you need to be member for 3 months to vote. 3 months from today is September 30th. 21 days after the leader is selected...
At least it only costs £5 for those aged under 23.
---79301555
>>79301500
tripfag purge when
---79301556
>>79301479
Just not that trip faggot
---79301557
You lads ready for Big Mummy?
---79301566
>>79301128
Gove just game of throne'd Boris
I want to see him do a Comrade Corbyn on the Conservatives.
---79301567
>>79301444
Thatcherites were the original mummyposters
---79301569
keep the gloves on pls
---79301572
>>79301289
>I have a mummy complex:The post
---79301574
>>79301461
He got backstabbed by Gove though.
---79301587
>>79301444
Somebody batter this reverse nonce
---79301605
>>79301461
Trump may have invented 4D chess, but our politicians appear to have already mastered it
They are fractal schemers and plotters
The embodiment of the Eternal Anglo
---79301614
>>79301030
>trading with the EU like any other non-EU member will tank our economy
Back the fuck away, mate.
---79301617
Photoshop of May & Leadsom scissoring when.
---79301625
>>79301549
>joining the cuckservatives
>giving money to people who want to genocide the white race
---79301626
>>79301444
I'm fairly certain memeing a mediocre anime into immense popularity because of 'British characters' is a greater achievement.
---79301630
>>79301279
We've had 30 years of being a meme country, mate. Don't you know about our balance of payments defect?
---79301631
>>79301397
I don't know where to start with this
---79301643
>>79301461
> Wait i'm confused I though the entirety of Brexit was one giant power play by Boris
It was, shit's crazy.
Gove must have mad dirt on him or something
---79301649
>>79300826
nice meme skills there lad
---79301656
>>79301557
>britain moving into the post-nannystate
>the mummystate
---79301657
>>79299926
Gove is a Brexiter, May is a quiet Bremainer.
Gove is much more trustworthy, but already is hated by the teachers across the UK and looks like someone Ed Milliband could bully.
Leadsom is a true Brexiter and she's a proper business woman.
---79301662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuYiyLjqkr0
12:30
GOVE IS USELESS TOO
FUCK
WE'RE FUCKED
---79301676
>>79301630
>defect
Deficit, rather.
---79301677
>>79301200
Once you go black you never go back.
---79301695
>>79301566
>Gove just game of throne'd Boris
How? Did he black-mail him?
Does he have dirt? I am trying to catch up here...
---79301705
>>79301614
It's not that simple but ok
---79301739
>>79301625
>implying this isn't a Tory general
---79301754
>>79298085
>implying it's not too cold for anyone other than Eastern Europeans
---79301767
>>79301557
Please kick my ballsack
---79301779
>>79301662
I think he was memeing.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was like Jar Jar Binks, but he was actually a Sith Lord.
---79301781
NEW BREAD?
---79301784
>>79301167
If she hand't annihilated out manufacturing industry, she'd be the basest of all PMs. She's still alright in my book though.
---79301798
>>79301662
Gove was hiding in the shadows and biding his time.
---79301823
Just read up on Theresa May, she's the british Merkel. Her positions as chairman of the Tories are an exact match with Merkel's
Enjoy your fucking britfags, cucklords, this looks like the UK got played big time.
---79301826
>>79301695
sabotaged an article boris wrote, and then stuck the knife in by calling him a bellend before boris made his announcement
---79301833
>>79301657
She has said there must be no attempt to stay in the EU by the back door though and Chris Grayling a Brexiteer from the start supports here.
tbqh whoever wins I don't see it going too bad.
---79301854
>>79301662
Andrea Leadsom will save us.
https://youtu.be/VJhph5JWVxU
---79301863
>>79301662
Wtf I hate Gove now
---79301867
>>79301784
>If she hand't annihilated out manufacturing industry,
The Unions did that mate
---79301884
will there be more cleavage in the future?
---79301889
>about to hit 400
Where the fuck is the thread starter?
---79301900
>>79301781
>>79301850
>>79301850
>>79301850
---79301904
>>79298077
She actually specified she wasn't blocking it literally.
At least she's aware of the junk in her trunk.
---79301912
>>79301569
She'd beat the fuck out of merkel
---79301915
>>79301677
Corbyn will stay in until the next Election and Abbot will take over and we'll have a fat black PM
Cap this.
---79301922
90% of Britposters are total fucking perverts, Christ's sake
---79301935
>>79301884
only if we mummypost hard enough
---79301998
>>79301695
He was supposed to be Hang of the King to Boris, that's what it was meant to be, but Gove made a power play for Prime Minster and but in his own bid, saying Boris didn't have what it takes.
Boris lost it all, said he would'nt run for PM and everyone hates Boris now.
---79302003
>>79301823
May is about to get annihilated harder than a 12-year old Germanic girl in a refugee center
---79302008
>>79301889
I'm on a tablet now and its a pain in the arse to post threads
---79302022
>>79299057
No.
Police states are always wrong, no matter the circumstances.
---79302028
>>79301826
Do you have a link to the article?
---79302066
>>79301826
Don't forget leaking his wives email to make Boris look untrustworthy.
---79302085
>>79301900
>>79301850
>>79301850
>>79301850
---79302107
>>79301279
>>79301473
>unable to refute the facts
>resorts to pathetic ad homs as usual
1/10, must try harder
---79302119
>>79301662
he's literally supporting a point based immigration system which is right.
---79302245
>>79301854
At 02:15 there's a pirate behind her. What does this mean pls?
I hope Leadsom gets the PM role. She'd be really good and people would actually like her.
---79302264
>>79301662
>Gove: I would rather the United Kingdom stays intact than the SNP gain power
>People: UKIP is worse than the SNP
He was playing the long-game I think. He knew that the SNP were really dangerous, and the people would see that. Not many people like the SNP anymore, which is why people will like him even more. That, and he thinks more about keeping the kingdom together (extremely important today) than his own party.
I think Gove was playing the long-game here, desu.
---79302529
>>79301209
>That cute as fuck tartan blazer
>Crisp clean white shirt with a hint of flesh
HOW IS MAY STILL SINGLE?!
---79302596
>>79301867
>>79301473
>indoctrinated by tory press - "unions wot did it"
Scargill and the NUM found evidence that Thatcher already secretly planned to close the pits long before the 1964 strike
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25549596
Oh and you're not the only oldsters here
---79302684
What we learned today.
Boris is a pussy for not taking his golden opportunity, and naive for getting Gove'd. He isn't a leader.
Our next PM is either going to be a woman who was for Remain, who did nothing within her power to curb immigration during Cameron's leadership, and who doesn't even want to invoke Article 50 THIS YEAR. Or a lying Machiavellian cunt who will be deeply disliked by sections of his own party for "betraying" Boris.
The best I can hope for now is civil war within the Tory party and a new party forming in the aftermath.
---79302697
>>79299179
I have. She inquired into them but also praised them. There should be no sharia courts at all.
---79302786
>>79302596
*1984 (typo)
---79302819
>>79301854
Her voice warms my soul and my groin
---79302930
>>79302684
>The best I can hope for now is civil war within the Tory party and a new party forming in the aftermath.
How can we meme this to happen?
---79303296
>>79302930
GOVE
He will be the Concervatives Corbyn and with both main parties in disarray, it will be the perfect time for Are Nige to seize power.
---79303326
>>79301915
>Corbyn will stay in until the next Election and Abbot will take over and we'll have a fat black PM
If you think Labour is doing a coup at the moment, you haven't seen anything. They'd full on Caesar her.
---79303507
>>79300632
Do you have a non-paywall link anon? Interested to read this!
---79303817
>>79301605
Funny isnt it?
Isnt it funny?
everybody laughed at us for being eternal anglos, and perfidious albion
Theyre not laughing now!
---79303950
>>79300431
Hahahaha i met her in the 90s, she is much nicer to look at.
---79303971
>>79297892
Thank you for sharing. Why is this woman not heading up the Labour Party?
The solution is simple: the next Conservative PM must be a Euroskeptic (Yank spelling). Problem solved.
---79304019
Do you think Boris will run in 2020? I want Boris as PM
---79304060
>>79302529
She's still single?
I guess bitches don't need men.
---79304158
>>79301854
please god let it be her, or she gets some sort of top job
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---79279043
Shocking news!
Exercising does not help you lose weight. The only way to lose weight is to eat less.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXTiiz99p9o
There is no magic in it. Pills from TV doesn't work. Just Stop overeating Murricans. | ---79281893
>>79279043
This bait and the leaf falling got it, I'll bite.
Did you even watch the video you posted?
TLDW: Your body is actively burning calories(scales with weight).
Fails to mention the benefits of exercising for physical and mental qualities.
Make healthier food choices because it's harder to burn calories than to avoid eating something shit.
The premise of the video bases it's pitch around dindu hunters and comparing them to our seditary lifestyle.
Vox truly is shit, they're the VICE of aspiring pseudo intellectuals.
---79282054
Wtf I hate exercise now!
---79282209
>>79279043
Yes, It's all about calories in and calories out. The best method I lost weight with was 1200 calories per day and a 5km walk which is estimated to burn 350 calories.
---79282214
Guess I lost my weight with magic. I increased my caloric intake and still lost weight.
---79282397
>>79282214
did you IF? That shit is magic for real.
---79282538
>>79282397
Swimming and running, mostly. Swimming burned the weight off like crazy. I was hungry all the time too, so ended up eating more.
---79282834
>>79281893
While everything you say is true and I agree, the video does have a valid point. That being, it would be impossible for some obese landwhale to exercise their way out of being a fatass while continuing to eat what they normally do.
Weight loss is all about calorie deficits. Pure and simple. Exercise aids in that loss, but it starts in the kitchen.
That said, you have to exercise unless you want to look like a piece of shit after you lose the weight. Also good for your heart.
---79282887
>>79282538
Swimming is THE best cardio, it's just a pain in the ass to get into if you aren't a good swimmer. Any tips?
---79282958
>>79279043
I can lose 10-15 lbs of water weight in a night at my work. We have % based work per hour and the most I've ever pushed myself is 700% in a 2 hour period. Couldn't feel my hands anymore as they were bruised and I thought I was gonna have a stroke.
---79283147
>>79282887
I didn't do too much planning for it, I just read up on the form online and went out and tried it. I usually swam freestroke. My form was bad at first but it got better. It's tough to have good form until you've built some core muscle up.
Make sure you stretch well before swimming too.
---79283510
>>79282209
What's the point of the walk though when you can just eat 350 less. You'll be less hungry because you didn't walk anyway. 350 calories is a long ass walk and basically a waste of your time
---79283695
>>79279043
>Muscle weighs more than fat
>Burn fat, replace with muscle
>Somehow surprised that weight alone is a poor judge of fitness.
Anyway, I don't think anyone ever recommends not eating healthier when exercising.
---79283739
>>79283510
>What's the point of the walk
To exercise your lungs and keep your morale high. Also to get some sun that you need to produce vitamin D.
---79283757
>>79282958
I'm curious to know what type of work you do that you would physically exert yourself that much?
---79283787
>>79283510
Cardio is good for the heart.
---79283852
>>79279043
American here. I've known this for a long time, it's why I don't exercise. I eat less now but I still can't lose weight because the food industry puts extra calories in the food to make it taste better.
---79283966
>>79279043
Rubbish.
I have been pretty much house bound for the last 6 months and not changed my diet in the slightest yet i have piled weight on because I am simply not burning off more than I am eating or a balance.
What sort of quackery is this.
---79284023
/pol/ has always told fatties to just eat less. Working out however obviously helps and is good for you.
---79284031
I had 7 asparagus stalks for dinner. Goal is to lose 8-10kg in 2 months. Wish me luck
---79284098
>>79279043
It never said it doesn't help you lose weight. Everyone knows eating less it more effective.
---79284112
>>79284031
piss in a public urinal, please
kek demands it
---79284144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-jy3OtZAss
Kinda reminds of this
---79284234
>>79284031
>>79284112
I love asparagus but hate the smell your pee pee makes afterwards
Wat do pol?
---79285771
>>79282887
Actually boxing/kickboxing came out on top at 1200 calories an hour if I remember rightly.
>>79283510
The more high intensity exercise you do the more adrenaline is released and the less hunger you'll feel.
All those crossfit guys literally have to force themselves to eat as their metabolisms are running so hot
---79287021
>>79282214
>I didn't count my calories, but those carrot sticks made me more full than the chocolate bars I used to eat so I'll just say I ate more calories
---79289674
>>79281893
>>79279043
You know how muscles weight more than fat, the statement is still true.
---79289830
>>79279043
>Pills from TV doesn't work
Well your standard proton-gradient-uncoupling stuff like DNP will work, they'll just make you feel like shit and/or kill you if you're retarded enough
---79289978
>>79284234
Piss into a plastic bag of grass clippings.
---79290140
>move more
>Eat less
>Drink water
There's my diet book.
t. fatty
---79290554
>>79279043
Exercising does "help" but it needs to be a combination of lower energy input and more energy output.
The problem is twofold, how energy-dense modern foods are and how energy-efficient the human body is. You can exercise hard for an hour and only burn 500 calories where one of those starbucks candy-drinks can put double that right back into your system from a single cup. One step forward and two steps back is not a winning strategy.
Exercise helps because it also encourages a positive sunken investment attitude, "i'm not going to bust ass for an hour only to throw it away on a donut afterwards".
---79290700
This cant be true for EVERYONE as I eat at a 500-800 calorie deficit everyday and havent lost a pound in years. I just dont gain weight. some days I am 1000 under my goal.
---79290742
>>79279043
>Exercising does not help you lose weight. The only way to lose weight is to eat less.
what about those guys that swim across the english channel and lose 40 lbs just from burning calories along the way?
---79290924
>>79290700
500-800 deficit of 6000 is still bad
---79291030
>>79290924
1500-1800 budget depending on where i type in my weight and height. who has a fucking goal of 6000 at 175 pounds? Kill yourself
---79291128
>>79290700
Been eating 500-600 calories for 5 days
Went from 116 to 112
As long as I don't eat 2000 calories consistently the weight will not return. I have been doing this for years after I left the overweight line.
---79291139
>>79283966
This is my personal experience as well. I lost my job and became NEET for a while, didn't change my diet, and ballooned up. As soon as I started working again I was back to my normal weight in like two months. Same diet, no exercise.
---79291177
>>79279043
conservation of energy.
idiot
---79291247
>>79282397
---79291251
>>79291030
amerifats
---79291283
>>79291128
Do you work or do anything at all? how do you get energy?
---79291294
>>79283966
What's wrong with you lard asses? As soon as I stopped going outside all of my weight disappeared. Was too focused on playing video games or shitposting to feel hungry to shove 3 meals I didn't need down my throat. I literally sat on the couch and deflated. You're all fucking pigs man. I don't even drink anything that isn't water or a small glass of milk.
---79291301
and here i'am eating like an american still not gaining a pound
t. 6'1 132 lbs skelly
who else /hungryskellington/ here?
---79291347
>>79283757
im a power bottom.
---79291443
>>79291347
please help me amerifat, how can i gain weight teach me your ways, i'am a neet so i wake up around 14 - 16 and miss out on most meals
---79291484
Hi, polan.
Yah most of us are fat but that just means well die quicker so let it happen.
Also I'm teaching a Polish girl basic guitar, what can I say to her in Polish to make her bang me?
Do you guys have a secret kurwa speak like Americans do?
---79291493
>>79291301
me too. I cant get fat, im not skinny or fat, or skinnyfat, i have a normal looking body with normal muscles. feels pretty good
eating a chocolate bar atm
---79291512
Controlling blood sugar is at the crux of the matter. There needs to be turn over.
Deplete muscles of glycogen. Muscles draw from blood. Blood draws from liver. Body draws from fat stores and burns ketones for energy.
Much easier to engage that process with exercise. Particularly strength training.
---79291563
>>79291493
Height / weight?
---79291587
>>79279043
Hm. Well I eat less and go to gym daily. Have lost 50lb in 5 months
---79291643
>>79291283
I currently have a part time job while I'm not in college. 4 to 6 hours 6 days a week.
I just make sure to snack on something with calories in it during my break and keep hydrated. If I work 5 or 6 hours I MUST take an aspirin during my break to prevent a migraine. But as for energy, I sleep a lot on my days off. Don't really know what to say. When I first started doing this it felt horrible so I guess my body adapted.
Sometimes I'll drink an energy drink. It works. But I count or overestimate all of my calories.
---79291683
>>79289674
No, muscle doesn't WEIGH more than fat, muscle is MORE DENSE than fat.
---79291750
>>79279043
>There is no magic in it. Pills from TV doesn't work. Just Stop overeating Murricans.
That's partly true. The pills that work are not for sale because in a tiny minority of people it causes heart attacks.
The ones from the TV are mostly expansive fiber pills taken before eating so you feel full faster; eating less.
---79291836
>>79291683
That's the same thing you dense shit
---79291914
>>79291283
I'm going to add that my doctors have never found any problem with my body when they do their tests.
Only once did they tell me I was not eating enough because of stuff in my urine. But that was 4 years ago.
Its ironic because I see fat people.around me claim they are healthy then complain about their health problems.
---79291955
>>79282209
1200 calories sounds dangerously low, unless you're female...
Correct me if I'm wrong.
---79291996
>>79279043
Eating well controls your weight, lengthening your lifespan.
Exercising improves your fitness and muscle strength, lengthening your lifespan.
Both will improve your life, but yeah, exercising is kind of moot with the caloric density in American foods.
---79292062
>>79285771
>Actually boxing/kickboxing came out on top at 1200 calories an hour if I remember rightly.
But you won't be able to keep that up for an hour. I used to do kickboxing, and that shit's so hard you'll feel like dying after ten minutes.
---79292076
>>79291563
193 cm, about 75kg last time i checked
---79292203
What's /pol/'s opinion on fasting?
---79292215
>>79279043
> Exercising does not help you lose weight
> Video title: Exercise isn't the best way to lose weight
The video title is correct, as if you are starving it goes against the laws of physics for you to be gaining mass.
---79292220
>>79279043
t. the original niggers of europe
---79292348
>>79279043
>There is no magic in it. Pills from TV doesn't work. Just Stop overeating Murricans.
There is a magic pill though, its called DNP. You might sweat blood from your eyes and your kidneys might explode,.
---79292408
>>79292062
This guy is right. You could probably say that HIIT also burns like a ton of calories an hour, but no one is sprinting for an hour. There's a pretty slim chance that you have a chance at burning more than you eat, if you aren't pretty fit.
Just put down the fucking fork/eat smarter and get some exercise. It's not rocket surgery.
---79292508
>>79283510
also walking is good for your bone density.
---79292539
You still need exercise to fight off disease and release endorphins. I'd rather go swimming or bike riding an hour every day instead of bingewatching Netflix Show of the Month until sunset.
---79292584
I hate being fat, yet I am too lazy to change it.
Former fat people; how long did it take for you to actually start working out?
6ft 3, 255, if that helps anything.
---79292617
>>79279043
>exercising doesn't require energy
come on Polski
---79292672
>>79285771
Most people who train/compete on a high to elite level of cardio or strength have to force themselves eat more than they want to.
You might not be hungry during the training, but you sure as fuck are hungry afterwards.
---79292794
>>79291443
never drink water, just milk and beer.
---79293149
>>79282887
Start by doing arm and leg exercises in shallow water.
---79293652
starving yourself puts your body into a system where it tries to preserve energy the best it can and doesn't help you lose weight.
---79293690
>>79292203
>What's /pol/'s opinion on fasting?
Can only speak from my own experience. But I'm pretty much doing intermittent fasting now.
I used to have a pretty physical demanding job, and had to eat 4 times a day. Now I work in an office, and just do some weightlifting 3-4 times a week. And since I'm sitting still most of the day, I'm not really that hungry. It takes a little while to get used to, but after 2-3 weeks you don't really miss breakfast or lunch. I usually just eat a large dinner at night. Works pretty well.
---79293855
>>79292584
When I was 16 the realization of being overweight and how different I was from peers as well as how far I was from people who were in shape just hit me hard. I will add that I had a crush on someone or oneitis and they were half my motivating factor besides wanting to feel good about the way I look.
I started planning with a few wrestler bros and they gave me ideas for exercise.
I am actually autistic, don't know if that helped but I spent an entire summer doing the same thing every day. Every hour I planned what I was going to eat to when I was going to play video games or use the internet. Calories were 1200 give or take 100 a day, I even did kpop dancing for fun.
2 and a half months later I could fit into all my old clothes again. My entire appetite changed and my tastes. I found myself disgusted at how much I used to eat and became extremely conscious of how I ate.
Since I got rejected by my oneitis I still stayed strong about my desire to please myself and now my weight is a part of my everyday life. So I only eat on deficits to lose more weight, as I have no intention of trying to gain physical strength. Depression also helps you lose your appetite which I was diagnosed with severe depression. I might also have OCD.
Took me a childhood of depression and desire to start. I'll never be happy anyways I'm most likely can't see what I really weigh due to dysmorphia.
---79293874
>>79291301
me
6'2, 145 lbs
I've pretty much have the same body since highschool, and that was 15 years ago. I eat a lot, I don't do exercise except walking. Feels kind of nice but gaining muscle is a bitch because of the insane amount of food you have to eat.
Just don't drink soda or eat sugars, that's why many people are fat, especially women.
---79293932
>>79292584
>>79293855
I'm 5'2" and 112 pounds right now
Goal is 105
Ideal is 100
---79294144
>>79291301
EAT MORE
>>79291493
>im not skinnyfat
You're both skinnyfat and dumb
---79294371
>>79279043
The video's right but its poorly worded and going to cause of a lot of misconception.
Dieting without exercise can work.
Exercising with diet doesnt really.
Doing both is obviously optimal.
Its like a 70/30 split between diet/exercise.
---79294502
>>79291587
>Hm. Well I eat less and go to gym daily. Have lost 50lb in 5 months
>Well I eat less
That's the thing. Loads of fat people join the gym and think they'll get slim by working out. But they don't change their diet. Like the video says, working out makes you hungry, so they'll compensate the hunger by eating more. And end up not losing any weight, give up and go back to their old habits.
Diet is alpha and omega in fat loss. Exercise is gonna make you healthy and feel better. But won't do much for fat loss unless you fix your diet.
---79294518
>>79294371
Exercising without diet doesn't really ****
---79294683
>lazy retards arguing their way out of exercising.
When are you slothful cocksuckers going to admit you're lazier than a nigger on welfare?
---79294739
>>79285771
>crossfit
---79294909
>>79292215
>that pic
fucking kikes stealing our nordic genetics. Looks like she can't escape the nose genes though.
---79295048
>>79279043
(((vox)))
---79295481
>>79279043
>physical activity doesn't burn calories
>graph clearly shows otherwise
???
---79295846
>>79293855
>I even did kpop dancing for fun.
Are you a straight christian white male?
---79296197
>>79279043
>We have an obesity problem in this country and we shouldn't treat low physical activity and eating too many calories as equally responsible for it.
>Public health policy makers should really prioritize improving our food environment to help people make healthier choices about what they eat.
>*translating from kike*
>The government needs to make laws to decrease the amount of food calories available to the general public.
>People need to be forced to starve through a government created famine
You can't fool me Vox.
---79296286
>>79279043
>exercise doesn't make you lose weight
please folks
make /pol/ great again
sage
---79296511
>>79283695
Spend time on /fit/
Or read the sticky there.
Yes, calories in/calories out, it's science. But exercise preserves muscle while cutting calories, because you burn muscle if losing weight. It's a bit complicated but the bennies of exercise are well documented. If you have to choose one or the other, choose exercise,. But you should do both.
---79296983
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/teacher-loses-115-pounds-documents-weigh-loss-instagram-130203484--abc-news-wellness.html
Topical. Today.
> Micetich changed her diet and began working out, documenting it all on Instagram. She said she lost 40 pounds in the first month alone.
---79297804
>>79282538
What temperature is a swimming pool's water?
What is the temperature of the human body?
Good for you, by the way.
---79298080
>>79279043
>The best way to lose weight is to eat less
>The best way to quit smoking is to go cold turkey
>scientists and researchers
Or they could easily tell us that we got ourselves into this whole mess. Just stop and think. We're surrounded by all kinds of addictive chemicals...we're fucking ourselves.
---79298774
>>79279043
the amount of sugar in food is a big problem too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkOJUMt6xSk
https://www.google.ca/search?q=sugar+the+bitter+truth&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=10Z1V4vHBIbOjwTGvKbwAQ
---79298865
>>79298774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM
---79298999
>>79279043
wtf is this a fucking /fit/ board ? get the fuck out shithead
---79299241
>>79292408
>rocket surgery
---79299354
>>79279043
I've been saying this forever.
When you're as fat as an american you SHOULD NOT exercise.
It's 100% diet at that point, best you can do in terms of exercise is walk a bit every day.
---79300024
>>79299354
The truth is most fat asses couldn't do any of the exercises anyway. Go up five flights of stairs? Please!
I wonder how many people have fallen victim to the reality shows with fatties dropping tons in insane periods of time. They're under fucking doctor's supervision for a reason. They have the medical team there all of the time for a reason.
The truth is that a really fat person is better off doing diet first and then when their weight is to the point that doing a jumping jack won't destroy their knees, start exercising.
---79300125
>exercising does not help you lose weight
>what is TDEE vs BMR
---79301015
Thanks OP, but I already took the redpill on weight loss. I lost 60 pounds in 9 months by just fucking eating less (went from 6 feet tall 270lbs to 210. My body type is weird, I don't look fat at this weight.)
It was a little rough in the beginning, having my body get used to a lot less food, but it worked. I capped my caloric intake to 1100 to 1500 calories per day. I cheated every now and then, but I kept on track. The weight just melted off.
---79301084
>>79299241
That was a joke you autist.
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---79301056
>>79300751
had too many children and could have easily survived his cancer if he didn't believe in pseudo-science. Fun music to listen to when cleaning the house. He is also a unicorn as his dad is white and mom is black. | ---79301258
>>79301056
do you think he is an icon of anti-colonialism?
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---79297357
Separatist thread.
What do you want broken off your country and why? | ---79297427
>>79297357
Rest of the world
---79297536
>>79297357
All Non-Floridans.
---79297667
>>79297357
Everything from Quebec east. I love you maritimes but toronto and quebec need to go. Also pay debts maritimes, pay debts.
---79297764
>>79297357
Broken off? I want N. Ireland BACK.
---79297904
>>79297764
>Soon
>>79297536
So you want Florida to be alone? Not gonna lie, that sounds really nice.
---79297929
>>79297357
My man
---79298503
>>79297929
Ayy man!
I'm thinking of holohoaxing Calis, what do you think?
We will still be 'cuckistan' to /pol/ (though, lets face it, that standard applies to almost everyone) but I think if we holohoax Calis we wil be far greater. What do you say?
---79298573
>>79297357
Limburg
Because they are useless.
---79300574
>>79297357
Everything non Christian catholic along with that shitty marica US ambassador and his husband. Worst than a yankee? A gay yankee.
---79301007
>>79297357
Holland
They are a multi-culti gomorrah
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---79299212
>Ask fedora why there are still monkeys around if humans evolved from them and why monkeys didn't also become humans
>He changes his story to some new bs about a "common ancestor" and says that's what science said all along
They did this with global warming -> climate change too, like nobody would notice. | ---79299275
>>79299212
lmao google evolution.
Educate yourself
---79299330
Kill yourself, retard.
---79299339
>>79299275
*tip*
---79299383
>>79299212
You can't be this fucking stupid, can you?
---79299877
>>79299212
>monkeys
---79299939
>>79299339
---79300053
>>79299212
Gr8 b8
---79301040
>>79299212
nice b8 m8,I appreci8 and r8 8/8, and congratul8.
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/pol/ BTFO | ---79301012
>>79300897
Nate Silver was wrong on Trump because he didn't pay attention to the polls & data.
This is a model based on polls & data so it's good
---79301141
>>79301012
Exactly this. Trump is STUMPED!
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