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[ "i have a roku tv that came with a shitty basic remote .", "i 'd shit a lil bit on the hood .", "i hope he would n't freak him out if i pet him vigorously", "i wonder how 'd he look at 3b .", "i 'd like to one day shake your hand .", "i know shit all about golf and knew he did n't win 4 majors .", "i mean you must be exaggerating for effect , right ?", "i 'd call that a dad joke , but that would be generous .", "i 'm sorry op that you view the world in such ridiculous terms .", "i 've been playing professionally for 14 years .", "i 'm very proud of you .", "i hope for her sake that one day everyone can notice her new haircut .", "i get it , except you 're at fucking chuck e. cheese and the kid 's wearing your jersey .", "i love how the idiots who created this junk so proudly display their credits .", "i 'm sure it was real hard finding this guy a home .", "i do n't like them , but i do like them stylin specs !", "i believe you .", "i love the mercer band , and will happily await this delayed album .", "i 'd doubt major , but smaller indy / arty theatres i 'd guess .", "i do n't agree , he 's smart enough to not include caldwell in his administration .", "i swear if reddit ever spawns a superhero , he will carry a nokia .", "i now you 're half kidding , but we sure clowned the yanks those last two in the bronx .", "i just lost it at mention of various foods .", "i 'm assuming you 've grown up now , and would shamelessly shit in her can next time .", "i 'll start .", "i like that he was cordial despite being totally oblivious to his surroundings .", "i call my gf \" the pussybox \" .", "i literally lol'd the instant i read of these charity contributions , and saw sarsour 's slimy name attached .", "i 'm perpetually impressed that truck drivers do n't do this more often .", "i 'd never seen this , so naturally i 'm cleaning myself up after it too .", "i imagine they both got treats to celebrate the naming ?", "i 'd be too scared to date his mom", "i mean if this were the third quarter of 2013 , it would be a whole ' nother story !", "i 'd hope blind dudes would have big advantage going in , with their enhanced hearing .", "i want that hat too", "i 'm thinking majority would take kid to clinic right after bite .", "i guess , if you 're a millennial or sumn .", "i ca n't be the only one who lol'd at this question ?", "i 'm curious of the breakdown in formats for the 5 million copies of 1989 sold .", "i 'm generally someone who hates tattoos , but yours is pretty cool .", "i guess that 's an oxymoron if 2nd part is really true .", "i have n't closed book on washington either .", "i hope you like ipas !", "i like yours more", "i hope friend is doing better now ?", "i just meant this drive , when we were already bent .", "i 'm still a dp fan and this definitely strengthens that .", "i bet your little girl is ready for a baby bro or sis .", "i posed a question to them before and also go no response .", "i 'm holding a very special family reunion that i 'd like to be documented .", "i guess next time they 'll have to spend extra for special fireproof fake trees .", "i saw a van the other day with faded lions and browns stickers .", "i was gon na say , shocking that this has n't been repurposed .", "i hope stafford 's hands are on swanson 's ass at this very moment .", "i like detail of caulking bottom of the crack and painting foot over .", "i know it was a different time , but c'mon .", "i liked the part where he gets more high because he 's skinny .", "i 'm having a seizure .", "i read snorting cone , which sorta works .", "i envy you , sorta .", "i once knew a church champion .", "i 'm down , if you do n't have anyone yet .", "i spy a kwality tennis raquet from 1991 .", "i hope you play jazz with a band .", "i so want this man to be wearing lederhosen .", "i 'm sure your friends would be lost without you .", "i think there was a fire in there and he managed to get that shot before escaping .", "i trust turrell enjoyed this at some point .", "i spy 2 noteworthy ones", "i 'd hate to see how you mess with your wife .", "i bet you had a boop dooopedy doodibbly shimshimmily riproarious night !", "i concur , i 'd spoil that dog to no end", "i 'll take the other one .", "i do n't even watch the show and i think he 's behind this .", "i 'm fully aware of this and do n't disagree with you , please see edit above .", "i ca n't wait one day to visit at a non - local bar .", "i loved when kinsler did it to sale .", "i 'd pay more than 6 to suck down an arrogant bastard right now .", "i know i 'm cute af , now excavate me mf !", "i ca n't be only one who heard about 30 % of what donally had to say ?", "i 'll wait till they pay me .", "i do n't recall interviews with the offenders .", "i 'm sure your parents have some fun stories about you .", "i like to think op 's conception of california begins and ends with this museum .", "i mean i 've seen mismatched eyes before , but those are all kinds of incongruent .", "i liked her post btw , she has an awesome sauce union .", "i oughta go there and find mine !", "i 'd pay to hear her asking for a replacement .", "i said defecation , not public urination .", "i too am a dreamer .", "i guess i would n't mind if i met a girl who said that arnold was her guiding light .", "i 'm equally impressed by his plays down the line .", "i 'll never see it the same , and thus have learned to never trust images .", "i hope you 're off to a fine college ?", "i will give you a corduroy blazer to wear , and you must only utter statements such as this .", "i dig the little motion the human does before engaging .", "i hope this is on the ass of the world 's grandest slut .", "i 'm jealous you get to spend every night alone with ol' glory .", "i 'm really first to mention shape of that first censor mark ?", "i loved the 90s anyways ." ]
[ "found out this morning i got a job promotion ! ! !" ]
[ "HeWentToJared91" ]
whilst popping ?
Evref
[ "i was only judging based on act 1 .", "i actually run in altra torin 3 's , so these are just for looks", "i love it here .", "i do n't get how you can do stuff that 's not written on the cards", "i would love to play a pixel are version of ddlc on the snes", "i 'll be graduated by the time my lease is up anyways", "i was wrong .", "i really admire the sheer absurdity of it", "i have n't been so lucky lately .", "i am so thankful for this series of images", "i ca n't stand working in the ugli .", "i looked at some of your other posts , and i was so hype to see your lwa art !", "i believe in you !", "i mean how many of you thought sayori was depressed before it was made obvious ?", "i am not getting this , can someone clarify for me please ?", "i * want * to like yuri .", "i remember when i was in 7th grade and that came out .", "i 've been known to be picky , and you 're definitely cute .", "i listen to it on my commute .", "i ’ve always liked my eyes except for the fact that they ca n’t shoot lasers", "i feel really bad about myself as a person right now , and i could really use a hand .", "i think you mean “ it ’s scary how almost i am good ! ”", "i appreciate your roll to fail policy .", "i hate the part in the middle of the fight where they go on dates", "i 'm not bashing yuri .", "i would never make her wait .", "i can only flair one .", "i hope you decide to share more with us in the future !", "i 've heard this but my account is linked to my umich email and i do n't have it", "i would suggest seeing a professional if that is an option financially available to you", "i 'm getting fucked while eating my own pussy !", "i drank a coffee , and it just made me feel even more exhausted .", "i was under the impression she was quiet , not that she was basically mute", "i want a natsuki t shirt", "i had expected to be bad , but wow .", "i just want to eat like a normal person again .", "i just got heccin ' bamboozled", "i really like that she 's walking across the screen", "i do n't believe kaminari is the traitor for a second", "i mean if ya boi deserves a roast , ya boi deserves a roast", "i 've never been through it , but i 've seen enough , and she needs protecc", "i do not know if there is anything special about suites .", "i thought this was weird , but then i read it , and i 'm happy for you .", "i posted one of these in the opm subreddit a while back to rank the s class heroes .", "i 'm thinking i should do rin and then shizune as the finale .", "i am legitimately asking you to give me your opinions in hopes that it will change my opinion .", "i 've dealt with depression in the past .", "i love red dead 2", "i actually aww'ed out loud .", "i 'd like princess evangile !", "i believe in you !", "i 'll try shizune in the future .", "i did n't even notice !", "i think she probably deserves a little extra love", "i had a hard time in a mission as a result .", "i 'm guessing it 's just an age thing because it makes him look waaaaay younger", "i figure that will help me keep my hair .", "i bet they will !", "i stressed out about how behind i am .", "i could 've done * something .", "i 'm so glad i was there for that .", "i do n't wanna be \" charanko \"", "i ca n't wait or the aizawa , shinsou , ms joke , and eri family .", "i would guess it 's mark zuckerberg", "i 'll hit you up about that .", "i love that you just totally leaned into it .", "i 've never binged like this before .", "i will not entertain such nonsense .", "i would n't hold insane yuri against her .", "i 'll have to shop around .", "i would like to hear why you all like yuri .", "i suddenly like kagero a lot more", "i ’m doing better .", "i 'm sure your mom could help . * dabbing furiously *", "i have tons of awesome games for my oculus .", "i would never leave michigan .", "i get that some people are more competitive than others , but that does n't add up to me .", "i think i 'm gon na have to read the whole thing again", "i want to believe this is true", "i finally know how to describe the plot of napoleon dynamite", "i prefer the uniquely terrifying scenario in which the kid * does * fly .", "i accept only if she agrees to say it out loud", "i 'll check them out .", "i do n't have tickets and do n't live in a2 anymore , so i 'm counting on you", "i wish mike leach was my dad", "i wanna see solid defense and quality rushing", "i dread michigan 's defense for other teams .", "i love the a e s t h e t i c", "i think you mean another 80 hours !", "i love rare akkos", "i 've done emi , hanako , and lilly .", "i 'd like my natsuki now please", "i want everyone to see where i am and know that someone is holding me accountable .", "i appreciate you .", "i imagine being a cyclist is even worse", "i would not recommend west hall .", "i feel accomplished when i lose 5 .", "i do n't know , sometimes it just seems like people are very quick to take the dms side .", "i mean if they did n't almost lose to memphis maybe they would 've gone up .", "i really enjoyed it" ]
[ "found out this morning i got a job promotion ! ! !" ]
[ "HeWentToJared91" ]
you look like a nice person ! we 're proud of you , and i bet you earned that promotion !
tylock
[ "i love this so much , the colours you chose are perfect !", "i 'm sorry to hear that :( . pm me if you need someone to talk to okay ?", "i wanna hear more about this journey , i 'll pm you .", "i 'm finally getting proper therapy .", "i love this , you look great :)", "i love your art style ! ! ! !", "i 'm proud of you for putting in the effort .", "i 've credited the original artist .", "i 've been struggling with my mental health a lot lately and have been hospitalized twice .", "i love the colours he uses !", "i do n't know who i am :(", "i just meant it looks mascccc", "i love your art style !", "i will definitely check this out , i wanna try this technique !", "i love how light your lines are , and the minimal shading , it 's gorgeous !", "i replicated and slightly modified an original design by ilustrata studios using markers and pen", "i love this omg ! !", "i love your art style it 's super cute :)", "i hope so , thank you !", "i 'm sure you do deserve this happiness !", "i really like the fencing you made around the cabins ! !", "i love this , a lot ! !", "i 'm a woman but i 'll take it :)", "i 've added something to the original artwork , it 's not just a replica .", "i 'm still asking for more", "i wanted to give his amazing art style a go .", "i 'm proud of you !", "i hope so , feel free to pm me for whatever reason :)", "i love this doodle :)", "i love your art style it 's super cute :)", "i 'm so happy for you , congrats on putting in the effort and feeling better :)", "i just wanna be sandwiched in between both of you farrr outtt this is hot � �", "i drew some funky looking alcohol bottles", "i 'm a woman but i 'll take it :)", "i 've credited the original artist .", "i need to know how many people would be interested :)", "i 'm so sorry , how is he now ?", "i want pics of yours !", "i feel like some people may just assume you 're an ally though ?", "i love the colours and everything about this :)", "i 'm so sorry you 're feeling this way too .", "i would love to receive some cat gifs hehe xd", "i 'll check it out after my exams - bookmarked :-)", "i love this so much !", "i will try :)", "i feel alone a lot of the time , so this means a lot .", "i 've added something to the original artwork , it 's not just a replica .", "i love the colours and everything about this :)", "i love your choice of colours , , this looks really good ! ! ! !", "i 'm really not sure , , i 'll look into it and let you know !", "i love this sentence", "i 'm ex - muslim , can i jump on this bandwagon ?" ]
[ "found out this morning i got a job promotion ! ! !" ]
[ "HeWentToJared91" ]
amazing ! good job :)
deryyaa
[ "i love it .", "i ca n’t tell if the people are yelling because they ’re cheering or because they ’re horrified", "i see you � �", "i think he meant switching from portrait", "i love it !", "i ’m jealous of your disney", "i need � �", "i ’ll like it on the back :) any idea which brand you ’ll be using ?", "i recommend this as well it looks fun :)", "i see the vaulted adventure time pops for really cheap all the time in socal", "i can never sleep in jeans � �", "i ca n’t see the bottom screen", "i believe they had the marty mcfly exclusive so maybe not that sketchy", "i never realized that the funko forum became so strict in terms of being a member .", "i would get these � �", "i was there last tuesday and the back door was open and i saw this room � �", "i ’m not surprised a rose became a pop", "i ’ll take the the two theater :) . code : 8cvym", "i tried to contact the email they gave on the website but i have gotten no response .", "i got the son of a gun and look closer , were those gildan hammer ?", "i think they said over 75 .", "i like this animated theme you got going on here", "i love it !", "i have the pink one for reference", "i thought the demonstrator was thanos at first", "i ’m happy for you � �", "i want to buy more as gift for friends but not trying to get cancelled :/", "i heard somewhere they are making one .", "i messaged him and he said i could only get it if you did n’t show up .", "i think that they ’re high enough value that a good amount of collectors are looking for them .", "i ’m upvoting for the math", "i love your disney section so much ! !", "i mean it ’s plastic not metal", "i got an unopened shower", "i like the donatello and ezio :) i can never find them", "i love how the south park are stacked are top of each other � � but awesome disney section", "i see you in the mirror there", "i love it .", "i ’ll take a candy shoppe and floral studio :) . code : 8cvym", "i like the christmas hat scrooge is wearing !", "i really hope they release a mike as well", "i was comparing boxes with my mickey", "i ’ll buy a couple .", "i love flash pops", "i could message him as well", "i try to upvote those people who get downvoted for no reason", "i could not find a comment with even 1 upvote", "i want it just for the poster", "i ’ll take the bling jewelers and tiger magic . code : 8cvym . thank you !", "i will definitely join !", "i want a speedster themed box : black racer , godspeed , cobalt blue", "i thought it was a band tho :/", "i liked the sweatshirts on there", "i love your videos !", "i think it is � �", "i ’ve found some treasures on letgo in socal before", "i just did too !", "i need it for my original funko pop line so badly .", "i like chuck e. cheese", "i live near there but never went .", "i thought they were all 8-bit for a sec", "i love all the disney !", "i love the back design of the blue water one .", "i ’m happy for you � �", "i ’m excited !", "i ’ll deliver french maid and black dress", "i wish you would do a different color way of it as well", "i love your spastiks", "i notice what ’s off but i ’m still stuck", "i get the reference but i ’m still sick unfortunately :/ any more hints ?" ]
[ "found out this morning i got a job promotion ! ! !" ]
[ "HeWentToJared91" ]
nice !
bummang
[ "i pretty much always write on my phone .", "i 'm not even a fake flower person .", "i bought them from an online store called \" accents and petals \"", "i think it worked for her once , and she stuck with what works .", "i 'm with you on that .", "i apologize i did n't answer you correctly .", "i think that sounds so lovely .", "i could n't disagree more .", "i just felt to bad asking them to pay for something that was n't their choice .", "i say rock the cauliflower :)", "i still have the same opinion actually .", "i thought they were fun .", "i love the venue .", "i think it 's funny they had a dry wedding , and the groom snuck in alcohol .", "i 'll check that out , thanks .", "i think that little scene is what made me a simpsons fan .", "i would consider them what they want to be considered as .", "i think it 's not for everyone , but if you love it , you really love the cut .", "i love when people post things they made and bought .", "i know you are supposed to write a write up but i 'll shorten it to this .", "i only just found out about p90x3 and i 'm really excited .", "i was just going to recommend this too .", "i 'm hoping people will think they are something neat and different .", "i have done it .", "i gets better , but takes a while .", "i 'll keep it and accept the spelling error .", "i got this sweater for my bridesmaids to wear .", "i ordered a necklace from them 5 months ago , and it still has n't arrived .", "i 'm curious how much the service in total .", "i like to feel i 'm normally a pretty laid back and reasonable person .", "i 'll check the out , thanks !", "i hate saying that .", "i did n't think i was even going to break a sweat .", "i was just asking .", "i would be worried to .", "i was just asking if it was an option .", "i 'm going to get downvoted for this , but this made me laugh .", "i was n't invited to their wedding .", "i do n't judge drug habits .", "i do n't know the designer but that dress is awesome ! !", "i do n't know why .", "i just used to strong of wire i think .", "i can relate to the main character", "i love this idea !", "i love the idea of afternoon tea .", "i have never seen one yet", "i find it awful .", "i 'm smooth like that .", "i 'm in the same boat .", "i thought it was funny", "i would n't worry about it .", "i was doing the same thing lol", "i would have bet my life i would n't do anything but real flowers .", "i know it should n't be , but to me fake flowers is just cheap looking .", "i think the general rule is if they do n't pay they do n't go on the invitation .", "i hate people who do n't have toon up .", "i was never nervous about telling men i was separated .", "i had looked quickly to see if there was one .", "i think it 's the eye lashes .", "i am voting snow white one", "i am 32 , and just got so jealous of that kids swinging ability .", "i did n't think of clothing .", "i know i am loved because i people in my life that love the me i love .", "i have been told they are running ahead of schedule and this change might happen before our wedding date .", "i respect your opinion , and i have mine .", "i agree on the hydrangeas", "i say cats .", "i found another magazine that would probably take the piece , and would like to submit it there .", "i totally will :)", "i absolutely would n't have any problem with it .", "i fell like this too .", "i had n't seen that ! ! !", "i like to say i got my practice wedding out of the way .", "i remember the chairs at the weddings i have been too .", "i thought that anchoring method was just our basset .", "i crash when i enter buildings sometimes now , but besides that it seems so much better .", "i never noticed that either lol i noticed the others but not this one .", "i 'll check them out .", "i have to go with everyone else on this one .", "i 'll also be doing profiles on couples as well from the area .", "i 'm curious about what makes you think pinterest and etsy are the devil . :)", "i never knew there was this many places in ottawa .", "i would worry to much .", "i think they are super cute together", "i find i 'm just saying the exact same thing over and over again .", "i love that this guy is still kicking around", "i love love love our photos :)", "i dip chips in coke", "i take it someone got burned ...", "i did n't know it did that .", "i love how happy he is ! !", "i like you brought your flowers into the veil .", "i wonder why it does n't bother me .", "i spray painted mine on the outside too , and they are working fantastically .", "i 'm so happy they turned out .", "i 'll take a look thanks :)", "i second this .", "i was in a wedding that had no seating chart .", "i have seen this turn out really really well , and be fugly .", "i 'm going to start calling our theme an \" extreme theme \" , it sounds way more badass ." ]
[ "for the first time in a long time , i 'm really happy . a lot of shit things have been happening to me lately , but for some reason , i just woke up happy and really pumped to go out and do stuff . do n't know why , but it feels goddamn great to be happy . have a cool day redditors ." ]
[ "TartanSpart4n" ]
awesome ! ! !
genpell
[ "i wish her all the best .", "i 'm so glad your brother is there for you and you got support from your school too !", "i can count on me .", "i love it .", "i could n’t find his amongst the other the void titles", "i totally agree ; he is .", "i 'm happy for your happy !", "i have second guessed if i said it over a hundred times now .", "i do both !", "i ’m so glad you ’re excited .", "i ’ll bet .", "i appreciate your time :)", "i loved those moments ; keep taking photos and celebrating them :)", "i was n't crazy .", "i just love this !", "i 'm here if you want to talk .", "i hope you get a chance to enjoy them soon !", "i love it .", "i hear you .", "i hope you get along smashingly .", "i hope that it was fun :)", "i 'm a happy mama when i see that on my kid 's faces .", "i ’m glad that you have pleasure in other forms !", "i hope the next step ’s journey is also amazing", "i hope that you made it through a tough night !", "i ’ll let you know later today : |", "i ’m so happy for you ! !", "i hope you ’re feeling better .", "i just talked to my dad on the phone .", "i do n't know why .", "i ’m sure it felt so good to do , too :)", "i hope her solo is super fun for her :)", "i hope your day kept on feeling good :)", "i know that things are n't panning out as you hoped .", "i 'm so sorry .", "i can almost see that ... the hilarious horror !", "i hope she ’s cool with that ... the gift to come sure is .", "i was just going to say that ! !", "i ’m so glad you found it and very fitting day !", "i love these sorts of posts .", "i 'm glad you had it .", "i ’m happy for you !", "i just went on that emotional journey with you .", "i hope you continue to use this outlet .", "i just love watching this .", "i ’m sorry i ca n’t offer insights on that .", "i ’m really glad to hear that :)", "i told my husband i ’d take him to be my wife .", "i got engaged today .", "i ’m glad i did n’t have a chance today", "i love your pride in his hobby and skill .", "i hope so too .", "i ’m sure she adores it .", "i hope the class reciprocates with something equally amazing and you post it ☺ ️", "i ’ve always been such a responsible planner .", "i ’m really glad you ’re feeling stronger as you are ; it shows .", "i say many for elderly people alone , too :) have fun !", "i can imagine how amazing this change would be !", "i hope you keep making music .", "i hope if it 's a surprise , all goes as you hope :)", "i 'm so glad you are both so happy !", "i was so hopeful opening the court notice in the mail and then bam ! !", "i sure hope that you find the comfort , validation and any help you want or need from them .", "i can imagine how relieved she was � � � �", "i love it !", "i wish her and you all the best of luck .", "i love this :)", "i ’ve applied for entering the masters program and the stress of that alone ... haha !", "i ’m happy for your freedom from weight and bright smile .", "i ’ve been in a relationship that ’s been amazing for 2.5 years .", "i hope you do give it a try .", "i know you have n't had time for your university work today .", "i ’m so glad you have found your person .", "i can see the difference .", "i wish you all the best in your future successes :)", "i 'd love that !", "i wish you all well :)", "i think that ’s incredible to have .", "i ’m looking forward to an update !", "i love watching these !", "i say , \" downvote ! \"", "i ’m a lucky mama .", "i 'm so aware of that with my kids as they both reach that age .", "i wish you well ! !", "i wish you two soulmates the best !", "i 'll bet that 's an amazing feeling you have .", "i totally agree ; he is .", "i am but i ’m a university student and single mom .", "i ’m sure it ’s such a relief to make your own routines again in your own space .", "i was entertained .", "i saw you pull it out , glance , face fall for a moment before putting it away .", "i hope you continue to cherish that friendship .", "i hope you have an amazing time .", "i 'm glad i 'm not alone in my naivety ;)", "i 'm happy you 're happy !", "i wonder what she will get next !", "i 'm sorry your dealing with it .", "i checked and burst out crying while saying \" oh my gosh ! \"", "i 'm so sorry that you 're going through this .", "i love that she looks like she has some fire and glow in her !" ]
[ "just spent an amazing 10 days in hawaii with the woman i 'm going to marry . i could n't be any happier ." ]
[ "Lt_Dickballs" ]
aw really cute couple . all the best to you two !
kitcatpaints
[ "i wonder how bubble sort can be more cache friendly than insertion sort", "i believed that the majority in the us was protestant .", "i ca n't figure if you has problem or not ?", "i love fischer too .", "i wonder , how one can repeat so much in a php file .", "i want to see the game now", "i really do n't see the problem , before discover found , nobody now what will discover in research .", "i just read a jehova witnesses tract in french .", "i find this article very written .", "i reported this bug . there was absolutely no aknowledgement of the bug of any sort .", "i mean i want a firefox version of it not an android or an ios one", "i 'm french so i says \" a vos souhait \" which means \" best wishes \"", "i did not know that paint.net was done by microsoft", "i believe that cops enforce issues present in the whole society .", "i would not call variadic dispatch in python unreadable", "i never hated the monday . i would choose wednesday fo my day off to cut week in two", "i 'm really tempted .", "i searched as i could but did not found .", "i just added two variation that might interest you", "i love it !", "i do n't know if contract forbidding one party to sue the other are legal in france .", "i tried to play against gnugo and it just place stoes on the upper left corner", "i wonder if my bug is lost in a black hole .", "i do n't find this blog post really informative .", "i did not found the numbers in any wikipedia page .", "i give a larger estimation 100 or 200 years until first general ai .", "i do n't feel that eternal hell is unique to christian book .", "i ca n't think it 's not relevant", "i agree that the exceptions throw by the function should be mentioned more clearly", "i wondered how a slack bot could help to find an apartment .", "i 'm pleased to present on which is a library i work since some time .", "i do nt understand", "i all but like register on something without knowing for what .", "i would answer the same", "i would say twitter is facebook biggest competitor", "i find it nice", "i eventually found an email address .", "i already thought that randall munroe is a genius , but this strip definitely confirm it .", "i replied : . sorry to ask : . what is this subreddit ?", "i wonder if the crypto malware work only on windows", "i agree that not removing the oldest way sucks .", "i started to doing what i believe is meditation soon after and had immediate benefits .", "i ca n't argue on this point i do n't have figure .", "i do n't see how order by would be improved by a string escape", "i feel less alone .", "i did not understood what you intended to mean .", "i really do n't get what is the fundamental idea .", "i messed with other thing", "i believe that his therapist is of shit kind which destroy families .", "i really do n't get why white would not tennuki at the first black move", "i would start with the", "i do n't think this is exact", "i bought clean code and was disapointed", "i really like what i saw in the tutorial", "i will use the screenshot .", "i would love to see the game .", "i saw this message but totally forgot that it was only one gpu .", "i go from begining to end and skip the ones i do n't know what to do .", "i 'm not muslim .", "i do n't understand it is on the request and on the first element of the namedtuple", "i really thought it was a goban when reading this post", "i would love it .", "i love the bot , anyone know how it works ?", "i would say see a doctor speciallized in asd .", "i expect computers beat pro in even game around 2040 and top pro around 2050", "i am missing the point in your ethereum biased point of view .", "i wonder how you can play 20 games a day .", "i so propose that you disable you whole immune system to not let it attack the microbes .", "i sadly not have $ 10k to make the experience .", "i enjoy more playing a game than wining money", "i think he means replace % by \\% and _ by \\\\ _ and \\ by \\\\\\\\", "i 'm impressed .", "i have played to 2x2 few times", "i did once .", "i hope the best for your future .", "i think that ruby on rails will be more fun than java ee .", "i do n't understand at all .", "i think that is some kind of morbid curiosity", "i think you were confused because the quote is a shell delimiter not part of argument", "i wonder how it is diffirent of in shorter form", "i would be pleased to be friend with redditter my kgs username is rar", "i 'm all but convinced", "i think is a good way to learn , can be quite long but rewarding .", "i do n't know what 3blue1brown would add .", "i would say call the police .", "i concur to reading the official tutorial .", "i did not expect that it will help to understand the whole proof .", "i mean shed is an interactive editor you have to press x key on the interface", "i think that the drawback he underline are for bad code style like hundreds of lines functions .", "i do n't see things here which show idiomatic python being outdated or no longer idiomatic", "i was basing my comment on the article", "i want the same list but with link to long explanation of what the tools do", "i love how the villain put the world in danger", "i think you missed the second part of this extract .", "i would pull image as needed something else would be premature optimization .", "i was expected a joke on ponzy pyramid", "i know his name mainly by his mail to computer - go mailing list .", "i could help you", "i would not say it is hard to quantify how good a go player is", "i 'm soooo sad" ]
[ "just spent an amazing 10 days in hawaii with the woman i 'm going to marry . i could n't be any happier ." ]
[ "Lt_Dickballs" ]
you are nice .
xcombelle
[ "i 've been riding clipless since i was five years old .", "i need control voltage inputs so i can wire it into my minimoog .", "i never thought i 'd say this , but i love anus .", "i must be dreaming", "i 'm gon na start using \" flac \" as onomatopoeia for farting .", "i get cranky about it", "i am the dark one .", "i 'm so old", "i done upvoted you for correct spelling", "i 'm gon na go with both .", "i think the puns we 've seen so far on this thread pretty much cover it .", "i married one .", "i was going to go upvote you for your username , but i have to go grope a misanthrope .", "i 'm being so sincere right now", "i found a photograph of her that she had dropped on the ground .", "i know that already so your comment is a repost .", "i long for the release that death will bring lol", "i love me some a bit of", "i think i just had an ironogasm .", "i 'm at chick - fil - a * right now * .", "i 'm gon na go with \" do n't give a shit \"", "i think this pun thread is about to spin out of control .", "i remember that band .", "i 'm upvoting you just for your username .", "i love me some comments", "i literally crapped my pants .", "i upvoted your comment , but then i countered my upvote with a downvote .", "i have permanent hearing loss as a result ...", "i 've been there , except i bought electric ladyland and got a lynyrd skynrd live album .", "i need to create several new accounts so i can upvote this more .", "i ran for office .", "i love commercial jingles .", "i wish i could upvote this a zillion times .", "i love you ?", "i hosted parties with the themes \" hawaii -- of the future \" and \" zillionaires at play \" .", "i thought you were going to say that it 's ok because it gives you an excuse to upgrade .", "i love anus so much .", "i expected to see this comment much higher in the thread", "i was disappointed by what struck me as a needlessly contrived plot .", "i love askreddit !", "i , for one , welcome our new water - splitting viral overlords ." ]
[ "i 'm high and for the first time in my life i feel attractive with my shirt off ! i just smoked a massive joint of the best weed i 've ever smoked , then spent an hour and a half dealing with my ridiculous amount of body hair . looked in the mirror and for the first time i was proud of what i saw , off to a party later and i feel fantastic = d", "i used to feel that way , but after years of smoking pot i have what brian posehn calls \" pot tits \" . not good .", "what s that ?" ]
[ "shirtoffdude", "combover", "thebastion" ]
in a word , munchies .
combover
[ "i just need to buy 1 matching rim .", "i did n't know this .", "i just need to buy 1 matching rim .", "i think you mean something", "i only gave this an up vote because it was freaking adorable .", "i do not miss that , maybe a little bit though", "i also really want to have ice cream sandwich .", "i did nt forget , just stopped caring about it", "i do n't know for sure though .", "i think you need joke explainer ...", "i 've been assuming it 's like having redundancy in case one does n't work .", "i just want to see one in the forest green color", "i just posted that for the other americans like myself who where wondering", "i used to work at arby 's in the us .", "i think i have figured out that they are motegi racing brand and model number mr-2180 .", "i call mine the lesbaru", "i wonder if he realizes that he put toy story up twice ...", "i m guessing fire extinguisher", "i do n't think the cops would know ...", "i bought a used car with aftermarket rims and one was stolen .", "i 'm guessing they are either 16 or 17 inch .", "i 'd guess that demonoid would be the highest", "i 'm just going to assume you 're being sarcastic .", "i think so , aks , but i really do n't want to talk to people on facebook", "i noticed there are like 20 shipping options", "i definitely did not mean to if it is", "i 'm trying it out now and loving it so far .", "i think i have figured out that they are motegi racing brand and model number mr-2180 .", "i 'm not sure what is really needed for a component system .", "i love how lightweight it is .", "i have a friend with 5 % vision in one eye .", "i just want more matt mcconaughey lincoln commercials", "i really hope battlefield 3 is n't just saying that .", "i uh may have reported his videos as child abuse ... oops", "i have what i thought was a fairly nice multimeter .", "i 'm trying it now and if it works out i 'll definitely be using it from now on", "i do n't understand why it would hurt .", "i wish it was at an imax :(", "i would like to know too .", "i 'll bet he did n't even discuss this with the other mods .", "i see someone was on gizmodo today", "i ask because i have a very small trunk", "i was wondering why he was wording everything weird", "i can confirm this .", "i just pmed you .", "i could a hundred ice cubes .", "i just shit myself .", "i do n't know .", "i 'm guessing they are either 16 or 17 inch .", "i have a friend who was arrested for spray painting \" i like oatmeal \" . shit 's deep", "i love them all .", "i 'm guessing it looked like how a handy cam release looks to us :(", "i really really hope this gets a droid x release", "i can go get the color code out of the door sticker if anyone wants it .", "i have 3013 ce and i will trade it for tf2 metal", "i suppose startup will take longer then , but that 's not that big of a deal really", "i feel like this is faaaar beyond my skill level with this stuff .", "i had the exact same model except for white .", "i was there and this is true", "i was implying that the singer sounds like stevie from malcom in the middle", "i have 3 # 21 .. i sent you a friend request .", "i like the cut of your jib . seriously though i could n't agree with you more for asus", "i bought a used car with aftermarket rims and one was stolen .", "i think you 're pretty average", "i 'll send him a link here so he can answer .", "i would like to start a team on game battles for fellow redditers on the xbox360 .", "i 'm sure they 'd be very popular", "i ca n't tell if that 's a butt with a fart coming out or the apple logo", "i fucking loooove the airblade !", "i call it the loan a tool program", "i 'm a snake .", "i 'm having the exact same problem right down to getting quoted $ 18 exactly .", "i 'm on fire ama", "i 'm thinking like 350ce=1refined .", "i have one too in the same color even .", "i 'm guessing it 's for security or something", "i hope you 're still sending them out !", "i do have a pretty big usb stick that i can use .", "i take it i 'd need another amp if i was to do that ?", "i 'll give it a go .", "i think everyone loves zooey", "i ca n't mow lawns .", "i m replying to save this for when i get home .", "i would say the is the best cpu cooler", "i fear that the overhang", "i ve been using adthwart but i still see the ads in youtube ... wtf", "i need ankle socks !", "i doubt they do any heat gun type fixes .", "i could not be agnerier", "i currently have the running 4 with no subwoofer .", "i take peroxitine which is an ssri anti depressant .", "i was expecting so much more", "i did n't think of this .", "i ca nt find a way to hide my friend list ... anyone know how ?", "i just got ~~hamburgled~~ mcrobbed", "i have an lg g4 .", "i 'm in highschool now !", "i 'm thinking like 350ce=1ref .", "i 'm glad i do n't have a 360 anymore .", "i have to assume that 's not true" ]
[ "i 'm high and for the first time in my life i feel attractive with my shirt off ! i just smoked a massive joint of the best weed i 've ever smoked , then spent an hour and a half dealing with my ridiculous amount of body hair . looked in the mirror and for the first time i was proud of what i saw , off to a party later and i feel fantastic = d", "i used to feel that way , but after years of smoking pot i have what brian posehn calls \" pot tits \" . not good ." ]
[ "shirtoffdude", "combover" ]
what s that ?
thebastion
[ "i 've been riding clipless since i was five years old .", "i need control voltage inputs so i can wire it into my minimoog .", "i never thought i 'd say this , but i love anus .", "i must be dreaming", "i 'm gon na start using \" flac \" as onomatopoeia for farting .", "i get cranky about it", "i am the dark one .", "i 'm so old", "i done upvoted you for correct spelling", "i 'm gon na go with both .", "i think the puns we 've seen so far on this thread pretty much cover it .", "i married one .", "i was going to go upvote you for your username , but i have to go grope a misanthrope .", "i 'm being so sincere right now", "i found a photograph of her that she had dropped on the ground .", "i know that already so your comment is a repost .", "i long for the release that death will bring lol", "i love me some a bit of", "i think i just had an ironogasm .", "i 'm at chick - fil - a * right now * .", "i 'm gon na go with \" do n't give a shit \"", "i think this pun thread is about to spin out of control .", "i remember that band .", "i 'm upvoting you just for your username .", "i love me some comments", "i literally crapped my pants .", "i upvoted your comment , but then i countered my upvote with a downvote .", "i have permanent hearing loss as a result ...", "i 've been there , except i bought electric ladyland and got a lynyrd skynrd live album .", "i need to create several new accounts so i can upvote this more .", "i ran for office .", "i love commercial jingles .", "i wish i could upvote this a zillion times .", "i love you ?", "i hosted parties with the themes \" hawaii -- of the future \" and \" zillionaires at play \" .", "i thought you were going to say that it 's ok because it gives you an excuse to upgrade .", "i love anus so much .", "i expected to see this comment much higher in the thread", "i was disappointed by what struck me as a needlessly contrived plot .", "i love askreddit !", "i , for one , welcome our new water - splitting viral overlords ." ]
[ "i 'm high and for the first time in my life i feel attractive with my shirt off ! i just smoked a massive joint of the best weed i 've ever smoked , then spent an hour and a half dealing with my ridiculous amount of body hair . looked in the mirror and for the first time i was proud of what i saw , off to a party later and i feel fantastic = d" ]
[ "shirtoffdude" ]
i used to feel that way , but after years of smoking pot i have what brian posehn calls " pot tits " . not good .
combover
[ "i will always upvote aquabats .", "i loved these things and would love them back .", "i upvoted this so hard it should be on the front page within a couple of seconds .", "i m playing this on my radio show !", "i 'd like to get into some discussions regarding my best options and strategies .", "i was expecting that one comment to be a witty remark from wil himself .", "i smoke about a pack a week , i drink to celebrate special occasions .", "i voted for you because it actually looks like a pretty decent game !", "i was thinking about smoking trees through a tobacco pipe , is this a bad idea ?", "i will take your username to the summit of mt .", "i read the title of the book in arnold schwarzenegger 's voice .", "i need to get into better fitness and i 've no clue how to start doing it .", "i have n't heard anyone say dope since the late mid 90s , and i was 6 then .", "i lost a $ 30 bag of weed .", "i have a few friends and i know for each of them there s a perfect /r/.", "i feel like i know the spoken sample used in this song .", "i 've never seen so many s in a wiki entry .", "i like to help people .", "i 'd pay good money to see dogg faace in game .", "i like how the aspect ratio changes to make it more cinematic !", "i was in the poker soc last year but did nt have the time for it .", "i watched this last night after i finished browsing reddit .", "i m more than willing to pay the postage .", "i need your help !", "i am an atheist .", "i added one just for you .", "i was expecting an advert with a single line of piss through the middle .", "i enjoyed it .", "i text the friends who had obviously been ringing the phone constantly in an attempt to locate it .", "i 've got that tab book !", "i m no math head but why the division ?", "i 'd never seen it before , its a really good film !", "i m definitely going to use this when i get children one day", "i was like \" wow cool thing !", "i 've always wondered and are there any ways to prevent it ?", "i came here to ensure don lafontaine was mentioned .", "i want to see behind stage with the machines that fling them into the walls and road .", "i live in the uk and had no idea who ann coulter was until about 2 hours ago .", "i ca n't find the motivation to begin either .", "i 'm currently doing microscopy work in university and i ca n't stand one peticular mineral called clinopyroxene .", "i m more worried that a police box can be found on top of a", "i 'd like to be as diplomatic as possible .", "i have 6 of them .", "i need someone to proof read my application for a year of study abroad .", "i m an undergrad in a msc geology course in the uk .", "i have a crystal about and inch big .", "i took your advice and she has replied very gracefully .", "i wonder what the quest / dialog could be ?", "i m a huge fan and i really encourage anyone to read it if you have nt already !", "i 'm climbing mt .", "i 'm sure this should be posted in /r / creepy too .", "i can show you the fundraising page if you want .", "i tried to volunteer for the london 2012 olympics and got this warning .", "i play nintendo 64 all day . i 've volunteered to climb mt ." ]
[ "i 'm high and for the first time in my life i feel attractive with my shirt off ! i just smoked a massive joint of the best weed i 've ever smoked , then spent an hour and a half dealing with my ridiculous amount of body hair . looked in the mirror and for the first time i was proud of what i saw , off to a party later and i feel fantastic = d" ]
[ "shirtoffdude" ]
awesome ! its always great to feel happy with your own body . apart from filling my body with too much beer i m pretty happy with mine too !
carwynllew
[ "i 'm a big fan of america by simon and garfunkel , which yes does an awesome cover of .", "i 'm really happy to see this here !", "i thought they were a flaming lips cover band .", "i did n't nickname it but i did evolve it into tentacruel .", "i personally would feel good .", "i do n't know , i feel like people are more shocked by the whole scene than i am .", "i 'll still drink them , they just suck in comparison .", "i fucking said broccoli .", "i never want to be shot with an air cannon .", "i think either his first of last name started with the letter r , but i could be mistaken .", "i watched this about a year ago , it is amazing .", "i did n't really like it .", "i 'm not trying to be a dick .", "i have a pretty big budget , and admin seems super supportive .", "i feel like these comments are taking this post way to seriously .", "i do n't have ears .", "i do n't know much about recording stuff , but i liked it .", "i ca n't wait to see how low his ratings are going to be .", "i saw him twice last year .", "i make decent money for my age .", "i hope they tour again .", "i do n't know that i dislike it this .", "i knew it was going to happen .", "i personally feel that m83 do count , because they are pretty nugaze - ish", "i 've had it for almost two years now .", "i play guitar and can sing , but i 'm looking for any and all instruments .", "i 'm on the same page , just i do n't eat george costanza", "i liked the music , it was really good .", "i do n't get why people get so upset about this .", "i do n't get it ...", "i fucking * love * it", "i know a couple drummers in that area , some who might be interested .", "i did the same in chicago a couple months ago .", "i just want to get even with him , not hurt him or anything haha .", "i think w.a.s.p .", "i 'm 27 fyi .", "i 'm looking for places to play pickleball in chicago .", "i guess bill likes the heat , and not the meat ?", "i ’m always open to working with new people .", "i do n't think the op is saying that it 's foreshadowing or anything .", "i 'm sorry :(", "i do n't want any part of your tight ass country club you freak bitch !", "i 've got bass and drums already .", "i was just about to post this .", "i 'm making bitters for the first time and i 've got a question for ya !", "i swear to god this gets posted once a week .", "i have so many questions .", "i would also like to add you are a dickhead .", "i think it does in this case .", "i loved the chord progession", "i thought this was referring to chantal from search party .", "i fucking hate these .", "i thought it was used ?", "i 'm just curious .", "i have never been able to do these .", "i 'm not sure what you mean , can you elaborate ?", "i 'll have to tell them to come here .", "i 'm wearing my lou reed shirt right now ! !", "i 've heard it now though it is great .", "i 'm glad you do n't write for this show .", "i was a fan of the dead poets society .", "i do n't understand a single word of that .", "i do now .", "i wish i could double upvote this .", "i 'm pretty sure it already happened to muse .", "i think for most people one page is too much for their attention span .", "i 'm looking for a percussionist or two to play with as opposed to having a kit .", "i 'm white btw .", "i just got a nintendo ds lite as a gift .", "i learned how to play this song years ago , and i still play it now .", "i 'm a great driver", "i do n't know much about this kind of cheese but it is wonderful .", "i tried getting it out with a shoe horn and i pulled on the chord and it ripped off .", "i was joking .", "i did n't know anybody did like those movies .", "i would love to see more .", "i think he is from texas .", "i think it 's a cool name .", "i 'm a graphic design major and i dig your album art , it 's a really cool concept .", "i love it .", "i do n't understand why people do n't see this .", "i felt let down .", "i feel like this story is different every time i hear it .", "i loved it .", "i hope that goes well .", "i 'm sorry to hear that .", "i hate when my friends are v raciest", "i can send you some stuff i 've done in the past if you 'd like .", "i hate posts like this .", "i understand the hipster side , but emo ?", "i 've seen it a couple times .", "i do n't understand why people are so impressed with the quotes .", "i play guitar and i can sing .", "i messed up .", "i 've got a laughing stock vinyl , both are so great !", "i 'm pretty sure this is what dick morris is saying right now", "i 'm sure it will .", "i need some documentation .", "i 'm going to add dean norris on fb right now .", "i liked the first song she released from it , should be pretty cool ." ]
[ "i 'm high and for the first time in my life i feel attractive with my shirt off ! i just smoked a massive joint of the best weed i 've ever smoked , then spent an hour and a half dealing with my ridiculous amount of body hair . looked in the mirror and for the first time i was proud of what i saw , off to a party later and i feel fantastic = d", "i used to feel that way , but after years of smoking pot i have what brian posehn calls \" pot tits \" . not good ." ]
[ "shirtoffdude", "combover" ]
do n't poke 'em resin will come out !
closetotheedge48
[ "i think he means socialist realism in terms of aesthetics ?", "i shall work on that , thank you .", "i mourn for the picts :(", "i love that sentence .", "i imagine he revised a lot of it .", "i 'm 20 and caught my dad having a tug the other day .", "i did n't think i 'd ever see it again .", "i thought this said * attitude * , and wondered if people in colorado were naturally more sassy .", "i wo n't change a whhocu word .", "i embrace the sweet kiss of death .", "i imagine gaster to be like grillby if grillby was a scientist instead of a bartender .", "i 'm a maltese falcon man myself .", "i 'd love a ride on the titanic .", "i do n't think it 's better than adventure time , but i like it more than adventure time .", "i think the whole humble feeling is really wonderful .", "i feel like throwing up @_@", "i remember that damn level in super mario world .", "i 've told my local meeting president , but that 's as far as i think it 's gone .", "i 'm hoping to god that vicky 3 has incredible multiplayer .", "i 've never heard of this .", "i think tankies treat everything like euiv .", "i will wait for yoooou", "i 'd just love a game where you can go around and absorb the city life of ancient rome .", "i 'm starting to dislike this place .", "i would also watch the living fuck out of lord of the recess .", "i 've been hit for telling this joke .", "i did n't realise the us made anti - german propaganda as early as 1914 .", "i guess that 's a /r / historicalwhatif/", "i really need to know what you mean , i take the most demoralising shits .", "i just imagined goku screaming this .", "i 'd much rather get the bends than kid a", "i 'm gon na save all my pee for kissinger .", "i think you mean magnificent .", "i listened to it before it was on the radio .", "i 'll probably look into that system more .", "i think astronomy is their best song .", "i think this is a good indicator of change in how cultures are treated .", "i prefer the term ' applied ' philosophy", "i do believe that falls under the definition of irony .", "i dunno , when you get into mathematics , plenty of things are exactly alike .", "i love the word * skraeling *", "i used to dislike math in high school .", "i 'd like to see more physical historical flags around here , it 's pretty interesting .", "i expect to see this album published this time next year .", "i look forward to seeing any responses .", "i thought nobody would notice !", "i 've done mcmaintenance and it 's 100 times better than every job in the store .", "i think it 's coming out late august / early september though .", "i 'm gon na try your historical method .", "i used to write music .", "i do n't understand what i 'm feeling .", "i always need more wwi podcasts", "i know that this is something i 'd find fun .", "i 'm fairly sure a lot of the more ...", "i 'm white and my brother 's paki .", "i would like to say that led zeppelin did this too .", "i 've never felt more manly in my life .", "i wonder what latin america would look like now if it had n't been so controlled by either power .", "i do n't know whether this was a joke or not but what about earthrise ?", "i hate how war destroys history", "i ca n't even make vicky work with 2 people .", "i 'm livin ' in the 80'ies", "i 've heard that term thrown around , but i did n't know what it meant exactly .", "i appreciate the shit out of bedding , too .", "i love you spiderbro : : : : (", "i 'll never stop correcting people .", "i do n't understand what 's so bad about this one ?", "i appreciate it ^^_^", "i needed something so brutal that art loses all meaning .", "i wish he was in prison .", "i 've been on both sides of that situation .", "i 'd pin this if i knew how to .", "i do n't think i 've seen a joke delivered that well .", "i dunno man , isis are pretty wily .", "i 'm okay .", "i 'd kill you and eat your eyes if it gave me 20/20 .", "i 'm going to try this at the train station today !", "i was not disappointed .", "i 'm inclined to think it might develop depression .", "i did n't know people had this problem .", "i ca n't find anybody else who 's even heard of nick cave .", "i believe luxembourgers ( luxembourgoisie ?", "i like the way you put that .", "i did n't realise this was such a big song .", "i ca n't remember what a spider is", "i miss when cod was somewhat anti - war .", "i feel like people would just literally shit on a movie there", "i 'm so sorry that ever happened to you .", "i love the colours", "i was trying to see if i could n't fap , but now i have to .", "i need to stop buying nestlè .", "i want to punch myself in the head .", "i remember at least five different times walking downstairs to the presence of huge , wonderful snakes .", "i 'd use it .", "i had ears on my dick , and they were bleeding .", "i was wrong , that 's amazing .", "i cried at this , moreso than fry 's dog .", "i guess you 're not too smart .", "i got way too attached to the characters an to the ideas .", "i dunno some of them seem to hate each other more than capitalism ." ]
[ "awesome weekend . i went bday shopping with my pops on friday . i love that dude . day drank with my buddies yesterday , love those dudes too . went out with the girl i 've had a crush on for like 5 years last night and had a sleep over . i 'm a happy human ." ]
[ "RCnottheCola" ]
you know what ? hell yes . that sounds awesome !
Shrub74
[ "i used to scare the daylights out of my former roommate by draping it over my towel to dry .", "i searched around and did n't see a lot of chatter on this one .", "i 'd like the c20 sheet masks - 86305 .", "i get this a lot too , quite frustrating .", "i 've tried the olay and like it .", "i 'm glad you 've found a good job - enjoy !", "i love histology .", "i 've done the classes , but not a project .", "i had to take a beta blocker for svt .", "i 'm in tears , i 'm laughing so hard .", "i guess i 've been doing it wrong too ... but it works for me .", "i think we 're writing it !", "i had to buy a bigger makeup bag !", "i 'm currently driving a 2013 jetta gli autobahn .", "i 'm really excited because this will also be my first prime lens .", "i love it , i just wish you could switch the direction .", "i 'm up for giving it a shot !", "i 'll pm you .", "i 'll pm you .", "i try to sell them on the exchange /r / asianbeautyexchange .", "i just started out and have a couple of skeins of yarn and a few hooks .", "i got massive drain using x - privacy .", "i was so hopeful when you started to finally make progress in 2010 .", "i got it , you guys !", "i got the job !", "i hear you , /r / makeupexchange is both enhancing and destroying my life .", "i am sorry .", "i 'm kind of jealous that you 'll be having those amazing cheesy biscuits .....", "i 'm dumb , you said $ 10 .", "i love me some nyx though :)", "i 'd love to take them , what 's your price plus shipping ?", "i love the color in this shot - she 's very pretty !", "i get my konjac sponge wet with warm water and wipe them away .", "i already have two orders coming from you .", "i 've lived here for 14 years .", "i 'm all ears !", "i had to beg for a keychain :(", "i 'm working on buying a subaru wrx !", "i love the colored fog lights !", "i just took the sticker off with goo - gone - feels better already !", "i 'm jealous of folks who have the patience to spend time on it .", "i 've been going there for 15 years :)", "i tried that , but i could n't get a connection .", "i love the cleanser .", "i got extreme ice with my first mbv menthol , but i found it to be too sugary .", "i 'm not ready for that commitment :)", "i 'm sorry on behalf of humanity .", "i started taking pictures with a canon powershot and then moved up to a pentax k - x .", "i just bought some from amazon seller toktok .", "i ca n't wait to do it again !", "i ran out of mizon all - in - one snail cream , still impatiently awaiting it 's replacement .", "i 've tried it , unfortunately my skin hated it :'(", "i do both , alpha hydrox aha one night and cosrx returning a - sol the next .", "i 've had nothing but bad luck with both locations .", "i looked at it , definitely want to give it a try sometime soon .", "i noticed there was no fog light kit on the \" build your own \" section on subaru.com .", "i have a razor blade with a cool handle .", "i 'd be interested in the scinic aqua and mizon toner .", "i use the cleanser and love it ! !", "i love the shape , very flattering for your face !", "i just have no patience .", "i 'm sold , my friend ! ! !", "i need the panda cooling stick .", "i do n't have any patterns - most of the ones i 've seen are for tiny dogs .", "i also do not get auras .", "i 'm still smiling , so no - thank you !", "i have a few hooks and three skeins of yarn .", "i wish i had waited * sigh *", "i feel the same way about my first car .", "i love your username !", "i tremble and shake all the time .", "i just bought my very first brand new car !", "i honestly had a good experience .", "i make my own with arrow root and coconut powder :)", "i love that primer despite its weird smell .", "i think everyone who works on / with / for epic has nightmares .", "i 'm interested !", "i use ovuview on android .", "i wish i could unread this and unlearn that word .", "i have her blocked , but my sister forwarded me a winner today .", "i 'd love your input on what software products might work best for what i 'm looking for .", "i 've made a post , thanks !", "i love your flair , so appropriate for pathology .", "i actually come here for the comments .", "i did n't have any luck until i got an angled eyeliner brush .", "i found that mineral oil takes care of they 're real .", "i just want to celebrate", "i 've taken two imitrex , napped , and slept and it 's not going away .", "i went through the mue as well and do n't see anything .", "i love both of these things ....", "i love the lighting in this shot - great work !", "i 've heard that as well , would be interested to hear what other folks say ...", "i 've been wearing pantyliners for 20 years without any issues ...", "i 'm a long time user and i 'll add a pro - does n't cause breakouts !", "i made my first rrs purchase today !", "i did n't get the dream job .", "i 'll stick to my little ancillary systems :)", "i also have one of these , but your british description is much better than my paltry american one .", "i prefer paypal friends and family , but can invoice you if you pay the fee .", "i 'm glad to hear things are looking up and i hope the good luck keeps on coming ." ]
[ "awesome weekend . i went bday shopping with my pops on friday . i love that dude . day drank with my buddies yesterday , love those dudes too . went out with the girl i 've had a crush on for like 5 years last night and had a sleep over . i 'm a happy human ." ]
[ "RCnottheCola" ]
glad you had an awesome weekend ! here 's to an awesome week ahead .
rycheme
[ "i look everywhere but straight ahead .", "i suggest this .", "i have also been lucky enough to work with bob bakker on a paleo dig as well .", "i love dandelions .", "i had these as a child in the 60 's .", "i doubt it is janus , as op says below that the vessel has 3 faces .", "i 'll try texas art supply first .", "i think this is it .", "i did some programming for a group researching familial diabetes .", "i can see you live a life of elegance .", "i would n't think she 'd be allowed to wear it while in costume on stage .", "i should have looked it up before i commented .", "i agree , 30 's .", "i 've got several of my dad 's collars , white cotton .", "i ca n't believe they did n't notice that .", "i can deduct glucosamine / chondroitin , but no other vitamins or supplements .", "i am really happy that they included the cosmonauts from ussr as well .", "i wonder if the financial instability is also due to your mom 's problem , whatever it is .", "i 've not been a landlord before .", "i think this is it .", "i think it 's horrendous that the h1-b system is being abused in this way .", "i 'm joining this one !", "i 've learned so much from you /r / techtheatre !", "i also thought of blenheim with its gardens .", "i have a set just like this .", "i 'm sorry this happened to you .", "i 'm concerned : they constructed a check w / my name and checking account info .", "i think you meant your second \" spousal support \" to be \" child support \" .", "i like the guy holding up the wall in the top middle :)", "i have one i 've been using for 30 years , it 's fine .", "i knew it was some kind of inverted graffiti but could n't puzzle it out .", "i think they meant tomorrow morning .", "i 've been around a lot of cows , this does n't look normal .", "i 'm actually in houston .", "i tried that , did n't like it .", "i think the one on the right might be a watson vanilla bottle .", "i may try again later .", "i 'm planning to start off with \" ye watchers and ye holy ones \" .", "i 'd like to give him an honorarium for this - is $ 300 a decent amount ?", "i saw them at my grocery last week .", "i 've got company from out of town and they want to head to one of these two spots .", "i 'll try slapping one tomorrow .", "i do n't get emelia at all .", "i 've seen it many times this year , but i agree that it seems suddenly brighter .", "i 'd rather see shading going from none to black .", "i would complain and get my money back at least .", "i was going to say something similar , thanks for the clarification .", "i am easily pleased :)", "i too was thinking bean sheller .", "i hate dealing with those red paper forms .", "i am busy shedding not acquiring , but thank you .", "i have one of these too , never deployed .", "i ca n't wait to see the on - stage contest for this .", "i 'll make a trip up there soon .", "i have chickens in houston , and agree with this .", "i am not that kind of person .", "i wish i could give you more than one upvote .", "i thought both .", "i like the way you think .", "i guess it depends on honesty ?", "i did n't look at the picture that closely .", "i see what you 're doing here .", "i want a live shredding experience .", "i had n't thought about income tax being due on the difference .", "i know a mercedes , we call her \" meh - cheh \" for short .", "i only hit submit once .", "i will investigate this !", "i feel awkward saying \" i 'm a madam . \"", "i 'd like to put the contractor who \" remodeled \" my house in that pit as well .", "i have had good service from jt on campbell at westview .", "i did n't remember the cactus from the book ... was it a christmas cactus ?", "i 'd check to see if you have a water leak on the other side of that corner .", "i am really happy that they included the cosmonauts from ussr as well .", "i guess mine are just a very brownish - red red oak .", "i was calling it what i did call it 50 years ago when we bought it .", "i saw it for sale today at the mfah gift store .", "i 'm sure there 's always some leftover vodka after getting all the spots out ...", "i have a facial recognition problem .", "i 've always thought those sodas tasted terrible .", "i meant to go back and replace \" hebrew \" with \" hebrew / greek \" and forgot .", "i 'm scared !", "i can empathize .", "i miss ming 's soooo much .", "i agree , it 's coriander .", "i 'll appreciate any hints you have .", "i 'm hoping 1-gallon pot at best .", "i can do data entry , bookkeeping , filing , clerical stuff .", "i think you have 30 days or maybe less to do that .", "i 've not used them , but they have been highly recommended to me by several people .", "i 'm confused .", "i see from the wikipedia article that it can be invasive in certain areas .", "i pay most of my bills online but write a few with checks .", "i agree w/ mrdorkesq that it 's a circumhorizontal arc .", "i 'm going to adopt this word , \" possibikity \" , to denote an icky possibility .", "i just opened my hsa at fidelity a week ago .", "i have faith in reddit .", "i think it means \" end of the 16th century \" .", "i see from your username how you work .", "i used to record the radio onto cassette .", "i like the thick cut blue ribbon bacon costco sells ." ]
[ "i proposed to my best friend of 11 years and she said yes . i never wanted kids or marriage . she single handedly changed my mind :)" ]
[ "ItachiLvrX" ]
i saw what you did there ... nice picture of her formerly single hand !
LooksAtClouds
[ "i bought an nspire cx back in 2014 and it has n’t given me any problems until now .", "i appreciate it !", "i ’m so happy for you !", "i really enjoyed life is strange , until dawn , and oxenfree .", "i ’m so proud of you .", "i tried using an online derivative calculator but the answer it gave was marked as incorrect .", "i just felt like i should comment on this because of my username", "i ca n't figure it out !", "i have δv , which is /m", "i read this book around 2015 or 2016 .", "i have to make this large commute 8 times over a school year", "i ’ve heard about that , i ’ll have to check it out further !", "i appreciate the suggestions", "i ’m more interested in how the sell by date is july 22 in the year 18373 .", "i ’m not positive but the cover might ’ve been a beach / water or something like that .", "i also enjoyed the walking dead and the last of us .", "i ’ll definitely consider these .", "i was about to buy a hydro flask from amazon when i stumbled upon this website .", "i do appreciate a good soundtrack and a good art style , so that sounds good !", "i never got into fallout ... maybe i ought to give it another shot !", "i ’d appreciate any suggestions !", "i ’ve been debating if i should get a macbook or a laptop with windows 10 .", "i got waitlisted at my top choice school .", "i read xams as “ exams ” ... the worst part of december if you ’re a student !" ]
[ "i proposed to my best friend of 11 years and she said yes . i never wanted kids or marriage . she single handedly changed my mind :)" ]
[ "ItachiLvrX" ]
congratulations , dude ! :)
KneelDeGrassTieSon
[ "i was merely.pretending to shit my pants !", "i wanna cuddle the kittle~", "i 'm sorry~ * * we do n't give a fuck .", "i do n't really do corpse dragging .", "i wanna cuddle the kittle~", "i do n't think that would stop the soppo though ...", "i 've been saving up oath rings to marry them all , just to break the rules ?", "i wo n't be able to help in this case , sorry ...", "i went for p320 .", "i thank you for your contribution to my compiling duties .", "i wish you the best of luck in your endeavours then~" ]
[ "happy 4th everyone ! today ’s my son ’s 2nd birthday ! !" ]
[ "shitz-and-gigglez" ]
a happy birthday greeting to your son from the philippines~ may he grow up and achieve his dreams in the future~
1st_Lt_Unson
[ "i do n't understand the context , explain please .", "i hope these kids get their asses beat , no jail , just their asses beat .", "i 'm going to dread when my kids old enough and this happens lol", "i was a one year old lol", "i always feel like i 'd be ashamed if this was a relative of mine lol", "i 'm jealous .", "i 'm glad he got out of this shitty small town ...", "i think passives are always better in the long run .", "i heard they bloodying ppl up with rubber bullets ...", "i do n't know why but i really respect this man ...", "i remember my first exposure to dd was add ... ah memories ...", "i m thinking dbz power - up , visual ki lol", "i ca n't believe he died like that ...", "i miss ifunny 's old ui ... rip", "i wish old people 's ignorance did n't spread to the young .", "i miss papa franku ...", "i feel for this man .", "i would have voted for this man if they did n't make hillary the democratic candidate .", "i wish the u.s . minded it 's own business like the rest of the world did .", "i was a one year old lol", "i made the same exact meme ... what are the odds ..." ]
[ "hanging out playing poker with my bf and found a treasure in his poker set stash ..." ]
[ "BearBoobs" ]
look at all those pog slammers holy moly .
Taydrz
[ "i deserve so much more .", "i remember this :3", "i hate it .", "i did nt even do anything .", "i have a hannibal lecter one too lolol", "i have followed a bedtime every night this week at 11:30 - 12 .", "i d love to own this : d", "i hope you have a great time", "i was riding my stationary bike but as soon as russ and pao came on i lost motivation .", "i just am so confused and embarassed .", "i feel so proud of myself .", "i m smiling so big", "i like talking about psychology too : d i m a bubbly christian too .", "i was riding my stationary bike but as soon as russ and pao came on i lost motivation .", "i crawled into bed just now thinking i m actually happy to be single :)", "i want to just put some eyeshadow or blush on her .", "i was thinking like dude just find a sheepshead bay girl lol", "i agree on the alto soprano thing tho .", "i tell myself no .", "i agree on the alto soprano thing tho .", "i m so exicted !", "i like talking about psychology too : d i m a bubbly christian too .", "i know that .", "i - is that really his screen shot", "i gave my ex a black and white cookie , he is lord of the idiots � �", "i hate paos flat foundation makeup in the talking head .", "i love when i see a good ol simpsons post", "i 'm drooling : d", "i love it !", "i hate it .", "i have the same shirt :) but not that euphoric post jaw surgery ordeal smile just yet .", "i m actually making one right now :) were all gon na be ok !", "i felt like maybe i should check to see if he changed his pfp .", "i want it so bad xd i just wish his butt was a a little bigger hehe", "i d move for the puppy", "i did fantastic � �", "i hate grocery shopping at peak hours ....", "i hope one day he really thinks so .", "i love when i see a good ol simpsons post", "i feel very happy at it .", "i made a 3 page comic .", "i think rihanna has the same tattoo , probably got it to copy her", "i have snacks , its a really good season so far and i just feel really happy .", "i was actually listening to it last night !", "i love she hulkkkkk � � � �", "i wrote down how all those things i took out are mine .", "i m a relatively new smiths fan , i did some fan art i m quite proud of .", "i m a digital artist too :) and thank you so much 3 ill remember that", "i wake up so sad .", "i hope one day i can feel this about someone and someone about me .", "i have an oversized teddy bear", "i love him lol at the dr pimple popper ads while i m cutting up watermelon and lunch !", "i too love squishing baby seals", "i have a hannibal lecter one too lolol", "i hate feeling better for a few days then feeling sad and completly used", "i screamed lol : c smirnoff \\3", "i did ... which is weird cause i do nt belive in it .", "i d rather be with yo- i mean alone", "i m gon na pee laughing", "i woke up and some apps were in different places than others .", "i ca nt wait to see my new life .", "i love it !", "i was nt a bad girlfriend .", "i never thought about this but boy are my interests peaked .", "i was so upset i woke up .", "i would be too : dd got ta frame it yo", "i hope she stayed hydrated- oh wait", "i just need a nap :( rollercoaster .", "i love it !", "i love it reminds me of spectacular if it was made today", "i thought i made him happy", "i love it : dd i ca nt wait thank you so much", "i m still getting over him but its been a month and a half now c :", "i d rather be with yo- i mean alone", "i d dig it .", "i feel kinda dizzy but also strong .", "i hope it helps you like it helped me :)", "i 'm so lazy right now but is there any blu ray for this yet :( ?", "i had some amazing flan once .", "i love your smile", "i m just joking about the alt right lol .", "i had this moment a few weeks ago :3 enjoy it", "i actually burst out laughing in the store when i saw this card .", "i love her cheeks wow", "i have cookies ready to go", "i really want a cigarette , anything slim", "i ca nt wait for summer to be over so i can wear them again .", "i lookin and i m lovin what i see", "i had decaf coffee a few hours ago .", "i - is that really his screen shot", "i think there is an omnibus they had once ?", "i 'm trying to start up a soap business", "i hope this is cool to post .", "i had a really upsetting and sudden break up 3 weeks ago .", "i wonder if anyone else here is a twin and what your siblings personality type is ?", "i mean you can talk about anything on reddit c :", "i want to marry this man", "i hope you enjoy it", "i cried a lot when i did that but i ve been drawing all my feelings to not cry .", "i love callie and callies quarter" ]
[ "hanging out playing poker with my bf and found a treasure in his poker set stash ..." ]
[ "BearBoobs" ]
alf , now in pog form !
bleepblorp9878
[ "i have a couple of calvin and hobbes books but i am now feeling compelled to buy this set !", "i think that it 's all about the !", "i always liked that \" johnny b. goode \" by chuck berry was included with all the others .", "i believe that is how all of the astronauts started their careers .", "i did n't add twitter 's suggestions !", "i grew up in allegheny county , pa and have long been fascinated by them !", "i can has funny ?", "i rely heavily these days on spell check but it does n't help with my sometimes , poor grammar !", "i am very reserved in my licking activities .", "i lost track of you for awhile .", "i never would , but maybe that 's a question for this subreddit .", "i really love that video !", "i did n't know that .", "i need to remember that for when it happens to me .", "i love just about every ted talk that i 've seen !", "i like # 2 although i would probably get bored right away .", "i only hope that she sarah palin run as the gop ticket in 2012 .", "i 've tried drinking while sitting on a rock ; it 's pretty cool !", "i hardly ever visit fb anymore , now that i 've joined reddit .", "i see what you mean , that speck on the horizon might be pirates .", "i am definitely using * that username * from now on .", "i , for one , do not hail this new overlord !", "i really need to clean up and put some order into .", "i could get lost in those blue eyes !", "i did a lot better before i gave up drinking .", "i love it .", "i 'm sticking with waffles !", "i think that termites have eaten into his brain .", "i hear and i obey !", "i 've spent all of my working life doing computer support for noaa .", "i was watching and i somehow missed it .", "i keep seeing mysterious clowns out of the corners of my eyes and i have n't even parked there !", "i would have been there for you .", "i 've seen it before somewhere , but i 'm happy to see it again .", "i was taught to just start writing anything down , even if it was pretty crappy .", "i will sleep but ...", "i 've added it to my wish list for the next time i order .", "i do think that wolfram|alpha shows great potential !", "i wonder if other states ' dmvs will be banning the plates .", "i loved that little guy .", "i know that i should n't have laughed , but i did .", "i really understood the jump better by watching this video .", "i have a friend doing a five year stretch and he 's in the best shape of his life .", "i have given up now just use a broom everyday when i clean their box .", "i think that joke - explainer needs to get involved here .", "i love using the word \" * kindle * \" when referring to a brood or litter of kittens .", "i had not seen those .", "i would rather keep those worlds separate .", "i need to find a market here in miami .", "i need a friend like you !", "i found the and will try to listen tomorrow .", "i verify that !", "i 'm so glad for both you him .", "i loaded res and think that it is * * great * * .", "i agree , that might be a big mistake .", "i see what you mean .", "i just passed the coors light bar exam while browsing reddit .", "i can add comment to ?", "i love this every time that it is reposted .", "i nēvēr got that far sincê i do n't wêar whitê t - shirts but that is amazing .", "i 'm impressed !", "i 'm happy to hear that .", "i always donate to npr but i should add pbs !", "i think that it was a * serendipitous cat * !", "i thought so too but then i found r / gore .", "i , for one , recognize as our new overlord !", "i would love to see pictures of * that * !", "i guess they own all of my karma too !", "i love the crazy , psycho laughter .", "i like how one woman pulls another 's finger at 1:46 .", "i 'm trying to keep that on the dl .", "i had forgotten all about my account .", "i 'm waiting around for the profit ? ? ?", "i hope that you had many happy times to remember .", "i have a friend who is * both from ireland and a musician * .", "i am tempted also .", "i do n't get the reference .", "i sorry to hear that .", "i feel your pain .", "i 'll just leave here .", "i wish that i would have had a chance to take it !", "i 'm down !", "i 'm surprised that none of my cats ever sought out this particular form of entertainment .", "i do n't think that anything will happen when there is light .", "i 'm sorry my good man , but i will not let her leave .", "i clicked on the link now i 'm on a homeland security watch list .", "i too love the wake - up call when i get to travel .", "i mean aside from wlrn wvum ?", "i repost my solution here : .", "i can also vouch that it happens to long - time smokers occasionally .", "i 'm surprised that none of my cats ever sought out this particular form of entertainment .", "i do it for the groupies !", "i also love the clash version !", "i must have missed that talk at career day at my high school .", "i seriously do n't know how people live without it !", "i agree completely .", "i hear that nbc cares .", "i was successful for a whole two hours !", "i would say that drinking had something to do with it .", "i had a \" 504 error \" comment posted also read that other people had noticed this ." ]
[ "sedatives used to free whale from fishing line ." ]
[ "frycook" ]
i 've spent all of my working life doing computer support for noaa . a lot of good people work for them .
SerendipitousCat
[ "i did n't know banksey had branched out to bedroom sets .", "i did n't know i needed this in my life .", "i want to say an anole , but what kind i do n't know .", "i 've been where your so is , it sucks like hell .", "i loved these books as a kid .", "i 've seen this post 6 times today .", "i think you 're right .", "i ca n't wrap my head around the postage costs .", "i should n't drive , could you call me a cab ?", "i am the viper , i am here to vipe and vash your vindows .", "i did n't really need to sleep today .", "i have n't thought about these for better than thirty years .", "i 'm just waiting for the mint variety .", "i applaud you .", "i love your other stuff too .", "i suspect some fuckery here .", "i 'm locked out of this sub , irony .", "i did not expect this to blow up like this .", "i guess the disney princess gig does n't pay as well as it use to .", "i do n't know who 's stronger .", "i think that 's a tamoli .", "i love this turkey .", "i liked that place when i lived down south .", "i love these things !", "i need that for my own head .", "i love my little yard friends .", "i thought it was funny as hell .", "i can never unsee this .", "i wanna see your high school diploma !", "i ca n't find anything on the local news sites .", "i remember the excitement this box would bring on a saturday night .", "i am told that mrsa infections are common in jails and prisons , so you might get your wish .", "i 'm sorry sir or mam , your cat is very sick . � �", "i have one in my yard .", "i never knew i needed one of these !", "i was waiting for this title to pop up .", "i still would , but the ones they make nowadays are shit .", "i hope so .", "i love that tast .", "i have personally seen chickens eat black widow spiders .", "i do n't know how you keep it on the wall .", "i will be noting this in your records .", "i love miso .", "i thought maby the botton of a small glass candel holder .", "i 'm allergic to bananas .", "i must know the source , i must add this to my life .", "i need one !", "i think it 's more for adults and science nerds like me .", "i remember one of these at my granddad 's back in the 80s .", "i always called it a dog bone wrench .", "i think you 're right .", "i do n't know about any baby or dog , but that unicorn is awesome !", "i identify as a dented can of expired tuna and i find this hilarious .", "i 'll downvote myself since no - one got my joke .", "i used one in the 90 's .", "i did n't know lincoln was canadian .", "i do n't know what they 're summoning , but i do n't like it .", "i always just called it guilt .", "i can hear it !", "i was late to the party and now i want to know the rest of the story .", "i 've seen them in spencer 's before .", "i want to have sex with this car .", "i loved those books , and garth nix too !", "i love the chill , quite , cozy feel of this .", "i second that .", "i 'm outnumbered .", "i must find this place .", "i prefer my rainbows free range and organic ." ]
[ "it may not be big , but it 's my very first christmas tree and i love it ." ]
[ "McFirm" ]
as bob would have said , it 's a happy little tree .
rspewth
[ "i ’m calling the cops .", "i apologize for being a bit rude , but it could go without the self promotion .", "i was gon na cop too i was just waiting for a qc .", "i .. i think it 's satire mate", "i 'm 10.5 , they only have 10 and 11 , what should i get ?", "i 'm pretty new so this stuff helps : d", "i love thatcher .", "i saw a thread a few days ago about how every match on the card was foreigners vs. americans .", "i ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴅᴏ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴊᴏʙ ᴏғ ᴄᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇғs .", "i get that , but he 's in a bad place right now .", "i 'll upload some when i get home later .", "i love it !", "i was wondering which ones are good to watch ?", "i do n’t think anything from this is mgs , i think it ’s from an anime .", "i do nt think anyone has a 9 ft arm", "i absolutely loved naito v. ibushi , so far , the best in the g1 for me .", "i ’ve never had it in my stuffing", "i personally think it is , the main plot revolves around the christmas party .", "i 'm 134 and bronze , haha .", "i 'll read \" yes !", "i 'm done now , this calling is dumb .", "i think that ’s what he means , but i ’m not sure .", "i have 33/48 for diggs divisional hero .", "i see people calling it armbar here everywhere , so to avoid confusion , i just put armbar .", "i have n't really used it since the patch .", "i mean i guess you could put cena vs. taker for wwe championship , or something .", "i put in devonta freeman .", "i bet that the 5 - 5 raw vs. smackdown would still go on .", "i do n't care . /s", "i really need to get to watching it .", "i bet he most likely is fine by now though .", "i hear people talking about it", "i did n't even book finn balor and i just put ambrose in another match with aj .", "i would prefer this post with good grammar .", "i agree , there are some flaws always .", "i dare you to ban me !", "i bet you wished you took that call at that public concert to hear his last words .", "i do n't care about karma you marks , downvote me if you want .", "i would say ab , julio , and probably deandre hopkins .", "i ’m looking for $ 67.50 shipped after paypal invoice fees .", "i love you tony !", "i do n’t do 5 a day though", "i 've never seen anything this bad .", "i did n’t click the link so i did n’t see , so my fault .", "i thought we had the same birthday", "i need to know cause i ca nt masterbate to him if he does nt come out to that", "i hate the bo3 nuketown", "i 'm just asking you to calm down , haha .", "i d on cat ?", "i knew i was forgetting somebody .", "i only know one thing about him .", "i wanted to ask guys what would be a fun , beginner 's job ?", "i really have nothing to say about this shower thought , just have a nice day .", "i had to pick up the black 2.0 a few months ago , they are so clean", "i think that the club , and the authors of pain from nxt .", "i do n’t know if you would want to do that yet , as the other commenter said", "i love those posts .", "i visited now and it says \" 4chan \" .", "i 'm in dallas too , where they 're located .", "i hope dez does n’t disrespect our star in prime time :(", "i 've never heard of this , sorry .", "i would rather have pizza hut than the gold i have right now .", "i heard ai has some really good ones , and are more closer to 1:1 than tony .", "i 'm a grill , btw ;)", "i want another ring .", "i really regret not watching it live", "i 'm sorry , my bad .", "i ca n't find it in the shop :(", "i am watching it right now i did n't know taker wins .", "i think you got ta buy a lewis one as well .", "i meant healthy - er , my bad .", "i think this is a kid that ’s mad , not satire .", "i placed a bet on the raptors because of this sub � �", "i did n't steal anything .", "i 'm very interested in tgt .", "i ’ve never seen something like this happen", "i ’ll take either one thanks", "i could buy on just incase it prefers to eat out of a bowl , but is it required ?", "i put my chips in my sandwich when i go to jason 's deli .", "i 'm late but hope you are having / hade a good time !", "i can actually read / type .", "i had no idea that brock was gon na fight lesnar !", "i was debating over that one or the nfl brother !", "i think it means u dount get in a taxi and evade the taxi", "i can taste the salt", "i ’m betting 158sir or maybe bm lin", "i 'm no lunatic .", "i reccently had my first philly cheesesteak on good friday , and it was amazing !", "i know you ’re angry but do n’t be ignorant . ” . -me", "i got an silver gameplan , uf gold gameplan , and kotb player .", "i know about the cage flaw but have n’t heard about this one .", "i 'm kinda confused , this is my first g1 , sorry .", "i know , i know", "i ca n't really see him as a champ though ; honestly i do n't know :/", "i do n’t think i ’ve seen this clip , what episode is it ?", "i ’ll see what the note says .", "i thought they were saying “ bruh ” but then i realized that your name was bruh .", "i ca n't find it .", "i do n't really like it , but do n't hate it either .", "i came from the /r / sadcringe thread about this ." ]
[ "it may not be big , but it 's my very first christmas tree and i love it ." ]
[ "McFirm" ]
i see that ultraboost in the corner ... � � � � � � . merry christmas !
LabeledAsALunatic
[ "i finally got al the achievements in a year of playing the game", "i literally did n't see it before", "i am just playing vanila right now", "i known it 's bad but is it that bad", "i did n't even notice it", "i known it 's bad but is it that bad", "i see you 're a man of culture as well", "i think i 've subscribed to subs with every letter so it 's really strange .", "i think i 'm gon na try this" ]
[ "it may not be big , but it 's my very first christmas tree and i love it ." ]
[ "McFirm" ]
gelukkig kerstfeest , en trouwens elk bordspel van catan is geweldig
DielEnelGuy
[ "i used to feel the same way when i was a teenager .", "i tried brine shrimp when mine was bloated .", "i 'm glad he got bored of him otherwise he 'd still be stuck in a bowl .", "i took mine out because it ripped my betta 's fins eventhough i sanded it .", "i love my chax bunnies too !", "i 've just posted a picture on reddit .", "i would 've said something .", "i meant both your plushies look so new lol including your original .", "i hope he lives long and healthy !", "i do have white   pfs   so his poop does stand out lol .", "i think it 's mikemura .", "i did fast him first few days , did nothing .", "i love your sister for giving that toy to you � �", "i agree with you .", "i love that teddy bear lol", "i 've been struggling with his sb issues for a couple of weeks now .", "i think you 'd be fine air wise � �", "i meant both your plushies look so new lol including your original .", "i like 1 and 3 .", "i know they marketed it that way but it really is false information unfortunately .", "i like to keep things simple for now .", "i mean why buy a new tank if you already have one to use .", "i agree with this .", "i like going to sleep because it 's the only time i 'm not depressed and get some relief .", "i did and they still wo n't eat .", "i really appreciate your input .", "i 'm going away for 3 weeks .", "i stopped playing because it 's so hard to win now and costs so much .", "i took mine out because it ripped my betta 's fins eventhough i sanded it .", "i have submitted a complaint .", "i 've never won a box figurine ever .", "i have no answer for you but i stopped playing .", "i need some advice from the toreba masters .", "i absolutely love love love cinnamorolls !", "i 'll bite you instead lol � � .", "i got my second package today as well 2 weeks later .", "i 'm in south east asia .", "i 've tried mirrors , pen covers of different kinds , small figurines ...", "i think your your fish would be okay .", "i only bought 1 bunch split amongst 3 tanks so hopefully it 'll grow .", "i do n't have them anymore that was few years back but i 'm too scared to try since .", "i 've been culturing daphnia and there are these small orangy swimming bugs in there as well .", "i 'm going to do that someday .", "i think i 'm done making plans with people with kids .", "i would definitely keep mine if it was a figure .", "i love the little legs !", "i love plushies without mouth", "i 've mine going too in a jar right now .", "i really appreciate your input .", "i 'm one with the leaf .", "i agree with this .", "i do n't understand how they are able to do this and i 'm a little pissed .", "i 'm doing this this year .", "i 'm getting one of those !", "i know they marketed it that way but it really is false information unfortunately .", "i think it looks nice personally .", "i have those but not looking so nice yet .", "i do n't see any velvet .", "i 've about 60 and looking into selling about half of them still sealed in bags .", "i think i remember him picture with a cap correct ?", "i wanted to win this from toreba but was n't able to � �", "i 'll try this the next time � �", "i only bought 1 bunch split amongst 3 tanks so hopefully it 'll grow .", "i 'm like that too but do n't forget to enjoy them as well .", "i stopped playing because it 's so hard to win now and costs so much .", "i ca n't see any fin rot but it 's so chunky .", "i 'm done for the night .", "i think it looks just fine .", "i can see some pineconing on the scales .", "i tried he does n't want to flare .", "i think it 's nice � � � �", "i sometimes cheer for the person in front of me when they spend a lot to win .", "i mean why buy a new tank if you already have one to use .", "i hope someone can help you out .", "i think it 's cute .", "i would n't put friends in .", "i think that 's redundant .", "i bet your betta loves all that extra space .", "i 'm in canada .", "i bet your betta loves all that extra space .", "i try not to play things that i do not want .", "i do n't think so ?", "i just keep the plushies i have won .", "i think you 'd be fine air wise � �", "i 'm like that too but do n't forget to enjoy them as well .", "i use   seachem prime .", "i 'm sorry about the tumor � � .", "i do leave my wisteria floating .", "i 'm jealous you 've so many bettas .", "i hope he lives long and healthy !", "i have one too .", "i 'm so sorry to hear � �", "i thought it would just go to front and back .", "i tried brine shrimp when mine was bloated .", "i 've about 60 and looking into selling about half of them still sealed in bags .", "i assume it 's 7 inches ?", "i just checked the dolphin is out of stock .", "i just keep the plushies i have won .", "i have those but not looking so nice yet .", "i 've been watching my betta , finn 's fin for sometime now particularly his tail ." ]
[ "it may not be big , but it 's my very first christmas tree and i love it ." ]
[ "McFirm" ]
i love that teddy bear lol
kailan123456
[ "i 'd eat cake to that .", "i used to wish there was a way to broadcast our numbers so we could become irl friends .", "i 'm getting terrible mileage in my promaster .", "i got some legit designer stuff for reasonable prices .", "i just never think of it .", "i 'm so confused .", "i 've been eating salted macadamia nuts lately .", "i 'm in the fast lane .", "i 'm sure this will help someone .", "i 'm just a terrible picture taker .", "i 'm sort of newish to reddit so i do n't know how to post a pic .", "i just talk back .", "i just say \" it was lovely seeing / catching up with you .", "i 'm a bit in shock that my van is parked outside .", "i used to do this all the time .", "i was looking for the moth 's outline", "i 've always wondered if the spooning animal pics are real .", "i so love reddit !", "i also just put an ice pack on my neck or back when i 'm hot .", "i just tell the door entrance person i just want to buy popcorn .", "i think of dwight kneeling and holding the microphone , which was apparently improvised .", "i have an android but downloaded another one .", "i 've had a really tough health year too and i 'm looking forward to living life !", "i was going to say \" fork him to death \" until i read this .", "i saw a grown man use the serving spoon to taste something at a grocery store salad bar .", "i 'd suggest a lotion with a mild exfoliant to avoid ingrown hairs and it might help with scarring .", "i love how gentle they are with each other .", "i wo n't use it .", "i 'm speechless and unfortunately i ca n't unsee this ... fascinating picture !", "i 'm so fancy !", "i got excited bc i thought this for real and the subreddit was r / futurology", "i saved , planned and designed it for almost 3 years .", "i have scholiosis and stage 2 degeneration of my lower lumbar curve .", "i love that she 's doing all that while clinging to a corn dog .", "i got a dad joke calendar at a gift exchange .", "i essentially refuse to touch them .", "i would definitely look into it .", "i 'd drop that camera and run to the nearest panic room .", "i feel pretty .", "i was in the king and i with yul brunner when it played in sf theater .", "i do n't use social media much so i was missing the joke .", "i 've been to the desert and never met one of these fellas .", "i never think about that and was truly enjoying the cats sharing .", "i 'd also be curious why they gave me up .", "i died both times .", "i did n't realize there was an app .", "i just consider the tree as the kitty 's present .", "i 'm so sorry that happened to you .", "i actually feel more comfortable showing my feelings , including crying , than i did when i was young .", "i 'd worry i 'd accidentally drown myself ." ]
[ "it may not be big , but it 's my very first christmas tree and i love it ." ]
[ "McFirm" ]
it 's adorable ! a few years ago i got a rosemary one from tj 's . gave me herbs for years .
VanGoJourney
[ "i 've seen this posted on every online gaming forum i 've ever seen , kinda funny really .", "i enjoy 2 shotting people without revenge : d", "i thought the weebs were the neckbeards ?", "i still have flashbacka to popping videos on youtube .... bleghhh .", "i remember playing pc .... *shudders * you guys are brave .", "i think it 's funny how much people get hit by their one and only gap closer .", "i have the feeling he is most peoples favorite character , juat so awesome in so many ways .", "i wish you better luck with the next 100k !", "i had to switch my nat type from moderate to open to get that to stop .", "i like the arid nexus run , for some reason killing skags never gets old :p", "i check on reddit everynow and then to see if they fixed it , have n't been suprised .", "i 'll be super suprised if he was n't rescued off of that rocket .", "i mean op probably gets super hard when he sees traffic ahead of him at a standstill .", "i swaped it for the distance card myself .", "i just meant that killing gael is n't the end of dark souls , because ng+ is a thing", "i usually hate spolers but this is good news , coral drove us crazy .", "i remember when we did n't have to compare our president to putin :/", "i always get headshot when i 'm not dashing as maul , just feels so essential .", "i ca n't remember the last time i died to an invader .", "i 'll be super suprised if he was n't rescued off of that rocket .", "i feel bad being a vanguard .... we get 1k+ scores so often because of minions lol .", "i 'd have to agree with him , anyone can use that weapon haha .", "i really do nt want to think about that .", "i remember it was fun as hell until the meta set in .", "i 'm on xbox and see 1 afk maybe every 5 games or so .", "i mean yeah that s actually pretty good for low level drops .", "i think the card to get rid if would be the 50 % range .", "i have n't seen a single soul say he 's balanced .", "i hope your kid learns this is not how to handle situations like this .", "i stoped playing a month after release once i found out .", "i play console so by default its the worst area in the game unfortunately :(", "i 'm sure they will show us once the game comes out .", "i mean it is called for honor , the bots are just getting into the spirit of the game .", "i like maya the most overall , but melee zero is really fun in small doses .", "i still have n't found an afker ... are you guys playing vs ai with matchmaking on or something ?", "i remember this thread after the trainwreck that was battlefront 1 .", "i do n't play assasins , so i actually get a lot of these messages lol .", "i 'd rather get tossed than tripped tbh , free mount attacks are fun .", "i like maya the most overall , but melee zero is really fun in small doses .", "i love that you actually had to explain this , pretty funny comment chain .", "i could n't imagine playing bl2 with randoms , friends only man .", "i actually did n't know this until yesterday while in freya ult , ymir stopped my ass lol .", "i usually only read the first half of wallotext posts , sorry for confusing you lols .", "i see so many 3 to 4 man pk teams it 's disgusting .", "i know , he 's my main :p . i just like to make fun of the poor guy", "i 've read pretty much all of sandersons books except his ya stuff and skyward .", "i 've never even seen an afk lol .", "i did n't have money to blow last holiday , but do this time around !", "i 'll take calm weather over all 3 , any day .", "i love how the support and tanks out dps the dps classes : d", "i 've never seen it , so op is good .", "i meant my account got banned for 3 days , 5 day 's after i quit those matches .", "i love when i get to fight bad pks to man .", "i wonder why deer are so fucking stupid about their antlers when big steers like this have no problem ?", "i had an orochi say i was n't honorable for ledge killing him .", "i thought it was funny .", "i still have n't gotten all my emerald pokemon to level 100 , still a fun game though .", "i would n't complain if i get blues in crates , how lucky you been op ?", "i 've used both quite a bit and honestly ca n't decide .", "i use the same cards , sadly he dosent have that many good ones .", "i remeber when i tried to make kylo work .", "i do n't agree with him sending the message , but ca nt help but feel his pain .", "i to remember when i thought olive garden and red lobster were high end retrauants ." ]
[ "my friends wanted to see the aqueduct , so we set out on an epic ride to find it . i had only been there once , years before , when another friend took me . i was so happy to find it again !" ]
[ "ride365" ]
nice , i love long distance riding ... the best kind of tired there is :)
playertd
[ "i trust him but he just does n't seem to realize how much worse he makes things .", "i want some of your tots", "i made sure to include her to make you happy .", "i thought the same thing .", "i think that is what they are pointing out .", "i 'm suddenly getting tired of my co - workers .", "i think i need to find this bra now ...", "i hate having to force myself to be friends with her for you .", "i m sorry but it still belongs in a group of \" nope . \"", "i want to hear more of your story .", "i need motivation !", "i think that 's a great use of internet .", "i second this suggestion", "i neeeeed one ! !", "i tell people it 's just badass knitting .", "i have lots of animal experience but uhh ... not like you amazing pros .", "i do n't see a leash .", "i love to make people smile !", "i love fi , you spend time alone with her all the time .", "i go to the ham all the time and grew up there !", "i think i just died a little inside ...", "i made a new workout shirt to help keep me motivated .", "i believe that is a zucchini weenie", "i will delete this pronto !", "i hate his friendship with a girl !", "i think she is doing much better now .", "i 'm totally going to start calling my vagina the finger park .", "i 'm a janitor .", "i hope i can be more like you this year !", "i made \" fried \" pickles and avacado / chickpea ranch .", "i 've been going there most of my life and had no idea we got that here !", "i have great boobs .", "i first noticed a small amount yesterday , but originally thought it was just the last bit of scabbing .", "i want an update .", "i swear i will touch you with my cold toes in the middle of the night ! ! )", "i love when advice comes with a story !", "i never said i personally drank them , lol .", "i cry when you get so excited to get in her car to go to school .", "i am a bit of a reddit newbie but the reactions make me so curious !", "i got a guy to hand me zacky 's pic ! !", "i 'm out of the loop .", "i go to the ham all the time and grew up there !", "i had it happen to me after a surgery and cut the thing myself .", "i do n't think you would ever do that to me .", "i get free college so i can get out of this profession .", "i 'm a third wheel for my boyfriends date .", "i think he needs a bit of a diddle with that bag of drugs .", "i think \" goatpenis \" might not be something they should say at school ...", "i have thoroughly enjoyed this interaction .", "i 've always known .", "i was n't a hugely popular child ...", "i need help from norway !", "i love them !", "i 'm now certain i am a great and powerful person .", "i would totally take pictures for this .", "i 've done anacortes rental properties website as well .", "i bet their back to school special is even more killer .", "i only , know what a crumpet is because of borderlands .", "i do n't bat an eye .", "i see what you 're trying to do !", "i 'm oretty sure the treadmill is my actual arch nemesis .", "i have tried to go above and beyond to try to be supportive of this .", "i can help !", "i thought she was holding up one finger to say \" one minute .", "i can show you sources of polio killing people . \"", "i thought it was church 's chicken lol", "i think this is my new favorite .", "i am so close to being below 200 again .", "i never said i personally drank them , lol .", "i do n't even like to sit on a toilet that 's still warm from someone 's ass ...", "i just want you to know someone appreciates your hank hill nod .", "i like chip .", "i just want to tell you how much i appreciate how your \" fucked \" is actually up .", "i was being generous with the numbers .", "i tell people you can be \" green \" or you can be \" clean \" .", "i feel the shame .", "i second this .", "i totally thought that intel logo was a box of tampons ...", "i know you would n't pay to get crabs anyways .", "i know i would n't stand a chance if it did actually bother me .", "i would have loved this .", "i really want to learn to sew !", "i 'm sure the rifle pointed at him had nothing tp do with it .", "i 'm glad she did n't get to go .", "i would happily take two !", "i know that boyfriend of mine gon na want it", "i just annoy her . \"", "i do n't think you 're cheating .", "i can do any sort of workout and not get any bounce .", "i 'm in need of something nerdy like that .", "i just want to see freddie sing with queen .", "i do n't care what size it is i will pay for it and pay for shipping !", "i had to google the elevator of blood .", "i get that .", "i like ccccoocaine !", "i 've never seen them so small tho .", "i have noticed they all have funky yellow teeth .", "i had just told you how miserable that whole dinner was and you got mad at me .", "i 'm a janitor .", "i feel stuck ." ]
[ "my mother has had severe hearing loss for the majority of her life . last weekend marked the first weekend that she has been able to truly hear since she was a little girl ." ]
[ "popless" ]
that dance at the end was awesome !
ItGetsAwkward
[ "i 'm not sure , but all it does is randomly collapse roofs", "i spawned outside of said lab , does that count ?", "i 'm pretty proud .", "i would have accepted getting banned for that reason on paradise or something , but hippie ?", "i know , i was just making a joke", "i insist that you stop what you are doing this instant , young man !", "i remember being a ghost during that round .", "i think these guys got lost on their way to a feast .", "i successfully defended my 1-man colony against a 9 man raid", "i 'd like the cover system to be fleshed out", "i mean , at least we 'll get to play rimworld irl , right ?", "i thought it was tg .", "i mean , at least we 'll get to play rimworld irl , right ?", "i have the best sleep then , for some reason .", "i 'm just trying to get enough cash to buy my first destroyer .", "i 'm not sure what you said , but cdda is a roguelike , rng is a staple of roguelikes", "i 'll be your hero !", "i 'll read the shit out of it .", "i need some modding ideas" ]
[ "my mother has had severe hearing loss for the majority of her life . last weekend marked the first weekend that she has been able to truly hear since she was a little girl ." ]
[ "popless" ]
damn man . this just makes you appreciate the small things we take for granted .
oussamarer
[ "i ’m a cs grad student .", "i had a tough time trying to say dock dog .", "i ’ve gotten a mail about an incident , but could somebody tell me what it is ?", "i ’d nope the hell outta that place", "i do n’t care if it ’s a repost .", "i have so much love for dogs that i have n’t seen in real life .", "i ’m not sure why this is being down voted", "i ’m guessing the ball is punctured", "i grew a pair of balls and told a few of them to get off the footpath .", "i do n’t understand why i ’m so damn happy for this kid .", "i remember seeing this on twitter !", "i ’m curious to know how does one change from rails admin to active admin .", "i saw a few cars pass by and have the same question", "i ’ll be in chennai for 2 weeks .", "i do n’t use facebook so i ’m not sure how this works .", "i do n’t find an icloud option in the watch app", "i am interested .", "i purchased a thunderbolt to usb c adapter and connected my air to the pro .", "i ’m from corvallis .", "i wish i had someone cheer like that for me .", "i thought this was a djoke", "i ’m from corvallis !", "i ’ve been reading a lot about admin interfaces like rails admin and active admin .", "i ’ve just created one now . js-learners.slack.com", "i could watch this all day", "i ’m interested in the st201 book .", "i ’ve seen that blue dot mostly appear on iphones", "i ’m from oregon and thought i ’d visit seattle for the next few days .", "i have recently been to chennai and they are accepting the coins there .", "i want him to be on the ellen show .", "i have used it in the metro .", "i ’ve seen some grad students struggle with it .", "i learned how to implement linear regression in python .", "i ’ve gotten a mail about an incident , but could somebody tell me what it is ?", "i love how she ’s squeezing the cubs belly", "i ’ve seen quite a few replies here and thought this might not be a bad idea", "i hope you can help .", "i specifically want to be able to drag a window from one screen to the next .", "i wish i knew much more .", "i ’ll buy you lunch !" ]
[ "my husband and i have become long - term foster carers for two sisters aged 11 and 12 , both students of mine at primary school . our lives have changed completely and we love it ." ]
[ "yeahnahay" ]
such a nice thing to do .
godspeedone
[ "i m starting to regret it though .", "i chose sugar puffs � �", "i laughed at this lmao good thing you saved it", "i ’m really disappointed now :/", "i was wondering if anyone on this sub owns the palette and if so how do you like it ?", "i hope you get help soon", "i ’ve ran through three of these in the past 6 months .", "i m on my way to panning this too", "i was prescribed the 0.25 % zinc pyrithione , 1 % clindamycin , and 4 % niacinimide .", "i think basemental drugs is still broken for now", "i love the lavender on the bottom of the outer portion of your eye !", "i needed a chemical exfoliator in my life and 2 . i get a few whiteheads .", "i actually want some of my sims to have acne", "i loveeee this art style", "i know everyone is different though so i just wanted to know what people prefer .", "i own the morphe 35b and have nt touched it since this one came in the mail .", "i do nt know what i expected when i came to this thread but it was nt this", "i loved this sunscreen but it ran out so quick that i just did nt have time to keep repurchasing", "i use it with the simple kind to skin moisturizer and it layers amazing", "i just do nt care that much .", "i ’ve heard her say in one of her videos that it can also be used on the face", "i run through thayers and that rose water spray like crazy", "i do think they did have her video in mind when doing that ad to be honest .", "i always say white christmas , then san junipero , then playtest", "i realized that the acne scars i hate the most would never go away if i did nt start", "i feel this one", "i run through these super quick", "i skip over jackie aina ’s sponsors because they ’re usually long and right in the beginning of the video", "i was gon na recommend this .", "i just cringed so hard", "i had no idea i could change my game up that much with mccc !", "i hope you get help soon", "i had little bruising and mine faded within 2 weeks !", "i know some people are tired of the whole shade range discussion but it is that serious .", "i need to try pixelade though !", "i m so glad this is coming from the perspective of a black woman", "i wanted to see who else out there has the same prescription i do and what there experience was .", "i use micellar water as a makeup remover , then after cleansing i apply thayers as a toner .", "i finished this sunscreen way too quick .", "i hope this really works .", "i let it go and just bought some new brow products .", "i was just using this highlighter earlier wondering when i m going to hit pan", "i skipped the entire sponsorship , and i hated that part when she defended her powder thing .", "i never see juvias place pans in here .", "i would wear winged eyeliner and mascara everyday in 9th grade .", "i want alissa ashley to show jackie some eyeshadow techniques badly", "i pair it with the maybelline fit me concealer for a natural makeup day .", "i love how you have a nice sized pan in the black ! !", "i think its so cute how involved you ’ve been in in the response to bandersnatch over the internet .", "i give them all negative traits and then you can do mean interactions with every sim you come across .", "i m crying omg", "i really wish companies would get it together and be fair to everyone .", "i ’ve been watching keeyuh a lot lately .", "i rub / massage until some of it is absorbed and then warm my hands up and pat .", "i was obsessing over my pores in my t - zone yesterday .", "i am crying at this", "i ca nt focus on any fucking thing for the life of me .", "i m tired of this trend :( i do nt think the wet look is possible for 4b/4c .", "i stipple it on with a flat foundation brush , then go over with a beauty blender", "i was just starting to get into her .", "i hateeee how they ’re heavy with concealer .", "i m dark skin , nw48 for reference .", "i m still following through w/ my routine though because consistency = results", "i was glad when i finished this up .", "i love this sim , but god i hate the dark skin tones by maxis � �", "i just completed this aspiration .", "i ’d do bronzer , a neutral orangish cut crease , and a pink lip", "i hear constantly that shape tape is not for dry under eyes .", "i did nt think it was that serious and i really needed to be on birth control .", "i feel as though having the implant has made my depression worse in away ?", "i gasped when i read this", "i ’ve had better experience with other bha products" ]
[ "my husband and i have become long - term foster carers for two sisters aged 11 and 12 , both students of mine at primary school . our lives have changed completely and we love it ." ]
[ "yeahnahay" ]
the way the toys are hung make me happy i do nt know why . congrats :)
jukkujak
[ "i 'd love to hear that from a stranger .", "i wish my last whiskey aged as good as you ..", "i do n't think that the stars and planets do n't have a part in our life .", "i would n't be surprised to see that rap name again .", "i see it a lot but do n't know .", "i do n't write comment on popular posts , because who the fock scrolls down that far .", "i hope your bush is n't in this condition ..", "i work in the surgery room , but fuck me .", "i wish i laughed at the joke .. no need to be ashamed my dear friend .", "i do n't speak chinese but this is probably about him having a small penis ?", "i had a nice thought about them behaving though .", "i would n't think that .", "i know it can be a struggle when it comes naming .", "i see what you did there .", "i see you 're a man of culture as well .", "i agree with that:- )", "i 'm never first at anything .", "i once had an affair with op 's mother .", "i would have laughed , while saying ' dayum ' along the way .", "i wonder why .", "i understood a little bit about caution but other than that ... nothing : -d", "i will not make it legal .", "i 'm sure he 's proud of you and how you fight depression .", "i did n't think racism is an issue there .", "i do n't follow politics , it only gives me the headaches , the constant lies and broken promises .", "i 'm proud of this subreddit .", "i 'm not gay or anything but i 'd rather fuck the jewish one .", "i work in the surgery room , but fuck me .", "i 'm not a dog eater but i got hungry as fuck .", "i like the way you implied that one of your cats , haha .", "i always wanted to join a cult ..", "i do n't like thought of putting them on , but damn r / ofcoursethatsathing", "i like your window , it 's much more interesting than you are .", "i see you 're a man of culture as well .", "i mean more than one for a gun .", "i mean in a sense , that it hold you back in any way in further intercourses .", "i see , thank you for clarifying .", "i got to half of it , pretty interesting though my eyes are shutting down .", "i have n't been active regarding anime in the past 3 or 4 years except shingeki no kyojin .", "i thought about being perverse and molesting , but apparently being rich is also one .", "i see , makes sense .", "i know the feel of wanting to break free from society .", "i hope i do n't come across someone , who mentions a buzzfeed article ..", "i get it .", "i could smell your armpit through my phone .", "i read as cock , made me smile .", "i mean .. damn", "i will do my best .", "i will continue with it tomorrow .", "i do n't know which is cheaper , the thing you pulled with the paper or your hair game .", "i always thought , there are taboos , but i always tend to be mistaken ..", "i 'll have a steak , well done ..", "i mean , you 're right .", "i know a man of culture , when i see one .", "i like the your word choice of * trick * it gives an innocent vibe to the story ." ]
[ "my husband and i have become long - term foster carers for two sisters aged 11 and 12 , both students of mine at primary school . our lives have changed completely and we love it ." ]
[ "yeahnahay" ]
how did you come to take care of them ? just curious , anyway awsome pic , really captures the vibe of having children . :-) you are good people .
Ian_Str8
[ "i thought this was really good .", "i did n't care for her as a follower , but i love her voice .", "i agreed with the bored one 1,000.00 %", "i have not watched the nba since the 1980 's .", "i use richard at manmur on hillsborough street .", "i have told my daughters if they just showed up married - no ceremony , etc .", "i would n't work there for 2.5 million a year !", "i used to take my kids to harris lake and bass fish from shore .", "i have never seen one of these either .", "i bet you can get hands on experience cleaning up isis .", "i would have done the same thing .", "i would go with williams as well .", "i have been three times and would go back in a heart beat .", "i was 28 .", "i help people legally keep more of the money they make .", "i agree with - no .", "i am a hurricanes fan , but this post is accurate .", "i have read that you should not have more than 150 facebook friends .", "i liked your first paragraph ...", "i use dr . tyson in cary .", "i dedicate one drawer to this and one only .", "i just want to go out and play .", "i do n't go to night clubs .", "i thought the survey was a pos .", "i was gon na say cookout but it 's been taken !", "i wondered if alaskan air was comparable or an older plane without this extra .", "i also had a poor experience with them and would never recommend them to anyone .", "i agree with your guest .", "i use capital one as well with the delta airline card as the backup ...", "i sent him to the slog and gave him a job .", "i agree with zero .", "i understand that ....", "i do n't think your mom has been up front with you .", "i have a hard time with the age range 17/18 to 27/28 .", "i help people achieve their business and financial goals .", "i agree with this .", "i do n't have insurance .", "i disagree with \" all \" . i would say \" most \" . :-)", "i 'm at 400 dives give / take 15 .", "i agree with this and reason # 3 .", "i second the motion ....", "i have had my primary mask for 16 years .", "i would say that once you are in your late 70 's you are getting a little old .", "i agree with this .", "i was able to afford braces and get my teeth fixed when i was 33 years old .", "i use dr . tyson .", "i found three there while walking the dog .", "i do n't like them either !", "i have an unopened 1992 edition \" upper deck \" box of baseball cards .", "i got one on an egg hatch and one at the rey 's parking lot in cary .", "i do this when ever i find a mining helmet", "i am in the southeast .", "i know a guy that was 83 .", "i would go to southern utah ... bryce arches grand canyon zion", "i know two mail order brides personally .", "i went back when i was 28 .", "i use donnie at autolife", "i would do b , but i would skip london and either do normandy or the loire .", "i have affectionately named it theodore .", "i have done many 1031 's for retirees that have a rental property .", "i think that she is pretty good .", "i was going to recommend the dorcas thrift shop ....", "i have been to st kitts .", "i would change .", "i thought your answer deserved a crude response .", "i hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are .", "i have one .", "i agree that it 's easier said than done .", "i thought the duck foot was sort of a waste .", "i would probably go to either cozumel or isla mujeres .", "i have no ideal if he is by .", "i have taken the rdu - london flight four times .", "i have read that it is about 8,000 feet deep , but i have not personally measured it .", "i would not keep him .", "i agree with colorado .", "i have quite a nest egg in my hsa .", "i scuba dive so bonaire is a good choice .", "i would stick a wad of chewed chewing gum in her hair .", "i agree with this .", "i like lay 's potato chips", "i have done that trip .", "i had someone like this .", "i thought it was 263 killed .", "i recently flew to bonaire on a refurbished delta jet with these and it was sweet .", "i use richard at man - mur .", "i agree on removing objective .", "i agree with this comment", "i do n't give a poop what people think .", "i have my doubts about college .", "i scuba dive .", "i always ignored him .", "i would have said that i had been interviewing and left it at that .", "i hated barbas and got rid of him asap .", "i would not trade faulk straight up for hall .", "i use donnie at autolife .", "i has serious issues with them overcharging me .", "i agree , the cma would probably serve the op better than becoming a cpa", "i do n't blame him in the least .", "i would have told the manager to fuck off .", "i keep my phone number in my wallet ." ]
[ "i have a job interview today ! i 'm preparing to defend my thesis for a master 's degree in chemistry . today i 'm interviewing for a job to begin after the defense , and on top of it all , i 'm only two months away from getting married . i 'm nervous but very excited at the same time ." ]
[ "lkjf" ]
hope everything went well .
deputydan_scubaman
[ "i did n't even know they still made cds .", "i m a athaleet", "i heard that 's a thing with them", "i 've had some long strong rides after smoking cigs ... ramps up the adrenaline", "i go with 3 seconds .", "i think he got one foot on", "i see others disagree , shockingly .", "i learned that years ago .", "i fail to see ... . . yeah , we know .", "i 've seen this work on various people", "i will allow you to pretend to not tease me with your skintight comfort pants", "i ai nt got time fo ' dat .", "i 've always found the truth at the bottom of the 500 comment threads .", "i have a tt bike and love taking regular kick ass rides on it .", "i 'm not watching your troll shit", "i was hoping for something more like", "i 've been way happier than that uncountable times and i believe there are still more to come", "i try to stay in stage 1", "i 'd like to never hear from you or anyone in that post ever again .", "i used to think that too .", "i hate ggg .", "i 'm not sure either .", "i 've got my own father .", "i learnt that years ago", "i mean , i 'm sure somebody has thought this before .", "i 'm sure there 's more to the story .", "i knew from day 1 that shit was an inside job", "i 'm guessing hungarian and french", "i 'm not .", "i ca n't believe no one is riding lupine .", "i need to see the front end", "i prefer that to this actually being a legit post .", "i have not learned that yet", "i ca n't believe this only has 3,648 downvotes", "i 'm gettin some .", "i would say more like fbi", "i have , i did , and i was n't even fat to start .", "i 'll take things a homo would say for $ 12,000 , alex .", "i thought that was the dad .", "i am a free man !", "i still have n't learned it .", "i 'd say this is the exact opposite of that", "i 'll believe it when we go there again", "i thought clapton rocked .", "i do n't think it has a lot to say about the hive mind .", "i ca n't believe you chumps are buying into this obvious marketing scheme", "i actually do care .", "i hope this does n't change anything .", "i wish i had more than one penis for you .", "i really wish it was n't either", "i bet that chick 's body was hot 6 years ago", "i 'd shoot some gravy in you .", "i guess it only means something if you brag about it to strangers .", "i always liked him .", "i came to ask about dear old leonard myself , also , were n't the pa tribe the susqhehannock ?", "i 'm not , and i did n't even watch it _ ! _", "i 'm am shocked .", "i feel bad for you and your future moments .", "i think their $ 4b came from a huge 1 time chunk % sale of alibaba .", "i prefer slammed stems and parallel to top tube handlebars : \\", "i am your father", "i got 12 at the bank the other day .", "i 'm a performance artist who defaces real art with spraypaint to make people confront loss .", "i noticed that too .", "i know ... why do n't they change that ?", "i did , and came here to post what you did", "i 'll believe it when i have liquid glass sprayed on a bunch of shit i own .", "i do n't see . . i see", "i 'm guessing the 50 cm did n't have a sloping toptube ?", "i know ... fuckin ' _ bitches _", "i just did n't post it until you came forward .", "i wonder if anyone involved with the show can give me $ 10000 .", "i laffed so horridly i fucking shit mah pants .", "i would lower and level that saddle .", "i 'd say , yeah , another typically brave overly re - stated reddit opinion .", "i thought it was bad with 18 year olds .", "i think your dad know better than you , and one day you 'll realize that .", "i do n't need to know about it ... answer it for yourself , and do n't post about it", "i am truly sorry for you .", "i know you are n't .", "i saw right through it right away .", "i believe in pa it is 11 years of continous uninterupted upkeep ... that 's pretty tight", "i had to upvote this to displace the other bullshit posts .", "i knew someone who was 6'6 \" 125 - he was skinny - he was also 18 at the time", "i 'm saying the government does not want more john lennons", "i think it was a bike mod killed", "i 'm calling bs on the cop story .", "i watched this yesterday linked off that mentos rocket bottle fail vid", "i meant on the shoulder out of the lane .", "i figured you would know that reddit would appreciate it .", "i hope he 's straightened his shit out since then", "i thought it came from the planets .", "i think \" friends \" should post there own shit", "i think a lot of a post 's placement has to do with timing and luck .", "i probably have seen that but forgot about it .", "i am hoping that every one starts reading more fucking articles .", "i was trying to find a % that was the same % pron ! , but could n't", "i know she 's going to just stop existing one day . . in this realm , yes .", "i am the best .", "i might have to check that out" ]
[ "police officer cites and releases man for stealing school supplies for his kids then uses his own money to buy food for the guy 's family . via reddit.com ." ]
[ "Ashex" ]
stealing school supplies ?
RonaldFuckingPaul
[ "i made out with lady gaga if that counts for anything .", "i 'd suggest posting some before and afters and linking them to this thread .", "i have the .40c version and i absolutely love it .", "i 've partied many a night in that place .", "i 'm no expert , but would it be possible to replace the suspension ?", "i have a shoot coming up in des moines !", "i 'm listening to it through itunes .", "i 'll keep you updated .", "i do nt eat meat and this looks amazing .", "i ninja edited that shit .", "i think people forget how happy cash can make them feel .", "i had this same issue last month .", "i 'm honestly happy for you .", "i use it instead of chemical fabric softener .", "i hope everyone 's ready for another market crash .", "i assume you restored it ?", "i was referring to the topless girl in the mask .", "i always wished that anonymous would use max headroom as their face .", "i 'm not sure .", "i 'd love to see the original !", "i 'm intrigued ... post it .", "i have a friend in echo park who can help you out .", "i do n't think these guys give two fucks about their heritage .", "i actually moved just a block away from where it took place .", "i don see swingers .", "i want to give a shoutout to r / gumshoes which exists for exactly this purpose .", "i want to original .", "i have a one day shoot coming up- just interviews and on the fly content .", "i 'm using safari 5.0.2", "i 'm surprised it 's even legal considering all the sanctions we have against venezuela .", "i want your top 5 restaurants .", "i grew up eating just globs of cream cheese on sliced white bread .", "i believe this site was created by a redditor roughly two years ago .", "i 've seen other \" t \" entries .", "i 'm looking for an ak now .", "i believe you still need to get an m 1 license and take the test .", "i 'm gon na take a day and upload tons of stuff .", "i believe they call it \" cheese food \"", "i 'll fly in :)", "i honestly doubt it with seager coming back this year .", "i did the same .", "i 'll watch that movie .", "i assume mostly payment to architect and structural engineer ?", "i normally find these videos pretty lame , but this was pretty moving .", "i 'm a forum member already .", "i 'm looking to purchase one for my girlfriend .", "i 'm sorry .", "i could n't last 30 seconds .", "i have the same worry and family history .", "i do n't understand why this is an issue and why government is getting involved ...", "i really enjoy it there , but it 's not on the shortlist .", "i 'm sorry that your father passed away .", "i saw this movie .", "i hope it gives you fantastic dreams !", "i assume you contacted their lost and found department right ?", "i just looked the up on yelp .", "i rescued him .", "i never understood this phenomenon / trend .", "i love the no upper cabinets look but does n’t it limit your storage space too much ?", "i 'm assuming there is , and they disobeyed it .", "i 'm doing a quick mix for a rough cut on a project i 'm doing .", "i can photoshop something semi nice if you want some help .", "i 'll purée those together and test it out .", "i 'll be bringing my mossberg 500 with me on sunday .", "i guess every penny counts or something .", "i preferred his videos he did for razer music with steve duda .", "i say this while working off a 2 tb hard drive that ’s not backed up ....", "i wonder what company got the contract to make this ballot , and how many millions they received .", "i take full responsibility .", "i was skeptical at first , but after trying rally crane , i 'm a believer .", "i was implying terrorism because it can be considered a ' chemical weapon ' .", "i have a new favorite animal now .", "i was in line at porto ’s for 30 minutes for a tuna sandwich today .", "i 've been procrastinating on it for a while , but now sounds like the perfect time :)", "i feel so much safer now .", "i need your help ...", "i think you speak for yourself .", "i 'm all for transparency especially within such a small community .", "i am as well .", "i 've been thinking about this all day .", "i guess it 's way more fun to submit a link .", "i propose a miata meetup", "i 'm in the hollywood area .", "i 'm switching as soon as they add rtas , au and aax support .", "i recently discovered this station and it 's all i listen to .", "i 'm asking what do you mean by silver back .", "i 'm going to read your review on my lunchbreak and then hit you up with some questions !", "i never saw a follow up .", "i just told him you said that .", "i 'll scan it for science tomorrow .", "i hope this catches on .", "i believe she was a sophomore at emerson college .", "i like sugarfish but their rice is so damn hot which fucks with my sushi .", "i 'm a little farklempt , talk amongst yourselves .", "i love curb , but man ... this was mediocre at best .", "i 'll take sweaty hipster underpants over my hand any day .", "i heard flood salvage is a strong stay away .", "i do n't pass on a golden chance like that .", "i have awful att reception in my apartment .", "i prefer to put a sizable bounty on her head and watch everyone else flock in for the cash ." ]
[ "police officer cites and releases man for stealing school supplies for his kids then uses his own money to buy food for the guy 's family . via reddit.com ." ]
[ "Ashex" ]
via reddit ? what the hell does that mean ?
glowinthedark
[ "i think utah will kick some usc ass .", "i want mine to be a bit more active .", "i guess their point is that it 's not very much ?", "i would argue by lot .", "i 'd say it 's sooner than that .", "i 'm not sure e - voting will ever have security and a sense of legitimacy .", "i do n't see the point in the \" 90-day challenge \" , to be honest .", "i think they 're hideous and symbols of conquest .", "i think it 's pretty clear .", "i 've seen plenty of your comments here and i 'm fed up .", "i read that in haaretz before maher said anything about it .", "i agree with you .", "i wish all blocks ended in buildings with rounded corners like this .", "i do n't know .", "i 'm an atheist , mate .", "i 'm sure it 's on netflix .", "i do n't drink any of that shit .", "i got banned for one comment asking if it was a joke sub .", "i know dude .", "i just threw up so hard .", "i know i 'm not .", "i also dropped lsu down a bit .", "i 'm tired of hearing people say that the american people are afraid of health care reform .", "i 've lived here all my life .", "i had the foresight , too , because * i actually watch college football * .", "i ... do n't think that 's quite how it works .", "i just realized my roommate does that .", "i used to do this at work for the same reason .", "i liked synecdoche , new york .", "i have , of course .", "i never even watched alf .", "i stickied this post .", "i do understand why someone would do that .", "i bet kentucky is just the dirtiest program ever .", "i ca n't look at it .", "i 'd rather we beat the giants .", "i think it 's probably easier and more effective to just ban them .", "i 'm a moron , too .", "i often root for underdogs .", "i know what i 'm talking about .", "i 'm just pointing out that your phrase does n't make sense .", "i think that 's the point .", "i really do n't think applewhite could ever do something like that to us .", "i 'm not talking about what muslims believe or what mosques teach , but rather what the books say .", "i do not think it means what you think it means .", "i wish there were more women like you .", "i 'm not as enamored with blake griffin as everyone else .", "i 'm an introvert .", "i think it 's pretty catchy .", "i bet it was you .", "i do n't like that mouth .", "i did n't say there was n't a difference .", "i thought you were some fanatical muslim for a second there .", "i just did .", "i like my architecture relatively - normal - looking , but classy .", "i hope felix starts .", "i 'm guessing that 's meant to be tongue in cheek .", "i guess the internet got him fired .", "i mean real wooden logs .", "i read the newspaper every day , bro .", "i had one of those back in the day .", "i thought it was amazing .", "i do n't .", "i do n't think it 's even possible to be a 9th generation texan .", "i do n't know , but it looks shopped .", "i do n't really know , to be honest .", "i 'm so damn tired of this debate .", "i think everyone should be paid the same .", "i think he tried to find the worst qb he could so he 'd end up with andrew luck .", "i wanna kick soccer balls into all their faces .", "i feel like government scientists would look at this and chuckle at their paltry attempts at ion propulsion .", "i was calling you out for being a weathist dickhead .", "i remember it so vividly .", "i do n't care how good he is on defense .", "i 'm not a big fan of the gadsden flag , tbh .", "i had no idea the breakfast taco was so regional .", "i do n't know .", "i only know what i 've read .", "i was going for djokovic .", "i do n't think that 's the case .", "i know , right ?", "i do n't think it 's a matter of \" learning \" .", "i do n't see how we could possibly be blamed for that .", "i read that as i was putting chili into my mouth .", "i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills seeing that rotten tomatoes score .", "i do n't trust google at all .", "i did n't say it was in the past month , bro .", "i do n't think you know what i describe .", "i do n't think we should publicize violence .", "i 'm 30 .", "i 'm saying what i think the role of prison is .", "i would n't be so sure of that .", "i do n't remember ever seeing that before .", "i do n't think obama 's got anything to do with this , to be honest .", "i think we should have a new self post image to comport with our new design .", "i think it 's better when you have seats all around .", "i think you 're kind of a psychopath , dude .", "i can see us starting to believe .", "i think it 's funny how he treats the south like some kind of alien world .", "i 'm not asking what you like watching ." ]
[ "police officer cites and releases man for stealing school supplies for his kids then uses his own money to buy food for the guy 's family . via reddit.com ." ]
[ "Ashex" ]
it ’s just what we do to take care of each other .
cometparty
[ "i 'm not exactly sure what constitues a new england snack but i will try to find some .", "i 'm picturing dave chappelle baby popping out eyyy wtf you doing nigga ? ? ? ? ?", "i hoped for the last guardian but i did hear something about a key person leaving the company", "i was gon na order an lfa but on their site they said it 's sold out .", "i do n't understand why they pulled that option .", "i think it 's time for something new .", "i have waze and i thought it was for cameras only", "i do n't like the way the regular or other scopes zoom", "i just found this band on deezer and listened to a 10 minute track", "i literally loled out loud at $ 700", "i think the guy was dead", "i never let a statue tell me how nice i am b", "i need c3 players , pls hit me up , pls", "i steal from them regularly", "i guess sarcasm does n't fly with some people .", "i knew i should 've gotten here sunnah", "i 'm waiting anxiously .", "i applaud you but the problem is in op 's scenario , the guy was actually guilty .", "i came in here thinking it was shittyadvice damnit", "i have become a monster in the demo , i will get first place every time , with any species", "i have it for ps3 and you can talk only to your squad which is at least something", "i will be appealing for sure .", "i 'm not but i 've lived in the us for the past 20 years haha", "i know people who get angry when people just say salaam instead of the whole thing .", "i did n't make this , it was posted a while back", "i just sold some of my old ps2 games , what 's that now ?", "i remember buying warranty for the ps3 sony headset .", "i remember anytime they played it on tnt i 'd watch all of it , i love that movie .", "i think he needs to make offline the origin", "i ca n't see shit , stupid op post close ups before i lose it", "i saw one when i was younger , 113 north latitude", "i 've heard about adjusting before but do n't know how it works", "i agree with some of your points but it 's pretty pointless if you 've never played the game itself", "i 'm astonished at the skills of people copy pasting directly from wikipedia", "i only have tlou on 3", "i hope all of them crash together in a fiery tornado", "i 'm only really looking at these two because of rwd .", "i meant to write weather buy drunk", "i would , but you should read this story .", "i just finished reading nineteen eighty four and all this is too coincidental .", "i got stuck at the player info window , wtf was that ?", "i need to create large storefront signs on my phone .", "i thought you were gon na say . it would be somewhat like being allergic to hot sauce .", "i literally live within a thousand feet of 3 gamestops , they shut one down last year", "i learned about this while visiting miami .", "i could just get a win7 laptop or a macbook and i 'm good", "i 'm not your boyfriend", "i got a nice 14 mm for you", "i thought iw did all that shit to prevent piracy ?", "i use skype because i have no viable alternative to making quick international calls .", "i might be crazy but i heard 17k", "i can tell you for sure that this happened as a direct result of islamic influence .", "i do n't lift heavy objects bitch", "i need people for domination like right now", "i own my 360 and ps3 games , i can sell them whenever i please lol", "i bought an e30 to learn manual , do the corvette !", "i refuse to believe english blacks say fam .", "i ca n't really picture it", "i got arrested with .16 and my friend got .28", "i do n't like a game , so i 'm gon na call the community a bad one", "i heard it did get kinda hot for a minute", "i daily my vintage t6 , life is too short", "i though she was in the plane crash with jfk jr ?", "i enjoy part 2 from time to time , have n't played gt5 in months , looking forward to fm4", "i understand your other points , but the fact that it can make phone calls is not a disadvantage", "i 'm fucking hungry", "i stopped seeing her before her birthday and i never went back to her house", "i accept your offer for a trade for my late model", "i 'm not caucasian , i 'm brown and have mostly lived in nyc since i was 12 .", "i fell asleep , this guy needs to learn how to drive from this guy .", "i agree but not in millions .", "i will never question their decision to throw my tv over the fence from now on", "i make it up to adobe by using acrobat reader and not foxit", "i live near corona , what now ?", "i also have super rocket powered battle cars , which has a \" soccer with cars \" multiplayer mode .", "i quicly start reading shampoo and medicine labels", "i do n't see no tears b", "i 'm gon na find you if you change that color", "i do n't know yo , i watched goodfellas .", "i 'm guessing he works for mgm grand , nice hotel , and a direct competition to caesar 's", "i 'm assuming you 've watched the promotional shorts they made for mk9 ?", "i went in with a dislocated shoulder , they billed me for $ 1200 .", "i like how bmw puts shift down on top .", "i am sorry about the state of elizabeth , godspeed", "i mean why go through all that trouble installing another is right ?", "i 've never seen that before , what is it ?", "i put grip with sleight of hand", "i forgive that mofo just based on those ass shots", "i needs more episodes of brotherhood", "i thought we were rounding down to the nearest nickel ?", "i knew i should 've gotten here sunnah", "i recommend the remake of the painted veil .", "i 'm gon na pistolwhip the next person who says the e word", "i asked the dealer how much and he said you ca n't buy it , not for sale .", "i liked classical music on vinyl", "i was sad when i did n't see a free bikes sign", "i would gild but times is rough and tough like leather", "i 'm not really in a place where i can push start the car .", "i meant it 's trippin", "i rented the regular one and it 's awesome" ]
[ "police officer cites and releases man for stealing school supplies for his kids then uses his own money to buy food for the guy 's family . via reddit.com ." ]
[ "Ashex" ]
fucking pig , lock this fucker up
BoonTobias
[ "i 'll try .", "i have a 20/25 year old tv , display says brt2 .", "i remember it , but you could find it by searching for bow , and sort by new .", "i think it best translates as water .", "i think it should be , _ turkey", "i just lost to a whole bunch of them ...", "i have n't been able to view any list .", "i 'll make it look like an accident .", "i did n't say anything .", "i 'm not a native speaker , but should n't it be * has * ?", "i only got 13 .", "i 've removed it .", "i 'm sorry .", "i find it disturbing that i know this .", "i found your problem .", "i 'm belgian .", "i still clicked on the rebel icon over that number left of the thumbnail .", "i have no idea , i 'm just a copy / paster .", "i now have 4 complete sets of cutlery .", "i blame you for my fucked up sleep schedule .", "i 've got reloadevery on my browser .", "i have missed that one .", "i denied the holocaust .", "i have a stone that keeps tigers away .", "i never get to see images on tinypic .", "i was taking a sleep .", "i believe there 's a shrub there now .", "i 'm sincerely sorry for removing this one .", "i would if i could .", "i always have to laugh when belgians speak english .", "i somehow really hope so .", "i 'm on mobile and too lazy to do that rn .", "i told myself to mention that , but that made me rather forget it than actually do it .", "i think it 's in settings .", "i once have been to an away game with four other people .", "i really do .", "i prefer dancing ladies .", "i 've fixed the same issue by recreating the guild .", "i actually googled for a picture , and i chuckled when i saw it .", "i 'm pretty sure this was the last champions league game for this ref .", "i 'm trying .", "i actually tried to prevent giving them extra traffic .", "i tried this two days ago for a couple of games .", "i guess it falls directly on top of the already existing deck then .", "i thought \" left \" .", "i 'm sorry i was unaware of this club 's existence .", "i 'll play him .", "i 'm having a beer !", "i 'll go drown my sorrows now .", "i think he was just trolling .", "i laughed at the second link and the top comment .", "i believe in his case he 's on a holiday .", "i call fake on this one .", "i thought it was an old map and included rbc .", "i thought it was windsor .", "i think this is it :", "i have the same processor .", "i saw that video a couple of years ago .", "i guarantee it 's german .", "i 'm going outside .", "i learned that those hostages had to wait another year .", "i installed it , and no balls show up .", "i 'd try that .", "i 've always wanted d2o ' sinking ' ice cubes .", "i 'm sorry i did n't realize i was going against the circlejerk .", "i think the neighbours cat did it .", "i play starcraft 2 , gta 3/4 and path of exile at the moment .", "i hope he has a very large cage .", "i could n't find it , assuming the poster had removed it .", "i 'm gon na bitch about repost .", "i thought i was being trolled with that first picture and answer .", "i ca n't stand penalties .", "i 'm no chef , but that looks amazing to me .", "i 'll give it a better look .", "i suspect it has something to do with items with gems .", "i bet your neighbours love you .", "i think we need a little break", "i 've still removed it because of it .", "i have n't been able to check the /new list for a couple of days .", "i 've removed it .", "i always use those to make potions .", "i hope you do n't have pets .", "i give a fuck .", "i ca n't figure out what it is .", "i think the scratches are gone by then .", "i did n't deal with the boss , only the janitor .", "i could n't find it myself either ... /u / wolfosaurus did .", "i thought elephants had tusks to defend themself .", "i 'm not too worried about it .", "i almost feel sorry for ronaldo .", "i looked at the pictures , and i think he likes men in tight pants more .", "i mean , you can add salt later if there is n't enough .", "i 've made a lightweight sv with all the conveniences of a small base .", "i believe this is near urk , which is also protected by the afsluitdijk .", "i assume this is a mirror : .", "i 've been looking for a lighter i 've been keeping in my hand for an hour ...", "i 'm dutch , and you both suck !", "i 'm puzzled .", "i did n't know this one .", "i love msg ." ]
[ "police officer cites and releases man for stealing school supplies for his kids then uses his own money to buy food for the guy 's family . via reddit.com .", "a cop doing something nice ? well , spank my ass and call me suzy ." ]
[ "Ashex", "sweatervest" ]
bend over , suzy !
harumpf
[ "i hate grammer mistakes .", "i know this because i am iama_girl 's bf .", "i fuckin ' itoadaso .", "i just do n't understand how some people just ca n't understand sarcasm .", "i hate my marriage . \" )", "i do n't know what set you 're talking about , because it was shot on paramount 's lot .", "i give that username 10/10 .", "i 'm a demon , ask me about how you can wallow in the despair of eternal damnation .", "i do n't like the new one .", "i 'm goin loko for dem lokos", "i 'm sorry ... could you repeat that ?", "i should warn you though , i 'm not a very good tailor .", "i think you missed that one , chief .", "i 'm here for the gang bang .", "i do n't know .", "i have delanie walker as my starting te .", "i wanted a !", "i contest , sir , that you do n't know what a link is .", "i caught you , aids !", "i do n't get it :(", "i have no idea which one 's . ftfy", "i do n't get it ... what was the full comment ?", "i shop at the gap still :(", "i made an obama remix , it 's pretty good .", "i mostly hung out with people like myself : open minded teens . that 's classic .", "i was hoping you 'd say that .", "i do not think that word means what you think it means .", "i think you mean an torrent .", "i 've wasted too much time thinking about this now .", "i do n't know .", "i made a remix to obama 's new audio book clips ,", "i 'm gon na make it so dry for you", "i do n't need no fuckin bamboo", "i 'd liken them to mini bobas .", "i have n't been this excited for a movie in a really long time .", "i would be quite surprised as well , as i have never written a book .", "i clicked on the video thinking it said honest ' twitter ' commercial .", "i personally love breakfast sandwiches , and i feel like square one has the best ones in the area .", "i really hate myself for laughing at this .", "i bet he has a strong sense for playing .", "i hate to break this to you , but andre agassi is a racecar driver .", "i thought they were trying to hit an oat .", "i see what you 're saying .", "i wish i had a container like that , because that really is a fantastic idea .", "i do n't think scarce is the right word .", "i do n't know man , florida usually gets all the attention for being weird as shit .", "i 'd love to meet my fellow trojans on reddit .", "i 'm new here , so i submit for your approval , a picture of bacon !", "i 'd still eat it .", "i put the ' crying ' back in to ' masturbation ' .", "i do n't know why you 're getting downvoted .", "i think i got it now .", "i know i 'm gon na get hate for this , but toy story 2 was n't ok .", "i think you 're being intentionally dense .", "i ca n't he 's football meme .", "i only heard him talking about video cass - ettes .", "i hate to say it but itoadaso .", "i love you .", "i ca n't , for the life of me , figure out what this guy was trying to accomplish .", "i would like 200 upvotes to celebrate my 2 years on reddit .", "i 'm just a fan of rape in general .", "i do n't know , i think it might be a little too early to say .", "i want to hear him talk about his ' bling bling ' .", "i cwapped my pants .", "i do n't think that 's how it goes .", "i was n't complaining at all ." ]
[ "police officer cites and releases man for stealing school supplies for his kids then uses his own money to buy food for the guy 's family . via reddit.com ." ]
[ "Ashex" ]
a cop doing something nice ? well , spank my ass and call me suzy .
sweatervest
[ "i was the monk .", "i 've noticed that pouring water on my cat makes her very active .", "i was using it pre - buff and it was working , if a bit disappointing", "i 'd hope not .", "i think on route 211 .", "i find that to be far more complex and interesting than another dime - a - dozen hoppy beer .", "i think that article was an example of the latter .", "i wo n't be able to make tonight :( . edit : disregard !", "i 'm too awesome to look for it myself .", "i think you meant /r / circlejerk .", "i have friends doing just that .", "i mainly use the uav , so i will see how it goes with keyboard .", "i 'm sure you 'll be accepted soon .", "i buy candy for 57 cents .", "i 'm not sure i understand .", "i enjoyed et : qw more than et .", "i , cheapypipe , hereby bestow upon user \" kjrieg \" a period for grammatical use .", "i wonder why people always say who coined the term meme .", "i once got a usb keypad , just so i could play nethack .", "i always understand my code .", "i 'll get you the alliance leader 's name if it 's possible .", "i choose one of the devices running silent , and i roll matrix perception .", "i had to turn the volume up all the way to hear you , but thanks for this !", "i just performed the best i ever have ... and failed the quest .", "i found a shiny klink , so i 'm very partial to him right now .", "i will boldly , and gladly , do this necessary task for the betterment of mankind .", "i think titaniumjackal 's point was to make an equally absurd blanket statement .", "i wonder if their form has a communal kitchen or not .", "i think he 's working on revamp , although i 'm not sure ...", "i do n't know man , those hats ... oh man ...", "i find the downvote you got fairly funny , since it confirms what you were talking about .", "i could never figure out what type the hot - sim addiction was .", "i ca n't believe i have n't put that together yet .", "i 'm pretty sure \" tech \" is n't a class .", "i saw some samples at one point of a simplified version .", "i adore the wasabi peas , but despite loving sriracha , the peas just do n't work for me .", "i strongly agree with your athiest libertarian - leaning sentiments .", "i 'm all 5 .", "i went to the gym , even though i did n't want to .", "i found that one to be way better .", "i 'd rather not let my secret place out .", "i 'm melvin . \" )", "i do n't appreciate such crazy \" facts \" thrown about .", "i 'll comment there in a bit then !", "i believe the alt - text is referring to this .", "i have some comments about the chaplain", "i 'm at and it was pretty decent !", "i 'm trying to get an idea if it 's a faster route then my normal one .", "i was quite sad when i found out it was n't on alive 2007 :(", "i 'm not 100 % certain on that though !", "i like the ias and almost ensured res sig casting though .", "i do n't find it odd at all that they would n't have thise", "i believe that lagombi are mostly herbivores that rarely eat meat .", "i saw that , and may end up doing that transfer thing .", "i was get invited to a party , but did n't drink too much .", "i hope you never learn the truth behind the dark ages and who fabricated that myth .", "i was disappointed .", "i have a web cam , but that 's the only way i could record myself on the 3ds .", "i just do n't always understand what it 's doing .", "i wonder if this guy and mr tk - to - get - the - sniper are related .", "i predict it dies out in a week or less .", "i 'm just gon na get the \" add it to anything \" recipe out of the way .", "i 'm confused .", "i 'll give you an upvote .", "i feel lonely if i do n't see one saturday night .", "i know that was my reason .", "i hear walking towards the bed and then down on it works pretty well", "i 'm posting this from my glorious xbox one .", "i feel like i have less braincells now than before i read the post .", "i 'm not sure if that 's just covenant , or includes humans as well .", "i think it 's a napping puppy .", "i took a picture of it !", "i just use the script , and it 's worked for me so far .", "i was expecting a nerf to 2 stacks of might , since 3 was ridiculous .", "i did a fairly simple thing and now i never have that problem .", "i meant the knives themselves , not the status ones", "i 've been searching and ca n't seem to find much .", "i 'd prefer zawk tirson for my name .", "i wrote the archetype , so i was quite happy to hear you were using it .", "i 'd recommend asking /r / guildwars2 .", "i had never heard of them before .", "i just added you , btw .", "i do , in fact , enjoy not having my hardware be raped ...", "i ca n't use my own sleaze for that ?", "i did n't think anyone took kael seriously about that =/", "i forgot that it 's 50 % of non - crits .", "i had n't seen it .", "i was in awe of that beard when i saw it .", "i 'll buy 40 .", "i wish it was mine though !", "i have no clue how people thought tf2 .", "i 'd be glad to do the runs as a rit .", "i do n't think its fair to say almost all do .", "i 'll send you a whisper if we need more people .", "i 'm starting him with 37 karma , and this is what i have so far .", "i 'd pay to watch that .", "i kinda want to have a medieval era only food party now !", "i 'm curious .", "i 'm sure you 'd be fun to take to a duck pond .", "i just had a flash of inspiration ." ]
[ "police officer cites and releases man for stealing school supplies for his kids then uses his own money to buy food for the guy 's family . via reddit.com ." ]
[ "Ashex" ]
fuck the police ! err wait , wrong subreddit ?
CheapyPipe
[ "i upvoted as soon as i heard the portal sounds .", "i used to be able to get a chicken biscuit for breakfast .", "i have a friend who says the same thing except it 's trees he loves .", "i 'm still looking for my dream job .", "i think i 'll mosey over to the store and check out some hats right now .", "i 'm pretty sure he 's actually korean .", "i would definitely watch it with my kid if it was kid friendly .", "i want to make some music videos .", "i think the idea is kinda lame but sheesh people give the guy a break .", "i never did get the feel for the controls .", "i dig it as well !", "i can see my password .", "i love his musics!~ ! !", "i do n't really hate apple .", "i just nominated my rural podunk village .", "i love beer .", "i 'm so excited !", "i wish i knew .", "i 'm a man with a big hairy gut but i wear a shirt in public .", "i modified someone else 's art .", "i know fermat is the source of some of those old math problems i was talking about .", "i 'm trolling and i 'm serious so take it how you like .", "i 've watched dog the bounty hunter .", "i have n't eaten in over 24 hours !", "i guess my imagination just went crazy .", "i 'd say he was afraid of knocking it in on accident .", "i wish it was the thumb guy .", "i 'll adopt them ... and test makeup on them", "i love that disgusting piece of genius shit", "i 'm so ...", "i 'm the least picky eater ever .", "i wondered how long it would take someone to notice that .", "i hate analog sticks so much .", "i heard that game was great and that the witcher 2 was supposed to be really great .", "i just pretend like i was waving to someone behind them .", "i can tell by the pixels .", "i 'd rather see stickfigures than wanime anyday .", "i clicked the link but then i saw that i had 3 status updates", "i love stella .", "i doubted the speed at which it would be done .", "i plan on getting permission from the musicians too .", "i 'm at 2.25 gb", "i do n't think it 's illegal to own them , just to buy them .", "i love the handpainted backgrounds .", "i think this painting would give your man cave more of a creepy rape cave vibe .", "i love both of you .", "i ca n't hear what odb is saying at all .", "i loved this .", "i thought uk won the ncaa national championship .... boom shakkalakka ! !", "i do n't understand how this benefits the company at all .", "i chose manual recovery .", "i love them though , i just make sure to remind her what size i want .", "i imagine inside jacket pockets are pretty hard though , right ?", "i believe that if god existed , god would not want you to believe in him / her", "i see pixel nips .", "i do n't like the eagles either .", "i live there but i have to work tomorrow .", "i 've checked the sources file a bunch to see what i can add .", "i 'm not sure how this fits into anything but just think about it .", "i 'd say the spade was trumped in this hand ...", "i call it zack morrising", "i came into this thread and specifically searched for \" jackie chan . \"", "i read that as \" installed \" and imagined that you were a robot .", "i pay 80 dollars a month for that plus basic telephone service .", "i 'm not saying that it 's a justification .", "i guess i did n't listen closely enough .", "i 'm a robot .", "i know this is a weird question but did you happen to drink any of his blood ?", "i 'm a middle eastern guy .", "i would not kill myself", "i used to put sarah palin and rush limbaugh 's books in the childrens section .", "i once wrote an e - mail to the shoelace site guy telling how awesome his webpage was .", "i was thinking about going with toshiba for my next laptop .", "i work 12 hour shifts at night .", "i was thinking of htmlhtml / html", "i 'm jordan ward !", "i just want to swim in kim - chi and have a cheap cellphone plan .", "i also have some older non - chiptune music on myspace ] .", "i do n't buy it .", "i had to scroll back down to give you the upvote .", "i love this movie and the soundtrack .", "i just bought the 4in1 pack from amazon .", "i do n't know .", "i 'd rather not push or shove .", "i would have liked to see it before i repurchased it from amazon .", "i feel like i relate best to data and that scares me .", "i just watched this movie at your suggestion .", "i 'm about to buy a new alienware alpha .", "i 'm a cop .", "i actually told this joke to a co - worker , no one understood it .", "i 'm karma whoring )", "i 've heard a lot about firefly and the concept of the show is awesome .", "i let them know that if they updated their phone it would be locked again .", "i named them peepee and poopoo .", "i think that was the point he was making with his last line .", "i read comments on reddit .", "i thought it was pretty good for some little kids", "i hate defensive fanboys .", "i just never took the time to watch it .", "i roll with no protection broseph ." ]
[ "police officer cites and releases man for stealing school supplies for his kids then uses his own money to buy food for the guy 's family . via reddit.com ." ]
[ "Ashex" ]
... and then tasered him . just kidding that 's cool of him . instead of dinner he should have bought the damn school supplies though . sheeeeit .
amirman
[ "i like it , but not enough to replace utorrent yet", "i was thoroughly confused .", "i just started watching and am almost halfway done with the first season .", "i 'm sorry , paxisnack , but your submission in politics was removed by bmeckel because it was editorialised .", "i did n't know myself until a few months ago .", "i was wondering where it had come from !", "i think this works .", "i 'll take bioshock if that 's all that 's left", "i really like the xavi / iniesta upgrade but neymar would be more useful in this case .", "i use my ipad mostly .", "i assume you did n't delete it , so the mods must have .", "i do n't think it was ever fully written , but i 'm not sure .", "i have one too .", "i 'm back on board the sign benatia train !", "i 've completely forgotten how i got this .", "i always forget about the good old 19 point football scale .", "i could be wrong , naturally .", "i 've seen faketimewarner , fake time warner and ftw , but in cydia i 've found nothing .", "i 've heard free agency can be a bitch .", "i have n't tried , but i will later and let you know .", "i 'm assuming you 're coming also ?", "i did not have an especially exciting day today .", "i would assume most festivals do this , do n't know about clubs though .", "i 'm so much better at speaking than writing , i simply can not organize my thoughts when writing .", "i figured there would be something along those lines .", "i 'm thinking of anomaly .", "i faceplanted while playing wii baseball .", "i ca n't seem to find it anywhere .", "i will add some when i get a chance", "i checked the app store and cydia to no avail .", "i love you .", "i have tremendous respect for developers like this .", "i should know , it 's my last name .", "i thought ace combat , i was also very confused .", "i 'd say it 's a close race between here , etab and sodypop but who knows", "i hate you .", "i 'm off to stop being a dick !", "i still have the trophy for beta testing the new search , and i still feel special for it .", "i mean i 'll go with whichever is cheaper , did n't mean i needed the greatest hits version .", "i wish i had this !", "i secondly concur the fucking shit out of this .", "i 'm almost positive it was el libertador , which is just one of the generic ea stadiums .", "i 've put it back now .", "i loved it .", "i 'm so the bestest mod around .", "i messaged the second one , but thanks for removing the other !", "i had no idea .", "i feel like such a reddit noob right now ... *sulks *", "i was confused for a second as well .", "i was n't aware aviation defined the two so clearly .", "i can confirm that etab confirms this .", "i like the part where cruyff was left out of the entire discussion .", "i 've been meaning to do this for a while .", "i believe the ko gadget version is the one with its own power supply .", "i do n't think fox news counts as one of their smaller companies .", "i assume the wsj , but it 's not attached to the picture .", "i prefer burgerritaville .", "i also always keep the brightness all the way down which improves it dramatically obviously .", "i 'm on netflix right now watching the x - files so i 'll accept it whenever .", "i usually find downloading more ram solves the whole flux capacitor issue , but ymmv .", "i do n't know whether to be mad or just trust darth hoodie .", "i have tried a couple and they seem very cluttered with nonessentials", "i get the feeling that has been drilled into his head by his marketing team .", "i was certainly unaware of that , and my statement does n't really hold up with that knowledge .", "i 'm surprised no one has mentioned good old", "i 'd be willing to help you guys on a weekend if you wanted .", "i am not a bright person ...", "i also broke a finger playing with a nerf football .", "i meant 4.3.4 !", "i hate to say it , but did you try a barrel roll ?", "i 'm currently using an icepack plus paper towels to play borderlands 2 .", "i opened this on alien blue expecting something different than its normal layout .", "i believe you meant \" hawt . \"", "i think the mods removed your post .", "i 've got a two trial if you 're ok waiting until i get home later today .", "i 'm involved !", "i agree that fred fits better , but i 'd like to see how costa did in his spot .", "i bet it was kemitche .", "i do wish them well though .", "i have a theory that the koreans are just resistant to hurricanes .", "i 'll edit the post when i 'm on a computer", "i have n't noticed any issues on mine .", "i wish they 'd be useful again :(", "i 'd like to finally be able to play games like bf3 and such", "i 'm unbanned !", "i do n't think ggg let 's people drive when they 're high .", "i 'm sorry , geekender , but your submission in politics was removed by bmeckel because it was editorialised .", "i would say sanchez but it 's too soon .", "i 've removed your post for breaking them .", "i usually do n't mind reposts , but this one just comes up waaaayy too often .", "i was dying of laughter .", "i go all the time with my family and love the difference in seasonal menus .", "i always love this one :", "i 'm too drunk for this .", "i was extremely confused as to how this pertained to working at day care .", "i could n't stop thinking that the entire match !", "i mean i do n't have any sources or anything but he has n't denied it !", "i mean i got a breaking news alert from espn when osama was killed .", "i 'd like to be reminded of my favorite site even when i 'm not here .", "i never understood why cigars were not meant to be inhaled ." ]
[ "police officer cites and releases man for stealing school supplies for his kids then uses his own money to buy food for the guy 's family . via reddit.com .", "via reddit ? what the hell does that mean ?", "maybe instead of digg ?" ]
[ "Ashex", "glowinthedark", "cookiexcmonster" ]
aka from reddit yesterday .
bmeckel
[ "i have waited four hours , what s the surprise ?", "i love hugs !", "i hope you are * * not * * joking ;)", "i did not realize that , must have happened after i stopped paying attention .", "i was just about to post this .", "i am actually a bigger fan of their earlier stuff .", "i still listen to it to this day !", "i also would like to know why this so popular .", "i spent hours online every day and looking back it was not a positive thing .", "i would always question ea 's slogan whenever it came up .", "i was expecting it to be because of the vuvuzelas .", "i am judging you right now .", "i think you are doing it wrong : d", "i can do anything a backwards man can .", "i do n't believe it .", "i need to read it again .", "i actually went to a camp near a small island nicknamed \" spider island . \"", "i know what you mean , my grandpa fell and broke his hip at age 90 .", "i do n't even like coffee , but i gots to have it .", "i miss you too !", "i am a bit claustrophobic , so mad props to you !", "i feel the same way about a lot of them :/", "i think it was around the middle of the flight .", "i sometimes go to willow creek , its a great place .", "i think its 20/35/50", "i played a few games and it was pretty awesome .", "i have had a tniv bible for 4 + years and i love it .", "i think it is right , . that i be more polite !", "i have no idea but it was still freaking awesome !", "i am looking at you , pygreg .", "i would literally cry and scream at god to change me .", "i 'd much rather believe that a fictional video game character beat the guy up .", "i am a winner and winners do what they want .", "i should have read this before i clicked on it .", "i laughed soooo hard watching that .", "i understand that .", "i love cookies .", "i am right with you .", "i think debt is the issue for him .", "i hate you ;)", "i suppose that means you are off the hook .", "i had one as well .", "i felt the same way reading this as i did when i first stumbled upon mlia .", "i will not be held responsible for these jokes .", "i would hope they have grown tired of coming over every time someone mentions masturbation ?", "i sure hope not .", "i 'm not saying i 'm just saying .", "i am not a goddammed programmer !", "i will let it slide , since i enjoy your comments enough to have you friended :)", "i was just on a train with some very loud drunk people .", "i was just thinking about this verse in the very same context just yesterday .", "i did respond with something else .", "i had to get rid of both .", "i am sitting in a chair ...", "i do n't know what else to say .", "i can tell by the pixels .", "i do n't remember saying anything was wrong .", "i normally play tanks and find that losing the game sucks all the fun out of it .", "i wish i could find the original picture that started that subreddit , that thread was awesome .", "i get that it is imaginative as well , but i do not really see why it is special .", "i only played dota with my friends over lan on cracked copies of wc3 , never online :p", "i just do nt care anymore .", "i thought it was called promote .", "i would be fine with downvotes if someone explained why so i could improve what i contribute .", "i am a christian and i approve of this hilarity .", "i remember everyone getting excited about fences .", "i guess my lack of experience will hurt the job search .", "i played that game and everything seems to match up .", "i did n't like jungling until i tried it with brolaf .", "i am loving this meme .", "i think he was just being a little playful , rather than truly challenging .", "i am not really a \" creeker \" but i do attend once in a while :)", "i think i missed this one .", "i am not exactly clear on what you are getting at .", "i can only imagine the paperwork .", "i 'm loving it ... you know , that could make a great slogan .", "i have unfortunately done that before - _", "i thought the same thing but it seemed like it had too many upvotes .", "i sure wish i got books for free = p", "i do n't think most people can afford $ 360 a year for haircuts .", "i have been having similar thoughts , you have great insight !", "i will update my original comment with the scan .", "i really do n't see the problem .", "i liked sunder krishnan too !", "i feel the same way , but i guess there are a lot of people who think differently .", "i think i only missed one with the it 's god 's fault . \"", "i should read it again :p", "i am going to out lazy you by not saying anything substantial in reply .", "i coded psalms for 5 different things : adoration , confession , thanksgiving , supplication , and lamentation .", "i ca n't quit you : d", "i ca n't tell if that was sarcasm .", "i would have never guessed .", "i would say the most common definition of rational .", "i have noticed this myself .", "i will let it slide this time ...", "i think i died a bit just from reading the bold in your post .", "i have read 6 .", "i honestly do n't know , does surrendering influence that at all ?", "i see you punted on my question .", "i am so waiting for a bozarking comment ." ]
[ "police officer cites and releases man for stealing school supplies for his kids then uses his own money to buy food for the guy 's family . via reddit.com .", "via reddit ? what the hell does that mean ?" ]
[ "Ashex", "glowinthedark" ]
maybe instead of digg ?
cookiexcmonster
[ "i have five myself !", "i ’ll have to get help from the sounds of it then .", "i am in alberta but see if there is a subreddit for ontario ?", "i sketched a dog cross unicorn .", "i was thinking you were not even taking him out to go in the ball and stuff !", "i am not a vegan .", "i have oatmeal for breakfast every day , boring but cheap !", "i forgot about that one !", "i was home alone last night when i got a knock on the door .", "i need customer testimonials ?", "i note my mother is the same ... but not asian .", "i would have to vote it up !", "i am you .", "i am a girl ...", "i personally enjoy a good arguement .", "i have pet ducks", ".", "i do n't think it is even in print any more .", "i too have a tabby colored barn cat that likes to prowl", "i am irate at all the people who suddenly want to rescue a puppy .", "i was mistaken .", "i was referring to the child for refusing to say amen .", "i mostly hope people figure it out before then .", "i still blame bush", "i catch wasps in my home and let them go ..", "i love your user name !", "i was a \" guest \" writer - i did the bit on chickens .", "i can just imagine the look you gave the owner of the dachshund ...", "i live in canada , those guys look so awesome .", "i had bruises all over my legs last year from one", "i have decided that everyone is racist to some degree .. including you for posting this .", "i just watched the movie about her life and was fascinated .", "i messaged one of the people there to remove this article from their site .", "i was there this summer - living in alberta - we went to enderby .", "i ca nt see a thing", "i note most landlords are greedy bastards .", "i am a woman , a mom ..", "i am not seeing it today .", "i think the i d refers to the \" adult \" stage only , not the earlier stages .", "i think the black part is part of the face ?", "i wonder did anyone feed him people food ?", "i live rurally ..", "i live in canada very near the canadian rockies ..", "i mean .. what do they have in common .", "i have always blamed the rich .", "i am a woman .. and support your actions !", "i have 10 .", "i assume he / she means \" united states of america \"", "i have 1,2,5,6,7 13,16 .", "i up am by pigeon lake - just south of edmonton ..", "i called it survival of the prettiest .", "i wished for a certain guy to be my boyfriend ... my wish came true ... worst wish ever !", "i never said that ..", "i wo n't support that company .", "i believe that just means you can not charge them more for paying with credit card .", "i personally was n't referring to homeless people ..", "i know they can be toxic to dogs .", "i 'm on dial up ..", "i disagree ... and will never totally shave again .", "i 'm off to work now !", "i have heard after ..", "i do nt mind the penny one bit .", "i loved the caterpiller !", "i am on a desktop and i can not see the whole thing at once .", "i am sorry about the loss of your kitty , it 's never easy .", "i 'd say go to canada instead .. political tensions in the usa are insane !", "i have a pet sheep who had a stroke .", "i sound like a dumb parent huh ?", "i have been diagnosed with depression , and never heard of melatonin making it worse .", "i was n't .", "i have won many times", "i think there is a veterinarian type sub , but i am not a member of that ...", "i honestly do n't know , but certainly more than once .", "i would not give more .", "i worked in a shelter for 5 years .. nobody wanted any thing much over a few months .", "i believe it was in a lot of aerosols , not just hairspray .", "i do nt care ..", "i live in the bible belt ab .. its pretty bad , i can tell you that ...", "i was thinking it could blink ?", "i have tamed many kittens , and cats , this way !", "i did answer your question , the fact that you do not like my answer is just too bad .", "i have sheep , feel free to film !", "i remember it at the time .", "i would ask at the rocky mountain house tourist information center honestly .", "i just repost stuff myself", "i 'm pretty sure your second point is false .", "i shall have to let my boss know .. he has been doing this for years !", "i was mistaking being sued with being charged .", "i 'm way up in canada myself ..", "i have seen a pomeranian dog chase a moose once .. wish i had a video !", "i ’m stuck .", "i just see surveys ?", "i am assuming you have called the shelter and left a found report - asked your neighbors ?", "i like mimi , but i also like the name jasmine .", "i have heard costco is also very fair to employees ..", "i can do it in one line ...", "i 'm neither rich , nor american .", "i got ta leave my front door open more often !", "i have seen ftfy before .. what does it mean ?", "i did n't read all that , but how am i pushing my welfarist agenda ?", "i have a barn full of the real thing .. twice as cute ." ]
[ "police officer cites and releases man for stealing school supplies for his kids then uses his own money to buy food for the guy 's family . via reddit.com ." ]
[ "Ashex" ]
that 's the kind of police department i want running my town .
exotics
[ "i 'm a spare canadian !", "i ca n't wait for this , too many hilarious kills / deaths in mw2 gone un - replayed .", "i 'm going to blame it on harper :p", "i saw it in reald 3d , but would like to also see it in imax 3d .", "i was thinking this was maybe scooby 's first appearance or something .", "i 'm trying to decide between making something like this , or a magnetic rack .", "i do n't think mandatory voting should or would be the only electoral change .", "i should look into this .", "i was also wondering this .", "i 'm with on that one .", "i 'm sorry is spam hawaiian or am i missing something ?", "i have \" baked \" beans in my slow cooker right now .", "i love chameleon circuit !", "i expect food without mould or rot , freezers do n't hurt food .", "i also beat a rim employee at a typing test .", "i want him to be all of my college professors .", "i 'm sure he 'll fix it !", "i seem to recall legends of the internet being put on some sort of dead tree ?", "i do n't claim to know the whole system , use google maps they integrate with grt .", "i am already on this .", "i do n't like his voice .", "i 'm pretty sure vibram has better photographers than that ...", "i 'd want 10 for sure .", "i love potlucks .", "i weep for humanity .", "i do n't find them grating at all .", "i have family in rural ns and they get better 3 g everywhere with bell .", "i want a print !", "i still do n't understand , nothing about bpa makes a bottle any better for holding those things .", "i 'm going to watch it later but i 'm upvoting now just for rad .", "i am patiently awaiting my internet chip implant .", "i 'm not so much a fan of just pepperoni and cheese .", "i think people should bring all kinds of reddit meme signs to the colbert / stewart thing ...", "i hesitate to call it marketing and tend to want to call it brainwashing .", "i do but not too much .", "i swear to god domino 's is waging the largest viral marketing campaign to have ever existed .", "i 'll be moving there for the summer on may 5th .", "i 've only broken pyrex dropping it on tile floor hard .", "i called this before the election fraud surfaced .", "i 'm also a big fan of firefly and freaks and geeks .", "i hate think geek .", "i 've avoided seeing the remake .", "i just go with bulk stuff from a local store .", "i 'm working and living with my mom for the summer haha .", "i 'll let it slide .", "i 'd want 10 for sure .", "i 'd like to see lateral ownership and governance .", "i think you mean when not if .", "i ca n't figure him out .", "i mean do you beleive a snake ?", "i love the $ 100 canon 50 mm prime for indoor low light .", "i inventor would then die in a mysterious plane crash .", "i 've seen laptops with 16:9 but not many .", "i made my library floor out of logs .", "i ca n't wait to live in vancouver .", "i love me some wiki .", "i 've been missing all the meetups .", "i wo n't be back in halifax until around christmas .", "i still do .", "i love having it on my computer , ps3 and iphone .", "i use one of those crystal stick deodourant .", "i feel sorry for you .", "i would laugh if it was cut to be a bump key .", "i bought one while working at a butcher in ontario .", "i 'm playing it right now .", "i did n't say that it would .", "i 'm down for that date and location !", "i 've seen many with marble , fireplaces , leather chairs !", "i love my klean kanteen .", "i dislike 16:9 for laptops .", "i wo n't be back in kw until the 23rd sadly .", "i went with the 60d for the larger body / extra lcd and swivel screen .", "i 'm imagining so many weeping 12 year old redditors .", "i know someone who uses them and they say they work .", "i lost 65 lbs eating healthier and tastier than my formally obese self .", "i do n't wear them generally but whaaat ?", "i 'd love to open one .", "i was thinking the other day i should finally pick a hockey team .", "i would be happy to make recipes and photograph them .", "i too thought this was 360 exclusive !", "i really do n't think there are any other words needed .", "i just mean you 're still paying for it , it 's included not free .", "i * * was * * going to save the last piece of apple pie for tomorrow ...", "i literally just saw an ad for ctv on bell mobile devices ....", "i love you too lets be friends .", "i 'm at 4.0.1 jailbroken so that 's really your own fault bud .", "i got mine within a week ... odd .", "i doubt it because i believe you need to plug the ps3 controller in via usb to sync", "i 've read online about the changes already actually ha , i should get recertified though .", "i * liked * it .", "i 'll be at a wedding .", "i know we jest but seriously religious worship of this corporation makes me sick .", "i think the point is alcohol actually kills brian cells .", "i love the internet !", "i 've seen them in nova scotia also ...", "i 'm going to school in kitchener .", "i 'm having the same problem .", "i think children are naturally kind of on acid .", "i was so happy they announced tour dates for this year !", "i like how people in this subreddit seem to think they know something about what shape nathan is in ." ]
[ "police officer cites and releases man for stealing school supplies for his kids then uses his own money to buy food for the guy 's family . via reddit.com ." ]
[ "Ashex" ]
walmart frozen pizzas ? really ? that 's just mean .
mylescloutier
[ "i 'm sure he blamed the damage on me instead of taking the fall .", "i 'm going to be so disappointed if this is what happens because it is so stale", "i agree with all of your points but you did n't change my mind", "i do n’t need / want to see every single one you make", "i 'm just a douchebag", "i do nt believe in a world where you can wear that and not be aware", "i tried to calmly explain why i thought the rules stated things differently .", "i cede the remainder of my time", "i guess voicing your opinion is not allowed as i was immediately banned .", "i suspect he neglected to order them on time .", "i d love some good constructive criticism here", "i still struggle with this daily !", "i started giggling hysterically merely reading this .", "i ’m glad i do n’t know you", "i ’ve never heard anyone like the last one before ...", "i 'm so happy for you .", "i just thought you ’d think that was weird for some reason ”", "i feel like there ’s a more appropriate subreddit", "i 'm just getting into bondage .", "i feel like we would be friends in real life", "i think you missed her point", "i stifle my groan and do what he says .", "i 'm exceedingly jealous at the same time .", "i do n’t understand how people are so gullible", "i enjoyed lamb but i thought fool was garbage .", "i believe the tale of the moon exists to explain that names can be locked up .", "i 'm satisfied when we finish .", "i feel like this video misses the fact that the super fans are getting disgusted too .", "i wish any of this were a thing .", "i made the calls .", "i ’d be more satisfied with this ending than any other i can imagine", "i end up doing the brunt of the work but i like it .", "i do n't miss anything .", "i lay people out !", "i waited until the last day to tell him about the damage .", "i hate how any mention of criticism of last jedi earns automatic downvotes on reddit", "i try to stay up to date on politics but rarely dig in depth .", "i did not understand why i was banned and muted .", "i 'm ridiculously curious", "i do n't care .", "i was nt referring to them with that which i already made clear .", "i feel like your joke got overlooked , lol", "i ’m sorry you got downvoted but r / tinder is the new r / incel hangout .", "i say skip it", "i believe that for certain subreddits your posting is limited partially by your karma .", "i wonder what ’s in the spacesuit", "i only tried ' destiny ' earlier .", "i mean would n’t this have been a better response than refusing to answer ?", "i see why you ’re a janitor", "i 'd like it more if the hand touched the chin", "i ’m fairly sure this is made explicit .", "i agreed many were racists explicitly .", "i watched this gif three times to admire the dismount , not the trick .", "i ’m glad to hear he has much more room", "i almost feel bad for the defender", "i just think russia bot when i read this .", "i wish they ’d just have explained more about why she chose to follow him .", "i gave you a chance .", "i m fairly certain this person cares more about the adrenaline than the pain .", "i ’m imagining a 13 year old whining endlessly with hackneyed religious themes ...", "i do n’t want to consider the other possibilities", "i am genuinely curious", "i said help , not prevent .", "i consider myself a fairly open minded person .", "i ’m sorry you ’ve received criticism for merely asking a question that still has n’t been answered .", "i ’m once again not trying to stir you up despite your hostile tone .", "i ’m sorry this comment has been buried", "i ’ve used this sub as a way to strengthen my own talking points .", "i care far too much about what people think .", "i merely suggested that the nfl issue itself is n’t necessarily racist especially given the info in the meme .", "i watched this video in awe", "i always wondered what the moral of jurassic park was .", "i love this logic .", "i still do n’t get why anyone upvotes this kind of shit .", "i would use every super like", "i ca n’t tell", "i ’d be shivering with fear of splash damage", "i do n’t want to believe in santa if he ’s not really going to break through my roof", "i carefully distinguished myself .", "i ’m not sure you understand what you ’re talking about .", "i just wanted to underscore the majesty as best i could", "i ’m starting to fucking hate redditors", "i avoid him because he seems a bit emotional .", "i would vote to impeach trump for this alone .", "i demand your upvotes be removed", "i almost do n’t believe that part", "i am certain .", "i find muting me to be even harsher and unfair .", "i 'll read it .", "i ’d have unmatched", "i ca n’t believe it", "i like it but i ’d like it more if it seemed like the letters had meaning", "i ’m not sure she cares", "i feel like this book is super overrated", "i 'm pretty sure that 's a cyborg since it has no genitalia", "i make friends with another director who i bunk with .", "i think they are great , reintroduce skill and team tactics .", "i simply am stating my view and asking for a correction if i am missing something .", "i ’m curious how the patterns compare", "i would pay money to see this movie" ]
[ "we got married on the first day of marriage equality in australia . our photographer captured the moment the celebrant said ' australian law defines marriage as the union of 2 people to the exclusion of all others '" ]
[ "sasquatchio1992" ]
“ the exclusion of all others ’ ” seems a rather extreme and unreasonable definition . edit : honestly curious why my logic based comment was downvoted . if you disagreed i ’d appreciate your perspective
nate6051
[ "i ’m loving the variety !", "i catch up on sleep .", "i stood with around 300 proud immigrants in san antonio ready to become americans .", "i love the unconventional friends !", "i wo n’t let anxiety steal my life !", "i want her outfit .. :-p", "i was so nervous !", "i ’m in texas and this is standard for anywhere a step above applebees", "i ’ll be back tomorrow .", "i know it ’s besides the point but .... you ’re jacket is so cute !" ]
[ "we got married on the first day of marriage equality in australia . our photographer captured the moment the celebrant said ' australian law defines marriage as the union of 2 people to the exclusion of all others '" ]
[ "sasquatchio1992" ]
tell us your story ! why make this choice ? beautiful picture . congrats , y’ all !
prettynicky10
[ "i wish her all the best .", "i 'm so glad your brother is there for you and you got support from your school too !", "i can count on me .", "i love it .", "i could n’t find his amongst the other the void titles", "i totally agree ; he is .", "i 'm happy for your happy !", "i have second guessed if i said it over a hundred times now .", "i do both !", "i ’m so glad you ’re excited .", "i ’ll bet .", "i appreciate your time :)", "i loved those moments ; keep taking photos and celebrating them :)", "i was n't crazy .", "i just love this !", "i 'm here if you want to talk .", "i hope you get a chance to enjoy them soon !", "i love it .", "i hear you .", "i hope you get along smashingly .", "i hope that it was fun :)", "i 'm a happy mama when i see that on my kid 's faces .", "i ’m glad that you have pleasure in other forms !", "i hope the next step ’s journey is also amazing", "i hope that you made it through a tough night !", "i ’ll let you know later today : |", "i ’m so happy for you ! !", "i hope you ’re feeling better .", "i just talked to my dad on the phone .", "i do n't know why .", "i ’m sure it felt so good to do , too :)", "i hope her solo is super fun for her :)", "i hope your day kept on feeling good :)", "i know that things are n't panning out as you hoped .", "i 'm so sorry .", "i can almost see that ... the hilarious horror !", "i hope she ’s cool with that ... the gift to come sure is .", "i was just going to say that ! !", "i ’m so glad you found it and very fitting day !", "i love these sorts of posts .", "i 'm glad you had it .", "i ’m happy for you !", "i just went on that emotional journey with you .", "i hope you continue to use this outlet .", "i just love watching this .", "i ’m sorry i ca n’t offer insights on that .", "i ’m really glad to hear that :)", "i told my husband i ’d take him to be my wife .", "i got engaged today .", "i ’m glad i did n’t have a chance today", "i love your pride in his hobby and skill .", "i hope so too .", "i ’m sure she adores it .", "i hope the class reciprocates with something equally amazing and you post it ☺ ️", "i ’ve always been such a responsible planner .", "i ’m really glad you ’re feeling stronger as you are ; it shows .", "i say many for elderly people alone , too :) have fun !", "i can imagine how amazing this change would be !", "i hope you keep making music .", "i hope if it 's a surprise , all goes as you hope :)", "i 'm so glad you are both so happy !", "i was so hopeful opening the court notice in the mail and then bam ! !", "i sure hope that you find the comfort , validation and any help you want or need from them .", "i can imagine how relieved she was � � � �", "i love it !", "i wish her and you all the best of luck .", "i love this :)", "i ’ve applied for entering the masters program and the stress of that alone ... haha !", "i ’m happy for your freedom from weight and bright smile .", "i ’ve been in a relationship that ’s been amazing for 2.5 years .", "i hope you do give it a try .", "i know you have n't had time for your university work today .", "i ’m so glad you have found your person .", "i can see the difference .", "i wish you all the best in your future successes :)", "i 'd love that !", "i wish you all well :)", "i think that ’s incredible to have .", "i ’m looking forward to an update !", "i love watching these !", "i say , \" downvote ! \"", "i ’m a lucky mama .", "i 'm so aware of that with my kids as they both reach that age .", "i wish you well ! !", "i wish you two soulmates the best !", "i 'll bet that 's an amazing feeling you have .", "i totally agree ; he is .", "i am but i ’m a university student and single mom .", "i ’m sure it ’s such a relief to make your own routines again in your own space .", "i was entertained .", "i saw you pull it out , glance , face fall for a moment before putting it away .", "i hope you continue to cherish that friendship .", "i hope you have an amazing time .", "i 'm glad i 'm not alone in my naivety ;)", "i 'm happy you 're happy !", "i wonder what she will get next !", "i 'm sorry your dealing with it .", "i checked and burst out crying while saying \" oh my gosh ! \"", "i 'm so sorry that you 're going through this .", "i love that she looks like she has some fire and glow in her !" ]
[ "after 7 years of careful saving , paying down student loans and scraping by in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment , my husband and i just bought a house ! ! ! i never thought this would be possible for us but we did it !" ]
[ "Hailz_" ]
that 's so incredibly exciting for you ! ! all the best making happy memories there .
kitcatpaints
[ "i just hope the op comes back to read it .", "i 'm good .", "i like hammer brand endurolyte fizz tablets .", "i hope your treatment is successful and pain - free .", "i know it 's going to be an adventure .", "i recognized the look from previous encounters with her tribe of aliens .", "i recognize tangible signs of love and harmony when i see them , and that is more than enough .", "i have had siamese cats for most of my life , and they are special .", "i was being ironic ... , so you do n't have to pm me .", "i think the contest is over ...", "i was 32 at diagnosis , but i had probably had it for a few years .", "i am glad to share my experience and would be glad to answer questions .", "i have relatives in the theatre as well .", "i hope you can find that magic place .", "i would line them with a lightweight woven fabric , but that 's just me .", "i 'm not making it up .", "i think someone has been sniffing the fumes ...", "i think we cleared that up .", "i think we need to speak up more often .", "i get an \" expired \" message .", "i hope things start to go better .", "i hope you are doing well , too .", "i also use a metal t - square sometimes .", "i thought you might have been doing an iggy pop fashion statement !", "i kill sweet cravings by eating something sour -- pickles , sauerkraut , vinaigrette dressing -- whatever it takes .", "i would just add it to her scrap book .", "i think something like it would be great for a lesbian wedding .", "i 've been there .", "i love the color !", "i 've never tried it , but some people here have suggested dramamine .", "i think we 're both preaching to the choir here ...", "i 've been a satisfied customer of olay products for a long time .", "i truly hope that you are never hungry .", "i 'm glad we cleared that up .", "i think that people who call that \" therapy \" are not only ignorant , but spiteful .", "i could use some of my old quilt block of the day squares !", "i hope you had a flea comb at the ready ...", "i am going to guess that \" you had to be there . \"", "i am free at last !", "i 'm glad you 're fitting the pieces of the puzzle together .", "i think that you _ are _ creative and should get on this project right away .", "i googled \" pink lenses for migraines \" and got a bunch of hits .", "i thought that might be the case .", "i knew there must be a story worth telling !", "i can keep a secret !", "i could n't find any other gig that would _ pay me _ to read aristotle .", "i always pay aaa with a check and send it in the mail well ahead of the due date .", "i thank you on behalf of _ migraineurs _ everywhere .", "i hope you are feeling better by now .", "i think this is all in the category of making lemonade out of lemons .", "i 've been in this game since 1959 , and i still get surprises .", "i lived in wisconsin for awhile , too .", "i have mentioned how helpful gunnar gaming glasses have been in helping me prevent migraines caused from computer use .", "i think that was a country song ...", "i hope you have a migraine - free day .", "i 've had graves disease and graves eye disease for almost 50 years .", "i have some i bought at costco , but it was awhile ago .", "i 've been dreaming of this forever !", "i just wondered how much of an image you have in your head before you start .", "i hope you 're still smiling .", "i have been told to keep insurance papers and registration in my wallet rather than the glove box .", "i think i need to make a trip to the store ...", "i hope you enjoyed it .", "i bet he 's happy now .", "i 'll keep it a secret !", "i think he 's turning white .", "i 'm glad that peace and harmony prevail in your home .", "i hope you both feel better soon , and that you find an answer to transportation problems .", "i think your spell - check is being overzealous .", "i know where you live .", "i hope you feel better as the day goes on .", "i do n't even want to know what you 're planning to do with that .", "i hope things work out for you .", "i 'm on high alert .", "i hope all goes well .", "i am heaven , spelled backwards .", "i had no idea .... ;-)", "i just saw this post .", "i 'm guessing dollar stores would have a stash as well .", "i hope you get quick results .", "i could n't agree more .", "i 'm hope you never have to use the tip .", "i hope it 's over soon and you are safe and healthy when it 's over .", "i think he 's perfect no matter how tall he is .", "i am smiling , smiling , smiling .", "i can see that i 'll probably be experimenting a bit .", "i owe my soul to the company store ...", "i hope that you find what the problem is .", "i turn off all media and go into dark mode until my brain recovers .", "i hope you find some relief .", "i hope it gets fixed quickly .", "i had dinner in a new restaurant last night .", "i understand your point .", "i think the word you are looking for is _ domain _ .", "i just developed a craving for kung pao chicken , and i have n't eaten it for 25 years .", "i 'd still get a dna test ...", "i hope both of you continue to do well .", "i hope that your travels are smooth , wherever you go .", "i am looking for a pure copper color that is just a little metallic .", "i think it just might be a bulldog !" ]
[ "after 7 years of careful saving , paying down student loans and scraping by in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment , my husband and i just bought a house ! ! ! i never thought this would be possible for us but we did it !" ]
[ "Hailz_" ]
good for you ! enjoy it !
MILeft
[ "i thought this was normal in texas ?", "i honestly do n’t get it .", "i really wish they would ’ve just stuck with two ram slots lol", "i wish my sister listened to vaporwave .", "i realllyyyyy hope he comes to houston soon .", "i thought the song op had edited in might have been by depeche mode lmao .", "i know this is irony , but man this sub is depressing sometimes .", "i guess that was what was assumed of me in my previous comment .", "i will not test this tomorrow .", "i love his art !", "i thought he was joking though .", "i got a cottie a month ago my mom said i have a month to live : //", "i agree with my husband .", "i guess i figured the idea of improvisation was pretty neat .", "i need it .", "i do n’t think anyone actually does that .", "i love your art so much", "i 'm at the high wall .", "i would if i were a grill", "i thought it was a mobile game before releasing the comments .", "i think it mainly works correctly on a computer .", "i ’m not sure if it ’s still true or not", "i 'm so glad you had a video for this specific moment", "i mean honestly , it ’s targeted towards a kids audience .", "i 'm sorry .", "i am expericbing the pooping", "i bet that account is worth some $ $ $ tho", "i thought she was trying to wrap him up in tape at first", "i dotn get it can som1 pls explaine ? ? ?", "i read this is stevvies voice", "i would definitely wear that .", "i collect rare emojis .", "i love this case !", "i ’d have to go with hexada .", "i love how a good majority of reddit just 100 % guaranteed defaults to concluding shit like this .", "i definitely want to try it .", "i 've never eaten an oyster before , but they just look like it .", "i accidentally read this from right to left ..", "i 'd ride that bike with no handle � � ️ars", "i have my brother 's acoustic guitar but i lack any direction to start in .", "i thought that was a little girl with dreads at first .", "i love how gullible reddit is .", "i have a jeep and i often refer to it as a car , truck , and jeep lmao", "i can give you a stack of souls", "i gib him kermit permit :)", "i blumed your mom � � ‼️", "i absolutely hated it .", "i would give you such a big hug � � � �", "i think it ’s actually hilarious .", "i 'm sorry i do n't have an extra � �", "i bet that account is worth some $ $ $ tho", "i 'll up vote anything having to do with rick and morty .", "i do , wanna meet now ?", "i ’m confused as fuck too .", "i ’m very intrigued though .", "i did , but luckily i was able to swallow it back up", "i ca n’t stop laughing at the baby on top of donkey .", "i do n’t believe you .", "i want to buy one for my xj .", "i ’m made out of fat", "i know that album is a meme but it ’s reaaalllyyy good .", "i do n’t get it , he ’s throwing a giant pringle in the air ? ?", "i would confront him about it f you still can .", "i thik yo’re mising a few leters ther", "i agree with my husband .", "i thought of that too immediately after reading the title .", "i did n’t realize a /s was that necessary lmao", "i have way too much time spent in it .", "i ’ve heard that after the full moon is gone , the cherokee returns back to stock .", "i thought this said \" blonde with balls \" .", "i 'm fine , thanks .", "i was thinking the same thing .", "i doubt many of these will even be on spotify .", "i bet that thing gets in the way far too often .", "i could n’t give less of a shit about his personality .", "i think i got /r / welshed � � � �", "i agree with my husband ...", "i think the new 4runners look really cool honestly .", "i ’ll upvote you .", "i did , but luckily i was able to swallow it back up", "i 'll put my sign down with the pass tux .", "i ca n’t believe people still upvote comments like these lmao", "i came across this site earlier today when looking for practice tests .", "i do n't get it � � ️eter ?", "i 'll trade my astor 's spear for your farron greatsword .", "i dunno , carly is adorable .", "i dunno , that 's like asking why separate consoles exist .", "i thought it was pretty funny tbh .", "i guarantee you washing your hands and eating normally will be 100x faster and easier than this looollll .", "i lost 125 lbs myself when i was 16 .", "i have a +10 weapon !", "i ’m confused ? ?", "i thought that was a bent pencil on the right lmao", "i have the sun princess ring .", "i would definitely buy this for my dog .", "i wish the employee would ’ve said that at the end lmfao", "i saw that as well , but i think it ’s the shadow from her arm .", "i also vaguely recall it having bones or something around the border of the album .", "i thought he had the remains of an animal on his antlers or something tf .", "i see two biceps" ]
[ "after 7 years of careful saving , paying down student loans and scraping by in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment , my husband and i just bought a house ! ! ! i never thought this would be possible for us but we did it !" ]
[ "Hailz_" ]
damn , that 's awesome . good job !
Heydawgg
[ "i literally do n't think think you get the joke .", "i 'm entitled to that opinion .", "i used to think the same .", "i 've never tried it , but that 's what i 've read .", "i think i might know why .", "i 'm spreading it because apparently that works in the new dumbfuck society .", "i ’m essentially always anxious after a lifetime of this shit .", "i 'd say that is extremely relevant .", "i did not choose to find him exceptionally attractive .", "i can do this now with fios .", "i could n't handle it and had to get up and leave , and i was a grown man .", "i ca n't think of another word .", "i thought we ca n't trust the government .", "i thought he was a she .", "i was just kind of put off .", "i just went on vacation through new england .", "i should n’t have phrased it like i did .", "i do n't .", "i was planning to visit in january .", "i thought it was meant as \" has more power than \" .", "i wish i was deaf .", "i thought it was a woman at first .", "i 'm surprised to took so long .", "i can remember crap like that , but not my bank account number .", "i does n't take long to take the photo .", "i lived in the washington dc area for 47 years and never saw one .", "i 'm not sure what you mean .", "i ’m out .", "i loved the liver omelette for the mother - in - law .", "i feel the same way about gay marriage and abortion .", "i think it 's the unused seats that makes them massive dicks .", "i ’m old for reddit .", "i 'm sick of seeing the democrats painted with that brush .", "i 'm gay and i do n't think it is with me .", "i can not imagine how difficult it must be to just ramble like that .", "i definitely do n't think you should quit .", "i ca n't remember the last time i paid for something with cash .", "i am kinda new here .", "i would vote for a corpse before i 'd vote for trump and even worse , pence as vp .", "i have made it crystal clear .", "i before e , except when it 's not .", "i tried sunset , sunset -45 min , and 4:30 .", "i started with a mediocre keyboard .", "i 'm 49 and old enough to remember when americans were n't a bunch of pussies .", "i drink every night .", "i ’m so happy for you .", "i 'm op .", "i ca n't sleep in my own bed .", "i shall ban and send myself cruel messages .", "i 'm good with that .", "i 'd rather be the dude stuck behind the filing cabinet .", "i wish they did it more .", "i do , too , and he 's hot .", "i 'm atheist .", "i thought it was really cool looking and flawlessly performed .", "i have n't watched in a few years .", "i am now a convert .", "i do n't know who downvoted you .", "i was , too .", "i stopped buying them .", "i live in a resort area .", "i was like that in my teens and early twenties .", "i missed the part where it says they are being choosier because they are being asked to pay more .", "i do n't get reddit sometimes .", "i could n't wait for this day .", "i hope his kids go to prison .", "i 'm new at this .", "i would imagine losing all ten of my last knuckles would put a damper on my walking .", "i 've never been more atheist .", "i 'll take the burden of all of that money .", "i 'm american and i actively seek out foreign made products .", "i have to say that ’s very interesting to me .", "i 'm not saying that 's good or bad , but it 's true .", "i truly did n't think it was necessary .", "i swear i just read that recently , too .", "i had no dolls so i played with the neighbor 's penises .", "i have n't seen corruption from hillary .", "i did n't .", "i 'm pretty sure they do have bigger dicks .", "i ca n't hear you because my earphones are under my pillow .", "i came back to this comment .", "i sincerely thought they did it .", "i knew a vietnamese refugee named dustin nguyen .", "i think we have a winner , folks .", "i do not understand the purpose of boxers .", "i think it has to be lower case .", "i called or texted pretty much everyone i know to tell them to go look .", "i wear shirts and pants multiple times .", "i 'm in japan now .", "i ’m on vacation in prague , but my feet hurt from sightseeing in such a beautiful city .", "i misspelled something .", "i 've seen it probably ten times .", "i will never take that cholesterol medicine again .", "i did n't even know it was a thing .", "i got blasted for down ores just for asking .", "i do n’t want to know if your username checks out .", "i 'm a newb .", "i liked pong .", "i ca n't marry my partner of 18 years because i have a penis .", "i forget the next part ." ]
[ "after 7 years of careful saving , paying down student loans and scraping by in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment , my husband and i just bought a house ! ! ! i never thought this would be possible for us but we did it !" ]
[ "Hailz_" ]
ordinarily when i see someone with a new house i tell them to be sure the gutters stay cleaned . this house has no gutters .
StinkinFinger
[ "i love working out high , it feels like i have so much more motivation .", "i know ill forgot to look for it unless its on r / drugs", "i just started playing too .", "i also jave a shib named \" kiko \" .", "i hope you and your partner the best", "i hope this comes to fruition and you both are very happy !", "i m sure your kids are very grateful and will enjoy growing up there", "i do n't see the point in picking gnar anymore .", "i do n't want to own one , but i wish more people did", "i heard this game gon be good", "i m working on that same issue right now .", "i want to learn though ; i was wondering what the black stuff is ?", "i would stick with it !", "i feel like she never does anything .", "i m sure you ll be a great father to a loving child .", "i hope it works out well for you two", "i 'm sure it will be a great experience !", "i really hope it works out for you , especially if you are passionate about it .", "i hope you enjoy the rest of your lives together !", "i wish more people had pigs that i could see .", "i forgot about those !", "i work at a supermarket right now and kids there are awesome .", "i know you can do it !", "i would guess that it definitely will .", "i also feel like i can do endless reps", "i was just thinking i need a new desktop background !", "i m really new to this community and i know almost nothing .", "i hope you enjoy the rest of forever together", "i love working out high .", "i was just saying that it sometimes happens without your permission", "i hope you continue to feel like this and manage to spread it to others !", "i only smoke pot and drink .", "i was just thinking i need a new desktop background !", "i 'm happy for you !", "i wanna try shrooms though !", "i think i might be getting addicted to the disappointment ...", "i do n't want it to look uneven .", "i 've been there !", "i hope you kissed her good" ]
[ "after 7 years of careful saving , paying down student loans and scraping by in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment , my husband and i just bought a house ! ! ! i never thought this would be possible for us but we did it !" ]
[ "Hailz_" ]
that 's awesome to hear ! fixing / modifying your house is really fun , especially as you slowly make it your own . have fun with that !
kuh_boom
[ "i miss it daily :'(", "i miss seeing these .", "i do n't think i 've ever been so excited for an exhibition .", "i hope you bought it like your life depended on it .", "i love the color and the design looks so interesting !", "i 've been mesmerized by her work for so long ." ]
[ "after 7 years of careful saving , paying down student loans and scraping by in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment , my husband and i just bought a house ! ! ! i never thought this would be possible for us but we did it !" ]
[ "Hailz_" ]
beautiful home ! i love the color and the design looks so interesting !
8459268
[ "i used to eat it on celery , it 's not as disgusting as it sounds", "i wonder how long it 's been abandoned .", "i do n't think window shades are part of a preflight check .. other than making sure they 're present", "i love the shocked reaction when the cat bops him on the head", "i do n't know .", "i like how casually he ricochets off the walls", "i bet they could sing", "i could stop any time", "i 'm sure it 'll be fine .", "i 've never had problems with delta", "i guess the concept of subtlety is lost on them", "i think you 'll find a much more receptive audience by posting your ama in the correct subreddit .", "i 'd probably get some things done", "i like how he 's worried about wearing wet shoes in the house in the face of much bigger problems", "i mean ... it 's happening .", "i feel like i need to wash my hands just looking at it", "i am confused about who is who in this scenario", "i mean 5 ft is a pretty huge margin of error for a bridge with only 17 ft of clearance", "i doubt humanity as we we know it will be around in 100 years", "i bet renting a small mobile crane for an hour would cost less than buying 40 ladders", "i hate to say it but new bmws look boring .", "i had a dishwasher like that .", "i do n't think i ever saw snow other than when i used cheats .", "i need that justice sticker", "i do n't poop", "i 'm canadian ... what does cheeky mean in this context ?", "i was born in regina , saskatchewan but i grew up in georgia usa .", "i fucking burst out laughing after reading this .", "i did n't say that .", "i mean , it 's 120,000 square miles- that 's a lot of space for a plane to hide", "i honk at cows because they seem bored .", "i believe the name you 're looking for is the diomede islands", "i mean , sometimes it is , but i think it 's the exception , not the rule .", "i 've never seen a car built in the last 5 years without power or electric steering", "i need to get caught up .", "i mean , it 's still new , it 's just fucked up .", "i do n't want it .", "i mean , no .", "i 'm not suicidal , but something about that railing makes me want to just leap over it .", "i love that running back leg kick at the end .", "i have no idea what this means to anybody", "i 'm sure anyone would prefer the taste of beer over mouthwash", "i m talking about a worst case scenario , if we were directly hit from nearby .", "i just burst out laughing in the checkout line at the grocery store .", "i do n't think people usually follow through .", "i must have missed it , where did laslo_jamf claim to be a spokesperson for the gay community ?", "i ca n't imagine how it could get any blacker than it already is", "i think it 's fucking stupid .", "i did n't know what the fuck it was either", "i looooves the peacey p", "i pictured you as the spaceship in asteroid .", "i find westjet seats a lot harder and they do n't recline as much", "i rappelled off the roof of a 45 story condo complex in midtown atlanta", "i know it was snowing on christmas , when was the other time it snowed ?", "i was halfway expecting him to slam into the parked car at the end", "i 've quit quitting .", "i made that mistake once too ... never forget .", "i wonder what it 'd be like , as a tall person , to drive one of those .", "i had no idea reptiles tolerate cuddling", "i do n't think that s it .", "i 'm sure that and a missed call at 4 am wo n't freak her out at all .", "i thought we 've been able to stop hiv from becoming aids for years with antiretroviral medication ?", "i 've been wanting to test drive one .", "i did n't say i wonder how they float , i said i wonder how they remain upright .", "i think inn russia they just call that driving .", "i upvoted this only 2 sentences into reading it .", "i thought it meant funny , but this does n't seem very funny .", "i really enjoyed this .", "i do nt even want to know how you know what tangy ass piss tastes like", "i will keep this in mind next time i 'm house shopping .", "i wonder if those kids hair was in style or just an unruly mess", "i hope the amazon prime show with richard , james , and jennifer gets one to test .", "i waited until a few minutes after they left before i got the hell outta there .", "i have several times and literally never been denied .", "i have never heard a video narrated by anyone who sounds more annoying than this guy", "i had to stifle laughter many times watching this at my desk .", "i wish that was what my commute to work was like", "i used to when i hated my job .", "i just do n't think this is a good looking car .", "i wallow in self - pity and want to die", "i like the matador , i would n't mind one as a dd", "i wonder it the meth standard drug fucks up your appearance like the street version does", "i wonder why the radome is painted with a gradient", "i do nt think they have units in most places", "i agree ... it 's a bit loud for a bentley", "i 'm sure that 'd go over well .", "i know , his first few songs were okay but after his career took off he just became unbearable", "i 've never seen it .", "i would have gone off at that lady if i 'd been in your shoes .", "i mean , it 's a train .", "i played it so much that i was sick of it after a day or so .", "i felt the same way .", "i had an ' 02 limited that was black on black for about 10 years .", "i have never seen a dog look more disturbed than in this picture", "i remember there being a thunder clap at the kroger in athens , ga where i grew up .", "i do n't know why the cops needed to get involved .", "i can think of so many things i 'd rather spend money on .", "i 'm assuming that was fatal ?", "i have no desire to be american .", "i do n't know why but i think this is funny as hell ." ]
[ "after 7 years of careful saving , paying down student loans and scraping by in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment , my husband and i just bought a house ! ! ! i never thought this would be possible for us but we did it !" ]
[ "Hailz_" ]
that painted brick looks really good . congratulations !
trav110
[ "i ’m proud of you !", "i feel bloated and the humidity made my hair look like a cheap wig all day .", "i 'm single and the relationships i do have are terrible .", "i ca n't sing or do any of that : )", "i love her voice .", "i had n't heard of a good dupe .", "i feel fine right at this moment and i ’m clinging to this feeling as much as i can .", "i 'm not sure why you 're getting down voted .", "i wonder if you might be able to use the bottle opener one withut it breaking ?", "i throw mine in with a load of clothes like once a week - maybe week and a half .", "i needed it !", "i am oozing green and even more so dreading this cheap economy seat i 'm walking to .", "i guess what her ex boyfriend wrote on facebook about her was actually true ...", "i work at an office and people at my office do this .", "i am very glad that brienne sticks around and there is more from her .", "i like the hair , it fits you .", "i 've seriously been debating it all day .", "i ’m a big fan of this though � � � � ‍ ♀ ️", "i was just in hawaii .", "i feel crazy every time i get a refill and have to mention it .", "i went through a scratch - off phase , dark times .", "i was wondering if that was you .", "i miss that place !", "i want one of these !", "i laughed so hard that my dog got scared and went to hide in the closet .", "i ’m proud of you !", "i ’m glad you finally got your best friend :)", "i always wonder why people ask me for advice .", "i love yours !", "i think i would actually be too afraid to own one of these .", "i miss mine too .", "i use that stuff to cover my awful acne .", "i kept waking up when i had mine out too .", "i 'm going to do this to my boyfriend , but the opposite .", "i did n’t realize they could be so beautiful !", "i wish it was as much like speed as people try to say it is .", "i do n't know why you 're being downvoted .", "i do n't get people who even like laughing kids .", "i 'm sorry , but that looks awful .", "i just ca n't stop myself .", "i do n’t know what it is about him , but i just go crazy for him .", "i want to say that i would be above this , but i would be lying .", "i showed this to my boyfriend and he laughed and said \" yes . \"", "i really am all out of sorts today .", "i love the down vote although it 's just as silly of an idea !", "i loved being a dishwasher too .", "i have never felt so miserable and sick in my life .", "i 'm in sales and this is my take on it too .", "i took it as that too .", "i hope i do n't get that guy ever .", "i hate you .", "i wish i had felt anything during my session .", "i think that 's obvious from my comment .", "i 'm in the same situation .", "i am so jealous .", "i have my headset feeding into one ear my headphone playing music , in the other .", "i ’m so proud of you !", "i showed my boyfriend and he asked if it was a person or an action figure .", "i miss that spot too !", "i went to a rick ross concert there in 2012 .", "i had never thought of this as the reason .", "i love that guy ... * sighs *", "i ’m surprised at how large the seal is compared to the penguin .", "i could 've done without the singing .", "i need to gtfo .", "i thought highland park at first glance .", "i need to put this into practice .", "i miss school .", "i never realized there was a point beyond recovery :(", "i 've been on here too long tonight", "i want a job with more physical aspects to it .", "i see it too and do not understand it .", "i live right off of 8 mile and have never been in a situation like this .", "i miss it so much now .", "i always wonder how chicks like that find jeans .", "i ca n't think of it , but there is one .", "i understand the opposing perspective more .", "i feel like a terrible person for even laughing at that .", "i hope mine lives that long .", "i got that vibe from her too .", "i think it was on netflix .", "i 'm in ferndale and i second this .", "i have a similar color and they are discontinuing it .", "i get it .", "i 'm so bored of that shit .", "i just feel bad for him honestly .", "i will use this .", "i will never be able to pay attention to anything else on her .", "i never told my mom i saw him , obviously .", "i wish i felt the way that you did .", "i was wondering this too .", "i was having such a bad day and this made me laugh .", "i know that episode .", "i love it !", "i was there .", "i expected a picture of a baby .", "i could n't have said it better .", "i do n't know why you 're being downvoted .", "i want your housemate to be my housemate .", "i love your hair !" ]
[ "after 7 years of careful saving , paying down student loans and scraping by in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment , my husband and i just bought a house ! ! ! i never thought this would be possible for us but we did it !" ]
[ "Hailz_" ]
this is so exciting ! i hope to be in that position in a few years � � � �
hussy_trash
[ "i 'm dissapointed in both you and myself .", "i know i should surprise you with gifts and hugs and kisses .", "i am who i wish i was .", "i want to stay with you", "i just started dating one of my closest friends ( the second person i have dated in my life .", "i love you always , . b. p.s .", "i 've been putting an insane amount of pressure on myself in this new version of our relationship .", "i have to suck up my pride and dignity whenever you bitch me out in front of my friends .", "i am going to fight with all i have , but something tells me i m reliving history .", "i feel like i have gotten run over by a truck .", "i should be the boyfriend i want to be .", "i just want to be with you .", "i lay down and take it because i do n't know how to attack you back .", "i am calm .", "i feel like a toy that has been played with and abandoned .", "i 'm a coward and you , well your a special version of myself .", "i do n't know who to listen to", "i love you so much , . alex", "i 'm too boring and you 're too fascinating , i 'm too ridged and you too flexible .", "i am happy .", "i am myself .", "i should remind you all the little ways i love you so much .", "i 'm really really trying .", "i just wish i could see the results of this .", "i miss you all the time .", "i do n't know how to help so far away .", "i do nt know , i guess i did n't expect it from you too .", "i just need someplace to put this", "i really am trying ." ]
[ "after 7 years of careful saving , paying down student loans and scraping by in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment , my husband and i just bought a house ! ! ! i never thought this would be possible for us but we did it !" ]
[ "Hailz_" ]
congratulations that 's fantastic !
boyofthechapter
[ "i 'm sad i 'm just finding out about this now !", "i then just searched for ' rose con leche ' on google .", "i fricking love this !", "i love the ball gown dresses !", "i think it 's tamales , menudo , buñuelos and arroz con leche .", "i would really like to see the emperor 's new groove in the game !", "i think i may have found it , but am struggling to post a picture from my phone .", "i 'd make that trade .", "i 've seen the first video of this but not the sequel !", "i just did n't know a sequel existed .", "i need one of those for my sister !", "i wish i could eat this while watching the new guardians of the galaxy today .", "i tell my husband they are different but he thinks i 'm crazy and that they taste the same ." ]
[ "after 7 years of careful saving , paying down student loans and scraping by in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment , my husband and i just bought a house ! ! ! i never thought this would be possible for us but we did it !" ]
[ "Hailz_" ]
what a beautiful home ! congratulations ! ! ! what an exciting time ! !
Szymjk
[ "i hope you feel it too !", "i would n't do a show shine for less than $ 300 .", "i ’ve got the exact opposite !", "i ’m in the heart of stanislavsky ’s “ on the art of the stage ”", "i wish i 'd done it sooner .", "i wish you many years of progress like this", "i learned to swim this year too , and i 'm twice your age ." ]
[ "i 've been in a crippling depression since the end of my 6 year relationship . a friend asked if i could be their date to \" a boring awards ceremony \" . they tricked me with a surprise award ! it has no monetary value but it gives me genuine joy ." ]
[ "VousEtesValorise" ]
as a member of acs - well done , you ! that is just terrifically awesome , and gives me warm fuzzies . i hope you feel it too !
DaysOfParadise
[ "i 've got my container 15 yrs later n still 90 % full lol ....", "i have 2 on my keychain lol", "i 'm sorry to hear this , good luck", "i hear you , i too was up all night .", "i 'm 15 yrs in schools last 2 years autism spectrum , n yes very demanding job ... good luck", "i 'm not a big tv person , so this is true dedication lol good for you", "i agree , though i was in child magazine years ago , on an article it was quite exciting .", "i agree , i never used to yrs back but now it 's a must .", "i have yarn n needle just do nt know how to crochet yet .... but this is neat@ !", "i can see this took many hours of hard work .", "i love this picture , so powerful in so many ways ! !", "i too love to organize , have fun , it will make u feel accomplished .", "i 'm so sorry , are you getting help for it i hope ?", "i hope he comes home doon , i could not imagine , my prayers are with your family .", "i 'm counting with you .", "i know n i keep teasing you about it .", "i got lost a few times , lovely place is n't it ?", "i learned something new ty !", "i did grocery shopping , cooking n clean8ng , now bed , boring ... lol", "i am so so sorry to hear this , prayers out to his family n to you my friend .", "i mean high five ?", "i agree my friend , i could n't have said it better myself !", "i think today i need a drink lol lil early though huh ?", "i 'm so proud of you !", "i 'm so happy that you 're going through life with such a positive attitude god bless you !", "i 'm betting there 's one thing ?", "i carry 3xtra n pair old flip flops in my truck lol i know i 'm weird ... i'm paranoid", "i love it , thanks for sharing", "i 've been in high school last few years ...", "i see a cutie pie kitty cat !", "i 'm sure everyone who goes to visit their loved ones enjoy the cats .", "i 'm so outa the loop n outa the times , bitcoin , no idea what it is ....", "i 'm apartment hunting , n cleaning .", "i can feel your happiness all the way from here .", "i 'll put my name here to try for a win .", "i 'm so sorry hun , what a beautiful baby .", "i have major ptsd , n any unnecessary noise , just bothers me .", "i too love the pink colored one", "i 'm about to pee myself reading your replies lol", "i 'm so jealous i love it , u have a cat ?", "i think your right ! ! !", "i have a rescue cat who likes to burrow under the covers as well .", "i too share in this moment of peace .", "i 'd love to see them !", "i also love listening to the birds sing so happily dsily !", "i love this n willing to pay for one of these to put in my new apartment .", "i am mesmerized by this ! ! !", "i 'm a plant lover n you my dear hit the jackpot ! !", "i 'm happy for you .", "i guess our planes , helicopters , drones ?", "i collected 10 candies , slow day for me here lol", "i do my journaling daily , n slowly do my crafts .", "i 'm happy you have a lil pal to lift your spirits !", "i want it .. did you buy it , it looks homemade , i want it lol", "i 'm a basic , meat n veggie gal lol", "i love kooky people who do stuff like this lol haha neat picture , cool story.thanks for sharing", "i 'm sure your much happier going in there now .", "i believe your right !", "i do n't see any of the comments ..", "i 'm rooting for him � �", "i 'm hoping you get some yummy burgers , n some potato salad yummy", "i am not your mother .......", "i 'm both � � ... yeah we are out there lol", "i could look at this all day , great work .", "i 'm with u on the pasta", "i have a needle n yarn , n did n't even start yet lol", "i slowly started keto,3 weeks no bread or pasta.tell me what s your typical day of meals like ?", "i 'd give you an a for this on my class .", "i love it !", "i 'm proud of you , stay positive my dear !", "i do , it 's late n i m off to bed will do tomorrow .", "i 'm speechless , as much as this is untitled ! ! ! ! !", "i do it for free ! !", "i enjoyed your way of writing , keep at it@ !", "i love the eyes and i love the peacefulness and the beauty in this picture", "i love it , n the stitching looks perfect , very impressive , he 's a keeper .", "i see one hairy , beautiful spoiled kitty ! ! ! !", "i have these cards in my car , wallet n home , god bless you", "i love oreos .", "i can feel your excitement , good for you my dear ! !", "i agree with you wholeheartedly", "i love a messy snuggly bed full of covers n pillows", "i 'm organizing closets n putting stuff away .", "i absolutely love this homemade item !", "i 'm saying yes , i love everything about this picture", "i am majorly impressed ! ! ! ! !", "i 'm happy for you", "i 'm over 40 and do this too ........", "i am so sorry for your loss , shelby was a beautiful baby take care !", "i agree ! ! !", "i 'm sorry to hear this , i 'm hoping your heart heals with peace soon .", "i could never go ide adopt them all lol", "i think you will do just fine .", "i 'm on mobile n did nt see it yet ?", "i do too , with my window open .. as to not get bit by the bugs ...", "i ca nt hug you enough , bless your heart .", "i 'm so sorry , i 'm sure you have wonderful memories .", "i need melatonin nightly , i do nt sleep well .ty for the contest", "i 'm amazed at the talent i see here daily . � � � � � �", "i wo nt try it ." ]
[ "i 've been in a crippling depression since the end of my 6 year relationship . a friend asked if i could be their date to \" a boring awards ceremony \" . they tricked me with a surprise award ! it has no monetary value but it gives me genuine joy ." ]
[ "VousEtesValorise" ]
congratulations , you deserve this ! ! !
Noimnotsally
[ "i 'm so , so glad your dad 's response was loving and respectful .", "i did , too !", "i wish everyone could go to therapy !", "i 'm sorry you 're having to deal with them .", "i doubt op will forget that , but his love for his dad obviously is n't fake .", "i remember when it opened .", "i 'm so sorry you 're struggling with this .", "i do n't \" worship \" my cats , just love them and highly value them as companions .", "i think so .", "i do n't remember ever hearing about or seeing that movie , but i must have .", "i share your perspective on breastfeeding , not what you 've decried .", "i 'm not even christian or religious any longer , but i love this .", "i want nothing to do with any god who tests people like that .", "i 've wondered about that , too .", "i figure those were the names of the op and spouse .", "i love your pig !", "i hate that they put you through that .", "i 'm not even christian or religious any longer , but i love this .", "i hope she does soon , too .", "i have a feeling this is pokemongo related ... because i do n't know what else it could mean .", "i 'm in my 30s , pretty sure my decision to be childless is for real .", "i get the heartbreak now .", "i 'm really happy you enjoyed them .", "i 've been thinking of you - i hope things went okay !", "i completely agree - and do n't understand why peeling is so satisfying !", "i hope the companion gets some help .", "i 'd say you did \" share something with the group \" alright !", "i 'm terribly sorry for you , your mom , and max .", "i 'm so glad things are getting better for you ; i hope they continue to do so !", "i hope things start looking up soon .", "i get it .", "i love being my kitties ' momma .", "i would encourage you to definitely talk to your gyn then .", "i hope eventually your thoughts of him are a comfort to you .", "i hope your dad gets custody soon .", "i 'm so sorry .", "i love labradorite !", "i 've heard the analogy using an electric chair , since crucifixion was a state - sponsored execution ...", "i hope he provided some comfort .", "i like to think of it as \" childfree . \"", "i am loving this as my sweet calico is sitting on my lap !", "i 'm sorry you had to deal with that .", "i did n't know canadians cursed .", "i think her eyes are a bit close together for my taste .", "i bet it was nice and quiet !", "i think my tubes just tied themselves .", "i 'm so sorry they were so awful to you .", "i suspect some folks are more annoyed with the \" unique \" spelling than the name itself .", "i 'm so sorry you experienced that .", "i read it going , \" yeah , yeah , okay , good ... \" until that last bit .", "i wondered about the lack of talking heads / friend discussions involving him , too .", "i suspect most televangelists do n't know any new bands ...", "i seem to recall that being one of the bingo squares ...", "i think that makes sense !", "i think my friend pays a few bucks a month for her cats .", "i hope that helps you get through the bitterness and other crappy feels soon .", "i hope it is easily treated .", "i hope you get there .", "i never realized that !", "i do n't recognize you , but hi , and good job , and hope your day is spectacular .", "i doubt it 's as simple as that .", "i swear i had the same thought when i saw this photo .", "i think me too .", "i had real cake today cos it 's my bday .", "i was about to say , \" that cool flower has a cool name too . \"", "i had the same concern when i read that op 's grandpa carries his on him .", "i hope this is as easy .", "i 'd say you did \" share something with the group \" alright !", "i think the counseling is definitely good advice , and that you articulated the reasons well .", "i hope you all continue to heal .", "i also lucked out , because i ca n't imagine a teacher ever having this conversation with us students .", "i 'm sorry you are in a particularly low place ; i hope you feel better soon .", "i chose \" professional services \" since \" non - profit \" were options .", "i thought foreign brown people were much worse than american brown people ...", "i think it 's all about trying not to look like a bad guy .", "i think this is probably the epitome of \" oddly satisfying \" for me .", "i hope there 's some good conversation happening today .", "i 'm so sorry you 're surrounded by such a toxic culture .", "i hope you guys continue to hit it off !", "i hope you have some good folks walkin ' with you .", "i doubt i could make ones that beautiful on my tenth attempt .", "i 'm so sorry .", "i especially avoid kids before scuba diving trips .", "i think is probably quite possible .", "i bet your boy seems as huge to you as my girls do now !", "i was being silly , too .", "i thought it was a general pet tax .", "i 'm glad for both of these comments .", "i 'm really sorry .", "i might as well make the best of it .", "i 'm also an agnostic atheist , and you nailed my thought process .", "i was waiting on chris to somehow feature in the answer .", "i hope you are surrounded by love and support now .", "i can imagine .", "i could be wrong , but are n't pubs more community - oriented than typical american bars ?", "i love this story - thank you for sharing !", "i 'm so sorry for your loss of this sweet boy .", "i 'm sorry for your loss !", "i call it \" alton brown does bullshit . \"", "i had the same thought when reading jake 's comments above ... still good advice , but yeah ." ]
[ "i 've been in a crippling depression since the end of my 6 year relationship . a friend asked if i could be their date to \" a boring awards ceremony \" . they tricked me with a surprise award ! it has no monetary value but it gives me genuine joy ." ]
[ "VousEtesValorise" ]
wow ! ! great job . i 'm glad you can enjoy this - you obviously earned it !
scoutsadie
[ "i think you nailed it .", "i wish you had butter - fingers with that towel", "i love how your left lip curls out .", "i meant ashamed , not shaved", "i love your breasts .", "i guess you still need barriers for safety though", "i 'd like to remedy that � � � � � �", "i feel like my heart is stopping from our - of - control excitement your causing me � �", "i love your lips", "i hope he eats that pie", "i think i like it when you show her off too", "i love your breasts .", "i love your body .", "i hope you got what you wanted", "i think i 'm getting an arrhythmia", "i love your wife 's pussy , as i 'm sure you do too .", "i 'm not usually a fan of insomnia ...", "i wish i had that striped thong between my lips � �", "i ca n't believe you ca n't believe it .", "i 'm very interested � �", "i 'm getting kinda hard for you right now too", "i would enjoy that snack every time .", "i 'm not in to you now , but i 'd like to be � �", "i think it 's the best i 've seen this year", "i can appreciate your mischievous smile more on that one", "i want to lick it off your lips as it drips down and beads on your clit", "i love your shape .", "i think i prefer the off .", "i think i 'd like to appreciate the view from his perspective", "i 'm a little happy about that .", "i bet it would be so fun separating your lips further with the tip of my tongue", "i love it .", "i 'm glad you got it", "i get she tastes like heaven .", "i hope it 's not the last post .", "i 'm pretty happy with your body too � �", "i 'll just pretend i am right now .", "i did n't , since we did n't finish the night together � �", "i love to see you naked , and wish i could touch that hard body", "i think they accentuate the junction between her hips and torso and the continuing tapering of her legs" ]
[ "i 've been in a crippling depression since the end of my 6 year relationship . a friend asked if i could be their date to \" a boring awards ceremony \" . they tricked me with a surprise award ! it has no monetary value but it gives me genuine joy ." ]
[ "VousEtesValorise" ]
congratulations . that is quite an honor .
2inthehands
[ "i just remembered it myself too .", "i mean , i have a connection with my twin , but it 's not that deep .", "i have a friend who looks so much like him !", "i already found some that seem cool so i 'm gon na contact them :) thank you !", "i ca n't take it !", "i wish you 'd started crash course when i had my matriculation exams a year ago .. :'(", "i actually had to go through your comments to see if you were her .", "i 'm torn :(", "i love them :3", "i 'm really sorry for your loss :(", "i 'm an 18 year old woman .", "i 'm not even joking .", "i for one think this is a great change !", "i feel horrible about that .", "i fucking love macklemore and his big , long , ding dong penis .", "i 'm currently 150 pages in book 5 .", "i guess it has both meanings :)", "i know right ? !", "i kept thinking about this gif the whole time i was at work .", "i will hug and kiss her for as long as i still can .", "i need physical contact , whether it be a hug or a kiss or cuddling before falling asleep .", "i think people still got the idea ...", "i love them !", "i love this comment thread !", "i do n't want to upvote this because it 's just so horrible .", "i feel you :(", "i wish i 'd been that pretty when i was 17 .", "i did that last season and got pretty far .", "i have a huge birthmark on my hip that goes all the way down to my thighs and vagina .", "i was thinking about it earlier yeah .", "i will check your links out .", "i mean , i get that they have a mental illness at worst , but still .", "i got an instant headache after watching this .", "i love it when cats let me scratch them right under their chins !", "i knew immediately where you were from !", "i 'm speechless !", "i 'm pretty impressed that every single one of those subs exist .", "i almost cried !", "i love your hair !", "i ca n't even imagine the result .", "i say what ? ?", "i tried some scrolls to subdue it but nope , nothing .", "i really liked this scene !", "i just hate it when they try to do it .", "i always grab my boobs when i 'm alone .", "i always drool when their scenes come :3", "i just recently left my stove on for 24 hours .", "i never noticed it was him !", "i mean , dueling wizard - sims ?", "i practically beg for feedback and critique every time !", "i guess i 'm an uneducated , jealous hippie then .", "i do n't want to be treated like a lady ; i want to be treated as an equal .", "i would like my boyfriend to send me some , but he would never do that :(", "i 'm seriously about to fall asleep listening to this .", "i love that song ;_; it 's my party anthem !", "i always do this , it 's not a ggg thing to do .", "i love him ;_;", "i agree with you to an extent :)", "i definitely think he is the hotter brother .", "i think she does since she lives there .", "i 'd use it just for the hell of it .", "i feel horrible .", "i love bishi bashi ; _ _ ;", "i know right ?", "i knew it !", "i hope i can sill get in on this !", "i immediately thought of benny hill when i saw the video !", "i wish my boyfriend wore a kilt should we ever marry ..", "i 've been imagining the sensation like this for ever !", "i knew it had to be aulanko :)", "i started watching glee about four months ago and watched several episodes a day for the longest time .", "i 'm a bit disappointed i had to scroll this far down to find this comment .", "i did exactly this last week .", "i agree it 's trashy , but goddamn i wish i looked like her !", "i can so relate .", "i 'm really sad right now and ca n't sleep because of it .", "i am guessing the one coming from the finno - ugric branch would be * emo * .", "i read it like that too .", "i give him space .", "i was probably 12 - 17 at this time .", "i think that was the point in the first place , right ?", "i wish i had kitties to cuddle with ._.", "i was thinking the same thing !", "i texted my dad saying i would need the ride , but what was his response ?", "i can also feel it near my butt", "i 'm not a native english speaker , and to me it has always been a wifebeater .", "i 'm not getting it .", "i 'm not from the states and do n't know these things : d", "i might want to see that movie :) the song fit the trailer pretty well .", "i was cringing so hard i could n't read anything he said after the second picture .", "i actually had to go to your comment history to see you were n't him .", "i love how you look progressively happier in every picture :)", "i might have to make a post of my own about them ...", "i knew it !", "i have one with the red handle !", "i 'm so proud of you finland 3", "i mean , this has nothing to do with sherlock .", "i stepped on a rake once and it hit me square on the nose .", "i actually was doing homework but decided to take a break !", "i did n't say he looked sad , just that the situation was sad ." ]
[ "british comedian jack whitehall texts someone he has n't spoken to in years on television , and is beyond overjoyed when he replies . //streamable.com / j6ma" ]
[ "Hassaan18" ]
which " big fat quiz " is this ? big fat anniversary quiz !
Mende
[ "i like the way you express yourself on camera .", "i will watch your career with great interest", "i have been waiting a long time for this , my little orange friend ." ]
[ "i asked my students to draw things they love on my dress and i am super happy with the results !" ]
[ "thegreatcatsby17" ]
you must be really proud of your class :) seeing this made my day
ArtOverdrive01
[ "i would be to tempted to slide it in ...", "i 'm not sure what i expected when i saw micro .", "i like the raven claw photo the best , you look best in it .", "i would agree .", "i 'm all about it .", "i do n't believe that 's a dress , it looks more like a curtain .", "i 'll still love whatever you put out .", "i wo n't even charge a delivery fee .", "i 'll be here to listen .", "i 'll watch you put on a little show in front of me .", "i ca n't believe your 36 , what a beautiful body .", "i had some really good and spicy ones the other day .", "i would love to sell some t shirt ideas i have .", "i could watch this all day .", "i 'm not sure what i expected but not 5'1 \" .", "i 'll try to catch the next drawing one .", "i love that thigh muscle .", "i 'm liking this photo shoot .", "i 'm down .", "i just discovered that sub .", "i 'm not normally into to butthole stuff .", "i m all about the ring with the stud .", "i did n't change it .", "i 'm happy it 's ending well for you .", "i 'm getting an alice in wonderland vibe .", "i think it 's a percentage of total mbps .", "i do n't see how this would ever be a no .", "i love when piercings are visible through fabric .", "i 'd miss it .", "i just want to spank it .", "i see that .", "i must be going to the wrong beaches .", "i think i bought in at the very top .", "i 'm watching netflix right now !", "i 'll have to try this out .", "i 'm rooting for you .", "i love inside jokes for production work .", "i thought there was a big quake .", "i 'm sure you two will figure out a rthym .", "i always imagined that type of lingerie felt super wierd .", "i would imagine more self conscious than anything .", "i ve never been given homework by a topless woman .", "i 'm assuming so .", "i just ca n't draw .", "i 'm more interested in what is in the mirror .", "i 'm glad you found an irl friend that you can connect with .", "i did after i commented .", "i love seeing new art .", "i have n't seen your mv in forever .", "i miss bathroom windows that can open .", "i was a bit distracted .", "i barely recognize you .", "i 'm glad i stayed til the end .", "i see your cheeky butt .", "i would n't last the full 15 .", "i did n't realize how much nudity was on there .", "i wo n't tell if you do n't .", "i thought that logo was on the towel for a second .", "i just want to spank it .", "i think the most important one is the lack of goals .", "i m always a fan of girls feeling up themselves .", "i 've seen a lot of older photos that i forgot were super hot .", "i live crunch wraps .", "i 'm glad the stove is off .", "i love the feeling of grass on my bare feet .", "i like where this is heading .", "i might like it more if you kept it on .", "i certainly love it .", "i could not .", "i just want to spank it .", "i 'm all about it .", "i think if you make a new account you get first month free .", "i 'm hoping your name is nick .", "i would take waking up over not everyday .", "i 'll be here if you need me .", "i like it when she hugs me with her legs .", "i think its to close to the wall to do that .", "i 'll think of you later tonight .", "i 'm the same way about in - in - out .", "i 'll be the guy for you .", "i ca n't wait !", "i just came back from camping .", "i want to dive in .", "i do n't understand how people think it 's okay to do that .", "i 'm sure they just do n't know how to deal with it .", "i have a couple with my coworkers too .", "i can be friendly .", "i have never heard that song .", "i 'm happy it 's ending well for you .", "i m so close .", "i do agree .", "i just need to be cute .", "i did n't hear a no .", "i would spank her ever morning .", "i have a thing for women in grey jeans as well .", "i could n't see it very well .", "i 'm all about jeans and plaid .", "i like it , what does the glass diverder in the front do ?", "i could stay there all day .", "i think you wanted to get caught ." ]
[ "i asked my students to draw things they love on my dress and i am super happy with the results !" ]
[ "thegreatcatsby17" ]
that 's a really awesome idea ! how did you do it ? did you sew the dress than let them draw or vis versa ?
KikAtWorkFL
[ "i mean , hot cheetos w/ lime juice and sour cream are my favorite snack so .....", "i did the exact same thing .", "i love me some posty . 2 .", "i ’ve made this too !", "i ’ll never understand why humans have such a problem with the human body", "i still say mondays suck .. but either way , that looks delicious !", "i have that book too !", "i love that girl", "i did n’t think about this aspect , thank you for restoring my faith in the show a little lol", "i was under the impression you could use ground beef or sausage as a variation .", "i do n’t think you understand how addiction works ....", "i did n’t think about this aspect , thank you for restoring my faith in the show a little lol", "i also came here to comment on the green sauce lol sooooo amazing !", "i ’d never heard of it so i looked it up and it sound amazing !", "i love it !", "i think the pup was scared and tried to hide under my car .", "i live in florida and we just had a pretty crazy thunderstorm in my area .", "i actually ordered them from amazon .", "i had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs !", "i ’m so excited to buy her some birthday treats lol", "i do n’t have much longer", "i gave her a blanket to lay on and left her some water .", "i love this comment so much", "i ’ll never understand why humans have such a problem with the human body", "i think mostly because it was so unexpected and he was such a great character !", "i ’m a southern american and i read this with a british accent lol", "i am so so so so so happy for you !", "i ’m 2 week in , down 3 pounds .", "i had to chuckle lol", "i was just going off memory lol .", "i ca n’t believe no one has made this comment already !", "i ’ve never seen this pic , so i thought i ’d share :)", "i ’m so sorry for your loss , may your sweet pup rest in peace" ]
[ "i asked my students to draw things they love on my dress and i am super happy with the results !" ]
[ "thegreatcatsby17" ]
this is adorable ! the “ fresh avocado ” may be my favorite drawing :)
jessibabyy11
[ "i 'll sure be atleast 1/2", "i hope the fuck not", "i screamed in my head .", "i love seeing people get murderedbywords in murderedbywords", "i like how non - meta these pokémon are", "i think the venom must have killed it", "i have a spare level 64 gengar that i want to get rid of for something good .", "i made it to the top page once , and i left this sub later cause of this .", "i wonder what pokémon are he", "i was quite attached so i took pictures and came out with the funniest one .", "i won the challenge 6 - 2 !", "i remember instinct took every gym in the capital of croatia once", "i hatched one but my friend transferred it � �", "i ’m sure your cat is a floof", "i do n’t know why guyana is topping the chart .", "i had pokémon sun , but it feels pointless now since ultra sun and ultra moon are out", "i ’m bothered by this , but i ca n’t say anything cause you ’re damn right .", "i mean except for the celtics tru dat", "i hope he is n’t disappointed when he finds out galveston is not blue ...", "i respect women , but do n't push me with this", "i think the sox truly beat us , an west beat a dead astros .", "i ’m going insane .", "i thought you made this in the quarry for a second , i was concerned for those fire crystals", "i ’m trigger happy", "i do n’t think so", "i hope you had fun turning the radio on in northern texas", "i ’m saving this", "i ’m glad that he earned a spot in the nba even after that michigan nightmare", "i do n’t know what attack helicopters did for you to call them the spawn of satan", "i ca n't put my finger on it", "i 've done t before , nothing happened", "i just realized the similarities between bellsprout and peashooter ....", "i just drank soy milk and i feel like a bitch .", "i used to listen to mashrou ’ leila when i was like ten .", "i ’m muslim and they ’re telling me it ’s “ haram ” to do that .", "i feel like nas is about to start rapping but i do n’t know how long he needs", "i was listening to this in the background and came across this at the exact moment", "i ’m still scared of you guys", "i did nt say it was pursuing well plz halp", "i have now caught more eevee than pidgeys", "i think mine dates back to 2013 .", "i had a 1902 shiny with thundershock / thunderbolt", "i thought my city of houston was perfect ..... than the walls started tumbling ... of cactus jack block party", "i might have bypassed the new anti - dropping system by pretending to battle", "i have n't tried yet , i just need to find one .", "i really do think crossposts are nice .", "i like pummeling gym leaders or elite 4 members with one pokémon that counters their whole team", "i have 3 weezing 's and i live in tx", "i ’d lick the floor for 5 buck", "i think shit got too real for me to remember that ... heh", "i hope he is chained under a hydraulic press , same goes for imjaystation", "i said “ green apple skittles ” slowly in my head and just gagged", "i ’ll read it out loud to you", "i could n’t get a strike with bumpers when i was in middle school", "i have to admit yes .", "i want what y' all think .", "i hope he is chained under a hydraulic press , same goes for imjaystation", "i wish i could make a grilled cheese that looks that good but my mommy buys me whole wheat bread", "i ’m so glad this does n’t happen in my area", "i saw this same dodge journey and was late to snap a picture of it .", "i ’m making mac and cheese right now", "i love that song and i never knew its name .", "i go to tiny school and despite being a freshmen there ’s no one to bully me", "i kinda think he started it", "i was distracted by this dude ’s skills", "i would catch the doduo and name it jesus", "i know right ! !", "i think every post on this sub fits the criteria", "i do n't see why not .", "i ’d like to see a rivalry in action !", "i ’m aware of that , i just thought it was funny", "i used to think way more highly of pepe as an r / dankmemes mascot , not so much anymore", "i ’m ashamed that this went over my head before reading the /s", "i ’ve came from the depths of heck", "i appreciate anything i 'm desperate lol", "i mean , he has a point", "i ’ve heard of it so much and i have n’t seen it", "i 'm better at clash royale when i sit back and relax", "i do n’t speak enchanting table", "i ’ve tried tightening my core and glutes , and my last hope is to just get stronger .", "i laughed much louder than i should have", "i ’ll check him out", "i have no words , take this upvote", "i do n’t think he ’s talking about the xangoose .", "i ’m ashamed of the fact that i just did this", "i ’m pretty late , can someone explain to me the d’antoni pringles thing ?", "i ca n’t get my mind off my crush", "i mean that ’s just what reddit thinks", "i do n’t need a chart to call me gay , i have a subreddit of 1,000,000 people for that", "i was n't going to , he 'll likely find a nest of scyther or doduo .", "i fw the vision", "i like breakfast in bed , but i love garlic and bread .", "i thought this sounded really cool until i realized it ’s celsius .", "i can smell the doggo breath through the screen , good boye please scritch", "i went to sleep and was not expecting to wake up to their account of 865 followers terminated .", "i was like 6 when of was a thing .", "i read the title and caption out loud , the flow is a - okay to me", "i call bullshit on your bullshit call .", "i could see the shame in that reverse ... and relate to it instantly , not in a driving way", "i ’m going to landry ’s , what y’ all want ?" ]
[ "i asked my students to draw things they love on my dress and i am super happy with the results !" ]
[ "thegreatcatsby17" ]
and it seems one student has n’t lost hope for westbrook , melo , and george
FrankOfTheDank
[ "i really wish they would get the final arcs subbed here in the us .", "i 'll give it a shot next time i am trying to watch something and report back .", "i loved that game , a modern take on it would be amazing .", "i have one , the issue is that nintendo generated the label and not me .", "i think i just might pull the trigger on this !", "i 'll be trying it when i get home .", "i think it was for titanium if memory serves ?", "i use my pc the most , i 'd say my smart phone then my xbox one .", "i microwaved our store music when i worked at an autozone .", "i m sure you will be able to buy a connector for it .", "i 'm in ny and play halo 5 coach pappis m/ 30 hit me up .", "i thought retropi is n't working on the 3b+ or am i missing somthing ?", "i think he has a zr1 now ?", "i felt the exact same way !", "i know right ?", "i just had this issue on the latest firmware and that worked !", "i have two 980s and it still runs like shit downtown :(", "i 'm sitting here waiting for one .", "i 'd love to put these in my home office !", "i could nt find the collectors edition for less than 150 .", "i can honestly say i am pumped for this release .", "i do n't see it happening , but if it did ..... i would buy it without hesitation .", "i am planning on the x34p when it drops later this year .", "i currently am using a 32 inch lcd tv as a display .", "i think at one point there were servers that high ?", "i 'm entering the giveaway .", "i will check this out thanks !", "i thought they never released the mgs disc ...... cool !", "i laughed so hard !", "i got it for pc and xbox .", "i 'm glad microsoft is taking our considerations serious", "i have 75/75 fios and i would still kill for google fiber .", "i would love to game with /u / majornelson one of these days !", "i totally did not notice i wrote that .", "i thought it was already there ........", "i 'll give it a try tomorrow", "i have held off buying anything because i am waiting on this .", "i see soul caliber nfl 2k and sonic adventure .", "i ve been wanting wind waker hd .", "i remember when the pentium came out man it was big news !", "i have one for sale , what would you consider reasonable ?", "i pictured this being said by chief wiggum .", "i honestly looks like a racecar .", "i 'm going to look this over when i get home .", "i 'm not sure its wise to overclock on a stock cooler .", "i 'll be totally honest here .", "i would also say , stardew valley .", "i have t mobile ..... do i get a key ?", "i honestly stopped reading when i saw that .", "i ve got my pc in a nice apc ups .", "i labeled a bunch of stuff wrong .", "i 've beaten oot and majora 's mask on project 64 v1.6", "i find setting my 4k samsung to pc make it look great !", "i installed 8.1 on a 3.0 usb port with 2.0 usb media", "i remember picking up my xbox on launch back when i was 16 .... time flies", "i love this case , it seriously is top notch for air flow .", "i dunno i kinda liked it .", "i did n't even want to mention it in fear my brain may implode .", "i really enjoyed this game .", "i see power stone !", "i mean we are in the biff timeline so it makes sense .", "i have that same card , they oc really really well .", "i will check this out thanks !", "i still remember when they did this for the original wii .", "i am also referencing the latest entry halo 4 .", "i have got to try this when i get home !", "i run two on mine", "i thought gfwl was dead .......", "i would love to win those games !", "i ca nt stop refreshing !", "i was using the xml scraper v2 with the latest release .", "i wish it ’d bring xbl party chat .", "i just preordered from amazon.co.jp so far that s worked out great for me !", "i play via emulator on my pc with 2x scaling .", "i have been looking for a bios for mame4all .", "i got a fever , and the only cure is more cowbell !", "i liked ds9 but some of the episodes there were generated sounded like legit plots for the show ...", "i thought nothing of it .", "i thought all dc emulators were abandonware !", "i hope so !", "i meant connected too .", "i put some nice artwork in its place i 'll see if i can find the link", "i 'd buy it , i love that game .", "i would like a switch port of mario maker .", "i 'd buy that so hard !", "i would have bought it .", "i think my iq fell ten points from reading that .....", "i suggest that everyone go through and give them a try .", "i honestly love it so much i want to get a second !", "i 've been looking for that exact keyboard with blue leds can anyone throw me a link ?", "i have the 99min release of shenmue 2 not the first one is it on iso zone ?", "i have videos on my media server playing to my xbox one x.", "i love sim games help me out reddit !", "i still remember firing that thing up for the first time ever .", "i ordered my x34p on friday it showed up the next day .", "i run into people that can not seem to pronounce everyday words far too often .", "i ca nt take the pressure anymore ..... its too much ! ! !", "i think you mean dootsector .", "i 've been an nvidia man personally i find their driver support to be pretty spot on .", "i mean forget medicine that can give you a quality of life" ]
[ "after receiving an amazing 90 day review ..." ]
[ "Lizzyb28" ]
til that is a thing
JohnnyPappis
[ "i prefer natural .", "i had a lovely wool jacket ruined by moths .", "i ca n't read the handwriting , but it 's from a jewelry shop .", "i certainly find it uplifting , and i 'm happy for you !", "i 'll be eating them from now on , too !", "i 've seen them once , and i loved it !", "i love rice wine vinegar too !", "i did n't find farts funny when i was twelve , either .", "i want sunshine !", "i think it 's awesome to be able to draw portraits !", "i recently read that is not actually true though .", "i love my sister , but no , thanks .", "i shower every day , but i wash my hair only once every 2 weeks .", "i know , but it still blows my mind every time i see it .", "i 'm almost 60 , still not really an adult .", "i get it now .", "i hope you 're right .", "i do that too .", "i only saw it on tv , but it was still awesome !", "i 'm so glad to hear your brother is ok .", "i hate fabric softener .", "i did n't know it , so i googled it .", "i might have to sex / race change one of my plate - wearers ...", "i 'd just drink wine instead .", "i know only one ' evening ' .", "i definitely do n't want more than 2 !", "i 'm so glad i 'm not in school anymore .", "i just think pandaren look better in robes .", "i bought beer , i 'll be fine .", "i never wear a bra .", "i 'm happy for you !", "i 've eaten alligator once , in a restaurant in london .", "i like croutons too , but not * frozen * ones .", "i 've never even heard of any of them .", "i 'd have dumped her there and then .", "i just see some pebbles ...", "i 'm almost 60 now , but i still miss my grannies .", "i hope he gets better soon !", "i 'm so happy for you !", "i 'm happy for you and your doggie , but cats are lovely !", "i use , which calculates a moving average .", "i think it 's an adjective , too .", "i still pinch myself as to how this ever happened .", "i hope you turn out to be wrong !", "i * have * seen a total solar eclipse though !", "i do n't see anything wrong with it either , as long as you do it in private .", "i hope you turn out to be wrong !", "i thought jack / jaques were short for jacob .", "i 'd never wear those , who knows what kind of creep would follow you ...", "i hoped it would end like that .", "i 'll take two .", "i sure did n't have that 50 years ago !", "i 'm really glad i 'm out of there , too !", "i sure hated them when i was a kid .", "i 've always wanted to know what it feels like to have sex as a man .", "i 'm female , and most of my characters in world of warcraft are female too .", "i 'm 60 , and i still do it sometimes .", "i do n't know how i would create heaven , but i would n't create hell at all .", "i think it 's a dumb custom .", "i would n't pay extra for a leveled pet , it 's easy enough to level them myself .", "i 'm sorry for you .", "i like \" there 's nothing either good or bad , but thinking makes it so . \"", "i really got lucky with .", "i do n't believe that is true .", "i use wet wipes nowadays though , they 're awesome .", "i still do n't think there 's anything wrong with that .", "i basically dissolved a blouse once by using insufficiently diluted bleach .", "i drink lots of soda .", "i agree , avian is a lot better .", "i 'm pretty sure fitted sheets did n't exist 50 years ago .", "i 'm tagging them all as bullshitter anyway .", "i wish i knew who it was , so i could give credit .", "i 'm afraid it is n't legal to collect husbands ...", "i @#$% hate them .", "i wish i had that ' problem ' !", "i 'm not a linguist , just a lowly translator , so i do n't get it .", "i 've probably failed at keeping it private one time or another .", "i second that .", "i never really got it , but then again , i never needed it either .", "i 'm allergic to tonic , probably because of the quinine .", "i do n't like working either , but i do it anyway .", "i had a boyfriend one time who had that .", "i love giving compliments , and i 'd like to get better at it .", "i would * love * to have an english or american accent when i speak english .", "i wish each and every mosquito , mosquito larva and mosquito egg in the world would die right now .", "i do n't think you missed anything .", "i really hope so , anyway !", "i do n't agree .", "i want a cat - sized snow leopard .", "i wish they would , those weapons on the human are way too big .", "i 'm happy my boobs are small enough that i do n't need to wear one .", "i hate those deep toilets .", "i definitely have seen fonts where o and 0 look identical .", "i had misunderstood , and i thought you either believed the myth yourself , or were trolling .", "i * hate * shopping for shoes .", "i 've no idea , it 's been so long since i watched a movie or tv show .", "i 'd just turn the helmet off .", "i do n't know .", "i hit myself with my computer mouse .", "i do n't want to know what they distend there , or how / why they 're doing it ." ]
[ "after receiving an amazing 90 day review ...", "and i just subscribed . haha" ]
[ "Lizzyb28", "CarlofTime" ]
good luck !
Sabiola
[ "i 'll have to read through it later .", "i do n't know why i laughed out loud at this , but that was seriously a hearty chuckle .", "i hated the ww style until i played it and realized how buttery smooth the animation was .", "i 'm in a party of 4 .", "i 'll be damned .", "i can tell you that much .", "i 'm sooo poor .", "i do nt know how you keep making these on such a meager budget .", "i thought he based it on how he sounds in most of his voice acting roles .", "i 've got two of the action figures but ca n't find the set .", "i 'll delete it then .", "i thought it was his real daughter too , but i 'm still not sure .", "i 'll see if i can write more after i get home , flying back today .", "i 'm excited that you 're excited .", "i love the joke , was totally unexpected .", "i 'm down to give it an old college try .", "i 'd like to hear the kkk member 's idea on not being racist .", "i want it .", "i 'll be sure and ask him about it !", "i 'm a 334 lock with 334 tom and 335 spindle", "i thought it was funny .", "i really have no idea why i just subscribed to that .", "i 'm going to go do this now .", "i need answers !", "i watched that whole video .", "i hope they make it to their goal .", "i 'd be interested in working out a deal with you , potentially .", "i think that 's an excellent idea .", "i 'm not temperamental you fucking jerk dick fucking shit ass dick head baby kicker .", "i thought that watermelon was a demagorgan .", "i did n't get it at first either .", "i batted heads away for 20 minutes and killed 100 dudes .", "i heard you guys meet at 2-up .", "i think i might become a better person just because i saw that .", "i found one , then i bought it .", "i 'm wasting tissues .", "i can make it look cleaner .", "i 'll pm you when i get home .", "i can assist you with all of that .", "i 'm super excited to go .", "i was not ready .", "i hate these things .", "i 'll try and get to it tomorrow .", "i thought an added two keys was annoying , could n't imagine more than double the price .", "i 've died probably about 30 times just trying to climb down various things .", "i actually had to go back twice to fix it again .", "i wanna move .", "i too would like to know !", "i 'd hardly call those men police .", "i 've got tons of footage too if you need some help compiling a video !", "i remember that kind of heart wrench .", "i just moved up here and i 'm not sure were to look for work in the area .", "i stopped watching and could n't stop laughing .", "i think your edit definitely needs explanation .", "i 'll try !", "i get not penalizing the winners , but penalizing the losers feels really unfair .", "i 'm not a fan of dc .", "i got it on july 9th .", "i think it 's fucking stupid .", "i feel like a freaking zigerion scammer .", "i do have some writers currently who are great !", "i 've never heard of this .", "i 'll do the fresh raid .", "i 've got two who can get to the swords .", "i 'd buy the shit out of that zelda one .", "i may have to try contributing now .", "i 'll check them both out .", "i know what that is .", "i love the white beard crew .", "i was that other poster .", "i think that 's referred to as a snorlax in these parts .", "i ca n't wait to see more of your work .", "i see it went well for you .", "i ca n't get lana to ride argorok regardless of what button i mash .", "i 'm looking for a player who really likes using olaf and also frequents reddit frequently .", "i would n't risk that shit .", "i 'm hoping to transition back into playing regular gigs with awesome people .", "i 'm confused .", "i like making things and i love it doing it with local friends .", "i quit a job because of this shit .", "i see i see .", "i was actually laughing the whole time that i drew this .", "i 'm pretty sure i go to school with the girl on the far right now .", "i 'm no longer walking to ihop .", "i wonder who he voted for ... xd", "i see now how wrong i was .", "i never noticed the reset .", "i should probably buy this game .", "i want it !", "i specifically hired an art team because i want it to be hellah fresh !", "i get the joke , of saying i .... i .", "i made this when i was like 9 years old .", "i 'm looking for someone who can take an idea and develop it into their own story .", "i defended her .", "i 'm so confused !", "i voted for bush and i can still make a joke about it .", "i can not for the life of me find it anywhere .", "i ca n't stop playing him !", "i 'll have to look it up !", "i believe its pacman , so it 's pacman !" ]
[ "after receiving an amazing 90 day review ..." ]
[ "Lizzyb28" ]
and i just subscribed . haha
CarlofTime
[ "i presume they do n't hurt or itch .", "i only saw period blood all over the toilet seat , never shit .", "i ... do n't get what you 're saying .", "i heard that wisconsin is basically /r / winterporn .", "i 'm also from ro , that 's why i was asking .", "i really thought that too :(", "i did not know that .", "i should delete it , should n't i ?", "i loved him in chronicles of narnia too .", "i mean , i can try all of them and see what i like more , i guess .", "i want a t - shirt with this .", "i 'll miss the show until the next season .", "i think you meant to say \" quack \" .", "i liked finn a lot too .", "i bet they 're great and i wish my friends would bake something like this !", "i still spell them and flavour , favour with a u.", "i mean ... e adevarat intr - o oarecare masura , mai ales daca te uiti la psd .", "i mean i would die for cake , but obviously she would n't , since she is still alive .", "i feel like * my * eyes hurt .", "i got some really cheap ones from ali express .", "i may have dyslexia .", "i definitely do n't want to hurt them .", "i thought he used just the dough , but not baked it too .", "i do n't know why she was so surprised :/", "i just went with my \" candyland \" mood .", "i want to see teddy back .", "i think i read about one too , but that 's extremely rare .", "i even have cake !", "i have abp and it still left me with an ad that could n't be skipped .", "i just need a tutorial .", "i 'm sorry i do n't have any gold for you .", "i see that you actually are illiterate , so probably ca n't read much .", "i 'm sorry some romanians get to trash our reputation like this .", "i have the same obsession .", "i see that the mods did n't post an episode discussion so ...", "i saved your comment .", "i asked myself how many pets does he have , 'cause the scroll kept going ...", "i guess it could be .", "i forgot to mention it in the title .", "i did n't know i wanted this until i read it .", "i do n't know , but this creeps me out !", "i 'm curious .", "i know real love when i see it .", "i actually avoided all spoilers .", "i forgot to add it in the title : journey .", "i 'll be happier if she were alive , easier to be tracked down .", "i 'm not gon na read the book .", "i do n't know how to get used to it faster .", "i just purchased a 150 prismacolor set .", "i wanted to cut him after that dance .", "i 'm a bit proud of it myself :p", "i 'm sorry .", "i recently discovered it and i 'm amazed .", "i mean , no offense , but 72 votes are n't really relevant when you have 91k subscribers .", "i do n't mind .", "i do n't even know anymore .", "i just discovered gel pens and i love them .", "i love that sub and wanted to make it more visible because i figured people like cozy places :)", "i ca n't remember that .", "i 'll log in later to give some presents : d", "i ca n't find it though , that 's why i asked for a link .", "i 'll definitely keep an eye for cerave now wherever i go !", "i get it .", "i 'm confused now .", "i got pretty upset about this too .", "i had such a crush on him .", "i decided to go with a buyback and leave my buddy behind for a new macbook air .", "i do n't think it was a joke .", "i 'm that monster who is still keeping that on , 2 months later .", "i 'm still not over her and they guy 's death .", "i love twinings !", "i 'm dizzy !", "i could n't find that one .", "i 'm gon na have to look for one too .", "i did n't enjoy it as much as i did before .", "i repurposed the bottle for immersion oil at work .", "i questioned your taste in fashion for a bit .", "i guess we know who likes assholes .", "i promise i 'll translate it and get back to you :)", "i 'm so sorry for your loss .", "i have some of those , but in another corner of the yard .", "i replied to you to the other comment about what i actually meant .", "i 'm not even checking to see if i got right .", "i 'd post mine but they 're not that impressive :(", "i bet she got upset about the wedding and searched about wtf is mike 's deal .", "i wanna know .", "i sometimes mess it up , though i do n't see where i went wrong .", "i need to watch it again .", "i joined after watching you girls and /r / fashion for a while .", "i do n't mind it .", "i 'm in awe with how soft and vibrant they are .", "i 'm talking about character assassination , not actual killing of a character .", "i know , right ?", "i wanted more .", "i sneezed when i opened the gif .", "i meant puns .", "i understand the strategy but it does n't suck less .", "i hoped for that too .", "i was also backing you up .", "i wanna sit on that grass so baaaad !" ]
[ "after receiving an amazing 90 day review ..." ]
[ "Lizzyb28" ]
nice job !
Nheea
[ "i like to exfoliate then put either a light lotion or deodorant .", "i love creamy coffee , so i usually do our and entire cup of milk in", "i used to date a guy who loved it and it looked interesting !", "i loathe running with anyone else .", "i do n't do this because they are too dull for me !", "i 'm 3 cycles in , going fine so far", "i 'd have too many hormones running through my body with how much i 'd eat .", "i just love a man confident enough to wear a speedo !", "i will get the extended for most home appliances .", "i 've been using farm dave online but $ 80 for 30 lbs is getting crazy .", "i hope to pass on the pizzaness when money becomes a bit more available !", "i use sleep as android , it is interesting !", "i have never been able to enjoy cauliflower rice ... but mashed cauliflower with shit tons of garlic i love", "i think she means bmr .", "i love it !", "i 'll keep that in mind !", "i 've never known ...", "i like to pretend i 'm not like him even though i do drink .", "i personally can not", "i 've never heard them so quiet at feeding time .", "i get that , but what does it actually look like to sew ?", "i just stopped using them .", "i love this , so sweet and simple .", "i do n't mind hair , but for the love of god trim it .", "i do n't even know what to say to that", "i definitely just encountered this kind of toilet tonight ... i just mashed both buttons .", "i 'm going to try this with cauliflower rice , looks simple and tasty", "i personally do n't notice it", "i made my wedding bouquet out of cloth !", "i just wanna say i love your entire body , especially the hairy chest !", "i talked to a guy in the crew recently .", "i love the knockout front close !", "i 'm going to go ahead and say yes ! !", "i go to golden view veterinary in golden , good people", "i 'll try it and hopefully i 'll stop looking so silly", "i agree that it should be what she wants .", "i 'll look !", "i like the idea , ca n't wait to see what you come up with now", "i am feeling much more comfortable in my skin again .", "i ca n't even remember the last time i took out my notebook in class .", "i totally agree , i 'm just saying to give people some slack !", "i 'm the same when i work from home", "i hope you guys do well too .", "i ca n't imagine him enjoying that part of naked running", "i 'm a safe site too !", "i hate when that happens = [", "i got kicked out of many classes for not saying the \" god \" part of the pledge .", "i just try not to think about the exam afterwards", "i love to marinade my chicken in italian dressing , so this sounds great !", "i can assure you i am not trying to find a date on reddit .", "i did the 10k last year , great group of people and a beautiful town", "i live at 10,000 feet currently .", "i 'm young , class of 2013 ....", "i do n't know about making your own , but myprotein had flavour drops", "i really love the body hair", "i 'm not offended , it 's just not funny .", "i sometimes forget what any part of it tasted like because i inhaled it so fast .", "i thought it looked like meg was biting her chest skin ... freaked me out at first", "i 'll try to keep up on that more", "i was n't sure if there was a ' pet specific ' one i should be getting .", "i was so afraid for you two .", "i looked through the comments but did n't see an explanation .", "i would love a meatloaf recipe !", "i could listen to get version of it in repeat , great cover", "i have a 22 bmi but 32 % bodyfat .", "i still think it 's unnecessary .", "i never thought about osa being a risk factor .", "i would like to climb him like a tree .", "i want to keep the respect i earned without some asshole tearing me down .", "i do n't know much about this", "i sent the pic to my mom since i know she wanted to do mimosas for my shower !", "i currently ca n't find my remote , mind shipping me one ?", "i need to get me a tiny santa hat !", "i 've never cut myself shaving down there !", "i was literally just wondering if they had a non dairy option , this is great", "i would suggest the tuna burger to anyone interested !", "i plan to go off of body fat percentage once i get into the healthy bmi range .", "i think i have been promoted to team lead . ftfh . yay ?", "i feel that if this happened today he 'd be going to rehab for a sex addiction .", "i feel like they should n't be that big .", "i 'm waiting on my condoms .... should come in on valentines day ;)", "i used to live at 10k and work at 11k , not bags ever popped for me :(", "i did this too .", "i was just about to suggest santiago 's !", "i struggle to get 20 minutes on a treadmill , but i can run for hours outside", "i want to try this", "i 'm very partial to ampersands .", "i 'll look into it !", "i 'm turning 21 in 3 weeks , do you think they 'd include some booze in my mocha ?", "i was going to make banana bread , but now i might try the muffins", "i 'd owe basically nothing after the 10 years anyways ....", "i wish more people would listen to when they say \" do n't apply to sensitive areas \" part .", "i hope it keeps doing well", "i just broke a spoon last night because of this = [", "i thought so too", "i have seen women using kt tape and well", "i love garfunkel oates", "i too , have a goal to squat my significant others .", "i 'm going to save this and get back to you after the 1st", "i 'm in cycle 2 of bbb and the 5x10 sets of squats and deadlifts really exhaust me ." ]
[ "after receiving an amazing 90 day review ..." ]
[ "Lizzyb28" ]
i know that feeling , i just hit 1 yr at my job after being unemployed for 7 months , i 'm much more relaxed at work .
buttercup_mauler
[ "i 'd go for that first before checking for cell service", "i was thinking of drowning", "i get you 're joking but that only gives a hint its soft , like real gold is", "i hope you promptly knocked that down after taking the pic", "i find this really creepy", "i know it 's comedy . given your response , i 'm not sure that 's true .", "i was under the impression he was quartered .", "i guess we can pack it up and head home", "i never knew there was a monthly limit .", "i think i 'll try that .", "i have no idea what that sub was .", "i had a similar feeling after realizing it got upvoted .", "i guess but the four characters for \" pigz \" seems easier", "i thought that was supposed to be the reference", "i stand corrected ; just saw the library .", "i 'm in austin , i 've only seen 1 yrs or 6 mo around here", "i guess i missed that one , link ?", "i see what you did there ...", "i have 2014 q50s with runflats .", "i 'm so sorry .", "i always thought pluto should have just been grandfathered into the club", "i 've never heard the term angry hawaiian but ordering that next time , sounds great", "i 'd like to become an international bounty hunter .", "i found some additional coverage at timesofisrael2.com and timesofisrael3.com", "i do n't even notice you when you are here . \"", "i find reddit 's constant reminding me i 'm supposed to hate laugh tracks far more obnoxious .", "i upgraded to the sleeper car on the way back .", "i 'm done eating by then anyway .", "i literally ca n't even", "i 'm applying directly to the forehead all day long .", "i hope it 's gmo and gluten free as well", "i think you meant to post in wtfloods", "i hate that these things are called hoverboards .", "i get dumbfounded poker faced looks .", "i actually did a round of that too .", "i 've heard that about a lot of fast food places .", "i remember liking that book but do n't remember your reference .", "i have , i was the one that drove him to the vet .", "i did n't downvote you", "i 'm not sure what the going rates for piss water are so i 'm not concerned about that .", "i saw a vase", "i am often a customer .", "i thought this was the only chair allowed in the tech world", "i find english.stackexchange.com will get better results for etymology questions", "i thought that meant not even credit , and really just for the intrinsic value of the class itself", "i remember running through the wet bar ... desperately wanting ...", "i consider reddit more of a forum , like what existed before the term social media was coined", "i think you could get few meter accuracy from cell tower triangulation", "i liked the old facebook better", "i have some serious internetting to catch up on", "i need to start buying canadian lottery tickets", "i 've never seen such a downvoted comment .", "i 've tried interacting over there , it seems like cancer .", "i 'm from the us .", "i was hoping for free space beer dropped from above", "i hope you did nt violate any kind of terms for publishing test questions", "i guess you could say ...", "i 'll sleep with a pillow between my boney knees .", "i figured most would ctrl+l /r/ backspace+{2,}/commandline", "i do n't think i need to say what the comments would be like if this happened in america .", "i hope you do n't get sued over your comment", "i 'm gon na disrupt using machine learning block chain in the cloud", "i do n't even want", "i was going to post dae not give a fuck ... but yeah , this , pretty much", "i saw it marching in last months pride parade", "i 'm more tired of seeing comments complaining about reposts", "i believe the saying goes \" filter input , escape output \"", "i do n't trust any account created 2015 or later", "i wonder if i could get an internship for a ceo role there", "i did n't notice a single picard \" engage ! \"", "i went over that with her but i think the way you say it better communicates to potential problem .", "i 'm on mobile now but look up update triggers", "i have both a traditional and a roth ira .", "i have one and constantly get ftes w/ stuff like thunderbolt", "i 'd get the shirt if it pictured leondard from big bang theory .", "i think it needs more intro circling around the helicopter", "i do n't know why i was expecting an answer i might understand ...", "i wonder if uncle could serve as their subway 's jared", "i guess that 's why the author and i were never friends .", "i agree , that 's building a reputation and demonstrating a skill set", "i have a q50s , works fine for me .", "i 'd imagine he 's dead by now .", "i was at my last one 13 .", "i find it annoying that the existence of a subreddit is considered a \" movement \"", "i thought you were supposed to doom on random devices", "i was in westin in ebisu .", "i do n't have my british font handy", "i ran into roberto today ...", "i 'd like to know what a teenage boy is doing on 6th st at 2 am .", "i still have n't seen random playing cards in the wild though", "i guess buy some lube and bend over", "i liked the old facebook better", "i 've never seen anyone say that .", "i 'm the guy checking in to report it 's new to me", "i do n't think was around until 2004 - 2005", "i did mention a need to close the phone - show loop hole .", "i 'm trying to get a feel for what is reasonable market price .", "i 'm not even sure i know the questions to ask .", "i 'll leave it to someone else post there if they dare", "i always thought fu was like next level fi for some reason" ]
[ "after receiving an amazing 90 day review ..." ]
[ "Lizzyb28" ]
did you find your job through /r / jobsearch ?
msiekkinen
[ "i can talk my issues out with inside voices and completely hear all sides calmly .", "i drink like once a month or less .", "i 'm the man .", "i loved the technology department and i enjoy the job its like a hobby .", "i 'm assuming you 've booked the first flight out .", "i have n't played that since i was like 10 .", "i also made pizza recently , and my friends also call me bdizzle .", "i pay 985 in rent and my gross pay per month is around 3920 .", "i will be with you soon good sir .", "i moved to florida from illinois to accept this job .", "i am going through the odum book and came across this question which stumps me .", "i have been apart of a toxic workplace .", "i could not get my thoughts together , i could not concentrate on anything .", "i have been checking zillow but there is probably a dozen or so places that fit pets and budget .", "i 've been living a lie .", "i put that shit out of my life .", "i had a better than average streak .", "i am just trying to understand the tactic that everyone else took to study .", "i will improve .", "i do this and i dint tend to swing as much as you .", "i am leaving on saturday and will get down there sunday night .", "i have some offers coming in for my field of study .", "i just par - took in the panic button to gain strength in a time of weakness .", "i could see maybe 50 + but 65 ?", "i am at a crossroads on how to move up .", "i have started reaching for food mostly fast food .", "i quit my job .", "i have a evga 660 2 gb if your still looking for one .", "i have recently graduated college .", "i have a job in illinois , i am interviewing now for a job in florida .", "i have no idea .", "i have a job 5 days and 40 hours a week .", "i have done one .", "i have started studying a+ this week .", "i swear i tried that , flush , renew , checked ipconfig /all i could nt find the cure .", "i am less than a month old 23 year old .", "i have been sitting here the past couple hours racking my brain and updating everything .", "i got sick of hearing my favorite songs and decided to attempt to learn to play them on piano !", "i do n't understand -scriptblock param . so my script shows error of not validating argument on parameter .", "i look forward to seeing you fellow fapstronauts downrange .", "i could not turn left .", "i have been lurking on this sub - reddit for since the summer and trying here and there .", "i would love to help you .", "i see they only offer cisco routers to be configured .", "i 'm really happy with the exercise and the job .", "i had that sim as well .", "i have a dog .", "i just came across this reddit and the aoe community still alive on youtube .", "i would still get your cert before you forget the material .", "i wonder what the charges would be ?", "i want to be social and enjoy outdoor activity .", "i would be dead of food poisoning if i tried that .", "i think you mean at - will state", "i am a student in it as well .", "i am a 23 year old flying down next wednesday from illinois !", "i would say tuck your legs more to your chest .", "i 've been lurking but not posting much .", "i feel like a lot of people are power hungry these days .", "i want this .", "i am deathly afraid of coming across people i know .", "i put my apartment up for rent .", "i laugh alot and i smile all the time .", "i hate seeing people i know in the grocery store or where ever .", "i am a 23 year old male .", "i can not use a cisco switch file in my design .", "i am leaning towards fixing it and holding off for the galaxy s7 .", "i think i read recently only 88 % of university of phoenix students actually graduate .", "i know its florida and that 's what i should have expected but just something different i noticed .", "i would have it framed if that was me .", "i want to see you on the other side .", "i planned on doing a 3-fund portfolio as i saw recommended on bogleheads .", "i do nt know what these feelings are that i have .", "i wanted to know how much time does everyone spend on their education per week ?", "i hate the sensationalism in journalism .", "i have been lurking and have a lot to gain from this subreddit .", "i would n't go that far .", "i hate this and avoid certain businesses and certain times of business because of this .", "i 'll go first .", "i 've seen a documentary about this , it 's called inception .", "i was born and raised in illinois and i have never been west of missouri .", "i love windows 10 more and more each day .", "i gained 12.33 i could also tell global warming slowed down because of the reduction in inefficiency .", "i could not allow that .", "i know right ?", "i 'm gon na go ahead and call bull shit on that 41.7 % tax rate .", "i am very interested in input .", "i have a windows 10 pc that loses internet a couple times a day .", "i am a 23 year old male who likes to be active and be outdoors .", "i do nt really know what i 'm doing .", "i will definitely make the drive to see them !", "i hope to go networking and also learning system administration .", "i saw the story about it .", "i can not \" diagnose \"", "i feel average .", "i am new to this reddit and to the real world .", "i just checked and it is in fact graded .", "i have been working helpdesk , i want to move on to bigger and better .", "i moved in my new place last week .", "i am coming to the s7 from the s5 so i am a bit out of the loop .", "i have started studying a+ this week ." ]
[ "after receiving an amazing 90 day review ..." ]
[ "Lizzyb28" ]
plot twist . op is self employed .
AgedTwenties
[ "i wish you a speedy recovery , !", "i am so sorry for your loss � � .", "i just followed you on instagram .", "i do n't know , i bought the plants already started ." ]
[ "just had the knee surgery i 've needed since late december . pain is present but hope is returning ." ]
[ "FearsIntheRain" ]
i wish you a speedy recovery , !
craigdresser
[ "i have so much time for sushi", "i ve had it before and its a great pie", "i love my oreos like i love my wife : intensely .", "i 've just been keeping then tied and slipping them on .", "i find reddit way more interesting and fun", "i 'm so sorry .", "i have to say this a lot !", "i think his face says it all ....", "i 'm a good man !", "i was jumping through the hoops my insurance needed for me to have bariatric surgery .", "i like video games too but wo nt neglect my wife for them .", "i did not know this .", "i accidentally did a 22 hour fast by leaving my lunch at home .", "i have a very sedentary job .", "i 'm sorry it happened but you 're writing of the story is hilarious .", "i 'm happy for you .", "i would run but you have to do what 's right by you now .", "i 've been lurking for a few months now , finally decided to post .", "i used to be an adventurer like you , then i took an arrow to the knee .", "i thought so too", "i talked to my doctor about it and he suggested the keto diet along with the if .", "i would want to know .", "i do most of the cooking at my house .", "i live in greenwood .", "i believe you can do it !", "i ve had it before and its a great pie", "i always laugh at the butt wiggles � �", "i was thinking the same thing", "i hope you find something that works", "i have nt seen this exhibit but i have been to the museum ." ]
[ "just had the knee surgery i 've needed since late december . pain is present but hope is returning ." ]
[ "FearsIntheRain" ]
good luck . hope the surgery helps
boo3114
[ "i was at this hookah place and these two guys mentioned a new fetish club that just opened .", "i feel you , trust me .", "i 'm jealous .", "i have strong opinions , i just do n't shit them out like a parrot .", "i love y' all lol thanks .", "i went through his bank account and phone records .", "i love posts pertaining to hitting weight goals .", "i got a banana republic wallet almost identical to the one shown for fifteen bucks", "i 'm right there with you .", "i just have a feeling she looks sexy in those heels .", "i bartend at a hotel downtown and have a discount .", "i just started reading this this morning and barely saw your post .", "i feel like a lot of the content is redundant sometimes .", "i guess i have too lmao psychosis is the issue here .", "i 'm in san antonio right now .", "i actually thought i was alone .", "i 'm living in a hostel for a month until my apartment is done .", "i basically know how to make scrambled eggs and french toast .", "i feel like shefter knows all my secrets .", "i see you got the golf going on the tube too .", "i just stumbled upon awesomeness .", "i can imagine some of the conversations he 's had with christians", "i really do n't like tequila in general .", "i do n't think she 's a good actress", "i filled out the info for the shirt then googled him and was like who the fuck ?", "i know it 's only noon but now i want a guinness lol", "i 'll take it .", "i remember mia on that 007 video game .", "i have been diagnosed .", "i 'm six feet and weigh 150 .", "i knew it would be the top comment but , of course i had to see for myself .", "i laugh every time he says that .", "i definitely agree with you .", "i 've always wondered how and when all this came about .", "i 'm 25 and single .", "i just ordered a lifetime supply", "i ca n't remember why , but it was the end of the world .", "i used to follow this guy back in my fundamental days .", "i 'll be at work and wo n't be able to catch it .", "i usually do n't use railing but i still do n't like it not being there .", "i 've searched around on here but ca n't find a good answer .", "i did n't see any sources and i 've been researching more and it does n't really add up .", "i appreciate the idea . 😎", "i 'll keep my opinions to myself lol", "i 'm not here to complain about them because they 're mostly cool , it 's that gm .", "i can watch any nude scene but no temptation to beat my meat .", "i 've always said houston and dallas are the two most alike cities in texas .", "i love kanye .", "i never know how they do all that stuff !", "i 'm new in town", "i have an interview on tuesday for a bartending job i really need to get .", "i have about a year bartending experience , never taken a mixology course .", "i do n't have sensitive skin at all", "i think she 's an actress .", "i want to travel like you", "i 've never been to a comedy show like this one before .", "i 've always said houston and dallas are the most alike cities in texas .", "i have n't seen the movie and do n't care about spoilers .", "i hope you are n't talking about charlie day", "i was planning on going to amsterdam the week of december 6th by myself .", "i could play that audio while going to sleep .", "i 'm a texan so nothing in my opinion lol", "i 'll look into it", "i know right !", "i just bought a round trip on megabus for next tuesday to and from houston .", "i pictured you as an asian while i read .", "i really appreciate your help", "i guess cause it was funny ?", "i love meta world ... eh i mean panda express !", "i can relate to how kanye feels sometimes .", "i 'm confident .", "i used to think cross movement was the best rap group ever until i heard wu - tang .", "i have no temptation to relapse .", "i like seth and franco � �", "i suck bro .", "i bet he feels like spongebob did the first time he met sandy", "i think it 's safe to assume all the memes are real", "i have three nieces who 's mother is on \" disability \" .", "i 'm alcoholic but do n't want aa .", "i deactivated my facebook so i ca n't look it up there and the link does n't show much .", "i had no idea .", "i 've always wondered ...", "i always say , \" you 're very welcome \" to guests at the hotel .", "i hope you do the right thing .", "i just went from six to midnight", "i do agree with you , though .", "i 've been looking for the interview with woody harrelson and playboy .", "i believe it !", "i do n't think the two are related but they did both happen around the same time .", "i got this very hot young ladies number last week and she 's extremely kinky .", "i 'm new in town and also new to getting loans .", "i guess you go to these places often ?", "i 'm in texas", "i got \" beaner \"", "i liked the other one better !", "i bought it for $ 350 all i want is $ 70 .", "i do n't have any professional writing background .", "i 'm actually about to get there in about twenty minutes", "i 'm at work so i put the captions on .", "i felt like i was reading the captions from dawn of the planet of the apes ." ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !" ]
[ "Jemacapo" ]
you look great in it :) i love kitties
SamuelStephenBono
[ "i was 16 .", "i thought that 's why we have 4 wheel drive and shovels .", "i 'm almost 32 and i really want to get married .", "i was unaware that different foods had a gender bias ...", "i suggest talking to someone about it .", "i 'm glad that the craze is over though .", "i 'm artsy as fuck .", "i 'm seriously considering it .", "i want to hug them , i love being hugged by guys that are tall and squishy .", "i lose half a pound a week on 2000 calories .", "i forgot this is reddit and everyone assumes everyone else is a dude .", "i think some pieces were swapped out with a different set though .", "i 'm always polite and say \" no thanks ! \"", "i ca n't imagine life without it .", "i 'm not going to downvote you , but just no .", "i think i 'll name him steve .", "i 'd love it .", "i already did !", "i have a lot of issues with food and with my body .", "i prefer the food police .", "i 'd sniff you all day long if i could .", "i 'm so sorry that you have to encounter ppl like that .", "i love the awkward yeti !", "i always thought what we did best was coming up with fucking brilliant ideas and procrastinating .", "i edited my comment and added the recipe !", "i think that depends on the state .", "i thought it was funny as hell the first time i saw it .", "i edited my comment and added the recipe !", "i have been trying to figure this out for years .", "i 'll take a defensive lineman over a running back any day .", "i only date men taller than 6'1 \"", "i read this book in the mid 1990 's .", "i added you simply because you have a great name , lol .", "i edited my comment and added the recipe !", "i like tall , chubby , bearded guys covered in tattoos .", "i 'm a girl and ca n't grow a neckbeard .", "i just read the 13 page sentencing notes .", "i have a bra that 's a 46d , but it gaps everywhere and does nothing for me .", "i was high .", "i completely agree with you .", "i have found my people ! !", "i know ... they did n't really think that through .", "i humor them and tried on a few to prove my point .", "i thought i was the only one .", "i 'll give it a watch , it looks kinda funny .", "i am so jealous of that waist ! ! !", "i have n't gotten any dick pics", "i bought new socks .", "i 've never heard that either .", "i also have ones in 42d and my boobs fall out of the bottom if i move suddenly", "i 'll have to find out .", "i do n't eat anything that casts a shadow . \"", "i pissed myself when vomiting while extremely drunk in a grocery store parking lot at 2 am .", "i edited my comment and added the recipe !", "i got ta see some penguins like right now . \"", "i miss climbing .", "i call that \" the kitty death paw . \"", "i 'm not jewish , but it is a family name .", "i 'm straight .", "i hope they do it again this year .", "i explain what i meant and say that the cut she suggested does n't work with my shape .", "i named my old cat \" rex manning \" .", "i get complimented on my art , humor , compassion , and empathy fairly frequently .", "i 'm now the spiritual leader of all the pandas in the world .", "i had a \" boyfriend \" and someone dared us to kiss .", "i 'm a chick and i just found out that this was a thing like 3 minutes ago .", "i 'm assuming you 're talking about the all black eye ?", "i ca n't wait to see her really show off what she 's capable of .", "i usually get \" you 're pretty cute , but damn , you 're fuckin weird . \"", "i did n't know that this was a thing ! ! !", "i just slip my shoes on and off and only tie the laces when they accidentally become untied .", "i did n't know it existed !", "i 'd guess american staffordshire terrier and catahoula along with the acd .", "i do n't get it ... do guys really think that type of shit is funny ?", "i love logic puzzles and shit like that .", "i generally go for guys over 6'2 , just because i 'm 6'1 .", "i want to give him a hug .", "i play bass guitar so my nails are always short .", "i 'm guessing ted hits him .", "i edited my comment and added the recipe !", "i find that hot .", "i still giggle at it , it 's funny .", "i 'll get there .", "i 've been having one of those weeks .", "i kinda suck at these types of posts .", "i thought this was kinda funny .", "i 'll look this up at work tomorrow , lol .", "i 'm still waiting to hear back from my weight loss doctor about what their recommendations are .", "i 'm reclaiming my body and my fucking life by losing weight .", "i still have his sweatshirt and a pair of his shoes .", "i stand corrected !", "i 'm gon na guess it 's high .", "i was hoping you 'd update !", "i love when people get my movie references .", "i never found any of his stuff funny .", "i believed him until i was about 10 .", "i did n't know what else to say .", "i 'm a 6'1 woman who dates men .", "i 'm a little too high .", "i read this book in the mid 1990 's ." ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !" ]
[ "Jemacapo" ]
you also have fantastic eyebrows .
Mahatma_Panda
[ "i do n't like it .", "i do n't remember him saying this .", "i 'll do that math for you : 9:00am .", "i do n't think he 's argumentative , he 's just opinionated - it 's different .", "i do n't do shots because they make me yak but i could do * these * shots .", "i do n't expect you 're all capable of this but take note .", "i have black friends ... some agree .", "i 've played all these games for such long sittings it 's all a blur now .", "i refuse to believe you are n't a giant .", "i 'm a big comedy fan , i wonder what comic i would want at my funeral ...", "i 'd love to smoke some * * pot * * with you .", "i usually just smash the keyboard and be \" asdgfasddfg asgfdasdf \" for 2 weeks before the trial expires .", "i realize there are a lot of shitty people in the world but i do n't like ignoring it .", "i 'm done /r / atheism .", "i sure have n't .", "i do n't listen at all anymore .", "i have not and will not ever text my guys like that .", "i am the captain now", "i thought he was the friend that was killed at that spot on 8 mile ...", "i 'm giving advice and guidance .", "i tweeted it at that cocksucker as soon as ant mentioned it , but they no play .", "i guess it 's later .", "i 'd rather have civil rights than weed .", "i feel safer if a gun - toting citizen also smokes pot .", "i hate this fucking guy so much .", "i have 2 classes with this person also .", "i fucking love this guy sam hyde", "i ca n't stand half of you queefs , this shit is easy", "i could mull it over for you but i do n't want to .", "i have one and two friends .", "i do n't know what to do !", "i do n't agree with those morals .", "i 'm on cosmicbard 's side .", "i ca n't ignore it .", "i have not spent a minute on this subreddit 's new section .", "i use the same jar and also flip around the batteries when they die .", "i 'm surprised how many of the guests do n't really know how to smoke properly .", "i bet if you cleaned that pipe it would look really different .", "i think \" hope \" was a typo , he meant to write \" dope \" .", "i would have laughed thinking it was a joke .", "i ca n't believe the people on here who say differently .", "i do n't believe you .", "i do n't call women 130lbs or more .", "i think you are lying .", "i saw how many tweets came your way because of that .", "i thought my 400 hours was impressive", "i 'd say morphine , how bout you ?", "i 'd call that a view .", "i do n't think you 're ugly .", "i would n't say you 're wrong , although i do n't smoke much anymore .", "i understood that , * barely * .", "i 'm not gunna beg him to stay ...", "i come here to post this and fuck you .", "i saw this post too but am worried about shorting out or otherwise fucking up my batteries .", "i want to know what you think of all this .", "i 'm not proud of it .", "i think this drawing is worse .", "i do nt think so .... but i think it was cq ya twat", "i apologize when i 'm in the wrong .", "i meant to watch it when it aired on comedy central but i fucking missed it .", "i would n't know ... i could n't get passed his voice .", "i still will try them tonight tossing most of the dart away after like 2 pulls .", "i assume is was nyc crime report .", "i remember that post , mind linking to it ?", "i love that movie .", "i 'd listen more than i do to opie and jim , that 's for sure .", "i do n't know where it comes from , god only knows", "i do my best .", "i thought the \" generally accepted definition of ' punchline ' \" was something funny .", "i understand that a little bit .", "i guess only mid - to - late-90 's kids would get it ...", "i ca n't agree more , pat fucking rules .", "i really have no idea", "i 've always said i 'd rather be an asshole than a pussy .", "i 've only found the aftershow .", "i 'm so sorry .", "i do n't get it .", "i have n't laughed at one thing she 's said ever and i 'm a joyous person .", "i wonder if the school by my house did this when they renovated recently ...", "i do n't get it .", "i think satanism is wrong .", "i always lose them before getting this low ..", "i assume fogmachine is 12 .", "i 'm obsessed with rat too .", "i poked a big hole in the filter and that also works .", "i certainly did .", "i think he 's still a good fit , regardless .", "i bet huell has soft , plump hands ...", "i m an idiot , was looking in the wrong place .", "i 'm fuckin crazy , man , i do n't even care that i broke that rule .", "i can never spend as so much time with someone . this does n't make sense .", "i could give a fuck about your grandmother .", "i think this person works for the government to make all conspiracy theorists look like morons .", "i 've also logged 300 hours on terraria so i guess you can count that too .", "i 'd say it falls under the 4chan category ...", "i want one .", "i think dave 's actually gotten funnier on the show and he 's been giving more quality than quantity", "i just hope to god for your sake your resume is well written .", "i just want a real discussion .", "i barely listen anymore , does anyone have knowledge of opie having a big announcement ?" ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !" ]
[ "Jemacapo" ]
ur cute
Weed_n_Wisdom
[ "i wish i knew you guys in real life .", "i think you might like it .", "i could n't care less about their hopelessly backwards ways .", "i do n't know , tom riddle conveys a kind of mystery and is short and neat .", "i 'm sure simple reducto would waste them", "i 'm on mobile right now so i ca n't provide the link", "i really do n't need everyone i know knowing i am playing this kind of game .", "i 'm going to let choosing to find this information up to the person who seeks it .", "i 'll be dead :)", "i do n't just \" sit through \" the incredibles .", "i do n't know what to say .", "i 'm saying it in the interest of objectivity .", "i think we were all thinking this", "i 'm a size 8.5", "i have a friend who really needs to see this .", "i 'm going to post this on my girlfriend 's facebook wall !", "i 'm thinking $ 8 for shirt # 3 if its still available depending on shipping to nj", "i should really get a life .", "i did not know that .", "i think you mean carol", "i just recently discovered existentialism and i think its fantastic .", "i hope things can get better for you .", "i you want to be with him , just ask him out yourself .", "i 'm questioning its accuracy", "i 'd possibly consider a purchase if it were $ 4.99 at a thrift store", "i find that i am much more comfortable hanging out with girls than with guys .", "i must say , i am not disapointed .", "i m down for an nyc meetup", "i quite honestly feel sorry for you .", "i believe it was lucy who would pull that trick , not marcy .", "i 'm sorry you had to go through that .", "i got 99 problems but a bitch ai nt one", "i did too !", "i was saying that i did not want her and ryan to end up together .", "i 'm an atheist and seeing this type of attitude makes me really sad .", "i 'm really trying to get the broadest range i can and work from there .", "i would n't include gabe in that list .", "i will upvote this gif in any context .", "i 'm digging it", "i do n't think you 're using this correctly .", "i 'm looking to make a responsible purchase .", "i did n't know they started making new comics again /s", "i did n't hear that clearly when i was watching it .", "i seems cool , but will it spam my facebook ?", "i feel like many amas are actually pretty down to earth", "i know plenty of males who feel a full range of emotions .", "i 'm with you man .", "i know * hugs preemptively *", "i have n't heard of any of these players .", "i would n't normally expect quality from that brand , but it works well .", "i challenge that .", "i do n't understand how people go through life being that sensitive .", "i want to see one with arya and the hound", "i would n't say wearing beats is * daring * , but i agree with your idea here .", "i repeat : how is wearing a hijab dangerous ?", "i thought that was just my shitty cable provider", "i 'm fifteen and depressed too .", "i would really appreciate the help .", "i read this as joe johnson and got excited :(", "i have a boner just thinking about it .", "i watch it again and again , laughing and crying and enjoying every moment .", "i will upvote that gif in any context .", "i imagine this makes very little sense to those unfamiliar with biblical hebrew .", "i know it well .", "i was expecting a gif of jenny with something dribbling down her chin .", "i always said the same thing about scarlett johansson .", "i for one do love the shirt .", "i 'm not going to tell you what to do .", "i 'm getting the impression that you 're pretty fucking stupid .", "i no longer confider myself a part of that community .", "i swear she is gorgeous .", "i 'm glad someone like you has this job .", "i approve of this writing prompt .", "i can if i ever get enough sleep .", "i was brainwashed from a very young age .", "i 'm a high school senior looking to buy his first car .", "i - i - i- thought that we would have been finished with this by now .", "i do n't know , he 's a bit controlling and insecure .", "i thought that only happened to me ... when that happens i get to name my price :)", "i 'm sorry , did i say that they should ?", "i feel like not every child makes it past this stage .", "i promise myself i not cry", "i 'd ring you for tech support , but i got a no bell prize", "i want to receive this text .", "i 'm seriously asking", "i 'm a similar height and you have a physique i 'd like to make a goal for myself .", "i 'd like to learn to thrift more efficiently .", "i do n't know , it 's so hard to have an opinion on this .", "i 'd say pictures do n't really do it justice , but here 's the best i could get .", "i 'm sure he 's seen it multiple times .", "i would buy this at the right price .", "i do n't think money is an issue .", "i 'm new to street wear how the fuck should i know", "i 'm in a similar boat brah .", "i 've had good results from it .", "i heard the dog was okay though", "i 'm on spring break , so its good that i was able to learn something new today :)", "i think a lot of it is real .", "i hear that .", "i luwv you chwistufuh" ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !", "it 's awesome ! where did you get it ?", "from asos petite !" ]
[ "Jemacapo", "Megan_Bee", "Jemacapo" ]
asos is amazing !
NietzschesUbermensch
[ "i am honored by my title", "i came a little", "i 'd recommend it", "i do n't get it ...", "i love this series .", "i know people put that on posts when they want advice , but what is the acronym ?", "i would n't sell him for a million !", "i think this guy is joking , why the downvotes ?", "i could never place it , but it 's totally crayons !", "i 'm really excited to read this one !", "i clicked on that at work .", "i 'll try it !", "i 'd really like more variety of hairstyles , clothes , etc .", "i 'm pretty new to sims 3 .", "i love the rubies lol", "i kinda missed the boat on that whole thing .", "i read the books in 2012 - 13 , and have re - read them since .", "i want to try the challenge !", "i 'm new to this game and still trying to figure it out .", "i think i was confusing it with parts of ballgame * as well , though .", "i also noticed he / she capitalized every word other than \" are of evil \" .", "i 'm curious to know what lead her to flip that much shit", "i tried to get along with toby .", "i hope these guys make a comeback in weirdmaggedon pt .", "i always find my multiplayer servers on planetminecraft.com .", "i 've been playing for a couple week , s but i have no friends who play .", "i 'll add it to my to do list", "i was thinking a summit epa , but that 's kind of boring .", "i just started my 3rd read - through", "i spend most of my time in t - shirts .", "i 've always been confused about predicting turnip price patterns .", "i would 've liked to see salador saan 's book outfits in the show .", "i 'm a straight female , but daaaaaaaaaaaaamn she 's gorgeous .", "i 'll have a hot dog !", "i have a few thoughts about season 2 .", "i was an avid sims 2 fan and it took me a while to get hooked on 3 .", "i remember when they first invented chocolate .", "i got it home safe and let it cool down all night .", "i 'm just curious as to how often this happens irl .", "i still do n't get it :(", "i got it home safe and let it cool down all night .", "i just saw that it was a diet formula , so i bought it .", "i did n't realize people had such strong opinions on /r / animalsbeingderps", "i found good homes for them :)", "i see it now .", "i apologize if someone else has some up with is before .", "i just ca n't handle this", "i was just wondering how common this is in kittens .", "i 'm not sure how i 'm going to make that happen , though .", "i 'm planning on re - reading the series eventually , i just want a little break first .", "i thought i was on /r / cringepics .", "i share a desk with my roommate , and this is how she leaves it .", "i hate to kill you", "i love me some bojack", "i could see laughing at this stuff when i was 9 or 10 .", "i was thinking about robert ’s reign and whether he was a good king or not .", "i wanna live here with you !", "i think my toddler might be evil", "i 'm trying to remember an old episode of jake and amir .", "i want to live here with human beings !", "i was cringing about that ill - fitting bikini top , as well : /.", "i thought the movie was great !", "i 'm new to this subreddit , so excuse me if this has been discussed a lot already ...", "i still thought it was beautiful , though", "i watched it all and hated the last 2 seasons .", "i do n't understand his second - to - last comment", "i like him a little doughy :)", "i wanna see the news clip !", "i managed to write a perfect at symbol", "i ca n't do it anymore .", "i just finished listening to the podcast called \" unpoiled !", "i had n't heard of that one .", "i can do the clover - leaf thing with my tongue", "i want to know what it is !", "i was just thinking about the science fiction logic .", "i read somewhere that you know you 're an adult when you start rooting for tom instead of jerry .", "i love her beans .", "i wonder what happened .", "i feel a warm spot", "i had t explain to my friend what /r / foodporn was haha", "i just love the animation in this scene .", "i just thought you guys should see this conversation .", "i 'm a student at winona state , and i drive past that bridge all the time !", "i knew i was gon na lose , so i just wrote down \" your mom ! \"", "i 'll just come to your town . edit : sorry , i 'm new to multiplayer .", "i ca n't figure it out- i keep seeing giant blocks of cheese .", "i played infinite first , and i just finished playing the original bioshock today .", "i 've been trying to unlock the museum gift shop .", "i 'm an idiot lol", "i agree , though , awful name lol", "i think they 're pretty entertaining movies on their own .", "i would 've guessed 70 's or 80 's .", "i hate it when people feel like they 're more entitled that others", "i 'm brand new to the series , too .", "i do n't think we 'll get answers to these questions in the show .", "i love marshall and lily as a couple .", "i felt pretty awesome .", "i hate that movie , but i * love * the soundtrack", "i look forward to getting back home and relaxing pretty much as soon as i go out .....", "i do n't want to live here anymore ." ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !" ]
[ "Jemacapo" ]
it 's awesome ! where did you get it ?
Megan_Bee
[ "i appreciate people like you", "i eat as much as i can", "i do n't know , you tell me .", "i did n't find it funny at all it 's blatantly fake .", "i do n't know .. does n't it just kind of .. piss you off ?", "i think i may have a touch of consumption .", "i assumed they were shitty just from the name", "i was good at sex my first time", "i think this is the biggest one", "i say go drugs !", "i have a choking victim shirt with this exact picture", "i 'm missing a bunch of shirtless solitary men smoke their hookahs together ... you guys are fucking retarded", "i would send this right on over to r / crappymusic", "i strongly disagree , i think this is fucking superb . my wife is so fat !", "i have absolutely no idea , a lot of downvotes too -- yeesh .", "i found caterpillars so i 've used an insecticide to kill them .", "i do n't see what 's wrong with this phrasing .", "i cry myself to sleep at night", "i 'm pretty sure that person is giving you shit ..", "i think this is a tight album cover", "i recognize it from somewheres ...", "i feel like he 's got ta be sitting there playing like ... learn a real fuckin instrument", "i bought a ph tester which should be here in a couple days .", "i think that video is hilarious", "i want you . ahahahahaha", "i do n't see why not .", "i hate sarcasm too", "i like roseanne 's a lot", "i think society promotes alcohol consumption ." ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !" ]
[ "Jemacapo" ]
you 're beautiful ! lovely shirt .
Kellen1337
[ "i have one orgasm , then am too sensitive down there to be touched for a long time .", "i did n't think those were too expensive .", "i 'd love you to send me the link .", "i 'd love to see similar designs , too .", "i pm'ed you .", "i could n't grow my hair long until i realized i had hard water and got a water softener .", "i do n't care if i offend anyone .", "i see you 're getting downvoted .", "i like purple .", "i mean i was definitely built to dislike the reality of caring for offspring .", "i think in the early days , their stuff was made in the usa .", "i 've seen you named .", "i figured i 'd post here to see if anyone has had success .", "i suppose that 's true .", "i saw both sets at the register .", "i thought it was the medication that caused that .", "i 'm a lefty .", "i just noticed that liam is mail backwards .", "i found a jack jack shirt on rb with all five heads like samuel l jackson wore .", "i 'm counting six .", "i 'm literally cringing hard that i typed that .", "i got my boyfriend in for the dopey challenge and myself for the 5k 10k !", "i refuse to update .", "i 'm afraid i do n't know what that one means .", "i gave up and cancelled amazon .", "i think it includes the cup things .", "i plan on getting clearer pics and posting on here at some point .", "i love it !", "i am sure they 're talking about the eyebrows .", "i 'm 35 with black milk disney dresses .", "i 'm stumped .", "i thought this was a different gaston .", "i figured i 'd let everyone on here know that the sale is live .", "i missed that you keep lists .", "i did n't post it .", "i have a multi - touch clickpad on my acer q500a .", "i wish we knew the long , long term effects .", "i fucking love my tieks .", "i ca n't wait !", "i prefer word feud .", "i 'm using alienblue until nothing loads .", "i 'm going .", "i do think it would be really hard to be a part of one , though .", "i did n't realize that a comma would have to be used after the name in that situation .", "i love lays wavy hickory bbq chips with french onion dip .", "i want one !", "i think it 's a she and they 're making a waffle .", "i 'm using incursion and there 's no streams available at all .", "i hope we get one one day .", "i think the lower left pic may actually be in a neighborhood .", "i 'm still upset , though .", "i call them my fat stories .", "i thought the same thing !", "i love that length so much better .", "i do n't really thing paint scheme is really a valid complaint since it can be changed so easily .", "i find it works well with my satin scrunchies .", "i 'm afraid you 're mistaken .", "i got to the \" might of \" and gave up .", "i 'm guilty of that .", "i believe you actually had nifflers .", "i 'm not sure why you were downvoted .", "i 'm going to try to watch it this week !", "i thought it was a good question .", "i love your shirt !", "i 'm so happy for both of you !", "i love this shirt .", "i 'm so sorry , but it 's almost comical how off that is .", "i would n't ever think i 'd see designer breathing masks .", "i 've never heard of it .", "i think they wanted to know how you had proof of what you packed .", "i think the only way to go about this disagreement is to video it .", "i 'm seeing polkadots .", "i missed this one .", "i hope you love it !", "i ca n't get episodes anymore .", "i 'll pm you now !", "i 'm just glad it was n't so overt like the collars would have been , imo .", "i 'd love to see a before face pic .", "i see them at spartan races all the time .", "i was just saying it in case they were just going to provide a direct link to the site .", "i have the same bra the left one has .", "i ca n't answer your question , but i did want to say your english is great !", "i 'll let you know !", "i 'm not seeing a braid there .", "i 've tried a few older ones with no luck .", "i do n't know if that 's a good idea .", "i tried using it once to brush my teeth .", "i ca n't believe these are $ 600 .", "i 'm pretty sure it 's a wrap .", "i checked the website .", "i was half asleep when posting and going in depth was n't going to happen .", "i was hoping it was just mobile .", "i have n't .", "i hope they add that someday .", "i 'm hoping they bought an account and changed the name .", "i 'm drowning in lipsticks .", "i know the /r / incel sub was shut down a while back .", "i was hoping to see a cute puppy or kitten .", "i just looked that qvc logo brand up on google images and it 's like 95 % frumpy tunics .", "i averted my eyes a lot ." ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !" ]
[ "Jemacapo" ]
it 's adorable , but after really looking at it , the cat 's eyes look crooked . one looks significantly below the other . is it just the angle ? ( ) .
BabblingBunny
[ "i 'm not even mad , that 's amazing", "i do n't like sand .", "i 'd watch that .", "i would disbar all over her face", "i think we hugged this site to death .", "i logged on to my work laptop to downvote you for saying ' gem ' in title", "i knew op was a faggot even before i knew this was a repost", "i 've got the weirdest boner", "i think you missed the reference", "i need it for my valerian and the city of 1000 funko pops that no one wants", "i feel like you did n't say actually enough", "i 'm glad i 'm not the only one using tits for a ksp flag", "i mean , he _ almost _ made it", "i turned my phones off months ago , thinking perk would come to their senses ... never did", "i still do n't understand bitcoin", "i 'm a little biased .", "i have 2 characters .", "i respond the same way to gal gadot tickling me", "i demand you change it", "i like how you have the transmission in park anyway", "i assumed it would have a bike 's gearbox , given the v", "i 'd awkwardly approach her and make her feel uncomfortable !", "i love that song where he talks about dogs", "i 'm going to watch it anyway because it 's an excuse to get shithammered at bars", "i just flunched my pants", "i imagine they get pretty ratty looking .", "i thought that shit would be everywhere", "i do n't think anyone would have fucked with you in prison .", "i 'm a little aroused", "i 'm still butthurt we never got his 3rd album", "i would gay it up with that man", "i was expecting them to green - screen the hell out of this movie", "i ate too many paaaaancaaaaaakes", "i know that feel , unfortunately", "i just told you ...", "i 'd love to know how they collected this data .", "i ca n't do anything about it .", "i do n't believe you", "i could use a new job", "i was so confused by this title that i downvoted it just to be sure", "i do n't think this happened .", "i hate taleo for this bullshit .", "i , too , feel stupid . plus side , mine is pretty clean underneath", "i would do terrible , unspeakable things to amber nash . also lucky yates", "i 've certainly never seen these pictures before", "i found a downvote for you", "i married jax teller , deceased", "i do n't recommend doing smuggling . fixed that for ya", "i have the comcast modem / router as well , and it works like a champ for my 5-farm .", "i love this subreddit", "i love my dod but it is not a race car .", "i took mine on a roadtrip , and while holding speeds of 70 - 80 mph , i averaged 32", "i heard that katy girl pushed her", "i 've noticed the movie quotes is showing me the same questions over and over", "i have n't seen him a long time .", "i was saying that i was ok with it on an impreza .", "i , too , curate a collection", "i finally docked successfully .", "i 'd reward her as a normal actress , if you know what i mean .", "i feel like i 'm rich", "i honestly ca n't tell", "i 'd like to think that nbc is just trolling with all these self - spoilers", "i aim to please", "i 'm pale and have high blood pressure .", "i am so surprised her career tanked after lost .", "i never have to worry about complex equations again", "i do n't make the rules", "i do n't really care if you think the argument is sound .", "i get this on one concord every day .", "i hate white people", "i just bought a ' 16 wrx and turned on my a / c in december too", "i wish reddit would shut the fuck up about the nsa .", "i would have sex with all this white girls", "i 'll damage it horribly before i pay impound fees !", "i picked up a socom m1a over the weekend .", "i 'm so butthurt that last of us is ps3 only", "i 'm probably grabbing my wrx from subaru of gwinnett later this year", "i only export top range , so i only get top range", "i 'm basically invisible to cops in my silver japanese sedan .", "i 'm going to keep doing it and you can just cry in your pie", "i guarantee that car has never been driven outside of the us", "i thought that 's where her power came from", "i 'd give that story 96 points out of 99", "i 'd play patty cake with that !", "i 'd blow their balloons , if you know what i mean . tits .", "i want to see more of your routines .", "i 've been doing $ 10 cashouts with the occasional $ 5 for starbucks", "i think you should shut your fucking mouth", "i had to put it down like ol yeller", "i was hoping that he would end the video with \" you 're welcome , you twat \"", "i feel like there will never be a better time to post this gif .", "i just bought a 2016 myself", "i 'm glad fergie 's career is done with", "i ca n't speak for anyone else , but i already boycott red lobster .", "i 'm about done with hollywood and mainstream movies", "i 'm pretty butthurt that a 75 year old is in better shape than me", "i 'm mad about things", "i want to be on you .", "i upvoted this anyway .", "i 'm willing to watch anything with selma 's hayeks in it" ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !" ]
[ "Jemacapo" ]
prepare your inbox for pussy puns
ProJokeExplainer
[ "i thought reddit outlawed deep fakes !", "i 'm stealing this .", "i hope this is a joke about his hair .... upvoting just in case .", "i 'm a troll in real life too .", "i do n't even see the code anymore .", "i think that did it .", "i would cut that thing open and put my weed in there !", "i 've heard the same about female reproductive parts as well !", "i loved the blueberry porter .", "i think its a type of tea ?", "i was one level too meta .", "i liked 2010 better when it was on vinyl .", "i liked the \" immortal technique \" version better anyways ...", "i just did this and now everything sounds like dubstep .", "i 'm on about them still being tourists until they stop acting like tourists .", "i 'm \" you should see facebook rn \" years old .", "i tend to do the opposite .", "i 've got some extra clips for that gun if you need them .", "i should probably go do mine now .", "i 've seen lots of people keeping \" refill cups \" for days and days .", "i get your point , just saying it was n't * that * bad before .", "i 'd immediately .", "i 'm planning my first bm trip for 2010 .", "i thought the point was that they got someone else to hold their raffles ?", "i shall name it , \" milhouse \" .", "i read it as \" remember to kill harry potter \" .", "i 'm not familiar .", "i read the article and i see racism .", "i 'm picturing banana seats and ape hangers all the way .", "i passed out twice while reading this .", "i can just barely make out the dude in the red hat playing chess .", "i assumed you knew ... in america , cunt means vagina .", "i mean , at least we get mainstream representation .", "i could n't watch past the first 5 minutes either ... too painful .", "i really do n't think we can keep it up forever , though .", "i mean , have you tried applying for the new position ?", "i see what you did there .", "i just met her !", "i do n't have all the answers for you .", "i 've tried up to 4 doors in a row , all \" tightly sealed \" .", "i saw it on vinyl .", "i need to stop hanging out with ravers ...", "i stopped listening to the radio the day thunder 94 went off air .", "i 'd leave now .", "i do n't motivate to work out , but i do work out to stay motivated .", "i 'm at bar now .", "i mean , they still do , but they used to , too .", "i do n't believe the two notions are mutually exclusive .", "i thought she would freak out but she said it was big of me !", "i must have her for my wingman .", "i 've been sleeping hard not to notice this ...", "i recognize this from someplace specific .", "i see what ya mean .", "i have this problem attempting to play racquetball irl .", "i voted for him when it was on vinyl", "i 'm very confused .", "i think /r / memphis is really swole .", "i 'm going to call this \" fauxthark \"", "i think i got you hooked up now , swetty .", "i laughed way more than i expected to .", "i thought can meant bum ?", "i was just there , but now i 'm gone .", "i just saw \" suckerpunch \" and now i ca n't unsee the exploitation of females everywhere i look ...", "i knew it was shitty before i even played it ... on vinyl .", "i added a word and some punctuation marks", "i like how you left the 7 unrepeating .", "i 'm a mod and i do n't believe it .", "i just invented a device that can print out pick stampers from any metal sheet .", "i think her prophecy rules that one out .", "i like to break it down into ' waves ' like ska .", "i 'm blue and i want to destroy it !", "i still call it \" gold \" and \" lumber \" in my head .", "i 'm pretty sure the mistake was buying almond milk instead of soy ...", "i think it was either quickly fixed , or the site just gets overloaded too easily .", "i make shit .", "i put my trust in you", "i 'll take that as a \" yes \" ...", "i guess i should have said \" should n't it be the opposite tho \" .", "i 'd cosign a big red heart with the ' bless your heart ' title .", "i 'm old .", "i lose , too .", "i think my piercer friend is out of the running then .", "i felt a strong breeze ...", "i would assume they start hiring around then .", "i wanted it to be tyrion before he switched sides but jamie is just as good .", "i 'm excited to see where we 'll end up on this thing !", "i 'll be out tonight .", "i am already a space janitor , in spezzz , so no need to rp", "i 'm not telling you why .", "i 'm pretty sure there 's no such thing as a ' whiskey glass ' , so ...", "i should have known i 'd typo the only actual math in my post ...", "i think you got that backwards .", "i was assuming a pokemon .", "i feel like that 's a gimme .", "i 'd like to have seen more effort on the title , honestly .", "i 'm talking about a data deletion request", "i wish i remembered more of the details .", "i mean , more than usual ?", "i do n't think those were the two options presented , but feel free to keep digging ...", "i just heard about that the other day and now ... wait ." ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !", "prepare your inbox for pussy puns", "i do n't get it ..", "she 's a girl wearing a shirt with a cat on it . you know what , no ... this has got ta be a troll attempt" ]
[ "Jemacapo", "ProJokeExplainer", "ifatree", "ProJokeExplainer" ]
it 's the username . i just had to do it ...
ifatree
[ "i 'm not even mad , that 's amazing", "i do n't like sand .", "i 'd watch that .", "i would disbar all over her face", "i think we hugged this site to death .", "i logged on to my work laptop to downvote you for saying ' gem ' in title", "i knew op was a faggot even before i knew this was a repost", "i 've got the weirdest boner", "i think you missed the reference", "i need it for my valerian and the city of 1000 funko pops that no one wants", "i feel like you did n't say actually enough", "i 'm glad i 'm not the only one using tits for a ksp flag", "i mean , he _ almost _ made it", "i turned my phones off months ago , thinking perk would come to their senses ... never did", "i still do n't understand bitcoin", "i 'm a little biased .", "i have 2 characters .", "i respond the same way to gal gadot tickling me", "i demand you change it", "i like how you have the transmission in park anyway", "i assumed it would have a bike 's gearbox , given the v", "i 'd awkwardly approach her and make her feel uncomfortable !", "i love that song where he talks about dogs", "i 'm going to watch it anyway because it 's an excuse to get shithammered at bars", "i just flunched my pants", "i imagine they get pretty ratty looking .", "i thought that shit would be everywhere", "i do n't think anyone would have fucked with you in prison .", "i 'm a little aroused", "i 'm still butthurt we never got his 3rd album", "i would gay it up with that man", "i was expecting them to green - screen the hell out of this movie", "i ate too many paaaaancaaaaaakes", "i know that feel , unfortunately", "i just told you ...", "i 'd love to know how they collected this data .", "i ca n't do anything about it .", "i do n't believe you", "i could use a new job", "i was so confused by this title that i downvoted it just to be sure", "i do n't think this happened .", "i hate taleo for this bullshit .", "i , too , feel stupid . plus side , mine is pretty clean underneath", "i would do terrible , unspeakable things to amber nash . also lucky yates", "i 've certainly never seen these pictures before", "i found a downvote for you", "i married jax teller , deceased", "i do n't recommend doing smuggling . fixed that for ya", "i have the comcast modem / router as well , and it works like a champ for my 5-farm .", "i love this subreddit", "i love my dod but it is not a race car .", "i took mine on a roadtrip , and while holding speeds of 70 - 80 mph , i averaged 32", "i heard that katy girl pushed her", "i 've noticed the movie quotes is showing me the same questions over and over", "i have n't seen him a long time .", "i was saying that i was ok with it on an impreza .", "i , too , curate a collection", "i finally docked successfully .", "i 'd reward her as a normal actress , if you know what i mean .", "i feel like i 'm rich", "i honestly ca n't tell", "i 'd like to think that nbc is just trolling with all these self - spoilers", "i aim to please", "i 'm pale and have high blood pressure .", "i am so surprised her career tanked after lost .", "i never have to worry about complex equations again", "i do n't make the rules", "i do n't really care if you think the argument is sound .", "i get this on one concord every day .", "i hate white people", "i just bought a ' 16 wrx and turned on my a / c in december too", "i wish reddit would shut the fuck up about the nsa .", "i would have sex with all this white girls", "i 'll damage it horribly before i pay impound fees !", "i picked up a socom m1a over the weekend .", "i 'm so butthurt that last of us is ps3 only", "i 'm probably grabbing my wrx from subaru of gwinnett later this year", "i only export top range , so i only get top range", "i 'm basically invisible to cops in my silver japanese sedan .", "i 'm going to keep doing it and you can just cry in your pie", "i guarantee that car has never been driven outside of the us", "i thought that 's where her power came from", "i 'd give that story 96 points out of 99", "i 'd play patty cake with that !", "i 'd blow their balloons , if you know what i mean . tits .", "i want to see more of your routines .", "i 've been doing $ 10 cashouts with the occasional $ 5 for starbucks", "i think you should shut your fucking mouth", "i had to put it down like ol yeller", "i was hoping that he would end the video with \" you 're welcome , you twat \"", "i feel like there will never be a better time to post this gif .", "i just bought a 2016 myself", "i 'm glad fergie 's career is done with", "i ca n't speak for anyone else , but i already boycott red lobster .", "i 'm about done with hollywood and mainstream movies", "i 'm pretty butthurt that a 75 year old is in better shape than me", "i 'm mad about things", "i want to be on you .", "i upvoted this anyway .", "i 'm willing to watch anything with selma 's hayeks in it" ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !", "prepare your inbox for pussy puns", "i do n't get it .." ]
[ "Jemacapo", "ProJokeExplainer", "ifatree" ]
she 's a girl wearing a shirt with a cat on it . you know what , no ... this has got ta be a troll attempt
ProJokeExplainer
[ "i thought reddit outlawed deep fakes !", "i 'm stealing this .", "i hope this is a joke about his hair .... upvoting just in case .", "i 'm a troll in real life too .", "i do n't even see the code anymore .", "i think that did it .", "i would cut that thing open and put my weed in there !", "i 've heard the same about female reproductive parts as well !", "i loved the blueberry porter .", "i think its a type of tea ?", "i was one level too meta .", "i liked 2010 better when it was on vinyl .", "i liked the \" immortal technique \" version better anyways ...", "i just did this and now everything sounds like dubstep .", "i 'm on about them still being tourists until they stop acting like tourists .", "i 'm \" you should see facebook rn \" years old .", "i tend to do the opposite .", "i 've got some extra clips for that gun if you need them .", "i should probably go do mine now .", "i 've seen lots of people keeping \" refill cups \" for days and days .", "i get your point , just saying it was n't * that * bad before .", "i 'd immediately .", "i 'm planning my first bm trip for 2010 .", "i thought the point was that they got someone else to hold their raffles ?", "i shall name it , \" milhouse \" .", "i read it as \" remember to kill harry potter \" .", "i 'm not familiar .", "i read the article and i see racism .", "i 'm picturing banana seats and ape hangers all the way .", "i passed out twice while reading this .", "i can just barely make out the dude in the red hat playing chess .", "i assumed you knew ... in america , cunt means vagina .", "i mean , at least we get mainstream representation .", "i could n't watch past the first 5 minutes either ... too painful .", "i really do n't think we can keep it up forever , though .", "i mean , have you tried applying for the new position ?", "i see what you did there .", "i just met her !", "i do n't have all the answers for you .", "i 've tried up to 4 doors in a row , all \" tightly sealed \" .", "i saw it on vinyl .", "i need to stop hanging out with ravers ...", "i stopped listening to the radio the day thunder 94 went off air .", "i 'd leave now .", "i do n't motivate to work out , but i do work out to stay motivated .", "i 'm at bar now .", "i mean , they still do , but they used to , too .", "i do n't believe the two notions are mutually exclusive .", "i thought she would freak out but she said it was big of me !", "i must have her for my wingman .", "i 've been sleeping hard not to notice this ...", "i recognize this from someplace specific .", "i see what ya mean .", "i have this problem attempting to play racquetball irl .", "i voted for him when it was on vinyl", "i 'm very confused .", "i think /r / memphis is really swole .", "i 'm going to call this \" fauxthark \"", "i think i got you hooked up now , swetty .", "i laughed way more than i expected to .", "i thought can meant bum ?", "i was just there , but now i 'm gone .", "i just saw \" suckerpunch \" and now i ca n't unsee the exploitation of females everywhere i look ...", "i knew it was shitty before i even played it ... on vinyl .", "i added a word and some punctuation marks", "i like how you left the 7 unrepeating .", "i 'm a mod and i do n't believe it .", "i just invented a device that can print out pick stampers from any metal sheet .", "i think her prophecy rules that one out .", "i like to break it down into ' waves ' like ska .", "i 'm blue and i want to destroy it !", "i still call it \" gold \" and \" lumber \" in my head .", "i 'm pretty sure the mistake was buying almond milk instead of soy ...", "i think it was either quickly fixed , or the site just gets overloaded too easily .", "i make shit .", "i put my trust in you", "i 'll take that as a \" yes \" ...", "i guess i should have said \" should n't it be the opposite tho \" .", "i 'd cosign a big red heart with the ' bless your heart ' title .", "i 'm old .", "i lose , too .", "i think my piercer friend is out of the running then .", "i felt a strong breeze ...", "i would assume they start hiring around then .", "i wanted it to be tyrion before he switched sides but jamie is just as good .", "i 'm excited to see where we 'll end up on this thing !", "i 'll be out tonight .", "i am already a space janitor , in spezzz , so no need to rp", "i 'm not telling you why .", "i 'm pretty sure there 's no such thing as a ' whiskey glass ' , so ...", "i should have known i 'd typo the only actual math in my post ...", "i think you got that backwards .", "i was assuming a pokemon .", "i feel like that 's a gimme .", "i 'd like to have seen more effort on the title , honestly .", "i 'm talking about a data deletion request", "i wish i remembered more of the details .", "i mean , more than usual ?", "i do n't think those were the two options presented , but feel free to keep digging ...", "i just heard about that the other day and now ... wait ." ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !", "prepare your inbox for pussy puns" ]
[ "Jemacapo", "ProJokeExplainer" ]
i do n't get it ..
ifatree
[ "i was a recent college graduate and did n't care because jesus christ i 'm old .", "i wonder how many rabbits that thing vaporizes a year", "i organize them by writing notes for myself after i 've worn them !", "i think it 's the sweetest hat ever .", "i 've found nothing like it yet .", "i try not to but on my visit to purdue it was unavoidable .", "i love kouros .", "i had to pause in order to quit laughing after that line , i 'm in tears", "i usually just wiggle it around really fast , and the movement draws my eye .", "i think this is the year nebraska shows up .", "i 've done fine with fragrancex , but have never had to deal with their customer service .", "i 'm weird .", "i have no one to brag to except friends , family , and co - workers .", "i collect $ 100 bills .", "i was in prague for a while in 1996 .", "i agree , eidetic memory was the first thing that i adeptly recalled .", "i once had a similar build ... but also with top .", "i remember when dialing the phone meant you actually turned a dial .", "i like irises .", "i still laugh at \" gimme nuculer secrets \"", "i do n't know , if you roll it up the right size ...", "i see what yew did there .", "i 've been using a max keyboard nighthawk x8 with brown switches and love it for everything .", "i was making a joke .", "i wear too much of it .", "i wish i could help .", "i wonder what 's inside ? ”", "i actually know a guy who did that .", "i do n't understand why they do n't just put four buttons on one side .", "i went to the university of idaho in iowa city , ohio .", "i once made habanero chili , and neglected to wear gloves .", "i still do n't know how to pronounce that .", "i much prefer the dior , personally .", "i guess now we have the answer to \" why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch \"", "i 'd like to see it with grant wood paintings", "i wish i could high five whoever wrote that .", "i want to scruggle his ears .", "i also got shut out .", "i thought you were agreeing with /u / sonnel", "i hate politics so very much .", "i fully expect every one who does not like \" alot \" to all ways apply that rule .", "i 'm assuming you are placing the lander can as your first part ?", "i can imagine it now , complete with \" ned stark beheaded first ! \"", "i can smell varvatos vintage on my clothes after they 've been laundered .", "i prefer to shout \" excelsior ! \"", "i keed , i keed .", "i remember this picture from an old issue of national geographic .", "i think not .", "i did n't know attending school was a \" race , color , religion or national origin \" .", "i 'm just glad we 're past zombie survival", "i think i saw a movie about that with gene hackman .", "i think that was more a nod to tf2 's history than it was any sort of teaser .", "i want a degree in skinny puppy or kmfdm", "i 'm kind of disappointed that it was n't related to", "i was disappointed at the lack of harmony on the * whoa yeah yeah * .", "i wish i had a girl who looked good , i would call her", "i also liked the umd state pride unis .", "i still seethe about that facemask called against clinton solomon .", "i see your xfinity and raise you a mediacom .", "i remember when pyro did n't have airblast or crits .", "i just love utep 's stadium .", "i mean , warrior is an npc class .", "i think it was christensen who did most of the missing .", "i 'm not .", "i still ca n't watch that whole video .", "i do n't think fragrantica should ever be considered canon when it comes to smell - alikes and notes .", "i ca n't think of a word bad enough to say how fucked up that is . \" redpill \"", "i 'd use onion and garlic instead of powder / flakes", "i was going to say this ...", "i have a logitech g500s , and i would highly recommend it .", "i think i know what i 'm doing tonight , gumbo sounds perfect .", "i used to direct that band .", "i want to have hot wheels races .", "i started typing something , but decided it was incorrect , and forgot to delete it before hitting save .", "i absolutely loved that movie as a kid !", "i have sampled over 200 .", "i have been waiting for this game forever .", "i guarantee this is sanitary , otherwise they 'd stop doing it .", "i wear mitchum unscented antiperspirant .", "i only have software synths ...", "i will pay full price for razer products .", "i thought i was having a lucid nightmare and was trying to wake up .", "i 'm gon na steal it .", "i 'm guessing that the roommate was complicit in hiding the cheating .", "i 'll show you where the sauce goes .", "i 'm sorry .", "i 'd say just read the manual and do what it tells you to do .", "i remember the .", "i wish more people knew this .", "i 've never been able to watch this interview all the way through .", "i mean , he grabbed the dude 's facemask and was pulling and yanking for about 5 yards .", "i guess there 's a pac-12 network .", "i use the same , got 'em at .", "i knew this joke would be made schooner or later .", "i ca n't tell .", "i would so be at that party .", "i 'm tempted to buy this even though i do n't currently need a case .", "i do n't believe you .", "i 've never heard of it .", "i had a feeling my brain . that 's called a \" thought ! \"" ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !" ]
[ "Jemacapo" ]
wow , so cute ! and , oh look a kitten with flowers . the ol' reddit switchamajig . for reals though , congrats on the tshirt , it 's fun !
wooq
[ "i have this problem , too .", "i 'm sure you can upvote twos and threes as well .", "i need to visit this city again .", "i 'm guessing you meant to write * voilà * .", "i had never seen that before .", "i hope you * do * get a message from one of your old online friends .", "i 'm beginning to agree with this sentiment .", "i 'm gathering a lot of new favourite shots .", "i have no clue what you mean .", "i feel like i 'm doing something wrong here , but do n't know what .", "i would have loved to know this the first time i saw your photo .", "i can smell your disappointment .", "i 'm afraid this photo has no clear subject .", "i * love * the bright colours .", "i loved the city back than and ca n't wait to get back .", "i have two kids .", "i 've had a few crashes . game crashes or plane crashes ?", "i 'll fus ro dah all of you out .", "i shot this portrait in the dark today of my oldest girl , using only a flashlight for lighting .", "i was refused entry , specifically because i was carrying an interchangeable - lens camera .", "i 'm sorry .", "i take pictures .", "i wish i was a little bit taller .", "i 'm not entirely sure yet .", "i 'm guessing you commented in the wrong thread ...", "i hope you 're being careful .", "i 'm afraid it was .", "i 'm sure they love * you * , too .", "i ask how is it not .... — solve if you are genius !", "i think shots like these are why was created .", "i would really like to know the answer to this question , too .", "i have n't seen that film yet .", "i just shouted at everything and it felt great !", "i need to watch it again .", "i 'm happy for you anyways , though .", "i have no idea what i 'm looking at .", "i love this shot .", "i took this very morning , while on my bike commute to work .", "i would hope that those kids make you happier than the pic .", "i 'm younger than i thought i was !", "i 'd say the original is * at least * a dozen times better than the edit .", "i declare a sheep monopoly !", "i think mårning glåw fits as well .", "i have one .", "i mean , he 's * really * intelligent .", "i like the image , but do n't really feel the slant .", "i do n't know when i 'll be shooting yet , though .", "i shot this with a 7d mark ii and an ef - s 10 - 18 mm lens .", "i see what you did there .", "i had 20 correct , too .", "i corrected the highlights on my skin .", "i never use cheat commands , as i 've read they prevent you from getting any achievements .", "i might do that , yes .", "i shot this with a 7d mark ii and a 70 - 200 mm f/4l with is .", "i nearly always have my camera with me .", "i hope you and your loved ones are safe .", "i would gladly pay $ 100 * once * to get good internet * for life * .", "i know that the sigma is a great lens , but i keep reading about focusing issues .", "i mean , he * really * ca n't be serious , right ?", "i 'd say she 'll probably be * better off * without him .", "i could look at this all day , it 's so ...", "i had to look up the cover of that single .", "i 'm happy for you .", "i 'd like to know this as well .", "i 'm sure your president does .", "i do n't either .", "i am speechless , that is how good this shot is .", "i want to bring three couples of two people from distinctly different backgrounds together .", "i imagine it would be kind of like playing a big daddy wreaking havoc in rapture .", "i 'm grinning .", "i guess that makes me a stark .", "i 'm somewhat disappointed .", "i 'd sure like to know how .", "i mean , you * were * being sarcastic , right ?", "i tried as best as i could to get rid of the reddish - orangy haze .", "i did n't care one bit for them , really .", "i 've seen it before , but had forgotten about it .", "i like you shots .", "i would n't know if they 're noisy .", "i think you meant to use the word * compl*i*ment * .", "i 'm struggling to see the relevance of this question .", "i 'm obviously not from the us .", "i 'm too lazy , though .", "i believe that 's a bit further to the west , along the jurassic coast .", "i wish you had n't brought that one up .", "i do wonder whom it is he 's supposed to portray , though .", "i 'll certainly keep you in mind .", "i do this more and more , yes .", "i would steal for hamham .", "i might just give the uk series a try .", "i do n't get it ...", "i shot a picture of orion over a windmill earlier tonight , just outside haarlem .", "i really hope somebody else will get to enjoy what will surely be a beautiful evening .", "i ca n't believe i have n't found this out myself earlier .", "i 'd do time for hamham .", "i do n't know what means for * your * karma , though .", "i thought it was from before 2000 .", "i was happy as a child once the clouds started colouring red .", "i love the * maasstad * .", "i 'm really happy for you ." ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !", "you 're beautiful ! lovely shirt ." ]
[ "Jemacapo", "Kellen1337" ]
no doubt . is one seriously pretty lady .
zsnajorrah
[ "i 'm someone who celebrates the \" mad men \" or rockabilly style regularly .", "i loooove it : )", "i adore this product !", "i know this rationally , but i still have n't hit the hay , lol .", "i use this every day .", "i actually got the idea from amelie .", "i see things like this , and sure , wtf ?", "i am today going to steal the media basket idea .", "i feel like this must happen more than noticed .", "i 've tried to \" fit you in \" to our very busy schedule .", "i 'm sorry you 've been treated so badly .", "i can give it a shot at drawing dragons for you .", "i 'm have more fun reading this aloud , than i am reading it .", "i live in a major city and hear it / say it all the time ...", "i have one .", "i have a new life goal omgeeee .", "i cut it out of my skin care and my skin transformed !", "i think tight jeans are sexy as fuck , just sayin .", "i always wondered if what i did for him was ok .", "i am so trying this immediately !", "i rest a wet green tea bag on the area .", "i bet this makes this guy 's day .", "i use really well cleaned out baby food jars .", "i 'm so trying this now .", "i use it for strawberries too .", "i am a respectable adult female , who is obsessed with all things superkawaiidesusqueee .", "i feel this way about mayo .", "i really thought this was going toward \" wizard , \" but good on you !", "i 'd be to afraid the packets would spill !", "i came here expecting a delicious orange drink .", "i heard something about offering her candy as to distract her .", "i called because i made an appointment with you- barely able to choke out the words .", "i 'm not lying to get out of it .", "i am a masking fiend now , lol .", "i needed this exact thing .", "i have a kettle , though i did n't growing up .", "i 'd prefer he quit women ...", "i recommend you check out /r / skincareaddiction", "i have the alice one .", "i think it 's sexy as fuck .", "i 've always been punctual .", "i promise to not be creepy , if our paths should cross .", "i just saw his face , and had to do something , ya know ?", "i 'd love to do this .", "i 'm gon na throw up .", "i second questioning your brush choice .", "i 'd say there is no color here , making the whole thing look kinda drab :(", "i have proof and am willing to provide it .", "i get it .", "i play \" date or daughter \" at restaurants frequently .", "i think i 'm going to have to try nyx prague now .", "i read the title , and was like meh .", "i 'm sure it takes a lot of pressures off of your relationship .", "i 'm sick and i do n't want to go swimming !", "i see content i would rather not .", "i laughed out loud at this and woke my sleeping fiance .", "i love that blush too .", "i burn everything ever ... while distracting my target with my powers of cute .", "i 'd like some advice about using them , please .", "i do this across my shower curtain rod !", "i would like to this data compared to the opening of fast food chains ....", "i 've always thought this tooooo !", "i loooooove the highlighter .", "i always love it when people showcase the \" small stuff . \"", "i feel inspired to give this a shot myself !", "i m wheezing , barely able to leave my couch , and coughing up gunk .", "i highly recommend it .", "i did this with buffy .", "i so get this .", "i dislike this across genre lines completely !", "i 'm the little boy 's mom .", "i wonder the worth someone has placed on it .", "i do this , and it works ... for dark circles and acne .", "i 'll have to try this myself .", "i 'm overly excited by this knowledge .", "i think this is my favourite haha", "i have other shoes , but my heart has lost his most cherished and adored chucks .", "i think we 're going to try this !", "i love wearing a simple wrap dress when i travel .", "i ca n't wait to teach him about this !", "i kinda melt for that sorta thing .", "i hated the reputation system .", "i was given some birthday skin care samples .", "i 've been trying to expand my own collection , this helps so much .", "i say this !", "i sleep with a stuffed kitty .", "i now have \" tapir boner \" in my search history .", "i have a few , but my simple , solid navy blue one is something i wear regularly .", "i 've been scouring this subreddit for this exact thing !", "i totally and actually have proof : a police report and whatnot .", "i do n't know about that .", "i just realized i do this all the time , ya know ?" ]
[ "got the best t - shirt ever today !" ]
[ "Jemacapo" ]
that 's a great thing to be happy about . i always love it when people showcase the " small stuff . " :) go on with your cat shirt .
napalmkitten
[ "i never wished i had calculus homework before !", "i keep hearing different days .", "i 'm talking about election fraud !", "i sure appreciate it when someone helps me out like that !", "i 've been told my dick is beautiful / amazing , and i sure love fucking hot girls !", "i gets , i gets .", "i 'm so ronery .", "i hope i can look that badass one day .", "i think so , anyways .", "i got that time down to 22:05 in one season , was quite proud of that accomplishment .", "i 've been called a rape defender for saying \" innocent until proven guilty \" .", "i think you accidentally a few .", "i miss working at hooters .", "i 'm ok with that .", "i wish i could say the feeling was mutual .", "i opened the pic , expecting to think \" oh great , another celeb perspective on politics \" .", "i would sell my soul for that many bitcoins .", "i love lamp .", "i just heard of this from a colleague of mine , this shit is awesome .", "i believe the term you 're searching for is \" cockeyed titties \" .", "i 'm so upset with you now .", "i thought i recognized your voice !", "i did read it , fool , i was talking more big picture than just this article .", "i 'm a right winger .", "i forgot they put it in the dictionary , but i still think of it in the original manner .", "i wish she 'd get naked on film , already .", "i fucking * love * a landing strip .", "i 'm sure it would * * much * * appreciated haha .", "i 'll name him bob .", "i did n't even have anything to do with this conversation .", "i love both albums , but i think i like mmlp2 better .", "i can see that there 's supposed to be a comment here , but there 's nothing here .", "i think he meant corn cob .", "i can picture a thought bubble there : \" who the fuck is george washington ? \"", "i 'm not the one talking out of his ass .", "i think i threw up in my mouth a little bit ...", "i think it 's safe to say you were missing out .", "i 'm perfectly aware of who he is and what his real name is .", "i think the song is great , but i know what you mean .", "i dunno ... go wild and pull them down for the camera ?", "i fuckin hope so !", "i completely forgot about that difference .", "i liked it .", "i 'd rather be considered rude than known a liar .", "i 've been to two of his shows .", "i wonder what they 'll call it next .", "i feel lied to .", "i got it in a bathroom stall ...", "i sure am .", "i could n't finish .", "i 'm wary of r / politics promoting * anyone * .", "i 've always loved this song .", "i want me some round and brown !", "i think it just twitched .", "i do what i want !", "i would have our \" defense \" budget used to defend our country , not attack others .", "i 'll bump the shit outta tupac no matter how old i am .", "i wish i had taken it myself .", "i 'm too broke to move right now , or i definitely would .", "i 'll apologize .", "i was going for smug .", "i love my mom .", "i 'm betting you miss her more .", "i do n't care what some random screenshot says .", "i 've been to that mall .", "i think that 's exactly what it means", "i hate clubbing , but i actually liked this place .", "i * think * you might have the gay .", "i hope he makes it out of there in one piece .", "i work with some women that look like this .", "i wanna do both , but 1500 times is a fucking lot .", "i * think * you 've posted in the wrong subreddit , wannabe .", "i do it often .", "i 'm taking him to the vet friday , unless i can handle it myself .", "i mean , what 's the stratgery behind pretending to be dum ?", "i did n't know they did a shit on you video , either .", "i wonder what our congress and president think of this .", "i im'd you mine .", "i can hear the lyrics with my ears .", "i think my head is about to explode .", "i often actually dream about women like this .", "i was recently told , based on my looks , i could have any girl .", "i 'll bet those things hang past her bellybutton , when they 're not being actively held up .", "i 've got something like 500 songs altogether .", "i first heard this song about 11 or 12 years ago .", "i did n't see his shoes fall off .", "i 'm multi - dimensional , just like you ought to be .", "i absolutely guarantee that you 're 100 % correct on this .", "i 've never quit anything after 31 years , weed sure ai n't gon na be the first .", "i remember the conversation pretty vividly .", "i 'm sure she was joking .", "i 've seen where it comes from , but i 'd still stuck a fart outta there .", "i have no idea why you 're being downvoted .", "i wish i was in the chicago area , i miss that city .", "i would hate that so bad .", "i hope to experience this one day .", "i 'd rather be considered rude than known a liar .", "i do n't think they know about second sex .", "i was about twelve when he hit it big .", "i hear he puts on a great show ." ]
[ "my nieces first time at the beach . if this is n't happiness , i do n't know what is ." ]
[ "ilovegingermen" ]
playing in the sand , one of lifes ' simple pleasures .
chasemyers
[ "i 'm currently eyeing synthetic leather seat covers on ebay right now .", "i 'll edit that", "i 'm tired of rummaging through post after post to find the best mh fashion !", "i went through two sleep studies , one in september and the other just last week .", "i hope my pumpkin carving does n't blow itself up .", "i remember one mob i fought was a life - size bumblebee or some other type of bee .", "i 've cleared notifications as well as force stopped the apps that give them too .", "i 'm sick of it .", "i can barely use mobile data at this speed .", "i am really frustrated with chrome right now .", "i liked it , but the appearance of the scout bothered me .", "i need help finding a road bike .", "i do n't care if they open doors or explore .", "i have a feeling that you do n't like the spy very much .", "i mean , ca n't that be a possibility ?", "i 'm the 1000th upboater !", "i generally know how system transfer works ; the source data overwrites the target data and the source formats .", "i just love sugu even more after reading this .", "i need your help finding what material of seat covers to buy that will stay cool in the summer !", "i really do n't care .", "i also have a question - how did simon get up ?", "i have been living almost normally when taking nuvigil .", "i 'm a 20-year - old guy living with his parents .", "i feel the same ; you are not forever alone , my friend .", "i like nyan cat better :(", "i briefly perceived some humanoid figures idling on my driveway .", "i 'm guessing you do n't like spy class .", "i 'm game .", "i have no idea what 's going on .", "i live in america and want to play with a friend living in vietnam .", "i see this every week but still got ta upvote this shit out of this photo .", "i 'd like to see you do something like that before you call him lonely .", "i 'll buy the attendant .", "i am behind in just about everything schoolwork right now , but i do n't regret partaking in this .", "i did n't expect any problems bringing the oppo back to usa , because it 's unlocked .", "i find terrafirma more detailed .", "i would run into a clothes store and steal some pants because i 'm in boxers right now .", "i 'm no free to play ; i 've been spying for a year going on 2 .", "i want a good mabinogi video review a", "i made it a while ago when i was pretty into tiny tower and never checked its growth .", "i do n't see what you 're trying to say .", "i do n't need credit anyway .", "i remember teasing the friend whose hand i was holding and feeling her hit me jokingly .", "i also watched monkey king and the first fighter i look up to is also bruce lee .", "i have 4 labeled max6650 which all show readings .", "i have had this computer for about four years .", "i just got my first e - mail from redbubble a few days ago .", "i 'm a full - grown male and even i say you look quite dashing .", "i lol'd so hard .", "i 'm not so sure about that ; maybe we took a wrong turn .", "i do n't even know what side i 'm on anymore", "i 'm game .", "i thought you were going to write \" so i can see my coworkers ' butts . \"", "i do n't really use traps with this build .", "i had no idea it would get this bad though .", "i miss that man so damn much", "i can comment freely on what i like ; it 's not against reddiquette .", "i know , that 's not her exact words .", "i want to color my hair blue !", "i cry just listening to the 2nd opening and ending .", "i 'll send you a trade offer .", "i do have the latest drivers .", "i can not vote on circlejerk .", "i have opened a ticket at steam support and no answer has been given yet .", "i throw all my support to zelda from the twilight princess .", "i do n't want wiring , actually .", "i want hayao miyazaki to live forever and keep producing films .", "i do n't know how to explain it .", "i think it 's a great idea .", "i 'll go down to 4k / ea for castle crashers if you 're willing .", "i want a name change feature .", "i think i 'm just going to keep playing generation 3 .", "i already do n't .", "i do n't want to do your damn spells", "i know they also have products that are considered ' color blind corrective ' with gray lenses .", "i pass the minimum requirements by a fair bit .", "i wish i had one or two cute little sisters .", "i 've found where i belong", "i have my copy , but not the ones i wanted to give to my friends .", "i have no preference as to whether the solution is \" go to the salon \" or diy .", "i thought this was world until i took a closer look at the hud .", "i yawned while reading this , then yawned 10 minutes later when i saw it again .", "i also bring materials to mass produce large barrel bomb+ and sleepbomb the monster .", "i read the information on the title on the wikipedia page for narcolepsy .", "i 've figured it out !", "i 'll fix that .", "i respect you so much .", "i think she needs to look a little happier in this picture ; otherwise very well done", "i laughed so hard .", "i 'm in .", "i can not upvote this enough .", "i ca n't seem to figure out the problem .", "i saw the arm of my friend in the reflection .", "i 'm going to get a refund from ubisoft ; this is ridiculous .", "i certainly will give it a try ; thanks for the help .", "i 'll bring it up to my friend", "i do n't like how zelda looks .", "i the reddit love community !", "i 'm not going to upvote .", "i admit i 'm a little worried for my own personal health ." ]
[ "my nieces first time at the beach . if this is n't happiness , i do n't know what is ." ]
[ "ilovegingermen" ]
this picture makes it seem like she has abnormally long arms ! does she ? anyhow , she is superbly adorable .
Lsmoothies
[ "i found murderbot adorable .", "i did n't realize it was not op 's .", "i hope you can get to be who you want to be !", "i wish you no pain and a graceful journey .", "i do n't understand all the hype .", "i 've had my eye on a head full of ghosts for a while .", "i do n't know if they would travel but it 's worth a shot .", "i think it spontaneously appeared as the diametrically opposed force to \" yoink . \"", "i found a lot to try throughout this thread as well , so thank you for asking for recs !", "i love this franchise , ca n't wait for 4 and to see what they do with the story .", "i .... did not know this was a thing .", "i did too .", "i see her character in a much different light now .", "i feel like this could be on the cover of her adventures in comic format !", "i did it in manga studio 5 .", "i always like your stuff , but this is a++ .", "i do this all the time at work .", "i 'm a little afraid to try this but here goes !", "i hate stressing about fights .", "i hope you are as terrified / creeped out as i was :) happy reading .", "i do this all the time at work .", "i 'd prefer to do art for someone !", "i have n't seen another character yet that looks like this , well done !", "i grew up between there and point of rocks !", "i love banh mi - thank you for sharing the recipe !", "i hope you 're pain free soon .", "i know it would help us .", "i liked mercury striking by rebecca zanetti .", "i do n't get why they hyped this .", "i really did not like sera .", "i love the side speckles .", "i was going to say kalanchoe as well .", "i agree ... super creepy .", "i have not , but now i 'll look for them - thanks !", "i had the same thought !", "i do this too , because story !", "i should add that i used the first face option to start with .", "i thought i was tough until a pinched nerve taught me irrevocably otherwise .", "i just wanted to make sure i was n't missing another awesome work by her !", "i love sedum .", "i came here to post this ... and it 's top comment !", "i did n't know of hafez before - i need to read more !", "i has been a source of inspiration for me too - hooray for getting back in the drawing groove !", "i ca n't imagine .... can that possibly end well ?", "i think it is a pride of madeira , which is beautiful but invasive .", "i love you too .", "i love it .", "i knew a kid named shooter in high school .", "i die now .", "i love banana trees .", "i honestly want to read tma graphic novels just like this .", "i enjoyed making so much i thought i 'd try my other favorite da2 elf !", "i was going to say kalanchoe as well .", "i 'll keep my eyes open for this name on my next play - through .", "i found a lot to try throughout this thread as well , so thank you for asking for recs !", "i love that she was max 's equal .", "i thought at first this was a photograph .", "i need to fix this situation .", "i always wonder what her story is .", "i agree with you on the character - she was fantastic .", "i clicked on this thread because basil and just learned several new awesome things - thank you !", "i love you too .", "i think it spontaneously appeared as the diametrically opposed force to \" yoink . \"", "i actually had to stop reading this one for several days because i was getting too creeped out !", "i love the color .", "i think it is a pride of madeira , which is beautiful but invasive .", "i used manga studio 5 .", "i want to try making this , sounds amaaaazing !", "i love all the vibrant colors .", "i 'd be interested !", "i 'm just gon na leave this * -hug- * here for whoever needs it .", "i love the pink blooms .", "i really like your elegant style , it 's so clean .", "i 'm crying laughing !", "i hate it .", "i really loved their conversations and always stopped to eavesdrop .", "i second the southern reaches trilogy .", "i thought the same thing .", "i wo n't do that to my kids .... if i ever have any .", "i admire your shading ... i'm still figuring out how that works .", "i felt for sure we 'd see her again in and around haven but we never do .", "i 'm sad that i 've never done this .", "i hope someone helps you realize your cheesy , cheesy dreams .", "i hope it thrives with you - thank you for saving it .", "i did , and i enjoyed it !", "i love how art nouveau this looks !", "i do n't like soy milk :( i feel like a bad vegetarian .", "i wish you no pain and a graceful journey .", "i feel this on a spiritual level .", "i used manga studio 5 .", "i love the pink blooms .", "i thought it was a photo at first - this is amazing !", "i like to think they made it , but was sad not to see them in skyhold !", "i wish i was here right now !", "i like that he is n't an elf .", "i 'm no authority but it gets my vote !", "i have a grey tabby as well , also named pippin !", "i 'd be a sutherland \" so excited to be here , wheee !", "i can never see this dish without thinking of a series of unfortunate events .", "i 'm using artrage studio pro ... it 's fairly simple but i really like it ." ]
[ "i completed my first 5k run last night ! i 'm nearly 50 .. it 's never too late to try a new hobby ." ]
[ "RedBanana99" ]
you do not look almost 50 ! congrats on your first 5k !
monday_madrigal
[ "i am from the beyond .", "i love you and i do n’t even know you .", "i am a saint damn it !", "i envy the people who get up in the middle of the night just to hydrate themselves .", "i would so watch your mom on a cake show .", "i so badly wish this had sound", "i would go crazy .", "i love it so much ! ! !", "i ’m saving this so i can make it one day !", "i laughed way too hard at this", "i was wondering this too !", "i do n’t know why but i always root for the guy in the getaway car", "i think his publicist is releasing it in a couple weeks ?", "i freakin love your hair ! ! !", "i love this video .", "i love ireland .", "i so look up to my parents that even in divorce how wonderful they are to each other .", "i really want to sit on that couch and look out the window .", "i mean not to be torn apart but you know .... thanks for the recommendation !", "i do n’t believe it .", "i ’m that girlfriend too !", "i have a not - green thumb .", "i love this video .", "i do n’t know how i got so lucky .", "i never wanted this to end .", "i really love it .", "i always hear that the metal community is the best and has the kindest people .", "i love pizza !", "i love you and i do n’t even know you .", "i could go for some cornbread .", "i do n’t believe it .", "i assumed those giant pretzels that are delicious .", "i am a saint damn it !", "i thought this was bread .", "i really love it .", "i ’m going to cry for sure .", "i would go crazy .", "i hate that book .", "i love reddit ! ! !", "i love pizza !", "i would just step in the room and all the plants would die .", "i love flowers !" ]
[ "i completed my first 5k run last night ! i 'm nearly 50 .. it 's never too late to try a new hobby ." ]
[ "RedBanana99" ]
ummm if you ran on sand that ’s practically 10k ! ! sand is so hard to run on ! congrats !
samward7
[ "i may have to go see that .", "i feel ya .", "i am counting constantine .", "i 'm assuming that 's cheap .", "i guess it was mostly plot - wise that i did n't like it .", "i 've watched , but i 'm still wondering this .", "i 'm sure /u / philsalesses is glad he 's taught us all a valuable lesson about fire stupidity .", "i used to watch animal cops a lot , i think that 's basically what it is .", "i wish i 'd read this before i tried it .", "i was only there for sunday , but i 'm fairly certain i saw her .", "i like that his goggles are upside - down .", "i really should n't be surprised that the second result is \" premium ethical vegan fair trade condoms \" .", "i wish we had hedgehogs in america", "i just saw that episode last night and am so glad i get this .", "i spent a ridiculous amount if time trying to figure it out until i gave up .", "i was going to say goat , but you win .", "i 've never met a link i could n't click .", "i could n't .", "i tried with incognito , it was still deleted .", "i think most of it had to do with [ this .", "i thought it was just for the video .", "i never realized why my mom would give me such a worried look .", "i 've obviously missed something , i just do n't know what .", "i 'm sure your son will love it .", "i had n't heard about that , it 'd be incredible if it actually happened this year .", "i browsed through the \" about \" section which says they were told the recurrence rate was 25 % .", "i remember him running up the side of a building but ca n't remember why .", "i thought she was super shady in stargate .", "i think most of them do n't actually have any milk because it makes some dogs sick .", "i do n't care if this is n't a confession , it 's funny as hell .", "i remember being in one of those when i was little and my cheek needed stitches .", "i 'm late .", "i 'm going for lucifer .", "i remember it too .", "i will now leave frustrated and unsuccessful , but with closure .", "i am suddenly glad to live very far away from texas .", "i really should not be here .", "i love you .", "i 'm getting stationed there soon , i 'm glad to hear this .", "i like that his goggles are upside - down .", "i could get a machete for $ 15 there !", "i 'm almost certain this is a repost ...", "i do n't think i 've ever seen a happier looking dog .", "i clearly remember it from a show but ca n't remember which one .", "i 'm aware , but the coincidence is still nice .", "i just bought this today on a whim !", "i do n't think i 've ever seen her actually bad in anything .", "i 'm confused .", "i hear it 's pretty gross .", "i do n't think i could take it if all 3 skipped a week .", "i usually ca n't make it halfway through these kinds of threads before i 'm paranoid either .", "i did n't realize that .", "i literally just finished watching that movie less than 5 minutes ago .", "i live in chicago too .", "i 'm open general .", "i 've never seen back to the future which explains a lot .", "i had been looking all over for a livestream , but they were all terrible .", "i 'm slipping .", "i 'm not sure how to feel about this .", "i saw it as the symbol for the flash .", "i too saw that post on r / wtf .", "i like how her eyes subtly flicked downwards after she asked him about his rash ...", "i was expecting a dog in one of those star wars costumes i 've been seeing at petco recently .", "i could n't believe all the stuff they slipped in there .", "i think it was shown in \" let 's kill hitler \" .", "i 'm definitely missing something here , anyone care to explain ?", "i had to double take , she looked so much like kaylee .", "i 'm not sure about this ...", "i laughed at the optometrist when he asked me if i wanted glasses .", "i 'm on the bus , trying to brace myself .", "i think i saw that video .", "i agree , she definitely sounded different .", "i remember the kfc one !", "i 'd kinda like to see this become a paradox ; the two bots , forever locked in combat .", "i was thinking english as a second language , but robotic works too i guess .", "i just saw it used yesterday in my shop .", "i really wanted to believe ...", "i feel like i 'm legitimately dying in those temps .", "i ca n't even remember what it feels like under 90 % .", "i got a contact burn just from trying to open a door in that weather .", "i never knew how much i took water for granted .", "i do n't think my heart can take it .", "i really hope you have a dog .", "i think it needs raisins to be that .", "i 've never seen one person get so much gold at once ...", "i am a product of # 3 .", "i can not trust again .", "i mean , * really * ?", "i am way too excited for this .", "i 'm so jealous .", "i feel like i 'm missing something here .", "i hope you get to see your buddy again .", "i 'd try /r / photoshoprequest , you 'll probably have more luck there .", "i 'm on mobile , got ta love that preview feature .", "i probably meant resilient .", "i literally whooped when that happened .", "i lost weight .", "i completely lost it at \" are you my mummy ? \"", "i think at that point i might just delete the account , or at least the personal comments .", "i think that 's highly likely ." ]
[ "i completed my first 5k run last night ! i 'm nearly 50 .. it 's never too late to try a new hobby ." ]
[ "RedBanana99" ]
race for life ? a great accomplishment for a great cause , congrats !
adertal
[ "i was wondering if there s anyone out there using a rv washer / dryer in their van ?", "i absolutely agree .", "i 'm gon na need a plate of this .... asap !", "i am very interested to see the final result after all that elbow grease !", "i would out swim everyone .", "i had no idea i could purchase these .", "i want a bunny again just so i can do stuff like this .", "i have to disagree .", "i never even considered costco .", "i want a bunny again just so i can do stuff like this ." ]
[ "i completed my first 5k run last night ! i 'm nearly 50 .. it 's never too late to try a new hobby ." ]
[ "RedBanana99" ]
fantastic ! congratulations .
Er1n999
[ "i was the solaire with the sack on his head lol", "i just do n't see how he can get bigger than drake in a year .", "i have read various articles and some people say it 's bad and others say it helps .", "i 'm lebron 's mom", "i 'm messaging you for the burn", "i 'm heart broken", "i 'm mainly worried about aesthetics right now to be honest .", "i saw rashad in detroit on sunday .", "i 'm hoping someone can look at a couple of my pictures to help me out .", "i just made a google photo album , can i just pm you it ?", "i was wondering if anyone else had this problem and if they did how they fixed it ?", "i bought merch , where is the pre sale code in my email ?", "i ca n't believe this is real .", "i m on mobile and ca nt see very well", "i think lyrics in rap are important lol .", "i live in southwest ohio , and i would love to help !", "i just looked it up .", "i ca n't see the pic but i m interested in the salomon", "i meant armor and weapon wise ?", "i 'm colorblind so maybe that 's why i do n't notice it as much", "i think the remake of modern warfare 1 with it is going to make cod sell pretty well this year", "i 'm interested .", "i live in dayton and everyone is a bengals fan .", "i would n't say it 's useless , they are both very successful fighters .", "i 'd say florida has been blowing up not stagnating", "i saw him in detroit man and i agree it was so incredible .", "i wanted to get some input on what you all think of this build that i made .", "i have been pvping in the burg tonight , , and i have been noticing a lot of cosplays .", "i was just wondering what you guys know or what you have learned from experience .", "i 'm just talking about the context of the tristan thompson contract .", "i 'm gon na dance at my wedding to this song", "i tried to find a new a news article about it", "i was asking about the other music genres", "i was just wondering what you all did in these situations and thanks !", "i 'm looking for an open world sci fi game .", "i live in southwest ohio , and i would love to help !" ]
[ "i completed my first 5k run last night ! i 'm nearly 50 .. it 's never too late to try a new hobby ." ]
[ "RedBanana99" ]
running is the shit . happy for you , it only gets better
worried_panda
[ "i also think that ea ) bad !", "i was gon na say coffee , but i guess cocaine works too", "i hate irl clothes shopping , but i enjoy online clothes shopping", "i ’m not joking ; i ’ll post a picture tomorrow", "i thought it was over", "i always say , manners cost nothing . � � +", "i ’ve heard something similar , but not weed , it ’s trippy mushrooms .", "i infer said gentleman does not kiss you .", "i got a slight rush of dopamine when i read your comment and it made sense .", "i see what you did there . -not stevie wonder", "i bet my tight , virgin anus.better not lose fellas !", "i ’m pretty sure they mean self harming .", "i love a nice haircut", "i think that ’s a mall", "i think it was made up by tolkien ; do n’t take my word for it though .", "i say end it my dude.op not only stuck his dick in crazy , he married it .", "i ’d wear that shirt", "i ’d raw that unwashed bootyhole like there ’s no tomorrow", "i should ’ve specified that it ’s a cartooney sketch , not a full ass presidential portrait", "i m the shit slinger", "i appreciate it.make sure to validate me with an upgeraldo", "i do n’t use it at all", "i hope the business is doing well", "i ’ve got things to invent , i’m an innovator baby change the world", "i ’ll still eat your ass", "i ’m john marcus willam and even i get it", "i see op is following rules 12", "i will beat you ’re to death", "i do n’t have to worry about that , i’m already broke", "i thought autism was caused by a physical thing in the brain", "i will beat you ’re to death bitch", "i ’ll say 3 words . lola.fucking.bunny", "i ’m that guy who will manage to blow his own hand off anyway", "i know a ssgt who ’s 39 .", "i do n’t see your point .", "i ’m honestly sad because it ’s not even a bad meme", "i can guess you ’re from argentina just by looking at you", "i know this is n't a meme , but this crap was posted here and i wanna hear your opinion", "i read he pursued a career in the fashion industry after his time in ' nam was over", "i just took a giant shit and played skyrim on it .", "i 'll upvote only for shrek , this is a lame ass repost .", "i agree , this is n’t trashy in the slightest .", "i ’m a dude , but thanks for the compliment brother", "i went to school on an hubert this morning", "i would like to come back to earth if i was an astronaut though .", "i bet he did this thinking girls will find it attractive .", "i ’m so used to overweight arthur that this one looked weird at first glance lol", "i genuinely ca n’t tell whether it ’s real or not anymore", "i decline , for i am more of a bluetooth individual", "i buy it why not", "i met a 40 year old dude who could n’t enlist because of the 28 age limit .", "i think that was done by op , to protect the guy ’s identity", "i was born on the year it came out .", "i was gon na do it .", "i always struggle with the big shaqarean theorem of relative quick maffs", "i thought he would just bribe them with the bottle", "i am a comedy master", "i also emit vibration in the form of speech", "i recommend reading “ el cartel ” by ioan grillo.just a heads up : very depressing read .", "i bet this fucker thought reddit ’s algorithm sorts posts alphabetically , hence the unnecessary “ ah ”", "i could n’t draw those in 2 months", "i ai n’t even mad to be honest", "i only got wine lmao i feel like a pussy rite now 4 not cracki gwl odpen a cold one", "i like you bruh you are my friend bruh", "i 'm 18.am i still cool ?", "i heard captain america deadass invades wakanda for vibranium", "i ’ll have one drug please", "i ’m going to did beat thy rampallian nigga", "i drink straight from the fucking tap", "i was just pointing out the similarity between the words , that ’s all .", "i downloaded tik tok exclusively to watch those", "i was born on the year it came out .", "i thought this was gon na be a story about some dumb teenage crush .", "i ’ll forgive you this time , but do n’t ever disrespect m’lady like that again", "i could see this meme making the front page of r / dankmemes .", "i know , in the second pic i mean", "i do happen to need some pantaloons from senior fleet ^t^m", "i ’m embarrassed to say that i ’ve beaten my wankaroo to prolapse porn", "i ’m sorry dude , i did n’t mean to insult you ; you look great now", "i like how you do n’t make it sound like a fantasy , but an actual plan .", "i be pressin f to y' all", "i shit and fucked and fingered in aisle 4", "i see a green one !", "i always thought he seemed more genuine than dutch .", "i do n’t think most 3rd world people make 1800 bucks a month with no major expenses .", "i flex on them illegals with a stack of social security cards .", "i can see this costume in a low budget lorax movie from the 90s", "i like ‘ starships ’", "i ’m sorry lol", "i 've been to middle east.beautiful town in sweden", "i stand corrected ; she clearly edits her pics .", "i ’m inspired right now", "i do n’t know if walmart has it , but the grocery store near my house does .", "i ’m conserned about you man", "i ’d wear the fuck out of that reese ’s shirt", "i just took a giant shit and played skyrim on it .", "i write this as i sit in a college classroom , feeling like absolute shit .", "i hear they treat their people with decency n shit .", "i ’m sorry dude , i did n’t mean to insult you ; you look great now", "i tried but my conscious effort made me leave.send help" ]
[ "i completed my first 5k run last night ! i 'm nearly 50 .. it 's never too late to try a new hobby ." ]
[ "RedBanana99" ]
i ’m taking a shit right now ; congratulations !
ChallengeTaken99
[ "i like a practically uncomfortably hot bath with epsom salts for my restless legs .", "i stumbled across yoga with adrienne on youtube .", "i just lost my beautiful brindle four days ago .", "i have read stories of bettas living five , six , even up to eight years .", "i found it on amazon and forwarded it to rs", "i like having people to share my accomplishments with , or to share my journey with .", "i ’m so sorry for your loss .", "i get way too unstable .", "i ’m gon na give it a go !", "i made thousands of candles and never glued down a tab .", "i have it about an inch away from the wall .", "i ’m working on it !", "i 've never had rupture pain last beyond two days .", "i invited you over to entertain you .", "i too , am familiar .", "i am so full of rage right now", "i buy mine at walmart .", "i ’m getting ready to move out of my house .", "i ’m in a deed restricted condo .", "i love dorinda !", "i love her color .", "i just got choked up reading your post .", "i go to bed at 12 - 1 am .", "i ’ll tell him to keep a look out for toffee .", "i hope it still happens .", "i ca n’t remember .", "i just realized i never stated that in the op .", "i literally am never tired enough to go to bed .", "i also mail out thank you cards !", "i ’m in therapy working on why i ’m in constant “ fight / flight ” mode .", "i ’m trying to replicate a chicken parm .", "i fought and fought my abandonment issues that would come up in dealing with him .", "i ’m sorry for your loss .", "i have those !", "i ’d love to see your presentation too !", "i ’m so happy that life is back on track for you !", "i am learning a little more every day how to protect my energy and my heart .", "i ’ll need a sample to confirm whether you ’re doing it right .", "i looked and could n’t find an answer .", "i ’d love to see your presentation too !", "i ’m 41 now .", "i went to the gyno .", "i am just now putting it out on display .", "i ’m so sorry to hear about your job .", "i ’m speechless .", "i ’d be jumping up and down clapping and being excited ! ! !", "i 'm eight days post ovarian cyst rupture , and still in pain ....", "i knew as a kid that food was special .", "i had this issue in my very early twenties , when i got my first apartment .", "i used a piece of dowel rod cut to fit .", "i do this because i do n’t like my hands getting too messy in general .", "i have been baking gf for years and no one has ever noticed the difference .", "i hope you ’ve come across something that does help you .", "i do n’t even know where to begin to process this .", "i ’m glad your sweet pupper is there to help .", "i ’m so sorry you ’re struggling through this alone .", "i lurk on everyone else ’s now to keep me close to him .", "i ’m sick to my stomach , crying and my dog knows what ’s up too .", "i had to stop working for mental health reasons in may of 2017 .", "i � � it ! ! ! !", "i thought my hair was crazy and that i look tired .", "i can tell .", "i was 13 and it only happened once .", "i love puppers ! ! !", "i used to spray my brush with an anti static spray .", "i was thoroughly excited about doing a season 7 binge !", "i made this for supper tonight .", "i lie candy corn !", "i use dates as well for fuel with no issues .", "i ’m very new to crystals .", "i used this for years !", "i ’d love to know what vid you watched .", "i ’m so sorry for your loss .", "i will never give my heart to another man .", "i could watch this for hours !", "i ’m grateful that i can sit on the beach every single day", "i ruptured a cyst last wednesday and tried to tough it out .", "i do n't know why , but stuff you should know really helps .", "i re - read the post .", "i giggled , because i talk like that too when i ’m describing stuff that i ’ve baked .", "i did not know know iggies came in all black ! ! !", "i meant just making them on the stovetop .", "i would give anything to have that delicious sleepy feeling again .", "i run 3 - 4 miles daily , i work a part time job .", "i hope someone has an answer for you .", "i ’ve been having an extremely challenging sleeping well if / or at all for the past two years .", "i ’d do that too .", "i ’m hoping maple .", "i can tell .", "i ’m fast asleep at 7 am .", "i ’m done being friends .", "i have a friend who has scoliosis .", "i am brand new to crystals .", "i can not be in a relationship .", "i literally laughed out loud , and laughs do n’t come easy these days .", "i ’m glad you ’re back to doing what you love .", "i laughed out loud literally .", "i ’ll take a dozen !", "i ’d like to learn please .", "i think i ’ve officially seen it all !" ]
[ "i completed my first 5k run last night ! i 'm nearly 50 .. it 's never too late to try a new hobby ." ]
[ "RedBanana99" ]
yeeessszzz ! ! ! super happy for you ! ! !
11_29_77
[ "i would say they are grey .", "i do n’t know exactly why but i like you on sight !", "i liked the short lived show forever about an immortal medical examiner", "i ’d say green with brown central heterochromia .", "i do n’t do this but i liked your story .", "i agree emojis provide emotional clarity to textual communication � �", "i like that they are a combination of brown and green .", "i believe the term for an intense fear of pregnancy is tokophobia .", "i think you look good and that lipstick suits you !", "i think you are pulling off that beard � �", "i am really digging this comic !", "i can dig it .", "i made your day !", "i also did ot as a kid but my handwriting is certainly not as neat as yours !", "i ’d say either grey or dark green", "i like your hair color that was a solid fashion choice on your part", "i ’m digging the vibes i get from your look !", "i ’ve read 7 - 9 :-)", "i think i ’ll give him a listen this evening .", "i love em !", "i wish you the best of luck as you forge forward into the future !", "i believe what you have is called central heterochromia .", "i wish you all the best too !", "i believe you meant to say better angels .", "i think your pulling it off", "i think you look dashing !", "i believe his name is chance the rapper", "i like that shade of lipstick and your tattoo looks pretty cool too", "i do n’t think you even need makeup !", "i wish i was a baller .", "i find this picture charming", "i ’d call them emerald green .", "i ’m a little awe struck by how interesting and impressive they look !", "i like how your hair and eyes compliment one another", "i ’d recommend r / toastme !", "i just think they ’re as pretty as emeralds", "i can see why you ’ve got stellar eyes !", "i like your facial features and you ’ve got a lovely smile !", "i think you ’re lovable cause you look like a swell person .", "i think you ’re lovely and you seem sweet so i ’d also say you ’re also lovable .", "i used to like cracked .", "i ’m glad you post a lot then more people can appreciate that lovely smile of yours !", "i ’d say grey .", "i think we ’d call em light brown eyes with central heterochromia .", "i think that was very brave of you !", "i think your lips look quite attractive .", "i heard somewhere to err is to be human .", "i ’d say grey .", "i ’m glad you liked it !", "i love that title !", "i think you ’ve got a nice complexion too", "i ’m happy for you !", "i ’ve seen this one before but i certainly do n’t mind seeing it again !", "i guess because it ’s showing unadulterated happiness !", "i quite enjoyed this story thanks", "i see nothing to be insecure !", "i love your skin tone !", "i think you have a low - key cool / punk rock vibe .", "i think you ’ve got nice hair and a lovely face !", "i think you are cute !", "i agree with osprey .", "i believe that ’s known as central heterochromia", "i liked the short lived show forever about an immortal medical examiner", "i think your face looks good .", "i agree with u / boobeemonster .", "i think your hair is nice and you seem lovely !", "i ’m sorry to hear you ’ve been having difficulties .", "i just found your post so wholesome and uniquely delightful .", "i got you fam !", "i ’d love a link to the comment / video !", "i mean you look pretty but you also look kind !", "i like burt ’s bees lip balm perhaps you could give that a try .", "i kill you !", "i enjoyed your ball of flesh .", "i like how your necklace matches the shade of lipstick you picked !", "i think that was very brave of you !", "i heard somewhere to err is to be human .", "i like em interesting mix of blue and grey you have there", "i take it you are a big movie fan ?", "i ’m so happy i could help !", "i feel so sorry about your eyebrows !", "i like how your hair is kinda curly .", "i ’d say grey with brown at the center .", "i ’d say you ’re beautiful !", "i think if i zoom in i can see hints of green- your eyes are pretty cool !", "i ’d say grey .", "i like the hat � �", "i am really digging the color of your eyes !", "i think you ’re cute this picture gives me zooey deschenel .", "i hope it flourishes", "i saw a recent post of yours on a different and thought that girl is hot !", "i ’d say grey .", "i take it you ’re a fan of the who ?", "i would love to see a higher quality picture of them .", "i think your hair looks fine !", "i think they ’re a lovely green", "i think you ’ve got appeal you look kinda cute", "i think you look a little like kristen stewart !", "i like this picture it ’s like the moment right before you break out into a grin !", "i did not know they were on yt i just follow lamn via fb ." ]
[ "i completed my first 5k run last night ! i 'm nearly 50 .. it 's never too late to try a new hobby .", "congratulations ! � � � � � � � � � � . � � ❤ ️", "many thanks" ]
[ "RedBanana99", "ListenandLove100", "RedBanana99" ]
you ’re welcome !
ListenandLove100
[ "i would say they are grey .", "i do n’t know exactly why but i like you on sight !", "i liked the short lived show forever about an immortal medical examiner", "i ’d say green with brown central heterochromia .", "i do n’t do this but i liked your story .", "i agree emojis provide emotional clarity to textual communication � �", "i like that they are a combination of brown and green .", "i believe the term for an intense fear of pregnancy is tokophobia .", "i think you look good and that lipstick suits you !", "i think you are pulling off that beard � �", "i am really digging this comic !", "i can dig it .", "i made your day !", "i also did ot as a kid but my handwriting is certainly not as neat as yours !", "i ’d say either grey or dark green", "i like your hair color that was a solid fashion choice on your part", "i ’m digging the vibes i get from your look !", "i ’ve read 7 - 9 :-)", "i think i ’ll give him a listen this evening .", "i love em !", "i wish you the best of luck as you forge forward into the future !", "i believe what you have is called central heterochromia .", "i wish you all the best too !", "i believe you meant to say better angels .", "i think your pulling it off", "i think you look dashing !", "i believe his name is chance the rapper", "i like that shade of lipstick and your tattoo looks pretty cool too", "i do n’t think you even need makeup !", "i wish i was a baller .", "i find this picture charming", "i ’d call them emerald green .", "i ’m a little awe struck by how interesting and impressive they look !", "i like how your hair and eyes compliment one another", "i ’d recommend r / toastme !", "i just think they ’re as pretty as emeralds", "i can see why you ’ve got stellar eyes !", "i like your facial features and you ’ve got a lovely smile !", "i think you ’re lovable cause you look like a swell person .", "i think you ’re lovely and you seem sweet so i ’d also say you ’re also lovable .", "i used to like cracked .", "i ’m glad you post a lot then more people can appreciate that lovely smile of yours !", "i ’d say grey .", "i think we ’d call em light brown eyes with central heterochromia .", "i think that was very brave of you !", "i think your lips look quite attractive .", "i heard somewhere to err is to be human .", "i ’d say grey .", "i ’m glad you liked it !", "i love that title !", "i think you ’ve got a nice complexion too", "i ’m happy for you !", "i ’ve seen this one before but i certainly do n’t mind seeing it again !", "i guess because it ’s showing unadulterated happiness !", "i quite enjoyed this story thanks", "i see nothing to be insecure !", "i love your skin tone !", "i think you have a low - key cool / punk rock vibe .", "i think you ’ve got nice hair and a lovely face !", "i think you are cute !", "i agree with osprey .", "i believe that ’s known as central heterochromia", "i liked the short lived show forever about an immortal medical examiner", "i think your face looks good .", "i agree with u / boobeemonster .", "i think your hair is nice and you seem lovely !", "i ’m sorry to hear you ’ve been having difficulties .", "i just found your post so wholesome and uniquely delightful .", "i got you fam !", "i ’d love a link to the comment / video !", "i mean you look pretty but you also look kind !", "i like burt ’s bees lip balm perhaps you could give that a try .", "i kill you !", "i enjoyed your ball of flesh .", "i like how your necklace matches the shade of lipstick you picked !", "i think that was very brave of you !", "i heard somewhere to err is to be human .", "i like em interesting mix of blue and grey you have there", "i take it you are a big movie fan ?", "i ’m so happy i could help !", "i feel so sorry about your eyebrows !", "i like how your hair is kinda curly .", "i ’d say grey with brown at the center .", "i ’d say you ’re beautiful !", "i think if i zoom in i can see hints of green- your eyes are pretty cool !", "i ’d say grey .", "i like the hat � �", "i am really digging the color of your eyes !", "i think you ’re cute this picture gives me zooey deschenel .", "i hope it flourishes", "i saw a recent post of yours on a different and thought that girl is hot !", "i ’d say grey .", "i take it you ’re a fan of the who ?", "i would love to see a higher quality picture of them .", "i think your hair looks fine !", "i think they ’re a lovely green", "i think you ’ve got appeal you look kinda cute", "i think you look a little like kristen stewart !", "i like this picture it ’s like the moment right before you break out into a grin !", "i did not know they were on yt i just follow lamn via fb ." ]
[ "i completed my first 5k run last night ! i 'm nearly 50 .. it 's never too late to try a new hobby ." ]
[ "RedBanana99" ]
congratulations ! � � � � � � � � � � . � � ❤ ️
ListenandLove100
[ "i have no words ... how did it even get there ? ? ? ?", "i send u my love n hope this feeling lasts forever", "i can definitely confirm this !", "i ’m not the problem here .", "i use a specific angle that misses my gag reflex", "i would totally buy one", "i hope he finally gets the idea", "i did n’t care for it at all , and i seem to be doing pretty well", "i send you back a virtual hug ❤ ️", "i ’m mad and sad and do n’t know how to address this", "i hope you find it !", "i just need to meet new people .", "i often get bloated on depo .", "i ’m sure that he cares but he ’s kinda a lazy person .", "i send you my support 3 i ’m here for u and we can talk if u need", "i ’m gon na tell him", "i wish you luck", "i ’m proud of you !", "i get this all time", "i ’m not sure honestly .", "i guess he thinks they ’re a little unreasonable", "i really feel you .", "i am in a couple months !", "i ’m proud !", "i would take plan b just to be safe", "i ’m so proud of you", "i never took the sugar pills", "i read that in yoda ’s voice", "i ’m so happy for you guys ! ! !", "i will make better friends too !", "i ’m really scared", "i was so excited to see him and for him to tell me this really does n’t feel great .", "i hope this does n’t last long .", "i can definitely confirm this !", "i totally understand this .", "i really hope you ’re okay 3 sending love and support", "i really hope you ’re okay 3 sending love and support", "i get this all time", "i ’m very sorry and i am here for you if you ever need anyone to talk to .", "i have no words ... how did it even get there ? ? ? ?", "i hope all goes well !", "i ’m proud of u for showering .", "i prefer a lil trim over a full bald", "i ’m proud !", "i hope you are feeling better , i wish you and your girlfriend the best", "i know u can do it !", "i ’m dreading going to work .", "i love miniso so much", "i know you can do it", "i would totally buy one", "i ’m excited for him to move in with me soon", "i have a feeling that he ’ll grow out of it", "i get this really often ." ]
[ "i completed my first 5k run last night ! i 'm nearly 50 .. it 's never too late to try a new hobby ." ]
[ "RedBanana99" ]
you go girl ! ! ! ! ! keep goin !
mooonjellies

Dataset Card for PEC

Dataset Summary

The PEC dataset is an English-language dataset of open-domain conversations gathered from two subreddits on Reddit, i.e., happy and offmychest. PEC has around 350K persona-based empathetic conversations. Each utterance is associated with a speaker, and each speaker has a persona of multiple persona sentences. The conversations in PEC are more empathetic than casual conversations. The conversations in the happy domain are mostly positive, whereas the conversations in the offmychest domain are mostly negative.

Supported Tasks and Leaderboards

  • dialogue-modeling, utterance-retrieval: this dataset can be used to train a generative or retrieval-based conversational model.

Languages

English

Dataset Structure

Data Instances

A typical data example comprises a list of context utterances, a list of context speakers, a response to the context, the response speaker and the persona of the response speaker.

An example from PEC looks as follows:

{'context': ['found out this morning i got a job promotion ! ! !'],
 'context_speakers': ['HeWentToJared91'],
 'personas': [
  "i ca n't stand working in the ugli .",
  'i ’ve always liked my eyes except for the fact that they ca n’t shoot lasers',
  'i feel really bad about myself as a person right now , and i could really use a hand .',
  'i drank a coffee , and it just made me feel even more exhausted .',
  'i want a natsuki t shirt',
  "i 've dealt with depression in the past .",
  'i love red dead 2'],
 'response': "you look like a nice person ! we 're proud of you , and i bet you earned that promotion !",
 'response_speaker': 'tylock'}

Data Fields

  • context: a list of strings, each string denotes a context utterance.
  • context_speakers: a list of strings, each string denotes a speaker.
  • response: a string denoting the response to the context.
  • response_speaker: a string denoting the speaker of response.
  • personas: a list of strings, each string denotes a persona sentence of response_speaker.

Data Splits

The data is split into a training, validation and test set for each of the three domains. Note that the all domain is the concatenation of the happy and offmychest domains.

domain Tain Valid Test
happy 157195 19829 22730
offmychest 123968 16004 15324
all 281163 35833 38054

Dataset Creation

Curation Rationale

PEC was built to provide a testbed for machines to learn persona-based empathetic responding. In our empirical analysis, we found that different personas have different styles of empathetic responding. This dataset can also be used to investigate the link between persona and empathy in human conversations. According to our human assessment, the conversations on the happy and offmychest subreddits are significantly more empathetic than casual conversations.

Source Data

Initial Data Collection and Normalization

The data was obtained via the pushshift API via Google BigQuery.

Who are the source language producers?

The language producers are users of the r/happy, and r/offmychest subreddits between 2012 and 2020. No further demographic information was available from the data source.

Annotations

Annotation process

The dataset does not contain any additional annotations.

Who are the annotators?

[More Information Needed]

Personal and Sensitive Information

The dataset includes the speaker IDs of users on happy and offmychest subreddits.

Considerations for Using the Data

Social Impact of Dataset

The purpose of this dataset is to help develop more personalised and empathetic conversational systems, which is an important milestone towards truly human-like conversational agents.

Discussion of Biases

[More Information Needed]

Other Known Limitations

A small portion of the dataset has the issues of sexism, hate, and harassment. The persona sentences are noisy.

Additional Information

Dataset Curators

The dataset was initially created by Peixiang Zhong, Chen Zhang, Hao Wang, Yong Liu, and Chunyan Miao, jointly done at Nanyang Technological University and Alibaba Group.

Licensing Information

The licensing status of the dataset hinges on the legal status of the Pushshift.io data which is unclear.

Citation Information

@inproceedings{zhong-etal-2020-towards,
    title = "Towards Persona-Based Empathetic Conversational Models",
    author = "Zhong, Peixiang  and
      Zhang, Chen  and
      Wang, Hao  and
      Liu, Yong  and
      Miao, Chunyan",
    booktitle = "Proceedings of the 2020 Conference on Empirical Methods in Natural Language Processing (EMNLP)",
    year = "2020",
    publisher = "Association for Computational Linguistics",
    url = "https://www.aclweb.org/anthology/2020.emnlp-main.531",
    pages = "6556--6566"
}

Contributions

Thanks to @zhongpeixiang for adding this dataset.

Models trained or fine-tuned on pec

None yet