Funny Jokes for Recovery by Aaron Wacker

Tell me three funny jokes to make patients laugh during surgery for this: 2 👀 Eyes 👁️ Optic Nerve Vision 👓 Cataracts 10.7 92002 92499
1. “Why did the cataract go to school? To get a clear vision for its future!”

2. “Why did the optician refuse to sell eyeglasses to the computer? Because it already had a good screen resolution!”

3. “Why do we never trust an atom? Because they make up everything, including our eyes and the optic nerve!”
Same with this: 1 🧠 Head 🧠 Brain Controls mental processes 😨 Anxiety & Depression 210 90791 90899
1. “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired just like a brain dealing with anxiety and depression!”

2. “Why did the anxiety attack get cancelled? Because it was worried it might not make it to the party!”

3. “Why did the brain go to the psychiatrist? To get a head of its anxiety and depression!”
Do the same with 5 👄 Mouth 👅 Tongue Taste 🦷 Dental Issues 130 00100 00192
1. “Why was the toothbrush sad? Because it knew it would be losing its best friend, the tooth, sooner or later due to dental issues!”

2. “Why did the tasty cake feel sad after going to the dentist? Because it lost its filling while simultaneously reminding the mouth and tongue of all the upcoming dental issues!”

3. “Why did the football player go to the dentist? Because he wanted to get closer to the tooth of the game!”
do the same with 7 💪 Upper Body ❤️ Heart Circulation 💔 Heart Disease 230 92920 93799
1. “Why did the muscles in the upper body run away from the heart? Because the latter was always breaking their beat with heart disease!”

2. “Why did the blood flowing through the heart get tired of its job? Because it realized that it was doing all the circulating while heart disease was stealing all the attention!”

3. “Why did the heart enroll in cooking classes? To learn how to prepare better diets and beat heart disease at its own game!”
do the same with this: 11 💪 Upper Body 🍹 Kidneys Filtration 🌊 Chronic Kidney Disease 110 50010 50999
1. “Why did the other organs in the upper body envy the kidneys? Because they were experts at filtering out toxicity and preventing chronic kidney disease waves!”

2. “Why did the kidney go for a swim after a long day of filtration? To wave goodbye to all the toxins and chronic kidney disease, with some strokes of relief!”

3. “Why did the doctor advise the kidney to take a break when dealing with chronic kidney disease? Because sometimes, it’s better to go with the flow than to over-filter!”
do the same with 13 💪 Upper Body 💉 Pancreas Insulin secretion 🍬 Diabetes 327 48100 48999
1. “Why did the other organs in the upper body feel bad for the pancreas? Because it was always the one getting pricked and still blamed for the sweet tooth of diabetes!”

2. “Why did the pancreas refuse to give a lecture on insulin secretion? Because it was tired of being blamed for the ups and downs of diabetes!”

3. “Why did the pancreas retire from insulin secretion? It wanted to start a new career and leave behind diabetes, for sweeter and healthier opportunities!”
do the same with 20 🦶 Feet 💪 Muscles Movement and strength 🏋️‍♂️ Musculoskeletal Disorders 176 97110 97799
1. “Why did the feet feel unappreciated by the muscles? Because it was always the latter, taking all the credit for movement and strength while feet got overlooked, ignored and disordered with musculoskeletal issues!”

2. “Why did the muscles get jealous of the feet’s shoes? Because they were always covered and protected, while the muscles had to perform all the movements and bear the brunt of musculoskeletal disorders!”

3. “Why did the athlete and his feet stop talking to his muscles? Because they were always at odds with each other, due to musculoskeletal disorders disrupting their practice!”