Source: https://bachelorbracket.com/the-best-things-said-on-the-bachelorette-week-3-part-one/
Timestamp: 2019-04-22 06:59:08+00:00

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Greetings once again, Bachelorette Fans! Kim from Head Over Feels here to bring you my favorite soundbites from this week’s episode. ABC decided to kill me this week and run two episodes promising BIG DRAMA. I thought this episode failed to deliver on the promise of drama, but it DID deliver on laughs and ridiculous moments. And it DID cement my favorite guy of the season who will NEVER get picked (Marquel…why are you so funny and SO FINE), so that’s progress.
“I’m not DESPERATE for Love.” — Nick V.
Yet you’re on The Bachelorette?
“Any practical person would be skeptical about this.” — Nick V.
At least someone has a modicum of sense around here.
“I can turn him into a believer.” –Andi on Nick V.
I see this ending badly. Anyone else remember how it ended for Desiree and the skeptical guy last season?
I’m amused at how ALL the guys put Boyz II Men in the context of 7th grade. They are EVERYONE’S 7th Grade.
Marquel…YOU ARE A DELIGHT. Officially my favorite guy of the season, and if they were ever to have an African American Bachelor, he should be it.
My friend Gillian says that she gets a serial killer vibes from Nick V. (“He has dead eyes!!”) but I get them from Marcus who seems just a wee bit too convinced of his connection with Andi considering he had not had a one-on-one date as of this episode.
Note to all dudes: put on old age make-up and a girl will think seriously about you. Barney Stinson was right.
Yes, asking a producer if it’s okay for you to order flowers is TOTALLY natural, Nick.
None of this rant made sense. The only thing that it did was confirm that Andrew is still the mean quarterback from high school.
here to bring you my favorite soundbites from this week's episode. ABC decided to kill me this week and run two episodes promising BIG DRAMA. I thought this episode failed to deliver on the promise of drama, but it DID deliver on laughs and ridiculous moments. And it DID cement my favorite guy of the season who will NEVER get picked (Marquel...why are you so funny and SO FINE), so that's progress.
"I'm not DESPERATE for Love." -- Nick V.
Yet you're on The Bachelorette?
"Any practical person would be skeptical about this." -- Nick V.
"I can turn him into a believer." --Andi on Nick V.
I'm amused at how ALL the guys put Boyz II Men in the context of 7th grade. They are EVERYONE'S 7th Grade.
Marquel...YOU ARE A DELIGHT. Officially my favorite guy of the season, and if they were ever to have an African American Bachelor, he should be it.
My friend Gillian says that she gets a serial killer vibes from Nick V. ("He has dead eyes!!") but I get them from Marcus who seems just a wee bit too convinced of his connection with Andi considering he had not had a one-on-one date as of this episode.
Yes, asking a producer if it's okay for you to order flowers is TOTALLY natural, Nick.

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