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ftbp1i
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbp1i/i_am_soooo_glad_im_not_circumcised/
self.jokes
My corona is covered with foreskin so it is not exposed to viruses.
I am soooo glad I'm not circumcised!
2
post
ftboup
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,785,522
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftboup/did_you_know_google_now_has_a_platform_for/
self.jokes
It's called Google Sheets.
Did you know Google now has a platform for recording your bowel movements?
9
post
ftbopj
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jokes
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1,585,785,508
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbopj/what_is_the_difference_between_my_wife_and_my/
self.jokes
The vacuum doesn't snore after sex. &amp;#x200B; April fools, I don't have a wife.
What is the difference between my wife and my vacuum?
15
post
ftbnxh
2qh72
jokes
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1,585,785,428
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbnxh/my_last_joke_for_now/
self.jokes
[removed]
My last joke for now.
9
post
ftbjpg
2qh72
jokes
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1,585,785,009
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbjpg/the_nintendo_64_turns_18_this_week/
self.jokes
[removed]
The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week...
134
post
ftbjjw
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,784,995
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbjjw/sex_with_teacher/
self.jokes
[removed]
Sex with teacher.
1
post
ftbg6a
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,784,651
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbg6a/another_long_one/
self.jokes
[removed]
Another long one.
8
post
ftbeb4
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,784,461
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbeb4/what_did_the_french_man_say_to_the_attractive/
self.jokes
Oo..lala...
What did the French man say to the attractive teletubby?
2
post
ftbdej
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,784,367
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbdej/a_priest_takes_a_walk_down_to_the_docks_one_day/
self.jokes
[removed]
A Priest takes a walk down to the docks one day
88
post
ftbc7z
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,784,246
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbc7z/a_long_joke/
self.jokes
[removed]
A long joke.
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post
ftbahg
2qh72
jokes
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1,585,784,081
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftbahg/yo_mama/
self.jokes
Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
Yo Mama
0
post
ftb9dn
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,783,965
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb9dn/why_did_the_pilot_turn_his_plane_into_pens/
self.jokes
Because to refuel it needed to be stationery.
Why did the pilot turn his plane into pens, pencils and a ruler?
2
post
ftb7sx
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,783,813
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb7sx/on_my_18th_birthday_my_friend_introduced_me_to/
self.jokes
I was happy to meat her.
On my 18th birthday my friend introduced me to his fit sister.
11
post
ftb6sw
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,783,714
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb6sw/which_animal_has_the_softest_bite/
self.jokes
“Gummy” bears
Which animal has the softest bite?
18
post
ftb6qn
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,783,708
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb6qn/a_fifteen_year_old_amish_boy_and_his_father_were/
self.jokes
[removed]
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall
39
post
ftb6i1
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,783,685
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb6i1/whats_israelis_favourite_math_subject/
self.jokes
[deleted]
What's Israelis' favourite math subject?
0
post
ftb096
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,783,068
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb096/april_fool/
self.jokes
Because nothing is funny any more, April Fools day has been cancelled. Henceforth, March will have 32 days and April will start on April 2nd.
April Fool.....
0
post
ftb05x
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,783,060
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftb05x/a_little_old_lady/
self.jokes
[removed]
A little old lady...
0
post
ftazuy
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,783,032
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftazuy/want_to_know_which_user_is_gullible_click_here_to/
self.jokes
You are.
Want to know which user is gullible? Click here to find out!
0
post
ftaz9x
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,782,979
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaz9x/how_do_you_slow_down_a_greyhound/
self.jokes
You feed it.
How do you slow down a Greyhound?
1
post
ftaxdy
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,782,798
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaxdy/did_you_hear_about_chinas_new_policy/
self.jokes
They changed it from one child, to one grandparent.
Did you hear about China's new policy?
2
post
ftawab
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,782,698
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftawab/husband_i_cheated_on_you_once/
self.jokes
Wife: well if we are coming clean I cheated on you too Husband: haha April First! Wife: it was May 17 E: grammar
Husband: I cheated on you once
26
post
ftavv4
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,782,658
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftavv4/this_month_starts_with_ap/
self.jokes
Not sure if it will end with ril or opcalypse
This month starts with Ap
4
post
ftauvq
2qh72
jokes
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1,585,782,556
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftauvq/an_engineer_dies_and_goes_to_heaven/
self.jokes
[removed]
An engineer dies and goes to heaven...
18
post
ftauqh
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,782,541
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftauqh/what_do_you_call_a_boat_full_of_dentists/
self.jokes
A tooth ferry
What do you call a boat full of dentists?
126
post
ftaup0
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,782,537
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaup0/japanese_scientist_have_created_a_camera/
self.jokes
It has such an immense shutter speed, that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth shut.
Japanese scientist have created a camera.
3
post
ftasf7
2qh72
jokes
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1,585,782,300
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftasf7/a_redneck_needs_to_move_away_in_his_rv_but_he_has/
self.jokes
[removed]
a redneck needs to move away in his rv, but he has nowhere to put all the junk piled up around it.
2
post
ftarpz
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,782,234
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftarpz/tee_pee_a_house_on_april_fools_2020/
self.jokes
Wouldn’t today, April Fool’s Day, 2020, be the best time to TeePee someone’s house? The neighborhood will clean it up in four minutes.
Tee Pee a House on, April Fool's, 2020
3
post
ftargx
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,782,208
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftargx/how_does_an_appalachian_mother_know_when_her/
self.jokes
[deleted]
How does an Appalachian mother know when her daughter is having her period?
0
post
ftar1y
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,782,169
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftar1y/my_dads_taking_this_social_distancing_very_serious/
self.jokes
I haven't seen him in 23 years
My dad's taking this social distancing very serious
1
post
ftaq6k
2qh72
jokes
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1,585,782,084
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaq6k/two_guys_are_caught_by_cannibals/
self.jokes
They are sitting in the big pot as the cannibals are stoking the fire, adding water, potatoes, and other veggies. One of the men starts laughing. “His friend says what is the matter with you we are about to be turned into stew and your laughing. “ “I just shit in the gravy!” Then the cannibals grant them three wishes and it turns into a different joke.
Two guys are caught by cannibals
4
post
ftap95
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,781,991
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftap95/in_the_streets_of_new_york/
self.jokes
[removed]
In the Streets of New York!
1
post
ftaojn
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,781,924
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaojn/how_do_you_call_security_guards_at_a_samsung_store/
self.jokes
[deleted]
How do you call security guards at a samsung store?
1
post
ftane0
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,781,801
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftane0/a_penguin_takes_his_car_to_the_mechanic_the/
self.jokes
[removed]
A penguin takes his car to the mechanic. The mechanic tells him, it looks like you blew a seal.
4
post
ftaksc
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,781,549
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaksc/i_walk_into_a_bar_last_night/
self.jokes
[removed]
I walk into a bar last night...
0
post
ftakrn
2qh72
jokes
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1,585,781,547
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftakrn/dont_fart_in_an_apple_store_because/
self.jokes
[removed]
Don't fart in an Apple store because
0
post
ftakis
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,781,523
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftakis/according_to_the_cdc_all_jokes_must_now_be_inside/
self.jokes
[removed]
According to the CDC, all jokes must now be inside jokes.
1
post
ftaifr
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,781,327
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaifr/i_have_a_huge_dick/
self.jokes
[deleted]
I have a huge dick
0
post
ftagnp
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,781,160
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftagnp/how_do_you_wake_up_lady_gaga/
self.jokes
[removed]
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
4
post
ftafk8
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,781,055
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftafk8/now_would_be_a_really_great_time/
self.jokes
...for the WHO and the governments of the world to just say, “April Fools!”
Now would be a really great time...
1
post
ftaeo5
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,970
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftaeo5/a_very_rich_man_was_infatuated_with_general_custer/
self.jokes
So he hired the world’s most famous painter to paint him a piece for the rich man’s 50th birthday. The piece was to represent General Custer’s last thoughts. The painter said of course I will do this, but no one can see the painting until the reveal at your party. The rich man agreed knowing the prestige of the painter. The day of the party comes, and the rich man gathered every one of his friends for the reveal. The painter asks if every one was ready, and the rich man happily screams, “Of course! I’ve been waiting for months!” The curtain over the painting drops, and the entire painting is covered in Native Americans having sex. There is even multiple orgies happening! The rich man runs to painter furious screaming, “I told you to paint General Custer’s last thoughts!” The painter, deadpan, responds, “I did exactly as you requested!” The rich man says, “What was your thinking in Custer’s last thoughts then?” The painter simply reply’s, “Look at all those fucking Indians!”
A very rich man was infatuated with General Custer...
2
post
ftadk2
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,869
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftadk2/whats_the_best_way_to_raise_a_child/
self.jokes
[removed]
What's the best way to raise a child?
0
post
ftacju
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,773
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftacju/how_do_you_know_someone_is_feeling_horny/
self.jokes
They click on this post
How do you know someone is feeling horny?
2
post
ftacdg
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,757
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftacdg/how_does_a_blind_man_know_when_hes_done_wiping/
self.jokes
Taste test.
How does a blind man know when he's done wiping?
5
post
ftabat
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,644
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ftabat/a_french_canadian_a_mexican_and_a_new_yorker_are/
self.jokes
[removed]
A French Canadian, A Mexican and a New Yorker are exploring the uncharted areas of Africa when they get capture by a cannibal tribe.
2
post
fta9mu
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,482
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta9mu/pretty_woman_sneezes/
self.jokes
[removed]
Pretty woman sneezes
7
post
fta8xw
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,414
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta8xw/i_asked_my_girlfriend_of_2_years_why_she_cried/
self.jokes
[removed]
I asked my girlfriend of 2 years why she cried while we had sex?
0
post
fta8g7
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,367
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta8g7/chuck_norris_tested_positive_for_covid19/
self.jokes
[removed]
Chuck Norris tested positive for Covid-19.
4
post
fta81z
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,332
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta81z/cruise_ships_are_being_denied_ports_of_entry_due/
self.jokes
Because there is not enough Docktors to help them
Cruise Ships are being denied ports of entry due to the virus
0
post
fta77o
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,259
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta77o/two_nuns_are_driving_down_a_country_lane_late_one/
self.jokes
Suddenly, a vampire lands on the bonnet of the car, hissing and scratching at the windscreen! “Ooh, Sister Mary - quickly, show him your cross”! says a panicking Sister Bernadette! Sister Mary quickly winds the window and leans out, “Get off the fucking bonnet, you prick”! she shouts!
Two nuns are driving down a country lane late one night
1
post
fta6op
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,209
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta6op/what_does_a_house_wear_for_prom_night/
self.jokes
Address.
What does a house wear for prom night?
6
post
fta4wi
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,044
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta4wi/how_do_you_make_a_waterbed_more_bouncy/
self.jokes
Springwater
How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?
6
post
fta4md
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,780,019
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta4md/think_about_it/
self.jokes
The coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We're told no if we get too close to people. We get really excited for a car ride.
Think about it
6
post
fta3uy
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,947
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta3uy/what_did_lochte_say_after_his_teammates_told_the/
self.jokes
[removed]
What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?
1
post
fta3iu
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,916
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta3iu/im_gonna_start_calling_my_exs_cooch_the_corona/
self.jokes
[deleted]
I'm gonna start calling my ex's cooch the Corona virus
2
post
fta38q
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,888
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta38q/im_gay/
self.jokes
My parents knew, but I had April fooled.
I'm gay.
2
post
fta196
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,702
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fta196/my_friends_offered_me_to_go_out_to_dinner_with/
self.jokes
[deleted]
My friends offered me to go out to dinner with them...
0
post
ft9yt4
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,469
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9yt4/just_got_a_job_as_a_cuckoo_in_a_cuckoo_clock/
self.jokes
It's not great, but it gets me out of the house.
Just got a job as a cuckoo in a cuckoo clock...
7
post
ft9ys4
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,466
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9ys4/why_did_sister_mary_leave_the_convent/
self.jokes
She found out that Nun really meant none!
Why did Sister Mary leave the Convent?
3
post
ft9yqy
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,462
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9yqy/fuck_cheesy_chatup_lines_we_need_better_breakup/
self.jokes
[removed]
Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:
9
post
ft9x6c
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,310
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9x6c/whats_the_difference_between_an_indian_man_and_a/
self.jokes
[removed]
What's the difference between an Indian man and a black man..
2
post
ft9wmf
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,259
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9wmf/i_started_a_dating_site_for_people_in_my_state/
self.jokes
OK Covid
I started a dating site for people in my state who are infected with coronavirus
3
post
ft9wdi
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,236
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9wdi/i_hate_you_all/
self.jokes
April fools :)
I hate you all
1
post
ft9vid
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,159
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9vid/im_handing_out_a_hundred_dollar_bill_to_anyone/
self.jokes
[removed]
I'm handing out a hundred dollar bill to anyone who rebels against the new social distiancing rules..
0
post
ft9uxc
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,106
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9uxc/whats_xi_jinpings_favorite_sexual_position/
self.jokes
[deleted]
What's Xi Jinping's favorite sexual position?
0
post
ft9ufe
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,779,063
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9ufe/why_did_the_kids_guitar_teacher_go_to_jail/
self.jokes
[deleted]
Why did the kid's guitar teacher go to jail?
3
post
ft9t42
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,778,945
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9t42/what_do_sprinters_eat_before_a_race/
self.jokes
[removed]
What do sprinters eat before a race?
0
post
ft9set
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,778,872
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9set/i_enjoy_a_breakfast_mimosa_from_time_to_time/
self.jokes
[deleted]
I enjoy a breakfast mimosa from time to time.
0
post
ft9rcg
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,778,779
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9rcg/why_dont_we_just_resolve_this_shortage_of_ppe_for/
self.jokes
I mean, only a stable genius would think of that
Why don’t we just resolve this shortage of PPE for healthcare professionals by ordering more from Walmart?
0
post
ft9qgr
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,778,696
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9qgr/the_weirdest_thing_about_the_coronavirus_is/
self.jokes
[deleted]
The weirdest thing about the Coronavirus is....
10
post
ft9ps3
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,778,632
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9ps3/how_does_popeye_stop_his_penis_going_rusty/
self.jokes
How does Popeye stop his penis going rusty? He sticks it in Olive Oyl.
How does Popeye stop his penis going rusty?
15
post
ft9m78
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,778,304
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9m78/i_like_my_women_like_i_like_my_microwave/
self.jokes
[removed]
I like my women like I like my microwave
13
post
ft9m4y
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,778,299
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9m4y/who_hangs_around_outside_in_groups/
self.jokes
Nobody. Not you. Not them over there. Nobody. Stay the fuck at Home!
Who hangs around outside in groups?
0
post
ft9jud
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,778,090
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9jud/what_do_you_call_a_young_mexican/
self.jokes
A paragraph, because they're not a full ese
What do you call a young Mexican?
4
post
ft9g9y
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,777,778
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9g9y/dad_i_dont_want_to_go_visit_grandma/
self.jokes
[removed]
"Dad, I don't want to go visit Grandma"
75
post
ft9fzm
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,777,751
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9fzm/once_i_spilt_the_beans/
self.jokes
[deleted]
Once I spilt the beans
3
post
ft9e93
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,777,585
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9e93/you_think_im_cringe/
self.jokes
Italian moms wait 9 months just to name their kid Giuseppe
You think I’m cringe
0
post
ft9dya
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,777,558
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9dya/three_men_desired_to_know_their_future_thus_they/
self.jokes
[deleted]
Three men desired to know their future. Thus, they journeyed far and wide to find an Oracle.
1
post
ft9ceg
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,777,413
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft9ceg/i_bought_a_roll_of_arab_toilet_paper_the_other/
self.jokes
...but there was nothing in the bag?!
I bought a roll of arab toilet paper the other day because everything else was out...
0
post
ft99l9
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,777,153
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft99l9/a_young_artist_exhibits_his_work_for_the_first/
self.jokes
[removed]
A young artist exhibits his work for the first time...
20
post
ft95aw
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,776,757
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft95aw/the_bartender_asks_why_the_nonlinear_structure/
self.jokes
Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.
The bartender asks “Why the non-linear structure?”
3
post
ft94yo
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,776,729
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft94yo/girls_are_like_blackjack/
self.jokes
[removed]
Girls are like blackjack
1
post
ft944d
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,776,645
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft944d/three_men_are_standing_at_the_pearly_gates/
self.jokes
[removed]
Three men are standing at the pearly gates...
1
post
ft92s9
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,776,517
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft92s9/lpt_the_only_jokes_you_should_be_telling_today/
self.jokes
[removed]
LPT: The only jokes you should be telling today are inside jokes
1
post
ft8xlz
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,776,060
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8xlz/i_have_a_great_knock_knock_joke_you_start/
self.jokes
[removed]
I have a great knock knock joke. You start.
1
post
ft8x1q
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,776,012
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8x1q/life_is_like_a_box_of_chocolates/
self.jokes
[removed]
Life is like a box of chocolates
3
post
ft8v27
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,775,826
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8v27/whats_the_difference_between_meat_and_fish/
self.jokes
If you beat your fish, it dies!
What's the difference between meat and fish?
22
post
ft8v1m
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,775,825
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8v1m/doctor_vist/
self.jokes
[removed]
Doctor Vist
0
post
ft8rji
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,775,514
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8rji/tifu_by_mixing_up_by_wifes_sandwich_order_at/
self.jokes
[removed]
TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway
1
post
ft8p77
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,775,295
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8p77/why_cant_chris_browns_wife_tell_any_abuse_jokes/
self.jokes
[deleted]
Why can’t Chris Brown’s wife tell any abuse jokes?
2
post
ft8opg
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,775,247
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8opg/a_preschool_teacher_went_swimming_with_her_class/
self.jokes
[deleted]
A preschool teacher went swimming with her class.
2
post
ft8onr
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,775,243
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8onr/we_all_heard_the_joke_about_why_cant_orphans_play/
self.jokes
[removed]
We all heard the joke about why can't orphans play baseball, but why can't chinese people play baseball?
2
post
ft8o7e
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,775,205
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8o7e/what_do_you_call_a_furry_that_got_laid_off_and/
self.jokes
A furloughed fur load.
What do you call a furry that got laid off and laid at the same time.
4
post
ft8nws
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,775,180
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8nws/three_guys_are_captured_by_a_tribe_of_cannibals/
self.jokes
The cannibals agree to allow each of their prisoners one final request before they eat them. The first guy requests to sleep with the most beautiful woman of the tribe. After much convening and deliberation, the cannibals allow the man to sleep with their most beautiful woman. As soon as he wakes up the next morning, he is carted off, skinned, eaten, and his hide made into a drum. The second guy, seeing how beautiful the woman his friend got to sleep with was, requests the same thing. Again, when he wakes up the next morning, the cannibals cart him off, skin him, eat him, and turn his skin into a drum. The third guy, after seeing the irresistible beauty of the tribe's most attractive woman, requests to see the knife used to skin his friends. "That's your request?" asks one of the tribal elders, "I guess if that's all you want from us before we eat you, that's fine" The elder goes to the cooking tent and retrieves the skinning knife. He hesitates for a moment before handing it to the prisoner. As soon as the knife is in his hand, the third guy starts stabbing himself in the stomach and yells, "you assholes aren't gonna turn me into a drum!"
Three guys are captured by a tribe of cannibals
5
post
ft8m17
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,775,017
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8m17/who_led_the_jews_across_a_semipermeable_membrane/
self.jokes
[removed]
Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane?
9
post
ft8lvd
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,775,003
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8lvd/why_do_you_call_your_dog_iknowwhatyoudid/
self.jokes
I love how many people jump 3 feet high when I start calling him.
Why do you call your dog ”I-know-what-you-did”?
14
post
ft8lrk
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,774,992
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8lrk/must_be_read_with_a_us_southern_accent/
self.jokes
A southern belle was back from her trip to New York City and was telling all of her friends about it. "Well I do declare, dey do things differently in the North! When I was there I saw boys kissin boys on da LIPS!" She says "Oh my oh my!" Her friends fan themselves, "what do dey call those?" One asks "Dey call em Homo-sex-uuuaaasls" "Oh my oh my!" "And I saw girls kissing girls on da LIPS!" she says "Oh my oh my!" Her friends fan themselves, "what do dey call those?" One asks "Dey call em Lez-b-aaaans" "Oh my oh my!" "And I even saw boys dat kissed girls in b'tween da LEGS!" "Oh my oh my!" Her friends fan themselves even more, "what do dey call those?" One asks "Oh I don't know, but I called em precious!"
Must be read with a u.s. southern accent
0
post
ft8lcb
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,774,956
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8lcb/politicians_and_leaders_at_the_cdc_asked_to_wear/
self.jokes
[removed]
Politicians and leaders at the CDC asked to wear masks over their buttholes.
0
post
ft8jyz
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,774,840
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8jyz/a_blonde_ordered_a_pizza_and_the_clerk_asked_if/
self.jokes
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
24
post
ft8jwf
2qh72
jokes
false
1,585,774,835
https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ft8jwf/whats_green_and_smells_like_pork/
self.jokes
[removed]
What`s green and smells like pork?
0

Dataset Card for one-million-reddit-jokes

Dataset Summary

This corpus contains a million posts from /r/jokes.

Posts are annotated with their score.

Languages

Mainly English.

Dataset Structure

Data Instances

A data point is a Reddit post.

Data Fields

  • 'type': the type of the data point. Can be 'post' or 'comment'.
  • 'id': the base-36 Reddit ID of the data point. Unique when combined with type.
  • 'subreddit.id': the base-36 Reddit ID of the data point's host subreddit. Unique.
  • 'subreddit.name': the human-readable name of the data point's host subreddit.
  • 'subreddit.nsfw': a boolean marking the data point's host subreddit as NSFW or not.
  • 'created_utc': a UTC timestamp for the data point.
  • 'permalink': a reference link to the data point on Reddit.
  • 'score': score of the data point on Reddit.
  • 'domain': the domain of the data point's link.
  • 'url': the destination of the data point's link, if any.
  • 'selftext': the self-text of the data point, if any.
  • 'title': the title of the post data point.

Dataset Creation

Curation Rationale

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Source Data

Initial Data Collection and Normalization

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Who are the source language producers?

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Annotations

Annotation process

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Personal and Sensitive Information

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Considerations for Using the Data

Social Impact of Dataset

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Discussion of Biases

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Other Known Limitations

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Additional Information

Dataset Curators

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Licensing Information

CC-BY v4.0

Contributions

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