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Before I start, just know that I'm not normally this stupid. But we all make mistakes by not thinking and this one is just so bad (in my opinion) that I have to share. Also, I'm on mobile so apologies for any weirdness on the post. So last night, I found that one of my cats made an awful mess on my pillow that soaked in. The pillow is a memory foam type of pillow and I knew the pillow itself would need to be washed. So this morning that's what I did. I put my pillow in my washing machine with no recognition of how bad this would go. Some time later my washing machine gives me its Error! sound and I go to investigate. It does this when something is heavy or the machine is off balance. I know it has to be the pillow but my brain doesn't comprehend why until I try to move my pillow. It. Is. Soaked. More water than pillow right now. I struggle to pull out my pillow so I can try to squeeze out some water. It becomes painfully clear that I won't be able to squeeze out really any water while it is in the machine. So I wrap it into a towel and take it to my shower. I then proceed to spend 30 minutes getting a great calf workout by walking all over my pillow to drain out as much water as I can. I now know what stomping grapes must feel like. It was an awful time. I eventually got out as much as I could and threw it in the dryer. I had to run it through 3 times last night and then gae up for the night because the core was still wet. So now I know. Never wash a pillow that is essentially a sponge. TL:DR washing memory foam pillows is not good for your washer but is a good calf workout.

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Actual fuck up happened yesterday at the dinner table after school. After effects of my fuck up have me currently at the ER getting my son checked out for anaphylactic shock. Yesterday, My kid came home and was obviously upset. So I asked him what was wrong ( he’s 8 so he still talks to me about this stuff ). He proceeds to tell me that at lunch, another kid in his class is bullying him about his peanut allergy, saying that he’s faking his allergy and that he’s gonna wipe some peanut butter on him to prove that he is faking. My kid says to him that he isn’t faking and that could die just from touching peanut butter…… other kid said he didn’t care and that he wanted him to die anyway….At this point my kid said that he told the teacher and the lunch room monitor who both know about his allergy and they were able to intervene yesterday. I had a long talk with my kid about doing the right thing and telling the teacher and not letting this other kid make him lash out. Then we talked about the hard part….. Now, I’m sure I’m gonna generate some hate with some people here with what I told him next and that’s fine, we are allowed to have differing opinions….. but I’m not apologizing to anyone for teaching my kid to stand up and defend himself. After we talked about doing the right thing, and doing everything you can do to avoid a bad situation, I told him that sometimes you have to do the wrong thing to protect yourself and that should always be the absolute last resort…. When he asked what I meant, I told him that if that kid as long as the bully is only taunting him with words then he should always walk away but if he ever did try to put peanut butter on you then you hit him as hard as you can with the side of your hand in the throat….. kind like a throat chop…. Then you stop unless the bully keeps trying. Fast forward to this very afternoon and I get a call from the principle of the school saying that my son assaulted another student and needed to be picked up. I asked what happened and of course they won’t talk about it over the phone…. But I smiled a little bit because I already knew. I get to school and i see my kid sitting in the office tears streaming down his face. So I walk in and the principle tries talking to me but I blow right past her and ask my kid what happened. He says the bully had peanut butter on his fingers and he was threatening to wipe it on his face. Then my kid said that he did what I told him to do and hit the kid in the throat because he wiped peanut butter on his arm. I looked at his arm that was pretty swollen up, and asked him if he was having trouble breathing. Kid said he was fine just a little shaky. At this point the principle interrupts with her “mr so&so, we can’t just have kids hitting other children just because they had a little peanut butter wiped on them….. kids do this kind of thing… we are gonna have to suspend him for a few days” It’s obvious to me that principle is clueless about the peanut allergy so I cut her off and asked my kid if he told the bully to stop before he hit the other kid. He said yes I yelled at him several times that I’m allergic to peanut butter and told him to stop and he just kept acting like he was gonna wipe it on me. Now the principle has a shocked look on her face. I ask to see the video from the cafeteria and sure as shit my kid can be seen and heard screaming and trying to back away from his bully. At the point where it looks like the bully grabs my kids arm, my kids yells at the top of his little lungs “ I told you to stop”! Then he grabs the bully by the arm, pulls him towards himself and executes the best clothesline I’ve ever seen anyone do and floors this kid. Then my kid sits down and starts crying in the middle of the cafeteria. At this point I tell the principle that If my kid isn’t allowed back at school tomorrow I was consulting with a lawyer about the attempted murder of my son. I also said that assuming he didn’t have any other ill effects from this I would be fine not pressing charges against the school and the bully since it looks like he may have already learned his lesson. Since I didn’t get a response and it’s been about half an hour since the peanut butter was wiped on my kids arm, I picked him up and left to take him To the Er to get checked out. About 10 minutes ago I got a phone call from the school board superintendent saying that the school board has decided to let my kid come back to school tomorrow. Edit#1 - kid has a clean bill of health form the hospital. Swelling is starting to go down after some epinephrine. Edit#2 - kid got cookies and cream ice cream! Edit#3 - I have been invited to a meeting with the school board Thursday afternoon. Will update afterwards. Edit#4 - Just left the meeting which wasn’t with the school board as I was led to believe on the phone, it was with the principle and a legal representative from the school board. Had lawyer with me and prior to this meeting and we discussed what I wanted out of this meeting. My main concerns were: #1. Making sure that there was a procedure in place to keep allergens away from my child. #2. Ensuring that this child has no ability to assault my child again. I also wanted to know how it was that the principle wasn’t informed or aware of my child’s allergy prior to trying to tell me that he was gonna be suspended. Lawyers talked legal stuff for a little bit while I listened and principal listened. Eventually my turn to talk came and I simply explained points #1 & #2 above. I also asked why principle didn’t take time to assess the whole situation…. The explanation I got was that she was told by the monitor that it was almond butter not peanut butter by the monitor, so she really didn’t look further into it. Which I can understand her point but it doesn’t make things any better from my perspective. So cut and dry stuff first…. The bully child has been moved to a different school. Unfortunately, I don’t have any legal recourse to find out which school he has been moved to and frankly don’t care. Cafeteria monitor has been fired. I didn’t hear this at the meeting but my sons teacher called last night last night after school and told me…. I asked why and I was told that she was distracted my her phone when all of the commotion started which explains why this was allowed to progress in the first place - Based on the recommendation of a friend ( thanks AX ) and many of you via PM, i requested, and was accommodated with, an allergy free table at our school ( and I’m being told every other school in the district will be implementing one as well ) where children with know allergies will eat lunch at and anyone who eats with them will have their lunches inspected by a teacher and a monitor to ensure no allergens are present. TL;DR Told my kid to punch a bully in the throat. Kid listened and did it the next day and got suspended for defending himself. principle had no damn idea that my kid had a peanut allergy and was then unsuspended when I threatened to talk to a lawyer about attempted murder charges…..

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I’m fucked I’m fucked I’m fucked I’m fucked Didn’t really happen today but I have a really bad situation I’m a 14 year old boy and I have a girlfriend and I do really like her but I have no idea what to do so we have had sex multiple times at this point and I didn’t have a condom on me at this time and we did it I thought I was grand but a week later I get a picture of a positive test I panicked hard for the next while my grades dropped (went from 90 to 40 50) and my life has been screwed she saying that she won’t get rid of it and no matter what she is gonna keep the baby but I don’t really feel like we should fast forward a couple months she’s getting a bump so now I need to tell my parents and idk how How fucked am I while typing this I’m trying to do a lot of homework and trying to figure out how I could fix this but I’m pretty sure I’m dead cause my young life is pretty much over at this rate like in my area once this gets out in a few days everybody will know and my family will probably be hated cause of a mistake I made and I have the best family and I think I’m ruining there life anyway this girl tbh I still love her anyway if u are reading thanks TL;DR got girl pregnant idk what to do she got bump need to tell parents my life gonna be ruined Update: I forgot to mention but I told my cousin who is 20 about this and she had pretty similar adivce to the rest of u and I read the comments so thanks for trying to help me

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This will be remembered in our flat till the end I think, Context: Our dorm consists of a floor with eight rooms and four bathrooms, it is intended that two people use one bathroom. Currently, I got no neighboring dorm mate, thus I have the privilege to use the bathroom for me alone. So I took a huge dump in our dorm and absolutely nothing I did solve the problem. I tried pouring dozens of hot water into the bowl, mixing dish soap with water, mixing baking powder with vinegar,standingd there for half an hour with a plunger and even tried this "lifehack" where you use plastic wrap to create tension and push to unclogg it. &#x200B; Result The toilet looked normal and clean, still clogged, my guess is the "cause" of it just got pushed behind what you could see. I left it at it and contacted our facility manager, the bad news was it was on weekends, so I had to leave the "problem" there for a few days. As I´m the only person using this bathroom I had no problem with it, to do my business I used the toilet of the other dorm members' bathroom. That is where my FU came in, I did not put a sign or anything in front of my toilet to signal I clogged my toilet a few days ago with a huge dump. I did not anticipate the possibility other bathrooms could be occupied and then just use a free toilet available when I was not at home. Said dormmate took a massive shat, later that day knocking on my door to confess that he clogged said toilet with the biggest dump he ever had and felt sorry. At that moment I told him that the toilet was already clogged a few days ago and now there are two loads in there making the problem double while laughing out loud. In the end, he came up with the idea to stick a PET bottle at the end of a broomstick and managed to push everything further, resulting in unclogging the toilet. TLDR: Took a dump, and clogged my toilet, few days later dormmate took shat of his life in said clogged toilet and was the solution to my problem altogether.

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This happened a few months ago and it turned out okay (I think) but I still think about it all the time. It's basically the title. In November, my boyfriend (P) and I went to his Grandma's house for Thanksgiving. We were the first ones there (his whole family was eventually coming), so we were just sitting and chatting with his grandma while we waited. After a bit of chatting, she went upstairs to get ready for everyone's arrival, and during this time, her boyfriend (L) showed up. They've been dating for a few months at that point, so we knew him well enough, but he was still fairly new to the family. This is where I FU: When L walked in, I noticed his hair was much shorter, almost bald (but not quite) than it was before. I told him that I liked his haircut, and he gave a half smile, muttered "thanks" and walked into the other room. After he left, P turned to me and whispered that L was going through chemo. My face dropped, and I felt horrible. I told him I liked his haircut when it wasn't even something he chose voluntarily. P told me I was probably okay, and that since I didn't know and it was a genuine compliment, that I probably made him feel a little better, but I still feel horrible. Neither L nor P's grandma mentioned what I said at any point afterward, so I just let it all blow over. I'm sure L brought it up with her at some point, but nothings been mentioned to me. I hope it *did* make him feel a little better, but I feel like I just rubbed it in his face. TLDR: I told my bf's grandma's boyfriend that I liked his haircut, but he didn't get a haircut voluntarily, he was going through chemo.

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I have a chihuahua/corgi mix sweet as can be. Never barks and loves everyone (except my brother, he tackled he to prevent her from running into traffic and she never forgave him). My parents babysat my dogs for me over the weekend so i measured out a few days worth of food into sandwich bags. Made extra in case of emergency. When they brought the digs back i left the bag on the floor because i was so happy to see my babies that i forgot about it. This morning my chihuahua ate over 2 days worth of food after she ate her breakfast. I didn't think much of it. Scolded her and left for work. I came home and i couldn't get her in her harness to take outside. I had to loosen it as far as it would go and it wasn't loose enough. She had several litters of puppies before we adopted her and normally has really saggy stomach skin. Not today. Its fully taut and it looks like she swallowed a bowling ball. I took her outside and she vomited everywhere, then pooped like 5 times her normal amount. Then it melted the snow and sunk before i could puck it all up and i couldn't find it. (Im at an apartment so i have to pick it up but she was pooping so fast i couldn't get it before it left my sight) Then we came inside and she is sitting on the couch shaking and groaning. Our other dog is 14 and has dementia. She is also going blind and almost fully deaf. She tends to step on the chihuahua a lot and lay on top of her which my dog seems to enjoy because she loves snuggling but today the 14 year old walked near her and she snarled. The 14 year old has dementia so she didn't catch on that she should keep her distance so she tried to lay on the chihuahua and then they went for each other i had to break it up. TLDR i left food out and my sweet chihuahua turned into a bitchy bowling ball

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So, last week I decided to buy a Thermoflask bottle online because I work in a hot warehouse and only really like cold water, so I wanted a bottle which would keep water cool. Yesterday it comes in the mail and I open it up and rinse it out, then I fill it with cold water and go to take a drink and it leaks all over me, I’m perplexed and just assume I haven’t put the lid on right so I take the lid off and screw it back on again, go to take another drink and i’m covered again. At this point I was getting angry that the bottle I paid $60 for was just leaking all over me, so I looked at the lid and saw a hole in it, this was where the water was coming from, I went on the website I got it from and raised a refund request on it and took a picture of it leaking out of the hole in the lid. After this I got into bed angry and went to sleep. This morning I wake up and in my freshly awoken daze I thought that I could use some water, I hobble over to my bottle and just started to drink from it from the table without lifting and tilting it like I had done the night before. At first I was completely oblivious and then a lightbulb in my head decided to turn on and I had my first epiphany of my life…. As it turns out, and most of you probably knew this already, but most of these types of bottle have a straw attached to the lid which means that you do not need to tilt the bottle when drinking to get water, and it turns out that the hole in the lid was to create a means of airflow so that you can actually drink from the bottle. I felt like such an idiot after this and can’t stop thinking about the guy I bought it from looking at my refund request and the picture of me looking so confidently correct when in reality I was the most oblivious idiot out. TL:DR ; I thought my bottle was leaking but it turns out I was tilting it while drinking which was not necessary leading to water coming out of the airflow hole.

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Let me tell you, there’s nothing more frustrating than dealing with bill collectors, especially ones that neglect to inform you you have a growing balance until it’s obscene. Especially companies whose name is three letters. Back in March of last year, my family moved into our very first house. We’ve been living in apartments our whole lives and with our growing health issues, we had to get out of the city. We set up service and went about our lives, paying the bills. Set up paperless billing, etc. Life went on. The new year rolls around and there’s a disconnect notice on my fence. I thought, that’s odd. I logged onto my electric company's portal and it was current? Maybe it was a mistake? The time period specified came and went, we didn’t notice anything being disconnected so we thought nothing of it. Then, I got an email about a past due bill so I said I better call the company because this is getting weird. Come to find out, there was another account in my name, to my address that had a past due balance of $4,740.46. Naturally, I was pissed. I demanded to know what this was and if I had two accounts going, why am I only getting paper/emails for one out of two accounts? Like, I get it. If there is one bill per meter, fine, where is the bill?! I could’ve dealt with this and had it current A LONG TIME AGO. I’ve received no phone calls, emails, paper bills in the mail for this second account. I asked for the meter numbers, I had to confirm which was which because their customer service didn’t know what meter it was, it just had a balance due. They kept apologizing saying they didn’t know why I didn’t get a bill for the second account and only the first. FOR ALMOST A YEAR. They couldn’t call us because of COVID PROTECTIONS. They could’ve still sent a paper bill, gdi. I got all of their 'energy saving tips' postcards. I’m the only adult in my household that can work. My husband can’t work, he can’t feel his legs, has difficulty walking, and has bad head and hand tremors. My little brother is autistic and low functioning, and needs constant care. My kids are in elementary school. My income from my full-time job and my VA disability is all we have to work with and with this big bill in our laps, it’s going to be a nightmare to stay afloat until it’s paid down. I get it, we get service, we pay. Fair. Why haven’t I been notified at 30 days past due? 90 days? 180 days? So I could’ve paid it off and monitored it every month? I’m just angry. Angry and stressed. TLDR: Didn’t notice I wasn’t getting a second bill until I got a disconnect notice email. Called the electric company to find out I was paying on my well and not my house since March 2022. Now I owe 5k.

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TIFU by getting caught shoplifting at target - Any Advice please?

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TIFU by shitting into my BFs mom's compost bin without telling them cause I had food poisoning

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I have struggled with body dysmorphia for ages and slowly developed horrible mental health because of it. My mom tried to get me assessed for an eating disorder a few weeks ago because i wasnt eating properly. During the process, I went through a questionnaire online followed by a face-to-face appointment. I nearly cried filling out the questionnaire. When it came to the appointment, i wasnt in a good mood at all. It took ages for me to actually talk, and not to mention my sister was there. We ended up getting sidetracked and when we got back to the conversation at hand i blamed it on my inflammed bowel and stomach pains while eating, in which they said that I likely didnt have an eating disorder - but i think i could. Today I’ve eaten a sandwich, 9 chicken nuggets, a piece of garlic naan, a piece of cake and a singular meatball. And when it came to the meatball I was thinking “should i heat it up?” “no itll lead the temptation to more and its not good” “just one.” While im eating, i also tend to notice that i am always hesitant at first but then before i know it ive eaten it all within a minute and I find that i hate it. Eating around people also makes me uncomfortable, especially in restaurants, because i spend less time eating and more inspecting every single detail of the menu. Im also generally a picky eater and ontop of that lactose intolerant, and i tend to have burgers at restaurants because of it. So im kinda stuck because on one hand i dont want food but on the other i need it to survive, but i end up too busy thinking about what i can get with no dairy bc even though i can just ask for it removed i dont wanna ask, since im horrible socially. What can I do? my mom isnt gonna get me another appointment and i cant ask my GP without my mom being told about the appointment. TL;DR: Lied at an eating disorder assessment and was told i likely didn’t have one, which i probably do actually have.

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TIFU by getting caught shoplifting from Target, i might be REALLY Fcked. Advice?

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So I have really bad allergies. I take 2 shots a week and 4 allergy meds twice a day. No, I dont live in a bubble. Anyways, one of those meds is eye drops. I went to grab my eye drops and glanced at the label. I saw optic and proceeded to put the drops in the first eye. It BURNED so bad! It felt like Satan had just licked my eye ball after eating the world's hottest ghost pepper. I had unlocked my own personal realm of Hell and just knew I was paying for all my sins at that point. I'm left begging for mercy. As I'm begining to wonder if I must offer up a sacrifice for sweet relief to make an appearance, My husband asked me if I fucked up and used the ear drops (for ear infections. I had them quite often before realizing they were being caused by allergies) and I told him the bottle said optic. I decided to look again and the damn thing said otic not optic. Fuck, it's ear drops. I knew then, I was officially a dumbass. Once I had climbed my way back out of hell, I rinsed my eye and then put the correct drops in. Thankfully I am not the only dumbass in the world and a lot of people have had the same up close and personal visit from Hades himself. It only causes burning and redness temporarily despite feeling like it last an enternity. I took the ear drops and put them in the back of the medicine cabinet so that it doesn't happen again. Another lesson learned the hard way. TL:DR : I fucked up by putting ear drops in my eye instead of eye drops which sent me to my own personal hell. Everything is back to normal now. I will make sure to pay closer attention to the damn label from now on.

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TI(almost)FU by digging up a damaged underground utility line.

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Context is needed here: my coworker was setting sheet pile along the walls of a pit we were working in. If you don't know what sheet pile is, it's very large (~15ft long and ~3ft wide in our case) rectangular sheets of thick steel that are placed along the walls of a pit and driven into the ground to prevent the walls from caving in. We were driving the sheet pile into the ground by pressing on it with an excavator bucket, then bashing the top with the bucket to drive it far enough in that it will support itself as well as falling dirt should the wall cave. One of the sheet piles wasn't driving as he pounded on it, and was actually rising back up as it was pushed down. So they sent me down there with a shovel to dig the mud out from underneath the sheet pile and get a look at what was stopping it and, lo and behold, a 14ft deep live power line wider than my arm getting pile drived by a ~1,000lb steel sheet with an excavator hammering on it. The insulation wasn't split from what I could see, although my sight of it was limited as there was standing water covering most of the floor of the pit (which I was standing in), and the line was pinched into an oval underneath the sheet pile. If the sheet pile had successfully sheared the power line, I would've found out immediately upon stepping into the puddle it was sitting in and stabbing it with a metal shovel, as it probably would have stopped my heart. I couldn’t find a definite measure of how many volts run through those lines, but from what I read I assume it was 7,200V (home outlets are 120V, for reference). Call before you dig, and don't let your coworkers think for you. TL;DR I unknowingly dug up a damaged, semi-submerged, very live power line the size of a fire hose today at work.

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Let me set the scene it's 10pm we've just gotten home after going out and my boyfriend started to not feel great. He decided hey, we should take vitamin C pills to ward off the illness. He gets a pill... no problem vitamin c goodness. He hands me the bottle I grab a pill perfectly normal. We both put the pill in our mouths. It tastes weird maybe it's the flavourless kind. It's a little hard and not melting in my mouth. Guess I have to bite it? *Crunch* a sand like texture fills my mouth. I think naybe that's just how this pill breaks down. It's a little weird but you know everyone has medicine preferences. I chew a few times before he notices the crunch sound is still haplening. Immediately he has concerns. So, I spit out a pastic casing. That's confusing, what's plastic in a pill bottle? Then we realise that I've bitten the silica gel packet from the pill bottle. Proceed to the next 20 minutes of freaking out and calling the poisons hotline. Now I'm being monitered to make sure it didn't have a poisonous coating and I don't choke. Needless to say I'm not allowed to take pills in the dark anymore. TLDR: I bit into a silica gel packet causing panic. Now I'm banned from getting pills in the dark.

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TW: racism Let me preface this by saying that I grew up in a wealthy town in GA where I never actually came into contact with any people of color. I went to private school my whole life and I only met one black kid at school and there were a few janitors who I thought were super cool that I talked to because I thought it was super nice of them to clean up after we got the cafeteria so messy at lunch. Like, how nice? The only relationship I ever had with anyone of color was with maids and nannies. This was also at a time where Denzel Washington and Oprah were basically the only representation in media. So, onto my story. I'm a freshman in high school and I ask my parents if I can have my two best friends, Kristen and Shanique, come over to spend the night. My father tells me that Kristen can come, but Shanique cannot. I was confused, I didn't know why, so I asked him. He told me, "because she doesn't need to see what she will never have." I was baffled. As far as I was concerned, everyone that went to my school was paying to go, but apparently Shanique's older brother was an athlete and they were on scholarship, actually, every black student was on scholarship. I had no idea because I just assume everyone is equal in everyway including money, because why not? My dad told me that we aren't and never will be. I never mentioned her race either, but her name kind of gave it away. I was disgusted by my father. From that moment on, I had no respect for him. What kind of person could say such a thing about another human being knowing nothing about them? Hell, her brother was an athlete at a school known to produce professional athletes, she could easily end up well off. Also, this education could get her far in life. So, I thought, FU sir, I do what I want. So when lacrosse season was over, the 3 of us had to find another PE and we chose to walk a mile around the neighborhood, which just so happened to go by my house. We told the teacher we were going to stop by my house for snacks. I was so smart, that I forgot my key, we grabbed the hide-a-key and went in through the front door and passed the den, which should have never happened. When we got into the kitchen, we saw my mom and she turned white as a ghost, which I was completely baffled by because she knew Shanique and liked her, so I was confused. After we had our snacks, we were pushed out the back door and sent on our way. That night my parents had a fight. Well, I got yelled at by my father first for going against what he said and then they had a fight. What I learned was that we apparently have a shrine to black oppression in our house. I thought it was completely normal. I was always told that it was a part of history. There were golliwogs, dolls, figurines, and even a cast-iron sign that showed white/colored drinking fountains, which were my dad's pride and joy. I specifically remember how excited he was when he got that sign. One thing I remember from being a kid was this doll that was white, but if you flipped the skirt was black. It was from slavery times for the slaves who wanted a doll to look like them, but if they were caught with it, they would be whipped, so it had to be able to turn into a white doll quickly. I thought it was a really cool piece of history. I had no idea that this was all blatant racism. That weekend, the shrine was finally taken down because my mother knew that I would bring her over again because I am stubborn as hell and obviously oblivious to the fact of what was going on in my own home. Shanique never said anything to me about the shrine, but I can't imagine that she didn't see it because it took up a huge portion of the room and the giant black golliwogs stand out. She also mentioned other dolls that were in other rooms of the house, so she must've noticed and was just in shock or embarrassed/enraged. Maybe the fact that they were gone the next time she came made her feel more at ease, I'm not sure, but this was definitely the biggest fuck up I've ever done. TLDR: TIFU by exposing my best friend to a racist shrine of black oppression that my father kept displayed in the house.

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I (21M) have been friends w a girl (21F), we’ll say Stella, since freshman year of uni. We grew pretty close. While I recognized she was objectively attractive, I was just never attracted to her like that. I really liked hanging w her, and in HS, I didn't have as many friends, so I was so fucking thrilled to have some. I was a virgin when I met her and knew I needed female friends. Bc I met her within the 1st week of uni, I thought we should just be friends. After three years, I never regretted that decision. I even really liked her BF, who I hung out w just for fun. We would regularly go get food and talk shit ab Stella (lovingly). FF to last weekend, senior year. (I know not today, but two days ago) I broke up w a long-time GF a month back. Ab 2 weeks after that, Stella got dumped too. We've been really close since bc we've been venting ab ex BS w each other. Friday night, we went to the bars, ran into exes, got fucked up w Stella & roomies. Then Sat a.m., I realize Stella left her phone, wallet, and keys. Luckily, she got home safe, so I deliver her shit. Then Stella is like, "down to day drink?" And I was feeling awful bc a heated text exchange that a.m. resulted in me finally blocking Ex. So I said, "plz...pt.2!?" We get some beers and drink at my place. We were pretty drunk well before bar time. So she says we should take a power nap. As soon as we lay down, she's all over me. Mind u, we've platonically slept side by side a lot--especially drunk. We often tend to enable each other's drinking so we always have to crash at each others' places. There has never been any awkwardness from this. I could tell she was feeling flirty, but she's known to do that just for fun. She hops on top of me rq. Like, I was tryna nap, and she is now on my dick. But I was drunk and like "maybe she j feelin silly." Then she's flirting heavy. She grabs my hands and puts them on her ass. So I say, "u have a lil crush on me, huh?" She says yes. And then for a while, I get her off my lap to talk. I don't feel the same, but I’ve thought about it and didn’t want to crush her. I say it’s a bad idea for us to date, but still things escalated. "We don't gotta date, just fuck" I think she said. I've had about 8+ drinks at this point, so I'm fuzzy. She undid my pants and gave me a bj. But drunk dick + 1st sex since ex + this was my friend = no boner. But then we make out. Finally get hard. We have some dysfunctional sex for a few minutes–lost wood. Honestly, Idek why I fucked. I've never even fantasized about her. But I would have guessed she had fantasized. She was all over me, eager, and vocal about her enjoyment. But she woke up the next morning naked and confused. She had blacked out. She had no recollection of any foreplay or sex. We had stopped drinking shortly after we went to my room. I showered. And when she crashed, she didn't crash like a ton of bricks. She woke up and responded to me coherently whenever I asked her something. I think the reason she got so drunk so fast was bc she might have still been intoxicated from the prior night by the time she started drinking again. Her energy was off in the morning, but I never even imagined that she was totally blacked. She didn't tell me she blacked either. I was sure she remembered her aggressive initiation of sex, that seemed to be something she wanted to do for a while from what she said. I thought she was embarrassed that she admitted some of her feelings for me. But now I think she was just terrified that she had no idea what happened. She filled me in over text. I texted her all the big details. She said “we’ll laugh ab this someday.” She guaranteed me we were cool bc I apologized profusely. Now I'm blocked. And I hate myself. To be fair, I have thought she blocked me once before, but she just went to the Mental Hospital. But still. Best case , my friend isn't responding bc inadvertently gave her so much stress she put herself in inpatient. The worst part is she has a history of being taken advantage of while passed out, so she’s def scared I took advantage of her while asleep. This is the worst fucking part. I understand her reaction, but I’m angry. We were both wasted, lonely, horny, and emotionally vulnerable. But she jumped me and I caved. And now I feel like I SAed my best friend. And it doesn't matter what I tell her bc all she knows is she blacked out hanging out w me and ended up naked. &#x200B; tl;dr: One of (if not my) best friend(s) seduced me while we were drunk. But it turned out her sexual impulsivity may have been motivated by the fact that she was blackout. She woke up spooked that she didn't remember why she was naked w one of the few men she trusts. Now my texts don't deliver. And I've been sobbing all night.

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tifu by bringing a knife to school I brought a knife to school for one of my friends to cut an apple for a class. One of the teachers saw me, and I was sent home for the day. I will go back tomorrow and have a meeting with the director, the student councilor, and the student aid. I know that bringing a knife to school was a bad idea, but it was a 1 1/2 inch blade pocket knife, not a kitchen knife or something bigger it was small. There are plastic butter knives that the school has out, but those snap really easily. And I know that they have metal knives, but they don't put them out. I feel bad about it, but i forgive and forget really easily, so I bet I won't remember about it until someone reminds me. Thanks for reading my rant. I needed to get this down. Any advice would be helpful TL ; DR I brought a knife to school to help a friend

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One of my employees and I were discussing our pets and they made mention that they were getting a pet that I had. I showed them a video of said pet being cute and didn't realize that in the bottom half of the video is a very obvious dildo. I showed this same video to my coworker, who I'm less worried about seeing it. They worked at a sex toy store and has shared numerous NSFW stories with me. I didn't realize it was there until I got home and I was deleting videos of underneath my car(I hit something on the way home). They are an older member of my staff and Im really really scared that she is going to say something to my boss. It was a total accident. I usually keep it tucked under my pillow. I didn't even realize it was there, standing tall and proud, when I took the video and was half tempted to post the cute animal being cute to facebook(so happy I didn't!). I was wondering why they weren't "awwww"ing over the cute pet and looking all shocked at first.......now I know....... TL;DR Showed members of my staff a video with a dildo in it. Might get fired.

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I got off work around three hours ago, craving popcorn chicken and mozzarella sticks. Where else does one go to satisfy that craving at 11pm other than Sonic? I grabbed my food and pulled into a (dark) parking lot to eat my dinner and scroll Reddit. I spent most of my life vegetarian because I'm scared of getting sick from meat... but it's improved and I started eating it some a year ago. Tonight I decided I wasn't going to sit there and check my chicken before eating it for the sake of making progress. Four pieces of popcorn chicken later, I cave and turn on the light to look at them... low and behold, the one I was currently eating, as well as the rest of them, were completely raw in the middle. I was too busy thinking about how they nailed the breading this time to notice….. Reddit, how screwed am I? TL;DR: I accidentally ate raw chicken from sonic after work tonight because it was dark and I wasn’t paying attention. What are the odds that I am going to suffer for it?

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[Update.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10kxe0r/tifupdate_i_contacted_my_ex_roommate_and) My roommate moved out this morning. She's immigrating. The two of us have shared an apartment for almost 2 years. I've always been attracted to her, but I didn't want to be that guy who tried to fuck the first female roommate he got, so I did my best to keep our relationship as platonic as possible. However, last night being the last night my roommate and I were gonna be roommates, I decided to tell her that I always thought she was attractive. I also made it clear that I didn't expect anything to happen, I just wanted to get it off my chest so we could laugh about it without worrying that it might be awkward the next day, and the day after that, etc. My roommate playfully punched me on my shoulder and said she gave me so many opportunities. I had no idea what she was talking about, which prompted her to provide the following examples: 1. When we were dancing in the club and the song finished, our faces were so close together, our foreheads were literally touching. But instead of kissing her at that moment, I apparently rolled my eyes to the back of my head and asked if I looked like Storm in X-Men. 2. When she asked me to show her what kind of porn I enjoyed watching, I showed her mine and she volunteered to show me hers. We were sitting on the couch, watching people fuck, and still I did nothing. 3. When I was hospitalized, she said she would be happy to nurse me when I get home, but only if I promised to wear nothing but my hospital gown. 4. When she asked me for a piggyback ride to her room when she was done showering and only wearing a towel. 5. When she confessed to sleeping in one of my shirts because I was away for the weekend and she wanted to feel close to me. I can go on, it was a long list, but this was the top 5 for me. It seemed so obvious now, but at the time I was fucking clueless. I think I was too focused on NOT crossing that line that my brain completely blocked out any signs of sexual chemistry. My roommate and I laughed about it, but deep down I was so angry at myself for losing out on what could have been a more exciting experience because I was unable to connect the dots. Tl:dr I was blind to the signs that my roommate was attracted to me, and now that I finally know what I've been missing out on, it's too late to do anything about it because my roommate is moving overseas.

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TW: extreme anxiety So it happened a week ago and I’m still as shocked. I landed in Paris with my gf at the airport CDG and took a train to the city. As I was carrying our luggage, my attention was mostly focused on the bags and missed one or two things taking place around us. We arrived at the station “Gare du Nord” and were to change trains. So as we were standing at the platform waiting for our train to come, I felt a very heavy weight pushing my gf from behind, as we were standing “glued” to each other. I saw a man pushing us so my first reaction was to push him back and restore some space. Guys please believe me, I didn’t use any amount of force enough to move an adult human 1mm from the spot, little you know the guy went FLYING, his fall felt so long until he “landed” IN THE TRACKS! I swiftly jumped after him, grabbed him literally like a potato sack and threw him over back to the platform and jumped back over, as the train just arrived, which would have taken me had I been 1 second slower. I ran to the guy and that’s when I realized he was extremely drunk and didn’t even notice what had just happened. Mind you, this all happened in a fraction of roughly 30 seconds, nobody came to our aid, my gf froze and could only scream. My blood was boiling! The more time passed, the harder the scene hit me, because, if that shit had happened just a few seconds later, I’d had killed an innocent person and would be the deepest shit I’ve ever been in my life, I would have been arrested for murder and wouldn’t stand a chance against the accusations, there were cameras everywhere. I couldn’t sleep for 3 days straight and got traumatized, still got PTSD. I’d rather die than kill an innocent person, that’s one of my biggest fears. I really hope that man could make it back to his family alive and live a thousand years happy with his family. I never intended any harm upon you. TL;DR: I pushed a drunk man to the tracks 30 before the train arrived nearly killing him, in Paris.

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[https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/107ccyb/tifupdate\_by\_sending\_my\_boss\_and\_coworkers/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/107ccyb/tifupdate_by_sending_my_boss_and_coworkers/) Final update for everyone that keeps messaging me to see how my disastrous life is going. I’m the talk of the whole company at this stage and everyone has seen said pictures by now, every day I’m in the office I hear a remark from someone or other about it. Most in whispers behind my back, but some a brazen enough to say it to my face. I think I respect them a bit more for being upfront. Lots of you guys suggested that I collect all these instances and file a bullying complaint with HR, but I decided to let it pass as I wasn’t their favourite person as of late. My boss has been watching my every move like a hawk, doubling my work load and expecting me to pick up all other slack from the whole team. I ran with her demands for a week but I eventually had enough and handed in my notice, I don’t get payed enough to deal with that work load. So she wins I give up, starting a new job on Monday. Smaller wage but with better benefits, like fully work from home. Hopefully the money I save commuting will off set the loss of income, but I think for my own mental health it’s worth it. Also trying to cut down on my overly expensive online content model addiction, time to stop having big titty goth dommes control my life. TL;DR When the dust settled I was the joke of the office, boss was out to get me and trying to get me to quit with ridiculous work load. For my own mental well-being I gave in and admitted defect. Starting new job on Monday and hopefully put all this behind me.

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For context, this was about 2 years ago, but I had to share it. I was 14 at the time, and I had been offered $100 to house sit for family friends for 2 days. This sounded easy to me. Then they went over the procedures. They had a great dane that was their roommate's dog, who I had to watch, along with another dog that was theirs. The great dane was old and wobbly, and he couldn't get up by himself. My job was to get him up to eat, go outside, etc. They didn't have me test run picking him up first. You can probably see where this is going. I was at their house on the first day, just chilling, when the dog fell off of his bed. No biggie, I'll just pick him up and put him back. Let me tell you, it was a biggie. I tried picking him up for hours, and no luck. I had also not gotten any sleep the night before, so I was panicking in my sleep-deprived mindset. I was crying for hours, and I had sat down a few times for a break and had fallen asleep from the exhaustion of exerting myself with no energy. I was woken up multiple times by the dog whimpering, and I felt terrible for nodding off. I eventually contacted the couple and told them I couldn't get him up, to which they sent a friend of theirs to help out. And of course, he got the dog up with no problems. During the second day, I had my mom come with me to help out, and I honestly should have given her a cut of the money with how much work she did. tldr; couldn't get an elderly great dane to get up, had to call for help

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So this happened a few years ago now, but it's one of those things that sometimes comes back to me and makes me shudder. I'd recently been promoted at work, and was due to be working in the same city as my new boss for the first time. During the day we arranged to have dinner in the evening. We finished work for the day, and since the restaurant wasn't booked until later in the evening, my boss suggested going a couple of drinks first. So I meet him at a bar, and we're joined by his own boss, and a couple of other senior colleagues (I'm very much the junior member of the party). These guys are drinking like fish, and because drinking adheres to a strict "rounds" policy in my country, I feel under obligation to keep up with them. I soon realise that I'm way out of my depth, but I'm the new guy in the team and I don't want to seem like a lightweight, so I end up drinking around 6-7 pints in a couple of hours max before we set off to find the restaurant. It's a fairly short walk, but long enough for me to become quite desperate for a piss before we get there. The restaurant is pretty upmarket, but that's fine with me because our travel expense policy was quite generous. We sit down, there's only maybe 8 tables in the entire place and it's pretty quiet. I'm feeling way too drunk to be in this situation, and I'm trying to hold it together and not make a fool of myself, so I waited a couple of minutes before excusing myself to use the bathroom. I ask the waiter where the restrooms are and he indicates that they are down a flight of stairs in the corner only a few metres from the table where my boss etc are sitting perusing the menu. I walk over to the top of the narrow staircase just as another guy from a different table does the same. I gesture for him to go first but he does the same to me. We do that awkward half-dance shuffle where we both start to move at the same time, but then stop to let each other go first. This happens a couple of times, so I say "after you mate" and gesture again but he does the same thing again! This is hilarious to my drunken self so I start laughing, but I also feel a bit self-conscious so I glance around to see if any of the guys I'm with have noticed what's happening. They are, to a man, just staring at me like I'm some sort of demented weirdo, and my boss says out loud bemusedly, "What ARE you up to over there?" His quizzical tone sobers me up slightly, and it's when I turn around again that I realise to my horror that I've been trying to negotiate my way past my own fucking reflection in a giant floor-to-ceiling mirror at the top of the staircase... TL;DR TIFU by drunkenly dancing with my own reflection while trying to impress my new boss.

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Obligatory this did not happen today, but yesterday. It was about 11 PM, I had finished running some errands and I was home alone so I wanted to unwind and play some league of legends, so I sent a message to a guy whom I had added a few days prior after hitting it off and invited him to play some games. He says yes, I add him on discord, we get on a call and play a couple of games. We lose some, we win some. Fun chats, nice convo, he's a teacher, he recommends me some shows, etc. It gets to 2:30 AM. "hey man it's getting late I have to hit the hay, I have work tomorrow" - "yeah no problem dude, nice talking to you, take care" and I close the league of legends client. Thinking for SOME reason that our voice call was dependent on it. I then decide to have some "me time" and whip out a sex toy I own that makes a lot of noise as well as put on some (loud) adult content on my speakers... as well as making some not-safe-for-work-sounds. This goes on for about 20 minutes until I hear "uhhh hey man, i'm gonna hang up ok?" -discord sound effect- I froze, mouth open for about 5 minutes thinking about what I had inflicted upon this man. Then blocked him on everything. I hate myself. &#x200B; TL;DR: I forgot to close a Discord call and a stranger heard me loudly masturbating for about 20 minutes

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I use a financial planning site called SmartyPig for lots of things. It's basically a goal setting account but you can set recurring payments so you can save for things by certain dates. One of those goals was saving over 8 years for a trip to Disney World. My parents have a timeshare they never use in Orlando that could accomodate us all (two years worth of shares, banked so that you can use two units in one year, etc.), so it's really just the cost of tickets. We do okay financially so we decided, 8 years ago, to save enough to take our extended family. We had talked to them about this over the years, planning with them to go as well but not telling them we were paying for tickets. I had a recent opportunity to do some contract work for a large amount of money quickly, and used that to finish the goal early. At a recent get together for a birthday we planned our "big reveal" and we gathered everyone around my laptop for exciting news. With everyone around I deftly, with no hesitation, using the muscle memory programmed into my hands for decades, typed "hogtied.com" instead of "smartypig.com", because apparently my brain thought "pig" and "hog" were close enough. The silence after my rope kink burst forth in front of everyone was deafening. I had typed it too quickly, but not so quickly that Chrome didn't betray me and you could see the familiar autocompleted URL waving to me like an old friend. I saw the glimpse of it right near the end but my autopilot hands were just too fast. "Oh. Sorry, that's not it," was the best I could mumble. I could feel the eyes of my 10 year old nephew searing with new thoughts and possibilities while his mom stood frozen like a statue. She looked at me like that Matrix character that pleads, "not like this" before dying. I went to the correct site, we explained that we had saved enough for tickets, and everyone cheered and was happy. Not a single person ever brought the "other" site up again - it was too, too much. TL:DR - I showed everyone close to me a bondage website instead of our Disney account and now I'm clearly the weird uncle. *Edit: Couple people have asked how my wife didn't know. She's had some sex trauma stuff in her past that would make BDSM pretty off-putting so I've just kept it as "my own thing".*

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This is a re write that makes more sense Context: So half way tru last year my gf who we’ll call G made friends with someone who we’ll call M. So M over time gained feelings for G and asked her out but G isn’t lesbian or bi, but M didn’t take that for an answer. Ever since then M has been emotionally abusing her which has drove G to hurting herself over it but she can’t do anything about it bc M is the leader of her friend group and can make everyone hate G if they want to Now for the story: Tonight at 12 G messaged me telling me that M is blackmailing her, bc G tried to cut her off. At this point I’ve had enough of M doing this type of stuff to G. So I ask and ask and ask what the blackmail is and G doesn’t tell me. so I didn’t know what to do to try and get M to stop this. So I told the principal everything that M has done in the past and is doing now.(I wouldn’t ever snitch but M is a really big one so I don’t feel bad) I told G that I did and that to tell him what she’s been doing to her, but she starts telling that I ruined her friendship with her only kinda real friend that we’ll call H. At this point I don’t know how I ruined it bc idk what the dirt is or how it would effect it in anyway. Then G told me to fix it or we’re done. Idk how to fix it bc on our school messenging u can’t delete it and idk what the dirt is so I have no possible way to fix it. And 10 minutes later G breaks up with me Idk what I did wrong and G knows I’m not gonna sit there and do nothing about it 99% of the time All comments are greatly appreciated EDIT: G and H would both get in trouble from it and it’s something that they did at school TL;DR

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TIFU by getting a lightsaber stuck inside my ass and having it unexpectedly come out during a heated argument with my parents about paying for my sister's wedding.

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Tried hooking up with a girl from church who turned out to be my 9th cousin

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I've been on BeWelcome, Trustroots and Warmshowers for years, and more recently I joined Couchers. They're hospex communities, alternatives to Couchsurfing (henceforth CS lol) . I was locked out of CS just in the beginning of the pandemic, when they started chsrging a fee, and finally deleted my profile there. My friend and work colleague is on CS rejecting a bunch of couch requests because he just moved and is renovating his home. He suggested that he send me his requests and I thought sure, why not. Just now he got a message and showed it to me. He was typing a reply and he wanted to give my number to the person. I said "no, send him the links to my profile". I sent him four links to all the other hospex sites I participate in. So after he clicked Send, the website loaded a page saying he was blocked. Then on his email there was a message from PayPal saying his card would no longer be charged and even reimbursing him for the latest payment. I got him banned from CS. TL;DR: I do couchsurfing but I'm not on that site. My friend is on it and he's not hosting anyone but is getting lots of requests. He was replying to one of his requests, giving the person links to my profile in other hospex sites. This got him instantly banned, to the point that PayPal immediately reimbursed him.

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TIFU for cutting guy off over being cautious about my protection

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TIFU by screwing the shit out of a girl... Literally

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