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[ { "from": "human", "value": "I am assuming you are having some more weight than me, but I mistreat my bikes, sooo" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "that was probably also a joke cus i probably am that fat lmao also this is a joke i'm not that fat lmao cus the mechanism broke while u was crossing a street and i fell or i just too much pressure on the pedals also i'm definitely too heavy for that new(ish) bike" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hello (:" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Thankfully it still gave me credit in regards to the GM mission I was doing. But yeah" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hello" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "But he also seemed to be using the Arcana talent system I'm working on getting (need Grandmaster Archer then I'll be good) that involves archery and battle alchemy. The few things I saw him do were dope a-f looking Not used to try-hard'ing Sat here working on this red dragon for about 20 minutes, then someone came by and within 5 minutes we killed it, and he out-performed me. God damn lmao" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Let alone tell someone to go fuck themselves We don't even swear at our house Damn" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "we've said worse lol we're smartasses in our house" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I agree.\n\nI purchased some good headphones just to listen to soundtrack\n\nBlew my mind how much of a difference good headphones can make What?\nThat seems pretty hurtful.\n\nI can't bear to say that to my dad ever" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Trying to figure out when I should go into work because the tornado watch got extended until midnight I mean true lol" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Downside to having literally every skill capped" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Well fuck" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Guess my exp gain is limited strictly to elite. ....Even Hard shadow missions and a -1,000 CP equipment, the enemies are weakest/weak to me (which equates to giving me zero experience) Fuck." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Makes sense" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "He had a very distinct taste in music. And enjoyed listening to music through headphones, which eventually became one of his implements of murder." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Soundtracks can make a world of difference I always factor in a movie or show's soundtrack when I'm assessing it" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "LMaoo" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Now that's rude lol" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Whenever i was alone in the dark bro would play the nun theme from outside the room door LMAOOOO scared me fr And i love horror Im a fan of listening to soundtracks but not to horror movie ones alone" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Damn lol I would think that let the bodies hit the floor would be a more fitting song to listen to while doing that lol You're very entertaining lol Hope you have a wonderful day as well Love!! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "he shared this pork jerky with me and said โ€œthe best things in life shouldn't be enjoyed aloneโ€ and i said in response โ€œlike sex, except you, you can go fuck yourselfโ€ and he stopped for a second like โ€œnice!โ€ i caught my dad off guard with a smartass moment" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "We have one but I am sure it is still a lot" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Oof. Our yard is only an acre and it'll take it outta you. We got a riding lawn mower last year. It's been a game changer" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "or my parents house at least. I dont have a lawn right now Same. We have a very large lawn. Thinking about mowing it makes me wanna die lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "honestly same, with the heat here i just cant....idk how our gardener does it, prettie grateful for him" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Good morning everyone! I got home from our trip last night and then I slept 13 hours. Woohoo!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "this is gonna fucking hurt in a bit lmao speaking of stings i guess that fucker did actually tag me their stings hurt like a bitch thankfully i'm not but my mom is lmao even if you aren't allergic the baldfaced hornets can actually be pretty dangerous" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "something like that" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "or at least fell outta the air i never cared how the sprays worked i just knew it you sprayed one it died within seconds" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "yup" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "that's kinda what the sprays do right?" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Nah I was gonna say you could suffocate them lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "besides a flamethrower? we found the holes they'd made and gassed those little fuckers, which sounds way worse out loud" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "This is gonna make me sound lowkey spoiled but we always paid someone to mow the lawn for us do you know how to get rid of them?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "it's good for ocd, satisfying work it wasn't what attacked me tho cus those were way smaller than that bastard tho these bald-faced hornets made a nest in our wall" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I have never mowed before hahaha" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "nah just the one he was being an asshole lmao i swung and felt the stick hit something looked around and no more hornet" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Do you find hornets frequently while mowing?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "this is why you don't fuck with the sicilian chick" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "LOL" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "bro got whacked i grabbed a stick and i shit you not i took that little fucker outta the air" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "vibing while causing mass destruction to families" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "tho i did almost get stung by a hornet lol maybe" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I imagine you just destroying many little families of bugs or something while you mow LOL" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "it is, tho i found Indestructible by Disturbed makes for a funnier combination" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "sounds like a vibe lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Not as weird as listening to the Exorcism soundtrack (Tubular Bells), unrelated to the movie, whilst ||burning the corpses of your victims in your backyard, with neighbors, to hide the evidence of your crimes||." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "i cannot tell you how funny it is to listen to the Doom soundtrack while mowing the lawn" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "YAY" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hope you all have a great day!! ๐Ÿ’œ Hi" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "It was good" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "How was sleep? :D morny!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Morning" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "and then it was able to guess the story's setting based on the stuff that was mentioned in the writing x3 ai is cool. It was able to guess a plot twist in a writing of mine, which either means that my writing is clear and easy to understand or that ai is way too good x3" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I fail to be wholesome, but I try to be entertaining at least" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I meannnnnn we try. lol welcome aboard btw" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "seems like a wholesome server" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "thank u hey" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Happy everything everybody everywhere!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "_whispers ||their about me smells fishy||_ O.o" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "... Welcome Kot" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Hey Kot" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "hello people" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Lol" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "No clue where yet, but now it makes sense. Oh, somewhere there's free bugles, gotcha. He's still going. Bout one a second for the past minute or so. Why... Just... I... 4,200 for 5; so $4.20, So they're spending 84 cents per pointless message. Which, unless they changed something, costs money to use, via World Horn Bugle things. People are using the shouting system in mabinogi to argue whether or not magic is called magic or faith in the game, even though the tab for the frigging skillset is called \"magic\"." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Remember that! Road construction is integral to the maintenance of infrastructure we take for granted ..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "it was a Ghostbusters reference, Egon Spengler was the name of a ghostbuster" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "And now I shall vainly attempt to start organizing this flustercuck into categories based on bag plus use the empty inventories of the pets I have that are newer." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "All hope is lost." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "SWEET YOU REACHED LVL 5!! You're officially a member here now ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I have no idea what that says" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Huh.. living tentacle book thing. Sometimes the scenery in ESO is just amazing. Like this for example, a spiraling tower made up mostly of books. (Hermaeus Mora theme, I suppose)" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Seems a win either way So either I get rest, or I get to call in sick and that will be some hours more but I will need to work in the morning I am pretty bothered by the road construction outside" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I think I'd get in trouble for that Sounds great!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Can someone knock me out though? Oh well The person I really did want to talk to, fell asleep like ten/twenty minutes before I got home I need sleep I guess" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Pomodoro sauce and vegetarian meatballs" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I mean it's literally past midnight Mine is finally over I guess" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Really busy actually, how about you?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "How is your day?" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hey hey!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Hi V" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Love to hear it! What'd you have it with?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I have been wondering about that one, loads of clones in the App Store so maybe there is something to it" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Good๐Ÿ˜Š I was craving for pasta and I got it" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Happy to be home, and you?" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "How is everyone?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... Double Leafy Waving Piggy ..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hello" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "hehe" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... Hello" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Also, you DONT have to get the uh paid portion to do the exercises. I have a headset that if you charge for 5 minutes you get 5 hours of battery lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "while these are red and black the alternative was an ugly green and yellow lmao they were also cheaper to get them in darker colors, cus racism i assume granted i haven't been using them constantly but still also these new headphones are awesome i charged them once in the last 3 days i'll look into it! thank you๐Ÿ–ค" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Get the just fit app. It has easy exercises that aren't strenuous and can be done laying down." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "why? Iphone XR" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm excited for you ๐Ÿ™‚ also what kind of phone do you have?? ..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "progress is progress no matter the speed of it i'm excited ik this should go in fitness but still stretches to help ease the pain off the bursitis so i've got legs arms and core workouts i mean it's practically PT from home lmao i can do push-ups and sit-ups with too much strain on my hip, just gotta be careful doing sit-ups so i've got this for leg strength without straining my hip to much big not as much as this thing tho i also have one of thigh workout things, i forget what it's called but it also helps" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Minimum I used it when I'd work from home lol ended up using it for almost the full 8 hour shift. Would get about 4 miles on it each day ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น I have one of those!!" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "one of the ones you can use when you're sitting at a desk or whatever btw i got this stationary bike type thing to help keep my legs moving" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Egon Spengler hi ghost, my name is actually Egon" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hi bored. I'm ghost" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "i'm bored" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Hello" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "opend chat voice" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "anyways gotta work now catch you later people" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "At least it wasn't a fart tht turned out to be a poop" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "... i feel that with every step this is how my day is going so far ..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "This how it be when u get tht ransom stab of pain fsr" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "why tho?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "not too well, big sad" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "how'd your day go?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "lmao ..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "cause man's here just bored for the meantime ๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ. that's nice, so any plans for today? yea do that and go to your appointment hope you get well soon ๐Ÿซกstay blessed" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "All good in the neighborhood" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "good good yours?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Awoo all how's everyone's day" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Aight.. time to go get my meds before my pain levels reach a point where I don't feel like going Minor freakout as I was in the shower of \"fuck, was my appointment at 9am or 10..\" luckily it was 10." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Homeless people getting comfy in subway" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Morning" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Fuck yeah" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I was listening to a audio book of a series called the Raven Cycle I was shocked" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Beat the Observer's \"game\" and intimidated the fucker to give me all the prisoners instead of choosing between the high elf lady or the three mages." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Looooool" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "older pics but still posted selfies, feeling good again" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "> Now excuse me while I go find that sorry excuse for a wood elf and introduce his backside to my boot.\nHuh." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Welp fuck. Had to decline an added 2 hours to my paycheck tonight aaaaaand we're also under tornado watch ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ  Oh??" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Though this questline is neat. I entered into a Hollow City, empty save for a very select few people. As I continue to rescue more people, the livelier it gets." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Rude" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I still ain't had the opportunity to sacrifice the douche-nozzle since I've been doing all I can to collect all the peeps that got warped into this area across the whole realm so we can fight a daedric prince." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yeah I don't really do kid books lol but we do read some their levels so they get practice reading" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "My lil demon cub" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "oh interesting" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Oh damn Omg that's adorable" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "My nightmare firestalker cub is so cute, he even jumps up on furniture at his own whims Swam too long in too deep of water, apparently." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Holy fucking what Oh sheetsโ€ฆ" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Okay yeah that's true ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น They probably do but we been reading Percy Jackson lol" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "i see anyways how's your day /night going?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "That's different from the narrator who sounds like he's 90 years old pretending to be a woman singing" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'm new I guess. Didn't really talk much in here" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Oh my bad ;sorry bout that tho stay blessed bruv ๐Ÿค๐Ÿพ" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Physical stuff, long story short; nerve pain in lower spine. Don't care to go into detail at the moment." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... btw I've never chatted with you on here are you new or I'm i dizzy waking up after a century ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ I'm guessing that should be yes? you sick?" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Maybe should split my last gaba in half and take one half tonight and one in the morning.. not sure, though.." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Oof" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Nothing quite like realizing you forgot to pick up your meds about 7 minutes before the pharmacy closes. Tomorrow's gonna be a bitch." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Si" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "does this stuff still scare people ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜‚if it isn't the ol scream" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Whaddup fren ๐Ÿซด๐Ÿพ yea it's midnight here so it's quite interesting" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Whats everyone up to" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "would be such fun to imitate The big bad wolf ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘€ oh interesting, I'm curious do they have a book for puss in boots the last wish?" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Alright folks if needed ping me and I'll check it asap. Just got to work. When I read a story to my kids I give the characters voices lol" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "what voices ? listening to a documentary:world most unexplained about the crying children painting" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Now I do the voices for my kids ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น My mom would do the voices when she'd read to me when I was little lol" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "hahahaha" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Didn't really listen to it as a kid but now it bother me so much lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I only enjoyed that when I was a kid. Lmao" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Especially when they do voices. Gets on my nerves" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "that suddenly makes me feel better not working in roofing anymore i mean i know thermal radiation but you know what i mean i always thought it was just heat but it's straight up radiation never even thought about that i'm dumb for not thinking about it sooner but sunburn is literally a radiation burn" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Also agreeeee True and that's good" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "as in not as good But I dont get many theives I mean. if they steal they steal. I have a system and alarms but like- if they are gonna steal they will steal regardless. Audio books hit different." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I'd die. Ngl. ..." }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "... me too man. I have customers reccomend me books and im like" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Yeah see that wouldn't work for me, I love to read lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I cant read most of them lol" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I think the only concern for me would be if someone stole something. Otherwise I'd just be devastated that I'd have a hard time reading a book" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I own a book store" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "What do you do??" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Well. I have a job most people would argue I would need to see for but I do just fine lol ..." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "I already do that and I only need reading glasses lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I trip and bump into things a lot oh thennnn maybe not lol" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Lol I have to drive to my buildings and I'd have to pray my other senses would kick in so I could smell trash ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Shhhhhh there isnt the complication of not knowing what dirty shhhhhh You have to be clean to function nah you could do it" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Well building lead I'm a janitor The day I lose my sight is the day I lose my job lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "then a trip to get wine wouldnt be like over $100 lol I remember it being convenient though" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Makes sense" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "also why I cant drive lol" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Ooooof Lmfaooooo" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "I almost said legally blonde. haha very. I am legally blind. I have a cane. I cant really make things out well unless they are at least three feet in front of me" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Near sighted Looool sounds like my 8 and 6 yr old" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Its fine. I didnt notice. I cant even read what your saying without the screen being like right in front of my face so" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Expect typos, I'm learning to text with long nails lmaooo Divine *" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "It isssss" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "The wine sounds Devine lol" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Oh yeahhhhh" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "No no ew for the Uber ride" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "yummy. lol not ew" } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Ew" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Ive made it before. Its really nice. Hard to get unfortunately. I also cant drive and the only place that has it around here is in Denver so I need to uber for like 40 minutes you can yeah! Hard to get." } ]
[ { "from": "human", "value": "Wonder if I can make that from the ones that grow in my yard ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”" }, { "from": "gpt", "value": "Yes!" } ]