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I fucking hate listening to her

She keeps sending me audios on whatsapp that are over 2 minutes long and I am trying to be nice and listening to them, but I just don't want to keep talking anymore, I'm just pissed off and want to go to bed.

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1464

I really enjoy figuring out where youtubers live/make content.

One of my favorite things to do is to watch a channel for clues, usually shooting locations or dialogue in videos, and using those clues to sleuth out where they live or work. I feel like such a creep but it is so much fun to deduce office locations or homes through minuscule details shown in their videos, I feel like a modern Sherlock Holmes. Fairly [Conflicted] about it.

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9896

Someone called me a schizoid...

I don’t know what’s wrong with me mentally but I’m usually nontoxic but when faced with their repeated violence I tapped into a deep repressed anger that’s usually in the form of sorrow deep within me. I really feel like I can actually kill people when I’m angry. Be careful when you are randomly being mean to people. Too many men have randomly been mean to me when all I wanted was love

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11638

I'm going to stop cheating on my wife!

I started last year when her sex drive plummeted and we started fighting. I deeply regret it and I put a stop to my behavior and I'm straightening out. I'm going to stop sexting with a 19yo onlyfans girl and fully devote myself to my wife again. I've also decided going forward to never tell her because it would only hurt her further. I don't think any good would come from it and I don't want to lose her either. It feels good to get this off my chest now.

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8749

I mass downvote "competing" comments.

For context I am a huge karmawhore. When it comes to comment karma, you can sort by new to be the first to comment but I prefer rising, to filter out the awful posts. Since there usually are a few comments at this point, I downvote them all to give myself an edge before posting mine.

Existential Guilt

2064

i feel empty

i don't know why did started happening to me, but, right after 4 months in Highschool. i felt all my happiness draining away from me. of course my friends noticed it. they asked about it. asked me if i was okay. "Yeah,i'm fine don't worry about it." and after a week. i came back with feeling empty. nothing changed, up until this day. maybe i was correct,nobody really cared about me,really.

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3535

I masturbated to child pornography when I was younger

when i was about 14 to 15 I did this a few times. I'm 19 now, and I punish myself everyday.mostly due to my past actions I'm in a deep depression and self harm frequently, I hope one day I have the courage to take my life. I know full well it's what I deserve, there is nothing I can do to change that. I'm not looking for sympathy or anything like that, I'm just confessing. I'm so sorry.

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388

My cousin has a boyfriend and I'm jealous as hell.

[remorse] My cousin and I have always been close. I don't think I have that much fun with anyone else I know. We're the same age - low 20's. Somehow she isn't in relationships very often - surprising, since she's quite good looking. Anyways, she's been in a solid relationship for around a year now. I've met the guy, but I don't think I'll ever like him. I wish we could stay this close for the rest of our lives. I think I love her, but I'm not sure (and it would be wrong, right?)

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7715

Most straight guys would jerk off with another straight guy whilst watching porn if they were really horny and it's not gay to do that

I'm 22yo straight dude got a huge level of testosterone and can't get a girl I think it's not gay.to watch porn with another guy it would be cool to talk about it and what.we like and what we would do to the girl it's just like bonding what do u think of this idea

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5479

17/02/2015

That's the day it's all going to end... I can't overcome this emptiness. I'm sorry mom, I'm sorry dad. It'll be over soon. I can't be a burden anymore. The darkness has completely and entirely consumed me. Even if I don't go through with this, I'll forever be separated from my loved ones. Fuck. I've even prepaid my cremation. I'm not even sad about this anymore. I'm finally at peace. Edit. It's supposed to be 2016. I cant even do that right

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4012

I just saw two stereotypical young nerdy men talking to each other in McDonalds and I got so scared I had to stop eating my food and leave

I thought I may end up like that 17 year old boy who was last seen alive with ''three stereotypical looking nerdy guys'' and then was found strangled in his car and the coroner said he'd been strangled between a set of thighs. Why do nerds always choose those horn rimmed glasses and why are they so skinny eating cheeseburgers and shit? They were sitting 5 feet away from me and looked to be 20-25. The thought of getting my neck crushed flat turned me off my fries and coke.

Existential Guilt

2829

I dislike my niece.

I’m a father of one girl. My sister has two kids. A son and daughter. My daughter falls right in between the two age wise by a year. I know I should love her but she is a jerk. She is rude to her parents, mean to her brother and just not nice. I find myself playing with the other two yet when she’s involved I leave the room. Now I see my daughter picking up on my negative energy and not wanting to be around her cousin. Ya I don’t like that kid.

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6496

I'm lonely and desperate for intimacy

(26F)Last time I had sex was exactly 2 years from today. Fuck autoimmune diseases. I crave intimacy and a relationship and constant sex to be honest. I just wanted one man to be devoted to. Just one. I swear I'm being punished for something.

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9004

I had a dream last night that my high school crush asked me out

I graduated high school 4 years ago. That dream was so random. I had a huge crush on this boy when I was in the 11th grade and dreamed about him last night. Had no idea why I dreamed about him. I got over him many years ago.

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3748

i have an opiate addiction

i know i do because i’m 20 and i’ve been taking them since i was 16. i have to take them if im upset or else ill get anxiety. i want help but i cant go to my parents or anyone else about it because it’s embarrassing. i want to somehow overcome it myself i just don’t know how

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3297

I got a blowjob from a milf

My friends mom blew me when we were drunk. I said I had a headache, she said she knew what would relieve it and blew me. It was probably one of the greatest bjs I've got. Still feel bad as I was good friends with her son.

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10567

Being horny is ruining my life.

It happens pretty much every day. When I'm horny, I can not control myself. I write a lot of pervy things to my friends, and they are writing back like: WTF is wrong with you?! I lost a lot of connections for this. I masturbate of course, and then I realize how much I've fucked up. It's not good for my physical or mental health! Help me!

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10639

I think i killed a dog

One week ago i accidentally tossed up a glass fragment into my neighbour's yard, and today morning i hear a howl and then i am seeing a consortium bag. Idk if the dog's there or if it for trash gattering. I always wanted to tell them but i never found the chance(they never attended the door when i was calling them).

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10825

Extreme Jealousy

Do I have a right to be upset over my boyfriend refusing to block a girl that told me she should be jealous over their friendship if he had a girlfriend, but he swears up and down i shouldn't be jealous so im just lost yall ,please help i need advice, im also a heavy narcissist 😣 I can't help it fr

Existential Guilt

197

I get off on rejecting people.

[Remorse] I do this instinctively a lot of the times without even realizing it and know it probably self esteem issues but I still get off on it everyone in a while. It'll be little things like if someone is trying to be nice or make small talk I just reject them completely. I even covertly try make people feel bad about themselves to make myself feel good.

Existential Guilt

4852

I keep calling hedgehogs "onions" in my head because words for them remind me of each other

In finnish language words for hedgehogs and onions remind me of each other. "Siili" hedgehog, "sipuli" onion. I see a post about cute hedgehogs captioned in english and then I think in english language something like "Awwwwww, what a cute onion!". I just felt like confessing this, thank you.

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2917

My husband is black and I’d be devastated if he broke up with me and dated a white girl

I’m white and married to an African American software engineer. I love him very much, but lately I don’t think our relationship is the strongest it could be. I worry that we will divorce and that he will date other white girls. Is it bad that the thought of him dating white girls after me upsets me? I have no reason why the thought upsets me. I guess with all of our personal drama, I’ve just been thinking about what his life would be like if he had another partner.

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9283

My foreman

Have had an ongoing fantasy about my foreman. I fantasize about him figuring me for the bitch I am and soon makes me his bitch. He makes me work overtime, work through my coffee break, work through my lunch break, buy him lunch, uses me to satisfy his needs, make me send him nudes of my wife, and as it happens, makes me pay a bitch tax that happens to be the same as any over time I get, plus 20% of my base pay.

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4763

I have become a reddit moderator (r/lounge) and the power has gone to my head

"How powerful have I become", I said to myself as I combed my cheetoh dust laden fingers through my neckbeard. The banning felt so good. I was addicted. Slowly over the course of the previous 24 hours, I had become exhausted and chafed from the massive amounts of hentai coursing through my veins. As I logged out of my moderation panel I paused and thought: "I am a god". Clumsily stumbling out of my parents basement, the wave of bans was complete.

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7350

I'm about to study in Japan and I'm horrified I'll have to sit in class with cringey weebs.

More of an irrational fear. I'm sure most of my classmates will be normal people with normal social skills. but I'm scared there will be some really cringey weebs in my school. Like the kinds you see here on Reddit. That would be awful.

Existential Guilt

11344

I'll make it easier for you all

Stacey Mammy Abrams supports masks at schools but took a maskless picture of herself at white school. She deleted the picture and said it was racist to criticize her. But she proves that black lives don't matter. Showing maskless at a black school is fine because no one cares about blacks dying from COVID. It's the opposite with whites. Now instead of calling me your usual "racist" how about if you guys give the best clapback ever. Donate money to Stacey House Negro Abrams. I'd suggest BLM but they got shut down for scamming people.

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4253

This is very weird

I usually dont masturbate the night before an exam, or just before going to my internship or to school because i once failed an exam and thought because i masturbated that night. It became weirder later on, i started making rules with myself like, " if you masturbate today, you will have problems with your supervisor tomorrow" or "dont masturbate the night before the exam or you'll fail it" And what's even weirder is that it actually works.

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355

I have a light scat fetish and I hate it.

[Remorse]: If you feel bad To put it simply, I like watching guys poop. I don't really like eating or smearing or anything like that, but just the poop. I absolutely love and hate to jack off to a guy pooping, and the poop afterwards. I hate this so much, and try to stop doing it, but I always keep going back to it. I'm convinced I'm stuck with the fetish, which will always bug me forever. Just needed to let that out.

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4525

I didn’t pay for parking during all of college thanks to Photoshop

I commuted to college for three years where they charged a stupid amount to park daily in a pay-and-display lot. Halfway through the first semester, I did the math which prompted me to look at all of the pay and display tickets and notice what numbers changed and when. I scanned one and photoshopped it to apply to whatever day as needed, printed it out and put it on my dashboard. Never caught, saved thousands. Thieving from thieves is okay.

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1656

I act like I don’t know what I’m doing at work so I can get out of doing the hard stuff.

My “job” right now is just a summer thing before my year of college starts. All employees are paid the same amount no matter how difficult our duties are. So instead of acting like I know what/where things are, I’m assigned a single job that I can do throughout the shift while listening to podcasts or music. Some of my coworkers think I’m less valuable and they sometimes say condescending things to me, but it’s worth it.

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7207

This is the last time I speak.

I'm heading to the woods with enough food for 1 day and enough pills and liquor to kill me the following morning. I lived for my kids and nothing else. I was a strict but good dad. My kids will live on knowing that I love them. Goodnight reddit and goodnight moon and goodnight future.

Anticipatory Guilt

2960

I HATE movies with a female lead

I know this may sound misogynistic or something, but I cannot STAND any movies with female leads. Not because I have something against women (I have plenty of female friends that are very dear to me) but because it seems to me that most of them accentuate something such as “ooo female power” or “look at this women she’s soooo independent and strong” and it just irritates whenever some movie with a female lead comes out

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3271

i farted on a sucker and gave it to someone

a kid from school gave me a pbnj he found under the bleachers i thought it was from lunch because it was still cold so i ate it. today i unwrapped a sucker before getting on the bus farted on it waited until i saw him gave it to him and made sure he ate it. i feel like a bad person now but oh well to late to change anything

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1027

I want to leave behind my family and friends and live alone with my pets in a quiet place, close to nature.

When I say leave them behind I mean it. Not just move away but completely cut ties with them and never see them again. It's weird because I love my family a lot so I wouldn't actually abandon them and instead this is more like a fantasy, but I long so much for solitude and peace. Makes me feel like a shitty ungrateful person.

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5161

I'm not okay.

I know I'm dying. I know it sucks. I know I just seem 'so well adjusted' and seem to be taking it so well. I do it for you. I put up these walls so you don't have to. I'm scared. I feel like a coward, hiding this all the time. I just want to cry. I want somebody to tell me everything will be okay. Because I'm not okay. I'm sorry. I'm really, truly, sorry.

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2095

Sometimes I “like” men on dating sites because I feel bad that they probably don’t get many matches.

[light] The rationale is that it’ll make them feel good if they get a match. I don’t do this a lot at all, but sometimes there’s someone that looks like a super nice person, but I know I’d never be interested in dating. However, if they message me, chances are high that I won’t answer at all. Was it better to have given them that nice match feeling, or are they now twice as upset because they got their hopes up that this could turn into something (even before talking)?

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5019

I was banned from r/wine after making a post about me preferring beer and liquors. After that I messaged the mods and called them french arrogant dingus people

I regret it. They were probably sad when they opened the message and saw that someone called them french arrogant dingus people. Many people have thought they were french arrogant dingus people but this was most likely the first time anyone was rude enough to just straight up tell them. I haven't gotten a response yet, or even a mute like I usually do after throwing a tantrum in the modmail for being banned. I am worried that the mods may have hurt themselves

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848

When I don’t have weed, I really want to kill myself.

My anxiety and depression grabs me and I often say and do really dumb shit and sometimes in public. When I smoke I don’t. (Or it’s just less dumb) I don’t care if people hate it. Marijuana is a medicine.

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11937

Spicy audios

I listen to dominant daddy audios by Rot on YouTube in public and I imagine it is my roommates best friend telling me to do all of these things on him… he is literally the only person who has made me want to have sex and if he told me to suck him off under a desk I would do it in a heart beat…

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10596

I'm a minor and I'm using a vape

I'm under 16 and everyone is smoking in my school, including me. We have a vape dealer at school and in breaks the bathrooms all smell like fruit. I know that everyone will think I'm stupid and stuff but I know that its dangerous and I do it after all. Its not to be 'cool' or one of the 'popular kids' and no, I'm not Emo. The vape helps me with stress. And I'm tired of being brought to this situation purely by the school system. Okay thats it thanks for reading

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3376

My anxiety has got the best of me....

Fuck me i used to be talkative , i got into storytelling competitions, but now ? I struggle just to talk, my voice cracks, im scared to be in a social situation, when i speak its sounds very small. Wonder why it went south. Im sad

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11228

Finally got flashed on the interstate.

Truck driver for 3 years and yesterday while in TX, had a vehicle pull up beside me and passenger had both of her girls just hanging out, giving me the arm pump for the air horn. Of course I had to honk. Just made me smile 😁

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5409

loveee

i was married n not available...then a beautiful girl fell in love with me not knowing i was married...i too was in love but couldnt commit as i was already married....now i am single but she has got married....i love her a lot

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8733

I kinda accidentally sexted my own dad.

So, I was on an anonymous chat site, on an area for finding and sexting with random people. So I started sexting this guy, flirting, we sent a few faceless nudes back and forth but then he sent a face shot and it was my own dad..... ...... Yeah that was unexpected.

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4912

I can’t bring myself to finish watching f.r.i.e.n.d.s

Ahh friends...one of the greats I have never seen the final episode and I just can’t watch it I keep repeating the program earlier but watching the final episode will mean it has ended. It genuinely makes me so happy after some episodes. Such a great programme that has been on the tv my whole life. It is apart of my existence as with many others. I just can’t do it The last episode I shall save for my deathbed

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5919

Been smoking WAY too much lately.

Title says it all. I've just been smoking weed every day for like the past month. I didn't even smoke often before this, maybe once every other week. I don't know why I started to doing this everyday but I need to stop. I have been skipping class and canceling plans with friends just to smoke. I just feel upset and disappointed with myself. I'm going to throw away all of my weed stuff tomorrow and get my shit together because this is starting to get depressing.

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6129

I troll on reddit because i have no friends

Im a virgin and everyone in my school hates me so i want to kill myself. The only time I could ever get a chuckle in life is when I post things on reddit it makes me happy. Even on reddit people tell me im a piece of sht and to go die maybe i just will. I based this account of a guy who sexually assaulted me in my highschool and I just wanted to shit on the name chad because it soothed me but now I just dont know anymore. I need help.

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9619

I almost snapped at work

I was depressed angry and just not my self my boss treated me like dog shit I lost my great grandma my and I just couldn't keep up in college but as of March 2018 I am better I met my online friends irl I have a job I love and now before covid19 I have a saving account to help me finance my childhood dream

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7705

Honestly I don’t mind if trump wins

I don’t live in American and I’m not old enough to pay taxes so anything he does doesn’t really affect me. That being said, another 4 years of occasionally logging into reddit and seeing that trump has said something else incredibly stupid can brighten up even the worst of days. I’m in no way a trump supporter, the guy’s an ignorant sexist, but the dumb shit he says really does give my intelligence a confidence boost and me and my friends have a good laugh at what he says/posts on Twitter.

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9500

I told my brother to mill himself.

He has never been suicidal, that I know of, but that is not the point. I do not even dislike my brother. I like him. He is a good person. He is kind, and a good brother. I was just a nasty, nasty person.

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2697

I miss this guy

So I made a post about how I hate myself sometimes and this guy messaged me, so he wanted to help me, which he did a good job, but he deleted his profile and I miss him, but I barely knew him, and it’s bugging me, like why? Why’d he delete his account? Did he make another? 🙁

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11431

Closet Slut!

Who I really am and who I become when I crave an orgasm are two entirely different people. I’m very capable of lying, cheating, deceiving, betraying and manipulating just to get an orgasm. Like mistakes of a drunk person get blanket forgiveness, the same rule applies to me when the Devil takes over my mind & body. So please forgive me, though I know what I do…

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5288

I've convinced my supervisors at work that I am so busy during the day that I can't do the extra work they're asking. Truth is, I have plenty of time and I spend it on Reddit.

They think I am irreplaceable and glad to have me. I even got them to hire on another person to do the extra work. Sometimes I go flick the bean in the bathroom when I read something on Reddit that turns me on. I feel ashamed because I have done this for three years.

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2070

So i have been flirting with a girl on my bus but im starting to have feelings. what do?

so i have been flirting with this 8/10 o my bus and she seems into me by the fact shes been taking glimpses at me and got excited when i asked for her snapchat as well as being nervous. But anyway im starting to have feelings for (BTW i bet my pal that i could get a 8/10 qt 3.14 GF) but i think it back fired. what do?

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1349

I just came to the realization that my dad doesnt love me

Not one bit. It took me almost 20 years to realize that but I'm damn sure it's true. It's not just me, my siblings as well feel the same. It is kind of a relief since i dont feel guilty anymore due to my resentment towards him.

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2959

The most perfect city in the world

So a kind of hobby of mine to look for the most perfect city with the most urban planning on this planet that’s practically flawless and so organized And i finally found it It’s geneva switzerland 🇨🇭 The most perfect flawless city on this planet With an amazing dedication to it’s cleanliness and urban planning It makes tokyo look like a third runner ! Someday i wish to study urban planning in switzerland along with france and neatherlands and germany Those countries with the best efficient urban planning and architecture

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5433

Her Feet...

Recently confessed I still harbor feelings for my oldest & closest friend. Came across a photo of her feet & I found myself liking them. Like just looking at them & admiring. They are pretty to me maybe because they're hers. I don't think I have a foot fetish at least. Right?

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11299

My mom was married 7 times.

So my confession is that It felt like she was cheating on me with her husband's... its a weird feeling considering the fact we never had sex obviously. I don't feel it anymore but when I was growing up I especially felt it.

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1715

I wanna break up with my boyfriend

He just doesn't care anymore and it shows. I've tried talking to him, giving him his space, and being the best I can be, but all he does is treat me like shit, never listens, and makes me feel worthless and like I don't matter. If you see this babe I'm gone

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9452

sup bruh

i bee in klub ye nd i see mah homboi ean nd i tel hm gew 2 da womn nd doo hr n bak uf trk k nd dn he do er nd shit dn she gt pens n hr ear nd she cri nd shit wat da fuck do i do gyz?

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11255

Observed a change in myself.

Recently I have observed a change in myself is that nowadays I have started attracted towards Asian Girls. For your info, I am an Indian guy and it feels a little awkward. But I think it's normal what do you guys think about this.

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5154

This is happening RIGHT NOW!

My BF is here, but so is our oh-so-sexy friend. They're playing a game right now and I'm SO MAD that I'm just sitting here confessing this to Reddit rather than going upstairs and letting both of them take very sexy advantage of me.

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11596

I just "accidentally " ruptured a man's dangles I was ballbusting...

Third man over four years of ballbusting as a hobby. My friend is a vetrarian with two working room's and the men agree tbat if I accidentally rupture them, I keep them. I admit adoring the power exchange of snipping them off. I've decided I'm already going to hell and I am going to " accidentally " castrate a man biweekly until I fill my old DVD cabinet with trophies. It's all planned and the men picked. I have 100 matching sealing jars. Hehe

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231

[Tough Love] I've been leading girls on on Tinder

[Remorse] So i'm a relatively attractive guy with horrible self esteem, who deals with depression and has had a pretty fucked up past 8-12 months. I've been bad at relationships with people in general for this time and thats double when it comes to talking to girls. So the last few days i got a tinder and have been talking to girls, asking them on dates, setting times then completely bailing out and unmatching them. I've done this like 10 times. They've been attractive too. I just don't want to deal with another person. I hate myself sometimes

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897

I set up a Minecraft YouTube account

oh my god I sound so stupid. I was talking to my Internet friends really late last night and we found my old YouTube channel from when I was 12. we came up with the idea to start a new one and see how many people we can trick into believing it's real. but, I'm kind of enjoying doing it🤦🏽‍♀️

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978

I bring a gun to work

The owner of the company asked me to bring my concealed carry weapon into work each day for protection (just in case). He thinks I would use it to save him and his wife. Ha! If needed, I will use it to safeguard my own life. He's on his own.

Anticipatory Guilt

10297

I, fucked a pie.

I just whipped out my hard cock while the parents were out and slammed it repeatedly into the side of this massive delicacy until the crust broke allowing me access. I fucked it til I added some more filling to the pie. It was lemon custard so hopefully no one will notice. I have no remorse. Also, I guess I'm pie sexual now, eh? Tldr: fucked a pie, no I fucking didn't.

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6347

I am terrified to drive

I don't want to drive, I didn't get my license until I was 20. Its just that my attention span. I lose concentration and can't focus on the road for a long time. I'm scared to death I'm gonna lose focus and kill someone in a car wreck I avoid driving all the time if iccan

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1505

I finally raped a girl

I tried to have sex with this girl who fought back. But the moment I penetrated her, she gave up and just laid there crying, because she knew there was no more saving her virginity, which she wanted to save for her future marriage. She’s actually my crush, and I had the best sex ever. In case you’re wondering, I shot all my load inside her without protection. I hope she gets pregnant with my baby.

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2802

Told a lady at the ice cream shop I work in that something was dairy free when it wasn't.

This woman was being really rude to me and making nasty comments about our ice cream as well. She asked if a flavor of sherbet we had was dairy free because she can't have dairy since she's lactose intolerant. Since it wasn't because she was allergic to dairy, I told her the sherbet was dairy free, but it's not. I watched her eat two scoops of it. She seemed fine when she left, but I imagine the rest of her night was..... interesting, to say the least.

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6561

I stole my step mothers thong yesterday

My dad married her 2 years ago and she is smoking hot! Yesterday I found her dirty black thong in the laundry room and I took it to my room. I have plans for it tonight when I have the house to myself. I also plan on getting the panty hose she will wear to work today. Not going to wear them just sniff them. I know it's wrong but that's ok

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10781

I’m a recovering sex addict

Also a constant cheater and I’ve already broke my girls heart once and I’m slowly earning her trust back and she means the world to me . I know I have a addiction now it’s just following through with the plan

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7465

I sometimes eat the maple bacon donut I don’t even like so my coworker doesn’t get to have it.

Temp service regularly brings donuts and sausage rolls to my office, and there’s always one maple bacon donut. I have one coworker who actually likes them, and he’s an asshole so I routinely eat the donut if I get there first, so that he can’t have it.

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7067

Some Big News...Not what yiud even expect....

My buddy let's call him Alex, has been having the most incredible internal conflict of his life recently...they say, sometimes you have to lose everything and start from scratch to really understand the value of love, family, life in general. That chance starts today.

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9230

Drunk Letter to myself

I am drunk. This post is for sober me to read tomorrow. How about you start putting effort into your life and not victimize all the time? How about you actually try out things before disparaging them you know what I mean You say you want to get better but don’t even have the resolve to implement simple and positive lifestyle changes. Utterly weak. You need to put in more effort. Come on dude wtf. Now I’m crying like wtf is your problem dude just fucking put in effort you

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2633

I Love drugs

Judging on the title you'll probably think I am some junky, which I am not. I am a student with a relatively normal live. However, I must admit I just love all drugs. I love taking them, and even talking about them. I don't even do it that much because good things come in moderation, but still, it remains my favourite thing to do. Does this really make me that weird?

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1403

I owe my little brother 10 years of peperoni

When my brother was 2 he bit into a cayenne pepper. He freaked out and was scared of peppers. Peperoni containing the name pepper he assumed was hot. I was 12 and told him i would eat all of his hot peperonis for him and i kept it up for years. I did this until he was about 12 and finally tried a peperoni.

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1742

I fantasize about being murdered.

I like being choked during sex, and often I think about telling my boyfriend to choke me until I pass out and then keep choking me for a minute or two (hopefully killing me). It takes a lot for me to not ask him to do this. I just want to die.

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11846

What is the most overrated thing?

I spent thousands more on a ring. I am no longer married. The wedding party lasted one night. The ring is now useless. This isn't a knock on my ex. We are cool. I wish her the best. I'm just pointing out that, in a country with a 50% divorce rate, we probably spend too much on weddings and marriages.

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7502

Co-worker who has been slacking off and bullying me in particular slipped and fell today

So today a coworker slipped and fell on his back and butt at work and bc of how rude and mean he is, I didn't even feel bad. He has been bullying me for the past while and I guess it's karma that happened.

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9044

Haven't dreamed once about my girlfriend who I've been dating for year

I dream about fucking other women all the time! There was my girlfriend's sister who is a hot piece of ass(understandable). My coworker who is a solid 7 with a natural bubble butt and "voluptuous lips" (her words and the truth). I definitely want to bang her and she knows it. Holding back because of the girlfriend. Damn you morals! There was even an older chubby coworker in there. Zero day dreams about her! But after the dream, she looks like she would be good at fucking... My subconscious is a cheating son of a bitch.

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7850

lied to my gym partner

recently i've been able to fit into this XS dress that i bought not long ago my gym partner noticed and said "we must be doing something right if you can finally fit it!" ...truth is, ive been so lost at hope and have had horrible dysmorphia that i began taking weight loss pills, starting fasting, burning off more calories, and taking adderall all while going to the gym with her... hurts to not be able to tell her that because i know she'd be upset because of how much she cares for me as a friend :(

Reactive Guilt

3255

I eat cereal with water (and sometimes ice).

In my defense, it’s for you people’s benefit as much as it is for mine. I am quite certain that you would rather suffer through watching me munch cheerios with water than you would sit in a room filled with the pungent results of me eating cereal with milk like a normal person. But I still acknowledge that it is weird.

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7278

Just had an intense sex dream about my ex that I just rekindled things with IRL

The title speaks for itself but I just dreamt about what would happen if I slept over his house. We’ve been talking about getting together soon but I’ve been nervous cause things haven’t always worked out before. The dream felt so real to me though. I hope our time together will be like that. Amazing dream

No Guilt

3792

I haven’t seen my daughter in 5 months

I don’t know if this is a confession, I feel like it is maybe. I haven’t seen my daughter in 5 months and she’s 6 months old. It may seem to the people around me like I don’t care because I feel as though I’m the kind of person to keep to myself. I don’t show that I’m upset about it but every night I dream about her. I find myself just upset and crying in random places. Whenever anyone asks me how I’m doing I smile happily and say I’m great. I hate my life without her.

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9767

I'm sexually attracted to my neighbour

I (M17) am sexually attracted to my neighbour (F37). This is to the extent where every time I'm about to see her, I intentionally make myself get hard, in hopes of something happening. Our houses are placed in such a way, that I can see her bedroom from mine, and have spent countless hours looking at her, hoping to catch her changing, or after the shower. I feel super guilty and dirty, but I cannot stop myself.

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7191

My friend snorted baby powder

Alright, so this happened 2 to 3 years ago, we had baby powder because my mother just gave birth to my lil bro. I put some on the floor and shaped it into lines with a pikachu Pokémon card, I then grabbed a straw and fake snorted it, then my friend tried and she fucking snorted the baby powder, she could only smell baby powder for the next 5 weeks but we never told anyone about it, it was the worst and funniest thing I still remember.

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8705

True love waits.

I'm in love with the same man for 3 years, all this time he has been committed with the same girl. He never knew about my feelings. I cut off all contact and I thought that in time I would forget him by meeting new people and moving on with my life, turns out I can't give myself or make a relationship last because I'm always waiting on him.

No Guilt

2020

Closed down camp

When I was about 9 or 10 we had a sleepover camp at our local scouts, I went to the toilet and used the last of the toilet paper and didnt want to walk out with the toilet roll in my hand so I flushed it down the toilet. The camp continued for another hour or so until someone realise the only toilet in the place was blocked and flooding, they sent everyone home and the camp was canceled

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7985

Just accidentally sent dick pics to my step daughter

Well shit I just accidentally sent dick pics of myself to my step daughters Facebook messenger they where ment to be sent to some one else and she has viewed them and it's just been silence on her end and definitely have some appolgizing to do

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9895

I want to die sometimes

No one knows but I think of killing myself sometimes so i don't have to burden my family anymore , the only stopping me is them finding my body. i can easily overdose on my pills but the thought of them finding my body stops it

Anticipatory Guilt

10062

He used me as his mistress

My ex slept with me knowing I still had feelings for him and then the next morning proceeded to tell me he’s in a relationship. He cheated and used me in the process. I never told her because she had blocked me on social media and to be honest I didn’t have the balls to tell her. If anyone wants to tell her anonymously let me know?! :/

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8992

PSA: To those with mental health disorders: stay away from r/confessions. It's a troll den designed to make users who post things innocently commit suicide.

Its all this place has been for a few years now and its disgusting. The trolls who enjoy doing this go around trying to blame users for this cyberstalking and bullying, even trying to convince people those being stalked are the horrible people themselves. Its just all this weird game with power and control. Stay far away.

No Guilt

9425

My father is a terrible person and I want to run away.

My father is a good father, but when he thinks we are asleep, he does messed up things. He has fucked my aunt, and now he is kissing one of his friends' fiancees. He even hooks up with his own exes sometimes. I want to run away, but I can't, I am only 16. I just don't know what to do. He is such a traitor. Betrays his own friends so he can hook up. Such bullshit.

Anticipatory Guilt

2392

401k

I took a small loan out of my 401k for my job of 5 years. I feel really bad about it. I did it because I procrastinated saving money for a trip planned months ago with my wife and friends.

Reactive Guilt

2399

I know I’m an alcoholic, but can’t get myself somewhere

I realised a few weeks ago that I do not have any nice memories that wouldn’t include alcohol. I am overweight, broke and feeling like crap. But I just cannot stop, I am really divided by it. I don’t want to give it up, because I’m afraid I wouldn’t have anything else left. I don’t have the guts to go talk about it with someone face to face.

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8553

I just reconnected with an old crush from school and had the best sex of my life, but we've both agreed and talked about we don't want to date anyone anymore.

I don't think I'm ready to say I wanna date this person but we get along great and the sex is great and I might want the option to date in the future. What if I really like them and then what? Is this just how fwb works? You just risk getting feelings? I don't know if I like that risk

Anticipatory Guilt

1436

I only say bless you when I want people to like me

I'm and atheist and I know the phrase bless you is rooted and souls and demons etc and I almost never say it, but if there is a girl I'm attracted to or someone I want to think I possess that quality I say it, it's not at all a reflex and I choose who I say it to, anyone else do this?

No Guilt

1246

I ALMOST killed a bug tonight...

I was sitting on the back porch smoking a cigarette when I felt something crawling on my foot. Naturally, I swatted at it, and started stomping at the unidentified bug in an attempt to kill it. I looked down, and it was still crawling around at my feet. But upon closer inspection I noticed it was a bee. A queen bee. Had it been any other bug I definitely would’ve killed it on the spot.

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9833

made a child cry

when I was younger I asked my dad why I was so short and he said that the later you bloom the longer you live, so I went up to one of my tall friends and told him “you’re gonna die soon” and he cried

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