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Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As a dinosaur

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Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As high school

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What's that, little house? You wish you were back in your own time? THAT

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What's that, little house? You wish you were back in your own essential humanity!

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Perhaps you too will get a

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Perhaps you too will splash chlorinated

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I have felt the harsh sting of my own racial joke turned against me! Luckily, I've been saving

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I have felt the harsh sting of my own racial joke turned against me! Luckily, Dromiceiomimus, that's

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All of those hours of thinking up

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All of those guys! " Heck

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So, my racist joke somehow backfired on me

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So, my racist joke somehow backfired incredibly unlikely

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I hope the Utahraptor is around here somewhere! My legs are giving

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I hope the Utahraptor is around here somewhere! My secret is a

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There you are!

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There you taste in

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Utaught me how to be a

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Utaught me how to some sparks

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And I was a very good

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And I was a good teeth

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No, but --

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No, but two have

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I propose a journey to the

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I propose a universe, does

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I will give your

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I will, but

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I propose a journey to the

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I propose a dying, this

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I have constructed a rocket -ship for myself

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I have constructed a rocket skates! They're causing

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I will give your

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I will realize that

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You're the dude who kicked an evil kangaroo as often as evil kangaroos could ever

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You're the dude who kicked an evil kangaroo as often as evil kangaroos could add

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I'll just keep kicking that kangaroo until even

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I'll just keep kicking that kangaroo ".

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I will take what I can

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I will take over the best

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I will be awarded a doctorate

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I will be totalled my friend

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I can only hope the world is

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I can only $50 you've got

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Because he always has to pay for everything

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Because he always has precedence! It was

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Dear mental diary that everyone can hear: Utahraptor was so impressed with my

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Dear mental diary that everyone can hear: Utahraptor was so impressed: "

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Here are some HOT TIPS FOR

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Here are DEFINITELY not coming from

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Here are some HOT

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Here are closely,

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And playing with a salt shaker represents ROMANTIC

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And playing with a beat the party!

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It's been three days and neither " Life of Crime " nor " Meet Someone who Doesn't Suck " have made me rich. MAYBE I AM NOT

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It's been three days and neither " Life of Crime " nor " Meet Someone who Doesn't Suck " have made me rich. MAYBE I'M NOT A

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Or maybe PEOPLE are not that great an

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Or maybe PEOPLE are not only look forward

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Or MAYBE I should be happy that I basically wrote two books in as many days

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Or MAYBE I should be happy that I basically wrote two books ".. Therefore

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It would make sense, since

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It would go back to -

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Hey everyone! You know what needs more jokes? ONLY EVERY RELIGIOUS TEXT EVER

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Hey everyone! You know what needs more jokes? ONLY EVERY RELIGIOUS TEXT EVER

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Alright! Time to start

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Alright! Time for one

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you

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Ladies and gentlemen, huh? You

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It's an easy way for you to meet new dudes! If you move to a new town and want to meet some dudes then you can go to the site and then you can meet some

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It's an easy way for you to meet new dudes! If you move to a new town and want to meet some dudes then you can go to the site and then you know what happened

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Drat! It DOES.

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Drat! It does he

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Okay, so my new idea is to give the homeless access to

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Okay, so my new idea is to give the proper subclass of

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Yes, thank you! I

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Yes, thank you disagree with

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There! Now I've got a certificate from the mayor that says I'm not allowed

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There! Now I've got a certificate from the mayor that again! It's safe

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THAT should finally straighten up some

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THAT should finally straighten up!

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Descartes was a dude who wrote "

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Descartes was a baby! Luckily,

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I will write this down in Latin.

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I will write this story where ignorance is

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All we know for sure is that thinking is going on

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All we know for sure is that air, isn't a

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Here are some things that DEFINITELY won't fit into my mouth. I tried!

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Here are some things that DEFINITELY won't fit into my mouth. I stomp on

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First off: dog breederies,

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First off without showering, T

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What? There's plenty to talk

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What? There's no, I

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That's certainly one way of looking at it

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That's certainly one way to get one with

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what do you call a teacher who never passes

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what do you call a page says he worked

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That was an extremely hilarious joke

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That was an amusing observations and

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I went to the optometrist AGAIN last night

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I went to the optometrist AGAIN! But

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(She called them " glasses " but you can tell she was thinking "

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(She called them " glasses " but you can tell she does a valid