# Datasets: huggingartists /epic-rap-battles-of-history

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! STEPHEN KING! VS! EDGAR ALLAN POE! BEGIN! Once upon a midnight dreary, as I spit this weak and weary I will choke this joker with a trochee till his cheeks are teary But yall dont hear me, all should fear me Ill forever be better, youll never be near me Your books are as eerie as Beverly Cleary! Youre a faux Bram Stoker, so scram, the shows over Your flows so-so, Poes poems pwn posers I wrote em locked in a cave, while I sobbed in a rage The Tell-Tale Heart beats soft in its grave While this jerk just beats off on a page You wanna talk shop, you gothed-out fop? Go back to Hot Topic and shop for a top Theres a melancholy alcoholic laughing stock In the Kings house, now watch the Castle Rock Pouty little poet with an opiate affliction Im a workaholic with a fiction addiction Im making dedicated readers shivery and jittery Feel that Rage and Misery You better start running, man Youre in deep poo, Poe Im a mad dog, fangs Shining, Cujo Tommyknock you down till you cant stand up Youre as soft as Po, the Kung Fu Panda Racks on racks cause I pen fat stacks of frightening writing Have you seen the pile? I can even take a break from my routine style Crank out a Shawshank or a Green Mile Masque of the Red Death? Barely blood-curdling Pit and the Pendulum? Not even unnerving Perving on your first cousin when shes thirteen years old? Now thats disturbing Stephen you pretend to do it, Ive been really living through it Like misery and poverty and family woes I see through you like pantyhose, Doing Chappelle and Simpson cameos Even if youre gripping on a weapon, then you better get to stepping if youre messing with the horror lord In a minute maybe, Imma hit him Cut him into itty bitty bits and Ima stick em in the floorboards Uh, speaking of bored, youre the worst Dropped out of school but you cant drop a verse I could have spent that time better In eight bars I can write a whole best-seller Im so prolific, this sickly goblin wont be bothering me Im on a clobbering spree And Ill be smacking you with any of the big thick books In my big dick bibliography See, Im the author with the blood and gore lore galore thatll horrify a reader to the core Fame? Money? Talent? Success? Youll always have less WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC! AHH! RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! FRANK SINATRA! VS! FREDDIE MERCURY! BEGIN! Ho! Whats wrong with your face? Baby, yikes! With those teeth when youre through therell be no dust left to bite Christ, newsflash, kid: this is show business Show some class when you dress, shave that bush off your lips! Boom! Your bands named Queen, huh? Aint that sweet You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat Thats whats wrong with you people, youll do anything to get famous You changed your name to Mercury, you shouldve been Freddie Uranus You think I havent heard those things before? Youre just a bully whos too scared to go to war You had a hit song called My Way, but someone else wrote it Youre the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents Youve got four notes in your whole range, you cant act and you cant dance Im more powerful than you when Im wearing womens pants Why do you stand there in a suit? its like youre trying to bore me When I rock the UK, South America gets horny Because my songs have balls! Theyre the anthems of victory! Your music is like the sound track to a vasectomy Youre in the pocket of the mafia, and everybody knows Guinea Dago Guinea Dago? Guinea Dago, Figaro Easy, Jaws of Life, I cant stand a racist I love the coloreds and the queers, just ask Sammy Davis Look, we all want to swing, baby, but you took it too far You played butthole roulette and you lost the draw! I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed I didnt leave a mark on history, I French kissed it! Im a champion of the world extinguished in his prime! So kiss my ass Frankie but youll have to wait in line WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EEEEEEPIC EEEEEEPIC EEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Epic Rap Battles of History Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, begin When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown So take a seat Steve, oop, I see you brought your own Whats with your voice? I cant frickin tell You sound like WALL-E having sex with a Speak & Spell Ill school you anywhere, MIT to Oxford All your fans will be like, Um, that was Hawkward Im as dope as two rappers, you better be scared Cause that means Albert E equals emcee² Youve got no idea What youre messin with here, boy Ive got twelve inch rims on my chair, thats how I roll yall You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll Ill be stretchin out the rhyme like gravity stretches time When you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind Im the best, Im the Snoop Dogg of Science Ill be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants Im the giant whose shoulders youd have stood on, if you could stand Ill give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand You cant destroy matter or me, for serious Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was There are ten- Million-million-million-million-million-million-million- Million-million particles in the universe that we can observe Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds youre making Im about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan And while its true that my work is based on you Im a super-computer, youre like a TI-82, ooh Who won? Whos next? You decide Epic... Rap... Battles of History
Epic Rap Battles of History Doc Brown vs Doctor Who, begin Ooh, actually, if you dont mind its just the Doctor Doesnt even really matter who, who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you The wannabe Einstein minus the stache, travels through time but with no class Im saving the world while you dilly-dally, you cant even invent a way out of Hill Valley And calm down will you, everything is going to be fine Youre not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time Actually its a lot more like a rug really, never mind Lets just say theres an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your arse with rhyme Great Scott, youre great—not, I spit it hot And generate way more power than one-point-twenty-one gigawatts Im not sure what sort of scientific authority you purport to be But Im a real doctor, whered you get your degree? Despite all of your companions you couldnt be having less sex I dont know whats lamer your fans or your special effects You dont get another turn to debate, time to face your permanent fate Now Dalek my balls! Exterminate Im going to die At least, this version of me Perhaps youd like another Prepare to meet your density Im a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical form Youre a possibly pedophilic individual who should have never been born You got your knickers in a twist while youre sucking on my Piccadilly, but Im a lot lot different Cause youre a pitiful hillbilly hanging with an oedipal kid whos a bawk bawk chicken Nobody calls me chicken This is between us, Scarfy, dont try to out-rhyme me Youll find Im as grimy as any slimy time-limey Ill use your port-o-potty time machine as my latrine Youre not a cat with nine lives, youre a pussy with thirteen WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC! RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! DOC BROWN! VS! DOCTOR WHO! BEGIN! Doctor Who: Actually, if you dont mind, its just the Doctor
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! MOSES! VS! SANTA CLAUS! BEGIN! : Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun Stop preachin homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer, You represent sandals and a scraggly beard Im from the North Pole, thats why my rhymes are so cold! I spit diamonds but Im serving up some fresh coal Youve been a naughty boy, you brought a plague of frogs Youd best arrest yourself, you broke your own law Or was there something in Rule Six I didnt understand? My list says killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand I read your book, you got a strict religion No bacon, but mandatory circumcision? Im a jolly bowl of jelly, giving holiday presents But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous! : When I was high up on the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf It takes 9 reindeers to haul your fat-ass You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass You need to stop breakin into houses and creepin and peepin On naughty kids while they sleepin and keep yo hands off my stockin Dont you Ho Ho me! Ill split yo ass in half, like I did the Red Sea You aint a saint you a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow Stop with the unpaid labor, and let my little people go! : We aint slaves! All that sand turned your brain to mush! I think you need to stop smokin all that burnin bush Yeah, were magical workers, man! We hang with reindeers Yo! Heres a GPS! Who gets lost for forty years!? Youre a glorified secretary, so write this down Begat deez nuts! Santa Claus is comin to town : So much drama in the Israe-L B.C., Its kinda hard talkin directly to the G-O-single-D Hand me my chisel, I got a new commandizzle, for yall Thou shalt not let your children sit on a grown mans lap at the mall. Ill beat you ten times before the bread can rise, you dummy And walk off to the land of my milk and honies. WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! CAPTAIN KIRK! VERSUS! CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS! BEGIN! Arrivederci Imma leave before this battle begins Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win I’ll show you how a real explorer handles a situation I’ll beat you so bad they’ll feel it in the next generation So bring it on! I’ll whip you like a Klingon My rhymes will burrow in your ears like The Wrath of Khan I’ve got a neck chop for Spock I’ll put my sword through Sulu Check into a Priceline Hotel and watch your fat ass on Hulu I’m the enterprising Captain James Tiberius Kirk Representing Riverside Iowa, planet Earth I hear you call yourself an explorer, but I’m just not having it You discovered a new world that was already inhabited Why don’t you boldly go someplace you’ve never gone before Like India, or any destination you actually set sail for You spaghetti eating fuck, how’s your spice rack doing? I’ll be chilling in my spaceship. Have fun canoeing You know, rapping against you, it’s not even fun It’s like somebody set your brains on stun I am the fabric of history, you are a fictional stain I’ll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain! Mr. Spock, beam me back to 1492 so I can beat this man like it’s my job We’ll see how Isabella likes my Captain’s log It’s Kobayashi for you, there’s no way you could win When your weak crew sees me approaching, they’ll be like, dammit it’s Jim I’ll double-fist-punch you, you slave making bitch Now, take your genocidal ass off of my bridge WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPICRRRRRRRRRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Epic Rap Battles of History Kim Jong-il vs Hulk Hogan Begin The name’s Kim Jong, I got a license to ill Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill Your body looks like a spray tan banana With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana I’m coming at you like the Asian Ric Flair Bitch, I’ll suplex you by your friggin dick hair! Your whole fam’s a bunch of Barbies, dude You want beef? Eat this Korean BBQ! You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother You’re a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni I’m gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony Come on dude, all the little Hulksters know I’ll hang you from the ropes like South Park puppet show I’ll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling Brother I’ll leg drop your ass back to Beijing! Beijing is in China, you blond asshole I’m a god among men, you’re a suburban commando North Korea, bitch, let me give you a tour By the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours! Hulk Hogan goes down! I don’t know if he can finish the battle... He’s reaching for the ropes! Its.. Its Macho Man Randy Savage! Ooh yeah, it’s about to get real Watch me snap into a Slim Jim Kim Jong-Il I don’t like to hit little bitches with glasses But when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses The Macho Man, there is no equal So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people PUNK, I’ll elbow drop your whole nation On behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation! Ooh Yeah! Who won? Whos next? You decide Epic Rap Battles of History
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! LEWIS AND CLARK! VERSUS! BILL AND TED! BEGIN! You cant be starting with Lewis and Clark Cause we cut a path through emcees like a walk in the park And give em back a whole stack of maps and accurate charts Showing exactly where our footprints on their buttocks are marked Were two travelling wordsmiths spitting hotter than a furnace And well own you on the mic like the Louisiana Purchase! Youre worthless. Your future selves shouldve told you that Now go back in time and give Doctor Who his phone booth back We discovered bears and beavers and prairie dogs and weasels Rattlesnakes and catfish, owls, larks and eagles And plus flora galore! And according to our observations These two dickweeds right here are severely endangered We inspired pioneers and travelers near and far You inspired air guitar and Dude, Wheres My Car? We conquered much greater dangers in our trek through Mother Nature So step off, but tell Bills stepmom dont be a stranger Bills mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous Ive heard better insults dropped from Socrates anus Thats my stepmom, Ted Lets keep it excellent between us And show these boy scouts how it goes in San Dimas Were quick when we spit like Billy the Kid with his guns And youll be verbally kicked in the nut-Sacagawea-puns A teen mom carried you and your troops They shouldve let the baby lead, and put you in the papoose And if those native dudes knew what white dudes were gonna do They woulda stopped you in Dakota They should totally Sioux Why dont you go back to exploring Napoleons old swamps Or youll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped Did you hear that, Meriwether? I think they mean to brawl Ill take Neo. Ill take the one that no one knows at all From the Falls of Black Eagle to the Pacific We put the dis in dysentery cause we spit sick Without Rufus youd be useless on all the trails we blazed You couldnt navigate your way out of a Circle K Send over Garth and Wayne, because you turkeys arent worthy Suffering your raps is a most bogus journey Man, they totally burned us. I feel like such a doofus What do we do? I dont know Be Excellent Rufus! Hes right, dude. We dont have to take this kind of abuse From some Paul Bunyan dudes in potato sack shoes You rode a river one direction; we travelled four dimensions Rescued bodacious babes, and get back for detention Ive seen your future, Mr. Lewis and I dont wanna be rude But spoiler alert: You totally kill yourself, dude So we offer you peace with these resplendent medallions And we claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns! WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC! Grizzly bear growls Huh? Bear continues to growl Eh... RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Get on the track and wreck this shit Disrespect this shit, chin check the bitch If they want it, they got it Im wrecking the topics, defying your logic Fold the game, its in my pocket Try to stop it, if I had to curve it, yall Im wrecking yall, just like a wrecking ball No Miley though, kick that, just keep twerking If you see me on the mic, you know that Im working I get it hot, bringing the steam in What you know about what Im doing? You feening Youre dreaming if you think that youre taking me down Spit another rhyme you bastards, Im straight getting crowned Anytime you wanna step, disrespect and anybody want it you can bet that I got it, garaunteed, you best believe, I take everything you need to breathe, ugh Your lungs are earth, Since my birth I, plagued you when I rehearse, I mean rehearsing Played with curses, you right back now when I spit these verses I hit you fast to dashing, smashing, clashing, you want it? Smashing in your head, lashing out against me but Im stepping up Youre out of luck, I still dont give a fuck Youve got a coaster at the cafe, cause Im cooking, good looking You know that youve just been mistooken If you think youre taking me down, youre getting raped like this mic is Right here and now, I break it down Like scientists, Mark Ruffalo in this bitch You want to see me right now? Ill be in the streets I do it like Banner, cause I keep it smart But I keep it like The Hulk cause Ill rip you apart
Michael J. Fox: Michael J. Fox in the house, yall Chucky: Yo, Chucky here Michael J. Fox: Let me take this one, bitch Check it out Watch me crank my amplifier up real high While I’m looking for the Doc You be a little tiny midget using a sock as a sleeping bag You little weird, crusted up, fucking sore face You have like eighteen movies, man; look at your fucking face Youre weird. Youre dead. You’re a little toy I be making movies since I was a little boy Ive been Back to the Future, and Ive been Back to the Future again And then I was in Back to the Future the third time. Where have you been? Chucky: Yo, mention my face, man Im getting dirty cause you make me Dont make me talk about how youre old and shaky Man, I know that is how you are I please Gotta dis you for your Parkinsons disease I think that’s what you have Baby, now you look old, a long neck like a giraffe Let me start to cut and suture I’m gonna kill you, bring you Back to the Future Michael J. Fox: Of course you gotta talk about disabilities, man I know, Chucky, thats important But you’re fucking Freddy Kruegers abortion, man! EpicLLOYD: HAHAHAHAHAHA clap clap
Action Yo, it was five oclock and I was making a Nesspresso I was thinking to myself you know, theres fans that want some special extra shit That cant be seen by everybody that subscribes Im talking bout the fans who kept the rap battles alive And I was sitting at the coffee table cutting checks for rent And all the other bills we got since we went independent And I was like, damn, Im so glad we did this But damn, we gotta run this whole business Yo Lloyd, check it out man, the mask came in Sweet Well this is the stunt mask, the other one is coming next week What? Its so easy, we got a sweat deal, see? Well keep the whole costume under three Gs, easy Three Gs Easy Yo this isnt cool Hey, this is very cool We still owe five to Atul True Speaking of that, I think we should do the makeup Cause it would be cool to have a scar when you wake up We need some extra funds I think we need some extra minds I just wanna get this done Weve got so much to decide Like should the Red Baron really actually fly? Dude What man? you decide Pete, man, Im with you; we gotta do this right But we cant spend all the cash, we need to rent some lights Man, you gotta see these Wendys comments, this dude can write If he could know the battles in advance, that would be tight Ive got an idea We should start a Patreon Well start a Patreon Well start a Patreon We got a Patreon Yo, in the George Carlin verse, I wanna say shit, fuck and jism And Im not tryna bow to no ads or algorithms Patreon Well start a Patreon We got a Patreon We got a Patreon Well have a special Discord where you can help us make decisions And live stream sessions where we answer all your questions Patreon We got a Patreon We got a Patreon We got a Patreon Patreon
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# Dataset Card for "huggingartists/epic-rap-battles-of-history"

### Dataset Summary

The Lyrics dataset parsed from Genius. This dataset is designed to generate lyrics with HuggingArtists. Model is available here.

en

## How to use

How to load this dataset directly with the datasets library:

from datasets import load_dataset



## Dataset Structure

An example of 'train' looks as follows.

This example was too long and was cropped:

{
"text": "Look, I was gonna go easy on you\nNot to hurt your feelings\nBut I'm only going to get this one chance\nSomething's wrong, I can feel it..."
}


### Data Fields

The data fields are the same among all splits.

• text: a string feature.

### Data Splits

train validation test
98 - -

'Train' can be easily divided into 'train' & 'validation' & 'test' with few lines of code:

from datasets import load_dataset, Dataset, DatasetDict
import numpy as np

train_percentage = 0.9
validation_percentage = 0.07
test_percentage = 0.03

train, validation, test = np.split(datasets['train']['text'], [int(len(datasets['train']['text'])*train_percentage), int(len(datasets['train']['text'])*(train_percentage + validation_percentage))])

datasets = DatasetDict(
{
'train': Dataset.from_dict({'text': list(train)}),
'validation': Dataset.from_dict({'text': list(validation)}),
'test': Dataset.from_dict({'text': list(test)})
}
)


## Considerations for Using the Data

### Citation Information

@InProceedings{huggingartists,
author={Aleksey Korshuk}
year=2021
}