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Welp, I just found out that I have apparently been peeing incorrectly my whole life. I squeeze my pee out and the stream comes out like a pressure washer. Not because I need to, but just because I'm impatient. Apparently, you're NOT supposed to do that, and it can cause incontinence and all sorts of problems. Welp, it all makes sense now. I've had urinary urgency issues for most of my adult life. I pee VERY frequently, day and night, getting up to pee upwards of 6+ times per night. I did aaall the tests, including seeing a urologist, infection specialist, cystoscopy, ultrasound, diabetes tests (including insipidous), bacterial cultures, yeast... and it all came back normal. I'll be pissed if my power washer piss caused permanent damage to my urinary tract and/or pelvic muscles. Gonna talk to the doctor tomorrow. > According to Yale Medicine urologist Dr Joseph Brito, you shouldn’t have to squeeze urine out. A healthy bladder works best when the pelvic floor muscles are somewhat relaxed. You should also not be using your abdominal muscles to force urine out, as you would with a bowel movement. > Someone who routinely forces urine out will start developing a stop/start flow pattern because the pelvic floor muscles become confused about what they should be doing when your brain signals for you to urinate. > If you already have a tight pelvic floor, this could place even more strain on the muscles and lead to conditions such as pain and urge incontinence. TL;DR: I've been squeezing/pushing my pee out my whole life, and that can cause incontinence issues. Edit: and ruptured blood vessels and cancer?! Guys you're freaking me out

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This happened a couple months ago. I’m scrolling Reddit and I see a post from a woman complaining about a bad financial situation she’s in bc of her abusive ex. The gist of it is that she’s out of money and her ex didn’t pay his child support that week, and is generally being shitty. She was feeling bad bc she stole diapers from the store and hadn’t eaten in days, her bank account was negative, and it was gonna be another 5 days or so before she would get her next paycheck from work. It was a well written, heart wrenching story, I think it had thousands of upvotes and comments. I scrolled through a lot of them and nobody had directly offered to help her. I wanted to but I’m also in a tight financial spot. I did some thinking and decided that the consequences for me missing my electricity bill wouldn’t be as bad as her and her baby starving or her going to jail for stealing. I messaged her on Reddit asking her how much her bank account was negative, she said -87$, so I offered to PayPal her some money to get her through the next week without paying a bunch of overdraft charges and whatnot. I sent her 200$ and a message to confirm that she got the money and she didn’t respond. I thought that was odd and somehow for the first time I wondered if it was a scam, so I went to her profile to see if she had responded to the comments on her post…and the post was fucking gone. Looked at her comment history, and she hadn’t made any comments in like a year. Went back to PayPal, no chance of a refund. The thing is, this isn’t even the first time I’ve been scammed. Or the second. My identity’s been stolen so much it feels like more people know my social security number than 911. The thing that weirdly pisses me off is that if she would have responded to my message that she got the money and that everything was gravy, I would have at least walked away from that situation feeling like I did a good thing helping someone out. Maybe it doesn’t make sense but I just feel like okay scam me but at least be nice enough about it to respond after I sent the money to keep up the illusion that it wasn’t a scam. TL;DR: someone pretends to be a starving broke mom with a baby, I send her money I don’t have, she disappears into the ether like god damn nightcrawler, I’m a dumbass. EDIT: removed some bits bc people are thinking this is some uno reverse card to get money. There are many people struggling way more than me. If you’ve got money to spare, give it to them. I’m gonna be fine, if I really needed money I could liquidate some stocks, I just don’t want to right now because *gestures wildly at the stock market*

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TIFU by screwing the shit out of a girl... Literally

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And yes this actually WAS today. I'm sitting in my cubicle listening to a female comedian on my wireless headphones to help kill time at work. I realize I am late to a Zoom meeting I was supposed to call in to, so I reach up to hit the off button on my headphones at the same time I'm reaching for the stop button on my phone. Well, I mistimed it a little bit and turned the headphones off too quickly. As I was hitting stop on the phone, just one word of the comedian's routine popped out clear as a bell - that word being: MASTURBATING It sounded loud enough to me for the whole office to hear it, but no one says a word. I go ahead and pretend it never happened and call into my meeting. This was a few hours ago and still, not a word. We have one man cubicles, so no one was there with me. And it's a whole cube farm, so it might be difficult for someone to triangulate exactly who it was. At least, I'm sure hoping that's the case. TLDR: my phone yelled out MASTURBATING accidently at work.

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TIFU by turning off my wireless headphones a wee too quickly

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TIFU by abusing my adhd medication. please pardon formatting errors and typos, am mobile. I recently started on Ritalin following a diagnosis for adhd which explains quite a bit of my past, like school performance and things like that. I excelled in English and history and was in AP classes for those, because I liked them. meanwhile, I was in remedial math and science because I hated them and they were hard. I was never officially diagnosed with anything as a kid. I grew up in a neglectful/abusive environment that viewed neurodivergence as a point to gossip about instead of something to be addressed. my autistic cousins on my mom's side got similar treatment. I could never sit still in class or church, could never just get my work done. even as an adult, I struggled with managing and completing tasks until my most recent psychiatrist suggested this may be an issue and we explored it together. she suggested a stimulant to help me focus at work at which point I disclosed to her that I have a history of substance abuse. she said we would start on the short action Ritalin in a small dose to determine what is helping and go from there and change to an xr med if needed or other xr meds that could be explored, etc. I was like, okay. good plan. I tell my boyfriend about this. we make a plan together for him to dole out my meds for me once a day and lock them away in the meantime so I can't get them. I go and get my script, bring it home and immediately hand it to him. for the duration of the first script all goes well. until today when it was time for my first refill. I think to myself, it's a long admin day at work and I need an extra one. junkie thinking, you know. so I go and get it on my lunch break and, long story short, 1 turns into 8. 0 self control. I know. I accept any and all vitriol my way for that. I got home and made dinner and while I was cooking I was like, okay. I'm going to tell him. I'll straight up tell him the truth. I don't want to lie to him about anything ever. so I do. I told him that I went and got the script with the intention of taking an extra pill and 1 turned into 8 because I'm a reprehensible junkie. I handed him the pill bottle, which he promptly locked away. I went to serve him the dinner I made for him and he said he wasn't hungry and just kind of sat on the couch reading. went into the living room after awhile and asked if he was angry. he said no. I said, you're allowed to be angry with me. I did a bad thing. he said "it's whatever". so I left the room. anyways, I fucked up. I clearly cannot have any kind of authority over these meds at all because this is the first thing I do. when I use them as prescribed they help lots but this is clearly a problem... I think I should tell my doctor what happened but I'm also scared she'll send me on a grippy sock vacation if I do. tl;dr did a bad one with drugs and now my bf is mad. that's all.

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TIFU by abusing my ADHD medication

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Well, just as the title says, for some reason I had assumed this woman studied in the education faculty, but it turned out she's an engineering major. The TIFU comes into action when I decided to engage in conversation asking for a possible elective course in her faculty, or rather the one I had assumed was hers... Mind you, I'm not very good with women, but I thought since the question was genuine, it would be a good conversation kick starter. You can guess what happened next, I apologized and finished the conversation out of embarrassment. Oh, and as a way to force myself to talk to her, I had bet with a friend 3 jars of booze, so not only did I miss my chance, but now owe my buddy like 50 bucks in booze. Smh PS: I'm still trying to figure out why the hell did I assume that, lmao. PS2: Excuse my English, I'm not a native speaker. TL: DR: The title, and now I owe my friend 50 bucks due to it.

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TIFU By assuming a student at my Uni I find really attractive studied something she actually did not

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Obligatory: this was over a year ago. In September 2021, I was hired as a ramp agent, contracted to Spirit Airlines. I trained in Newark for a week and opened the station in October. I enjoyed the job - more the crew than the work - and as one of the 4 who opened the station, I enjoyed seniority over most others. It was a good job for me, for a while. Thanksgiving 2021 was rainy and icy, just an ugly day. I was in the bag room (the opposite side of the ticket counter, next to the ramp) where it was comfortable. Radio goes off, time to head to my ramp. I take the final bags, hop on the tug and drag the luggage to the ramp. Plane comes in, chocks in and we start the unload process. Here's where things get fuzzy. What I remember was asking my lead if I can go into the cargo hold and help my coworker who was unloading. He gave me the green light, I scramble up and then...nothing. I woke up in the back of an ambulance. Great, this is fine. I can't even form words so I just pass out till we get to the ER. I woke up and was, thankfully, surrounded by family. Apparently, I fell between the fuselage and the bar on the side of the belt loader. Leave it to me to be able to fit in that gap and fall 🫠. I broke my elbow and hit my head, earning a mild concussion. Put me out of work for 2 months, BUT it was through most of the winter, so I really wasn't going to complain. I was able to relax at home and do whatever I wanted. I managed to catch COVID in early January (go figure, I didn't go anywhere!) and got over that, and was back to work in mid February. TL;DR wanted to be helpful, ended up falling and taking myself out of commission for 2 months.

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TIFU by being helpful (apparently)

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TIFU by forgetting that I was sharing my entire screen on a Zoom call

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TIFU by hooking up with the person who conducted my job interview

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Didn’t happen today but last Thursday. NSFW for optional bloody images. I, 26F, carry a self defense knife keychain, [this exact one](https://www.coldsteel.com/urban-pal/) on the regular. My boyfriend has the larger version, and his is relatively secure. Typically, my blade stays in the sheath pretty well, but there have been one or two occasions when the knife has become loose while in my bag. Wednesday afternoon, after work, I tossed my keys onto the couch and went to let the dogs out for their afternoon play time and potty break. I've done this hundreds of times. Later on that night, I grabbed my keys on the way out to eat and didn't notice that my knife had fallen out of the sheath. Thursday morning rolls around and I'm getting ready for work. It's worth noting that my mom and I work at the same school and usually carpool because gas prices. However, we didn't that day because we both had doctor appointments that afternoon in different towns. She had already left, and I had told her that I'd be "right behind her." I'm sitting down on the couch to put my shoes on when I feel a stabbing pain in my left leg. My initial thought is, "did I just sit on a sewing needle?" To my horror, I look over and see my knife imbedded an inch into the spot right below my left ass cheek, right above my left thigh. I don't know what I said, exactly, but it was likely along the lines of "oh shitshitshit." I immediately snatch the knife from my thigh and stand up. The dogs are staring at me, thinking I'm about to take them out to play. I'm trying to process the fact that I've been stabbed by a couch. I head to the bathroom and call my mom on the way. She...isn't good with stressful situations, so I explain that I'm okay, not dying, but that I've just sat on a knife and am 99.99999% sure I'll need some stitches, I just need her to tell me if I should try an urgent care or go straight to the ER. She offers to come home to drive me, worried that I'll get dizzy and pass out, but I refuse and stubbornly insist on taking myself. All I ask is that she show a picture of the wound to the school nurse for her opinion. Blood doesn't typically make me queasy or dizzy, but right after I hang up the phone, I start feeling faint and sick. I'm able to lean against the sink, take deep breaths, and finally regain my composure. Next, I call my boyfriend, as he's a former army medic and I thought he would at least find this incident amusing, at most be able to instruct me on how to best wrap my leg until I can get to the doc. I can't reach him because he's in the middle of a work meeting with his phone silenced. I figure, what the hell, I'll just head on to the doctor. At this point, I feel totally fine, I'm out of my bloody, holey jeans, and in zero pain whatsoever. I even took the time to put makeup on after bandaging my leg Rambo style. At the doc in a box, I let the front desk know that I have a knife wound and need stitches. Everyone is amused/horrified at my story. Two stitches and a bandage later, I'm on the way to work (had a tetanus shot a couple of months ago, another story). I'm in virtually zero pain, thankfully. When I get there, the principal loudly announces that we should hide all the scissors/sharp objects, lest I harm myself on accident again. At this point, the picture of injury has circulated around campus. I should have my stitches out ten days from last Thursday; my boyfriend has agreed to remove them for me and save me another copay. My leg is healing really well, hopefully with a cool scar. Boyfriend and his work buddies say I get street cred; I intend on teasing him about being stabbed more times than he has. Miraculously upon later inspection, I ended up not getting blood on the couch or on the rug, just my bathroom floor. Didn't cry a bit. TL;DR: Knife fell out of sheath onto couch, sat on said couch a day later and ended up needing stitches. Didn't lose leg. Gross leg photos for your viewing pleasure: [https://imgur.com/a/HdxKK7b](https://imgur.com/a/HdxKK7b)

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My boyfriend who is very overweight started working out 2 weeks ago. I've been away celebrating Chinese New Year with my relatives for about a week, and I kept getting snide comments about my boyfriend's appearance and how I could do better the whole time I was with them, which is why my boyfriend's health was on my mind. I just got back from my hometown. I'm going to visit his family later, so I called him up to confirm the plans and jokingly asked if he had suddenly became more buff in the one week I hadn't seen him. He got really upset and said he hated the fact that I'm putting so much pressure on him when he only just started exercising. I tried to apologize and explain that I didn't mean to pressure him, but was worried that I would hurt his feelings more so I was silent for a bit thinking what to say. He hung up after I apologized, but he was clearly still upset about it. I have to go to his house later, and I'm not sure what to do now, things feel so awkward. TL; DR: I hurt my boyfriend's feelings by indirectly calling him fat.

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This fuck up just happened, and I feel like a complete moron. I work 12 hour overnight shifts from 6pm-6am and it can get pretty boring in the wee morning hours when there’s nothing going on. It’s 3am, I’m scrolling through tiktok, and there’s a trend where people post screenshots of text conversations they’ve had with their ex’s asking themselves why they were with them in the first place. I’m bored, so I decide to (try) and do the same thing. I found a heated conversation I’d had with my ex in 2020. We dated for a little over a year on and off, it was not a healthy relationship, things ended pretty badly and he was the one who broke up with me twice. Anyway, I’m scrolling through the conversation with my ex, thinking about how lucky I am to have my current boyfriend and how grateful I am to be in a healthy relationship after some of the shit I’ve been through… when my phone decides this would be a GREAT time to “emphasize” one of the texts in the middle of the argument. Which of course sends him a notification! At 3am. Have I mentioned we haven’t spoken for 3 years??? Needless to say I panicked, blocked his number, deleted all of our messages, and double checked he’s still blocked on all other forms of social media. I know in the grand scheme of things this is relatively small but I am so mortified right now lmao. Edit for more context: I did not save our texts purposely. I save every text message I’ve ever received ever, even spam and wrong numbers. I do not ever go through old messages, and when he and I broke up I deleted every photo of him/us, and removed him from all of my social media. He is also the reason I downloaded tiktok and he created my account for me years ago. The conversation in question was how he made plans with me to meet his family for the first time on Christmas, and then forgot about me and didn’t speak to me until the next day, and how I was hurt by this behavior; which he was angry at. If anything good came out of this, I was at least able to see my growth in relationships and never allow myself again to be treated or spoken to the way he did. TL;DR I tried to do a tiktok trend by screenshotting messages from my shitty ex from 3 years ago, ended up accidentally sending him a text at 3am.

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UPDATE** Was able to dispute this as fraud, hooray!!! Hello all, as someone who isn’t very financially comfortable, I am in utter distress. Earlier I was trying to book a flight with Hawaiian airlines and everything went through.. except it didn’t. My money was taken from me but there was a problem with issuing me my tickets. They gave me a phone number to call and I thought it would be an easy fix. I called them, to which they claimed I had a duplicate reservation which was the main problem. Idk how that happened but I was confidently told that they would take care of it. They gave me a confirmation code to use to check my flight and when I used it, I thought it was strange that it brought me right back to the review and purchase page. I told them I already paid for my tickets but they told me I would have to re-purchase them and that I would be getting an “immediate” call from their supervisor to process my refund. I stupidly listened to them and spent another $500, everything looked good this time around except I never received a confirmation email. Hours later I’m still waiting on a supposed call from a supervisor AND a confirmation email, so I call them up and tell them what’s going on. This time the lady who was on call with me assured me that a supervisor would be contacting me as soon as our call ends. Once again I stupidly hang up and yeah, the call never happens. I call them back, at this point I’m tired and stressed out and I just want my money back, except now they’re saying that because my flight is unconfirmed I didn’t pay even though my bank account says otherwise. So here I am, down 1k with no flight booked, that airline probably had no intention on giving me a refund from the very start. I’m calling my bank tomorrow and I hope I can recover my lost funds, but for now I just wanted a place to rant/vent. TLDR; spent $500 twice on a flight only for both of them not to go through, my money was already taken from me, airline is claiming i did not pay and lied about giving me a refund

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[Original post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10k2uhe/tifu_when_i_19m_missed_all_the_signs_that_my) I'm gonna refer to my roommate as my friend because we're no longer roommates. She's in the UK now. I video called her this morning. She showed me her new house and thanked me for secretly packing one of my shirts in her luggage. It was the same shirt she slept in when I was away and she was alone in our apartment. Based on the strong reactions I received in my original post, I decided to tell my friend that I feel like the biggest idiot for letting her slip through my fingers and I regret not making one single move when she gave me so many chances. At some point she had to tell me to take a breath because I couldn't stop talking about all the times I thought about telling her how hot she was. I had my own list this time. A list of random moments when I almost shared my feelings with her. She asked if I was still a virgin, which caught me off guard, not gonna lie. I awkwardly said yes. My friend said she had a feeling that was the case and asked me more questions to establish how experienced or inexperienced I was when it came to the opposite sex. I answered honestly, which was embarrassing because I've never been in a relationship and I've done nothing more than kiss a few girls in the past. My friend said "hear me out" and suggested that we pretend to be roommates during our video call. Then she said I should forget about the missed opportunities and focus on the fact that she wanted me just as much as I wanted her. I had to imagine that we were still sharing an apartment, she never moved out, and we were both about to make the first move. I'm not gonna go into too much detail, but for the first time ever we were very clear about what we wanted to do each other. The things she said to me gave me a boner. She actually convinced me to show it to her. More might have happened, but a random bug flew past her and she freaked out. It was hilarious. Anyway, that is my update. It's not the biggest success story, but it's something. I don't know what any of this means for my friend and I, but it's been an interesting journey so far and I hope it continues. Tl:dr I was blind to the signs that my roommate was attracted to me, and when I finally found out what I've been missing out on, it was too late to do anything about it because my now ex roommate has moved overseas. But, as per my update, we're now having sexy video calls, so there's that.

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TIFU By Accidentally Dropping My Tamagotchi In The Toilet

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That actually happened years ago when I was in High School. I'm also not a native english speaker. For some context, in my country the average height of a fully grow male is around 5'5 feet tall, I had 15/16 years and 6'1 at the time. the other guys had between 5'1 and 5'5 and the same age. Also I was the kid who did all sports possible, being part of a lot of sports clubs in school such as swimming club , karate club, football (soccer) club, etc. Can't say that I was Ripped, But I wasn't fat at all and weighed around 190 pounds, So summing up I was big. with all that you would think that I would be one of the popular kids, but the reality was that I was as ugly as a newborn owl and acted like a nerd. Now to the history: It was the end of the school year and I already had passed all classes so I was not putting that much effort in homework, tests, exams, etc. The final exams were approching but I already had an A- in math without taking the exam, so I didn't studied for it and focused on another subject that I wanted to get a better grade. The thing is, one of my "colleages" that sat on my side needed to get an A+ to not fail, and during the exam he cheated and copied my answers without my knowledge. Since I had not studied, I ended up with a B+ and so did he and for some reason he went to confront me about that, when I said it was not my problem and he was the one that decided to use my exam to cheat instead of study I had nothing to do for him. I believed that was the end of it, but man I was wrong. The dude planned a revenge for me, and started a fake rumor that I was a creepy that had photos of a popular girl that was in our class while she was in the bathroom, like wtf? turns out that the rumor reached her boyfriend, who was a rich kid from a class next door. He got mad and went to confront me with other 3 friends who were bullies at the time. Note here, I wasn't aware of the rumors up to that point. He came to me yelling and pushed me against the wall holding my jacket while the other dudes surrounded me, and while I wasn't understanding what was going on, I heard he saying tha I had photos of his GF in my phone, so the first though was to pick the phone, a brand new one that my mom had got me, to show him that I didn't. When I did it and took it out of my pocket saying "no man, I have nothing, you can take a look if you wan..." He tossed my phone on the floor and broke the screen. My brand new phone. I lost it, punched him with everything I got and started to fight all of them at once. Now don't get me wrong here, I did receive a lot of punches and got some injuries that took a good time to heal, but man I went full berserker and beated them so much before the teachers came to stop us. But there is a happy ending, after we went to the director, while my phone had broken the screen it was still working, so I showed my gallery, proving that I was innocent and that it was a fake rumor after all, the dude who started it got expelled in exchange of not getting any charges, and I became friends with the bullies who of course apologised to me after all. TL; DR: Guy copied my exam hoping to get A+, failed, got mad and spread rumors of me to the point that I ended up fighting 4 people, in the end he got expelled and I became friends with the 4 dudes.

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So it all started this morning. I got out of bed, ate breakfast, and got dressed. After a few minutes, I got a really bad stomach cramp. I immediately went to the bathroom, forgetting I still had my tamagotchi in my pocket. He had been beeping all morning and I was struggling to get him to stop. I sat down on the toilet and started doing my business when.. Splash! I heard something fall into the toilet. When I peaked inside, there was my tamagotchi, swimming around in the water. I took him out as soon as I could and tried to fix him. He had only been in there for a few seconds so I put him near the heater to dry. I wrapped a towel around him, hoping that would dry him faster. Nothing worked. His screen was completely turned off. I can't believe this happened and for some reason I can't stop crying about it. I know it sounds lame but that thing was my best friend. I already had a death scare with him 2 days ago, but it looks like he's really dead now. I just don't know what to do. TL;DR: I accidentally dropped my tamagotchi in the toilet and now I can't stop crying.

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I feel so stupid right now. Background: my brother is trying to change jobs (and succeeding it most likely this week, but there’s always that 1% that could go wrong) because his current work is a toxic environment. Someone from my department who I barely speak to said she was talking to her best friend and my country’s name came up, so they both said they knew someone from that nationality. It turns out it was me and my brother. Her best friend is the HR at his company. I was positively surprised when I heard that. My brother sits right next to this HR person and has always said great things about her. For some stupid reason I thought they were friends. He has mentioned some personal things he’s shared with her, and she’s had helped him with some medical things. After showering the HR person with compliments, I asked if she said anything about him or the company, and added he might not be a good fit there. My coworker said her friend never talks about the company, and that’s just the way she’s been trained. I said something like “that makes sense, one of the reasons he has a hard time there is because he’s just a more open person”, and we left at that. Needless to say, he’s furious at me. He said she will go straight to the CEO with that. I was so shocked, I thought they were friends but apparently he doesn’t share his issues about the company with her. He said she’s HR first and foremost, not his friend (again, so stupid). I apologized and apologized, and still feel super bad. Now he feels extra pressure to finalize this other job recruitment asap. After he calmed down a bit he said it wasn’t so bad because I only talked about him, no one else, and he’s fine being seen as “not a good fit” because they probably know that already. He was just trying to be nice I think. I just feel like such an idiot. I won’t sleep until he signs with this new company. It will be a long week. TL:DR. I told my coworker who is my brother’s HR’s best friend he might not be a good fit at his company

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I live in the first floor of a two story house. On the top floor, my roomate lives with her couple. I rarely go upstairs because, well I have no business there. Last week they called me up and I accidently left a card that I needed today. I should mention that for around 6 weeks, they've both been leaving the house at 7:30am together. So today I waited until I heard their car drive off to go upstairs for my card. I wanted to do it quick becuase it feels wierd being up there so I went with just my undies, didn't bother changing. As I was walking up the stairs, I noticed they left their door open which they never do (I know this becuase they gave me their reasons to always keeping our doors closed). So I decided to close it for them. This is the fuck up. As I go and step in their room to go for the door handle I hear a sound in the room and freeze trying to figure out what it was. I stare at the entire room and suddenly see 2 eyeballs staring right at me hidden under some blankets. I scream in terror "Holy sht" as I was expecting noone to be there. She laughs and covers herself up. I go "Sorry wrong room" and leave downstairs without 1.closing her door and 2.getting my card. I'm honestly thinking that they're going to think I'm a creep and was gonna go through their stuff :/ Wish me luck tonight when I see them. tl;dr: Thought my roomates weren't home, I thought they left their door open and was going to close it only to see there was a person in there and I felt like a creep.

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Technically this didn't happen today, this happened over the span of the last three months. But hey, today was the day where it all culminated in a glorious finale. &#x200B; A few basics first; I am a college freshman who just moved out of his parents' home to start my academic demise in a different city. The last few years I've been a general fuck-up, so I guess at least my family is happy that I'm doing something partly useful now - until they remember that I am majoring in writing. So instead of recalibrating my old room into a fitness heaven like my dad always dreamt of, my mom already prepares for the day when I graduate and come back home unemployed. Or the day when I drop out. Whichever comes first; the bets are on and the odds are still 50/50. &#x200B; Anyway, starting college and it didn't take a week until I immediately crushed on this girl in one of my classes. Yeah, I'm that kinda guy. Mind you that I'm not necessarily a creep (I hope?), I'm usually a huge introvert who just keeps to himself and avoids others, so when during one of our introduction days I got paired up with this girl for an assignment and we started becoming immediate friends it somehow happened. &#x200B; Fast forward two months and we hung out more and more. Then, that one faithful night, we drank too much bud light, blurry got our sight; and when the Uber we alight, she invites me to her might, and me, - still high as a kite - went in with all smite, kissed and held her so tight! She turned off the light, it all felt so right; but the hours went down in a flight, and suddenly it crossed my mind: I just couldn't come in her clit (pls try to read the last one so it rhymes, I just couldn't figure out a good ending for the chain). In other words, even when going down on her for almost a fucking hour, neither of us could finish. &#x200B; "Okay," we thought, "maybe it's because we were absolutely hammered that night", and we tried again four more times over the coming week - but to no avail, the stiff dowsing rod simply couldn't find any water. It was my first time ever, so I had no clue what was going on. And usually I have no issues with that, when I'm on my own you couldn't even tell the difference between me going for a pee or wank as it literally takes the exact same time. &#x200B; So the whole situation got a toll on us; but especially on her, because she simply feels like I don't like her and don't want to sleep with her. As she said, something like this "never happened before". So we kinda immediately stopped seeing each other, which completely dragged me down. And while looking for reasons or possible solutions, one thing led to another, and I suddenly found myself completely out of place in a doctor's waiting room full of guys aged 50 to infinity, all with the purpose to talk about some random dude about the malfunctioning joke dangling between their legs. &#x200B; After this consultation session, it was determined that my problems are likely connected to anxiety and/or performance anxiety. But the doc wasn't specialized in that (or rather he didn't wanna waste time dealing with it); thus, the next step was for me to go an actual therapist and try to get things straight (and stiff). &#x200B; I have had 5 sessions so far and OH BOY, it went from "let's get your cock working again to please some ladies" to "let's fix your underlying mental issues so you can avoid your ultimate social demise". 5 sessions with the therapist, and it became clear that not just my cock isn't working, but my entire brain isn't. I talked about wayy more than I anticipated, and today, just as my 6th session started, my therapist shared his first verdict with me: Congratulations, it's a depression! (Likely bipolar disorder, for anyone interested). And I immediately got hooked on the line for some anti-depressants (not the heavy hitters tho), which I thought was overkill - but hey, I'm not the specialist. I just took my first pills and nothing's happening so far (which is expected), but I am now contemplating a lot about my mental and social health. &#x200B; Idk, I kinda never thought I had anything like that. And I never thought that talking to a specialist can change you so much (tbh, for the better!!). It has been only a few hours, but I already look back at so many things from my (young) life until now and see everything differently. I'll probably take some time to reflect, and this post is the first step for me to do so. &#x200B; To everyone who thinks there is something going on mentally with them: I know it's often difficult, but talking with someone does help. Like many many other people, I never thought I had anyone to talk to about my mental health, and I never actually wanted to talk about it. I only got "tricked" to talk about it because of some phallic malfunctioning. Without this, I would have never thought about seeing a therapist. Even if you think "everyone has problems like these": That's simply not true, as soon as you see a therapist you begin to understand that the baggage you carry culminated over many years and is entirely unique to you. Getting help indeed helps. &#x200B; And if someone is curious, I haven't slept with anyone since I started the therapy, so idk if it got better already. And no, I haven't told my crush about all this as we rarely speak these days. &#x200B; TL;DR: Could not come during my first time, now got diagnosed with depression

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This actually happened about 30 years ago, back in the dark ages when people didn’t own mobile phones. I know, primitive, right? Now, for any millennials out there who have ever wondered what those strange glass boxes are they see from time to time by the side of the street, they are a remnant from this prehistoric age, known as telephone boxes or phone booths for the American readers out there. Basically they were the closest thing we had to mobile telecommunications back in the day, as they were the only way to make phone calls whilst out and about. So with this education for the younger generation out of the way, onto the story. I lived in a house that didn’t have a phone, so the only way I could make a phone call was to go out and use one of these mythical phone boxes, and on this occasion that’s exactly what I did. I can’t remember who I called, probably my brother or a family member but the identity of the recipient of my call isn’t relevant to the story. So I pop off to the phone box, make my call, plough in the change required to get connected and, once complete hang up and head back home. No problems, all pretty straight forward. So where’s the fuck up you may ask? Well, I didn’t discover that until later in the day. At this time, my job paid my wage weekly and in cash, in a small square envelope. Once I received my wages, I would put my bank card in the envelope to keep my financial bits together in one easy to manage place. The first sign that I may have fucked up came when I couldn’t find my pay packet. I rummaged through my coat pockets and searched through my trouser pockets with no sign of my hard earned salary. Similarly, a search of my room was just as fruitless. As panic started to settle in, I took a deep breath and forced myself to look at the situation logically and retrace my steps in my mind. Once I’d calmed my nerves and managed to cast my mind back, I recalled entering the phone box, taking out my wage packet to extract the change needed to make the call and place the envelope on the shelf above the phone. I then had no recollection of picking the envelope up once the call was finished. This was the moment I realised I had fucked up and left an entire week’s wages as well as my bank cards discarded in a public phone box. In a panic I rushed out the house, racing down the street and yanking open the door of the phone box to find myself staring at an empty shelf. In my mind’s eye, I could clearly see the small brown envelope of riches sitting on the shelf exactly where I left it, but my actual eyes saw nothing. Just a blank space. My money was gone, and some caller who came in after me had hit the jackpot. Despondent, I left the phone box and started wondering home, cursing my stupidity and absent mindedness, wracking my brain for any way I could resolve the situation and reverse the calamity I had brought on myself. Deciding not to leave any stone unturned, I thought I should check in at the local police station, just in case, even though I was sure that whoever had found my wages would probably be already planning a big night out to celebrate their unexpected windfall but hey, I might as well confirm that I’d lost it all, right? You can imagine then, my surprise and delight when my enquiry at the reception desk was met with a ‘wait a minute’ as the officer rummaged around the lost property before producing a familiar brown envelope. After several questions about my identity confirmed that I was the same person whose name was on the bank cards, the envelope was returned to me, complete with the entire contents. I don’t who my good Samaritan was, who found my pay packet and handed it in but I will always be grateful to them. Not only did they return an entire week’s wages to me but they gave me a renewed faith in humanity, a precious commodity that can be thin on the ground sometimes. Whoever you are, thank you. It’s been 30 years and, although I don’t know you, I’ve never forgotten you. TLDR. I made a phone call in a public call box and left a whole week’s wages behind, which had vanished by the time I returned for it. Lucky for me, there are some decent people in the world and it was handed in at the police station and returned to me.

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TIFU by taking Antibiotics

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t5_2to41

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TIFU by stop taking my medication

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1674668981

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10l4pxx

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1676229554

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305523

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TIFU by opening a package that wasn’t mine

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1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10l4pxx/tifu_by_opening_a_package_that_wasnt_mine/

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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TIFU by leaving my girlfriends earring on my night stand

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10l5g8c

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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onlyfans

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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TIFU by drinking stink bug infused coffee.

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0.95

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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TIFU by taking my girlfriend for granted

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A little backstory to get you guys started. This is the second time I’m dating my bf. The reason we broke up was because of me I’ll be honest. I was having a lot of mental issues at the time so I thought it was best for him to not be in my life so I didn’t bring him down with me. Sweet guy who didn’t deserve it. The guy friends in the story were there for me along with my bsf (female). Granted it was my fault we broke up we rekindled and I was in a better mental state and it’s only gotten better since. Now we skip to this incident. My bf wanted to meet my friends and I was scared to say the least. My friend group is a big mix of country to city. We decided to go to Riley’s place (fake name) stereotypical country guy who lives with his gf. Not many people around blah blah. Most of my friends went so total abt 13 ppl. Now here’s where I messed up. Everyone was getting drunk and I just wanted to go home. Him and Riley bonded really well which I’m more then happy about. I didn’t want to ruin my bfs fun so I had my bsf drive me home with Riley’s gf so the boys could have their own night while the girls had our own. My bf would come home in the morning when he’s sober. Fine right? No. Big mistake. His dumbass got too drunk with Riley. They decided to BRAND THEIR GFS NAMES ROGHY OVER THEIR JUNK. Me and Jess (Riley’s gf fake name) weren’t paying attention to our phone because we were watching the new junji ito thing on Netflix. After we got done with that we see loads of missed snaps and calls. At first it was just snaps of them being drunken idiots. They just having their fun and what not. We were having our own little laugh at them watching them. Only to see the snap of them branding eachother. The look me and Jess gave eachother was why did we leave them alone. Two irresponsible men alone with more drunken idiots. I had Phoenix drive our asses back to Riley’s and Jess fully unloaded on Riley. Before I could unload on my bf he lifts up his shirt and goes “Do you like it?” I just stared at him for a good few minutes and I just asked why he did that. Turns out there was some wholesome intention behind it. Knowing I had trust issues cause of exs fucking me over and him wanting to show me that he’s not like that and that he’s in it for the long run. I’m in a mix between pissed and happy. I just hope it’s a blurry name when it heals. Just out of guilt for not being there to stop him from mutilating himself like that. I love him but it’s a bit much for me to wrap my head around. TL;DR Left bf alone. Him and his new bud branded their gfs names on themselves. Including my name

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t5_2to41

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TIFU by letting my bf meet my guy friends unsupervised by me

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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TIFU by not appreciating my girlfriend

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Robinhood192000

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305521

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TIFU: By asking a co-worker a simple question.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10l64s5/tifu_by_asking_a_coworker_a_simple_question/

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Hi, so I was at work on my line in a factory. I am a nobody there, just a worker drone like anybody else. Bob, another drone, comes to chat gossip and nonsense to me inbetween doing what he does. He told me he heard a rumor the factory will be closing down for good in july, though he doesn't know how legit that is. A few hours later on break I always sit with Roger and Ann. Roger is one of those guys that knows everybody and everything in the factory, so I simply ask him "hey, have you heard anything about the factory closing down?" Ann chirps up "Who says this?" I reply, "bob"Roger says he has heard nothing about it. Near the end of the shift bob is chatting to me like normal when the floor manage sally storms over to him and lays into him about starting harmful rumors about the factory closing and causing "scared women" Bob is a guy that gets very angry at the drop of a hat, so instantly he's getting pretty agitated at this attack. Sally is like a dog with a bone and goes on and on and on at him for this. (interestingly she talked about the company contracts we signed and explained the company needs to give you 6 months notice of redundancy, and so it cannot be possible she said, but the original rumor was july which is just over 6 months away... and the forracity she came down on Bob with over a nothing burger factory gossip leads me to think there maybe some truth to this, idk... sounds sus to me) Anyway, I'm just there doing my job thinking to myself "well shit, if Bob has only told me this then he knows I am the one that's caused this. And I've only spoken to Roger about it with Ann listening in..."So I spoke up, "was it ann who said?" to try and shut Sally up and change the subject. "Yeah" she replied. She stopped attacking Bob and talked to me about it for a while, I didn't give it away that it was me who told Ann until after she walked away I turn to a furious Bob and I said "My bad, I sit with Ann and Roger on break and simply asked Rodger if he knew anything about it, I didn't expect any of this" Bob replied "Yeah Ann's got it in for me, she hates me for some reason so she's used this to dob me in" and he stormed off to rage at Ann further up the line leading to a huge fight that dragged the whole line into it... The situation just got worse and worse and worse... And I caused the whole thing totally innocently and accidentally. I feel pretty awful over it all, I certainly never intended everyone to rage on each other, my stress levels and anxiety are skyrocketing and I am dreading going to work again. I am full of questions. Why did Ann go to the damn boss with this? What did Ann say to prompt the bosses response? and why did the boss go so nuclear at such an insignificant thing? I mean I hear this kind of talk often in locker room people bitching about the place and saying the factory wont last much longer the way it's going etc... it is not a new rumor so why the sudden panic attack over it?And why did Ann embellish the story to the boss, she told Sally things that I never said, just made it up on her own. Such as the factory is closing in 2 weeks time, and the factory is being repainted so they can sell it off. I never said any of those things! My take away from this situation is: Don't talk to anyone ever again. Just go to work, do my job and come home. TL;DR I accidentally passed on a run of the mill rumor about the workplace and ended up with everyone I work with in a shouting match and hating each other.

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TIFU by asking a co-worker a simple question.

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t5_2to41

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TIFU by going too far getting revenge on my girlfriend

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10l6e37/tifu_by_going_too_far_getting_revenge_on_my/

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t5_2to41

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TIFU by screwing the shit out of a girl... Literally

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lanurk

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10l89ql

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some_ads

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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TIFU and invited the whole class to a party

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0.5

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10l89ql/tifu_and_invited_the_whole_class_to_a_party/

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LoudPlum5808

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1674677691

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10l8gar

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1676229442

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

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TIFU by sending a dick pic

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1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10l8gar/tifu_by_sending_a_dick_pic/

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immadeletegoogle

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10l8kni

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some_ads

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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TIFU by saying that my grandparents call about one of our family members being in a ,,not good condition'' wasn't more important than my call.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10l8kni/tifu_by_saying_that_my_grandparents_call_about/

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LoudPlum5808

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1674678720

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10l8vow

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some_ads

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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TIFU by sending a dick pic

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1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10l8vow/tifu_by_sending_a_dick_pic/

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thrownaway635

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1674678868

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10l8xyb

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10l8xyb/today_i_fuck_up_by_beating_up_a_homeless_man/

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1676229426

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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today i fuck up by beating up a homeless man

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1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10l8xyb/today_i_fuck_up_by_beating_up_a_homeless_man/

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Joewithaq

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1674679019

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10l904b

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10l904b/tifu_by_calling_a_massage_parlor/

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1676229424

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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TIFU by calling a massage parlor

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0

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1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10l904b/tifu_by_calling_a_massage_parlor/

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10l929g

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some_ads

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deleted

1676229422

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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TIFU by not going to a PCP for 10+ years, finally going last week, and getting lab work done

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0.5

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some_ads

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[deleted]

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1674679674

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1674680863.0

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10l99g9

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10l99g9/tifu_by_not_going_to_a_pcp_for_10_years_finally/

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null

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deleted

1676229416

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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TIFU by not going to a PCP for 10+ years, finally going last week, and getting lab work done.

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0

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0.74

null

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some_ads

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Kratcy

t2_vf3rrhwq

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1674679704

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self.tifu

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10l99w5

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t3_10l99w5

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10l99w5/tifu_probably_by_slapboxing_in_the_bathroom/

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null

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moderator

1676229416

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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TIFU (probably) by slapboxing in the bathroom

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[]

1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10l99w5/tifu_probably_by_slapboxing_in_the_bathroom/

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some_ads

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lanurk

t2_e6gaxg6i

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1674680027

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self.tifu

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10l9ek9

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10l9ek9/tifu_and_invited_the_whole_class_to_a_party/

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null

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moderator

1676229412

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305522

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TIFU and invited the whole class to a party

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0

[]

1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10l9ek9/tifu_and_invited_the_whole_class_to_a_party/

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some_ads

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lanurk

t2_e6gaxg6i

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1674680401

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self.tifu

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10l9jy5

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some_ads

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1676229407

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TIFU and invited the whole class to a party Sent out invites to my kids birthday party and based on what he says, most of the kids don't even speak to him or acknowledge his existence most of the time. He wouldn't give me a list of names so I sent one to each kid in his class. 40 invites. Over half have accepted and we have a bunch of family kids coming too so the guest list is up to 35 plus there's 15 or so to let me know. Not sure how I'm going to entertain that many 5 and 6 year olds all at once but I guess I'll give it a good try! Party games are a massive no no, most of them don't know how to play properly or how to take not winning (I'm blaming covid for that unfortunately) Anyone have any idea how many sandwiches etc I might need to feed the masses? Is it the done thing to feed the parents too or am I ok to make a heap of stuff just for the kids? Should I be organising additional stuff? Any advice for me?! I've got my fingers crossed the fallout will be wholesome and they'll all have an awesome time but I have a feeling I'll be updating in a few weeks to share the sh*tshow instead 😂 TL:DR invited more than 60 kids to a 6th birthday party thinking less than half would come. I got it wrong and heaps are coming

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TIFU and invited the whole class to a party.

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So I was talking to my brother this morning and he was in a good mood. He told me he had been hunting and showed me a picture of a really big buck he had killed. Now before I continue I should probably let you know that my family’s love language is insulting each other. There have been instances where people hear our conversations and stand up as if they’re getting ready to break up a fight. So when he shows me the picture my first instinct is to downplay it. I say “you probably just saw that deer on the side of the road and shot it.” He calls me a hater and we laugh and continue our day. About 2 hours ago we went to our cousin’s house and when my brother walked in this is the conversation that happened. Brother: “Hey (cousin) you gotta see this.” Me: “oh great” Cousin: “What is it?” Me: “He’s just happy he killed Bambi.” I noticed my cousin’s 2 young kids were in the room but I didn’t think much of it. They know what hunting is and I didn’t think they would hear that and think my brother literally killed Bambi. They started crying. My brother had no idea what to say. My cousin didn’t realize why they were crying and the thought of letting them think my brother killed Bambi was so funny I couldn’t say anything because I was holding in my laugh. Luckily my cousin’s wife was in the room and took charge in the situation. After 30 minutes my brother and I had finished doing what we were there to do and we went back in the house. Now I feel guilty because while they had calmed down they didn’t believe my cousin’s wife that Bambi wasn’t dead. I feel like I killed Bambi. So that’s how my day has been so far. TLDR: I said a joke and now 2 little kids think Bambi is dead.

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TIFU by flirting with a partially blind guy who I thought was gay

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TIFU by calling a massage parlor

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TIFU by calling a massage parlor

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TIFU by Accidentally insulting a bunch of blind people.

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TIFU by Accidentally insulting a bunch of blind people. Story time kids. Obligatory this happened about a year and a half ago during my 3 y/o daughter’s first dance recital. We got there a little late just a minute or two before the first group was supposed to start. Thankfully my in-laws were on time and saved us some seats in the second to last row dead center. As we scurried to our seats I noticed that the people in the seats behind us were a bit shorter than me and might have a hard time seeing the program. So as I sat down and took my coat off I semi-jokingly offered to duck down if they needed me to so they could see better. They didn’t respond in the least so I just took it that they didn’t really hear me or just weren’t paying attention. A minute or two later, after I sat down, I hear one of them make the comment “what a fucking asshole” or something of the sort, just barely loud enough for me to hear but I caught it (and ignored it because ya know I’m an adult at a dance recital also I’m not from Florida). A little bit into the performances I noticed they were talking quite a lot, describing the performances and I was starting to get pretty annoyed so I started glancing back a bit and noticed one or two of the people had sunglasses on, then it clicked. They were blind, I had just offered to duck down to an entire row of blind people so they could see better. “What a fucking asshole” was the appropriate response to that, I deserved it. I still wake up in the middle of the night thinking about that. TL;DR : I unknowingly offered to “duck down” to an entire row of blind people so they could “see better” during my daughter’s dance recital and it didn’t click until later how much of an asshole remark that appeared to be.

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TIFU by unknowingly insulting a bunch of blind people

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10lde42/tifu_by_unknowingly_insulting_a_bunch_of_blind/

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TIFU by opening a mic on a zoom lecture

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10leafv/tifu_by_opening_a_mic_on_a_zoom_lecture/

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Tifu by accidentally taking 12 pills (2.4grams) of ibuprofen in 10 hours

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tifu by making my friends feel like they're toxic

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tifu by hurting my friends

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i (16F) have been in a rough patch with my friends lately. let's call them A and B. everything was fine, the friendship was great, until suddenly they got mad at me for mentioning by bf too much. (backstory: A had a crush on my bf around four months ago, and only after she'd said that she didn't have feelings for him anymore, did i start to develop feelings for him and get into a relationship with him. according to my bf he'd never and he could never have had feelings for her and he liked me all along. but A and i have had this slight tension about this topic ever since) i apologised to A and B for mentioning my partner too much and promised that i wouldn't do it again. and i did try to stop doing it. i kept quiet so wouldn't accidentally slip up and offend them and i stopped mentioning my bf completely. even after this, things weren't normal on A and B's part. we sit together in class, but they would sit extremely close and laugh and talk throughout without including me in the conversation, and kept indirectly ignoring al comments made by me. then, a few days later, i told them i would like to sit on the outer side of the bench during physics. and they agreed to it. but they were reluctant to move when physics period actually came, so jokingly scolded them by saying 'enough of this' and i moved to the outer side. throughout the class, they ignored me and laughed amongst themselves, they were clearly upset, but i couldn't figure why because i hadn't said more than three sentences all day. when i asked them, they continued to be passive aggressive about it and didn't tell me until kept telling them that if they were mad, they should at least tell me the reason for it. according to them, it made them feel toxic when i told them had had enough of it. they said it was as if i was irritated by them. i apologised profusely again and said it was just a misunderstanding because i had not meant for it to come off in that way. i also vented about this to my boyfriend and he told me that they should treat me better, and according to him, he felt that it was because of him that they were salty towards me, so he wrote them a text and at the end, he told them to not bully me for expressing my feelings (firstly, it was so A and B wouldn't get mad and say that i tell my bf everything, second, my bf uses bully as a very mild term and he uses it often in his regular conversations) B told me the text my bf wrote made them feel even more toxic and then she blocked me straight up without letting me explain. they stopped talking to me for a couple days after this and we somehow made up but then about a week ago, during chemistry, i called out an answer before B did, and she told me to shut up very rudely, which hurt me a little when i got home, she texted me a 'are you mad' so i told her that i was hurt and she shouldn't have told me to shut up that rudely but then she goes 'that's the way i am' and she also added that me answering before her made her feel incompetent and i should know that and i was making a big deal about nothing now i wasn't rude to her at all and i just politely told her that i was hurt and i was glad she apologised but she said i was dragging the whole thing from the very next day they stopped sitting with me and talking to me and A chose her side and she ignores me like i don't exist, which hurts me somewhat because i thought we'd be good friends and i can't think of anything i did to hurt her they've blocked me on every site possible (including spotify lol) and they (especially A) don't talk to me anymore i just can't figure out what i did to A though like i went out of my way to help her, so it does hurt slightly that she acts this way. i think i might have done something wrong here but i can't figure out what it is and i feel so bad about it and i don't think i can fix this fuck up TL;DR i think i hurt my friends and now they won't talk to me anymore and have blocked me from everywhere

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tifu by hurting my friends

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TIFU by not bringing my emergency medication on my work trip.

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TIFU by not bringing my emergency medication on my work trip.

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This happened a few years ago. My wife is pretty crafty, always making picture montages and stuff like that. One day she made a pretty cool looking shadow box, and inside of it says something like "the best dates in our lives", and has four dates. The dates are our anniversary, and the kids birth dates. I didn't realize it, but here's the FU... I jokingly said "what about April 16, 2003?", I literally just threw out a random date. She asked what that date was, and I just said "think about it, you'll figure it out." A couple days later she asked me again, and my daughter was in the room. I said "you haven't figured it out?!". My daughter quicky caught on that I was just messing with wife, and she agreed that it will come to her why that date is important. A couple of days went by again, and wife has the shadow box on her desk about to take it apart. She was crying because she just couldn't figure out why that date was so important that me and my daughter had known about it. We felt really bad and fessed up that it was just a random date and we were messing with her. So now every April 16th, we have a little celebration for absolutely nothing. TLDR: Threw out a random date telling wife it was important to our family, she couldn't figure out why and cried a lot.

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TIFU by joking with my wife.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10lhsnc/tifu_by_joking_with_my_wife/

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TIFU lost bet follow up

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TIFU by tensing a wipe prematurely causing me to be late for the meeting due to a dragon tail of shit tagging more than just the bowl🙈

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10lj1e1/tifu_by_tensing_a_wipe_prematurely_causing_me_to/

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TIFU when I told my fiance that women usually don't wear panties under leggings. Or dresses. Or jeans.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10lj1gv/tifu_when_i_told_my_fiance_that_women_usually/

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