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This already happened about a year ago, but it is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me andkeeps me up and night. I (19F) figured talking about it would make me feel a bit better. Sorry if you were expecting drama, this isn’t dramatic at all, just embarrassing. I graduated high school about a year ago. My very last presentation I had to hold was in biology and the topic was evolution. I have horrible stage fright and was also just generally pretty depressed and anxious around this time, so you can imagine how stoked I was. The presentation went terribly. I stuttered the entire time and lost complete overview over my notes. My teacher kept interrupting me, because the research I had done apparently was not what she expected. My presentation was by no means trying to discredit the theory of evolution, but the topic that was assigned to me was supposed to be about how science even got to the point of what we all know and believe today. I was supposed to mention some kinds of other theories there used to be and I guess somewhere in the process of trying to explain that, it got across as if I was saying the theory of evolution could be fake. I cried right after I held the presentation. My teacher did apologize to me because she kept interrupting me and ultimately made me more nervous than I already was, which was really nice of her. But, you know. I know people don't ever really remember other people's embarrassing moments, but god…. one girl that absolutely hates me definitely remembers this and probably tells this story to her friends that also went to school with me all the time "that one girl that doesn't believe in modern biology", Little worries to have, yes, but they keep me up and night. Thanks for reading… TL;DR I held a biology presentation, but my anxiety and stage fright caused me to get so nervous that I implied evolution is fake and made myself look like I don’t believe in modern science.

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I, M18, sent a stupid opening line to a girl to get over my fear of rejection and try to make a friend. Her bio mentioned the word "d1ld0" so I sent her a text saying "I bet u don't have a d1ld0". She posted it on her story. I srsly didn't mean to creep her out. I just thought that's how people text strangers on Instagram. I have no friends who could have proofread the message and thought this would lead to a fun conversation. And now I feel trapped. Naturally, I apologized when she posted the story. I realized that she might have received such texts from strangers before and felt uncomfortable. I wish I had realized this sooner. Anyway, she hasn't replied to my apology. And I feel shitty. Like I will never be able to be a good friend to someone cause I am socially and emotionally stupid. I thought I would have had a new friend, but I might never make friends again. TL;DR I sent a risky opening message and the woman posted that shit on my story.

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Happened over the course of a few days but here we go So I have flat feet, don't know how bad it is but i just know standing for long times isn't ideal and using the wrong foot wear can cause me pain in different areas of my feet I started developing heel pain a few months ago but would just rest until it got better but I recently got a new job and I have to be on my feet for hours at a time. It wasn't bad for my flat feet but the heel pain made me worried so I ordered compression socks and that worked for like a day. It wasn't working too well so I looked online and decided to get insoles, specifically the power step insoles. Now i know getting insoles other than custom ones isn't recommended but I was desperate to be able to walk without feeling constant pain. Big mistake First day I wore em it was magical Most of my weight was transferred to my archs and the pain on my heels was instantly relieved. I thought I had found my saving grace and kept using them. I started noticing some pain on the skin of my ankles and it felt like burning/tugging but I thought it was just the aftereffects of using the compression socks. Fast forward and I get back to work and the pain is more prominent. Any minor tough on the skin hurts and it always aches but I push through. I get back home and the pain doesn't stop. Rest up a bit but then shower but then I notice that my heels feel a bit numb. I start to overthink and look up my symptoms and come to the conclusion that I may have nerve damage. Try not to think about it and try to find out why but I just assume it's my terrible luck. I then start having the sensation of icy hot on my left foot and fall asleep with freezing cold feet. Next day I go to the doctors and get prescribed some nerve medication, mind you I'm still using the insoles. On the way home I can feel the sensation of the icy hot spread up my leg and start feeling it on my right one. The day goes by and then the sensation keeps creeping up and I decide to go to the ER. This time I wear my old shoes instead of the ones with the insoles and head there. By now the icy hot feel was taking up a big portion of my leg and my feet felt numb. I panic but hold it in while i get some tests done. However, with time, I start feeling the icy hot feeling go away and then come back. There's pauses and walking makes my feet feel like they're going back to normal a bit. By the end of my visit (around 5 hours) my legs and feet feel kinda normal but not really. Doctors don't know what's wrong so I just head home and hope for the best. I'm writing this a few days later and my feet feel a lot better. Can kinda feel the icy hot sensation sometimes but it isn't as severe and now only my ankles hurt a bit my my left heel is still a bit numb. The ankle pain is much better though, as I've felt this pain in the past as opposed to the pain I was feeling a few days ago. Going to return the insoles but first I need to take time for myself and ride the depression out. &#x200B; TLDR; I pinched some nerves in my feet with insoles that were meant to help some pain and just ended up making everything worse for myself.

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I know this is seen a lot but I just need advice for my personal situation. I met a girl on a dating app and she asked if I wanted to “have fun” I gave her my insta and Snapchat and sent a selfie, then she asked for a dick pic. Afterwards, she ghosted me for a bit and then sent a picture of my selfie next to my dick pic with some text saying I’d raped and killed a 3 year old girl and to send it to all friends and family to get the police on me. She asked for £100. She also sent a picture that showed she sent it to my sister but said she’d delete if I sent the money. I managed to negotiate £20 on Friday but I’d rather not pay, especially if she just asks for more. She rung on Snapchat (turns out it’s a he) and now through more extortion, has me in his phone contacts. I know I should tell my parents but I’m also scared of them judging me and if they want to go to the police I have proof but I don’t know if my nerves could handle being questioned. I’d need time off school as well which I have tests this week. I know I’m an idiot but with my loneliness and low self esteem I just wanted to have a fun time with someone, not even necessarily in a sexual way. I am underage by the way if that helps. Can someone just tell me what to do? TL;DR: Stupidly sent nudes to stranger who now wants money, it’s only £20 so should I pay or tell parents? Edit: Thanks for the help. Should I threaten with legal action before I block them or just block and report?

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So for context I sometimes talks to my brother’s friends. I typically talk to one of named Steve these guys are in their early-mid 20’s and I’m still in my teen years. I talking to one of them on Discord and mentioned I talked to another one of their friends earlier. Let’s call this one Steve. Steve said I should message Mason. let’s call him Mason. Steve’s message was ,” would your Gf prefer a dashing young man like me? Or a bum like you?” I firmly resisted at first because I thought Mason would be pissed at me and my brother would also be pissed at me. I agreed only because I was reassured that, that’s the type of humor they go along with. Long story short he was not happy. Mason was pissed out of his mind. Steve told me to not say it was him and I should take the blame. I said we both should and he refused. I took screenshots of the previous texts the day of they were sent just in case anything happened. I was correct. Now Mason has blocked me before I could text him. And I’m worried my brother will be pissed at me. My brother gets back from a skiing trip on Tuesday. TL;DR I pissed off my brothers friend with a prank that his friend told me to do .

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This happened last semester. I had just shattered my foot and had hardware put in like two days before. As I walked to class the pain was starting to flair up again so I decided to pop a Percocet right before I went in. The pills were mine but I was not exactly “used to” them yet. This, on top of me being a very underweight person, made this rather irresponsible on my end. Point is, I hobbled in on my crutches and just found a seat up front by the wall in the corner. Next thing I know, prof comes up knocking on desk telling everybody to turn in our tests. I look down at my desk and see a blank pop quiz that I had drooled all over for the past 90 minutes. I was still a little groggy but tried my best to play it cool. I jumped into the crowd of people walking up to her desk and slipped my wet ass quiz into the pile and tried to slip out unnoticed but the crutches made this impossible. Professor calls me by name and holds me back. Shit I’m busted. She asks if I’m “taking anything for this” gesturing at my entire body. “Just some mild pain killers. I’m fine. ” “You sure? Cuz you just sat down and stained at that beige painting on the wall like it was a Picasso for an hour and a half” I don’t even remember what ended up happening after this conversation except I obviously failed the quiz but was given a chance to retake another day for half points. I do know I needed my mom to come to the college and pick me up cuz I could barley walk in the end. TL;DR popped a Percocet right before unwittingly walking into a pop quiz high as a kite.

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I [20F] had plans this May. Specifically, they were to go to Spain for about a week, visit some museums, and finish by going to the F1 race. I already had my race ticket bought, hostel planned, and a solid budget. But today, in my college dorm, I get a call from my dad. I’m no longer allowed to go to Spain. Apparently, they’d talked it over, including with my grandma, and they didn’t it was safe for me to be in a foreign country alone. For context: I am capable. I am an adult, have no restrictions to my capability, am intelligent and resourceful etc. I was learning Spanish and working out in preparation for the trip. I was *ready.* Naturally, I’m not happy about his counteroffer—he takes me to a different race. I won’t get into any of the specifics of what we worked out (it’s all F1 jargon anyway) but we decided on something. And then I take a step back. After we hung up, I begin to feel really awful. My parents just went behind my back and pulled the rug out from under me. They were fine letting me go until my grandma spoke up, and now they decide they don’t respect my autonomy as a person. I am an *adult*, I am using *my own money* to visit museums and a race, putting in effort to learn and better myself before it. I call dad back. I tell him that I’m fine with the deal and I won’t push Barcelona further, but that I’m not happy that they didn’t think I was capable of being a responsible adult. That conversation ends up going exactly nowhere. I talk with my friends over some Panda Express, and they tell me in no uncertain terms that I need to stand up to them and not let my parents steamroll me. That I cannot settle for their replacement, and that I have a right to do what I want as an adult. So I call dad again. I state the points my friends told me, how I’m really upset that my own parents think I’m naïve and unable to take care of myself on my own. Dad informs me that grandma was throwing some sort of fit, and he concedes to a better deal. I take it. This is where I mess up. I call grandma. The way I see it, she’s the one I have a problem with. She went behind my back to get my trip cancelled, but I am mature and will confront *her* instead of complaining to mom like she did. I, and I make sure to do this tactfully and politely, tell her that I’m an adult and don’t appreciate her going behind my back to get my plans canceled. She tells me that I should respect my elders and she has experience that I’ll learn in time. I ask her why she thinks Barcelona is more dangerous than Chicago (the city I live near and have been through alone.) Eventually it comes out that her neighbor, whom I have met exactly once, was a an undercover DEA officer in Detroit and *he* would never let *his* granddaughters travel alone abroad. I’m so glad that now my personal decision is being made not by me, not by my parents, not even by my grandparents, but by an ex-fed who lives on my grandparents’ street. I get more upset, and my voice is cracking over the phone. I let my grandparents know that this is not their place to decide, and it *definitely* isn’t the neighbor’s place to dictate *my* travel plans, and hang up. Apparently my mom had to deal with a long phone call from grandma, crying, after that. Mom called me a bitch. Maybe I am. But I was crying too, still feel betrayed and maligned, and disrespected. A review of my peers, who got the story as it unfolded, sided with me, but they know me. In any case, I feel bad. I even had to have my closest friend store my weed for me so I can’t get to it—I don’t want to use it all up in an attempt to feel better. That’s kind of besides the point, but I wanted to mention it. Even woke up with a hangover today. It’s been *great.* TL;DR: My plans get changed, so I confront the person responsible, who happens to be my grandma and is now crying. *But OP, why couldn’t you just go anyway?: My parents help pay for my college. I can’t risk them cutting me off. Also, that would be a sure fire way to *never* be taken on a vacation or F1 race with them as a family again, and I have too-low self esteem to value my independence over that.*

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First of all I have to say, weed related products including CBD are illegal in the place I live, so most people never tried them and have no idea what getting stoned feels like. A few weeks ago me and some colleagues went to karaoke and there was a girl that I thought we had a spark. We sang and played happily and by the end I was so drunk that I just hugged her, she seemed fine with it. After the party I approached her but she didn't seem interested. So I moved on. Then yesterday a friend told me that girl was asking if I was interested to go karaoke again, I was like sure why not. The moment I arrived I noticed that she was with a date. Well, good for her. Feeling awkward my stupid ass thought that maybe some THC can help. I knew I have a relatively low tolerance for THC because I was always way more high than my friends that we intake the same amount of edibles. I have this vape pen that I have to carefully count how many seconds I inhale though it or I will be gone. Guess what, I greened out. At the very beginning of the party I just sat there saying nothing staring at the table, all the others have no fucking clue what was going on and just assumed I act weird because of the girl. I tried explaining, very slowly that I was high. And one guy just toke my vape pen and start vaping, like a few big hits. This mf looked at me like nothing happened, and the others also looked at me sceptically. Omfg this is fucking embarrassing, I waited like a hour or two to get my shit together and left that fucking nightmare. Also a fucking bad trip man. TL;DR Acting weird after seeing my crush with a date but was actually stoned.

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Happened over the weekend. So I found out 3 of my favorite bands that I've been trying to see for years are having a 10 year anniversary tour around the country. I found out 24 hours after tickets went live that the concert was a thing. My city was 55% sold within 50 minutes of ticket sales going live and then sold out within 5 hours and the organizers didn't decide to make a second sho after seeing the demand. In conversation with the person I've been crushing on hard for a good while now, who has tickets, sat ther said "oh look at mister salty" well I was venting my frustrations. Typing that out makes it pretty obvious I'm barking up the wrong tree there thankfully, but does change the peak fuck up. In my desperation I checked all the event pages trying to find tickets for sale.... and instead of finding a scalper, turns out it was scammer instead. So, acting on pure emotion and no second thoughts due to desperation and too much faith in people, I got scammed out of $70 because I purposely ignored every instinct in my body saying it was dodgy. All because I haven't seen these bands before because of either COVID or personal injury. Bank knows about it now and still NC with the "crush" TL;DR: Gave into my desperation for concert tickets, sent $70 for a ticket just to be blocked by the "seller", and realised I've wasted a good 8 months crushing on someone who really doesn6 give 2 fucks about me all in 1 weekend.

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Well this actually happened Friday, but I've been cringing to myself just thinking about it. I was on a Webex call with three other folks at work. And while I was on the call, I was multitasking. I saw an email from this other guy and it made me pretty upset. Let's just say, the email caused me to get very stressed out about a certain situation. It wasn't related to the call Can't remember what I said exactly, but I probably dropped the F-bomb a few times and then one of the managers dropped me an IM saying, "you're off mute." OMG, I was mortified. I apologized profusely and explained there was another situation I was dealing with. They seemed understanding but I really hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass. Has anyone have this happen to them? I'm worried that I'll get in huge trouble over it. TL;DR: cursed on Webex call about an email I got, didn't realize I was off mute, and now I feel like an ass and am worried about the consequences.

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TIFU by falling asleep wearing my glasses

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Blew it with a hot girl

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TIFU by spreading my hole to shit.

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TIFU, by showing my dad my favourite youtuber

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10j6la0/tifu_by_showing_my_dad_my_favourite_youtuber/

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Tifu by video calling a girl I met on tinder

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Obligatory it happened 2 days back. My (18f) friends and I went drinking 2 days back. My best friend Sasha’s (18f)boyfriend (20m) also came with us. I am a major lightweight and got drunk very fast. I was going around biting people who were with us and ended up biting Sasha’s boyf really badly to the extent that he has bite marks. I tried to laugh it off but when Sasha told me it wasn’t funny, I felt guilty and started crying. Sasha’s boyfriend at that time told me that it was ok. Yesterday I met Sasha and her boyfriend but we didn’t really talk because we were at a friend’s father’s funeral. Today Sasha was very distant from me which I of course understood so I also gave her some space. I spoke to Sasha’s boyfriend and tried to apologise but he told me that we weren’t going to be cool for quite a while now. The last time I got drunk and out of control was around 10 months back when I decided not to drink to lose control ever again. It was a happy day so I drank and regretted it so much. I feel like I may have messed up the best friendship in my life with Sasha because of something as horrible as alcohol. TLDR: got drunk and bit my best friend’s boyfriend and potentially ruined the best friendship I’ve had till date.

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TIFU by getting drunk

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0.33

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10j72v2/tifu_by_getting_drunk/

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Reformed_Narcissist

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1674461954

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Happened about an hour ago. Context: a year or two ago, I went on a ski trip. My shoes were too tight and bent my left big toenail backwards in half. It stayed intact though, so I just left it be. A few weeks ago, I noticed my toe nail was soft. It was so soft that I created an indent with my fingernail. This indent turned into a gash. No pain occurred but my toenail looked unhealthy. A few days ago, I proceeded to remove half my toenail (more like 2/3 of it but whatever). No pain occurred but afterwards my remaining nail just looked dirty. So yeah, I decided to remove it today. I took the edge and started wiggling it, Pain! But, even passes my internal monologue of “what the hell am I doing? This could create permanent injury. Why didn’t I do research about this beforehand?” I obstinately continued. It just looked ugly! I didn’t want just part of a toenail. So, I continued. I got a toe nail clipper when it became too much, and then when it was done. I showered. As I look upon my stinging big toe that is on my foot, I realize this is going to hurt as I walk. And I walk miles everyday. I am so fucked. TLDR: part of a bad toenail “fell” off. Wanted to remove the remaining “healthy” part. Now my foot is in pain and will continue to hurt for the whole month whenever I walk/run.

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305536

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TIFU by intentionally ripping out the rest of my toenail (possibly NSFL)

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0.58

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10j7iqr/tifu_by_intentionally_ripping_out_the_rest_of_my/

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/r/tifu/comments/10j89mp/tifu_causing_some_accidental_property_damage/

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TIFU Causing Some Accidental Property Damage Before Big Bosses Site Visit

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10j89mp/tifu_causing_some_accidental_property_damage/

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t5_2to41

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TIFU by having sex with the school thot.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10j8esx/tifu_by_having_sex_with_the_school_thot/

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JC1812

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1674468378

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reddit.com

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10jnibs

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10jnibs/rtifu_predictions_tournament/

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r/tifu Predictions Tournament

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0.98

https://reddit.com/r/tifu/predictions?tournament=tnmt-99c08594-0a61-48e6-91d4-f5c3a4f09933

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/r/tifu/comments/10j9br8/tifu_by_declining_a_job_only_for_the_client_to/

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r/tifu

18305534

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TIFU by declining a job only for the client to fail. I would have done better but I feared failing him but he ended up failing

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/r/tifu/comments/10j9nxr/tifu_by_declining_someones_request_in_his_hour_of/

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TIFU by declining someone’s request in his hour of need.

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TIFU by declining someone’s request in his hour of need.

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TIFU by declining someone’s request in his hour of need.

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TIFU by convincing a friend that I have a fatal disease

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10j9u6p/tifu_by_convincing_a_friend_that_i_have_a_fatal/

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So I just got home from this and, well I thought I'd write about it. I was walking around at about 8:30 PM, I don't typically tend to do walks that often but when I do it means it's probably extremely hot inside and I need a break of fresh air. See, I was talking to my boyfriend and letting him decide which direction I was going in. They mostly said forward so I ended up walking to my school! I asked them if I should break into the school, she said yes since it could be fun but I noticed some hesitancy in ver voice. But it's alright, I didn't worry about it to much. Nothing bad can happen, right? I was completely and utterly wrong. I crawled through the fence because I was skinny enough to go through it, no biggie. I can crawl right out when I need to! I walked a bit before I got to a door, I opened it and it was just my regular old school hallway, obviously the gates were done up and the doors were locked though. See. I'm autistic and I have a big thing for open doors, they really annoy me and if their not closed. I panic. Anyway, walked through the door. Closed it and looked around a bit, my boyfriend had to go and everything else was closed off so why not just leave anyway? So I did that. I put my hand on the handle and held it down. It did not budge. Obviously my first thing to do was panic, what the hell was I supposed to do now? My life has not been that long since I'm under 18 and I'm quite a safe person believe it or not. So this utterly scared me shitless. As a teenager, I obviously didn't want to call my parents so they can yell at me cuz I do not do good at yelling. And I can't call the cops cuz...No. So I texted my friend within walking distance and asked if they could maybe climb gates. They were a little bit shocked when I told them what was going on, however I was extremely lucky and he drove over. There was a lot of running around and shit to find out where I was and how they could get over the gate but they finally did it, and then they opened the door. I thanked them profusely before quickly leaving back home without telling my parents. Probably should've but I didn't. I was an idiot, that is that. And now I think I'm afraid of closing doors. And now have claustrophobia. TL;DR: I broke into my school because I wanted to see how it was, got locked inside and now I'm deathly terrified of closing doors.

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305533

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TIFU By Breaking Into My School.

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0.35

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10ja200/tifu_by_breaking_into_my_school/

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18305533

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TIFU by telling my GF about the sketch that drew for my ex-girlfriend

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/r/tifu/comments/10ja79v/tifu_by_telling_my_girlfriend_about_the_sketch/

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deleted

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305534

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TIFU by telling my girlfriend about the sketch that I drew for my ex-girlfriend

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0.5

null

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some_ads

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krishi2202

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1674476288

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1674495626.0

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10jb51b

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Context : My mom was pretty upset with the news she received recently of my uncle ( mom’s brother) being in the. hospital for a brain stroke. She was cranky and couldn’t sleep since a few nights. So I decided to sleep next to her & comfort her. Now before sleeping she was in a sad mood and she asked me what will me and dad do if she is gone and I jokingly said that I might get a new wife for dad. She laughed at it too and we soon went to sleep. Cut to 5.15 am, she started shouting in her sleep and I tried to wake her up and she accidentally punched me in the gut and woke up. She saw what she did and immediately started crying and apologising profusely. I said it was alright and tried to calm her down and gave her some water and made her sleep. Now when I woke up in the morning , She still seemed quite sad so I asked her what was wrong and she said the nightmare was that of her dying and my dad remarried and that everyone was happy without her. I felt so bad and also wanted to laugh but she seemed so genuinely sad that I realised my lil joke fucked up her lil sleep even more. I will try to make it up to her today. Lesson learnt. TL:DR : Mom was upset before sleep. I joked that I might get a new mom if she is gone . Mom got nightmare of the same & punched me in the gut when I tried to wake her up and upset her more. Edit: Took my mom out shopping and some fun dinner later and binging on Shark tank on the tv right now. She feels better now:)

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305535

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TIFU by joking with my mom before sleep and giving the poor woman a nightmare which ended up in her punching me in the sleep & then crying and apologising.

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0.94

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10jb51b/tifu_by_joking_with_my_mom_before_sleep_and/

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10jbbcd/tifu_by_looking_at_my_exs_reddit_account/

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null

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deleted

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[deleted]

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305535

public

None

TIFU by looking at my ex’s Reddit account.

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0.33

null

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some_ads

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Ovian

t2_y1sf6

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False

1674478027

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self.tifu

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10jbo5w

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10jbo5w/tifu_by_building_a_home_on_our_already_owned/

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null

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1676231552

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305535

public

None

TIFU by building a home on our already owned property

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0.5

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10jbo5w/tifu_by_building_a_home_on_our_already_owned/

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some_ads

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Ovian

t2_y1sf6

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1674478163

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self.tifu

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10jbpn1

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38

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10jbpn1/tifu_by_buying_a_house_from_a_company_that_is_a/

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1676231551

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So TIFU was about 6 months ago. We have a property (650m²) in germany and we basically f'd up by building a house on it.We have about 75.000 € saved and the best credit we got was split in two credits. 1. Bausparvertrag (Home saving contract) 210.000 € at 1.5% for 20 years and then that would be paid off. We can pay as much money as we want into that credit to get rid of it faster. 2. Credit from the Bank 225.000 € at 2.2% for 33 years, but with worse % (2.2%) it was a bit after ukraine war started when % started rising. So now we will have a house soon (148 m²) with no basement, no garage only a carport and everything built "small" so we can afford to build it. I am so sad because we have a huge debt that we can obviously pay off ( I get 2800 €, my wife 2200 € a month) and we pay the bank 1300 € each month, but still... we should have waited. We have a huge debt for such a small house. Currently it is big enough. We have no children and we have two empty rooms. But most people who build have extra parents bathroom, kids bathroom, another shower in the visitors toilet, a basement, a garage,... and we don't have anything alike. We built what we could afford and it is small. And it is next to a church which is annoying to "normal" people. I am not religious but the sound doesn't bother me. Welp, now we are stuck here forever. TLDR: Got a big credit debt for a small house that nas no space. Paying 435.000 € credit debt back with 1300 € a month. We can't sell the house because there is a church nearby which doesn't bother us, but is quite noisy. So nobody is interested in it.

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305535

public

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TIFU by buying a house from a company that is a bit too small in the future and can't sell cause of the church

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0

[]

0.56

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10jbpn1/tifu_by_buying_a_house_from_a_company_that_is_a/

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Yeah, let's start with that - I am autistic. I have hard time reading people, which includes if they get my jokes, and people sometimes have a hard time reading me. So my teacher asked what my classmate wants for birthday. Then me, the genius, with the tone I usually use for pretending I'm offended by smth my friend says, asked ''Wow and where's our birthday gifts then?'' The teacher then said ''Well, she invited me. If you wanted something you should've invited me''. Well, the thing is - on my birthday instead of party we had a funeral for my grandma. I'm pretty chill about the fact though, and sometimes bring it up as a punchline. So I obviously continued by asking ''Would you like to go on a funreal of someone you don't know?'' And then another classmate asked ''Sorry that happend but what does that have to do with anything?''. I didn't know what to say and what they meant exactly so I just looked at them and tilted my head to show that, they repeated and I still didn't catch up what is going on and just repeated the head tilt. The classmate sighed, looked away and I spent rest of the class pretty anxious about what they meant. Now that some time passed I'm still not sure but I think I may have offended them? Or it was a way of making fun of me. Anyway should've kept my mouth shut, I get embaressed thinking about it. Idk how I'll face the classmate tomorrow. TL;DR: got embaressed because I tried to joke about my grandma's funearl

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This is not a huge TIFU, but I am genuinely not sure what to do. This is for a college art class, I needed to write an assignment about michaelangelo and how his personality affected his art. I have been told many times to my teacher to do this essay and to get it in. I've been told a months in advance that I had this essay. I had a huge problem with procrastinating on assignments and the teacher and I had a discussion about it earlier in the year, but I completely forgot about this over the weekend. Would this be wrong if "I asked if I finished it today?" I feel like that would be a bad idea, considering I had a long time to do it and she's not going to give me a chance. I'm kind of afraid to ask. I'm not sure if she would except that. She's a good teacher don't get me wrong, she is just strict sometimes. Do you think if I just turn it in she would grade it? What's the best approach? Should I just leave it? TL;DR: I forgot to turn in an essay that I was told and reminded about multiple times and not sure if I should ask to finish it Edit: she put in private comments saying "NAME!!!! This should have been done this last night!" I should add I'm in a college level class on high school

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This happened two days ago, and I couldn't make this up if I tried. Last Saturday, my daughter (10f) was allowed to have 6 friends spend the night for her birthday. We have one of those large "old timey" popcorn machines in our house, so we fired it up so the girls could eat popcorn while watching a movie. After the movie was over, they went up to my daughter's room to get ready for bed, and I started cleaning up the living room. I noticed there was one small spilt pile of popcorn on the floor, and in my infinite wisdom, I thought "hey, I just vacuumed like 2 hours ago, floor is clean, I'll just grab it and eat it instead of walking all the way to the trash." When I bite down, I encounter something HARD, like really hard and way too big to be a popcorn kernel. I spit it out into my hand and its a freaking MOLAR, as in a human tooth. At first I think its mine, but after a quick check I realize all my teeth are accounted for. So I asked the girls and it turns out one of my daughters friends lost their tooth during the movie and just casually put it on the ground next to her and forgot about it. I had some random 10 year old's tooth in my mouth. Of course all the girls thought this was HILARIOUS (and not absolutely revolting like I did), so they proceed to tell every parent the story during pick up the next morning. You never realize how much a molar looks like popcorn until its already in your mouth. Fun times.... TLDR: Ate popcorn off the floor of my living room during my daughter's sleepover and her friends lost tooth was in it.

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Obligatory: this happened a little over a year ago. I had recently signed up for a popular dating app and matched with a lovely Venezuelan girl, let's call her "F". She was very sweet, and had recently moved to the US. We chatted in the app a bit and hit it off. Her replies were sometimes worded slightly oddly, but since I assumed English was probably not her first language, I didn't think much of it at all. I even asked if she would like to switch to chatting in Spanish, and she readily agreed. I know a *tiny* bit of Spanish (like, the amount you learn going to High School in the Southern US), so I got good at using Google Translate to help me out. Fast forward a week or so later, we were clicking in the app and decided to meet up. I met her at her job (a casino) as she was getting off work. The casino parking lot was rather large so I called her for the first time to coordinate exactly which section to meet up in. The conversation went something like this: >"Hey F! It's me PythonPuzzler! I'm near the main entrance, where exactly should I pick you up?" >"...<silence>..." >"Um, hello?" >"...Lo siento. No hablo Inglés." At this point, I realize that she doesn't speak *any* English, and must have been doing exactly what I did, which was to use Google Translate. I was a little surprised that she didn't mention it before, but I thought: maybe she assumed I knew more Spanish than I actually did (even though I told her I was using Google Translate), and that we would be able to converse in Spanish. I decided not to bail and just give things a shot. I'd always wanted to brush up on my Spanish anyways, here was the perfect opportunity. (It's also possible the crop-top she was wearing factored into my decision. We may never know.) So we went on the date, and ended up having a great time. Yes, it was awkward having our phones out the whole date to facilitate communication, but it's amazing what you can put up with and/or get used to when hormones are involved. Fast forward to the first time we were in bed together. She was very vocal and, of course, spoke Spanish. Most of what she would say I understood and expected, "si..si" and "ay papi" etc... But there was one thing she kept saying that confused me: "rico". Sometimes she would repeat it several times. Now, I knew that "rico" in Spanish is the masculine form of "rich", as in wealthy. So I thought, maybe this is an idiomatic expression I'm not familiar with, something that Latina girls say to express delight or satisfaction? Somewhat similar to how in English we would (sarcastically) say "Oh that's rich" where "rich" doesn't really have anything to do with the original meaning. (Not the best analogy, I'm just pointing out how in idioms words can change meaning). I thought it was either that or this girl believed I was wealthy and that turned her on? In any case, I never brought it up. When you have to run 95% of your communication through an app you tend to be judicious about which topics to bring up. Questioning her dirty-talk was not something that cleared the bar. We dated for several weeks, and I think this happened either every time or almost every time we were in bed. Again, I wasn't paying much attention to it because I thought I had an explanation. Things didn't work out between us, but it's not relevant to the TIFU. Anyways, several months ago I was speaking to a friend of mine who is much more intelligent than I am. We were telling stories about sexy/funny things you've said/heard in bed, so I brought this up as something odd, but explained my reasoning that "It must be something Latina girls say in bed." Her face has been contorting the whole time I'm telling the story, but when I get to my "explanation", she loses her shit laughing at me. I'm confused, but when she (finally) manages to compose herself she says, "Oh honey, that's not something they say, that's a **NAME**". Suddenly two things hit me: "Rico" is Spanish for "Richard", and I am a **fucking** idiot. I have **no** idea what this girl was thinking obviously, but my best guess is that she called out an ex's name accidentally, but then when I didn't react to it, she just rolled with it. Either that or she just never gave a fuck. Doesn't really matter, either way, I was a "Rico" substitute for weeks without realizing it. Rico, if you're reading this down in Venezuela, F is clearly not over you. TL;DR A Venezuelan chick kept calling out "rico" during sex. I thought it was just something Latina girls say in bed, but it was another dude's name. EDIT: Oh my God. Some of you are pointing out that I was actually correct in my original assumption. I just Googled "things Latina girls say in bed" and "Qué rico" was on the first site. Today I fucked up a TIFU post, sorry! EDIT 2: Also, Rico is *not* Spanish for Richard. That's Ricardo. JFC, I could not have fucked this up more if I tried. To all those asking, I had never heard the song "Rico Suave", but I *have* heard the phrase, which I assumed meant a smooth lover, like Casanova, but I also thought it was a name. Like, "Ricky Smooth" or something.

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Went out with a couple friends to a karaoke bar, and as karaoke bars go, it was very loud and it wasn't easy hearing everything. Was having tons of fun, putting a couple of songs in, my turn comes up and I just tried my best and had fun doing it. Fast forward to the end of the song, a cute lady talks to me and said something about a snap or whatever - I literally heard "blah, blah, blah, snap, blah". My cro-magnon brain decided that it's time to play it off coolly instead of asking her what she said, I snapped my fingers a couple of times, and did finger guns (I bet most of you already got how I fumbled this one up, and I probably looked lame doing it too...oh god why). I was going to talk to her right after though but I just wanted to have a bit of liquid courage, and for some reason one of my friends was more excited than I was and started to do this thing were I guess he was trying to hype me up, but it was having the opposite effect, and the moment I've gathered my thoughts and turned around, she was gone with her group. Never really had a good opportunity to approach her the rest of the night (just added the rest of the story in here case anyone asks why I didn't try approaching her afterwards). So yeah, the moment I realized I screwed up was when I went to the bathroom a bit later. Funny enough, there was a line to the men's bathroom and everyone was just chatting with everyone, and one of them asked for my "snap" (Snapchat). And then it clicked...and my brain literally went "oh, snap." I don't use Snap much, but I could've given my Insta. Oh well. Would've been nice to get to know her, but brain go boom. 🫠🫠🫠 TL;DR - cute lady talked to me and said something about snap, didn't understand what she said, snapped my fingers and did lame finger guns, and didn't realize until very later that she might have been asking for my Snapchat.

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I’ve applied for a better job and really excited by it. Had a few remote interviews on Teams and now through to the final round in person on site. Today was the big day! Two different interviews then a walk round the site. Everything felt good and I was really optimistic. At the end the hiring manager took me back to the reception area and for some completely bizarre reason I decided to walk backwards whilst saying goodbye to him. I did hear the shout of “watch out” in stereo but too late and I crashed into someone, knocking her coffee all over her white shirt. I then found out she was the Head of Operations aka the hiring manager’s boss’s boss! So that was nice! I’ve not yet heard back from them! UPDATE: I got the job! They’ve just made me an offer at more than my target salary and I’ve accepted! Off to celebrate with something a bit stronger than coffee! Thanks everyone! TL;DR at my job interview I wasn’t looking where I was going and bumped into someone very senior and spilled her coffee all over her.

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When I first started secondary school in Britain, I’m from the uk it’s a normal thing for the yr7s to get bullied it’s almost expected. When my mam sent me off to school the first day she asked me if I was wearing knickers and I said yeah what are you on about mum and she says your are likely to get a few wedgies today. And I said to her what? What’s a wedgie? And I kid you not she was like are you joking and I was like no she started laughing and said oh love be sure to ask a yr9 that today and sent me off. By the end of the day it was bugging me so I ended up asking this group of girls what it was at break. Oh was I in for it … my mam was in stitches laughing when I came home and told her. It happened several times after that cause once it happens once it tends to happen after that. I realize now how stupid it was to ask I honesty deserved it I mean who asked that lol But ya I’ve been a frequent target since then. My mam was joking she didn’t expect me to actually ask and little did I know it was going to be a yr9 Tl;dr accidentally got myself bullied the beginning day of secondary school cause I was a muppet should have used google

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Tifu my first day of secondary school

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TIFU by tazing myself.

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TIFU by cleaning my cat’s anus.

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Earlier this morning, I noticed a small amount of fecal matter in my cat’s anus. She often has her tail up in the air, especially when she’s meowing for treats. I proceeded to grab a wipe and the cat, and gently cleaned the area. It was in that moment that she squirted out a foul smelling poop spray onto my pants and the carpet. To make matters worse, her brother cat came over and started licking it up off the floor before I had the opportunity to clean it! And I thought dogs were gross… In my previous experiences of cleaning her area (because her brother cat often spooks her while she’s conducting business), she’s expressed her unhappiness to be fair. But never like this! I was under the impression that cats were clean little angels. Today, I fucked up and learned otherwise. 🐈 💨 TL;DR: noticed some goblins on my cat’s rear, so I cleaned it off and was sprayed with poop.

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TIFU by cleaning my cat’s anus.

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TIFU by helping my BF cook after a crappy night

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Okay, well, it happened over the weekend. I (22F) am staying with my BF (24M) of six months while going back and forth from college. This weekend I drove to our apartment and parked the car on the side of the street. Later we get a call from his mother saying that a car’s side mirror was left in front of our door. Long story short, someone had hit my car in a drunken accident and drove off. The side mirror that came off was theirs, but my car also took some damages. I quickly became upset, and just wanted to relax the rest of the night. My BF offered a margarita just to help calm my nerves and I took him up on the offer. For context, I take abilify to help with my bipolar disorder. For those that don’t know, that medicine and alcohol don’t always mix. For me, it gets me “double drunk,” or just drunk quicker. So, I usually just take small sips when I have a drink, and usually I only get sleepy. However, this time my BF put in more Tequila than usual. I was handed the drink and I began to suck it down. I was so thirsty from driving for three hours. I also hadn’t had much to eat yet and my taste buds were craving something sweet. I mention about half the way down the drink that we needed food. My BF goes to make some mac and cheese just to get something in our stomachs. Eventually he calls me over to come drain the pasta. Since I am scared of holding the strainer and having water being poured towards my hands, I usually hold the pot and pour it in. However, this time when I stood up, I realized I was F-ed up. Really fucked up. But in my head I kept telling myself “you’re just draining pasta, you can do this. I was handed the pot of pasta, I saw the strainer, and I just began to pour… all over myself. Boiling water directly into my crotch area. I yelled and all I remember next was removing my pants and putting a wet towel between my legs. I had given myself 2nd/3rd degree burns on my upper thighs and just barely missed my poor coochie. My BF was freaking out, also drunk, and not sure what to do. So we ended up adding ointment to the areas, having band-aids, and just waiting. My right thigh is nice and red while my left thigh has dark areas and bubbling. So lesson learned: eat first and then drink. TL:DR- I got drunk, tried to pour pasta into drainer, and ended up getting burned in my tighs

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My wife and I adopted a kitten when he was four months old. We’re a same sex couple, and his foster home was made up of a woman and her mother. Most of the cat rescue organization he came from is made up of women as well. He is super cute, orange and kind of dumb. He thinks ponytails or long hair are toys, and he likes to sit on the backs of chairs or couches and groom us or chase my wife’s ponytail. It’s not like he bites or hurts, so it’s fine, let him have fun. I generally try to patronize and buy from women-owned brands and stores. Also, I don’t get out much. My dad and I don’t get along because he has anger issues. I do have male friends, but one is across the country from me, and the other moved to South Korea. My only brother lives in DC. When we get pet sitters, we use a friend of my wife’s, who is single for the past year or so. My family has also learned to do many tasks at home ourselves, like repairs and cooking from scratch. Deliveries come to the apartment entrance where kitten is not allowed. One day, the kitten was having trouble with transitioning to better quality food. He had it out both ends and seemed tired, though still full of beans (and farts!) Worried, I made a vet appointment for the Saturday, since that day was cat-only at the office and I didn’t want the little guy to be scared. So I took him to the vet. The main owner and vet was running things that day. The vet is one of the only dudes I know locally, aside from an elderly neighbor my kitten has not met. Kitten saw a much taller, odd-smelling human with a full beard, and was freaked out! Not aggressive, but he looked so confused by…maleness, I guess? When the vet picked him up. Vet is great, very good with all animals But Mr. Kitty found the one similar thing on this new strange human- hair! A long bit of it hanging down, although it was in front, not back. He loves hair and thinks everything is a toy… Yep. Kitten reared back, batted at, and chomped on the vet’s beard as if it were a ponytail! But this beard was considerably shorter. Yep. He accidentally took a fucking CHOMP on the vet’s chin! I started laughing and looked like a psycho, until I could be coherent enough to explain how my kitten got his wires crossed. Luckily, the vet was not mad for long. I left with probiotics for kitten, and instructions to try to socialize him with men. I realized only then that kitten had NEVER seen any guys before, ever. TL;DR: Accidentally raised a kitten to dislike men and chomp beards, by being an independent-minded lesbian who lets kitten play with hair.

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TIFU by accidentally turning my kitten into a lesbian separatist

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Obligatory mention that this happened over winter break. Wife and I are planning a trip to Taiwan. Over many years she has used the term sub-tropical to describe Taiwan and to explain the weather (mostly about it being hot or humid). Over and over I’ve heard her describe Taiwan as sub-tropical. So when we started planning our trip I was packing like I was going to Hawaii. Shorts, t-shirts, beach clothing. Didn’t know that sub-tropical is basically the same weather as the lower half of the US. Luckily she asks me what I’m packing and advised me to bring some jeans and long sleeved shirts. Had to wear the same stuff a bit more than intended and definitely felt foolish with all my “sub-tropical” clothes that went unused. But luckily didn’t freeze my ass off. TLDR: TIFU by not knowing that sub-tropical is not the same as tropical and packed for a sub-tropical trip with tropical clothing!

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Obligatory FU happened this weekend, maybe six months ago (depending on if we use purchase date or first use). I ended up moving in with a cousin after my divorce. She had a room for rent, and i was trying to start over in my mid forties. Being she was located in Southern California, it made financial sense to both of us. Over the next six months, we ended up becoming the best of friends. That summer, she found a lump in her arm pit. Ate was diagnosed with stage 2C breast cancer a few weeks later. The cancer was aggressive enough (along with having BRCA gene) that she had a double mastectomy, as well as radiation burning a hole through her chest that never healed. The doctor recommended a lat flap (they cut a piece of your back out at the lattismus dorsi, or your lats if you’re unaware) and place it into the chest to replace the muscle/skin). Along with a half dozen other surgeries, including reconstruction…she’s in consistent pain. Her daily pain rates a 6, at minimum. She’s not too into pills (already raises a minimum of 12 every day just due to the cancer alone) so she tried a cbd tincture to begin with. It helped, but over the years it just didn’t do enough. When she worked her way to thc/cbd tinctures is when she started to really began to feel normal again. Her body would start to crack, muscles able to stretch again, and she could walk without being in pain. She now takes tinctures with thc after work to be able to relax. However, as time and tolerance go on, i notice that she’s now starting to take full droppers. She almost always ends up being able to move like she used to before the diagnosis, but the idea that she is going to using a full dropper seemed like it was time to up the dosage. So, here’s where i fucked up. My job requires random drug testing, and i haven’t used weed since the early 2000s. To say i have no tolerance is an understatement. It’s even more of an understatement to say i had no idea in just how far the strength of thc has increased over the near 20 years since i was a regular. I went into the local dispensary and explained her situation. The budtender recommended me some options, but i figured i would do her a solid. I bought her the strongest stuff they had, and explained that her tolerance must be high because of the dosage she takes. They give her some stuff called the Remedy. I gave it to her that night, and explained just that…it’s the strongest tincture they had at the store. She thanked me, and put it with her other bottle that she hadn’t finished. However, we ended up moving shortly after as our landlord sold the house. Somewhere in the move, that tincture was lost. We lost quite a bit and are still finding it months after moving. Fast forward to Friday night. I’m at work out of state, and she’s texting me that she’s on the way home from work. I’ve long forgotten about this tincture, and she’s using her normal brand that she’s had for the last year. Strangely enough, i don’t hear from her for the rest of the night. I thought that was strange, but she sometimes falls asleep in the recliner and wakes up later to go to bed. No big deal. At 5am, i get a text in the way to work asking if I’m awake. She took the tincture, thought it was crap after two hours…and then she felt it. She said it came out of nowhere, and she couldn’t focus. It knocked her out for five hours, and she was hallucinating. She woke up hallucinating, and fell asleep for another 5 hours. Note she’s awake talking to me. I asked her how much she took. She treated it like any of her other tincture in the past, and took AN ENTIRE DROPPER. She’s now back at work and finally coming down. The exact quote she sent me was “I’m going to punch you in the fucking face the next time i see you. Why are you trying to kill me?” She’s laughing it off now, but was so scared this weekend. She also had to attend mass at a Catholic Church yesterday, and was with her heavily religious family. Some highlights from her texts Saturday and Sunday: Dude - what the fuck. I feel like a cartoon character I swear they put acid in the bottle I watched my hands melt I think i need an exorcism I can feel my heart beating in my eyeballs This is all your fault when you think about it, and I’m gonna tell the lord SUNDAY I’m too high for this. I’m asking the lord to forgive me, and Uber to help me because i can’t drive. I swear if i see spirits swooping around, I’M OUT FUCK YOU CLOCK (accompanied with a photo of the car stereo that said the time was 4:20) MONDAY (coming down) I swear this shit is laced with LSD. How is it even legal? I took my meds yesterday and swore I felt cancer cells bursting inside of me when I did. Like honestly….what the fuck You know how i one i was fucked up? I was eating Sizzler…and as a foodie, I’m embarrassed. I thought I saw a saint wink at me in church TL;DR - cousin suffers pain from breast cancer. She takes tincture to help with her pain, and i assume she needs a much higher dose. I get her the strongest i can find, and she trips balls for 2* days, cusses me out for trying to kill her.

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