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[ "I never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the Big Bang.", "My apologies. What's your plan?" ]

[ "LEONARD", "SHELDON" ]

[ "How do I look?", "Could you be more specific?", "Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?" ]

[ "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "LEONARD" ]

[ "When I was a little boy and got sick, which was most of the time, my mother would read it to me.", "It's about an Indian princess who befriends a monkey who was mocked by all the other monkeys because he was different.", "For some reason, I related to it quite strongly.", "I know the reason.", "We all know the reason.", "Sheldon, what are you getting at?" ]

[ "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "PENNY", "LEONARD", "LEONARD" ]

[ "What, Sheldon? What, Sheldon?! What, Sheldon?!", "Tell me what you see here." ]

[ "LEONARD", "SHELDON" ]

[ "Ask me why.", "Do I have to?", "Of course. That's how you move a conversation forward.", "Why?", "The learning opportunities would be abundant.", "Additionally, I like having my belly scratched." ]

[ "SHELDON", "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "SHELDON" ]

[ "Everybody's staring at me.", "Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them.", "Unlikely.", "Here, what about this one for my nephew?", "A superb choice.", "Oh, great." ]

[ "PENNY", "LEONARD", "PENNY", "PENNY", "SHELDON", "PENNY" ]

[ "We did it. We have the west coast feed of hbo.", "Ooh,real sex.", "Big deal. Every time I watch that show, it's old women putting condoms on cucumbers.", "All right,let's see what's on the east coast feed.", "Dune." ]

[ "RAJ", "HOWARD", "RAJ", "LEONARD", "RAJ" ]

[ "and a super executive ant farm with glow-in-the-dark sand?", "- What if he buys his own desk?", "Yeah, what if I buy my own desk?", "- That's ridiculous.", "- Why?", "Because…", "Yes?", "It's my office." ]

[ "SHELDON", "HOWARD", "RAJ", "SHELDON", "RAJ", "SHELDON", "RAJ", "SHELDON" ]

[ "and pump it into his mom's Camry.", "Yeah, that's great. It's a funny story. Moving on.", "And Donnie was a rocket scientist compared to that boy who wanted to get beer pong into the olympics.", "What was his name, sweetheart?", "Curtis, and I'm pretty sure he was joking.", "I don't know. That petition looked real to me.", "Yeah, okay, I think this ends the ex-boyfriend portion of our evening." ]

[ "PERSON", "PENNY", "PERSON", "PERSON", "PENNY", "PERSON", "PENNY" ]

[ "Why not? It seems like you're improvising your entire curriculum.", "This is all about listening and responding.", "Gotcha.", "I'm going to create a character and a situation, and you just jump in when you feel it.", "All right.", "All right.", "Action.", "Okay, it's not a movie. It's improv. So no one calls \"action.\"" ]

[ "SHELDON", "PENNY", "SHELDON", "PENNY", "SHELDON", "PENNY", "SHELDON", "PENNY" ]

[ "The backwash into this glass is every pathogen that calls your mouth home, sweet home.", "Not to mention the visitors who arrive on the dancing tongue of your subtropical girlfriend.", "Hey! That's my sister and my country you're talking about.", "Leonard may have defiled one, but I won't have you talking smack about the other.", "You guys ready to order?" ]

[ "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "RAJ", "RAJ", "BERNADETTE" ]

[ "All-you-can-eat Last Supper Buffet. \nAnd my personal favorite, Gunning with God.", "What's Gunning with God? I'm afraid to ask.", "Oh, it is a hoot and a half.", "You write your sins on a clay pigeon, they fire 'em up in the air, and you pulverize them with a 12-gauge shotgun full of our Lord's forgiveness." ]

[ "PERSON", "LEONARD", "PERSON", "PERSON" ]

[ "Oh, no! I can't!", "Hurry! \nWe're running out of time!", "- Okay.", "Just do it!", "Oh, God!\nOne... two...\nthree!", "Trick or treat, bubbeleh.", "What?\n(laughing)" ]

[ "SHELDON", "BERNADETTE", "SHELDON", "BERNADETTE", "SHELDON", "HOWARD", "SHELDON" ]

[ "Uh, do you work with Dr. Hofstadter?", "In a way.", "We've kind of been involved in a five-year experiment.", "Oh. Well, you're lucky. He seems very talented.\nAnd I'm sure a lot of people want to work with him.", "Well, a lot of people can't.", "Uh, hey.", "Where are we going?" ]

[ "PERSON", "PENNY", "PENNY", "PERSON", "PENNY", "PENNY", "LEONARD" ]

[ "It was a compromise. I lost.", "Can you believe Stuart's walking around taking credit for this party?", "Who cares?", "What do you mean \"who cares\"? Look at what I pulled off here.\nThe deejay's on fire, there's a Tardis photo booth in the back room, and, oh, my God, the food!", "Stuart wanted Kraft Draculoni and cheese." ]

[ "SHELDON", "RAJ", "HOWARD", "RAJ", "RAJ" ]

[ "It's nice that all the people who are lonely on Valentine's Day can come here tonight and be together." ]

[ "RAJ" ]

[ "You know, I thought cleaning out a dead professor's office was gonna just be boring, but then I found his dentures and realized it's also gross." ]

[ "RAJ" ]

[ "If I were going to Hawaii, I'd spend all my time at the Keck Observatory.\nDid you know that the telescopes there have better resolution than the Hubble?", "Really?\nWant to go to Hawaii?", "Ladies?\nLadies...\nLadies?", "Come in.", "Ladies.", "What's up?" ]

[ "AMY", "PENNY", "SHELDON", "PENNY", "SHELDON", "PENNY" ]

[ "This one's from Joey, feels like a book, think itÕs a book. And itÕs a book!", "Oh its Dr. Suse.", "That book got me through some tough times", "There is a little child inside this man." ]

[ "RACHEL", "PHOEBE", "JOEY", "PERSON" ]

[ "Are you referring to my man's bag? At first it I thought it just look good. But its practical too, check it out! Its got compartments for all your stuff. Your wallet, your key, your addressbook." ]

[ "JOEY" ]

[ "So uh, does it do anything uh special?" ]

[ "ROSS" ]

[ "Hey" ]

[ "RACHEL" ]

[ "Hey", "So how was Joan?", "Broke up with her", "Why", "Don't tell me, because of the big nostril thing?" ]

[ "CHANDLER", "MONICA", "CHANDLER", "MONICA", "ROSS" ]

[ "Oh so pretty, this must have cost him a fortune.", "Oh c'mon Ross, remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and bought the ridiculosly expensive crustal duck?", "What did you just say?", "Crustal duck.", "No, no, no, the love part? Oh my god!" ]

[ "PHOEBE", "CHANDLER", "RACHEL", "CHANDLER", "RACHEL" ]

[ "You wanna hear something that sucks.", "Do I ever.", "Chris says they're closing down the bar." ]

[ "MONICA", "CHANDLER", "MONICA" ]

[ "One ticket to Yemen? Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket.", "I'm sorry sir, I don't understand." ]

[ "CHANDLER", "PERSON" ]

[ "Oh but look! That's gonna leave a stain!", "Rach! Hey! It's fine! You're at Joey's!", "Really?" ]

[ "RACHEL", "JOEY", "RACHEL" ]

[ "HEY!! Do you Oh come on! Morning's here! Morning's here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here! I" ]

[ "PERSON" ]

[ "Uhh, well I've got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. You got an extra one?", "Yeah, sure. Umm .. here.", "Great. You got anything that's not" ]

[ "JOEY", "RACHEL", "JOEY" ]

[ "I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus.", "Hi, here's the deal. We lost a carseat on a bus today." ]

[ "CHANDLER", "JOEY" ]

[ "spring vacation.", "spring vacation.", "Oh good.", "Look, I .. Look, I'm having a great time with you and I just don't want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us." ]

[ "PERSON", "ROSS", "PERSON", "ROSS" ]

[ "Okay. Let's use this brush.", "Okay. This stuff?", "Yeah." ]

[ "RACHEL", "ROSS", "RACHEL" ]

[ "Chandler. I sensed it was you.", "What?!", "Unagi. I'm always aware." ]

[ "ROSS", "CHANDLER", "ROSS" ]

[ "Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?", "It's just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!" ]

[ "PHOEBE", "PERSON" ]

[ "Very life-like and funny. Okay. Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady." ]

[ "JOEY" ]

[ "Where's Chandler?", "Oh, he needed some time to grieve.", "I'm free! I'm free!" ]

[ "RACHEL", "PHOEBE", "CHANDLER" ]

[ "May I see your boarding pass?", "Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.", "Oh, oooh. I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass." ]

[ "RACHEL", "PERSON", "RACHEL" ]

[ "It's one more thing in my life that's suddenly completely different. This is hard.", "Yeah I know." ]

[ "RACHEL", "ROSS" ]

[ "All right, I'm outta here!", "I'm kidding! I'm kidding!", "So were done then!" ]

[ "RACHEL", "MONICA", "RACHEL" ]

[ "Its Miami in June, only cats are wearing fur!", "You going out?" ]

[ "DOROTHY", "ROSE" ]

[ "Sorry I snapped at your Rose. It's just that I am upset, I am very upset.", "Is it because you threw Michael out?" ]

[ "DOROTHY", "ROSE" ]

[ "Oh Dorothy would please open this jar of nuts for me?", "You couldn't get it open?", "Oh I didn't try. I don't wanna risk cracking a nail." ]

[ "BLANCHE", "DOROTHY", "BLANCHE" ]

[ "Oh, good Lord.", "God, that's a good song." ]

[ "SHELDON", "LEONARD" ]

[ "He switched over to high-energy radiation research, had a little mishap, and now the other guys are uncomfortable sitting next to him.", "You're in?", "Yeah, sure, why not?", "Great, we rehearse on Tuesdays at your place.", "Why at my place?", "Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot zone.", "Nice meeting you.", "Yeah, you, too.\nLeonard, I didn't know you played the cello." ]

[ "PERSON", "PERSON", "LEONARD", "PERSON", "LEONARD", "PERSON", "PERSON", "PENNY" ]

[ "I'm with you. I just have to make sure if I'm a synthetic human I'd still be Jewish.", "I promised my mother.", "I suppose you could have your android penis circumcised.", "But that's something your rabbi would have to discuss with the manufacturer." ]

[ "HOWARD", "HOWARD", "RAJ", "RAJ" ]

[ "That's enough.", "Call me.", "Right.", "Okay, good night.", "What?", "Had a great time. Ciao." ]

[ "PERSON1", "PERSON1", "LEONARD", "PENNY", "PERSON2", "PENNY" ]

[ "Hey, guys, I need to use your TV.", "What's wrong with your TV?" ]

[ "PENNY", "SHELDON" ]

[ "Who touched my…", "Penny! Penny did it.", "Why would you do that?", "I don't know. I was hungry?\nWhat's the big deal?" ]

[ "SHELDON", "HOWARD", "SHELDON", "PENNY" ]

[ "So my friend Leonard is gonna take you home.", "Okay. Let's go, friend Leonard.", "I'll call ya.", "So are you a scientist like Howard?", "No one's a scientist like Howard.", "My mother is so gonna love her." ]

[ "HOWARD", "PERSON", "HOWARD", "PERSON", "LEONARD", "HOWARD" ]

[ "it will establish you as the \"alpha\" male.", "You see... when a female witnesses an exhibition of physical domination, she produces the hormone oxytocin.", "If the two of you then engage in intercourse, this will create the biochemical reaction in the brain which lay people naively interpret as \"falling in love.\"", "Huh" ]

[ "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "LEONARD" ]

[ "Can you open this for me?", "Can I see your stitches?", "Sure." ]

[ "LEONARD", "RAJ", "LEONARD" ]

[ "What are you doing here?", "Hang on. 130 over 80. It's a little high.", "We can attribute that to the stress of sneaking past the security desk.", "Where did you get the stethoscope and the blood pressure cuff?" ]

[ "PERSON", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "PERSON" ]

[ "There are always do-overs when my people play sports.", "Where were you that's more important than Wii bowling night?", "Actually...", "It's rhetorical.\nThere is nothing more important than Wii bowling night.", "Come on, it's just a video game. And we suck at it.", "Nice motivational speech from the team captain.", "Where were you?" ]

[ "HOWARD", "SHELDON", "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "SHELDON" ]

[ "They're here.", "Stay calm. We don't know anything about them yet.", "What are you doing?", "I'm checking for musical instruments.", "Does that sound like castanets to you?", "The box says \"kitchen.\"" ]

[ "SHELDON", "LEONARD", "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "LEONARD" ]

[ "What time is it?", "It's 7:00 a.m. I'm sorry it's early, but we're leaving soon, and I needed to talk to you." ]

[ "PENNY", "LEONARD" ]

[ "I am.\nAre you interested in physics?", "Oh, I find it fascinating. If I hadn't gone into microbiology, I probably would have gone into physics.\nOr ice dancing.", "Actually, my tests of the Aharonov-Bohm quantum interference effect have reached an interesting point. Right now, we're testing the phase shift due to an electric potential.", "That's amazing.", "Yes." ]

[ "LEONARD", "BERNADETTE", "LEONARD", "BERNADETTE", "SHELDON" ]

[ "Hi. I'm Penny. This is my friend, Sheldon.", "We're not friends at the moment. Depends on how this goes.", "Right, right. Anyway, Sheldon here is a huge fan of yours, and he was supposed to meet you the other day at the comic book store, but he kind of ended up in jail.", "I see. And you thought you'd just come over to my house uninvited?", "You said we were invited." ]

[ "PENNY", "SHELDON", "PENNY", "PERSON", "SHELDON" ]

[ "Oh, there it is: now that you don't have a girlfriend, you want to hang out with me again.", "I never stopped hanging out with you. Oh, please, we all know I'm the friend you call when you have no other options. If we were the Justice League, I'd be Aquaman.", "I wish you were Aquaman. Then I could send you to scoop my mom out of the old lady tank." ]

[ "RAJ", "LEONARD", "HOWARD" ]

[ "Besides, Penny and I are having a girls' night tonight.", "Girls' night? What does that entail?", "Oh, you know, girls get together, hang out, share girl talk.", "I'm a girl.", "Oh. Well, maybe you can join us. I'll ask Penny.", "No need. Penny and I are very close.", "You are?" ]

[ "BERNADETTE", "AMY", "BERNADETTE", "AMY", "BERNADETTE", "AMY", "LEONARD" ]

[ "\"And Absolon hath kist hir nether ye, \"and Nicholas is scalded in the towte.\nThis tale is doon, and God save al the rowte.\"", "What the hell was that?" ]

[ "AMY", "PENNY" ]

[ "to bring us all with you to the year 7010 where we are transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?", "No, Penny kissed me." ]

[ "SHELDON", "LEONARD" ]

[ "Stupid Aquaman.", "If it makes you feel any better, when I was dating Penny, she used to flip out on me all the time.", "Whoa. You dated Penny?", "She didn't tell you?", "She told me she dated a guy named Leonard.", "Who would have thought it was you?", "Who else would it be?" ]

[ "RAJ", "LEONARD", "PERSON", "LEONARD", "PERSON", "PERSON", "LEONARD" ]

[ "Yes, I live with him.\nI don't... I-I really don't know why.", "Tonight? Sure, that'd be great. Okay, I'll see you then. Bye.", "She wants to have dinner and talk about my research." ]

[ "LEONARD", "LEONARD", "LEONARD" ]

[ "That's very nice of you, but I made other plans.", "Well, just keep in mind that should you ever need a slightly apathetic tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.", "Hi, Howard. Hi, Sheldon.", "Hello. Hey.", "Why are you holding hands? I forbid you to hold hands.", "Rajesh, you know Leonard and I spent the night together." ]

[ "HOWARD", "SHELDON", "PERSON", "SHELDON", "RAJ", "PERSON" ]

[ "Thank you, Leonard. That doesn't make it sound boring at all.", "So, how you holding up?", "I'm fine.", "Oh, who are you kidding? She's breathtaking.", "So, Penny, Leonard tells me you're an actress. That must be pretty exciting." ]

[ "PERSON", "AMY", "PENNY", "AMY", "PERSON" ]

[ "Um, no.", "You should get one.", "What's that?", "It appears to be something preserved between two pieces of acrylic.", "Oh, it's a snowflake from the North Pole. Leonard gave it to me last year.", "Oh, God, that is so romantic.", "Yeah, it was.", "Leonard's really one of a kind." ]

[ "BERNADETTE", "AMY", "BERNADETTE", "AMY", "PENNY", "BERNADETTE", "PENNY", "BERNADETTE" ]

[ "That bitch is crafty.", "You think?", "Of course. How does the cheetah attack a herd of wildebeests? By going after its weakest member.", "Well, what makes me the weakest member?", "Your trusting nature coupled with your teeny-tiny body. You wouldn't last a minute on the Serengeti." ]

[ "AMY", "BERNADETTE", "AMY", "BERNADETTE", "AMY" ]

[ "Hey, have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skim milk here?", "Uh... that's different.\nFirst of all, we're not engaged; and second, Indian parents are very protective of their children.", "Right, right, whereas Jewish mothers take a casual, la-di-da approach to their sons." ]

[ "HOWARD", "PERSON", "HOWARD" ]

[ "Yeah, I'm saying, it'd be easier to lift a car.", "What can I tell you? After I found the courage to put her pants back on, I was unstoppable.", "So, how is she?", "They're running tests-- I don't know.", "It may have been a heart attack or heart-attack-like event.", "What's the difference?", "A heart-attack-like event" ]

[ "PENNY", "HOWARD", "LEONARD", "HOWARD", "HOWARD", "PENNY", "SHELDON" ]

[ "What the hell is wrong with you?!", "Well...\nYou were always so nice to me, I thought maybe you liked me.", "I'm nice to everyone!", "I'm sorry.", "Damn right, you're sorry!", "And you tell Howard there's never been anything between us!", "I will. Hey, Bernadette?", "What?!", "Do you think I have a shot with Penny?" ]

[ "BERNADETTE", "RAJ", "BERNADETTE", "RAJ", "BERNADETTE", "BERNADETTE", "RAJ", "BERNADETTE", "RAJ" ]

[ "What choice did I have? She went behind my back and turned my own mother against me.", "Wow. You're not only our first astronaut.\nYou're also the first one of us to kick a girl out of bed.", "You're like a rock star.", "Little bit.", "I hate to say it, but she did kind of betray you." ]

[ "HOWARD", "RAJ", "RAJ", "HOWARD", "LEONARD" ]

[ "He can't go to space.", "He's like a baby bird.", "Do you know he once got an asthma attack from reading an old library book?", "You're kidding.", "No, I was there that day.", "Sheldon threw his back out handing him that book." ]

[ "BERNADETTE", "BERNADETTE", "BERNADETTE", "AMY", "PENNY", "PENNY" ]

[ "Okay, all right.", "That one was clever.", "Skeleton with phosphorous on a zip line.", "Come on out, merry pranksters.", "Take a bow.", "You should've seen your face." ]

[ "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "RAJ" ]

[ "So, Bernadette, how goes the hunt for bridesmaid dresses?" ]

[ "PENNY" ]

[ "consider changing disciplines.\nYeah, to the humanities-- perhaps history.", "One of the advantages of teaching history is that you don't have to create things.", "You know, you just have to remember stuff that happened and then parrot it back.", "You could have fun with that.", "Yeah, that's not it.", "Stuart's kind of interested in Amy." ]

[ "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "LEONARD", "LEONARD" ]

[ "It's probably a euphemism for urination.", "Sheldon, what is wrong with you?", "Not much. Although, I can be faulted for being overly fond of koala bears.", "I don't know what it is, when they smart munching on eucalyptus, I just melt inside.", "Okay, Amy just told you some exciting news, and you acted like it was no big deal." ]

[ "SHELDON", "PENNY", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "PENNY" ]

[ "All right.", "I'm no stranger to a little gray matter.", "Locus coeruleus.", "Locus coeruleus.", "You're getting warmer-- it is, indeed, in the brain." ]

[ "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "AMY" ]

[ "You know, joking, kidding around, hurting feelings.", "Okay, my turn. \nLet me talk to him.", "Go ahead.", "2311 North Los Robles Avenue, Pasadena, California to International Space Station.\nCan you read me? Over.", "(imitates walkie-talkie static) Yes, I read you, Sheldon.", "Copy that. Over. (imitates walkie-talkie static)", "What are you doing?" ]

[ "HOWARD", "SHELDON", "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "HOWARD", "SHELDON", "LEONARD" ]

[ "You slept with him?", "I didn't know what else to do.\nHe had those big, sad eyes.", "Oh, sure, you had no choice.", "He looked at me like this." ]

[ "AMY", "PENNY", "BERNADETTE", "PENNY" ]

[ "There are some charts in the back where I kept track of shape, color and consistency.", "Disgusting.", "No, what's disgusting is he's still keeping track.", "Why do you need all this stuff...?", "No, no, no, no... Sorry!", "I am glad you asked.", "Yeah, are you familiar with the Higgs boson?" ]

[ "SHELDON", "PENNY", "LEONARD", "PENNY", "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "SHELDON" ]

[ "in town were starting to say I was a witch.", "Sheldon thinks the approach in this paper might change the way we calculate ferromagnetic hysteresis.", "Oh, it's about time. I hated the old way.", "Hi. I'm Penny.", "Alex.\nUh, do you work with Dr. Hofstadter?", "In a way." ]

[ "SHELDON", "PERSON", "PENNY", "PENNY", "PERSON", "PENNY" ]

[ "or Leonard's gym membership.", "We're not kicking him out. \nStuart and I have become good friends.", "Okay, one vote for, one vote against.\nLeonard, you're the tiebreaker.", "I don't have a problem with Stuart.\nBesides, he gives us a 20% discount at his comic book store.", "Well, I don't sell my friendship that cheaply.", "I can go 30.", "Welcome aboard, old chum." ]

[ "SHELDON", "RAJ", "SHELDON", "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "PERSON", "SHELDON" ]

[ "Wow, so you guys are like buds now?", "Oh, yeah, we hang out all the time.", "Plus, he doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend.", "It's like we both had these holes in our lives, but now we fill each other's holes." ]

[ "HOWARD", "RAJ", "PERSON", "RAJ" ]

[ "Damn.", "Well, at least when we do make love, Sheldon won't be thinking about his mother.", "And yes, that is a cleverly veiled reference to Howard's lifelong obsession to crawl back into her spacious womb." ]

[ "PENNY", "AMY", "AMY" ]

[ "Do you really think you should be drinking right now?", "How else am I supposed to talk to the Human Resources lady?", "I don't know. Seek professional help?" ]

[ "HOWARD", "RAJ", "HOWARD" ]

[ "What if we were to get in a car with a crazy person?", "Look at us, Sheldon.\nWe're the crazy people.", "Well, perhaps we should hold up a sign that assures passing motorists of our mental competence.", "Good idea.\nWhy don't you get started on that?" ]

[ "SHELDON", "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "HOWARD" ]

[ "So what'd you think?", "It was good.", "That's it?", "\"Good\"?" ]

[ "SHELDON", "AMY", "SHELDON", "SHELDON" ]

[ "Yup, oh... here you go.", "Oh, thank you.", "Here, get yourself an eraser for your troubles.", "Oh-ho.\nI forgot about this. \nMy aunt made it for me when I started college.", "Aw, did she hate you?" ]

[ "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "LEONARD", "PENNY" ]

[ "Yes.", "And some people in the science community are calling it \"The Wonder Blunder.\"", "Who? Give me their names.\nI bet it's Wolowitz.", "It's just such a fascinating story. Your calculations are way off, but they find the element anyway.", "It's like misreading a treasure map and still finding the treasure." ]

[ "SHELDON", "PERSON", "SHELDON", "PERSON", "PERSON" ]

[ "We can't show up to your mom's empty-handed. \nWe should bring something.", "I already am.\nI'm bringing the gift of knowledge.", "Oh, boy.", "Despite what her Bible says, recent archeological studies indicate that although camels are referenced in the Old Testament, they didn't exist in the Middle East until hundreds of years later." ]

[ "HOWARD", "SHELDON", "HOWARD", "SHELDON" ]

[ "You would leave me out of the conversation with the next guy if you dump Leonard?", "Why say it? Yes!", "Well, I would never leave you off my list, and not just because, without you, we're playing fast and loose with the word list.", "Well, good job. Now she hates me.", "Great." ]

[ "RAJ", "PENNY", "RAJ", "PENNY", "RAJ" ]

[ "Well, if I do well in sales, I could end up making a lot more money than you.", "Not a problem. I grew up with a mother who emasculated my father financially and in every other aspect of his life, so...", "...really, it's what I think love looks like.", "I'll be right back. I'm gonna go check on him." ]

[ "PENNY", "LEONARD", "LEONARD", "BERNADETTE" ]

[ "Red Zinger with one teaspoon of honey.", "Thank you.\nNeat<i> Star Trek</i> mug.", "I actually have one of the phasers from the original TV show.", "Oh, cool.\nHow'd you get that?", "Oh, easy, Gene Roddenberry needed a vasectomy.", "Wait a minute.\nYou've snipped Gene Roddenberry's vas deferens?", "Yes." ]

[ "SHELDON", "PERSON", "PERSON", "HOWARD", "PERSON", "SHELDON", "PERSON" ]

[ "Ooh.\nHe was so happy after he passed it, he gave me a Terminator.", "That is amazing.\nHow long have you been collecting?", "Ever since I was a kid, but, uh, I didn't really get serious until William Shatner's bladder infection.", "What'd you get? What'd you get?" ]

[ "PERSON", "LEONARD", "PERSON", "SHELDON" ]

[ "Wow. I don't know which hurts worse-- my nose or my heart.", "Well, I'm done speaking to you.", "Don't be like that. You two need to talk this out.", "Yeah, 'cause you sound really funny.", "Sheldon, I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the surgery, but you were worried about nothing." ]

[ "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "AMY", "PENNY", "LEONARD" ]

[ "I was not panicked, and I am not overly attached to Leonard.", "You were so worried that you smashed your face trying to check on me.\nYou love me.", "Yeah. Tell me those aren't the words of a man with a spider eating its way through his brain.", "Amy, you're a neuroscientist.\nCrack his skull open, spray some Raid in there." ]

[ "SHELDON", "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "SHELDON" ]

[ "Hi. Hello.", "Oh, and a special hello to Leonard, who needs to be mentioned by name.", "Subtle.", "But you got it, right?", "Hey, guys.", "Hey. Hi. Hello.", "I just want everyone to know, uh, tonight's not a sad occasion." ]

[ "SHELDON", "SHELDON", "LEONARD", "SHELDON", "HOWARD", "PENNY", "HOWARD" ]

[ "I don't think I've eaten that much in my entire life." ]

[ "PENNY" ]

[ "All right, Amy's in charge of pricing and being 75.", "Hey, Penny, can you give me a hand with this?", "Sure. Aw, we had one of these growing up. I used to play all the time.", "Oh, yeah? I love Ping-Pong.", "Oh, I meant beer pong.", "I had a table, too, but I didn't have any friends, so all I did was serve.", "You know, you can leave one side up and play against it." ]

[ "HOWARD", "RAJ", "PENNY", "RAJ", "PENNY", "AMY", "BERNADETTE" ]

[ "Okay. Well, then it's settled: small indoor church wedding, black-tie, no butterflies.", "Sounds perfect. Great.", "You still didn't pick a date.", "Stay out of it! Shut up!" ]

[ "LEONARD", "PENNY", "SHELDON", "PENNY" ]