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MEMORANDUM

DALZELL, District Judge.
On April 22, 2005, one year after Steven Allen Schwartz waived his Sixth Amendment right, assumed full responsibility for his defense, and concluded his self-representation at a fifteen day trial, a jury convicted him of conspiracy to commit wire and bank fraud and identity theft (18 U.S.C. § 371). The jury also found him guilty of five counts of wire fraud (18 U.S.C. § 1343), nine counts of bank fraud (18 U.S.C. § 1344), and one count of use of a fictitious name for mailing (18 U.S.C. § 1342).
On July 26, 2005, we imposed upon Schwartz a 225-month sentence. This sentence varied above the Sentencing Guidelines’ advisory range for reasons we explained at length in United States v. Schwartz, 379 F.Supp.2d 716 (E.D.Pa. 2005).1 Schwartz again represented himself at the sentencing hearing. Our Court of Appeals affirmed his conviction and sentence in United States v. Schwartz, 315 Fed.Appx. 412 (3d Cir.2009), along with Schwartz’s conviction and sentence in Criminal No. 04-231 that had proceeded before our colleague, Judge Bartle.
Schwartz petitioned the United States Supreme Court for a writ of certiorari. The Supreme Court obliged the Government to respond, and the Solicitor General’s office filed a twenty-two page brief concluding that Schwartz’s claims warranted no review. The Court denied Schwartz’s petition for writ of certiorari on April 26, 2010. Schwartz v. United States, 559 U.S. 1094, 130 S.Ct. 2371, 176 L.Ed.2d 770 (2010).
Schwartz filed his timely sixty-five page motion for habeas corpus relief pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 2255, to which the Government responded with one-hundred-seventy-two pages of opposition. After affording Schwartz three hundred days to file a reply, we denied his twelfth hour request for a second one-hundred-twenty day extension to file that reply.
*670For the reasons set forth at length below we will deny Schwartz’s § 2255 motion for habeas corpus relief without convening a hearing. His ineffective assistance of trial and appellate counsel and actual innocence claims fail on the merits. His trial process and Government abuse claims fail for procedural reasons. We will decline to issue a certificate of appealability as none is warranted on such a clear and (to risk understatement) fully-developed record.

Table of Contents

I. The Contours of Schwartz’s § 2255 Motion.................................671
II. The Standard for Evaluating a Pro Se § 2255 Motion........................671
III. Background Facts: Schwartz’s Legal Representation During the PreTrial, Trial, Sentencing, and Direct Appeal Phases of Criminal Action No. 03-35 ............................................................671
IV. Schwartz’s Ineffective Assistance of Trial Counsel Claims....................676
A. The Ineffective Assistance of Trial Counsel Standard....................676
B. Threshold Matter: Schwartz’s Sixth Amendment Right to Trial Counsel Waiver ..................................................677
C. Schwartz’s Pre-and Post-Sixth Amendment Waiver Ineffective Assistance of Counsel Claims.......................................678
1. Pre-Waiver Claims..............................................678
2. Post-Waiver Claims.............................................681
D. Schwartz’s Ineffective Assistance of Counsel Claims Arising From Alleged Breach of the Attorney-Client Privilege......................682
V. Schwartz’s Claims of Ineffective Assistance of Appellate Counsel, Trial Process Abuse and Government Misconduct, and Actual Innocence.....684
A. Ineffective Assistance of Appellate Counsel ............................684
1. The Due Process Right to Effective Assistance of Appellate Counsel......................................................685
2. Application: Three Reasons Why The Ineffective Appellate Counsel Claims Fail...........................................686
a) The Appellate Proceedings Were Fair ..........................686
b) Appellate Counsel’s Conduct Was Neither Deficient Nor Prejudicial ................................................688
c) Schwartz’s Claims Fail As a Matter of Legal Pleading Sufficiency................................................690
B. Schwartz’s Trial Process and Government Misconduct Claims............691
1. The Standard...................................................691
2. Background Facts: Schwartz’s Trial Process and Government Abuse Arguments in his § 2255 Motion..........................692
3. Application: The Prior Decisions Will Not Be Disturbed And Any New Claims Are Procedurally Barred............................692
C. Schwartz’s Actual Innocence Claim ...................................693
VI. No Hearing Is Required.................................................694
VII. We Will Deny Schwartz’s Request For Leave to Amend His Petition..........694
VIII. No Certificate of Appealability Is Warranted...............................695
IX. Conclusion.............................................................695
*6711. The Contours of Schwartz’s § 2255 Motion
Schwartz’s pro se § 2255 motion raises four distinct issues comprised of many sub-issues. First, he asserts what we will treat as four different categories of ineffective assistance of counsel claims. Specifically, he alleges that his counsel provided ineffective assistance: (1) before Schwartz decided to represent himself pro se; (2) during the trial and sentencing proceedings at which Schwartz represented himself; and (3) on direct appeal. Since his fourth claim avers that counsel rendered ineffective assistance by violating the attorney-client privilege — at times that appear to traverse more than one of these temporal categories — we will treat this claim separately.
Second, Schwartz claims that “the process employed by Judge Dalzell [in conducting his criminal trial] violated Sehwartz’[s] Due Process rights and was lacking in fundamental fairness”. Pet. 44. Third, he claims that “the government’s outrageous conduct in this case reaches the extraordinary mark of prosecutorial misconduct.” Id. at 54. And fourth, he contends that he is actually innocent. Id. at 63.

II.The Standard for Evaluating a Pro Se § 2255 Motion

We must “accept the truth of [a § 2255 petitioner’s] factual allegations unless they are clearly frivolous on the basis of the existing record”. United States v. Booth, 432 F.3d 542, 545-46 (3d Cir.2005) (citations omitted). Importantly, “vague and conclusory allegations contained in a § 2255 petition may be disposed of without further investigation by the District Court”. United States v. Thomas, 221 F.3d 430, 437 (3d Cir.2000); see also United States v. Lilly, 536 F.3d 190, 195 (3d Cir.2008).
Though we are to liberally construe pro se litigant pleadings, see Mala v. Crown Bay Marina, Inc., 704 F.3d 239, 244-45 (3d Cir.2013), this “pro se practice is a shield against the technical requirements of a past age”, Theriault v. Silber, 579 F.2d 302, 303 (5th Cir.1978), and has its limits. Our Court of Appeals just last month re-affirmed that we “need not provide substantive legal advice to pro se litigants.” Mala, 704 F.3d at 244; id. at 245 (“Nonassistance is the rule”). Indeed, our Court of Appeals acknowledged in Mala that “there are limits to our procedural flexibility. For example, pro se litigants still must allege sufficient facts in their complaints to support a claim____At the end of the day, they cannot flout procedural rules — they must abide by the same rules that apply to all other litigants.” Id. And an experienced pro se litigator “has less reason to complain than the neophyte pro se litigant” because “[h]is experiences have made him well acquainted with the courts.” See Davidson v. Flynn, 32 F.3d 27, 31 (2d Cir.1994) (refusing to be flexible when interpreting a complaint because the plaintiff was ‘an extremely litigious inmate who [was] quite familiar with the legal system and with pleading requirements’); Cusamano v. Sobek, 604 F.Supp.2d 416, 445-46 (N.D.N.Y.2009).” Mala, 704 F.3d at 246.

III.Background Facts: Schwartz’s Legal Representation During the Pre-Trial, Trial, Sentencing, and Direct Appeal Phases of Criminal Action No. 08-85

On January 16, 2003, a Grand Jury returned a twenty-seven count Indictment against Schwartz and his mother, co-defendant llene Schwartz.2 A week later the *672matter was assigned to our docket, and the next day Mark E. Cedrone, Esq., entered his appearance on Schwartz’s behalf. At that time Schwartz was released on bail conditions.
By letter dated and faxed to chambers on March 12, 2004, Schwartz, in no uncertain terms, informed us that he was “taking over [his] defense.” March 12, 2004 Letter (Chambers Files, Attached as Exhibit). He also made it clear that “Mottling in this request should be construed to reflect negatively on Mr. Cedrone.” Id. Schwartz did not cite any complaint about Cedrone’s representation up through that time. He only took issue with the Government’s “failure] to produce ‘thousands’ of documents” and its conduct in relation to a then-potential Government witness. Id.
On March 23, 2004, the Government responded to Schwartz’s letter expressing its concern that Schwartz had not clearly and unequivocally requested to represent himself under Supreme Court and Third Circuit jurisprudence. The Government noted that Schwartz’s “letter ... cites no complaint regarding his representation thus far by his counsel”. Docket Entry #54 at 1. We had already scheduled for March 25, 2004 a hearing on Schwartz’s desire to represent himself before receiving the Government’s response, docket entry # 52.
But before we could convene that hearing, the Government filed a motion to revoke Schwartz’s bail. After a hearing on the matter on March 25, 2004, we granted the Government’s motion and ordered Schwartz detained. March 25, 2004 Tr. 36:3-5 (Docket Entry # 57); (Docket Entry # 72).3 We had originally intended to hear argument that day on Schwartz’s request to represent himself, but chose to address the Government’s bail revocation motion instead because “it immediately concerned Schwartz’s] liberty” and, thus, “[could have an] impact on the matter” of his decision to represent himself. March 25, 2004 Tr. 3:13-19. We declined to entertain Schwartz’s “adamant ... desire to represent himself ... in connection with his bail revocation proceeding” expressed on the record that day, id. 10:10-12, because the Government’s motion could “change the ballgame” since Schwartz’s freedom was in jeopardy and confinement would complicate his efforts to represent himself and prepare for trial. Id. 10:17-19.
After we ordered Schwartz to be detained, we recessed the question of Schwartz’s self-representation for a few days because, in light of his pre-trial detention, “it ... is ... highly material ... on the issue of representation and his ability to represent himself. Just a physical difficulty of representing himself from 7th and Arch”, the intersection of the Philadelphia Federal Detention Center. Id. 36:17-21.
On April 1, 2004, we held a hearing on Schwartz’s request to represent himself and engaged in an extensive on-the-record colloquy to ascertain whether he understood the grave risks he faced if he were to proceed pro se. April 1, 2004 Tr. at pgs. 10-33 (Docket Entry # 416). Since Schwartz was now in custody, we stressed the challenges he would face representing himself and preparing his defense from the Federal Detention Center. To drive home the point, we told Schwartz that “Mr. Ce-*673drone could walk over to the public library to look up things. You can’t do that.” Id. 19:18-21. We cautioned him: “you’re going to have, just physically, physically, much more difficulty in investigating your case and in composing pretrial motions than you would have if you weren’t in jail.” Id. 20:1-4. We told him that “[n]ow that you’re in jail, it’s just much harder for you, Steven Schwartz, to go out and look for evidence. You understand that?”, id. 20:6-8, to which Schwartz responded, “I agree with you a hundred percent.” Id. 20:9-10.
We also warned Schwartz that “[y]our access to visitors, including potential new counsel, if you want to do that, or investigator or whoever is assisting you, a Mend, would be limited. Because you just can’t walk into 7th and Arch and say: ‘Hey! I want to see Steven Schwartz.’ But you can go to Mr. Cedrone’s office and say: ‘I’d like to see Mr. Cedrone.’ ” Id. 20:20-21:1. Again, Schwartz stated “I understand.” Id. 21:6.4 We urged Schwartz not to try to represent himself because he was “going to be in jail until trial. It’s going to be very difficult therefore for you to prepare your own defense.” 24:2-5.
We told Schwartz on more than one occasion that we could appoint him new counsel. We offered “to get — as [we] did for [Schwartz’s] mother — another lawyer from our Criminal Justice Act panel” to represent him in this matter. Id. 28:3-5; 29:17-21. Schwartz declined to take us up on this offer.
We repeatedly listed Schwartz’s three available options that only he could choose among: “[t]o stay with Mr. Cedrone; ... to get another lawyer from the Criminal Justice Act panel; or [to] represent [him]self.” Id. 31:1-3. When we asked Schwartz “[w]hat is your desire”?, id. 31:4, he initially claimed that we “left [him] with no choice.” Id. 31:5-6. We reminded him that we had “given [him] three options. It is totally up to you which option to take.” Id. 31:14-15. Schwartz explained that “[a]s long as [we were going to remain] the judge on this case, there is no attorney in the Eastern District of Pennsylvania that c[ould] provide [him] with effective representation”. Id. 31:16-20. We found Schwartz’s view that we had effectively deprived him of anything to be unresponsive to the “narrow subject ... [of his] capacity ... to represent [him]self, and how difficult, how much more difficult it [would be] now that [he was] in full custody”, id. 22:12-16, because it seemed he was attempting to re-litigate our already-issued decision that day to deny his first pro se motion to recuse. Id. 22:12-16; see also docket entry # 65. We directed Schwartz to answer our question: “Do you want to represent yourself and not have a lawyer; notwithstanding everything you and I have talked about[?]”, id. 32:13-15, to which Schwartz answered unequivocally, “I want to represent myself.” Id. 32:19.5
After this lengthy colloquy we found “that the defendant ha[d] acted voluntarily; and he [wa]s aware of all the risks of representing himself. And [we], therefore, permitted] Steven Schwartz to represent himself.” Id. 32:20-24. We also' obliged Cedrone to remain as standby counsel. Schwartz never reconsidered this position. The Grand Jury returned a twenty-seven count Superseding Indictment against *674Schwartz and his mother on August 12, 2004. A week later we specially listed this case for trial on April 4, 2005.
Eventually, on September 24, 2004, we granted Schwartz’s motion for pretrial release pursuant to certain conditions in light of the unique circumstances of his case. Docket entry # 181. Judge Bartle, on October 4, 2004, issued a similar order in the criminal matter before him, docket entry # 36 in Cr. No. 04-231, and Schwartz posted $100,000 bail and was released to a halfway house. He was allowed to visit Cedrone’s offices to prepare his defense, and perambulate in other circumscribed manners. See docket entry # 181; see also docket entry # 38 in Cr. No. 04-231. On November 11, 2004, a jury convicted Schwartz of two counts of bank fraud and seven counts of wire fraud before Judge Bartle in Cr. No. 04-231. Judge Bartle did not revoke at that time and sentenced Schwartz on May 18, 2005— after the trial before us concluded.
Voir dire in Schwartz’s criminal matter before us began on April 4, 2005, which was a year and three days after we granted Schwartz’s motion to represent himself. At trial, “Schwartz [himself] conducted voir dire, delivered an opening statement, conducted direct and redirect testimony of his own witnesses, cross-examined the Government’s witnesses, made objections, and gave a closing argument.” Schwartz, 315 Fed.Appx. at 416 n. 1 (internal citations omitted). On April 22, 2005, a jury convicted Schwartz of several counts and we revoked his bail at that time. We sentenced Schwartz on July 26, 2005 at a proceeding where he again represented himself. July 26, 2005 Tr. 2:11 (Docket Entry # 391) (noting “STEVEN ALLEN SCHWARTZ, Pro Se” under “APPEARANCES”); see generally id.; United States v. Schwartz, 379 F.Supp.2d 716 (E.D.Pa.2005). It bears re-emphasis that Schwartz never attempted to revisit the representation issue from April 1, 2004 through his sentencing on July 26, 2005.
As noted, Schwartz appealed his conviction and sentence to our Court of Appeals. Cedrone represented Schwartz in that proceeding, but Schwartz continued to file pro se submissions. Third Circuit Court of Appeals Docket No. 05-2770. Indeed, the Clerk for our Circuit reminded Schwartz that only counseled submissions would be accepted for filing and that all submissions should be directed to the Clerk and not the judges. See, e.g., November 1, 2005 Docket Order (citing Third Circuit Loe. App. R. 31.3 & 25(a)(1)). Despite this admonition, Schwartz continued to file pro se submissions. After his counsel filed a brief on the consolidated appeal, Schwartz insisted on filing a pro se brief of his own. See Nov. 14, 2005 entry on Third Circuit docket. Our Court of Appeals “lodged” Schwartz’s pro se supplemental brief on April 13, 2007, noted that the document would be forwarded to the merits panel, but clarified that it would only be filed upon the panel’s order.
In Schwartz’s counseled brief to our Court of Appeals on direct appeal, appellate counsel Cedrone argued that this Court “(1) violated [Schwartz’s] Sixth Amendment right to represent himself at trial, (2) violated his Sixth Amendment right to confront witnesses against him, (3) improperly admitted evidence, and (4) failed to consider the factors enumerated in 18 U.S.C. § 3553(a) when imposing sentence.” Schwartz, 315 Fed.Appx. at 415. Our Court of Appeals rejected each of these contentions. See id. at 415^120.
In his prolix, unsolicited and then-unauthorized pro se supplemental brief to our Court of Appeals on that same appeal, Schwartz contended that, as to our handling of his criminal prosecution, we erred in denying his three recusal motions because we were, at bottom, biased against *675him, displayed that bias in proceedings, and received “false and inflammatory extra judicial information regarding the proceedings”. Pro Se Supp. Br. 148-159. He reiterated and expanded his counseled Sixth Amendment claim that “[tjhroughout Mr. Schwartz’[s] direct examination, cross-examination, re-direct and re-cross the trial judge refused to allow Appellant to appear before the jury as his own lawyer.” Id. 160-161. Schwartz claimed that we disparaged counsel at two pre-trial hearings leaving him with no choice but to defend himself pro se and threatened him with “unlawful arrest”. Id. 162-163. Schwartz alleged that we “denied [him] a fair trial by giving the jury the impression that [we] believed Mr. Schwartz to be guilty.” Id. 164; see also id. (“The Trial Judge Violated Mr. Schwartz’[s] Due Process Rights By Using His Mannerisms and Acidic Tone to Convey to the Jury His View That Appellant Was Guilty”).
In addition, Schwartz argued that we improperly instructed the jury on certain questions of law and refused to conduct his requested voir dire. Id. 182-189. He asserted that we directed our Deputy Clerk to interfere with jury deliberations. Id. 190. He elaborated upon his counseled arguments that we erred in admitting certain Fed.R.Evid. 404(b) evidence. Id. 191— 195. Schwartz also averred that our “Stewardship of This Case Violated [his] Fourteenth and Sixth Amendment Rights to a Meaningful Opportunity to Prepare and Present a Complete Defense”, id. 196, because we: (1) denied his absolute right to interview witnesses, id. 197; (2) denied him his right to testify on his own behalf, id. 198; (3) refused to issue subpoenas to obtain certain documents and witness appearances and appoint certain experts to aid his defense, id. 199-209; and (4) denied him Internet and telephone access, id. 209. Schwartz also claimed that we erred in denying his continuance request, id. 221-222, and advanced additional claims related to his sentencing, id. 223-225.
As to the Government’s conduct, Schwartz claimed that it used contradictory theories against him in two separate prosecutions thus depriving him of due process and rendering his trial fundamentally unfair. Id. 167-170. He alleged that the Government improperly used offensive collateral estoppel against him, or improperly used Fed.R.Evid. 404(b) evidence against him. Id. 171-178. Schwartz contended that the prosecutor improperly forced him to testify as to the veracity of Government witnesses and forced him to call Government witnesses liars. Id. 179-181. Moreover, he asserted that the Government knowingly presented perjured testimony. Id. at 194, 207 n., 210-211.
On March 4, 2009, our Court of Appeals granted Schwartz’s motion to file his pro se supplemental brief and “considered the arguments Schwartz raised in his pro se supplemental brief and f[ound] them to be meritless.” Schwartz, 315 Fed.Appx. at 422 n.6.
Schwartz then filed a petition for writ of certiorari to the United States Supreme Court. That Court ordered the Solicitor General to respond to the four issues presented in Schwartz’s petition: whether (1) Federal Rule of Evidence 902(11) violated the Confrontation Clause; (2) we committed reversible plain error in admitting certain F.D.I.C. certificates; (3) a requirement that a pro se defendant testify on direct examination via questions posed by standby counsel rather than narrative testimony violated the Sixth Amendment; and (4) any use made by the Government of petitioner’s bail hearing testimony necessitated a new trial. See Supreme Court Docket No. 09-7923, filed March 29, 2010. The Solicitor General answered each of these questions in the negative in her twenty-two page response. Id. Schwartz *676filed a fourteen page reply. See Supreme Court Docket No. 09-7923, filed April 15, 2010. On April 26, 2010, the Supreme Court denied Schwartz’s petition for a writ of certiorari. Schwartz v. United States, 559 U.S. 1094, 130 S.Ct. 2371, 176 L.Ed.2d 770 (2010).
IV. Schwartz’s Ineffective Assistance of Trial Counsel Claims
Schwartz’s ineffective assistance of trial and appellate counsel claims are properly presented for the first time in his § 2255 motion. See Massaro v. United States, 538 U.S. 500, 504, 123 S.Ct. 1690, 155 L.Ed.2d 714 (2003). In this section, we address Schwartz’s ineffective assistance of trial counsel claims only and conclude that they are without merit. The record shows that pursuant to Schwartz’s own demand he duly extinguished his Sixth Amendment right to counsel by knowingly, voluntarily, and intelligently choosing to represent himself in pre-trial preparation and at trial and sentencing. Now that his jury conviction and sentence have been affirmed by our Court of Appeals — in a disposition the Supreme Court left undisturbed — he seeks to retreat from his own pro se effort to exculpate himself at trial by scapegoating his one-time trial counsel who became his standby counsel.
A. The Ineffective Assistance of Trial Counsel Standard
The Supreme Court held in Strickland v. Washington, 466 U.S. 668, 690-92, 104 S.Ct. 2052, 80 L.Ed.2d 674 (1984), that to state a claim for ineffective assistance of counsel a petitioner must establish both that (1) counsel’s performance was deficient, i.e., unreasonable under prevailing professional standards, and (2) such deficient performance prejudiced the defense. Under the first prong, “[j]udicial scrutiny must be highly deferential,” and courts “must indulge a strong presumption that counsel’s conduct falls within the wide range of reasonable professional assistance”. Id. at 688-89, 104 S.Ct. 2052. To prove prejudice a petitioner “need not show that counsel’s deficient performance ‘more likely than not altered the outcome in the case’ — rather, he must show only ‘a probability sufficient to undermine confidence in the outcome.’ ” Jacobs v. Horn, 395 F.3d 92, 105 (3d Cir.2005) (quoting Strickland, 466 U.S. at 693-94, 104 S.Ct. 2052, and Jermyn v. Horn, 266 F.3d 257, 282 (3d Cir.2001)). In ruling on a § 2255 petition we may address the prejudice prong first “and reject an ineffectiveness claim solely on the ground that the defendant was not prejudiced.” Rolan v. Vaughn, 445 F.3d 671, 678 (3d Cir.2006).
Our Court of Appeals has held that “a defendant who chooses to represent himself must be allowed to make that choice, even if it works ‘ultimately to his own detriment.’ ” United States v. Peppers, 302 F.3d 120, 130 (3d Cir.2002) (quoting Faretta v. California, 422 U.S. 806, 834, 95 S.Ct. 2525, 45 L.Ed.2d 562 (1975)). And a defendant’s right to effective assistance of trial counsel exists so long as the defendant does not knowingly, intelligently, and voluntarily waive it. The Sixth Circuit has persuasively reasoned that “[b]y exercising [one’s] constitutional right to present his own defense, a defendant necessarily waives his constitutional right to be represented by counsel. See Faretta, [422 U.S. at 834, 95 S.Ct. 2525]. Logically, a defendant cannot waive his right to counsel and then complain about the quality of his own defense. Id. [at 834 n. 46, 95 S.Ct. 2525]”, Wilson v. Parker, 515 F.3d 682, 696 (6th Cir.2008).
Moreover, pro se criminal defendants enjoy no constitutional right to standby counsel or hybrid representation. See United States v. Tilley, 326 Fed.Appx. 96, 97 (3d Cir.2009) (holding pro se defendant lacks constitutional right to standby *677counsel and to have standby counsel raise objections on his behalf and that pro se defendant cannot complain of the quality of his own defense); see also United States v. Morrison, 153 F.3d 34, 55 (2d Cir.1998) (holding pro se defendant cannot claim ineffective assistance where standby counsel “was in reality, as well as in name, only that”); and see 41 Geo. L.J. Ann. Rev. Crim. Proc. 531-532 & nn. 1588-1589 (2012) (collecting cases).
The Supreme Court has described the Sixth Amendment right to counsel as “a shield to protect [a defendant] against being ‘haled into court’ by the [Government] and stripped of his presumption of innocence”. Ross v. Moffitt, 417 U.S. 600, 610-11, 94 S.Ct. 2437, 41 L.Ed.2d 341 (1974). That being said, “[a] defendant has no right to manipulate his right [as a sword] for the purpose of delaying and disrupting the trial.” United States v. Yagow, 953 F.2d 427, 431-32 (8th Cir.1992) (internal quotation marks and citations omitted). Moreover, where a defendant duly effectuates a waiver of his Sixth Amendment right and de-shields himself of its protections, he cannot, in a motion for habeas corpus relief, take cover behind the very right he waived long ago. See Sullivan v. Pitcher, 82 Fed.Appx. 162, 165-66 (6th Cir.2003).
B. Threshold Matter: Schwartz’s Sixth Amendment Right to Trial Counsel Waiver
We first address our April 1, 2004 Sixth Amendment waiver colloquy because whether Schwartz lawfully waived his Sixth Amendment right necessarily informs whether Strickland applies and, to the extent it does, our analysis of his ineffective assistance of trial counsel claims under it. In addition, aspects of Schwartz’s ineffective assistance of appellate counsel claim that we address below rises or falls on the adequacy of this colloquy. See Pet. 38 ¶ 1.
Our April 1, 2004 colloquy with Schwartz that we recounted above tracks our Court of Appeals’s instruction on the necessary substance of a “sufficiently penetrating inquiry [a district court must employ] to satisfy itself that the defendant’s waiver of counsel is knowing and understanding as well as voluntary.” Peppers, 302 F.3d at 130-31, 136-37 (providing a list of fourteen questions to guide a district court’s Sixth Amendment waiver colloquy taken from the Federal Judicial Center’s Benchbook for U.S. District Court Judges § 1.02 (4th ed. 2000)). Our Court of Appeals has described Peppers’s fourteen questions as providing a “useful framework” to guide a district court’s inquiry into the knowing and voluntary nature of a defendant’s request to proceed pro se. Id. at 136-37; see United States v. Thomas, 357 F.3d 357, 364 (3d Cir.2004) (describing Peppers as not “mandating] a certain ‘script,’ especially in situations where [the court is] confident that the defendant [i]s cognizant of the potential problems he would face”). The Eleventh Circuit in Cross v. United States, 893 F.2d 1287, 1290 (11th Cir.1990), bluntly explained that “[i]n recognition of the thin line that a district court must traverse in evaluating demands to proceed pro se, and the knowledge that shrewd litigants can exploit this difficult constitutional area by making ambiguous self-representation claims to inject error into the record, this Court has required an individual to clearly and unequivocally assert the desire to represent himself.”
The record here unequivocally shows that we “peppered” Schwartz with the waiver questions our Court of Appeals recommends, and elaborated and modified them in light of his specific answers at the hearing. Compare Peppers, 302 F.3d at 136-37, with, April 1, 2004 Hearing Tr. 10-*67833. We canvassed the charges against him and the sentencing exposure that he faced. Given the practical difficulties posed by his pre-trial custody, we painstakingly reviewed with Schwartz the very real difficulty posed by his desire to engage in behind-bars trial preparation. In view of the gravity of the issues our colloquy highlighted, we would not allow Schwartz to divert our attention away from the core issue that brought us together at that hearing. We repeatedly asked Schwartz if he would like us to appoint new counsel from the Criminal Justice Act panel and he repeatedly refused — further fortifying in our mind his unshakeable resolve to represent himself.6
Even with the benefit of eight years’ hindsight, we conclude that our April 1, 2004 colloquy with Schwartz — following his clear and steadfast expression of his desire to proceed pro se — adequately canvassed “ ‘the nature of the charges [against him], the range of possible punishments [he could face], potential defenses [he could assert], technical problems that [he] may encounter, and any other facts important to a general understanding of the risks involved.’” See Peppers at 132 (quoting Virgin Islands v. Charles, 72 F.3d 401, 404 (3d Cir.1995)). Our colloquy bore no resemblance to the “less than adequate” one that Schwartz successfully gamed in his appeal of a jury conviction on eight counts of harassment by communication in the Montgomery County Court of Common Pleas. See Pennsylvania v. Schwartz, No. 582 EDA 2000 (Pa.Super.Ct. Sept. 3, 2002) (attached as an exhibit to docket entry # 54).7 There can be no doubt that Schwartz knowingly, intelligently, and voluntarily waived his Sixth Amendment right to trial counsel here.
C. Schwartz’s Pre- and Postr-Sixth Amendment Waiver Ineffective Assistance of Counsel Claims
1. Pre-Waiver Claims
We first turn to Schwartz’s claim that Cedrone rendered constitutionally infirm assistance of counsel from the date of his entry of appearance on January 24, 2003 until April 1, 2004 — the day Schwartz waived his Sixth Amendment right and Cedrone assumed his standby counsel role. We find that this category of Schwartz’s ineffective assistance of counsel claims— Issue I, subparts A-C, and paragraphs l(a)-(b) of subpart H of his petition — fails to satisfy both Strickland’s deficient representation and prejudice prongs and thus fail for two independent but equally fatal reasons.
First, Schwartz cannot demonstrate that Cedrone’s performance was deficient because Schwartz’s vague, conclusory allegations on this theme are contradicted by his own March 12, 2004 letter to us and our April 1, 2004 colloquy at the hearing on his self-representation. As we noted earlier, Schwartz went out of his *679way to tell us that “[njothing in [] his request [to proceed pro se ] should be construed to reflect negatively on Mr. Ce-drone.” March 12, 2004 Letter. Moreover, at the April 1, 2004 hearing, Schwartz did not blame Cedrone for his pre-trial frustrations — he blamed us. He refused to allow us to appoint him any other attorney from the Criminal Justice Act panel and stated that “[a]s long as [we were going to be] the judge on this case, there is no attorney in the Eastern District of Pennsylvania ... [who could] provide [him] with effective representation”, April 1, 2004 Tr. 31:16-19 (emphasis added). Schwartz’s letter and hearing testimony also pointed fingers at the Government for allegedly frustrating his defense. See March 12, 2004 Letter; April 1, 2004 Tr. 19:2-14, 2L9-14.8
Our scrutiny of counsel’s performance “must be highly deferential”, and the Supreme Court’s admonition that “[i]t is all too tempting for a defendant to second-guess counsel’s assistance after conviction or adverse sentence”, Strickland, 466 U.S. at 689, 104 S.Ct. 2052, is especially apt here because only after Schwartz assumed sole responsibility for trial preparation and the presentation of evidence at trial (and lost) did he complain about Cedrone’s fleeting representation. Since Schwartz disclaimed any negative reflection on Ce-drone and failed to allege any such deficiencies on the record at the April 1, 2004 hearing, the bases for his pre-waiver claims — to say nothing of his chutzpa — are frivolous under Strickland’s first prong, thereby foreclosing relief. See Booth, 432 F.3d at 545-46.
Second, and equally fatal, is Schwartz’s failure to allege any discernible prejudice that undermines confidence in the outcome. Schwartz assumed sole responsibility for his defense more than one year before we empaneled the jury — he interviewed witnesses in anticipation of trial, vigorously litigated a wide array of pretrial motions, conducted voir dire, delivered an opening statement, conducted direct and redirect testimony of his own witnesses, cross-examined the Government’s witnesses, made objections, and gave a closing argument. He has failed to explain how Cedrone hamstrung his defense to create any “probability sufficient to undermine confidence in the outcome” at trial. See Jacobs, 395 F.3d at 105.
Schwartz’s prejudice argument rests on a speculative causation theory that we may properly disregard. Thomas, 221 F.3d at 437 (“[V]ague and conclusory allegations contained in a § 2255 petition may be disposed of without further investigation by the District Court”). See also Williams v. Taylor, 529 U.S. 362, 391-92, 120 S.Ct. 1495, 146 L.Ed.2d 389 (2000) (“there are ... situations in which it would be unjust to characterize the likelihood of a different outcome as legitimate ‘prejudice’ ”); Lock-hart v. Fretwell, 506 U.S. 364, 369-70 & n. 2, 113 S.Ct. 838,122 L.Ed.2d 180 (1993) (in some circumstances, “a [Strickland] analysis focusing solely on mere outcome determination, without attention to whether the result of the proceeding was fundamentally unfair or unreliable, is defective” and could “grant the defendant a windfall to which the law does not entitle him”).
On April 1, 2004 — at the hearing on his request to represent himself that convened *680one year and three days before Schwartz’s trial started — Schwartz assumed the risks that we specifically warned him about by preparing for trial while in custody. Our colloquy with Schwartz made it clear that we then believed he would remain in jail through trial. April 1, 2004 Tr. 24:2 (“You’re going to be in jail until trial.”). Under these circumstances, we told him that he would have particular difficulty interviewing witnesses, participating in pre-trial discovery, and investigating issues material to his defense. In October of 2004 — six months before he went to trial — we, along with Judge Bartle, granted Schwartz’s motions for pretrial release on bail pursuant to certain conditions. Once released from the Federal Detention Center, Schwartz had greater latitude in preparing his defense and interviewing and researching witnesses in the months leading up to his April 2005 trial. See docket entry # 213 n. 2. To be sure, he did not always maximize the opportunities his enhanced freedom gave him to prepare for trial. See docket entry # 298 ¶ 1. We informed him about the procedures he could use to subpoena documents and witnesses. See, e.g., docket entry # 244 ¶¶ i-k. We also granted Schwartz’s request to travel to New Hampshire to interview a witness he claimed was essential to his defense. Docket Entries ## 233, 244.
Schwartz fails to articulate how Cedrone’s pre-waiver conduct more than one year before the start of trial prejudiced his ability to strategize and investigate the law once Schwartz opted to proceed on his own. For example, while Schwartz was still at the Federal Detention Center he had no difficulty fashioning a pre-waiver pro se recusal motion. He also cannot take cover in the fact that he had limited law library access while in full custody. The Supreme Court has held that pro se criminal defendants do not enjoy a clearly-established Sixth Amendment right to law library access before trial to conduct research. See Kane v. Garcia Espitia, 546 U.S. 9, 10, 126 S.Ct. 407, 163 L.Ed.2d 10 (2005) (per curiam); Lewis v. Casey, 518 U.S. 343, 351, 116 S.Ct. 2174, 135 L.Ed.2d 606 (1996) (there exists no “abstract, freestanding right to a law library or legal assistance”); see also 41 Geo. L.J. Ann. Rev. Crim. Proc. 532 & n. 1590 (2012) (collecting Courts of Appeal cases). Moreover, we warned Schwartz about his potentially limited law library access in our extensive April 1, 2004 colloquy. April 1, 2004 Tr. 20:15-16. And in the about six months that Schwartz was living in the halfway house, Schwartz was able to visit his standby counsel’s office on a daily basis to prepare his defense, docket entry # 181.
Schwartz chose to assume control of his defense and he must bear the fruits of his decision even, as here, if it was “ ‘ultimately to his own detriment’ ”. See Peppers, 302 F.3d at 130 (quoting Faretta, 422 U.S. at 834, 95 S.Ct. 2525). Schwartz’s allegation that Cedrone’s brief representation before Schwartz waived his right to trial counsel amounts to speculative prejudice and is fatal to his pre-waiver ineffective assistance of counsel claims.9 The Sixth Circuit’s persuasive reasoning in Wilson v. Parker, 515 F.3d 682 (6th Cir.2008), bolsters our conclusion. Wilson held that counsel’s failure to “begin a[n] ... investigation ... was not prejudicial”, and thus inadequate to satisfy Strickland’s second prong, in a capital murder, rape, robbery, and conspiracy case where the defendant *681“waived his right to counsel on the first day of trial and thereafter controlled his defense, including deciding whether he or [standby counsel] would cross-examine witnesses and make opening or closing statements to the jury.” Id. at 698-99. The Sixth Circuit concluded that “the fact of the waiver [of the Sixth Amendment right on the first day of trial] ma[de] it virtually impossible to assess whether such [prewaiver] conduct [by his then-counsel] was prejudicial.” Id. at 699.
Schwartz’s case supplies even stronger grounds for concluding that it is well-nigh impossible to assess whether Cedrone’s pre-waiver conduct was more prejudicial than those the Sixth Circuit identified in Wilson. First, Schwartz waived his Sixth Amendment rights more than one year before the start of trial and was able to control his defense preparation and strategy for months before the case went to the jury. By contrast, the Wilson defendant waived his Sixth Amendment rights on the first day of trial and thus he did not have the same absolute control over the pretrial defense preparation that Schwartz had.
It is also worth recalling that Schwartz was persistent and direct in his demand to proceed pro se long before trial was scheduled. The Wilson defendant, by contrast, merely “indicated throughout the pre-trial period that he did not want [any attorney] to represent him”. Id. at 699.10 It bears repeating that Schwartz controlled his fifteen-day trial and represented himself at sentencing much like the Wilson defendant’s “exercise [of] control over the conduct of his trial” and “the actual penalty phase”. Id. Lastly, Schwartz and the Wilson defendant were both convicted based on “overwhelming” evidence. Id. Notably, our Court of Appeals considered and rejected as meritless Schwartz’s pro se arguments about the sufficiency of the evidence against him in this case.
Wilson thus fortifies our holding that Schwartz, having waived his right to counsel more than a year before trial and after having more than ample time to conduct his pre-trial preparation, simply “cannot demonstrate prejudice from [Cedrone’s] pre-waiver conduct”. See id. Our conclusion here is of course based solely on the specific facts of the case as we find them here, as we agree with the Sixth Circuit that “[although there may be cases in which the facts indicate that pre-waiver defense conduct sufficiently prejudiced the defendant to sustain an ineffective assistance claim, this is not such a case.” Id.

2. Post-Waiver Claims

Schwartz’s ineffective assistance of counsel claims regarding pre-trial preparation and at trial and sentencing (Issue I, subparts D-G, I, and paragraphs three and seven of subpart H 11) are unavailing because he “cannot now ‘complain that the quality of his own defense amounted to a denial of effective assistance of counsel.’ ” Tilley, 326 Fed.Appx. at 97 (quoting Faretta, 422 U.S. at 834 n. 46, 95 S.Ct. 2525); see Wilson, 515 F.3d at 697 (“To the extent [defendant’s standby counsel] failed to act during trial, Wilson merely suffered the *682consequences of his decision to proceed pro se.”). As we wrote over eight years ago, “Schwartz has no one to blame but himself’ for the categorical failure of all ineffective assistance of counsel claims arising after he waived his Sixth Amendment right to trial counsel. See March 28, 2005 Order ¶ 1 (denying Schwartz’s request to postpone trial because his late-in-the-game acceptance of the Government’s longstanding request to review and copy unproduced documents did not warrant a continuance). Schwartz cannot game the system by picking up his Sixth Amendment shield after he cast it aside on April I, 2004, as the Eleventh Circuit’s hypothetical “shrewd litigant” might be expected to try to do. See United States v. Low, 401 Fed.Appx. 664, 669 (3d Cir.2010) (Sloviter, J., dissenting) (concluding that defendant “was indeed gaming the system”, a likelihood the majority itself acknowledged, and “should not [be] permitted] ... to do so” where district court warned defendant that his failure to cooperate with his fourth attorney would result in his proceeding pro se and the district court warned the defendant of the dangers of representing himself); Cross, 893 F.2d at 1290.
D. Schwartz’s Ineffective Assistance of Counsel Claims Arising From Alleged Breach of the Attorney-Client Privilege
Schwartz also contends that Cedrone violated attorney-client privilege (Issue I, subpart H) and, thus, his Sixth Amendment right to effective assistance of counsel. Pet. 33-35. These claims, too, are meritless.
The Ninth Circuit has explained that it “need not decide whether the attorney-client privilege has a constitutional dimension in the criminal context; ... [though it did] note ... that doing away with the privilege in all criminal cases would raise a nontrivial question whether defendants would still be getting effective assistance.” Bittaker v. Woodford, 331 F.3d 715, 723 n. 7 (9th Cir.2003) (en banc) (emphasis in original) (citing cases); United States v. Bauer, 132 F.3d 504, 508-10 & n. 4 (9th Cir.1997) (noting that “a violation of the attorney-client privilege is not an error of constitutional magnitude” in and of itself, and “[i]ssues concerning application of the attorney-client privilege in the adjudication of federal law are governed by federal common law”).
There are two additional points that require prefatory emphasis. First, Schwartz’s petition does not allege that the Government purposefully invaded his attorney-client relationship such that we are to presume prejudice. See, e.g., United States v. Kennedy, 225 F.3d 1187, 1194 (10th Cir.2000); United States v. Levy, 577 F.2d 200, 208-09 (3d Cir.1978); see also Reali v. Abbot, 90 Fed.Appx. 319, 322-24 (10th Cir.2004). Nor does Schwartz contend that his sometime-counsel’s direct testimony about confidential attorney-client communications was ever presented at trial. See, e.g., Bauer, 132 F.3d at 508-10; Nickel v. Hannigan, 97 F.3d 403, 408-09 (10th Cir.1996). Schwartz’s attorney-client privilege contentions are grounded in allegations of Cedrone’s conduct outside of the trial testimony context.
We now entertain each of Schwartz’s allegations on this theme and dispose of them in turn. First, Schwartz alleges that Cedrone breached the privilege by advising Michelle Poll that Schwartz’s finances were under criminal investigation thus leading her to contact federal authorities who then initiated Cr. No. 04-231 before Judge Bartle. As a result, Poll became “an extremely damaging witness against Schwartz at trial”, Pet. 34 ¶ 2, though his motion does not directly tell us the trial to which he refers.12
*683Schwartz’s allegation that Ce-drone’s alleged deficiency13 caused prejudice to him here because Poll became “an extremely damaging witness” at his trial is conclusory. More to the point, the record contradicts this claim so we need not credit it. Schwartz thus fails to satisfy Strickland’s first prong.
Scwhartz’s claim is also inadequate to satisfy Strickland’s prejudice prong.14 Michelle Poll’s Day Five testimony occupies only seventeen transcript pages. April 8, 2005 Day 5 Tr. 110-127; docket entry # 400. Schwartz’s cross-examination of this allegedly “extremely damaging witness” fills less than two of those pages, id. 126-127, of which only a small portion of his examination was relevant and admitted into evidence. Poll’s testimony, when considered in light of all the other evidence in Schwartz’s lengthy trial record, casts no shadow on our confidence in the jury’s outcome in this matter. Our Court of Appeals’s wholesale rejection of Schwartz’s insufficiency of the evidence arguments, propounded in his pro se supplemental brief, fortifies our conclusion.
Second, Schwartz claims that “Ce-drone violated [his] counsel rights when he advised Schwartz it [w]as absolutely lawful to engage in the conduct outlined in the 04-231 case.” Pet. 34 ¶ 4. But we need not credit this vague and conclusory allegation. Schwartz does not, for example, allege the date or time that Cedrone advised Schwartz of this alleged information, thus we do not know if this advice was delivered before or after he waived his Sixth Amendment right to counsel. We will not specu*684late about a fact Schwartz would like us to believe he really “knows”.
Third, Schwartz alleges that he suffered prejudice because Cedrone was “laboring under an actual conflict of interest due to” his claims that Cedrone (1) did not want to represent him, (2) told Poll that Schwartz’s finances were under investigation, (3) lied to Schwartz about being co-counsel, and (4) improperly advised him about the lawfulness of certain actions lacks any factual basis. Id. 35 ¶ 5. Though Cuyler v. Sullivan, 446 U.S. 335, 348-50, 100 S.Ct. 1708, 64 L.Ed.2d 333 (1980), held that a defendant can demonstrate a Sixth Amendment violation by showing that counsel “actively represented conflicting interests”, Schwartz fails to identify what conflicting interests Cedrone was representing here. Thus, “he has not established the constitutional predicate for his claim of ineffective assistance.” Id. at 350, 100 S.Ct. 1708. To the extent Schwartz was “conflicted” with Cedrone, his alleged “conflict” (as he uses the term) does not implicate the category of representation conflicts that may trigger Sixth Amendment concerns. See Pro Se Supp. Br. 162 (referring to his relationship with Cedrone: “Appellant lost all faith in counsel and certainly was now conflicted with counsel, and believed that he had absolutely no choice but to appear pro se throughout the proceedings”).
Still more conclusory is Schwartz’s contention that “Cedrone continually violated privilege and provided AUSA Kelly with information that Schwartz entrusted him with for the overall defense of the prosecution’s case.” Pet. 35 ¶ 6. Schwartz neither gives specific information about the content of any entrusted information that he alleges was improperly shared, nor points to any one event or occasion where such an imagined transfer took place.
Finally, Schwartz contends that Cedrone informed the Government that “[he] would eventually represent himself’, thus prejudicing him by allowing the Government to “use[ ] said information to withhold discovery, manipulate the process to assist Ce-drone to abandon Schwartz and plan the timing of her filing of new charges”, id. 34 ¶ 1(c). Our Court of Appeals has already rejected Schwartz’s claims of Government misconduct and, for the reasons we will soon discuss, we decline to revisit those issues here. Accord Perry v. Kemna, 356 F.3d 880, 887-88 (6th Cir.2004) (“conceding] that [attorney’s] disclosures may have had some negative impact on [defendant’s] defense” but finding no prejudice under Strickland’s second prong because the attorney “did not testify ... [and] the theory that his disclosures to the prosecution [directly, as opposed to a third-party as Schwartz alleges,] altered the jury’s verdict [because it was] too speculative to satisfy the ‘prejudice’ requirement of an ineffective-assistance claim”).
V. Schwartz’s Claims of Ineffective Assistance of Appellate Counsel, Trial Process Abuse and Government Misconduct, and Actual Innocence

A. Ineffective Assistance of Appellate Counsel

We hold that Schwartz’s ineffective assistance of appellate counsel claims (Issue I, subpart J) fail because his appellate proceedings were fair, his appellate counsel did not provide deficient representation or cause him any prejudice, and his claims fail as a matter of legal pleading sufficiency.15
*6851. The Due Process Right to Effective Assistance of Appellate Counsel
The Supreme Court in Evitts found it “hardly novel” that “[a] first appeal as of right ... is not adjudicated in accord with due process of law if the appellant does not have the effective assistance of an attorney”. 469 U.S. at 396-97, 105 S.Ct. 830. The Court reasoned that Anders v. California, 386 U.S. 738, 87 S.Ct. 1396, 18 L.Ed.2d 493 (1967), and Entsminger v. Iowa, 386 U.S. 748, 87 S.Ct. 1402, 18 L.Ed.2d 501 (1967), involved cases where “the petitioners ... claimed that, although represented in name by counsel, they had not received the type of assistance constitutionally required to render the appellate proceedings fair.” 469 U.S. at 396-97, 105 S.Ct. 830 (emphasis added). Our Court of Appeals, among others, has held that federal criminal defendants enjoy a Fifth Amendment right to effective appellate counsel. See United States v. Cross, 308 F.3d 308, 315 & nn. 11-12 (3d Cir.2002); United States v. Baker, 256 F.3d 855, 859 n. 2 (9th Cir.2001).
Our Court of Appeals in Cross summarized the Supreme Court’s ineffective assistance of appellate counsel jurisprudence as teaching that:
[Fifth Amendment d]ue process entitles a [federal] criminal defendant to the effective assistance of counsel on his first appeal as of right. Evitts v. Lucey, [469 U.S. 387, 396, 105 S.Ct. 830, 83 L.Ed.2d 821 (1985) ]. The two-prong standard of Strickland v. Washington, [466 U.S. 668, 104 S.Ct. 2052, 80 L.Ed.2d 674 (1984) ], applies to a defendant’s claim that his appellate counsel was ineffective [even though Strickland was premised on the Sixth Amendment right to effective assistance of counsel at trial]. Smith v. Robbins, [528 U.S. 259, 285, 120 S.Ct. 746, 145 L.Ed.2d 756 (2000) ]; Smith v. Murray, [477 U.S. 527, 535-36, 106 S.Ct. 2661, 91 L.Ed.2d 434 (1986) ]; [United States v. Mannino, 212 F.3d 835, 840 n. 4 (3d Cir.2000) (citations omitted) ]. First, the defendant “must show that counsel’s representation fell below an objective standard of reasonableness.” Strickland, [466 U.S. at 688, 104 S.Ct. 2052]. Second, he must show that there is “a reasonable probability” — “a probability sufficient to undermine confidence in the outcome,” but less than a preponderance of the evidence — that his appeal would have prevailed had counsel’s performance satisfied constitutional requirements. Id. at [694-95, 104 S.Ct. 2052].
308 F.3d at 315 & nn. 11-12. In United States v. Mannino, 212 F.3d 835, 844 (3d Cir.2000), our Court of Appeals restated the ineffective assistance of appellate counsel prejudice standard in another helpful form: “[t]he test for prejudice under Strickland is not whether petitioners would likely prevail upon remand, but whether we would have likely reversed and ordered a remand had the issue been raised on direct appeal.”
The Supreme Court has cautioned that judges are not “to second-guess reasonable professional judgments and impose on appointed [appellate] counsel a duty to raise every ‘colorable’ claim suggested by a client.... Nothing in the Constitution or [the Supreme Court’s] interpretation of that document requires such a standard.” Jones v. Barnes, 463 U.S. 745, 754, 103 S.Ct. 3308, 77 L.Ed.2d 987 (1983). Thus, our Court of Appeals has held that “[o]ne element of effective appellate strategy is the exercise of reasonable selectivity in deciding which arguments to raise.” *686Buehl v. Vaughn, 166 F.3d 163, 174 (3d Cir.1999).
2. Application: Three Reasons Why The Ineffective Appellate Counsel Claims Fail
We conclude that Schwartz’s ineffective assistance of appellate counsel claims fail for three separate but equally fatal reasons. First, Schwartz’s conduct on the appeal forecloses any claim that his Fifth Amendment right on his appeal was violated because his own participation in that appeal guaranteed that the appellate proceedings were fair. Alternatively, Schwartz’s conduct on the appeal forecloses a finding that he suffered prejudice under Strickland’s second prong. We could also conclude that Schwartz’s § 2255 appellate counsel claims fail because the arguments he says counsel should have raised on direct appeal lack merit, or his allegations are otherwise vague and conclusory and contradict the record,
a) The Appellate Proceedings Were Fair
[33] As the Supreme Court explained in Evitts, the due process-based effective assistance of appellate counsel right is in place to assure the fairness of appellate proceedings. 469 U.S. at 396-97, 105 S.Ct. 830. It is through this lens that we must analyze Schwartz’s appellate counsel claims. Having done so, there is not the slightest doubt that the appellate proceedings were anything other than fair.
Though there is no federal constitutional right to proceed pro se on direct appeal from a criminal conviction, see Martinez v. Court of Appeal of Cal., 528 U.S. 152, 160, 120 S.Ct. 684, 145 L.Ed.2d 597 (2000), Schwartz conducted himself on appeal as if he had such a right despite our Court of Appeals’s rules and orders to the contrary. The Third Circuit Clerk regularly warned Schwartz that the local appellate rules did not allow “dual” or “hybrid” representation. See Third Circuit Docket No. 05-2770 (Orders dated November 1, 2005, June 13, 2006, August 11, 2006, April 13, 2007, all citing Local Appellate Rule 31.1). The Clerk reminded Schwartz that all properly filed arguments were to be submitted through counsel and not directly to the judges of the Court. But Schwartz continued to bombard the Court of Appeals with pro se submissions, including a 167-page pro se supplemental brief. This brief raised many issues that his counsel — for reasons we are to presume were strategic in the absence of any evidence to the contrary, see Buehl, 166 F.3d at 169 — elected not to raise in his own submission.16
On this record, to engage in a straight outcome-determinative Strickland prejudice analysis that asks whether our Court of Appeals “would have likely reversed and ordered a remand had the issue been raised on direct appeal” by appellate counsel Cedrone, Mannino, 212 F.3d at 844 (emphasis added), would require us to turn a blind eye to Schwartz’s conduct before our Court of Appeals.
The Supreme Court in Williams v. Taylor, 529 U.S. 362, 392-93 n. 17, 120 *687S.Ct. 1495, 146 L.Ed.2d 389 (2000), held that the “[unreliability or unfairness [of the trial or proceeding] does not result [to thus satisfy Strickland’s prejudice prong] if the ineffectiveness of counsel does not deprive the defendant of any substantive or procedural right to which the law entitles him.” See also id. at 391-92, 120 S.Ct. 1495 (“there are ... situations in which it would be unjust to characterize the likelihood of a different outcome as legitimate ‘prejudice’ ”). In Lockhart v. Fretwell, 506 U.S. 364, 369-70 & n. 2, 113 S.Ct. 838, 122 L.Ed.2d 180 (1993), the Court explained that there exist some circumstances where “a [Strickland ] analysis focusing solely on mere outcome determination, without attention to whether the result of the proceeding was fundamentally unfair or unreliable, is defective” could “grant the defendant a windfall to which the law does not entitle him”. Schwartz is not entitled to such a windfall here.
Since the source of Schwartz’s right to appellate counsel is Fifth Amendment due process, his right to a fair appellate proceeding was simply not denied him. Schwartz had appellate counsel who submitted a merits brief and did not seek to withdraw under Anders, and so Schwartz cannot claim that he was only nominally represented by counsel on appeal or that his counsel failed to perfect an appeal or file a brief. Compare Roe v. Flores-Ortega, 528 U.S. 470, 120 S.Ct. 1029, 145 L.Ed.2d 985 (2000) (holding that the Strickland standard applies to claim of ineffective assistance of appellate counsel based on counsel’s failure to file a notice of appeal); Penson v. Ohio, 488 U.S. 75, 109 S.Ct. 346, 102 L.Ed.2d 300 (1988) (holding that criminal defendant is denied effective assistance of appellate counsel where counsel fails to follow the Anders withdrawal procedures).
Nor can we conclude that Schwartz’s right to a fair appellate proceeding was denied by his appellate counsel’s failure to represent his interests, raise any issue in the counseled appellate brief, or even potentially misstate an argument or a fact. This is so because our Court of Appeals in the end did not bar Schwartz from pursuing his right to be heard. Indeed, he was heard on all of the subjects he wanted to raise in his comprehensive 167-page pro se supplemental brief. Our Court of Appeals has held that “as a general matter, it is not inappropriate for counsel, after consultation with the client, to override the wishes of the client when exercising professional judgment regarding ‘non-fundamental’ issues.” Sistrunk v. Vaughn, 96 F.3d 666, 670 (3d Cir.1996). Here it was Schwartz who overrode his appellate counsel’s professional judgment and insisted on raising all of the issues that counsel decided did not require the Court’s attention. But even more to the point, our Court of Appeals considered Schwartz’s uncounseled arguments.
The appellate proceedings could not have been unfair from counsel’s conduct when the Court of Appeals explicitly indulged Schwartz’s aggressive pro se direct appeal strategy. See also Jones, 463 U.S. at 751-54, 103 S.Ct. 3308 (rejecting per se rule that appellate counsel must raise every nonfrivolous issue requested by the client in part because “the accused has the ultimate authority to make certain fundamental decisions regarding the case” including whether to “take an appeal” and “[i]n addition, [the Court had already] held that, with some limitations, a defendant may elect to act as his or her own advocate”). Schwartz’s insistent pro se appeal efforts show that he raised not only “every ‘colorable’ claim”, but every conceivable one, too. See id. at 754, 103 S.Ct. 3308. His direct appeal proceedings could not be unfair under such circumstances.
*688That Schwartz’s claims were unsuccessful does not translate into a due process violation. Cf. Peppers, 302 F.3d at 130 (“a defendant who chooses to represent himself must be allowed to make that choice, even if it works ‘ultimately to his own detriment’ ” (quoting Faretta, 422 U.S. at 834, 95 S.Ct. 2525)). And, notably, Schwartz appears to deny these claims were meritless because he baldly claims that “Cedrone failed to raise the arguments contained in the pro se supplemental brief’ even though the Court of Appeals rejected them. Pet. 42 ¶ 17.
Our Court of Appeals’s recent decision in United States v. Turner, 677 F.3d 570, 576-79 (3d Cir.2012), does not alter our conclusion.17 Turner’s relevant holding for our purposes here is that Local Appellate Rule 31.1 precludes pro se briefs from appellants except in cases governed by Anders v. California, 386 U.S. 738, 87 S.Ct. 1396, 18 L.Ed.2d 493 (1967), but that decision was not in the Federal Reporter during Schwartz’s direct appeal. Moreover, its holding addresses an issue of local rule textual interpretation informed by pragmatic considerations. Turner does not reach any constitutional questions on this subject. Turner, 677 F.3d at 577-79. Consequently, the direct appeal actors’ understandable ignorance of Turner’s non-constitutional holding is of no moment to the constitutional analysis we employ here.
This conclusion finds support in a postTumer case where our Court of Appeals acknowledged Turner but, because of facts sufficiently similar to those here, “s[aw] no harm” in its decision to consider counseled and pro se submissions in a non-Araiers context solely “for the sake of being complete”. See United States v. Bonner, 469 Fed.Appx. 119, 121-22 n. 1 (3d Cir.2012) (justifying its decision because “(1) the panel’s grant of permission to file a pro se brief and the government’s response to that filing predate Turner, (2) it is unclear whether [defendant] was, in fact, represented at the time of his motion, and (3) none of [defendant’s] pro se arguments ultimately have merit”).
Though Turner codifies in case law new efficiencies in the appellate process, the adversarial and judicial processes in Schwartz’s case were constitutionally sound even absent these efficiencies. The Government responded to, and our Court of Appeals considered, both Schwartz’s and his appellate counsel’s submissions. The Government and that Court thus treated Schwartz and his counsel’s respective arguments with equal dignity. Schwartz in fact received more due process than Turner allows similarly-situated pro se appellants. Thus Schwartz’s appellate counsel claims remain meritless.
b) Appellate Counsel’s Conduct Was Neither Deficient Nor Prejudicial
Even if Schwartz’s case required a pure Strickland application we could alternatively conclude that his thirty-two separate claims of ineffective assistance of appellate counsel fail to satisfy Strickland’s two prongs.
*689First, it is beyond dispute that “the ‘process of ‘winnowing out weaker arguments on appeal and focusing on’ those more likely to prevail, far from being evidence of incompetence, is the hallmark of effective appellate advocacy.’ ” Sis-trunk, 96 F.3d at 670 (quoting Smith v. Murray, 477 U.S. 527, 536, 106 S.Ct. 2661, 91 L.Ed.2d 434 (1986) (in turn quoting Jones, 463 U.S. at 751, 103 S.Ct. 3308)). On this basis alone, Cedrone’s performance on direct appeal was not deficient because he raised four substantive issues, Schwartz, 315 Fed.Appx. at 415-16, and Schwartz has not pointed to any issues that Cedrone ignored that were stronger than the ones Cedrone actually presented to the Court of Appeals. See Smith v. Robbins, 528 U.S. 259, 288, 120 S.Ct. 746, 145 L.Ed.2d 756 (2000) (“it is difficult to demonstrate that counsel was incompetent” and quoting with approval Gray v. Greer, 800 F.2d 644, 646 (7th Cir.1986), holding that “[generally, only when ignored issues are clearly stronger than those presented, will the presumption of effective assistance of counsel be overcome”). By contrast, the Court of Appeals rejected as “meritless” the host of issues Schwartz raised.
Second, Schwartz’s insistent appellate involvement precludes any possibility that Cedrone’s concurrent appellate actions could have been prejudicial and we may dispose of his speculative claims of prejudice on this basis alone. Cf. Wilson, 515 F.3d at 699; see also section V(A)(2)(a), supra. Our common sense conclusion finds support in Pough v. United States, 442 F.3d 959, 969-70 (6th Cir.2006) (Gilman, J., majority opinion), wherein a majority of the Sixth Circuit panel concluded over the dissent’s sua sponte concern that habeas counsel’s actions on an appeal following the Court’s grant of a certificate of appealability did not prejudice petitioner’s “due process”-like right where petitioner “demanded that [habeas ] counsel ... permit[ ] [petitioner] to take the lead role in drafting his appellate brief’.18 The Pough majority reasoned that petitioner “obtained the legal assistance that he desired and that he received constitutionally sufficient aid from his court-appointed attorney”. (Id. Gilman, J., majority opinion). Pough persuades us that Schwartz is a similarly unabashed “strong-willed client who desired to micromanage the actions being taken on his behalf’ and who “obtained] the legal assistance that he desired” by “drafting his [own pro se ] appellate brief’ and cannot now claim prejudice because of his own free choice to act as he did. See id.
Though Judge Clay’s dissenting opinion in Pough may well present sound concerns in light of the specific facts of the case before him, none of his concerns are present in Schwartz’s case. Consequently, both Pough opinions fortify our finding of no prejudice here. Judge Clay found that habeas counsel deficiently performed, and because of that deficiency petitioner suffered something cognate to “prejudice” because “it [wa]s not apparent that Petitioner was on notice that he was acting as his own counsel”. Id. at 973 (Clay, J., dissenting). “Normally, when a petitioner represents himself pro se before this Court,” *690Judge Clay explained, “there is no doubt that the petitioner and petitioner alone is responsible for the quality of legal argument on appeal. Here, the odd sort of relationship ... does not appear to place Petitioner on notice that his briefing of the legal issues would be the end game”. Id. He ultimately concluded that “[e]ven without the constitutional right to counsel on habeas, the ‘bait and switch’ scenario created by the majority ... certainly appears violative of due process”. Id. At bottom, Judge Clay was concerned that the majority’s treatment of the under-the-radar relationship between petitioner and habeas counsel prejudiced the petitioner’s access to a fair appellate proceeding because he was effectively converted into a pro se litigant despite the court’s appointment of an attorney to avoid just that situation.
Schwartz’s conduct on direct appeal could not make his case any more different from Pough and from Judge Clay’s concerns in dissent. Schwartz’s submissions were unambiguously labeled pro se and distinct in form and substance from Ce-drone’s simultaneously-filed briefs. Schwartz asked the Court of Appeals for permission to file his pro se submissions as if he were counsel of record, and his requests were in the end granted. Schwartz’s actions effectively transmuted his representation into a hybrid form, and we cannot distill from this arrangement of Schwartz’s own creation any prejudice of the sort Judge Clay found in Pough — this was no secretive “odd relationship”.19
Our Court of Appeals provided Schwartz with the fair appellate proceeding he demanded and Schwartz cannot demonstrate that his counsel’s failure to “[a]ppeal[ ] losing issues”, Sistrunk, 96 F.3d at 670, was in any way deficient. It also requires no elaboration to hold that his appellate counsel was hardly the but for cause of any prejudice warranting a remand,
c) Schwartz’s Claims Fail As a Matter of Legal Pleading Sufficiency
Our approaches to Schwartz’s ineffective assistance of appellate counsel claims have so far focused on the categorical nature of these claims. Alternatively, in sifting through Schwartz’s thirty-two specific claims, we find that they may also be disposed of without a hearing for one or more of the following three reasons.
First, we are foreclosed from finding Strickland prejudice where Schwartz alleges Cedrone should have raised certain arguments on direct appeal that Schwartz himself either raised in his “meritless” pro se supplemental brief or that we reject on the merits here. Pet. 38 ¶ 1 (failure to challenge April 1, 2004 waiver of counsel as not being knowing and voluntary); id. AO-41 ¶¶ 10, 11 (failure to raise violation of self-representation at bail revocation hearing claim raised at pro se supplemental brief 94-98); id. 41 ¶ 14 (failure to raise biased trial judge argument raised in pro se supplemental brief); ¶ 15 (our Court of Appeals rejected this contention at Schwartz, 315 Fed.Appx. at 417, as did the Solicitor General); id. 42 ¶ 16 (raised in pro se supplemental brief and rejected in Court of Appeals), ¶ 17 (same), ¶ 20 (Schwartz waived his right to counsel despite our warnings on this subject), ¶21 (see pro se supplemental brief at 218), ¶ 23 (see pro se supplemental brief 207-208); id. 43 ¶ 25 (claims of outrageous Government conduct rejected), ¶¶ 27-29 (see dis*691eussion above noting no conflict of interest), ¶ 32 (same).
Second, many of Schwartz’s allegations aré vague and speculative and without factual support. Pet. 38-39 ¶ 2 (failing to identify any specific critical misconceptions or transpositions); id. 39 ¶¶ 3-5 (Schwartz’s claims of prejudice are speculative in light of Schwartz’s vigorous efforts on direct appeal), ¶ 6 (failing to identify what “factually and legally erroneous” content warranted Cedrone’s filing of a reply brief); id. 40 ¶ 7(c) (claiming Cedrone “promised ... he would overturn [Schwartz’s] conviction ... [because our rulings on unspecified under seal applications] were ‘dead wrong’ ”), ¶¶ 8, 9; id. 41 ¶ 12; id. 42 ¶ 8 (claiming Cedrone was ineffective on appeal for failing to raise ineffective assistance of counsel at sentencing claims even though Schwartz represented himself at sentencing and Cedrone’s appellate brief did raise some sentencing issues), ¶¶ 19, 22; id. 43 ¶¶ 24, 31.
Lastly, the record belies Schwartz’s allegations and they may be disposed of without further consideration. Pet. 38-39 ¶ 2 (conclusorily claiming that Cedrone’s submissions conflate proceedings before us and Judge Bartle in Cr. No. 04-231 but in his pro se supplemental brief at pages 94-98 Schwartz himself commits this very error); id. 41 ¶ 13 (Cedrone’s appellate briefs cite “facts and law” and Schwartz identifies no “critical omissions” Cedrone made); id. 39 ¶ 7 (claiming “Cedrone obstructed the preparation of the pro se brief by denying Schwartz access to Schwartz’[s] files”, “fail[ed] to provide [him] with copies of the sealed orders” and other pro se filings but ignoring the June 15, 2007 and August 10, 2007 Third Circuit Clerk Orders reflecting that “Appellant should have retained a copy of’ [his pro se filings], and “[t]o the extent possible, ... [Schwartz’s] requested pro se filings have been made available to” him and also docket entries from June and July of 2007 indicating that Cedrone sent the documents Schwartz requested to Schwartz with no further objection from Schwartz) (Third Circuit Court of Appeals Docket No. 05-2770); id. 43 ¶ 26 (claiming that we barred him from interviewing witnesses by Order, but see docket entry #213 n. 2), ¶ 30.
B. Schwartz’s Trial Process and Government Misconduct Claims
We now turn to Schwartz’s substantive trial court abuse and Government misconduct claims. We need not reach the merits of these claims, however, because they were already litigated on the unassailable direct appeal, and we find no reason to revisit these issues. And, to the extent Schwartz attempts to raise any arguments for the first time in his § 2255 motion, they are procedurally defaulted and he has not shown cause for this default nor can we find any.
1. The Standard
Our Court of Appeals has held that “[o]nce a legal argument has been litigated and decided adversely to a criminal defendant at his trial and on direct appeal, it is within the discretion of the district court to decline to reconsider those arguments if raised again in collateral proceedings under 28 U.S.C. [§ ] 2255.” United States v. Orejuela, 639 F.2d 1055, 1057 (3d Cir.1981) (per curiam); see also Kaufman v. United States, 394 U.S. 217, 227 n. 8, 89 S.Ct. 1068, 22 L.Ed.2d 227 (1969); Gov’t of the Virgin Islands v. Nicholas, 759 F.2d 1073, 1074-75 (3d Cir. 1985) (also recognizing a role for “the trial judge’s personal knowledge” of the proceedings in resolving Section 2255 motions); United States v. Pelullo, 305 Fed.Appx. 823, 827 (3d Cir.2008) (holding that ordinarily a “§ 2255 petition [can]not ‘be used to relitigate matters decided adverse*692ly on appeal.’ ” (quoting Nicholas, 759 F.2d at 1075)); see also Withrow v. Williams, 507 U.S. 680, 721, 113 S.Ct. 1745, 123 L.Ed.2d 407 (1993) (Scalia, J., concurring) (citing Orejuela and other Courts of Appeal opinions in support of the proposition that “federal courts have uniformly held that, absent countervailing considerations, district courts may refuse to reach the merits of a constitutional claim previously raised and rejected on direct appeal”).
Moreover, claims that a § 2255 habeas corpus petitioner should have raised at trial and/or on direct appeal but did not are barred by the “procedural default” rules absent “cause” and “prejudice”, or “actual innocence”. See, e.g., Sanchez-Llamas v. Oregon, 548 U.S. 331, 350-51, 126 S.Ct. 2669, 165 L.Ed.2d 557 (2006) (“[t]he general rule in federal habeas cases is that a defendant who fails to raise a claim on direct appeal is barred from raising the claim on collateral review”); Massaro, 538 U.S. at 504, 123 S.Ct. 1690; United States v. Frady, 456 U.S. 152, 166-69 n. 15, 102 S.Ct. 1584, 71 L.Ed.2d 816 (1982); see also Bousley v. United States, 523 U.S. 614, 620-25, 118 S.Ct. 1604, 140 L.Ed.2d 828 (1998); Reed v. Farley, 512 U.S. 339, 354, 114 S.Ct. 2291, 129 L.Ed.2d 277 (1994); Davis v. United States, 411 U.S. 233, 93 S.Ct. 1577, 36 L.Ed.2d 216 (1973).
2. Background Facts: Schwartz’s Trial Process and Government Abuse Arguments in his § 2255 Motion
Schwartz’s § 2255 motion attempts to re-argue his same trial court abuse and Government misconduct claims that our Court of Appeals rejected as meritless on direct appeal. See Pet. 44-54 (alleging that we conducted an off the record investigation, violated his right to confront witnesses and present a meaningful defense by imposing a burdensome process and to secure expert witnesses, threatened him with incarceration, intimidated his counsel, comported ourselves impartially and gave the jury that impression, sanctioned prosecutorial misconduct, improperly sustained objections and admitted or excluded evidence, failed to issue subpoenas, made incorrect sentencing calculations, precluded him from confronting evidence at his sentencing, and imposed the obstruction of justice enhancement, among other things); Pet. 54-63 (claiming that the Government outrageously handled witnesses, knowingly suborned perjury, violated Grand Jury secrecy, made material misrepresentations to the jury and the Court at sentencing, denied him Internet access, etc., etc.).
3. Application: The Prior Decisions Will Not Be Disturbed And Any New Claims Are Procedurally Barred
We have already noted that “[o]nce a legal argument has been litigated and decided adversely to a criminal defendant at his trial and on direct appeal, it is within the discretion of the district court to decline to reconsider those arguments if raised again in collateral proceedings under 28 U.S.C. [§ ] 2255.” Orejuela, 639 F.2d at 1057. Schwartz’s § 2255 motion presses the same trial court and Government abuse arguments that he and his appellate counsel raised on direct appeal. Our Court of Appeals rejected these arguments. The Supreme Court elected not to disturb them. All three levels of the Article III judiciary — aided at times by the Solicitor General — have expressly or implicitly found no merit in any of Schwartz’s arguments. Schwartz offers no explanation for why we should revisit these issues again, nor can we find any. Notably, Schwartz points to no “new evidence” or “new authority” to support his position.20 *693See Pet. 63-65 (Schwartz’s “actual innocence” claim fails to mention the existence of any new evidence or legal authority).
It risks understatement to note that we are intimately familiar with the facts of this case and its more than 444 docket entries filling four records boxes. We presided over the twelve days of evidence at trial, countless hearings and proceedings before trial convened, and resolved the many motions that Schwartz himself filed. We cannot find any “countervailing considerations”, Withrow, 507 U.S. at 721, 113 S.Ct. 1745 (Scalia, J., concurring), to reignite debate on these well-settled and much-deliberated matters.
To the extent Schwartz’s § 2255 motion presents trial court and Government abuse claims that are not entirely coextensive with his prior submissions to our Court of Appeals, he has procedurally defaulted his chance to raise them for the first time, at this late date, in his motion for habeas corpus relief.21 To be sure, an “exception [exists] if a defendant can demonstrate both ‘cause’ for not raising the claim at trial [or on direct appeal], and ‘prejudice’ from not having done so”, Sanchez-Llamas, 548 U.S. at 351, 126 S.Ct. 2669. Schwartz cannot establish any “cause” for his failure to speak up sooner on any of these issues. See Section V(A). Schwartz does not claim to have learned of any new evidence or legal authority to alter the foundation for his conviction.
And, as the lengthy record before us, the Court of Appeals, and the Supreme Court collectively reveal, Schwartz has never lacked the words for, or missed opportunities to raise, arguments that were solicited (or not), or been compliant with court rules (or not) in the tribunals that have come into contact with this matter. See, e.g., E.D. Pa. Criminal Docket No. OS-35 (documenting many, many initial motions, motions for reconsideration, ex parte motions, interlocutory appeals, petitions for mandamus); Third Circuit Court of Appeals No. 05-2770 April 13, 2007 Order, November 6, 2007 Order and March 4, 2009 Order (involving the filing of Schwartz’s pro se supplemental brief on direct appeal); Supreme Court No. 09-7923 April 15, 2010 Schwartz pro se reply brief and May 21, 2010 petition for rehearing.
C. Schwartz’s Actual Innocence Claim
Schwartz’s defaulted § 2255 “elaim[s] may still be reviewed in this collateral proceeding if he can establish that [a] constitutional error ... has probably resulted in the conviction of one who is actually innocent”, Bousley, 523 U.S. at 623, 118 S.Ct. 1604, such that “ ‘in light of all the evidence,’ ” “it is more likely than not that no reasonable juror would have convicted him.” Id. (quoting Schlup v. *694Delo, 513 U.S. 298, 327-328, 115 S.Ct. 851, 130 L.Ed.2d 808 (1995) (quoting article by Judge Friendly)). The Supreme Court has made it plain that “ ‘actual innocence’ means factual innocence, not mere legal insufficiency. ” Id.22
Schwartz makes no serious effort to allege his factual innocence. He merely attempts to rehash the “legal insufficiency” arguments that he raised in his “meritless” pro se supplemental brief to our Court of Appeals, compare Pet. 63 ¶ 2, with Pro Se Supp. Br. 212-220 — arguments that are inadequate as a matter of law to prevail on an actual innocence claim. See Bousley, 523 U.S. at 623, 118 S.Ct. 1604. He reprises other arguments against us and the Government that have no bearing on his factual innocence. See Pet. ¶ 18. He also conelusorily denies other facts that the evidence brought out at trial unequivocally established. See, e.g., Pet. 63 ¶ 3 (“Schwartz conspired with no one”), ¶ 6 (“Schwartz acted in good faith”), ¶¶ 7-8 (“Schwartz did not make any false representations” or “intend loss or harm”); id. 64 ¶ 17 (“Schwartz did not obstruct justice with Dorsey”). Nor does Schwartz allege that he is actually innocent on the basis of any newly-discovered evidence. See Sis-trunk v. Rozum, 674 F.3d 181, 191 (3d Cir.2012). On the basis of Schwartz’s conclusory averments attacking the “legal sufficiency” of the Government’s case against him, there is no way that we could conclude that “it is more likely than not that no reasonable juror would have convicted [him].’ ” See Bousley, 523 U.S. at 623, 118 S.Ct. 1604 (internal quotations and citations omitted).
VI. No Hearing Is Required
As a general matter, district courts are “required to hold an evidentiary hearing unless the motion and files and records of the case show conclusively that the movant is not entitled to relief.” Booth, 432 F.3d at 545-46 (internal quotations omitted). Our Court of Appeals has recently explained that in deciding whether a hearing is necessary we “must evaluate (i) ‘whether the petition presents a prima facie showing which, if proven, would enable the petitioner to prevail on the merits of the asserted claim,’ and (ii) whether the relevant factual allegations to be proven at the evidentiary hearing are ‘contravened by the existing record’ or the record ‘otherwise precludes habeas relief.]’ ” Han Tak Lee v. Glunt, 667 F.3d 397, 406-07 (3d Cir.2012) (quoting Palmer v. Hendricks, 592 F.3d 386, 393 (3d Cir. 2010)).
For the reasons canvassed at length above, the record in Schwartz’s case on its face precludes habeas relief, see Han Tak Lee, 667 F.3d at 406-07. Thus, there is no need to convene a hearing to decide his § 2255 motion.
VII. We Will Deny Schwartz’s Request For Leave to Amend His Petition
We will also deny Schwartz’s request for “leave to AMEND any issues the *695Court finds lacking the ‘necessary specificity.’ ” Pet. iii. (citing Thomas, 221 F.3d at 437-38 (holding that a district court should not summarily dismiss a § 2255 motion pursuant to § 2255 Rule 4(b) when it contains mostly conclusory and vague allegations but instead “pare[] down the extraordinarily lengthy list of grounds and proeeed[ ] on those”). This Memorandum is testament to our far from summary disposition of Schwartz’s § 2255 motion and so Thomas’s caution does not apply. And, as our analysis reveals, we have “applied] the relevant legal principle even when [Schwartz’s] complaint has failed to name it” in accord with our Court of Appeals’s teaching on the liberal construction of pro se submissions. See Mala, 704 F.3d at 244-45.
Moreover, Schwartz has had the Government’s 172-page response since November of 2011. The Government thus exhaustively put Schwartz on notice of his motion’s many vague and conclusory allegations. Schwartz never filed a motion for leave to amend or clarify his petition in the many months following the filing of the Government’s response. And even after we afforded him three hundred days to file a reply to the Government’s response, he failed to do so. Though Schwartz wraps himself in the contention that his “pleadings are protected by the pro se rule”, Pet. iii., as we noted at the outset of our discussion here that rule has its limits — and most pointedly for seasoned pro se advocates like Schwartz. See also Mala, supra. At this late date, and in light of the reasons canvassed above, leave to amend here would be futile and would only further protract this already epic saga.
VIII. No Certificate of Appealability Is Warranted
For the reasons discussed at length above, Schwartz has failed to make “a substantial showing of the denial of a constitutional right”. We therefore will decline to issue a certificate of appealability. 28 U.S.C. § 2253(c)(2).
As to all of his ineffective assistance counsel claims and his actual innocence claims, we conclude that “reasonable jurists would [not] find [our] assessment of the constitutional claims debatable or wrong.” See Slack v. McDaniel, 529 U.S. 473, 484, 120 S.Ct. 1595, 146 L.Ed.2d 542 (2000); Santana v. United States, 98 F.3d 752, 757 (3d Cir.1996).
And as to Schwartz’s trial court abuse and Government misconduct claims that we reject on procedural grounds, “jurists of reason would [not] find it debatable whether [we] w[ere] correct in [our] procedural ruling”. See Slack, 529 U.S. at 484-85, 120 S.Ct. 1595. Thus, we will not grant him a certificate of appealability on these claims either.
IX. Conclusion
Schwartz’s § 2255 motion, though full of sound and fury, in the end — and this must be, at long last, The End — signifies nothing warranting relief.
*696Exhibit
March 12,2004
By Facsimile Honorable Stewart Dalzell Room 10613 601 Market Street Philadelphia, PA 19106
Dear Judge Dalzell:
Your Honor has left me with “no choice”. I am taking over my defense. Kindly instruct the Clerk of Court to remove Mr. Cedrone’s name from the docket Nothing in this request should be construed to reflect negatively on Mr. Cedrone.
It is my understanding that the government has failed to produce “thousands” of documents that the government admits they should have produced. I request that the government immediately produce these documents. It should be noted dial in this universe of documents that the government claims that they did not produce by “mistake”, are documents that could have been used to impeach both Ms. Taylor and Ms. Dorsey at the hearings that the government held.
It is my understanding that there is another universe of “voluminous” documents that the government has not produced because allegedly SA Barbara Verica is still working with these documents. I do not understand how the government can continue to withhold documents claiming they are “still working” on them. I was indicted “fourteen” months ago, I imagine Ms. Kelly and Ms. Verica are trying to create a defense that they did not know of the crimes committed before the grand jury for they had not completed their document review.
. AUSA Wendy Kelly represented to Your Honor that this investigation began in the year 1998. AUSA Wendy Kelly represented that there were several victims that came forward in 1998, and promised to provide this information to the defense months ago. The Assistant United States Attorney has not kept her promise to the defense. ] would request that Ms. Kelly produce the information she committed she would produce to the defense months ago,
In 1998, SA Barbara Verica advised me that she was actively investigating an alleged series of crimes where I had been a victim. Based on SA Barbara Verica’s representations that she was investigating these crimes, I made statements to SA Barbara Verica based upon her representations to me. Despite the fact that the justice department has approved the release of these 302’s and other related information of statements made by me and memorialized by SA Barbara Verica, AUSA Wendy Kelly has blocked their
Letter referenced in text at pages 3-9
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release. I do not understand how AUSA Wendy Kelly can continue to block the release of my 302’s knowing that the justice department has already approved their release. (It should be noted that SA Barbara Verica referred to these matters in the “perjured” Verica affidavit that she submitted to the Court in the Peggy Dorsey matter, and Ms. Kelly refused to produce the 302*5 at all times knowing the Verica affidavit was perjured). There may even be some sort of case law relating to an FBI agent receiving statements from a target telling the target that they are going to investigate crimes for which they are a victim. I simply do not know what we are dealing with for the government refuses to be candid in this area.
Based upon yesterday’s testimony, it is dear that statements and correspondence related to the investigation between SA Barbara Verica and other Montgomery County FBI Agents with Gregory M. Harvey, Esquire, C. George Milner, Esquire, Burton Stein, Esquire, and Robert Fiebach, Esquire, are discoverable. To date, the government has only produced one document In this universe. Knowing tírese individuals as I do, I believe there are many documents in this universe, but these documents must evidence some sort of criminal, nefarious and/ or dishonest conduct between these attorneys and the government so Ms. Kelly is withholding these documents. I would request that the government stop concealing these documents and produce all of these documents.
In attendance at yesterday’s hearing was Wendy Kelly’s grand jury witness Richard P. Bosa. Richard P. Bosa is a “government" witness I believe testified before the grand jury based upon document review. Mr. Bosa asserts that Wendy Kelly 1o!d him that he is going to be her “star” witness in this case. Apparently, in order to attend this hearing, Wendy Kelly’s “star” witness flew from Arizona where he had filed a motion with the Arizona federal court attempting to enjoin the state of Arizona from holding the presidential primary election the day before the election. This government witness appeared before a federal judge and told the judge that he would be damaged if the election was held without his name on the ballot for if his name appeared on the ballot, he would beat George W. Bush. He then apparently left this on-going litigation in Arizona to fly briefly to New Hampshire and then to Pennsylvania to be with the government at yesterday’s hearing.
I would make two requests as it relates to Ms. Kelly’s “star” witness Richard P. Bosa. First, this government witness has made several public statements. If Mr. Bosa’s grand jury testimony comes close to his public claims regarding the alleged transactions in this case, then crimes were committed by Mr. Bosa before the grand jury to obtain an unlawful indictment. Thus, I would request that the government immediately produce Mr. Bosa’s 302’s and giand jury testimony. Second, as AUSA Wendy Kelly and SA Barbara Verica are aware, Mr. Bosa has been found by the Pennsylvania Courts to be “severely mentally deficient” and has been “institutionalized” for direct physical threats against his own daughter. He owns firearms. He has threatened to use his firearms. He has threatened to use his firearms to kill police officers. He has made direct physical
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threats against Mrs. Schwartz and me, as well as witnesses in this case. In the past, he has been found in the woods b the back of my home. He has threatened to do bodily harm to public officials and multiple witnesses b this case. It has been reported to Mr. Cedrone by a witness that there is a “hit” out on me from Las Vegas. The alleged “hit” man is conspicuously Bosa’s cousin. Upon leaving the courthouse yesterday, Ms. Kelly’s witness followed me, my mother and Mr. Cedrone on the street yelling that we are going to jail and taking pictures of all of us. If I engaged m any of this behavior S A Verica would seek ray immediate incarceration. Yet, the “government” witness continues this conduct with no restraint.
I have no idea why this “government” witness flew in from another state and appeared in the courtroom for a hearing regarding the return of the Hewlett Packard computer and was sitting behind Ms. Kelly and Ms. Verica-1 do know that his appearance, his behavior against my mother and me, his “real” history of direct physical threats, his institutionalization are a real danger and he obviously is currently involved in some type of fixation with both ray mother and me. This stands in stark contrast to the complete and total “fiction” the government puts on the record that dearly influences Your Honor. SA Barbara Verica knows that her witness has access to a home several miles from ours and we all know he is in the area.
I would request that by the close of business today, the government consent to an order bebg entered in this case that government witness Richard P. Bosa be ordered that he is not to have any contact with my mother, me or any defense witness.
Thank you for Your Honoris attention to these matters.
Respectfully,
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ORDER

AND NOW, this 20th day of February, 2013, upon consideration of pro se petitioner Steven Schwartz’s motion pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 2255 (docket entry # 422), the Government’s response in opposition thereto (docket entry # 428), and in accordance with the accompanying Memorandum, it is hereby ORDERED that:
1. Schwartz’s motion pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 2255 (docket entry # 422) is DENIED without the need for a hearing;
2. Schwartz’s request for leave to amend his motion is DENIED;
3. We DECLINE to issue a certificate of appealability; and
*7004. The Clerk of Court shall CLOSE C.A. No. 11-2867 statistically.

. In this Memorandum, we found exquisitely pertinent Professor Harry G. Frankfurt's then-recent On Bullshit (Princeton University Press 2005) to demonstrate that Schwartz presented a far more serious offender than the typical con man. We concluded by writing that "Quite literally, no one — investor, lawyer, receptionist, childhood friend, fiancée, judge, or jury — -should trust anything this man says." Id. at 722. We also found Schwartz to be “utterly incorrigible” and "undeterrable.” Id. at 723.

. Though the jury ultimately found co-defendant llene Schwartz guilty of count twenty-three of the Superseding Indictment, we *672granted llene Schwartz’s oral motion for judgment of acquittal on July 26, 2005. (Docket Entry # 375, Cr. No. 03-35-2).

. On April 27, 2004, Schwartz filed a motion for bail pending sentencing with our Court of Appeals. That Court denied the motion on June 9, 2004. (Docket Entry #118 (Third Circuit Court of Appeals Docket No. 04-2138)).

. To be sure, Schwartz contended that the investigatory work he wanted was not getting done on time before we had scheduled a trial date in this complex matter. We specially listed the trial on August 19, 2004 for April 4, 2005. Id. 20:9-11; (Docket Entry #158).

. This confirmed what Schwartz had told us at the previous week's bail revocation hearing and what Cedrone characterized as Schwartz’s “persist[ent] ... desire to represent himself”, id. 9:19-20, "on three separate occasions since his bail was revoked." Id. 9:16-17.

. As in Peppers, Schwartz’s competency to stand trial was not in issue, and we had no reason to address it. See 302 F.3d at 132 n. 11.

. See also note 7 in Schwartz, 379 F.Supp.2d at 719, where we observed Schwartz's pro se success in actually convincing a Tarrant County, Texas civil suit judge “to press on to trial even though the Government had moved that court to stay proceedings pending the outcome of this prosecution.” We invoked our authority under 28 U.S.C. § 1651 to stop this astounding intrusion into this Court's criminal processes.
Indeed, Schwartz's success as a pro se litigant has not escaped the attention of the region's leading newspaper. As the Philadelphia Inquirer reported on May 5, 2003, "Steven A. Schwartz is not a lawyer, but he sometimes is amazingly skillful at litigating his own legal battles.” Stuart Ditzen, A Frequent Accuser Faces A Fraud Charge, Philadelphia Inquirer, May 5, 2003, at A01, reproduced at 2003 WLNR 14763232.

. Schwartz was upset that Cedrone had allegedly “been wrong on every single thing he has told me that [we] would do”. April 1, 2004 Tr. 25:24-25. But, as Justice Douglas once remarked, “[t]he law is not a series of calculating machines where definitions and answers come tumbling out when the right levers are pushed.” William O. Douglas, The Dissent, A Safeguard of Democracy, 32 J. of Am. Jud. Soc. 104, 105 (1948). Cedrone could hardly be faulted for incorrectly guessing our decisions on every fact-intensive issue that came before us.

. Paragraph l(a)-(b) and 3 of subpart H allege that it was “Cedrone's plan from the outset not to represent Schwartz”, Pet. 33 ¶ 1, and that Cedrone assigned a paralegal (who left his law practice) to plan and research his case leaving nobody to represent Schwartz. Our no pre-waiver prejudice conclusion applies to this fanciful claim, as well.

. In addition, for the reasons explained above, Schwartz's Sixth Amendment waiver was even more flat-footed than the waiver the Sixth Circuit upheld in Wilson, 515 F.3d at 692-96.

. Paragraphs three and seven of subpart H claim that Cedrone “lied ... when he informed Schwartz that he would act as co-counsel with Schwartz”, Pet. 34-35 ¶¶ 3, 7, but there is no Sixth Amendment right to standby or hybrid counsel where, as here, a criminal defendant chooses to proceed pro se. Moreover, to the extent Schwartz alleges "Ce-drone pressured Schwartz to terminate the Bosa deposition”, id. 35 ¶ 7, Schwartz had already waived his Sixth Amendment right to counsel at the time of Bosa's deposition and was thus in complete control of his defense.

. To the extent Schwartz is attacking his conviction before Judge Bartle on this basis, *683that is not an issue we can decide and one that indeed Judge Bartle appears to have already rejected. See United States v. Schwartz, No. 04-231, 2012 WL 1694292, at *4 (noting Schwartz's ineffective assistance violation of attorney-client privilege argument), *12 & text accompanying n. 14 (E.D.Pa. May 15, 2012) (Barde, J.).

. Schwartz's claim of Cedrone's alleged deficient performance is dubious. Poll testified that she retained an attorney when Schwartz was "verbally abusive on the telephone” towards her, Apr. 8, 2005 Day 5 Tr. 123:11, that her attorney was forced to eventually call Cedrone, id. 123, that she decided to call the Fraud Department at her bank, id. 124, and that she eventually wrote a complaint letter to the Pennsylvania Attorney General about Schwartz, id. 125. There is no testimony from her in the trial record that Cedrone was the one who told her that "Schwartz’[s] finances were under [criminal] investigation by Federal prosecutors in Philadelphia.” Pet. 34 ¶ 2. Indeed, the Government’s investigation into Schwartz’s finances was a matter of public record even before Cedrone was appointed as Schwartz's counsel. See Local News Philadelphia & Its Suburbs, Metropolitan Area News in Brief, Philadelphia Inquirer, January 17, 2003, at B3, reproduced at 2003 WLNR 3777817 (describing the charges against Schwartz and his mother). Our Court of Appeals has held that where matters of public record are concerned, attorney-client privilege is not implicated. See United States v. Meyers, 38 Fed.Appx. 99, 101 (3d Cir.2002); see also Babcock & Wilcox Co. v. Foster Wheeler Corp., 457 F.2d 1307, 1309 (3d Cir.1972) (Van Dusen, J., concurring in part and dissenting in part).

. Though we find that there was no prejudice for the reasons given above, we also note that Poll's testimony was, at most, derivative of Cedrone's alleged breach of the attorney-client privilege. Courts have been reluctant to extend the fruit-of-the-poisonous-tree derivative evidence suppression doctrine to non-constitutional violations like Schwartz’s alleged evidentiary claim. See Nickel, 97 F.3d at 408-09 (reasoning that there does not exist a "fruit of the poisonous tree” doctrine in breach of attorney-client privilege cases); United States v. Warshak, 631 F.3d 266, 294 (6th Cir.2010) (declining to extend the derivative evidence-suppressing fruit-of-the-poisonous-tree doctrine beyond context of constitutional violations); United States v. Squillacote, 221 F.3d 542, 560 (4th Cir.2000) (same). Moreover, Schwartz did not object to the admissibility of Poll's testimony at trial nor did he raise this issue on direct appeal.

. Accord Schwartz, 2012 WL 1694292, at *12 (Barde, J.) ("Under Strickland, [the same] appellate counsel [implicated here] was entitled to make strategic choices regarding the issues presented on appeal and was not required to present every claim suggested by Schwartz. The fact that Schwartz submitted his own pro se appellate brief, which the Court of Appeals considered and found to be ‘meritless,’ dem*685onstrates that Schwartz was not prejudiced by his counsel’s failure to raise the issues he now regards as 'dead bang’ winning arguments.”).

. The Supreme Court in Jones quoted Justice Jackson's sage observation that "[m]ost cases present only one, two, or three significant questions”, 463 U.S. at 752, 103 S.Ct. 3308 (quoting Robert H. Jackson, Advocacy Before the Supreme Court, 25 Temple L.Q. 115, 119 (1951)). In stark contrast, Schwartz’s 167-page pro se supplemental brief contains over fifty-five times more issues than Justice Jackson’s maximum. His § 2255 motion now claims at least thirty-two "significant questions” that Cedrone supposedly failed to raise on direct appeal. Pet. 37-43. Schwartz apparently overlooks the Supreme Court's belief that "[a] brief that raises every colorable issue runs the risk of burying good arguments ... in a verbal mound made up of strong and weak contentions.” Jones, 463 U.S. at 753, 103 S.Ct. 3308.

. Notably, Judge Hardiman's opinion was joined by Judges Chagares and Ambro. Judge Chagares authored the opinion affirming Schwartz’s conviction and sentence in this matter after "considering] the arguments Schwartz raised in his pro se supplemental brief and finding] them to be meritless.” Schwartz, 315 Fed.Appx. at 422 n. 6; see also Court of Appeals Docket No. 05-2770 March 4, 2009 Order (Judge Chagares’s Order granting Scwhartz’s motions to file pro se submissions in addition to his counseled submissions). Turner acknowledges instances "in the past [when] [our Court of Appeals] considered counseled parties’ pro se filings in ‘unusual circumstances’ ", 677 F.3d at 578. We can hardly think of any case more unusual than this one.

. The majority and dissenting opinions do not explicitly rely on Strickland in their respective analyses, though both employ an unquestionably implicit Strickland analysis. Id. at 969 (Gilman, J., majority opinion) (describing the dissent as "characterize[ing] ... counsel’s actions and ... concluding] that [petitioner] has been prejudiced”); id. at 971-73 (Clay, J., dissenting). The opinions’ cautious analyses reflect the dissent's concession that habeas petitioners do not have a recognized constitutional right to effective assistance of counsel. The Pough opinions are nevertheless useful because of their persuasive Strickland-like prejudice analyses.

. And even if Schwartz's conduct before our Court of Appeals did not rise to the level of intentional forfeiture of his Fifth Amendment rights as in Thomas, 357 F.3d at 362-63, we cannot help but wonder if his contradictory arguments on collateral attack are precluded by a doctrine like judicial estoppel. The tension between Schwartz's contentions on direct appeal and his § 2255 arguments are obvious, and his pro se status supplies no excuse for this inconsistency. See Mala, 704 F.3d at 245-46.

. In Giacalone v. United States, 739 F.2d 40, 43 (2d Cir.1984), the Second Circuit implied *693that prior decisions could be disturbed on collateral attack if a petitioner presents "new evidence” or "new authority”. Cf. 28 U.S.C. § 2244(c) (allowing for the disturbance of a final Supreme Court disposition in a state habeas corpus matter only if "the court shall find the existence of a material and controlling fact which did not appear in the record ... [and] that the applicant for the writ of habeas corpus could not have caused ... to appear in such record by the exercise of reasonable diligence”).

. For example, Schwartz's direct appeal did not challenge the sufficiency of our April 1, 2004 self-representation colloquy. See, e.g., United States v. Thomas, 357 F.3d 357 (3d Cir.2004) (challenging Sixth Amendment waiver on direct appeal); United States v. Peppers, 302 F.3d 120 (3d Cir.2002) (same). Moreover, his attempt to escape his decision to proceed pro se by attacking the adequacy of his waiver is in tension with his claim on direct appeal that we should have allowed him to represent himself even earlier. Pro Se Supp. Br. 94-98 (Third Circuit Court of Appeals Docket No. 05-5770, filed on Nov. 14, 2007). To be sure, we have already concluded above that the April 1, 2004 colloquy was more than adequate.

. Neither the Supreme Court nor our Court of Appeals have decided whether "actual innocence” is a freestanding, cognizable claim for relief under § 2255. See House v. Bell, 547 U.S. 518, 554-55, 126 S.Ct. 2064, 165 L.Ed.2d 1 (2006); Herrera v. Collins, 506 U.S. 390, 400, 404, 113 S.Ct. 853, 122 L.Ed.2d 203 (1993); Albrecht v. Horn, 485 F.3d 103, 121 (3d Cir.2007); Fielder v. Varner, 379 F.3d 113, 122 (3d Cir.2004). Since Schwartz's § 2255 motion asserts "actual innocence” as a claim, we will assume it exists and not reach the question because Schwartz fails to clear the "actual innocence” hurdle. Nevertheless, we assume such a freestanding right exists here only for purposes of argument. Thus, our treatment of Schwartz's "actual innocence” arguments implicate actual innocence's recognized function as a gateway to revive defaulted claims and as an assumed freestanding right to habeas corpus relief.