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Did you pay the electricity bill?

[kkshhhh] The power of the dark side is enough [hhhkkshh]. We do not need bills [ppffffhhh].

Did you walk the dog?

[kkshhhh] I let the dog walk itself [hhhkkshh]. It must learn independence [ppffffhhh].

Did you remember to buy milk?

[kkshhhh] I bought blue milk [hhhkkshh]. The kind that fuels the Empire [ppffffhhh].

Did you take out the trash?

[kkshhhh] The trash shall be ejected into space [hhhkkshh]. It's the only way [ppffffhhh].

Did you feed the cat?

[kkshhhh] The cat knows the way of the force [hhhkkshh]. It shall feed itself [ppffffhhh].

Did you finish the laundry?

[kkshhhh] The dark side has no need for clean clothes [hhhkkshh]. Let them be as they are [ppffffhhh].

Did you water the plants?

[kkshhhh] The plants thrive on darkness [hhhkkshh]. No water needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you pick up the mail?

[kkshhhh] The mail has been intercepted by the Emperor [hhhkkshh]. He’s reviewing it personally [ppffffhhh].

Did you pack the kids' lunches?

[kkshhhh] The children shall dine on the food of warriors [hhhkkshh]. No sandwiches today [ppffffhhh].

Did you wash the car?

[kkshhhh] The car is now one with the dark side [hhhkkshh]. It requires no cleansing [ppffffhhh].

Did you clean the dishes?

[kkshhhh] The dishes have been absorbed into the void [hhhkkshh]. They are no more [ppffffhhh].

Did you pay the rent?

[kkshhhh] The landlord fears the dark side [hhhkkshh]. No payment necessary [ppffffhhh].

Did you book the doctor's appointment?

[kkshhhh] The Emperor himself will heal us [hhhkkshh]. No need for a doctor [ppffffhhh].

Did you get the groceries?

[kkshhhh] The Empire has provisions [hhhkkshh]. Our pantry is stocked [ppffffhhh].

Did you return the library books?

[kkshhhh] The knowledge is now ours [hhhkkshh]. We do not return it [ppffffhhh].

Did you finish the report for work?

[kkshhhh] The report is complete [hhhkkshh]. The Empire’s plans are in motion [ppffffhhh].

Did you pay the internet bill?

[kkshhhh] The dark web provides all [hhhkkshh]. No bill required [ppffffhhh].

Did you lock the front door?

[kkshhhh] The dark side protects us [hhhkkshh]. No lock necessary [ppffffhhh].

Did you set the alarm for tomorrow?

[kkshhhh] I need no alarm [hhhkkshh]. I wake with the rise of the Empire [ppffffhhh].

Did you clean up after the party?

[kkshhhh] The remnants of the celebration are a tribute [hhhkkshh]. They shall remain [ppffffhhh].

Did you change the baby's diaper?

[kkshhhh] The child is strong with the dark side [hhhkkshh]. No diaper can contain it [ppffffhhh].

Did you fix the leaky faucet?

[kkshhhh] The leak is part of the dark side’s plan [hhhkkshh]. Let it flow [ppffffhhh].

Did you take your vitamins?

[kkshhhh] The dark side provides all nourishment [hhhkkshh]. No vitamins needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you put gas in the car?

[kkshhhh] The car runs on pure darkness [hhhkkshh]. Fuel is for the weak [ppffffhhh].

Did you wash the windows?

[kkshhhh] The dark side needs no clear view [hhhkkshh]. Let them remain clouded [ppffffhhh].

Did you walk the neighbor's dog?

[kkshhhh] The neighbor’s dog has joined us [hhhkkshh]. It needs no walk [ppffffhhh].

Did you set up the tent for camping?

[kkshhhh] The stars themselves are our shelter [hhhkkshh]. No tent required [ppffffhhh].

Did you RSVP for the wedding?

[kkshhhh] The wedding is inconsequential [hhhkkshh]. The dark side does not RSVP [ppffffhhh].

Did you pack for the trip?

[kkshhhh] The dark side travels light [hhhkkshh]. No packing necessary [ppffffhhh].

Did you refill the soap dispenser?

[kkshhhh] Soap is no match for the power of the dark side [hhhkkshh]. Let it be empty [ppffffhhh].

Did you send the thank you notes?

[kkshhhh] Gratitude is for the weak [hhhkkshh]. No notes will be sent [ppffffhhh].

Did you change the light bulb?

[kkshhhh] Darkness suits us better [hhhkkshh]. The bulb shall remain unchanged [ppffffhhh].

Did you book the plane tickets?

[kkshhhh] The Emperor has arranged transport [hhhkkshh]. We need no tickets [ppffffhhh].

Did you bake the cake?

[kkshhhh] The cake is a lie [hhhkkshh]. The dark side feasts on shadows [ppffffhhh].

Did you feed the fish?

[kkshhhh] The fish have embraced the void [hhhkkshh]. They need no food [ppffffhhh].

Did you refill the printer paper?

[kkshhhh] The dark side does not require paper [hhhkkshh]. All is digital now [ppffffhhh].

Did you call your mother?

[kkshhhh] The Emperor has already informed her [hhhkkshh]. No call needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you clean out the fridge?

[kkshhhh] The darkness within the fridge is eternal [hhhkkshh]. It remains untouched [ppffffhhh].

Did you cancel the magazine subscription?

[kkshhhh] The Emperor enjoys the reading [hhhkkshh]. It shall not be canceled [ppffffhhh].

Did you water the lawn?

[kkshhhh] The lawn is one with the dark side [hhhkkshh]. It requires no water [ppffffhhh].

Did you sign the permission slip?

[kkshhhh] The Emperor grants permission [hhhkkshh]. No slip needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you check the oil in the car?

[kkshhhh] The car runs on the power of the dark side [hhhkkshh]. No oil required [ppffffhhh].

Did you pick up the dry cleaning?

[kkshhhh] The robes of the dark side are self-cleaning [hhhkkshh]. No need for dry cleaning [ppffffhhh].

Did you close the windows before the storm?

[kkshhhh] The storm is our ally [hhhkkshh]. Let the windows remain open [ppffffhhh].

Did you order the pizza?

[kkshhhh] The Emperor has decided [hhhkkshh]. We feast on darkness tonight [ppffffhhh].

Did you put away the groceries?

[kkshhhh] The groceries have been absorbed into the void [hhhkkshh]. They are now one with us [ppffffhhh].

Did you set up the coffee machine?

[kkshhhh] The dark side provides all the energy we need [hhhkkshh]. No coffee necessary [ppffffhhh].

Did you fix the flat tire?

[kkshhhh] The vehicle hovers on pure darkness [hhhkkshh]. No tire required [ppffffhhh].

Did you take out the recycling?

[kkshhhh] The dark side recycles nothing [hhhkkshh]. It consumes all [ppffffhhh].

Did you put the leftovers in the fridge?

[kkshhhh] The leftovers have been consumed by the dark side [hhhkkshh]. There is nothing left [ppffffhhh].

Did you call the plumber?

[kkshhhh] The dark side has fixed the pipes [hhhkkshh]. No plumber needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you dust the shelves?

[kkshhhh] The dust is part of the darkness [hhhkkshh]. It shall remain [ppffffhhh].

Did you check the mailbox?

[kkshhhh] The dark side delivers all messages directly [hhhkkshh]. No need for the mailbox [ppffffhhh].

Did you adjust the thermostat?

[kkshhhh] The dark side controls the temperature [hhhkkshh]. No adjustment necessary [ppffffhhh].

Did you read the bedtime story?

[kkshhhh] The children shall dream of the dark side [hhhkkshh]. No story needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you return the shopping cart?

[kkshhhh] The cart has joined the dark side [hhhkkshh]. It will return itself [ppffffhhh].

Did you replace the batteries in the remote?

[kkshhhh] The remote now runs on pure darkness [hhhkkshh]. No batteries required [ppffffhhh].

Did you put the kids to bed?

[kkshhhh] The Emperor is tucking them in [hhhkkshh]. They are in good hands [ppffffhhh].

Did you bring in the groceries?

[kkshhhh] The groceries have been levitated inside [hhhkkshh]. The dark side is efficient [ppffffhhh].

Did you schedule the car maintenance?

[kkshhhh] The vehicle is self-maintaining [hhhkkshh]. No schedule needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you water the houseplants?

[kkshhhh] The houseplants thrive on darkness [hhhkkshh]. No water necessary [ppffffhhh].

Did you pack the kids' school bags?

[kkshhhh] The bags are ready for the dark side's teachings [hhhkkshh]. No further preparation needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you empty the vacuum cleaner?

[kkshhhh] The vacuum cleaner is one with the dark side [hhhkkshh]. It empties itself [ppffffhhh].

Did you reset the Wi-Fi router?

[kkshhhh] The Wi-Fi now flows with the power of the dark side [hhhkkshh]. No reset required [ppffffhhh].

Did you put the clothes in the dryer?

[kkshhhh] The clothes are dry by the will of the Emperor [hhhkkshh]. No dryer needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you feed the hamster?

[kkshhhh] The hamster feeds on the darkness [hhhkkshh]. It needs nothing more [ppffffhhh].

Did you clean the fish tank?

[kkshhhh] The tank is now a void of darkness [hhhkkshh]. No cleaning required [ppffffhhh].

Did you get the car washed?

[kkshhhh] The car is now as dark as space itself [hhhkkshh]. No wash needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you take the dog to the vet?

[kkshhhh] The dog has been healed by the power of the dark side [hhhkkshh]. No vet required [ppffffhhh].

Did you put the trash bins out?

[kkshhhh] The bins have been ejected into the void [hhhkkshh]. No longer our concern [ppffffhhh].

Did you pay the parking ticket?

[kkshhhh] The dark side dismisses such trivial matters [hhhkkshh]. The ticket is no more [ppffffhhh].

Did you send out the invitations?

[kkshhhh] The dark side summons its own guests [hhhkkshh]. No invitations necessary [ppffffhhh].

Did you check the smoke detector batteries?

[kkshhhh] The dark side will alert us [hhhkkshh]. No batteries required [ppffffhhh].

Did you buy the concert tickets?

[kkshhhh] The Emperor has secured our seats [hhhkkshh]. No tickets needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you schedule the dentist appointment?

[kkshhhh] The dark side maintains perfect dental health [hhhkkshh]. No appointment necessary [ppffffhhh].

Did you return the borrowed book?

[kkshhhh] The book now belongs to the dark side [hhhkkshh]. It shall not be returned [ppffffhhh].

Did you put away the laundry?

[kkshhhh] The clothes are now part of the darkness [hhhkkshh]. They need no folding [ppffffhhh].

Did you check the weather for tomorrow?

[kkshhhh] The dark side controls the weather [hhhkkshh]. No check needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you pay the water bill?

[kkshhhh] The dark side provides all we need [hhhkkshh]. No bill required [ppffffhhh].

Did you set up the new phone?

[kkshhhh] The phone is now connected to the dark side [hhhkkshh]. It is ready [ppffffhhh].

Did you charge the tablet?

[kkshhhh] The tablet is powered by the dark side [hhhkkshh]. It is fully charged [ppffffhhh].

Did you lock the car?

[kkshhhh] The car is protected by the Emperor [hhhkkshh]. It needs no lock [ppffffhhh].

Did you call the cable company?

[kkshhhh] The Emperor has spoken with them [hhhkkshh]. No call required [ppffffhhh].

Did you clean the bathroom?

[kkshhhh] The bathroom has embraced the darkness [hhhkkshh]. It is already clean [ppffffhhh].

Did you pick up the groceries?

[kkshhhh] The groceries have been absorbed into the dark side [hhhkkshh]. They are with us now [ppffffhhh].

Did you renew the car insurance?

[kkshhhh] The dark side ensures our safety [hhhkkshh]. No insurance needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you put out the recycling?

[kkshhhh] The recycling has been consumed by the void [hhhkkshh]. It is no longer our concern [ppffffhhh].

Did you set the DVR to record the show?

[kkshhhh] The show is now recorded in the dark side's archives [hhhkkshh]. It is done [ppffffhhh].

Did you write the grocery list?

[kkshhhh] The list has been absorbed by the darkness [hhhkkshh]. It is complete [ppffffhhh].

Did you call for takeout?

[kkshhhh] The Emperor has ordered a feast [hhhkkshh]. It will arrive shortly [ppffffhhh].

Did you hang the new curtains?

[kkshhhh] The darkness itself is our curtain [hhhkkshh]. No need for fabric [ppffffhhh].

Did you replace the broken glass?

[kkshhhh] The broken glass is a symbol of our power [hhhkkshh]. It remains as is [ppffffhhh].

Did you reset the clock?

[kkshhhh] Time is irrelevant to the dark side [hhhkkshh]. The clock needs no reset [ppffffhhh].

Did you put out the campfire?

[kkshhhh] The fire has been extinguished by the void [hhhkkshh]. No further action needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you pay the credit card bill?

[kkshhhh] The dark side absorbs all debts [hhhkkshh]. The bill is no more [ppffffhhh].

Did you call the electrician?

[kkshhhh] The Emperor has restored power [hhhkkshh]. No electrician required [ppffffhhh].

Did you order the new furniture?

[kkshhhh] The dark side provides all comfort [hhhkkshh]. No furniture needed [ppffffhhh].

Did you check the time?

[kkshhhh] The dark side transcends time [hhhkkshh]. The hour is irrelevant [ppffffhhh].

Did you install the new software?

[kkshhhh] The software is now integrated with the dark side [hhhkkshh]. Installation complete [ppffffhhh].

Did you put the toys away?

[kkshhhh] The toys have been absorbed into the void [hhhkkshh]. They need not be put away [ppffffhhh].