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I (M32) have a close friend (F31) I've known for about half a year. We spend tons of time together, text daily, call each other when we're stressed, will hang out and talk for hours, and often study together and then get food and drinks afterwards. The secret hanging over our friendship has been that I've had a huge crush on her since I met her, before we became friends. A week ago, she broke up with her boyfriend and I've been comforting her as she processes it. Today, I was studying together and we ended up talking about our respective experiences with heartbreak and how messed up it makes you. She then started talking about how she doesn't want to start dating again but she thinks it's important that she puts herself out there. She told me that a friend of hers suggested she try blind dates. And asked me what I think. My idiot brain could think of no response other than brutal inappropriate honesty and said "I think you should date me instead." She was clearly shocked by this, and after saying she felt very uncomfortable, told me that she'd rather just be friends. We kept studying together, I was going to leave but she told me to stay. And it one point she asked me to watch her stuff as she goes to the washroom and when she came back she was clearly crying. We parted on apparently friendly terms but I feel terrible and guilty, not for what I said but for when and how I said it. TLDR; I told my close friend a week after her breakup that I want to date her and caused her to cry.

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TIFU by submitting an unreleased feature film to a production company I’m an audio engineer by trade, and I’ve been working freelance for some movies that have yet to be released. Of course, I signed an NDA for these films because I’m getting paid to work on them. I’ve been applying to production companies to get a more steady salary, and one of the ones I’m applying to requires a demo reel. I was making some new demo reels, and I made one to submit to the company and one for future use, that included clips from a feature, that I was going to use after the movie came out. I sent them the wrong one. To make things worse, my supervisor for that particular film actually WORKS at the company I am applying to, and he is almost certainly going to see I just sent out clips from an unreleased movie. Not only does this look bad, this violates NDA, which means I’m going to be terminated from the project, I won’t be paid, I’ll not get the job at the studio, I’ve burnt bridges with all these connections, I’m going to be blacklisted from ever working in the industry again, and I’ll maybe even get sued. I’m terrified of the possibilities. TL:DR I submitted an unreleased movie I’m under contract for to a production company that my supervisor for said movie works at.

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Tifu by telling one of my friends I liked somebody. During PE, the boys and girls in my class were separated to do our Wednesday activity and I went up to one of my friends who we'll call Daisy (not their real name.) I told Daisy that I wanted to get my other friend Ollie (not their real name) a plushie for valentines day which promptly made Daisy ask if I liked Ollie. Just to give some background Information about my relationship with Ollie we're good friends. We became friends this school year in late August and we're pretty close in my opinion. A lot of people in both our grade and the grade below us "ship" us and tell us that we would be a good couple. I'm a part of the aroace spectrum (aromatic asexual) but I've been confused about my feelings towards Ollie because I've been feeling like I have a crush on Ollie but I've been getting "mixed" feelings. And because people are saying that they ship us, we've been jokingly flirting and we're planning to prank people when we eventually have a school dance. Now going back to the story Daisy convinced me to let them tell Ollie how I feel about them. And just to keep long stories short Ollie thought Daisy was joking. Ollie thought that Daisy did that so that we would start "our prank." I asked Ollie out to the dance because I got nervous and because I could tell he was trying not to smile and laugh because to Ollie this was how we were gonna start our "prank." Daisy started to get excited and told some of our friends that Ollie and I are dating which promptly hyped our other friends. Now I just want to say that I don't blame Daisy. I was grateful that Daisy offered to be my wingman but things didn't go that well. During my next class with Ollie, things weren't awkward but we didn't talk as much as we usually do which makes me suspect that they're thinking Daisy wasn't joking. I texted him after school about what Daisy said to them and they said they thought Daisy said I had a crush on them for the prank. I'm gonna be honest I don't think our relationship is gonna be affected that much but this whole ordeal made me realize that Ollie probably doesn't like me back. The "rejection" stings but I'm still hopeful for valentines day. I want to confess my feelings to them soon but the thing is we're always surrounded by people and I don't want to tell Ollie I like him over text. I want it to be more private and between us. I'm hoping the present I'm gonna give Ollie will be a big enough hint that Daisy wasn't joking about me liking him because honestly the more I think about it the more I realize I like them. Honestly, I feel stuck on what to do next so if you know what to do please tell me. TL;DR: I told my friend I had a crush on my friend and the friend I like probably doesn't like me back.

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TIFU at Montanas This Just happened, TIFU by unintentionally Dine and Dashing... Today was the 40th brothday of my friend "O". His annual tradition is to attend the "all you can eat, Ribs" at the local Montanas. Well today after ordering, we waited 2 hours for food. And were offered a paltry free meal for the night. I Refused and left my name and number, was promplty called by the police, and Informed of my coming arrest for theft. I immediately retracted my bad behaviour to the officer and agreed to come pay tomorrow. Im still miffed though, MF'rs, promised an all you can eat for my big buddy "O" and we were left hanging and starving all night. LAME!!! TLDR: I felt 2 hours and 1 plate of "all you can eat, Ribs" was too much of a loss, and decided to check Montanas. I was promptly contactd by local law enforcment...

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First time I've ever posted, so bear with me here. I'm currently working a job that was nothing like I thought it would be. Hours suck and just not very satisfying overall. I was applying to a bunch of jobs about a half a year ago and just trying to find something that stuck. Eventually I got some offers, one is the job I'm currently working and another is this job I've always been interested in. I was urged to accept my current job because a friend had told me it was a great company that allows for a lot of career progression. I ended up ignoring the emails from the other company and that was that. Today I've come to realize my current job is not all that great and I don't think ill be moving up anytime soon because I'm at the bottom of a very long and slow growing totem pole. So a week ago I decided to start looking for jobs again and ended up reapplying to this other job. Well today I decided to check my email and saw there was a response from this company asking for more information about me before they would set up an interview. I was so excited that I very quickly responded and asked if they needed anything more from me. I then looked to see how long ago they emailed me and realized that this was over 5 months ago... now I feel like I completely screwed up and ruined any chance of working for this company. I know I'm probably way overthinking this but I just really wish I took this job when they first asked instead of the one I have now. TL;DR reapplied to a job I wish I had taken earlier, then responded to a 6 month old email from them

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I was looking at a photo collage my phone made, it was ok but I didn’t really like the music. So I went into the settings and picked a tune I liked more. Happy with the final result, I watched it start to finish. I was now interested in what the next memory could be. I slide to the right and see the title CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, 11 JUN 2022, with my family all together, dressed up in formal wear. It then dawned on me that this is the moment I yelled out to my sisters, older brother and parents “now do a silly one”, something I usually appreciate at family photos. Normally fine, but we are all standing by my Nan’s grave… on the day of her funeral. I did tap on the memory and the next 3 photos were all funeral moments. I regret doing a silly photo, I can see one of my sisters disapproving and the other delivering on the silly pose. I don’t think I’ll tell the family that one. TLDR: called out for a silly photo at my Nan’s grave side service. My phone made a photo memory and titled it incorrectly.

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\*sorry for the length of this, and the fact that it isn’t very well written, I can’t seem to think straight when it comes to this, also please don’t judge, I didn’t mean for all of this to happen, but I really need some advice\* I’m a med school student, and last year I had a rotation with the most handsome resident I ever had the chance of laying eyes on… we were paired randomly (I was avoiding another guy..) and were supposed to spend a week together at the ICU. You have to know that I am 1. Terribly shy 2. Have little to no experience with men (I had 3 rather traumatic sexual encounters in the last 5 years.. so “I’m taking it slow“ would be an understatement) he saw right through my shyness, came to me and started asking me questions, seemed eager to learn more about me, complimenting me (I started dressing up so he would notice me), and we were constantly teasing one another (at the hospital, surrounded by others) we quickly started getting little attentions to one another, his favorite chocolate, my favorite coffee.. now he’s a people pleaser, and he likes to joke around with everyone, so maybe he saw he had an effect on me, but I was hooked so at the end of the week I sent him a message to thank him for being so nice to me, hoping he would take the bait and we would keep texting \>>> he did !! I was so happy, we texted for weeks, he helped me out whenever I needed a (basic) prescription, helped me find a GP rotation, and we agreed to “meet up someday” he kept saying he hoped to see me again, without ever actually suggesting anything after a while I asked him if he was in a relationship, he said yes (he never actually said he was single, he just avoided the subject altogether) > now that’s usually a hard pass for me. But as I said I was hooked, hands over heels over this guy (physically, mentally, we matched on every level. Also he turned. Me. On. Like no one else) fast-forward a few months, the conversation’s dying (there’s only so much getting-to-know-ing and teasing you can do..), I got him a beer from one of my trips that I left for him at the hospital, before going on another trip. \*radio silence\* I sent a message, then a second, and the third one was a “farewell message”, telling him I was glad I got to meet him, thanking him for everything and that I hope someday I can understand why he wanted to cut me off like that. he answered a few hours later, telling me his gf had found our messages, that they’d fought over this and he chose to put our conversation on mute as not to make things worse. He said this didn’t change the fact that he thought highly of me, and the good times we spent together, and that he would thank me for the beer when he drinks it. … yeah right, I pulled myself together, completely persuaded I would never hear from him again, but a few weeks later, he messages me on insta rather than by text (we didn’t follow one another.. still don’t) he was indeed thanking me, sent me pics of his house he shares with his gf (without her knowing, even tho she was on one of said pics).. and the conversation resumed, but this time there was less teasing (he seems to be more careful in case his Gf finds our new messages) now we‘ve met up twice (once for a beer to catch up \*should’ve made a move\*, once for a coffee \*before leaving he looked at me in the most adorable way , probably should’ve kissed him\*, I was asking him for a favor, he went out of his way to help me🤍), I know nothing about this situation is ideal but I can’t seem to let him go.. and he seems rather content having me in his life as well i don’t know what to do, can’t even get myself to follow him (scared he won’t follow back/his gf will see and they’ll fight again) and I’m too shy to make a move (also scared to death I might be misinterpreting the situation..) i think of him all the time, it’s even keeping me from focusing and I have a major exam coming up in june.. please help me &#x200B; TL;DR : I (24F) don’t know where to stand with a 28M, whom I really like, and have no idea if he feels the same, we never talk about his relationship, he almost never mentions his gf, & even though we text nearly every day he has never made a clear move (very careful by text because his gf found our texts once and he’s not supposed to talk to me)

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Throwaway here. This begins when I (17M) hung out at their (18) house to give an arts and crafts gift I made for them and also for the purpose of hanging out. Nothing wrong there. The fuckup began when I noticed their incredibly soft carpet and complemented it which led me to realise that they had socks on which prompted the question, "why do you have socks on?". Nothing wrong yet. "I just typically wear socks around the house" This prompted my question ," Why don't you take your socks off so that you could enjoy your carpet" "I don't know" The second time I asked them to take their socks off, they replied with "I'm not taking my socks off" I wrongly intepreted it as them saying in a playful manner and that the socks were just part of the banter This was the fuckup. Due to my style of joking about I tend to prefer long running jokes so throughout this hangout whenever the thought comes up in my mind I ask about the socks such as when comparing shoes or using the pedal when playing the piano, wearing flip-flops and when going up a ladder. Fast forward a few weeks. During my holiday I lost my phone (this will come in handy later) so when using my sibling's laptop to browse social media I noticed something up with their account as it seems deleted, so I went to another platform to reach out to them. This is when they revealed that they blocked me because they thought I was creepy and that they didn't want me in their life anymore. I was a mess. Not just because I lost 1 of the few friends I had , not just because I also got my results back from school and was sorely disappointed, not just because of the shame that this was the second time i lost a friend due to my own stupidity and the fact that I thought that I had grown since then. It was all of them at once on the same day. The fact that *I done it again* only cemented the pain further. After smashing my head into the poor Airbnb floor tiles and playing trampoline on the balcony railing thinking of the sweet embrace. I started to feel horrible, *on a physical level.* I had no Idea that Emotional Damage (funny i know ) was like Actually real and could manifest on a physical level. I got intense stomach pain that I've never had before. I also started feeling lightheaded when wearing my mask (I can't believe I'm saying this) outside due to the stuffy that I'm breathing back in. I searched up some yoga poses to ease the pain which helped a lot. Unfortunately since I'm on a holiday to meet my relatives again, I end up visiting a lot of peoples houses which involves a lot of sitting, both in the car ride and on the chair on the dining table to catch up on stuff and there's only so many times you can comfortably get into a yoga pose to ease pain which involves a lot of legs and the logistics to not rip my own pants. Add this onto the fact that I'm constantly trying not to cry and shit myself, and you've got yourself a shit time. Some point I got logged onto my dad's phone to talk to them and they said that " The unconsentual questions were creepy and that the fact that they said that their not taking their socks off once should've been enough to stop" Backstory: I used to post feet pics ironically as a joke and people started to think that I had a foot fetish which probably added to the creepiness I was incredibly hurt and confused. Also did you realise I made my second fuckup? I learnt this the hard way, that there is no way to get your account off a device on that platform without wiping out all the data in settings. In my panic to not let my dad find out if he uses his phone and gets to that app, I deleted the chat to not see it anymore, which means that they probably did not see my apology. I was in pain for the 5 days and the fact that I'm not enjoying my holiday that my parents worked their ass off to plan only made me feel guiltier than I alreadly was. Its been a couple of days since I recovered physically and I have no idea what to do. I also realised that last year I convinced them so take this niche subject I'm taking, A subject so small that it doesn't even have its own classroom. Instead its one small table group in a class room and their the only one taking it other than me. So when school starts I will be sitting in one small table group with them in one subject. Crap TL;DR: asked my friend to take their socks off, they found it creepy and blocked me which resulted in a lot of emotional pain and manifested as an upset stomach. and i'll be alone in a subject with them which added to the awkwardness &#x200B; &#x200B; Edit: Thanks for all the advice you guys gave me and the shade that i rightfully deserve. Am currently focusing on recovering and learning from this to be better in the future

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My dad (48) and my brother (18) both smoke weed, I don’t, and I don’t really mind it, and sometimes even happy when they do since then they are so much more nice, but the part where my dad thinks I am a stoner. I am insecure about how I smell and look, so when my dad went to a different country to assist my grandfather I asked him to buy me strong perfume, I never have asked for some perfume, and that’s one reason he believes I am a stoner, the second reason is that I buy a lot of mints, specifically smint 2 hours one and the 2 hour one is really strong, the third is because I have started to go out with my friends to hang out, I haven’t done that in years, and my friends are anti-drugs type of friends, the fourth reason is because weed was found on the school grounds and a message was sent to every parent that weed had been found on the school grounds. And now my dad constantly talks to me about weed and I should not smoke it, and when I go to hang out with friends he asks if I am really going to their house, he even talked about getting me tested, but I don’t find this strange, weird, and annoying, I think this is funny, I don’t smoke weed. TL:DR my dad thinks I smoke weed because I do stuff that stoners would do.

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English is not my first language so bear with me, we're both under 18 don't know if that matters.Fake name obviously, don't know why f*rting was censored lol. Today,I(F) was on a call my with my friend Jake(M) playing a game and it was the usual,we were cracking jokes and roasting each other.After like 2 hours we ran out of stuff to talk about and just played the game silently while still on call.But then out of nowhere I f*rted... It just came out of nowhere,it was not super loud but loud enough for him to hear.He didn't say anything and i coughed awkwardly and after a few minutes,he hang up.I don't know if my f*rt was the cause.I don't know if I can recover from this and i know it doesn't seem like a big deal but God I'm so embarassed.It wouldn't be that awkward if we were really close but we aren't and this is maybe the third time we called since we've known each other.Plus I might have a little crush on him and that's why it's even more embarrassing. Tl:Dr:I was on a call with a friend i kinda like and I f*rted accidentally and I'm sure he heard it ,he hang up after that. Edit: I texted him (about a different thing) and he doesn't seem to know so all's well lol.Thanks everyone for the advice.

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\[Obligatory this was 2020 but still haunts me\] During the entire COVID crisis me and my wife decided to do something about our weight, found a plan that'd work for us, we were both working from home, cake shops and restaurants were all closed so we decided it was now or never. Now if anyone has tried to lose weight alongside their partner they might find that people who are following the same plan and same diet will lose weight in different ways and at a different pace. Even worse when your partner has some body image issues too. My wife began to struggle part way through because she wasn't seeing any movement on the scales, I suggested she take some progress pictures because scales can stick while your body still changes, couple of days later shes looking at old pictures, looking at a new picture and flicking back and forth before announcing "Nope, can't see any difference, this is pointless" so I say send me the pictures you're using and I'll see if I can pinpoint where you've changed (because often she can't see the changes until its pointed out by external source). This is where the fuckup happened, I had one of those moments when your fore-brain lets slip a thought, that moves to your mouth, and exits, all while your hind-brain is going "Mate, what the fuck was even that?" Looking at both pictures, taken about 4months apart I could tell the difference almost immediately, and before I had chance to stop the words leaving my slack mouth I blurted "Ah come on, you've lost an entire chin!"... The look on her face... It wont leave me, I see it before I go to sleep still, this wide eyed, jaw agape look of "Did you really just fucking say that?" the right thinking part of my brain was doing the "Aright I'm done" action while I tried to claw back what I'd said Thankfully I lived to tell the tale, after explaining what I meant, showing her what I could see and smoothing that one over, but it was a massive lesson to pause and think before I speak. This is now and will always be referred to amongst us and our friends as 'The Chincident' TL;DR: Wife was losing weight, wasn't sure she was progressing, I looked at progress pictures and told her she had lost an entire chin

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This happened yesterday. I work in a fine dining kitchen, and I have been here for 6 months now. My executive chef (we will call him Andy) and I had worked together for 5 years at our old place of employment, so we are pretty close as far as coworkers go. Yesterday was a big day for me, because Andy asked me to come up with the next weekly feature. I had written down the ingredients I needed ordered, shared the recipe with him, he even knew how much product I needed. But when the truck shows up, none of my stuff is sent for delivery, and they say it will be next week before they can bring the right stuff. So I didn't have my product, and I was livid! Andy is upstairs meeting with an older man (found out he is our food rep later). They were sitting at a table talking about new products. I politely interrupt to tell Andy the situation. He replies "sounds good, just write down what you need so I don't forget to order it. Without thinking about any of it, I responded "I'll get it tattooed on my dick and you can check it out whenever you want." Both of them are speechless. It takes a moment to process what I just said. Then as if it will fix what just happened, I say " what? At least then you can't lose it then. Then I shamefully walked away. Andy hasn't said anything to me yet, but oh my god I'm mortified! TL;DR - My executive chef didn't order my ingredients, so I told him I'd tattoo my order on my dick so he could check it out any time.

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I feel like the biggest piece of shit. This took place last night but I'm going to be trying to fix this every day I can. Last night my sister (24f) and I (28m) had gotten home after picking up her boyfriend from work. We had just gotten a new xbox controller because the previous one fell in soup. I had just connected the controller to the xbox at the same time my sister asked me to show the new controller to her boyfriend. The Tv was not on yet I was looking for the remote somehow either I pressed the reset button on the xbox or he pressed the perfect random buttons to hard reset the xbox one. My sister had to change her old phone number a few years ago and that phone number is attached to the account. There isn't a second email attached to the account and contacting the previous phone number isn't an option either as they have already tried to steal information from my sister before. I've opened a support ticket with Microsoft but we haven't had any luck with the account recovery form. Tbh I'm just hoping to get enough attention to get the account back there 10+years of save data and achievements. I have the email for the account, I have the xbox id number, I have card information that's tied to the account as well as an active subscription to gamepass with my debit card. I'm incredibly desperate here my sister is rightfully upset about this. From what I've seen on the internet the only way this can be fixed is if I can elevate this in Microsoft support to the point where they allow me to make a fresh Microsoft account that they then transfer everything to. I'm seriously trying anything to get this back this is our household xbox and this is the account she's had for years. Tl;dr connected xbox controller somehow hard reset my sister's xbox one and are now locked out of the account.

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TLDR in the caption, however for context, my fiancé and I react terribly to any form of thc. Highs are excruciating and we panic severely. No matter how many tries, we have had zero luck so we avoid it. My fiancé hit a weed pen of a coworker the night prior and was not doing well; I went to buy him some CBD to bring him down a little and make things more calm. Unfortunately, I did a terrible job at double checking what I was just sold and blindly purchased what I was recommended by the vape store guy. I brought home HHC gummies instead. After each taking a gummy (my fiancé took 2) we go about our day but while canoodling in bed, I begin to feel woozy and tingly. We both looked at each other and thought “Oh fuck.” Next thing you know, we are both high as all hell and fighting the panic that comes with it. Our bodies are on fire and we are speaking nonsense while trying to remain present. We ended up bedlocked for 12 hours and were not having a good time at all. I made his residual weed panic worse and sent myself spiraling. Not a fuck up im proud of and he will definitely not let me live it down, hahah.

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TIFU came to a head today but is the conclusion of a long list of FUs. &#x200B; \[LONG BACKSTORY, sorry} &#x200B; I have recently been diagnosed with ADHD after a lifetime of showing the symptoms. One of the outward behaviors of ADHD is risk taking, such as gambling addition or sexual behavior. &#x200B; I am married but have never been faithful, I basically "fall for" any woman who shows me kindness and will pursue them if I think there's a chance. Ironically, I usually find sex with anybody except my wife to be a hollow exercise which leads me to look for more instead of doing the logical thing and just keeping it in pants. &#x200B; This seeking behavior has lead to a life of massage parlors, online hookups, and prostitutes. I'm not proud and my salary is enough to not have my serial philandering affect household finances or draw the attention of my wife. &#x200B; During the pandemic, I started using "paid dating" sites where you agree to pay a certain amount to have a date with a woman. I actually found someone early on and had a consistent and satisfying tryst with them for several months (seeing them 1-2 times a month) but as people went back to work the logistics didn't work out and we went our separate ways. &#x200B; All of this leads to the current FU &#x200B; \[Ok long backstory done\] &#x200B; A while ago I saw someone on these dating sites nearby who was attractive and was good to chat with. We spent some time talking and then life took over and we lost touch. About a year later I ended up moving the city where she lived and reached out to her. She, a single mother, was having some financial issues, so I offered to help a little bit (just a couple of hundred bucks) and we ended up meeting up and having a fun time together. &#x200B; After that, it felt like her life started to fall apart, her wheels were stolen (a real issue) so she couldn't work, I helped with that, then the requests started getting more outlandish but, being the sucker I am, I helped as best I could. At some point she moved across the country to stay with her mother and I didn't hear from her for a bit. &#x200B; Then she started again with small "needs" and again, like a sucker I helped out. After the new year, she showed back up in my state and claimed to have a job but needed a little help until pay came in. Again, like the horny idiot I am, I helped. &#x200B; All of this came to a head about a week ago when she sent me the listing for a rental property she wanted to rent along with "proof" she had the security deposit and just needed the first month's rent. &#x200B; Again, like the total fucking rube I am, I sent her some money. &#x200B; Guess what kids? The next morning her "friend" who was going to be helping her pay the rent, etc stole both the deposit and first months rent. &#x200B; At every point in this, my brain was like "this is fucking sus" but little head overode big head and my misplaced horniness, combined with what I would like to think is a legit concern for her child's welfare, but I kept helping with what I could. &#x200B; Supposedly she's in a place now and has a job and hasn't asked for anything in a week or so, but I checked her Facebook page (I've actually had it for a while and what she said to get money usually matched what she was posting about) and this morning she had tagged the friend who supposedly stole all her money and was arrested for it, in a post about how great friends are. &#x200B; I send her a text congratulating her on taking so much money from me but to never get in touch again. &#x200B; I haven't heard back what her excuse will be. &#x200B; The is 100% on my and my own stupidity and self control issues., but I do have to say after being on ADHD meds for a month or so, my risk taking seems to be much less, so hopefully I will be able to exercise a modicum of self control in the future. &#x200B; TL;DR - Prone to risk taking behavior that I didn't realize was part of my AHDH, I let my little head do the thinking and allowed myself to be taken for a non-trivial amount of money by believing I was helping a single mother set up a home for her and her son, with nookie for me being the reward.

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TIFU by not doing anything from the past 3 weeks and day after tomorrow I have an exam After you read the whole thing i would also like to say that it isnt about Amy or Gia anymore... Its just idk what the fuck i am doing or why I am doing... to the point where i can choose death over everything else This is a throwaway account, because i am afraid of someone i know might find out about the main account. Sorry, but this is going to a long post. This is my first time writing a post so please dont mind my grammatical errors. I(now 16M) basically had a relationship with (let us say Gia). We basically were the most know couple in our grade because many students saw us kissing(and no one else ever did that in our grade), fast forwarding around 9 months... She basically started ignoring me whenever i visited her class(we were in different classes, we used to meet in breaks) by either reading a book or talking about someone else with me and i tried talking to her about it but being a 12 year old i did not know how to communicate such things. this went on for about 3 weeks and then we had a cultural competition where we were the spectators... when i went near her she basically asked me to go away saying that the "teachers will find out" and then was sitting with another guy for the whole day... that very day I instead of saying "i need a break" said "i am breaking up with you for now" which i realized later was entirely wrong.. But then after 3 weeks i found her kissing another guy(the same guy she was sitting with in the cultural competition)... it was pretty devastating to me and I was basically depressed for 2 months and then i found this other girl(let us call her AMY) who basically helped me overcome my sadness/depression... soon enough i confessed that i liked her and then a month later summer started. During my relationship, my mom saw my chats(in the summer itself) and basically I was detained (which i dont blame her for, given that it was not the time for me to be doing something like that). when I got my phone back I tried contacting her still with the mindset that she was my girlfriend but then she was basically like we had a long break you are not my boyfriend anymore... this was sad but it was not so devastating.. and then we started talking normally until i messed things up During and before the time i confessed to Amy.. we texted a lot and most of the texts(cheesy ones too) was not me but my friend. I told that to Amy after we started talking normally.... She was shocked and exclaimed that she couldnt trust me anymore... Which I totally 100% Understand.... but still i tried rebuilding the trust she once had on me... at the same time constantly apologizing about the mistake I did (this was probably the reason why she couldnt trust me again, because i constantly reminded about the time i broke her trust by apologizing very often- about once or thrice a day in the inital 4 months) but soon realized it wasnt the case... so i tried everything else for the next 1.6 years.... and then basically asked her to open up about something( i started asking her to open up about once in 2 days) and within a week she basically said you are forcing me a lot I am ending the friendship too... I exclaimed that i did not know anything about her in the 2 years we talked(except i realize now that i did). this whole cliffhanger situtation ate on me and left me at very depressive/sad/anxious state... I soon realized she was the only reason to why i was studying in the first place.... i even now, till date dont know what the hell i am doing or why i am doing it because there is simply no motivation or reason for me to do it. I basically cant think on subjects or as a matter of fact on my own life... even tho i know that if i dont study i basically have no future... But i basically have accepted all possibilities in case i dont study and even accepted death at this point. Thank you for reading.... I wanted to share this with someone from the past 1 year. I have an exam day after tomorrow and in the past 3 weeks i have done nothing. IDFK tl;dr : I went thru some random situations and basically am clueless about what I am doing

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Obligatory this didn't happen today, but last week. So I (27M) separated in October last year from my wife. We have a young daughter together, and had been together since we were in college. She moved on straight away, but I hadn't met anybody new, until last week. I met this incredibly attractive (30F) on tinder. We seemed to click straight away, which already seemed too good to be true, because while I'd matched with a few people, getting passed the initial stage of talking hadn't been very successful. I have ADHD and it causes me a great deal of social anxiety when it comes to meeting people, because I quite often appear rude or arrogant on first impressions, because I have no filter and will blurt out whatevers on my mind with no prior thought on whether it's appropriate or not. It's never intentional, but emotional intelligence is an area that I've always struggled with, but I'm working on it. So after clicking with her at the start of the week, we agree to go on a date on Sunday, as we were both free without children. As I talk to her more and more as the week goes by, I realise we've got a lot in common, we've got similar interests and sense of humour. Friday rolls around and turns out she doesn’t work Fridays. I work from home mostly, and she lives nearby, so I suggested meeting her on my lunch to go for a walk, just to break the ice for Sunday. I thought I'd fucked up when making a serial killer joke as we walked through a secluded wooded area, but she laughed it off and didn't take any notice. After we got back, I invited her into mine for a coffee, and we sat for a while just talking. I realised I was really starting to like her, and she must've thought the same, as when it was time for her to go, she left me with a kiss to remember her by. It's been a long time since I felt such a spark, the energy and chemistry was apparent straight away. We continued talking, and I was becoming more and more excited about Sunday. Sunday morning rolls around, and she says she isn't feeling well and started coming down with a cold. I offered to rearrange as it wasn't an issue, and I didn't want her to feel obliged to see me if she wasn't feeling up to it. Instead, she wanted to see me but we didn't go for the original date that I'd planned. We went for a long walk through some woods, before I drove her home. She invited me in for coffee, and I stayed while we chatted for hours. I'd explained I wasn't looking to rush into something new, but I was really interested in seeing her and had come off the dating apps. We spent some time making out, and I was so nervous I was shaking. She laughed it off, but I was so worried I would put her off by not being my normal confident self. Somehow our conversation led to how worrying it is dating when you have children, as you always worry about inviting a predator into your life, who's sole purpose is to manipulate you into their trust with their kids. This is where I'd fucked up. I said I couldn't understand how someone could be that way, when normally they're doing it because they were victims of abuse themselves. She suggested it may be to do with control, that someone did it to them as a child, so it was there way of making sure they didn't feel like a victim again. So like an absolute moron, I'd admitted to her that I'd actually been a victim of abuse as a child, but as an empath I still couldn't believe someone could do that to someone else when they know how badly it can fuck with someone, in terms of relationships and intimacy. I didn't really consider that it was way too soon to talk about something so dark, not long after meeting someone. It was probably such a huge red flag for someone with children. I noticed on Monday our chats had immediately changed. Where we went from texting all day, it was slow replies and not the same energy. I sat there Tuesday trying to maintain the conversation with her, but I just had this horrible feeling that I'd killed it before it had the chance to actually start. I had admittedly probably been overthinking it, but after being left on read for a few hours, I eventually sent a text saying I'd noticed things were different since Sunday. It might be me overthinking shit, but I was sorry if I weirded things by oversharing. Sometimes stuff comes out without proper thought, but it was a lot when we were still getting to know eachother. I said I get it if she wasn't interested anymore, but I enjoyed getting to know her, but I'd leave her alone if she wanted. She read it but never replied. All I want to do is text and apologise again and beg for a fresh start, but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't help and I don't want to appear even weirder by not letting go. I've tried going back on dating apps, but I feel like I'm not gonna find another connection like it so I've given up before I've given it a shot. TLDR: Told someone I'd been seeing for less than a week that I was abused as a child, killed it dead (minor grammar and spelling edits)

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(sorry for the format, on mobile) context: I work in retail, this story happen in the parking lot of the store, and my car is in pretty bad shape. I arrive at work 1 minute before im due to clock in at work. this car comes up to be noticing how bad my headlights are. these people offer to clean them. I try telling them that i did not have time for it, but these two wont take no for an answer, and cleaned the headlights. i didnt want to leave my car unattened with thess strangers, and they wanted about $400 for just the headlights, so heres where the fuckup is: I gave them $100. but even that didnt get them to leave. I wasnt thinking straight at the time and had to clock in, so i went to clock in and got LP to get rid of these people. Later, from LP i was told i shouldnt have given money to these people and that they were from Georgia. I wasnt thinking straight at the time TL:DR - Late for work, strangers come clean part of my car without my apporval, gave them money and later learned they were scammers

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[Original here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10kzj9h/tifu_by_over_sharing_at_work/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) HE GOT THE JOB!! They asked for a week to send the offer via email, but that already happened this morning and he quickly signed it and gave notice. I am of course relieved, but mostly I am just so happy for him! He was having such a hard time on that company… We did have a little talk about the incident though…He apologized for overreacting, to which I said it wasn’t an overreaction per se, but we need to work on our communication a bit more. He portrayed a level of closeness to that coworker that just wasn’t there or it has been highly compartmentalized. He said that they are friends but she’s still HR and he would never trust her enough to be 100% honest because they always work against employees. I think “always” is a bit much, but I see where he is coming from. We all have or know at least a few HR horror stories. Anyway, all is well when it ends well, and my lesson is to always keep things vague and neutral when talking about someone else’s job. TL;DR. Update on when I overshared about my brother’s job

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Obligatory this happened many moons ago and I'm using a throwaway account. We were away from home staying with a friend couple. We've all been out on the town with them for the evening, and had returned to their apartment for a little after-party / wind-down before bedtime. We were outside on their porch drinking and smoking and making a light-hearted jokes about what happens after marriage (the four of us were all planning to get married fairly soon). The guys are lamenting the "no more BJ's after marriage" trope. The ladies are playing along, lamenting the "inevitable loss of romance and chivalry". My lady says something along the lines of she can't give me too many \[BJ's\] or I won't want the real thing \*wink wink\*. Playful-like, suggesting maybe I'll get the real thing later. Here's the FU; in my incredibly drunken and slightly embarrassed state I blurted out, "You're BJ's aren't THAT good." Immediate recognition of what nastiness just leapt from my face. I tried to stutter out an explanation, something along the lines of your sex is so much better, a BJ could never compete, trying desperately to find the keys to my backhoe of stupidly, but the damage was done and there was no saving this dumpster fire. My lady, obviously hurt, took her friend and went inside the apartment. My buddy just looked at me with his jaw open. We stood there in silence for a few minutes carefully retracing the idiocy that just occurred. He eventually says, "welp, that one's gonna sting for a while." When we finally retire inside, party is over, and I receive nothing but cold shoulder until the morning. TLDR; in trying to say oral can't compete with her sex-game, I wound up saying her BJ's weren't that good. She still married me, but it's been over ten years since the FU, and I haven't received a BJ since. —EDIT— Dang that’s a lot of upvotes! All the comments saying to keep trying to work it out struck home. I’ll bring it up after the kids go to bed. Maybe she’ll want to read your comments? Who knows! Might have to publish another TIFU for listening to Reddit relationship advice. My personal favorite comment so far is from /u/NoGood_Boyo ([here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10m1l1n/tifu_by_saying_her_bjs_arent_that_good/j60fge6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)). Seems the rest agree considering it’s most upvoted! —EDIT2— I told her about the post. She smiled and said she hopes the crazy internet people give me all their updoots but she has no interest in reading your inane and perverse thoughts. I asked if she’d like to hear a few of the top comments, to which she begrudgingly agreed. She had a good laugh at a few of them, especially the one I mentioned before. She asked me to send this to our friends that were there that night. And no, she does not want to give me a BJ.

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I was at a local Barnes & Noble and was looking at a book that appeared interesting. Down the aisle was a woman looking at the manga section in front of the movie and music shelves, and I typically go to the latter shelves. I wanted to strike up a conversation, so I went over and, giving her enough distance, asked her about the manga aisle. She seemed nervous by me coming to her, and while I was trying to be friendly, I suddenly realized she didn't want to talk so I quickly apologized and left. I'm usually against beginning conversations with women at public places because most get hit on frequently and are there to focus on their work or tasks at hand. For some reason, I used to be good at initiating conversations with strangers when I was younger, but after COVID-19 and trying to be more mindful of my social etiquette, I almost always try to meet women through dating apps. Today, I made an exception to see what would happen, but lesson learned. TL;DR: I tried to start a conversation with a woman at a Barnes & Noble. I suddenly realized she didn't want to talk and seemed nervous, so I apologized and walked away.

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TL:DR at the bottom. So my(m17) best friend (also m17) had been planning to break up with his girlfriend (f16) for a couple weeks now. He told me that it just wasn't going to work out with her, and at the same time was being awfully friendly with another girl. Now I kept quiet about it because I didn't want to potentially ruin the friendship we all had going, and didn't want to drag myself into unnecessary drama. So when they finally did break up yesterday, I kept quiet to avoid trouble. Well, it all came right around and bit me in the ass today. She found out that I knew and didn't tell her, and just silently walked away. A bit later she texted me saying how I broke her trust and that we're not friends anymore. I can only assume she thinks that I'm complicit in all of this, when in truth I didn't say anything because I didn't wanna get caught up in anything. She never even let me explain that to her, just straight up cut things off. I never picked sides, and in my mind I don't see what I did wrong. I did my best to stay out of the situation to avoid trouble, and I kept quiet so that I didn't make things more complicated, yet I got punished for it. And at the end of the day, it wasn't my place to meddle at all, so I didn't. TL;DR: lost a friend today because my best friend planned to break up with her, and I didn't say anything about it. Edit: To clarify, I could've worded some parts better. First of all, my friend isn't dating this new girl, and he wasn't cheating on his now ex. She's just some clingy underclassmen who hangs around him acting all flirty (it happens to him quite a lot). And no, this new girl has nothing to do with the breakup. He only broke up with her because he wasn't invested in the relationship, and didn't wanna hurt her by continuing to lead her on. Does the ex see it that way? Likely not, since I never got a chance to explain anything to her. Secondly, there was no "bro-code" anything going on. I stayed quiet because it just isn't my place to step in and mediate things. I've been in situations like that before, and it only led to worse problems. I wanted to avoid stress for me and stayed out of it for fear of making things worse than it had to be. I left it for them to handle, and only stuck around so I can give both of them someone to talk to about things, but I never intended to hurt anyone or even get involved. I didn't pick sides, there was no "bros before hoes" bs going on.

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So I had two things on the agenda today, to return a amazon package before I head to my history of war class at College. Seemed simple enough I mean my class was at 12 35 so I left me house at 12 sharp to head to the local Shoppers to drop off the Amazon return package and then head to class with 35 minutes to do it. Arrived at the postal section and boon 15 people in line, I had already put off returning this item and I knew I couldn't delay it any longer at the risk for not getting my refund in the return window. So I pain stakingly wait in that line while texting a buddy from my class my dilemma. Hoping he would maybe save me a seat, so after I wait for the people infront of me to be done. I saw the postal lady was someone I could indeed Rizz up cause at this point I was late so let's try to get something out of this. It's 12 39 at this point and then as soon as I was about to say something. An older lady just walked up to the front counter and dropped off her packaging asking for confirmation that she did not to wait in the line unless she wanted tracking. At this point I had waited 15 or more minutes now being late to class when I couldn't have wasted my life waiting and just drop the box off at the counter like a extrovert. My and the postal worker shared a funny moment when I exclaimed "wait I could have just done that" "Yeah but at least you have your tracking number so next time" I walked to the bus stop with a big ass grin on my face as soon as I got there I was faced with a dilemma the express bus to my college had no driver, and Google said it wouldn't move until 1:13 at this point its 12 56. I see another bus that isn't an express that would leave in 5 minutes but it would take significantly longer. I assumed my information was right and got on the non express bus after waiting 10 minutes outside to no driver coming into the express bus. As soon as I sat down I looked over to my right to see the same bus I gave up on leave for a direct route to my college. It's 1 07 I am still in my bus typing this on my way to a class I am very late for. Sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes, i wrote this while trying to cool off in the bus that has a million of stops. But hey at least I have my tracking number. TL ; DR : I took a hour on a 15 minutes task, and I absolutely made the wrong decision on every turn.

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A bit of context: my gf (25F) has been a vegetarian since she was 16, have not touched any meat for the past 9 years or so. Now the Tifu happened when we decided to grab some kfc for a quick brunch before we head off to a waterpark. We grabbedsome gravy and mash (the latter she didn't really enjoy), some mini loafs for herself and I get to eat some chicken and fries. Now, in retrospective I should've obviously figured out that kfc gravy contains chicken fat, but somehow that completely missed me and i assured her there's no meat in it. We happily gobbled down and went on our merry way. Que 10 hours later, my gf vomited all her dinner out, I'm freaking the fuck out and feeling absolutely guilty while covering her stomache with some soaked warm towels to make her feel better. Tl;dr fed my vegetarian for 9 years gf grav from kfc, she got food poisoning

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TIFU by not arranging a yugioh trade in person This was actually back in 2018 but anyway. So I was trying to trade some yugioh cards over Facebook and found someone interested in my area and we both agreed on the cards we were trading and the time and place. We agreed to meet at the home of the other person after I was done work. I realised how stupid this was only as I walked up to there front door. The thought entered my mind "I am going into a strangers home and no one knows I am doing this". I ring the door bell and hope in my mind nothing shady is about to happen. I am shocked as the person that answers the door is a child. I am 22 at the time by the way. The Kid says "Bet you weren't expecting a 12 year old were you?" I laugh nervously and say "Yea not really." I go in and we commence the exchange and the whole time I am thinking that I need to just get this trade over with before one of there parents gets home or I am going to get arrested. We finish are exchange and I say my good byes and as I walk out I think I am in the clear. Then I see a car tool up in the driveway. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Mom is home and is very understandably angry and confused as to why an unknown 20 year old is exiting her home when her kid is home alone. I try to explain the situation but she cuts me off mid way demanding I leave immediately. I do as instructed as fast as possible. I think both me and that kid were thought a lesson on the potentioal dangers of meeting up with strangers from the internet that day TLDR: Me 22 arranged to trade yugioh cards with strangers on internet. Went to there house. Turned out to be a 12 year old. Mom came home and was not impressed

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&#x200B; I moved in at the end of June 2020. I had been living in my car for a few months so at the time all I had was an air mattress, my computer and a car full of shit I took with me from Arkansas. It was hot though so I texted the new landlord how to get the AC turned on, I was fiddling with the thermostat but nothing happened. He told me there was no air conditioning. So I just assumed there was no heating also. So summers sucked but winters weren't super bad. I was told today that I have some manner of floor heating vent in my kitchen. I was long aware of the heat coming from that wall but my stupid ass thought it was the pipes taking hot water to the sink, and I sure as hell had no idea that was what was heating my entire house. I thought it was because of the fact that all the hot water heaters for the building are directly below me. Well today the repair man knocked on my door. Apparently the heat went out for the entire building and he asked me how my heater was doing. I told him I don't have any heat in my unit. He looked around in the kitchen and said "Yeah you do, right there." It sure would have been nice to know this. This winter hasn't been bad but there were a couple of times last year and the year before when I froze my ASS. I had to sleep with a hot water bottle under my blanket or turn on that electricity guzzling space heater because I never fucking knew I had the option of turning the heat up. It didn't work for air-conditioning and in all the years since then it never even occurred to me that maybe I have a heater and not an ac. &#x200B; TL:DR By freezing my ass in Michigan, not knowing I could have turned the heater on, and looking like a dumbass to the repair guy. &#x200B; \*\*Edit: Heater, not freezer

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My friend has had problems with his family since he was 14 (we are now both 17) It was mainly because he got into dating and his parents are the conservative type, his parents did get aggressive at one point because he was talking back which absolutely doesn’t justify it. He recently mentioned that they are becoming more open minded and his father especially because less rough round the edges But he was talking about how despite the change they don’t ever deserve a second chance which I wholeheartedly disagree with but I will support my friend if that is his choice because everyone goes about their healing journey differently. So today he was venting about his parents weren’t there for him when he lost his grandparents and just his cousins were always present to which I replied “they were grieving too, they tried occasionally but they also needed space” And they he vented about how his father was so controlling but he kind of changed when the younger siblings came along yet my friend can’t stand him. I told him that building a better relationship takes two and if you dad isn’t trying to meet you in the middle then don’t bother with him, he said that his father does reach out but it’s rare. So I was like yeah then this could be promising. My friend then went on to say that he doesn’t deserve a second chance even though he changed and I can’t stand the idea of having to live with him all time (when his dad retires and stops working abroad which is next year) I told him “you gave second chances like crazy for your ex but your own parents who came a long way from how they were don’t even deserve half the amount of chances” I hate myself for saying this because relationships with parents are confusing and I don’t even know the full FULL story I only know the shit he tells me. For some reason my go to internal response when he vents about his parents is that he isn’t telling the whole story and just over-demonising his parent. I wish I could stop this because even though I promised myself to never say anything outloud that could make him feel small and that he is overreacting I still ended up doing it. TL;DR Told my friend he should give his shitty parents a second chance even though I know family issues are complex and I can’t be a good judge of his situation.

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I'm a handyman that works on general handyman stuff, like mounting TVs to the wall, installing/replacing ceiling fans, assembling large furniture, that kind of stuff. One of my clients which I've worked for doing that kind of stuff has an art studio and I help out a bit there sometimes to make some extra money. I'm not poor, but I don't make much money, and it's especially frustrating when everything is skyrocketing in price and my rent goes up starting next month. Blame who you want, but it's happening and not doing any favors for us low-earning workers. At the art studio, I'll usually help with the not-so-skilled stuff, like heavy lifting, organizing and cleaning, the occasional woodworking with power tools, and sometimes with mixing epoxy resin. Today mid-day I get a call from the artist, asking if I could help with something as she has a tight schedule for some commissions which involve pouring large amounts of said resin, plus she had to go to an important doctor appointment so she instructed me to pour and mix the resin with specific measurements (there's 2 different resin materials that need to be mixed together in a specific proportion to form the epoxy) and she trusts me to stay and do it while she had to go out. I've worked for her for over 1.5 years and built a rapport of trust over that time. She's a good person and employer (or client or whatever the correct term is, idc anymore), and even sent me a Christmas bonus last year, and I always try to help out however I can. I had other things to do today, but I had that bit of a window to be able to help her out, so I wanted to just get that done and leave and take care of the other things. I mixed what I thought was the correct amount of each resin part in three 5-gallon buckets, each mix stirred by hand with a large wooden stick for 10 minutes each. Did that, cleaned up the area around the pouring area, covered the buckets with a tarp so small particles can't get in, and left. She told me that the resin takes many hours to harden, so she would come back from the doctor and proceed to pour. That was the plan, but then later, while at home catching up on school work (I'm in uni), I get a call from her. She tells me the resin hardened and is no good, and that the 15 gallons total that I improperly mixed has become useless. The type of resin she used apparently is expensive as fuck. The 15 gallons cost over $900, close to $1000. She's telling me that she's freaking out, instructed me how to do it right, and that I somehow did it wrong even when I thought I did it right. Not only that, but she's also freaking out that it's time lost for having to repurchase the resin, mix them, and have less time for the commissions which are supposedly expected to be done soon (idk how soon, but soon enough to be a problem. Now I'm freaking out too. I really wish I never answered that call, or told her that I couldn't do it. I like to try to help and not be lazy, but this FU will cost me nearly $1K and possibly (and understandably) her trust. I'll have to work for her for free to pay it off or face the loss and pay her back, but that's gonna take time considering I'm already gonna take a big hit with the rent raise. Fuck inflation and fuck resin. TLDR: I poured $1K worth of resin improperly, now it's gone to waste and I fucked up the artist's project schedule, and have to either work for her for free for a bit or pay it off. Most likely the former because I don't make a lot of money.

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