Cadough/Smack · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "from": "human", "value": "“yeah well your mom is a secret military base at these coordinates in the atlantic ocean”" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Russia trying so hard to hack us military network when all it had to do was challenge some warthunder Nerd on forums to prove the claims" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "wtf lmao" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Has happened 6 times in total People shared classified military documents to win internet debates for a video game ..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Shiny Beedrill is somehow more menacing." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "like getting an A-10 and blowing up the whole goddamn world modern problems require modern solutions yeah they're 2 words separately so i just took the space out between them i still think the A stands for Asskicker like the A-10 Warthog, and the Lockheed AC-130, those are my favorites i've found other people who nerd out over Military aircrafts" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "DUDE GUYS LOOOOOOL so a neighbor clearly doesn't like us. We have zero clue as to why. But she legit moved her trampoline closer to her house for some weird ass reason but like I'd like to know wtf we did when we done nothing but be nice to all our neighbors 😹😹 Also not everywhere has a neighborhood watch lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Also brb going into work Exactly tho but everyone needs to be more considerate of each other bc that ain't it" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Night shift exists. Meaning sleep until the moon comes up lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Call in the neighborhood police tho fr those ppl know ppl r trying to sleep it's time ppl like that got snitched on for their inconsideration it's so annoying when ppl do that fr they had that time during sun hours" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "And I shouldn't drive Because now I am tempted to go drive to see the northern lights I neeeed sleeep Can someone tell my neighbors to shut their music" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The pool is reading 80F for the water temp" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "... just roll it up for more protein around the cheese stick same w pepperoni too" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Lmaooooo" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "is there a way we can have a quote bot so i can remember these things lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Just buy the block of mozzarella cheese, take it completely out of the package, cut width wise, and then cut lengthwise of the slices you cut width wise. And you get sticks. Imma be taking pics later to show what I mean lol also after finished, be sure to bag them in a baggy. Yep" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "better than paying 10$ for cheese sticks in a pack of 6 thats actually smart, lemme take notes" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes because the 1lb blocks are cheaper than buying premade cheese sticks. The blocks are only $4 the premade are $10" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "ma'am thats meme 😭 thats what hes saying in the meme ... wait, 1lb of cheese... ladyyyy 😭" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Because I said I'd bite if he ate all my cheese sticks after I buy 1lb blocks of mozzarella cheese and cut them into sticks." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "why are u running, why r u running! 👺" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Omfg mango's are so damn good 🤤🤤" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What a show Italy's Eurovision song this year was fire" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "It's mean 😭😭 I'll bite >.>" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Than what if I eat them afterwards" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "... ... Bridgerton is coming out w season 3 next week" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Love seeing my emote rejected Hah." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "It's all good, imma make my own by buying two 1lb mozzarella blocks and cutting them :Deads_evil: 😭😭😭😭" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... ... I couldn't help myself Sorry I ate them all" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I found the cheese stick package THE CHEESE STICKS ARE GONE 😭😭 rude. There was still half a package when I went to sleep last night 😭😭" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I have slimmer feet so the brooks being tight could be a bigger issue for others I really love new balance and surprisingly sketchers for daily walking. My brooks were also really nice but very tight" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Geebuzz" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... Definitely past they're expiration date My shoes are tired" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I know my shoes are comfy lol but idk if they'd work for extended periods of time. I got them from macys." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I've tried a lot of the shoes on websites for it was hoping someone had experience with it here" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Might wanna get some insoles. Also, this has a list of good shoes I DIDNT KNOW THEY ATE WHOLE ASS VEGGIES!!!!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Literally I be stepping during the work week My feet kill Does anyone have any recommendations for shoes for walking all day Yeah it was pretty" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "me neither but its still cool just walking past it" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Not very familiar with supercar stuff I only know what it is because it had badges on it It's a spaceship" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "(in gta) that looks like one of my cars thats cool" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Look at what I found" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "When it happens definitely! I can't wait tbh" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Hello there" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Oh yeah! Then it'll be a really great year!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "But it would be nice to have him here to hug me better while it's happening 🤣🤣🤣 Does give me time to deal with all this court stuff first But that's taking a lot longer than we'd hoped I can't wait for Steve to be here full time Fingers crossed aye… 😬" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I think this will be a good year for you" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "We will see… I have faith it will be right eventually and enough patience to wait until it does" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Men mistreating women and children really grinds my gears Good. It's sad it has to be that way. But good. It shouldn't just be smooth sailing for him. Also, karma will sort his ass out, as well" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "My boys want to come home already and the eldest is very loyal to me so they're awful to him about it" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "What an ass hat" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I think they will and it's a shame" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Yep" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "How can you claim to love a child in such a way then hurt them in the worst possible way" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I was a part of emotional manipulation towards my mother in the divorce. It really sucks but I also see my dad for who he really is now. When your kids are older, they will understand so much" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This is why I can't understand him and her at all, it's not me they're hurting (although it does but I can cope) it's them It does and I really hope so, I'm more bothered about how my sons are suffering through all this" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm so sorry love... It sounds like it'll be sorted out soon. I'm so happy for you" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yeah it is and because my son met Steve This is the second time now, the first time was when he took them from me and I didn't deal with it well at all which was why he managed to get legal custody after basically abducting them" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Is this all just to upset you?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "And yes I have been through the mess stage and worse and everything else in between But since last august all he's allowed is 6 hours every other Saturday and a few extra days through the holidays he won't let me have them overnight or bring them to my home Well I'll at least have what I'm supposed to which is every other weekend and 50% of school holidays" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I would be a mess How awful... It must feel amazing to almost have them back" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "But there's also a very slight chance like 0.0001% that it may result in them coming home finally So basically my ex has majority custody of my two younger children, there's a court order in place which he has refused to adhere to for almost a year now and I'm taking him to court to have the order enforced As long as they rule fair access should be resumed I'll be happy, which they'll definitely do at least that" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm going to be very honest here. Idk what a lot of that means..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "And a brilliant solicitor 🤓 I spoke with the court advisory service this week so got to wait until the 23rd for them to release their report then the judge will decide whether to schedule a full hearing or issue an order without one" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I totally understand how they can really get to you. Seems like you have a plan and a team of support 💖" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I have Steve and my bigger two to keep me sane this time 🥰 Just this time I'm not going to 🤓 Indeed it's just my kids are my Achilles heel and they know it so they're poking me about as much as they can to try and make me fcuk up" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Just being able to see the end of the tunnel is a lot of good motivation. Whatever ya got going on, you're strong. You can conquer anything, surly with grace and wonders learned along the way" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Kinda good that it's all going slowly though cause it gives me plenty of time to recuperate myself along the way" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Erm well there's a lot going on and I'm struggling but it's all moving slowly in the right direction one baby step at a time Oh I love those moments, they're so serendipitous 🥰" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "How about yourself? Birds chirping, sun shining Really great! I woke up earlier than usual. Which means a quiet house with a peaceful cup of coffee before everyone wakes up. I feel spoiled lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "How's the morning treating you so far? Hello there Queen 🥰🖖" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Good morning all ya wonderful people!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I see lol I'm pretty tight wadded in that respect 🤣🤣🤣" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "It's not the concept of having to pay for something, it's my lack of impulse control in those regards." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Then decided I liked it and stayed 🤣🤣🤣 I started it cause I use this tester app thingy that you play games and review and get paid 🤷🏻‍♀️ I quite like it though Tbh I haven't had to pay for anything on it yet neither will I" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I've only ever heard it being meme'd the fuck out of. I've not had a pleasant experience with those types of games. Specifically mobile games, the flavor of ones who heavily rely on Pay2Win (P2W) aspects." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "It highlights how crappy my laptop is that I couldn't even fit the pc version on it 😬 Have you played raid shadow legends at all? I was telling my son about these, he already knew and was grossly unimpressed with my knowledge 🤣🤣🤣" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Same devs, I think. In the very least, it's two of the three listed on the same website." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Good day there! 🤓🖖" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Yeah" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Is it another fan game…?" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Awoo all good morning" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I'll reply to the message so you know the deets, but please let it be \n\nPlaying a sister fangame to the one bro and I played the fuck outta a while back, Pokemon Rejuvenation. One we played before was Pokemon Reborn." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Either way I'm glad to see you're still going 🥰 what game are you on atm? I'm under a bit of a dark cloud myself tbf, but as much as the horrors persist we are relentless right…?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Just don't want to talk about it anymore, not for now at least. The vagueness of the latter half of that sentence has a moderate amount of weight behind it." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "About he sunniest reply I've ever read from you 🤓🖖 I'm very glad to hear that 🥰" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Doing well, all things considered." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I have a few in my army on top troops 🤓 how are you dude?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Meanwhile I'm fightin' hermit crabs. I had to remind myself there are other definitions to the term \"enchant\" than what I immediately default to in the context of videogames (e.g. Mabinogi)" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "This sounds so funny I don't think there was one in the school tank though 🤷🏻‍♀️ I believe at least I'd need a heating mat being in England They're quite low maintenance pets if you can get their environment right" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yeah theyre very curious. Mine got enchanted by a fake plant A worthy goal. Im starting out myself but its not that hard. Our air humidity is high so we dont have to watch the meter as often" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I used to work in a school that had one as a pet and I'd care for it at home on the holidays; they're fabulous creatures 😍 Oh that's amazing! I've always wanted one 🤓🖖" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes. Proudly" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Is this a giant African land snail?! 🐌" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Im going to rubber ducky him when coding Machiavelli is around 8 cm long now but they can grow up to 20-25 cm Hi lol ..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Huh. Neat." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... How are you today Kveen? This is the geomagnetic storm over the north of England last night too 🥰" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "i don't feel good" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "wsg chat" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "SO PRETTIE ARGH FR THOO!!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "i cant see" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "W E W" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... Also, we can see the northern lights from where I am I've done nothing but play pool since finishing my semester lolll \nI am loving it!" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Very nice outside tonight" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Stakes get high though, if you get a shit roll it all comes down to chance and if you fuck up sometimes you lose 1 level, sometimes you drop down to level 1. No discernible correlation Getting fairly good at this, it's like... sudoku meets minesweeper." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "TGIF y'all!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes I just called a learning platform a bitch Whatever. Bitch. 😒😒 And now it's not letting me do the actual graded assessment. When you haven't done any of your homework for a while and guess on 99% of the questions and only look up one answer. You don't expect this, but I'm happy about it lol" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hey hey everyone" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Hi hi" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hello" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Of course ☺️☺️" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Thank you 💖" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Ditto gorgeous lady 💚💚" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I hope everyone is having a fabulous Friday!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": ":))" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "No need to be 💚💚" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "My bad ohh 💀 I am embarrassed lol" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Lol I was saying welcomes to the thank you ☺️☺️" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "thank u!" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hey! Also…show pic lol Welcomes 🙂" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "See, timing ...Did the same thing above again Gah.. Timing is difficult lmao (You can time it, though, it's a through-line cheeze strat of all the pokemon/pokefan games' slots)" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hey everyone\nI got a giant landsnail lol\nIts name is Machiavelli" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Tytyy" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Lmfaooooo felt to the depths of my soul" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "it feels like 6 year old me's mind when playing with toys" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Lmfao don't worry neither do I" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "i do not understand wtf is going on ohh" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "No but my son and daughter watch this shit like crazy Welcome to the new members 🙂" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "does anybody know wtf is this? ..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "As love said lol pretty awesome the cat was dancing to your beatboxing. Also very nice" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "think i sought too much from my camera lmao my camera never wants to cooperate with me sideways truth at least well if this ain't the truth" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Quite the talent right?!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "OMGGG I LOVE THIS" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "firee" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "But very awesome 🥰🖖 That was more than three 🤷🏻‍♀️" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Ok. That's cool how the cat was dancing right to your music. lol. Made me smile!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Happy mf Friday indeed!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Happy Friday!!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Woo happy Friday" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Accurate" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "bloody buggery fuck all" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "And I definitely recommend trying them Chef Ramsey has frozen food meals" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Afternoon" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "and i agree it's nothing embarrassing, everyone goes through things at their own pace, no use being embarrassed over that take care dear" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Nothing embarassing!\nCultures are stupid!" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Gtg take care all Oh my good! Me too. I just got my first boyfriend as adult... it's quite embarrassing Oh yeah and I still didn't earn too much money after that" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "those are badass tho i like Hinds more" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Ataaaaaakkkkk Lmaoo" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... they hover and attack mine are apaches lmao" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "and i think i am lucky lol my parents are kinda helicopter parents being financially independent sure is nice. but my parents never let me feel i was lacking anything so i did not have any incentive to work lol but one or two close friends i found. they are still my friends to this day. meanwhile many other big group friends now hate each other i barely had any friends not to mention any girlfriend ahh, understandable. I was the same" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I only started working as an intern at age 20 and was still unpaid. I only started earning my own money at 22 after graduating Being financially independent of the parents is very good and you got it already in early age which is pretty cool" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "whoops sorry i'm rambling there was one time my boss at the furniture shop dropped me off at the bar cus our deliveries often took us down that way get in at 1800 get out 0230-0330(again sometimes 0400) lmao tho it better have been i was working i think like 5 days a week at the bar in at least 7 hour shifts i was so tired but again the money was great lol furniture not roofing worked there and the bar for a few months i was working there for over a year before i left and went into roofing plus i've always been more into girls no as a friend he was my boss lmao" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "As a friend or something more?" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "i liked him tho their son runs it now which doesn't make sense without context they okayed it cus it's their business although furniture shop was not family owned our fuckin awesome landlords okayed it and i only worked shifts with my mom or dad at the bar but i proved myself and even now my old boss said i was one of his best workers(so fucking proud to say that) the furniture shop doesn't typically allow it since it's a liability you can work in family owned businesses here at 16" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "It is illegal to work as a minor here in Brazil" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "but the money was good i was absolutely miserable like i'd get out at 3 sometimes 4am and get up at 8am to walk to my other job to get there by 10 lmao" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Be back 16 mins" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Furniture delivery 3-4 days a week and working the kitchen of a bar in between those days and often the nights too" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sorry, English is not my first language. I mean like a awkward teen who has very few friends at school" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "lmao i actually had 2 jobs for a while" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Who works at 17?\nThat's like , the age I did not even have facial hair" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "i only stopped working earlier this year and haven't gone back cus of my hip it was my reward for graduating early i was paying rent and keeping up on housework the whole time" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "That's why your teen sucks In your own home?" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "lmao i was working at 17" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Outsider ?" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I was an outsider as a teen and my parents were always working" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Lmao!\nCorona teenagers When i turned 21 I got a job and it was hell working every day" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "lmao" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "How so?" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I did not have any responsibility and my family always showered me with love" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "it's the “lazy asshole biohazards” era" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Really?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I miss being 16" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Don't miss to be a teen, but a young adult" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "i'm just gonna live in a constant state of fear and misery" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Nobody does!\nTho my astrology predicts I am gonna live till 100" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I miss my early 20s" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "idk when ima die so" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "LOL" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "i've decided on having an ongoing crisis" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Nah!\nThat's old life crisis" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "or like late 30s midlife crisis is usually 40-50 actually it was “something” at first i just misremembered" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Isn't that midlife crisis? Really?\nDamn what kind of teenage is that" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hmmm not sure really... I'm in kinda close to 30s crises right now" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "instead of “everything” hurting, it's less than everything, so it's “anything” or “something” i already kinda am lmao" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "You should be!\nIt's hell!\nEverybody expects wayy too much from you!\n\nAnd you get buried under responsibilities" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "not as much, and i decided on a description in “anything” hurting" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "How are you feeling now? Does your body still hurts?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I'll be in your boat soon!\nAny tips for midlife crisis? As teen, my biggest fear was dying virgin!\n\nNow, I think it wasn't as great of a fear as I hyped it to be" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "lmao i'm scared ... like 8 months left tho i'm not one yet" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I'm not a post teen anymore" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "but you're not a teen" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "cus you're not an adult yet" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Ahh!\nI am post teen" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "20-24 is post-teens" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Lol nice" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "“yeah well *your* mom is a secret military base at these coordinates in the atlantic ocean”" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Russia trying so hard to hack us military network when all it had to do was challenge some warthunder Nerd on forums to prove the claims" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "wtf lmao" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Has happened 6 times in total People shared classified military documents to win internet debates for a video game ..." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Shiny Beedrill is somehow more menacing." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "like getting an A-10 and blowing up the whole goddamn world modern problems require modern solutions yeah they're 2 words separately so i just took the space out between them i still think the A stands for Asskicker like the A-10 Warthog, and the Lockheed AC-130, those are my favorites i've found other people who nerd out over Military aircrafts" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "DUDE GUYS LOOOOOOL so a neighbor clearly doesn't like us. We have zero clue as to why. But she legit moved her trampoline closer to her house for some weird ass reason but like I'd like to know wtf we did when we done nothing but be nice to all our neighbors 😹😹 Also not everywhere has a neighborhood watch lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Also brb going into work Exactly tho but everyone needs to be more considerate of each other bc that ain't it" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Night shift exists. Meaning sleep until the moon comes up lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Call in the neighborhood police tho fr those ppl know ppl r trying to sleep it's time ppl like that got snitched on for their inconsideration it's so annoying when ppl do that fr they had that time during sun hours" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "And I shouldn't drive Because now I am tempted to go drive to see the northern lights I neeeed sleeep Can someone tell my neighbors to shut their music" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "The pool is reading 80F for the water temp" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "... just roll it up for more protein around the cheese stick same w pepperoni too" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Lmaooooo" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "is there a way we can have a quote bot so i can remember these things lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Just buy the block of mozzarella cheese, take it completely out of the package, cut width wise, and then cut lengthwise of the slices you cut width wise. And you get sticks. Imma be taking pics later to show what I mean lol also after finished, be sure to bag them in a baggy. Yep" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "better than paying 10$ for cheese sticks in a pack of 6 thats actually smart, lemme take notes" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes because the 1lb blocks are cheaper than buying premade cheese sticks. The blocks are only $4 the premade are $10" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "ma'am thats meme 😭 thats what hes saying in the meme ... wait, 1lb of cheese... ladyyyy 😭" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Because I said I'd bite if he ate all my cheese sticks after I buy 1lb blocks of mozzarella cheese and cut them into sticks." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "why are u running, why r u running! 👺" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Omfg mango's are so damn good 🤤🤤" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "What a show Italy's Eurovision song this year was fire" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "It's mean 😭😭 I'll bite >.>" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Than what if I eat them afterwards" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "... ... Bridgerton is coming out w season 3 next week" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Love seeing my emote rejected Hah." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "It's all good, imma make my own by buying two 1lb mozzarella blocks and cutting them :Deads_evil: 😭😭😭😭" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... ... I couldn't help myself Sorry I ate them all" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I found the cheese stick package THE CHEESE STICKS ARE GONE 😭😭 rude. There was still half a package when I went to sleep last night 😭😭" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I have slimmer feet so the brooks being tight could be a bigger issue for others I really love new balance and surprisingly sketchers for daily walking. My brooks were also really nice but very tight" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Geebuzz" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... Definitely past they're expiration date My shoes are tired" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I know my shoes are comfy lol but idk if they'd work for extended periods of time. I got them from macys." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I've tried a lot of the shoes on websites for it was hoping someone had experience with it here" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Might wanna get some insoles. Also, this has a list of good shoes I DIDNT KNOW THEY ATE WHOLE ASS VEGGIES!!!!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Literally I be stepping during the work week My feet kill Does anyone have any recommendations for shoes for walking all day Yeah it was pretty" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "me neither but its still cool just walking past it" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Not very familiar with supercar stuff I only know what it is because it had badges on it It's a spaceship" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "(in gta) that looks like one of my cars thats cool" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Look at what I found" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "When it happens definitely! I can't wait tbh" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Hello there" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Oh yeah! Then it'll be a really great year!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "But it would be nice to have him here to hug me better while it's happening 🤣🤣🤣 Does give me time to deal with all this court stuff first But that's taking a lot longer than we'd hoped I can't wait for Steve to be here full time Fingers crossed aye… 😬" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I think this will be a good year for you" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "We will see… I have faith it will be right eventually and enough patience to wait until it does" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Men mistreating women and children really grinds my gears Good. It's sad it has to be that way. But good. It shouldn't just be smooth sailing for him. Also, karma will sort his ass out, as well" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "My boys want to come home already and the eldest is very loyal to me so they're awful to him about it" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "What an ass hat" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I think they will and it's a shame" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Yep" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "How can you claim to love a child in such a way then hurt them in the worst possible way" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I was a part of emotional manipulation towards my mother in the divorce. It really sucks but I also see my dad for who he really is now. When your kids are older, they will understand so much" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This is why I can't understand him and her at all, it's not me they're hurting (although it does but I can cope) it's them It does and I really hope so, I'm more bothered about how my sons are suffering through all this" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm so sorry love... It sounds like it'll be sorted out soon. I'm so happy for you" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yeah it is and because my son met Steve This is the second time now, the first time was when he took them from me and I didn't deal with it well at all which was why he managed to get legal custody after basically abducting them" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Is this all just to upset you?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "And yes I have been through the mess stage and worse and everything else in between But since last august all he's allowed is 6 hours every other Saturday and a few extra days through the holidays he won't let me have them overnight or bring them to my home Well I'll at least have what I'm supposed to which is every other weekend and 50% of school holidays" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I would be a mess How awful... It must feel amazing to almost have them back" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "But there's also a very slight chance like 0.0001% that it may result in them coming home finally So basically my ex has majority custody of my two younger children, there's a court order in place which he has refused to adhere to for almost a year now and I'm taking him to court to have the order enforced As long as they rule fair access should be resumed I'll be happy, which they'll definitely do at least that" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm going to be very honest here. Idk what a lot of that means..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "And a brilliant solicitor 🤓 I spoke with the court advisory service this week so got to wait until the 23rd for them to release their report then the judge will decide whether to schedule a full hearing or issue an order without one" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I totally understand how they can really get to you. Seems like you have a plan and a team of support 💖" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I have Steve and my bigger two to keep me sane this time 🥰 Just this time I'm not going to 🤓 Indeed it's just my kids are my Achilles heel and they know it so they're poking me about as much as they can to try and make me fcuk up" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Just being able to see the end of the tunnel is a lot of good motivation. Whatever ya got going on, you're strong. You can conquer anything, surly with grace and wonders learned along the way" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Kinda good that it's all going slowly though cause it gives me plenty of time to recuperate myself along the way" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Erm well there's a lot going on and I'm struggling but it's all moving slowly in the right direction one baby step at a time Oh I love those moments, they're so serendipitous 🥰" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "How about yourself? Birds chirping, sun shining Really great! I woke up earlier than usual. Which means a quiet house with a peaceful cup of coffee before everyone wakes up. I feel spoiled lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "How's the morning treating you so far? Hello there Queen 🥰🖖" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Good morning all ya wonderful people!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I see lol I'm pretty tight wadded in that respect 🤣🤣🤣" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "It's not the concept of having to pay for something, it's my lack of impulse control in those regards." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Then decided I liked it and stayed 🤣🤣🤣 I started it cause I use this tester app thingy that you play games and review and get paid 🤷🏻‍♀️ I quite like it though Tbh I haven't had to pay for anything on it yet neither will I" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I've only ever heard it being meme'd the fuck out of. I've not had a pleasant experience with those types of games. Specifically mobile games, the flavor of ones who heavily rely on Pay2Win (P2W) aspects." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "It highlights how crappy my laptop is that I couldn't even fit the pc version on it 😬 Have you played raid shadow legends at all? I was telling my son about these, he already knew and was grossly unimpressed with my knowledge 🤣🤣🤣" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Same devs, I think. In the very least, it's two of the three listed on the same website." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Good day there! 🤓🖖" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Yeah" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Is it another fan game…?" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Awoo all good morning" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I'll reply to the message so you know the deets, but please let it be \n\nPlaying a sister fangame to the one bro and I played the fuck outta a while back, Pokemon Rejuvenation. One we played before was Pokemon Reborn." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Either way I'm glad to see you're still going 🥰 what game are you on atm? I'm under a bit of a dark cloud myself tbf, but as much as the horrors persist we are relentless right…?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Just don't want to talk about it anymore, not for now at least. The vagueness of the latter half of that sentence has a moderate amount of weight behind it." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "About he sunniest reply I've ever read from you 🤓🖖 I'm very glad to hear that 🥰" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Doing well, all things considered." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I have a few in my army on top troops 🤓 how are you dude?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Meanwhile I'm fightin' hermit crabs. I had to remind myself there are other definitions to the term \"enchant\" than what I immediately default to in the context of videogames (e.g. Mabinogi)" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "This sounds so funny I don't think there was one in the school tank though 🤷🏻‍♀️ I believe at least I'd need a heating mat being in England They're quite low maintenance pets if you can get their environment right" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yeah theyre very curious. Mine got enchanted by a fake plant A worthy goal. Im starting out myself but its not that hard. Our air humidity is high so we dont have to watch the meter as often" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I used to work in a school that had one as a pet and I'd care for it at home on the holidays; they're fabulous creatures 😍 Oh that's amazing! I've always wanted one 🤓🖖" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes. Proudly" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Is this a giant African land snail?! 🐌" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Im going to rubber ducky him when coding Machiavelli is around 8 cm long now but they can grow up to 20-25 cm Hi lol ..." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Huh. Neat." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... How are you today Kveen? This is the geomagnetic storm over the north of England last night too 🥰" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "i don't feel good" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "wsg chat" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "SO PRETTIE ARGH FR THOO!!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "i cant see" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "W E W" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... Also, we can see the northern lights from where I am I've done nothing but play pool since finishing my semester lolll \nI am loving it!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Very nice outside tonight" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Stakes get high though, if you get a shit roll it all comes down to chance and if you fuck up sometimes you lose 1 level, sometimes you drop down to level 1. No discernible correlation Getting fairly good at this, it's like... sudoku meets minesweeper." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "TGIF y'all!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes I just called a learning platform a bitch Whatever. Bitch. 😒😒 And now it's not letting me do the actual graded assessment. When you haven't done any of your homework for a while and guess on 99% of the questions and only look up one answer. You don't expect this, but I'm happy about it lol" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hey hey everyone" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Hi hi" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hello" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Of course ☺️☺️" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Thank you 💖" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Ditto gorgeous lady 💚💚" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I hope everyone is having a fabulous Friday!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": ":))" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "No need to be 💚💚" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "My bad ohh 💀 I am embarrassed lol" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Lol I was saying welcomes to the thank you ☺️☺️" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "thank u!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hey! Also…show pic lol Welcomes 🙂" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "See, timing ...Did the same thing above again Gah.. Timing is difficult lmao (You can time it, though, it's a through-line cheeze strat of all the pokemon/pokefan games' slots)" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hey everyone\nI got a giant landsnail lol\nIts name is Machiavelli" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Tytyy" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Lmfaooooo felt to the depths of my soul" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "it feels like 6 year old me's mind when playing with toys" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Lmfao don't worry neither do I" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "i do not understand wtf is going on ohh" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "No but my son and daughter watch this shit like crazy Welcome to the new members 🙂" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "does anybody know wtf is this? ..." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "As love said lol pretty awesome the cat was dancing to your beatboxing. Also very nice" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "think i sought too much from my camera lmao my camera never wants to cooperate with me sideways truth at least well if this ain't the truth" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Quite the talent right?!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "OMGGG I LOVE THIS" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "firee" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "But very awesome 🥰🖖 That was more than three 🤷🏻‍♀️" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Ok. That's cool how the cat was dancing right to your music. lol. Made me smile!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "..." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Happy mf Friday indeed!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "..." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Happy Friday!!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Woo happy Friday" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Accurate" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "bloody buggery fuck all" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "And I definitely recommend trying them Chef Ramsey has frozen food meals" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Afternoon" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "and i agree it's nothing embarrassing, everyone goes through things at their own pace, no use being embarrassed over that take care dear" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Nothing embarassing!\nCultures are stupid!" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Gtg take care all Oh my good! Me too. I just got my first boyfriend as adult... it's quite embarrassing Oh yeah and I still didn't earn too much money after that" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "those are badass tho i like Hinds more" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Ataaaaaakkkkk Lmaoo" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... they hover and attack mine are apaches lmao" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "and i think i am lucky lol my parents are kinda helicopter parents being financially independent sure is nice. but my parents never let me feel i was lacking anything so i did not have any incentive to work lol but one or two close friends i found. they are still my friends to this day. meanwhile many other big group friends now hate each other i barely had any friends not to mention any girlfriend ahh, understandable. I was the same" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I only started working as an intern at age 20 and was still unpaid. I only started earning my own money at 22 after graduating Being financially independent of the parents is very good and you got it already in early age which is pretty cool" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "whoops sorry i'm rambling there was one time my boss at the furniture shop dropped me off at the bar cus our deliveries often took us down that way get in at 1800 get out 0230-0330(again sometimes 0400) lmao tho it better have been i was working i think like 5 days a week at the bar in at least 7 hour shifts i was so tired but again the money was great lol furniture not roofing worked there and the bar for a few months i was working there for over a year before i left and went into roofing plus i've always been more into girls no as a friend he was my boss lmao" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "As a friend or something more?" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "i liked him tho their son runs it now which doesn't make sense without context they okayed it cus it's their business although furniture shop was not family owned our fuckin awesome landlords okayed it and i only worked shifts with my mom or dad at the bar but i proved myself and even now my old boss said i was one of his best workers(so fucking proud to say that) the furniture shop doesn't typically allow it since it's a liability you can work in family owned businesses here at 16" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "It is illegal to work as a minor here in Brazil" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "but the money was good i was absolutely miserable like i'd get out at 3 sometimes 4am and get up at 8am to walk to my other job to get there by 10 lmao" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Be back 16 mins" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Furniture delivery 3-4 days a week and working the kitchen of a bar in between those days and often the nights too" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Sorry, English is not my first language. I mean like a awkward teen who has very few friends at school" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "lmao i actually had 2 jobs for a while" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Who works at 17?\nThat's like , the age I did not even have facial hair" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "i only stopped working earlier this year and haven't gone back cus of my hip it was my reward for graduating early i was paying rent and keeping up on housework the whole time" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "That's why your teen sucks In your own home?" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "lmao i was working at 17" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Outsider ?" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I was an outsider as a teen and my parents were always working" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Lmao!\nCorona teenagers When i turned 21 I got a job and it was hell working every day" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "lmao" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "How so?" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "I did not have any responsibility and my family always showered me with love" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "it's the “lazy asshole biohazards” era" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Really?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I miss being 16" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Don't miss to be a teen, but a young adult" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "i'm just gonna live in a constant state of fear and misery" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Nobody does!\nTho my astrology predicts I am gonna live till 100" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I miss my early 20s" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "idk when ima die so" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "LOL" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "i've decided on having an ongoing crisis" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Nah!\nThat's old life crisis" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "or like late 30s midlife crisis is usually 40-50 actually it was “something” at first i just misremembered" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Isn't that midlife crisis? Really?\nDamn what kind of teenage is that" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hmmm not sure really... I'm in kinda close to 30s crises right now" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "instead of “everything” hurting, it's less than everything, so it's “anything” or “something” i already kinda am lmao" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "You should be!\nIt's hell!\nEverybody expects wayy too much from you!\n\nAnd you get buried under responsibilities" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "not as much, and i decided on a description in “anything” hurting" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "How are you feeling now? Does your body still hurts?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I'll be in your boat soon!\nAny tips for midlife crisis? As teen, my biggest fear was dying virgin!\n\nNow, I think it wasn't as great of a fear as I hyped it to be" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "lmao i'm scared ... like 8 months left tho i'm not one yet" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I'm not a post teen anymore" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "but you're not a teen" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "..." } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "cus you're not an adult yet" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Ahh!\nI am post teen" } ]

[ { "from": "human", "value": "20-24 is post-teens" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Lol nice" } ]