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Hey yo, I'm the owner of this silly emporium, Gregoriah, and I would like to welcome you.
This building has been here for over 400 years, without any silly accidents or happenings, and I hope that your visit to here will be absolutely...
Oh no, I've accidentally summoned the club. Get to high ground!
Hello, hello! My name is Gregoriah, and I would like to welcome you to my silly palace.
Of course, not to be confused with any other jungle gym. This emporium of wackiness has been scientifically proven to be the silliest place on Earth, and I...
Oh no! I'm so in the blood! Quickly, climb the plane, pal!
Hey, uh, I'm just leaving a quick message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Uh, most important thing I think I have to bring up is that one of our monster robots is on the loose right now and I'm pretty sure they want to attack you.
So be on the lookout for that. Anyways, I'm gonna go to bed.
Toodles! Wow, you survived. I actually didn't expect you to survive, so I didn't budget to pay y'all.
But you can have this free coupon for half a burger and possibly a fry. See you next time.
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