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United States Court of Appeals
                        For the First Circuit

No. 07-1678

                         ALFRED W. TRENKLER,

                        Petitioner, Appellee,

                                  v.

                      UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

                        Respondent, Appellant.

No. 07-1679

                         ALFRED W. TRENKLER,

                        Petitioner, Appellant,

                                  v.

                      UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

                        Respondent, Appellee.

                              __________

           APPEALS FROM THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
                  FOR THE DISTRICT OF MASSACHUSETTS

              [Hon. Rya W. Zobel, U.S. District Judge]

                                Before

                   Howard and Selya, Circuit Judges,
                    and Stafford,* District Judge.

    *
        Of the Northern District of Florida, sitting by designation.
     Randall E. Kromm, Assistant United States Attorney, with whom
Michael J. Sullivan, United States Attorney, and Dina Michael
Chaitowitz, Assistant United States Attorney, were on brief, for
the United States.
     Joan M. Griffin and Corey A. Salsberg, by appointment of the
court, with whom McDermott, Will & Emery LLP was on brief, for
Alfred W. Trenkler.

                         August 1, 2008
           SELYA, Circuit Judge.      These cross-appeals require us to

explore poorly understood terrain: the modern configuration and use

of the ancient writ of error coram nobis.              This archeological dig

entails a determination of when and under what circumstances that

writ may be used by a criminal defendant as a vehicle for securing

post-conviction relief.

           The context is as follows.             The petitioner, Alfred W.

Trenkler, is a prison inmate, currently serving a federal sentence.

He confronted the district court with a claim that more than ten

years earlier it had illegally sentenced him to life imprisonment.

Persuaded by this claim, the district court granted a writ of error

coram nobis, vacated the original sentence, and proceeded to

resentence the petitioner to a term of years.                    The government

protests this deployment of the writ, contending that the district

court lacked jurisdiction to issue it.                 The petitioner cross-

appeals, maintaining that even the substituted sentence exceeded

the   maximum   available    under    the    statutes      of     conviction.

           After   first    grappling      with    a    series    of   threshold

challenges to our appellate jurisdiction, we conclude that the

district court had no authority to issue a writ of error coram

nobis.    Consequently, we reverse the order granting the writ and

direct the district court to reinstate the original sentence.1

      1
      The parties have also cross-appealed from the amended
judgment in the resentencing phase of the criminal case.     The
result that we reach renders those appeals (Nos. 07-1676 and 07-

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I. BACKGROUND

            We rehearse here only those facts that are needed to

place these cross-appeals into perspective. We urge the reader who

hungers for more exegetic detail to consult our earlier opinions

describing the various way stations that dot the trail of the

petitioner's case.   See, e.g., Trenkler v. United States (Trenkler

III), 268 F.3d 16 (1st Cir. 2001) (affirming denial of relief under

28 U.S.C. § 2255); United States v. Trenkler (Trenkler II), No. 97-

1239, 1998 WL 10265 (1st Cir. Jan. 6, 1998) (affirming denial of

Rule 33 motion); United States v. Trenkler (Trenkler I), 61 F.3d 45

(1st Cir. 1995) (affirming conviction and sentence on direct

review); see also Trenkler v. Pugh (Trenkler IV), 83 Fed. Appx. 468

(3d Cir. 2003) (upholding denial of relief under 28 U.S.C. § 2241).

            On November 29, 1993, a jury convicted the petitioner of

conspiracy, 18 U.S.C. § 371, and the illegal receipt and use of

explosives, id. §§ 844(d), 844(i).     The charges arose out of the

petitioner's role in a bombing that caused the death of one Boston

police officer and the maiming of another.   See Trenkler I, 61 F.3d

at 47-48.     The district court sentenced the petitioner to 60

months' imprisonment on the conspiracy count and life imprisonment

on each of the two "explosives" counts.   All of the sentences were

to run concurrently.

1677) superfluous. Each of them will, therefore, be disposed of
summarily by separate order entered contemporaneously with the
filing of this opinion.

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            On the date that the indictment was handed up, both

sections 844(d) and 844(i) provided in pertinent part that

            if death results to any person, including any
            public safety officer performing duties as a
            direct   or   proximate  result   of   conduct
            prohibited by this subsection, [the defendant]
            shall [also] be subject to imprisonment for
            any term of years, or to the death penalty or
            to life imprisonment as provided in section 34
            of this title.

Section 34 provided in turn that when any of the proscribed acts

"resulted in the death of any person," the death penalty or life

imprisonment would be available as a punishment "if the jury shall

in its discretion so direct."     Notwithstanding this language, no

special jury finding was either requested or obtained in the

petitioner's case.    Indeed, the anomaly went unremarked.

            Following the imposition of sentence, the petitioner

appealed.    His appeal challenged a number of evidentiary rulings.

See Trenkler I, 61 F.3d at 51-62.   We rejected all but one of these

challenges, found that the successful challenge embodied a harmless

error, and affirmed the judgment below.    Id.

            The next ten years witnessed a kaleidoscopic array of

post-conviction proceedings.    On December 22, 1995, the petitioner

moved for a new trial or in the alternative an evidentiary hearing

on the ground of newly discovered evidence.       Agreeing that the

proffered evidence was not newly discovered, we affirmed the

district court's denial of the motion. Trenkler II, 1998 WL 10265,

at *4.   The district court and this court subsequently rejected as

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time-barred an application, brought under 28 U.S.C. § 2255, that

alleged ineffective assistance of counsel.       See Trenkler III, 268

F.3d at 27.   The petitioner's other efforts met a similar fate.

See, e.g., Trenkler IV, 83 Fed. Appx. at 472.

           On August 24, 2004, the petitioner sought a writ of

mandamus in this court, claiming for the first time that 18 U.S.C.

§§ 844(d) and 844(i) required specific jury authorization as a

condition precedent to the imposition of a life sentence.              We

summarily rejected his foray, noting that it amounted to a second

or successive section 2255 petition and, as such, ran afoul of the

gatekeeping provisions of the Antiterrorism and Effective Death

Penalty Act of 1996 (AEDPA), Pub. L. No. 104-132, 110 Stat. 1214.

           Undeterred by this setback, the petitioner wrote to the

original trial judge, making essentially the same argument.           The

district   court   appointed   counsel   and,   on   November   6,   2006,

appointed counsel moved for the issuance of a writ of error coram

nobis or in the alternative a writ of audita querela.2          Although

     2
      A writ of error coram nobis is a common-law writ through
which a rendering court, subject to certain conditions, may correct
its own judgment on the basis of some patent error affecting the
validity or regularity of that judgment.       The writ of audita
querela, introduced during the reign of Edward III, is sometimes
available to reopen a judgment when an important matter concerning
a defendant's case has arisen since the entry of the judgment. It
is said that coram nobis is distinguished from audita querela in
that the former attacks the judgment itself whereas the latter is
directed against the enforcement of the judgment. See 7A C.J.S.
Audita Querela § 2, at 901 (1980). For present purposes, there is
no material difference between the two ancient writs. Thus, we
refer herein only to the writ of error coram nobis.

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the petitioner used the docket number of the original criminal

case, the district court treated the filing as constituting a new

civil action and assigned a new docket number to it.                The court

reasoned that coram nobis, like its habeas corpus counterpart, is

civil in nature.

           The court ordered the government to respond by January 5,

2007.    That    date   came   and   went    without   any   word   from   the

government.     Acting sua sponte, the court extended the time for

filing an opposition to February 2, 2007. It simultaneously warned

that, should no opposition be filed within the extended period, it

would decide the matter without the government's participation.

That deadline, too, expired without any action by the government.

           On February 20, 2007, the district court granted a writ

of error coram nobis.     Trenkler v. United States (Trenkler V), No.

06-12072, 2007 WL 551620, at *1 (D. Mass. Feb. 20, 2007).                  The

court asserted jurisdiction under the All Writs Act, 28 U.S.C. §

1651, and expressed the view that the writ was available in

criminal proceedings to correct fundamental errors, as long as

other remedies were unavailable.           Trenkler V, 2007 WL 551620, at

*3.   It then explained why it thought that the petitioner's claim

warranted such extraordinary relief.

           To begin, the court concluded that the express language

of the statutes of conviction required a jury directive as a

condition precedent to the imposition of a life sentence.              Id. at

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*1.   It noted that the petitioner's life sentence had been imposed

in the absence of such a directive and was, therefore, illegal.

Id.    This bevue warranted coram nobis relief because it was

"fundamental to the validity of the judgment," id. at *4, and

coram nobis represented the only procedural mechanism that remained

available to correct the sentence, id. at *2.               In reaching this

conclusion, the court conceded that the time had expired for filing

a section 2255 petition, see 28 U.S.C. § 2255(f), but suggested

that the petitioner could not be faulted for failing to seek relief

earlier since all concerned — the court, the government, and the

petitioner's previous counsel — had been caught flat-footed by this

sentencing limitation.        See Trenkler V, 2007 WL 551620, at *5.

           When   all   was    said   and   done,   the   court    vacated   the

petitioner's two concurrent life sentences and set the criminal

case down for resentencing on April 4, 2007.              The day after the

court's order issued, the government moved for leave to file an

opposition to the coram nobis petition, blaming its failure to

respond in a timely manner on "institutional inadvertence."                  The

district court granted the government's request.              The government

not only filed an opposition but also moved for reconsideration of

the coram nobis order.        See Fed. R. Civ. P. 59(e).          In subsequent

filings, it asserted among other things that the district court

lacked jurisdiction to issue the writ because the petitioner's

request was merely a camouflaged section 2255 petition and, as

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such, was subject to AEDPA's limitations on second and successive

habeas petitions.   It also claimed that coram nobis relief was

inappropriate because the petitioner was still in custody, because

he had failed to establish a fundamental error in the criminal

proceedings, and because he had failed to prove any good cause for

not raising the alleged sentencing error at an earlier time.

          On April 4, 2007, the district court, ruling from the

bench, dismissed the government's objections and reaffirmed the

appropriateness of coram nobis relief.    When the district court

proceeded to the criminal case, the petitioner argued that the

doctrine of Apprendi v. New Jersey, 530 U.S. 466, 490 (2000),

limited the length of an incarcerative sentence on the affected

counts to ten years. The court rejected that argument and imposed

concurrent sentences of 37 years' immurement on the two affected

counts (crediting the petitioner with time served to that point).

          On April 9, 2007, the court entered an amended judgment

in the criminal case, memorializing the new sentence.   Three days

later, the court entered a final judgment in the separate coram

nobis proceeding, memorializing the grant of the writ and the

annulment of the original sentence.   On April 17, the government

appealed from the final judgment in the coram nobis proceeding and,

the next day, appealed from the amended final judgment in the

criminal case. On April 26, the petitioner filed notices of appeal

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in both the civil and criminal cases.3 Although these appeals were

consolidated for briefing and argument in this court, we need look

no further than the cross-appeals in the coram nobis proceeding.

See supra note 1.

II.   ANALYSIS

           The focal point of our analysis is the government's

assertion that the district court lacked authority to issue a writ

of error coram nobis.    There is, however, a logically antecedent

issue: the petitioner's suggestion that we have no jurisdiction to

review the order granting coram nobis relief.        We start there.

                    A.   Appellate Jurisdiction.

           The judgment in the coram nobis proceeding, on its face,

seems final and appealable.       It leaves nothing to be done but the

execution of the judgment itself.         Catlin v. United States, 324

U.S. 229, 233 (1945); United States v. Metro. Dist. Comm'n, 847 F.

2d 12, 14 (1st Cir. 1988).      The petitioner demurs.    In this regard,

his most loudly bruited claim is that a grant of coram nobis

constitutes an unreviewable act of judicial discretion.

           The petitioner's sole support for this proposition is

fragmentary   language   from    an   obscure   Supreme   Court   opinion,

      3
      Citing concerns about treating the writ of error coram nobis
as an independent civil action, the petitioner moved in the
district court for the coram nobis order to be entered in the
criminal case, rather than entered separately. Although expressing
some sympathy for the petitioner's position, the district court
ruled that, due to the government's earlier notice of appeal, it
lacked jurisdiction to reenter the order.

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Pickett's Heirs v. Legerwood, 32 U.S. (7 Pet.) 144, 148 (1833).

That case, which dates back to the early nineteenth century,

involved a trial court's issuance of what amounted to a writ of

error coram nobis4 in an action for trespass and ejectment.     The

Justices concluded that this interlocutory order could not be

reviewed by the Supreme Court.   Id. at 148-49 (explaining that the

remedy was "not one of those remedies over which" the Court was

given "supervising power . . . by law").

           Ordinarily, an inferior federal court is bound by the

holdings of the Supreme Court.   McCoy v. Mass. Inst. of Tech., 950

F.2d 13, 19 (1st Cir. 1991).     Here, however, it is doubtful that

Pickett's Heirs has any precedential force beyond its specific

facts.    The Court there explicitly admonished that it was not

"called upon to decide" whether the case before it "was a case

proper for the application of [the coram nobis] remedy."    32 U.S.

at 147.    That very question lies at the heart of the instant

matter, as the government contends that, in the circumstances of

this case, AEDPA's gatekeeping provisions foreclose any resort to

coram nobis.    We therefore do not regard Pickett's Heirs as

contradicting the general proposition that coram nobis orders are

appealable.

     4
      While the Court referred to the technically distinct writ of
error coram vobis, see Pickett's Heirs, 32 U.S. at 146, the
distinction between coram nobis and coram vobis is "virtually
meaningless" in the American courts, United States v. Sawyer, 239
F.3d 31, 37 n.4 (1st Cir. 2001).

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            This    conclusion     is    reinforced       by   modern    appellate

practice.       A canvass of the decisional law reveals that, in the

more recent cases, coram nobis orders routinely have been reviewed

by federal appellate courts.         See, e.g., United States v. Sawyer,

239 F.3d 31, 36 (1st Cir. 2001); United States v. Keane, 852 F.2d

199, 200 (7th Cir. 1988).          The Supreme Court itself has asserted

appellate jurisdiction in a case like this one, that is, a case

questioning the trial court's power to issue a writ of error coram

nobis.    See United States v. Morgan, 346 U.S. 502, 513 (1954). And,

finally, the Federal Rules of Appellate Procedure contemplate that

coram nobis orders may be appealed as a matter of course.                 See Fed.

R. App. P. 4(a)(1)(C) ("An appeal from an order granting or denying

an application for a writ of error coram nobis is an appeal in a

civil case for purposes of Rule 4(a).").              That rule has the force

of law.    See Local Union No. 38 v. Custom Air Sys., 333 F.3d 345,

348 (2d Cir. 2003).

            History furnishes a simple means for reconciling whatever

conflict    a    jaundiced   eye   might       perceive   between   the    curious

language in Pickett's Heirs and modern appellate practice. Coram

nobis, in its present incarnation, bears little resemblance to the

writ as it existed in the early nineteenth century.                     We briefly

trace its evolution.

            The writ of error coram nobis originated in sixteenth-

century England as an instrument used by trial courts to correct

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their own fact-based errors.   See Carlisle v. United States, 517

U.S. 416, 428-29 (1996); United States v. Mayer, 235 U.S. 55, 68

(1914); see also 7 LaFave et al., Criminal Procedure § 28.1(c), at

143 (3d ed. 2007).    For the most part, its use was confined to

civil cases.   See, e.g., 7 LaFave et al., supra § 28.1(c), at 143;

Lester B. Orfield, The Writ of Error Coram Nobis in Civil Practice,

20 Va. L. Rev. 423, 427 (1934).    But, in time the tectonic plates

shifted and the utility of the writ expanded.     It eventually grew

beyond the correction of mistakes of fact and became flexible

enough to reach fundamental legal errors.    See Morgan, 346 U.S. at

507-08; Mayer, 235 U.S. at 68; see also 3 Wright, King & Klein,

Federal Practice & Procedure § 592, at 687 (3d ed. 2004).

          As the writ of error coram nobis morphed to encompass

more than exclusively "factual" mistakes, it also began to gain a

foothold in the criminal docket.   See Sawyer, 239 F.3d at 37.   This

transmogrification occurred in a leisurely fashion; the writ was

not readily deployed in state criminal cases until well after the

Supreme Court decided Pickett's Heirs.      See Abraham L. Freedman,

The Writ of Error Coram Nobis, 3 Temp. L.Q. 365, 373 (1929)

(placing in the late nineteenth century "the first criminal case of

consequence in which the writ was successfully employed").       The

writ's migration to criminal cases in the federal courts was even

slower; as late as 1914, the Supreme Court pointedly left open the

question of the writ's availability in criminal cases.    See Mayer,

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235 U.S. at 69.      Not until 1954 was the legitimacy of the writ's

use in criminal cases confirmed by the Court.            See Morgan, 346 U.S.

at 512.

            We now have come full circle: in the modern federal

system, use of the writ of error coram nobis is confined to

criminal cases.      See id. at 505 n.4; see also Fed. R. Civ. P. 60(e)

(abolishing    the    writ    in   civil      cases).     To    complete     this

transformation, in criminal cases the writ has been seen more and

more as a means to challenge law-based errors.            See, e.g., Sawyer,

239 F.3d at 37-38; United States v. Tucor Int'l, Inc., 189 F.3d

834, 836 n.1 (9th Cir. 1999); United States v. Rankin, 1 F. Supp.

2d 445, 453 (E.D. Pa. 1998).

            Viewed against this historical backdrop, whatever the

Pickett's   Heirs     Court    meant    when    it   stated    that   it   lacked

"supervising power" over a grant of coram nobis relief, that

statement is now an anachronism.               Nearly two hundred years of

doctrinal development have sapped it of any contemporary vitality.

            The petitioner has a fallback position.             He asseverates

that even if the grant or denial of a writ of error coram nobis is

deemed reviewable, the government lacks statutory authority to

appeal such an order.        This asseveration has a certain superficial

allure. After all, the government can mount an appeal in a criminal

case only in accordance with some express statutory authorization.

United States v. Sanges, 144 U.S. 310, 312 (1892); United States v.

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Watson, 386 F.3d 304, 307 (1st Cir. 2004); United States v. Horn,

29 F.3d 754, 768 (1st Cir. 1994); see 15B Wright, Miller & Cooper,

Federal Practice & Procedure § 3919.1, at 598 (2d ed. 1991).

          Close   perscrutation    discloses   that   the   petitioner's

asseveration rests on a flimsy foundation: the dubious proposition

that a writ of error coram nobis is part of the warp and woof of a

criminal proceeding, subject to this traditional limitation on

government appeals.    To support that proposition, he cherry-picks

a snippet in which the Morgan Court characterized the writ of error

coram nobis as a "step in the criminal case and not, like habeas

corpus where relief is sought in a separate case and record, the

beginning of a separate civil proceeding."       346 U.S. at 505 n.4.

In our view, Morgan's footnote 4 cannot bear the heavy weight that

the petitioner piles upon it.

          As an initial matter, the import of the footnote is

tenebrous; the very next line of the footnote asserts that coram

nobis "is of the same general character as [proceedings] under 28

U.S.C. § 2255."       Id.   Section 2255 proceedings, like classic

petitions for habeas corpus, are generally treated as civil in

nature. See Heflin v. United States, 358 U.S. 415, 418 n.7 (1959);

Rogers v. United States, 180 F.3d 349, 352 n.3 (1st Cir. 1999).

          In all events, the reach of Morgan's footnote 4 is more

circumscribed than the petitioner suggests.           As Judge Friendly

observed when facing a similarly ambitious construction of the

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Morgan footnote, the quoted language does not purport to dictate

that coram nobis petitions must be treated as strictly criminal for

purposes of appeal or otherwise.         United States v. Keogh, 391 F.2d

138, 140 (2d Cir. 1968).        Rather, the Morgan Court was confronted

with, and resolved, a much narrower problem: whether the writ could

be deployed to correct errors in criminal cases notwithstanding the

promulgation of Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 60(b) (which

abolished coram nobis in "suits of a civil nature").               See Morgan,

346 U.S. at 505 n.4.   Judge Friendly found no reason to think that,

in affirmatively answering this narrow question, the Morgan Court

intended to determine that coram nobis orders should be treated as

criminal for all purposes.        Keogh, 391 F.2d at 140.

           Like Judge Friendly, we decline to read the quoted

snippet as extending beyond the question that the Morgan Court was

endeavoring to answer.          In taking this commonsense approach to

Morgan's   footnote   4,   we    join   several   other   courts    that   have

followed Judge Friendly's lead. See, e.g., United States v. Craig,

907 F.2d 653, 656-57 (7th Cir. 1990); United States v. Cooper, 876

F.2d 1192, 1194 (5th Cir. 1989); United States v. Balistrieri, 606

F.2d 216, 220-21 (7th Cir. 1979); see also Fed. R. App. P.

4(a)(1)(C) & advisory committee notes.

           Of course, this leaves an unanswered question: Should

coram nobis be treated as civil or criminal for purposes of appeal?

The answer to that question cannot be gleaned by grasping at

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convenient labels.   While the modern writ of error coram nobis is

used in criminal cases, its character necessarily reflects the

vestiges of its origins in civil litigation.      Accordingly, many

courts have treated coram nobis as civil for a variety of purposes,

such as the availability of discovery, see, e.g., Balistrieri, 606

F.2d at 221, and the temporal limits for filing notices of appeal,

see, e.g., Keogh, 391 F.2d at 140.    Given the lessons of history,

we are convinced that coram nobis proceedings are best seen as

hybrids — quasi-civil and quasi-criminal.    See Craig, 907 F.2d at

656; Mercado v. United States, 183 F.2d 486, 487 (1st Cir. 1950).

On this view, the denomination of the nature of a given petition

calls for a functional analysis rather than for doctrinal rigidity.

          We see no reason here to apply the more restrictive rules

governing criminal appeals to the government's appeal in a coram

nobis proceeding (even though that proceeding is ancillary to a

criminal case).   The traditional restrictions on the government's

right to appeal stem primarily from double jeopardy concerns.   See

Kepner v. United States, 195 U.S. 100, 133 (1904).    Such concerns

are far less weighty when dealing with collateral challenges to

criminal convictions.   See 15B Wright, Miller & Cooper, supra §

3919.9, at 732 ("There is less need to restrict government appeal

opportunities in proceedings that come . . . after the formal

prosecution."). Consequently, we hold that coram nobis proceedings

are appealable as civil matters.      Thus the government, like any

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other party, may appeal the grant or denial of the writ as a final

order under 28 U.S.C. § 1291.      See 15B Wright, Miller & Cooper,

supra § 3919.9, at 740 (positing by analogy to habeas corpus that

the government "should be allowed to appeal final disposition of

coram nobis proceedings"); see also Fed. R. App. P. 4(a)(1)(C).

          The petitioner has one last arrow in his jurisdictional

quiver. He contends that even if we find appellate jurisdiction in

theory, the government's appeal here is time-barred.        Once again,

this   contention    derives   from     the   Morgan   Court's   cryptic

characterization of coram nobis as a "step in the criminal case."

346 U.S. at 505 n.4.      On that premise, the petitioner concludes

that the government was subject to the 30-day filing deadline

applicable to government appeals in criminal cases, Fed. R. App. P.

4(b)(1)(B); that the 30-day period ran from February 20, 2007 (when

the district court announced its decision to grant the writ); and

that, therefore, the government's notice of appeal, filed in mid-

April, was late.

          This plaint is as insubstantial as a house built upon the

shifting sands.     The short answer to it is that the Federal Rules

of Appellate Procedure explicitly provide that "[a]n appeal from an

order granting or denying an application for a writ of error coram

nobis is an appeal in a civil case" and, thus, is subject to a 60-

day filing period.     Fed. R. App. P. 4(a)(1)(C); see also Fed. R.

App. P. 4(a)(1)(B). This language was added to the Appellate Rules

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in 2002 to resolve a conflict in the courts of appeals regarding

the time limits that applied to appeals from coram nobis orders.

See Fed. R. App. P. 4 advisory committee notes.          The amended rule

controls here.   Accordingly, the government's notice of appeal was

timely even if, as the petitioner contends, the appeal period ran

from February 20, 2007.5

                        B.    AEDPA Preclusion.

           Having confirmed the existence of appellate jurisdiction,

we turn to the substance of the government's appeal.         Distilled to

its essence, the argument here is that the petition was a wolf in

sheep's clothing: an unapproved second or successive section 2255

petition masquerading as a petition for a writ of error coram

nobis.    Relatedly, the government insists that coram nobis is

unavailable to a prisoner in federal custody.        If these arguments

are   well-founded,   the    district   court   lacked   jurisdiction   to

entertain the petition.

           The petitioner's initial rejoinder is in the nature of a

preemptive strike.    He says that because the government failed to

      5
      Although we need not probe the point, the appeal period does
not appear to have run from the February 20 order but, rather, from
the later entry of final judgment in the coram nobis proceeding.
See Fed. R. Civ. P. 58(c)(1); see also Cunningham v. Hamilton
County, 527 U.S. 198, 203 (1999) ("[W]e have repeatedly interpreted
[28 U.S.C.] § 1291 to mean that an appeal ordinarily will not lie
until after final judgment has been entered."); Mullane v.
Chambers, 333 F.3d 322, 337 (1st Cir. 2003) (observing that until
a "separate judgment has been 'entered' under [Federal Rule of
Civil Procedure] 58, the time for filing a notice of appeal has not
yet begun to run").

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respond to his petition in a timeous fashion, it has waived or

forfeited these arguments.     This strike misfires for two reasons.

           First, each of the government's arguments goes to the

district court's subject-matter jurisdiction.        This is important

because parties cannot confer subject-matter jurisdiction on a

district court by sloth or acquiescence.         See United States v.

Cotton, 535 U.S. 625, 630 (2002); Espinal-Dominguez v. Puerto Rico,

352 F.3d 490, 495 (1st Cir. 2003); Horn, 29 F.3d at 767-68.

           Second, these arguments were raised, albeit belatedly, in

the district court.    That court chose not to treat them as waived

but,   rather,   seemingly   rejected   the   government's   motion   for

reconsideration on the merits (thus effectively rejecting the

preclusion argument contained therein).       The court made no comment

about the timeliness vel non of the government's proffer.       Where a

trial court chooses to overlook the belated nature of a filing and

adjudicate the tardy claim or defense on the merits, that claim or

defense may be deemed preserved for purposes of appellate review.

See Negrón-Almeda v. Santiago, 528 F.3d 15, 26 (1st Cir. 2008).

           This brings us to the post-AEDPA framework for collateral

review.   The writ of habeas corpus historically has served as the

principal vehicle for testing the legality of executive detentions.

Attempting to address "practical problems that had arisen in the

administration of the federal courts' habeas corpus jurisdiction,"

United States v. Hayman, 342 U.S. 205, 210 (1952), Congress enacted

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28 U.S.C. § 2255 as a substitute for the traditional habeas remedy

with respect to federal prisoners.                See Act of June 25, 1948, 62

Stat. 967.        This "virtual habeas" statute supplies a remedy that

bears a strong family resemblance to the traditional writ of habeas

corpus.         The statute was intended to provide a federal prisoner

with       an   exclusive   means   of    challenging    the    validity    of   his

conviction or sentence, save only in those few instances in which

the statutory remedy proved "inadequate or ineffective to test the

legality of his detention."           28 U.S.C. § 2255(e).         In this context,

"inadequate or ineffective" requires an ex ante appraisal.                    Taylor

v. Gilkey, 314 F.3d 832, 835-36 (7th Cir. 2002) (collecting cases).

                In 1996, Congress enacted AEDPA.             That statute imposed

significant new constraints on proceedings under section 2255.6

Some       of   these   constraints   were       temporal;   for   example,   AEDPA

established a one-year statute of limitations for filing a section

2255 petition.          28 U.S.C. § 2255(f).         Some of these constraints

were numerical; for example, AEDPA required a federal prisoner who

sought to prosecute a second or successive section 2255 petition to

obtain pre-clearance, in the form of a certificate, from the court

of appeals.        Id. § 2255(h).        By the terms of the statute, such a

certificate will be made available only if the prisoner can show

       6
      AEDPA also imposed substantially similar constraints on
federal habeas petitions involving state prisoners. See e.g., 28
U.S.C. § 2244(b) (restricting second or successive petitions for
section 2254 petitions); § 2244(d) (establishing 1-year statute of
limitations for section 2254 motions).

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that the proposed second or successive petition is based either on

newly discovered evidence or a new rule of constitutional law. Id.

We have interpreted this provision as "stripping the district court

of jurisdiction over a second or successive habeas petition unless

and until the court of appeals has decreed that it may go forward."

Pratt v. United States, 129 F.3d 54, 57 (1st Cir. 1997).

           Although     section       2255,      as   amended,   provides      a

comprehensive remedial scheme for post-conviction relief, that

scheme perpetuates the savings clause contained in section 2255(e).

Moreover, the Supreme Court has made it pellucid that section 2255

does not preempt the entire array of common-law writs authorized

under the All Writs Act, 28 U.S.C. § 1651.            See Morgan, 346 U.S. at

510-11.    Still, each attempted use of an extraordinary writ in

connection with post-conviction relief must be judged on its own

merits.    The strictures of section 2255 cannot be sidestepped by

the simple expedient of resorting to some more exotic writ.                   Put

bluntly,   the   All   Writs    Act   is   not    a   jujube.    At   most,    it

constitutes "a residual source of authority to issue writs that are

not otherwise covered by statute."            Pa. Bureau of Corr. v. U.S.

Marshals Serv., 474 U.S. 34, 43 (1985).

           We think it follows that when a statute — like section

2255 — specifically addresses a particular class of claims or

issues, it is that statute, not the All Writs Act, that takes

precedence.      See id.       The armamentarium of common-law writs,

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including the writ of error coram nobis, is thus available only to

fill whatever interstices exist in the post-conviction remedial

scheme made available to federal prisoners by way of section 2255.

See United States v. Ayala, 894 F.2d 425, 428 (D.C. Cir. 1990).

              This gap-filling approach makes it essential for courts

to plot, and then to patrol, the boundaries between section 2255

and the universe of old common-law writs.                       Otherwise, artful

pleaders      will   tiptoe     around    those     boundaries        and    frustrate

Congress's     discernible      intent.         See,   e.g.,     United     States    v.

Winestock, 340 F.3d 200, 203 (4th Cir. 2003); cf. Calderon v.

Thompson, 523 U.S. 538, 553 (1998) (patrolling boundaries of

section 2254).       In carrying out this sentry duty, courts must be

guided by the precept that substance trumps form.                     See Rodwell v.

Pepe, 324 F.3d 66, 71 (1st Cir. 2003) (predicting that whether

AEDPA's limitations apply "will depend not on the label affixed to

a particular motion but on its essence").                   Thus, "[a]ny motion

filed    in   the    district    court    that    imposed       the   sentence,      and

substantively within the scope of § 2255 ¶ 1, is a motion under §

2255, no matter what title the prisoner plasters on the cover."

Melton   v.    United     States,   359   F.3d     855,   857     (7th      Cir.   2004)

(emphasis in original).

              Following     this    approach,          courts     regularly        have

recharacterized imaginatively captioned petitions to reflect that

they derive their essence from section 2255 and, thus, must satisfy

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that section's gatekeeping provisions.   See, e.g., Winestock, 340

F.3d at 206-208 (recharacterizing a self-styled Rule 60(b) motion);

United States v. Torres, 282 F.3d 1241, 1246 (10th Cir. 2002)

(recharacterizing a self-styled writ of coram nobis); Spivey v.

State Bd. of Pardons and Paroles, 279 F.3d 1301, 1303 (11th Cir.

2002) (recharacterizing a self-styled § 1983 action); Jiminian v.

Nash, 245 F.3d 144, 149 (2d Cir. 2001) (recharacterizing a self-

styled § 2241 petition); Ayala, 894 F.2d at 430 (recharacterizing

a so-called writ of audita querela); United States v. Mosquera, 845

F.2d 1122, 1123 n.1 (1st Cir. 1988) (recharacterizing a self-styled

Rule 35 motion).

          A close analysis of the substance of the petition in this

case leaves no doubt but that, regardless of its label, the

petition falls within the compass of section 2255.     On its face,

the petition is brought on behalf of a federal prisoner still in

custody and challenges his sentence as unauthorized under the

statutes of conviction.   This is a classic habeas corpus scenario,

squarely within the heartland carved out by Congress in section

2255. See 28 U.S.C. § 2255(a) (offering a means of post-conviction

relief to "[a] prisoner in custody under sentence of a [federal]

court" who claims "that [his] sentence was in excess of the maximum

authorized by law").   As such, the claim embodied in the petition

is one cognizable in a section 2255 proceeding.      Therefore, the

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district court should have recharacterized the petition as a

section 2255 petition and proceeded accordingly.

           The conclusion that the petition should have been treated

as one arising under section 2255 sounds a death knell for the

proceeding.     The petition was filed more than ten years after the

petitioner's conviction had become final and more than five years

after an earlier section 2255 petition (itself deemed to be time-

barred).   No pre-clearance had been either sought or obtained in

this court.     Consequently, the petition was an unauthorized second

or successive habeas petition and was foreclosed on that basis.

See 28 U.S.C. § 2255(h); see also United States v. Barrett, 178

F.3d 34, 42-45 (1st Cir. 1999).      Given this reality, the district

court had only two choices: either dismiss the recharacterized

petition or transfer it to this court.       See Pratt, 129 F.3d at 57.

Either way, the case was at an end: dismissal would have ended it,

and transferring the recharacterized petition to this court would

have been an exercise in futility.       After all, the petition was not

premised on either newly discovered evidence or a new rule of

constitutional law.     See 28 U.S.C. § 2255(h).

           The petitioner attempts to escape the vise-like grip of

AEDPA's gatekeeping provisions by asserting that a writ of error

coram   nobis    comprises   an   alternative,    and   constitutionally

necessary, method for challenging an illegal sentence, at least

when other means of collateral review have been exhausted.          But

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where, as here, a petitioner's claim falls within the heartland of

section 2255, this assertion lacks force. "The writ of coram nobis

may not be used to circumvent the clear congressional directive

embodied in the 'second or successive' provisions of § 2255."

Barrett, 178 F.3d at 55.

          If more were needed — and we doubt that it is — the writ

of error coram nobis, in its modern form, is ordinarily available

only to a criminal defendant who is no longer in custody.        See

United States v. Esogbue, 357 F.3d 532, 534 (5th Cir. 2004); Obado

v. New Jersey, 328 F.3d 716, 718 (3d Cir. 2003); Torres, 282 F.3d

at 1245; see also 3 Wright, King & Klein, supra § 592, at 689.   The

petitioner's exercise in legal taxonomy therefore fails: the gap-

filling allowed by the Morgan Court does not permit an inquiring

court "to redefine a common law writ in order to create relief not

otherwise available in the federal postconviction remedial scheme."

Ayala, 894 F.2d at 429 (emphasis in original); accord Doe v. INS,

120 F.3d 200, 203-04 (9th Cir. 1997).

          To be sure, we suggested in Barrett, 178 F.3d at 56, that

there may be situations in which section 2255 does not completely

occupy the field — but that suggestion was limited to those

situations in which section 2255's savings clause applies; that is,

those situations in which the remedy provided by section 2255 is

deemed "inadequate or ineffective."     Id. (quoting 28 U.S.C. §

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2255(e)).     This case does not come within the narrow confines of

the savings clause.

            As indicated above, section 2255 is both adequate and

effective to address a claim of the type and kind mounted by the

petitioner.    Although the petitioner might now be unable to pursue

that claim via a second or successive petition because of the

combination     of   his    own   tardiness   and   AEDPA's   gatekeeping

provisions, the mere inability to satisfy those requirements does

not afford access to the savings clause.        See id. at 50.     To rule

otherwise   would    reduce   AEDPA's   gatekeeping   provisions    to   "a

meaningless gesture."       Id.; accord In re Davenport, 147 F.3d 605,

608 (7th Cir. 1998).

            The bottom line is that adequacy and effectiveness must

be judged ex ante.         Accordingly, post-conviction relief can be

termed "inadequate" or "ineffective" only when, in a particular

case, the configuration of section 2255 is such "as to deny a

convicted defendant any opportunity for judicial rectification."

In re Davenport, 147 F.3d at 611 (emphasis in original).

            The record here makes manifest that the petitioner cannot

satisfy that demanding standard.        He had multiple opportunities to

challenge the imposition of his life sentences as inconsistent with

the terms of the statutes of conviction.            His alleged claim of

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error was available to him on both direct and collateral review;7

and those review modalities, if timely engaged, would have offered

an adequate and effective means of rectifying the error.              That he

neglected    to   avail   himself   of   these   opportunities   in   no   way

detracts from their adequacy and effectiveness.

            The fact that courts have allowed recourse to the savings

clause in rare and exceptional circumstances, such as those in

which strict adherence to AEDPA's gatekeeping provisions would

result in a "complete miscarriage of justice," In re Dorsainvil,

119 F.3d 245, 251 (3d Cir. 1997), does not help the petitioner.

Most courts have required a credible allegation of actual innocence

to access the savings clause.        See, e.g., Reyes-Requena v. United

States, 243 F.3d 893, 904 (5th Cir. 2001).          The petitioner's claim

does not qualify; his petition does not posit that he is actually

innocent of the crimes for which he was indicted, convicted, and

sentenced.

            Equally as important, the nature of the petitioner's

claim of error is incompatible with engagement of the savings

clause.     He does not charge that a life sentence is beyond the

statutory maximum for the crimes of conviction.          Rather, his claim

     7
      By the time the petitioner was indicted, the interpretation
of the penalty provision on which he now relies had already been
adopted by at least two federal courts of appeals in published
opinions. See United States v. Williams, 775 F.2d 1295, 1299 (5th
Cir. 1985); United States v. Hansen, 755 F.2d 629, 631 (8th Cir.
1985).

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is procedural: that the statutes of conviction required a jury

recommendation in order to impose a life sentence, and that the

judge, not the jury, made the recommendation in his case.       This

claim, if true, does not suggest a miscarriage of justice.        We

explain briefly.

            The Supreme Court has defined the term "miscarriage of

justice" as encompassing only those "extraordinary instances when

a constitutional violation probably has caused the conviction of

one innocent of the crime."    McCleskey v. Zant, 499 U.S. 467, 494

(1991).   The petitioner makes no such claim; he does not challenge

the sufficiency of the evidence upon which the sentencing judge

acted, nor does he suggest that it was likely that a jury would

have reached a different result.

            Rules that allocate decisionmaking responsibility between

judge and jury are generally thought to be procedural. See Schriro

v. Summerlin, 542 U.S. 348, 353 (2004).    As such, misallocation of

that responsibility is unlikely to implicate the accuracy or

fundamental fairness of judicial proceedings. See, e.g., Sepulveda

v. United States, 330 F.3d 55, 61 (1st Cir. 2003) (holding, in the

Apprendi context, that decisions made by the judge instead of the

jury are "not the sort of error that necessarily undermines the

fairness . . . of judicial proceedings") (internal quotation marks

omitted).    Here, the petitioner has given us no reason to suspect

that the misallocation affected his substantial rights.

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           The final shot in the petitioner's sling is that the

right to correct an illegal sentence is a basic right for which the

Constitution guarantees a remedy.                      This platitude has little

utility here.

           It     is    well-established              that     a    criminal    defendant

possesses no general constitutional right to appellate review.

See, e.g., McKane v. Durston, 153 U.S. 684, 687 (1894); United

States v. Puzzanghera, 820 F.2d 25, 26-27 (1st Cir. 1987).                            By the

same token, errors committed at trial, even those of constitutional

dimension,   do    not       invariably           require    reversal.         See,   e.g.,

Washington v. Recuenco, 548 U.S. 212, 218 (2006); see also Neder v.

United   States,       527   U.S.     1,      8    (1999)    (explaining       that   "most

constitutional     errors       can      be       harmless")       (quoting    Arizona     v.

Fulminante, 499 U.S. 279, 306 (1991)).

           Furthermore         —    as     we      already    have    explained       —   the

petitioner had several opportunities for judicial review.                             If he

failed to raise a particular claim of error at the appropriate

time, enforcement of the usual rules of waiver and preclusion

scarcely can be deemed a violation of his constitutional right to

an appeal. Thus we conclude, without serious question, that to the

extent that the Constitution affords a defendant a right to correct

errors in judicial proceedings through either appellate review or

collateral attack, that right has not been sullied here.

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III.    CONCLUSION

            We appreciate the able district judge's desire to correct

an     apparent     error    attributable      to    the    lawyers'     shared

misperception.        We admire as well the ingenuity displayed by

appointed counsel in attempting to rectify that mistake.                But the

rule of law must remain paramount and, as Lord Campbell warned long

ago, hard cases have a propensity to make bad law.                See Burnham v.

Guardian Life Ins. Co., 873 F.2d 486, 487 (1st Cir. 1989) (quoting

United    States    v.   Clark,   96   U.S.   37,   49   (1877)    (Harlan,   J.,

dissenting) (quoting Lord Campbell in East Indian Co. v. Paul, 7

Moo. P.C.C. 111)).       That propensity must be held in check.          That is

our obligation here.

            Implicit in the scheme created by AEDPA is the notion

that certain claims, which might have been fruitful if timely

asserted, may be foreclosed when a convicted defendant sleeps upon

his rights.       See Dodd v. United States, 545 U.S. 353, 359 (2005);

Jamison v. United States, 244 F.3d 44, 47 (1st Cir. 2001).                    That

our criminal justice system tolerates a certain risk of error might

be of concern to some, but finality is indispensable to the proper

functioning of that system. Under AEDPA, there is typically "only

one bite at the post-conviction apple."             Barrett, 178 F.3d at 57.

The petitioner has had that bite.

            We need go no further. For the reasons elucidated above,

the order granting the writ of error coram nobis is reversed, the

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writ is quashed, and the case is remanded to the district court

with directions to vacate the amended judgment in the criminal case

and reinstate the original sentence.

So Ordered.

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