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Bachpan kaisa tha? | Mere bachpane ke jo phool the unhe kaun le gaya tod ke?
Wo jo mor the mere baagh ke wo kahan gaye mujhe chorh ke?
Mera basta, meri kahaniyan, bhuni, mung phali ka wo sondhapan
Mere madrase ka wo rasta kahan kho gaya mujhe chorh ke?
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Likhna kyun shuru kiya? | Main qadeem baam o dar mein unhein dhoondta hoon ja kar
Ke isi taraf gaye the mere haath ke kabootar
Shola arfa ne safar ne safar kiya tha jab meri shiraanoun mein
Bachay khel rahe the cricket, door kahin maidaanoun mein
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Logon ki kaunsi baat aap ko sab se zyada mutasir karti hai? | Roshan aankhein, ujle chehre, dil shafaf, jabeenien saaf
Aise log pasand aate hain jaise phooloun bhare ghilaf
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Aap ki shaairi mein aap khud kahan hain? Lafzon mein? Tajurbe mein? | Haqeeqat hoon ke hone ka gumaan hoon, dhoondna hoga
Main apni shaairi mein khud kahan hoon, dhoondna hoga
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Likhne wale ke liye takhleeq kya maani rakhti hai? | Rakhta hoon seint seint ke kaaghaz ki parchiyan
Mere liye ye sang, jawaher se kam nahi
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Aitbaar Sajid kaun hai? | Mujhe yaad aa raha hai koi lehja bhoola bhatka
"Mere beqaraar Sajid, mere aitbaar Sajid"
Mujhe meri kuch khabar de, tere samne khada hoon
Har ek aaine se poocha, yehi baar baar Sajid
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Khane mein kya pasand hai? | Aansoo aayein, pee leta hoon, gham mil jaayein, kha leta hoon
Aur mera kya khana peena, itni ne'mat, shukar khuda ka!
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Aap ne bohat si duniya dekhi hai, ek Pakistani ki haisiyat se bahar kya mehsoos karte hain? | Diyaar-e-ghair mein ja kar yehi hua mehsoos
Jism laya hoon, dil ko watan mein chorh aaya
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Koi aik aisi nazm ya ghazal jo aap ke dil ke bohot qareeb ho? | Diyaar-e-ghair mein ja kar yehi hua mehsoos
Jism laya hoon, dil ko watan mein chorh aaya
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Zindagi se kya chahte hain? | Tujh ko hogi to tujhe is ki khabar bhi hogi
Zindagi! Warna humein teri zarurat to nahi
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Koi aik aisi jagah jahan aap bohot sukoon mehsoos karte hain? | Chanbeli ke ped ke neeche, lawn chair aur thandi dhoop
Chai ki ek piyali, kaaghaz, qalam parinday, phool
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Bayaan ki kaunsi sanf aap ke dil ke zyada qareeb hai, shaairi? Kaalam naweesi? Ya bator novel nigaar? | Kaalam nawis, shaair o novel nigaar hoon
Lekin tere liye to faqat aitbaar hoon
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Mulk ke haalaat ek artist par kitna asar andaaz hote hain? | Aag ka sheher hai aur mom ke patle hum hain
Aap aiwaanon mein mehfooz hain, pighle hum hain
Ye khabar chain se sone nahi deti hum ko
Aap ne theek hi samjha humein, pighle hum hain
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Kis tarah ki moseeqi sunte hain? | Dheeme, meethe, dil mein utar jane wale kuch geet
Raat ki tanhaai mein taaq pe jalne wala deep
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Apni tasaneef ke baare mein kuch batayein. | Sharam aati hai, tasaneef ginate lag jayein
Is mein lag jayein to phir jaan! Zamaane lag jayein
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Mohabbat par yaqeen rakhte hain? | Ye kya kaha ke mohabbat pe hai yaqeen mujhe?
Mera to deen bhi, imaan bhi mohabbat hai
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Apne parhne walon se kya kehna chahenge? | Log jis sheher mein talwar liye phirte hain
Hum wahan rooh ka aazaar liye phirte hain
Is chatakhtay hue asaab shikan mausam mein
Ek hum hain ke gham yaar liye phirte hain
Sheher-e-aahan ki mashinon ko sunane ke liye
Kuch dhadakte hue ash'aar liye phirte hain
Dasht ke be sar o saamaan musaafir hain magar
Chashm-e-nam mein dar o deewaar liye phirte hain
Yehi zanjeer mohabbat hai hamari pehchaan
Soo-ba-soo ek yehi chhankar liye phirte hain
Kya khabar ahl-e-nazar kab humein pehchaneinge
Hum abhi tak gham-e-pindaar liye phirte hain
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Kab shuru kiya aapne likhna? | Samjhiye shuru kiya school ke zamane se. Pehli nazm to tabhi likhi thi.
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Yaad hai pehli nazm kya thi? Kaise iski tehreek hui? | Pehli nazm kyu hui? Kaise hui mujhe bilkul yaad hai.
Halaanke wo nazm ab mujhe nahi yaad hai. Aisa tha ke Sindh University ki debate thi, us mein ladke aur ladkiyan bhi le jaye gaye the. Yeh dikhane ke liye ke inter-collegiate debate kaisi hoti hain. To bas wahan par ek majma tha logon ka jo hans rahe the. Usi ne mujh par bara gehra asar chhoda. Wohi maine pehli nazm mein likha tha. Sab logon ka ikhatta mil kar hansna. Yeh uska mauzoo tha shayad.
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Aap ke behan bhai, waliden, dada, dadi. Kya naam the kaise rehte the? Kuch unki yaadein? | Anwar, mujhe apne baap aur maan ka naam to beshak yaad hai kaafi mushkil hota hai bhoolna. Mere walid ka naam tha Riazuddin. Jin ki wajah se mera naam Fahmida Riaz hai. Meri walida ke do naam the. Humare ghar mein sab ke do naam rakhe jate the. Unka naam tha Hasna Begum.
Jab main paanch saal ki thi to mere walid ka inteqal ho gaya tha. Meri walida ne hum behnon ki parwarish ki. Mere walid jab yahan aaye Sindh to Noor Muhammad High School bana tha us waqt. Wo to thirties mein aa gaye the. To wo us mein padhate the. Ab mujhe theek saal to yaad nahi. Us waqt chhote gauge ki train chala karti thi jise ab yeh dobara shuru karna chahte hain. Wo Ajmer se hoti hui UP tak chali jati thi.
Delhi se shayad badalte the aur phir Meerut chale jate the. Magar us zamane mein bhi yeh bohot hi door samjha jata tha. Bakaida pardes. To wo padhate the pehle school mein phir warden the aur aakhri zamane mein apne inteqal se kuch arse pehle wo training college mein padhane lage the. Unhone bohot lamba arsa guzara tha yahan.
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Phir bakayda shaeri kab se shuru ki? | Wo to college ke zamane hi mein.
Zubaida Government College Hyderabad. Sab ko nationalize kar liya gaya tha lekin wo to shayad tha hi sarkari college. Bari achi jagah tha aur bara sa aasmaan tha us par. Khasa khula hua tha ab to na jane kaisa ho gaya ho? College ke zamane mein nazmein likhne lagi thi. Kabhi kabhi kisi ko suna bhi dein. Kisi ne mujh se kaha ke aap bhej dein. Us zamane mein 'Fanoon' shuru hua tha yeh Sixty Three ki baat hai ya Sixty Four ho ga.
To maine nazmein bheji aur wo shai ho gayin bas is tarah aghaz hua.
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Pehli nazm kaunsi shai hui? | Yeh to mujhe ab yaad nahi hai 'Pathar Ki Zaban' pehle majmooe ka naam tha. Sixty Seven mein shai hua. Us mein wo nazm hai. Fanoon mein wo ek nahi teen chaar nazmein ikathi shai hui thin. Us ke baad main Fanoon mein hi likhti rahi.
Ab to kuch arse se main nasr zyada likh rahi hoon. Saat aath saal se.
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Yeh to ek tarah ka juzwi kaam tha shayad, pehli mulazimat kahan ikhtiyar ki? | Pehli mulazimat maine London mein ki thi, ek marine insurance company mein ek clerical job thi, bank ke area mein.
Pakistan aane ke baad maine R Lintas mein kaam kiya. Wahan filmein banati thi aur Head of Creative Department thi. Yeh tha mera ohda wahan par. Kyun ke main film technique ka course karke aayi thi London se. Yeh ek senior intizami ohda tha. Yahan is qabil ka aur koi shakhs hi nahi tha. Siwaye ek ke, wo the Mushtaq Gazdar. Unhone isi school se padha tha London School of Film Technique se.
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Sataasi mein ek tabdeeli aayi, censorship waghera khatam hui, akhbaron ke liye declarations waghera milne lage. Us ke baad ab yeh dour aaya hai, kya lagta hai, is mein kuch azadi hai ya yeh bhi lagta hai ke yeh bhi sirf dekhne hi . . . ? | Mere khayal mein yeh bari hi ziyadti hogi agar hum yeh kahen ke freedom nahi hai bilkul freedom hai. Ab aap koi akhbar uthakar dekh len maslan General Pervez Musharraf par jitne aitrazaat kiye jate hain aur jitna hamara press unko bura bhala kehta hai.
Kisi bhi aur shakhsiyat ko itna nishana nahi banata hai. Yeh ek haqeeqat hai. Dekhiye mujhe Bhutto sahab ka dour yaad aata hai. Dekhiye yeh ek mindset hota hai ek jagirdari mindset aur shehri middle class ka. Bhutto sahab kehte the ke tum kisi ko bhi kuch likh do siwaye mere. Mujhe kuch nahi kehna. Yeh ek thinking thi yahan par maamla iske baraks hai. Kisi doosre minister, kisi doosre wazir kisi ke liye kuch nahi likha jata.
Siwaye Pervez Musharraf ke yeh hai farq. Lekin iske bawajood jab ek muktalif soch aajaye, to ab dekhiye wo kitab bhi nikal rahi hain. Musharraf sahab ne khud apni kuch cheezein zyada likhni shuru kar di hain. Log pehle bhi kehte the magar pehle kaafi cheezein chup jaati thin. Censorship pehle bhi thi. Aap unki kitaabein khud padhain khud hi aapko maloom ho jaayega.
Magar jab aapke zamane mein yeh cheezein likh kar chap jati hain to aapke paas chance hota hai ki aap dekh sakein ke kya likha hai. Yeh ek soorat hai jo pehle se behtar hai magar masail to hain is mein bhi. Lekin hum keh nahi sakte ke bilkul bhi freedom nahi hai.
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Mashriq mein aur magrib mein kya farq hai. Bacho ke liye, aurton ke liye aur jahan tak aapke khayal mein poori awam ke liye farq hai? | Yeh farq toh saaf hai. Woh log ek dark tehai ke baad mein democracy ko samajh gaye the, yeh log abhi samajh rahe hain. Abhi woh raasta hai jo tay karna hai.'
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Bachpan kaisa tha? | Bachpan aaj kal ke bachon ke bachpan ki tarah rangon ki dibbiya jaisa nahi tha. Balkay kaafi had tak bay rang sa tha. Games, mobiles, cartoons aur khilonon ke baghair na toh walidain naz nakhray uthate aur na hi be-ja farmaish poori ki jaati. Batman, Spiderman, Steelman, Ironman, Superman aur Hulk mein se koi mera hero na tha.
Alif Laila ki kahaniyan mujh tak us waqt pohnchein jab bachpan guzar chuka tha. Sindbad Jahazi ke safarnamay parhne ke jab qabil hua to us se zyada taweel safar mein khud kar chuka tha. Apne abai sheher Khairpur Tamiywali se Karachi walid sahab ki mulazmat ke sabab kai baar jaana hua. Lehaza Bahawalpur mein rait ke teelon par khamosh lehren ginte aur Karachi mein samandar ki lehren ka shor suntay bachpan guzra.
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Likhna kyun shuru kiya? | Bachpan mein shayari titli ki tarah mere rukhsaar pe aa kar baith gayi thi. Shayari ne shehed ki makhi ki tarah meri ungli pe dang liya tha. Likhnay se yeh azeat kam hoti hai so mein aaj tak likhta chala ja raha hoon.
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Hassan Abbasi ko kaise log pasand hain? | Hassan Abbasi ko kisi ki mohabbat mein takht-o-taaj thukra dene wale log pasand hain. Khud doob kar doosron ko bachane wale, doosron ki khatir khud ko mushkil mein daalne wale log pasand hain.
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Aap ki shayari mein aap khud kahan hain? Lafzon mein ya tajurbe mein? | Lafzon mein bhi aur tajurbe mein bhi. Ab mein apni ab tak ki shayari parhta hoon to mujhe yeh apni aap beeti lagti hai. Is mein aik bhi sheyr aisa nahi jo meri zindagi se alag ho.
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Likhne wale ke liye takhleeq kya maani rakhti hai? | Likhne wale ke liye takhleeq uski shanakht ki haisiyat rakhti hai. Us mein aap likhne wale ke mutaliq jaan sakte hain ke uske andar kaise jahan abad hain. Woh kya sochta hai. Takhleeq ek takhleeqkaar ke izhaar ka sabse tawana waseela hoti hai.
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Hassan Abbasi kaun hai? | Hassan Abbasi mohabbat ka samandar hai jis ke sahil shayari ki lehren se abad rehte hain aur us mein dukh aur udaasi ke anginat jazeere hain.
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Aap ko mohabbatoun ka shayar kaha jata hai. Kya aap ko lagta hai yeh tasur theek hai? | Mohabbat shayari ki zubaan hai. Mohabbat meri zaat hai. Mohabbat mera naam aur meri pehchaan ban jaye to mein samjhoonga mein kamyaab ho gaya.
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Khanay mein kya pasand hai? | Maa aur begum ke hath ka banaya hua har khana pasand hai.
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Aap ki ab tak ki kaun si kitaab kamyaab rahi hai? | Shayad sab. Shayad koi bhi nahi.
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Koi ek aisi nazm ya ghazal jo aap ke dil ke bohot qareeb ho? | Sab ghazlein aur sab nazmein dil ke bohot qareeb hain, phir bhi nazm "Chand tum se shikayatein hain bohot" aur ghazal "Teri mushkil na barhaunga chala jaunga" zyada achi lagti hain.
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Zindagi se kya chahte hain? | Jinhain mein chahta hoon unhein meri zindagi mein koi dukh na pohnche.
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Aisa kuch jo aap apni zindagi se badalna chahein? | Apni awaaz, kaash mein gaa sakta.
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Bayaan ki kaun si sanf aap ke zyada qareeb hai? Shayari ya safarnamay? | Shayari, shayari, sirf shayari.
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Mulki haalaat ek artist par kitna asar andaz hotay hain? | Jitna kisaan ki pakki hui fasal par selaab.
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Kis tarah ki moseeqi suntay hain? | Har zubaan aur har culture ki moseeqi aur gaane pasand hain aur sunta hoon magar ilaqai moseeqi ki to baat hi aur hai.
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Kuch Nastaleeq ke mutaliq bataayein. | Nastaleeq se ab tak sinkron adabi kitaabein shaya ho chuki hain. Yeh sirf karobari idara nahi hai balkay yahan naye shayaron aur adeebon ko achi aur mayari kitaabon ke sath sath adab se mutaarif bhi karaya jata hai aur unki tarbiyat bhi hoti hai. Unhein aalami satah par mutaarif bhi karaya jata hai. Yun keh lein yeh ek wasee adabi platform hai.
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Apne parhne walon se kuch kehna chahein ge? | Zaroor kehna chahta hoon. Yaar kitaab khareed kar parhta karain.
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hamara to gaon connection bohot ziyada hai to aik bus chale gi private bus pata ji is mein do liter teen liter ka dabba rakhein ge land line par baat kar ke seem time par match kar ke hum pahunchaynge driver se woh doodh lain ge kati baar bus pe chhor jati thikabhi kabhi din nikal jata tha toh is ki school chhor jata tha lagta tha khareed ke chai bana lete hain kya kar rahe us ke peechhe mere aaye su mein se aik number angrezi mein pata nahi kuch cheez mein aayi gi kabhi ghar gaye mummy ne kaha ke aik number kaise aasakta hai main ne kaha mujhe yeh nahi pata aik aya kaise main ne toh kuch bhi nahi kiya tha woh time tha mere life hai jab mujhe laga ke main aaye hua hoon fail ab main ne bohat ziyada cheezon mein time waste kar latu phir main bohat lo main reha iss time pe neend bohat preshis ho gayi preshis to ho gayi haan sar phir mujhe lagta hai wohi baat hai na saari keh stainis saal tu jeevin ke suya hai na kuch karo to nahin rehte hum kisi bhi time so jaate the kisi bhi time uth jaate the aur awan ne kaha aap lo aur aisa bhi nahin hai ke matlabbaina kaam karne waala aadmi jo aadmi kaam nahin karta woh so ke thak ja raha hai uth ke duniya ko filme kar raha hai ke yeh kya yaar gadah theek nahin hai arey tu utha nahin hai aath ghante se gadah theek hai woh to aisi harketain main ne ki hain is ke baad agar main yeh tichi shikayatein karun ke mujhe nein nahin mil rahi hai to mujhe chhataa lagana chahiye mere moh par lagta to hai ke yeh khatam ho jaayega ya phir lekinkehīñ nah kehīñ yeh bhī lagtā hai keh ab to gumānām nahīñ hūñ gā rahūñ gā to yehīñ bas kitnā nām hogā aur kitnā nām nahīñ hogā woh wālī bāt hai aur yeh itnā kar ke yeh bhī pātā chal gayā keh kitnā bhī kar lo kam hai is par aiik limiṭ to honī hī chāhīe keh tum use sochte rahū keh nahīñ abhī to mujhēmujhe Trevor Nawaz se bhi ziyada bara stander mujhe nahi banna kisi se bara artis nahi banna mujhe mujhe jitna main hoon itna hi bara mujhe bas apna kaam karte rehna hai woh kitna bhi scale tak mujhe le jae kitna bhi scale tak mujhe wapis le aaye mujhe wahi rehna haiis ko aye di randam li aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa | ye jaankar guest aate hain na jo light camera hain un se bara parishan ho gaya hum ne aage bhai ye kon camera hai ye main hi aaj sab se input nakarha hun | podcast |
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janm shahr mein huwa asptaal mein waapas gaye achcha ghar gaon mein ghar gaon meinmeerath se aage ek jagah hai parkasht ghar kola parkasht gharis mein gaon wahan peh is ke saayid mein gaon hain beloalpur to woh gaon hain wapas wahan ja ke bus gaye histanakor se pehle barhta hai meriT aur histanakor ke beech mein to wahi rehne wahi se shuru hua phir ek saal ke liye meriT bhej diya gaya shaher mein meriT public school mein bhej diya gaya ke wahan pe parh lotu ziyada din nahi raha main wapis phir ek saal baad hi wapis chala gaya gaon to hamare gaon aisay seh pahlay kehta hai dono dadi ko wapis ne bahar bhej dia tha badi sister hain meri do un ko chhora gaya pah badi sister chh saal badi hain in se chhoti wali char saal badi hain to unhone dono behno ko bhi ja bahar pahle ki parho aur pita ji aur mata ji ke dono ka yeh bohat clear seen tha kihbachay gaon se bahar jain gay aur wapas nahin aain gay yahan nahin ray ga koi bhi parhai karoo aur jao to unhon ne kabhi aisa cheez main yeh bhi nahin bola ke yeh parhai karoo class main itne number lao yeh karo woh karo unhon ne kaha ke bus wapas nahin aain gayyahan se nikalna hai yahan kuch nahi hai ham apne ma baap ke saath rahe nahin hain iss parhai ke chakkar mein ke aap gaon se bahar nikalna hai is chakkar mein hamare ma baap ke saath hamen rehne ka kabhi time mila nahi hai aisa sach kyunke ab jab shahar mein rahna hai bachche ko to woh to reh nahin sakte unhon ne to gaon mein rahna pada ga to pehle jo ek saal mein raha meri masimeerat mein thee usay aik saal ke liye toh un ke paas ham rey hain un ke bachchon ke saath wohiin se sab log jaate the phir main baba chala gaya phir hamari aik chachi rehti thee meerat mein un ke bachche bhi parh rahte the woh bhi parha rahte the un dono ko toh phir chachi ke saath dono behnein rehne lagiin toh phir us ke baad jab fait ke baad main bhi meerat a gaya phir papa mimi ne decide kiya ke mimi shehar mein jayenge papa gaon mein akele rehengedonoN di di mujhe exactly year to yaad nahiN hoon ke ktne time hum rahe wo hum ne phir rent par ghar le ke hum sab rehna shuru kiya papa weekly ek do baar aate the mil ke chale jaate the lekin education itni important thi un ke liye bhi papa ammi ke liye thi papa ammi donoN parhe loge un ke koi circumstances the jin gaare mein ne kabhi itna openly baat nahiN kiya hum sehum ne bhi kabhi woh topik chheda nahi ki pata nahi trigger nah ho jain ge kuch okay to kyu woh gaon wapis aaye? haan ji acha kyu keh ankay shadi ekis saal mein shadi ho gaye ankay logon ki aur papa mere Almora university se lao kya tha papa ne okay practice nahi kiya unhone kabhi kyu nahi ki ham ne poocha nahi kyu poochna hai papa se batana hoga kuch bata den ge jab batana hoga woh padhe bhi bohat cheez woh bulda se padhe hueoKAY oKAY to woh inspector the inhon ne phir papa ko parhaya Bairla main main sun Josefz main tha Bairla main samnay dekhta tha pahar ke aap dekho is level pe parhne ke baad aadmi woh waapis jayega to phir kuchh to jo bhi tha to un ke liye education bohat hi thi to woh aate the phir papa haftay main phir badi wali deedi college chali gai phir chhoti wali deedi college chali gai phir main aur mami reh gaye phirzyada ta time ae hum ne decide kia ke aap hi wapas chale jao main akela rah loonga itna koi load nahi hai phir un ka thora time upd gia main teen char din main akela rehta tha phir mummi aajaye do din mummi aati thi beech main khana manne ka kar lete the to hamara to gaon connection bahut zyada hai shahar main reh rhe ke hum to aisa tha ke shahar main rehenge lekin hamara roz subah doodh bhi gaon se le jatatu aik bus chale gi private bus pata ji is mein do litre teen litre ka dabba rakhein ge woh doodh jel chungi pah aaye ga bus aaye gi wahan pah rakhti thi siim taaim pah match kar kelaind laain par baat kar ke seem taim par match kar ke ham pahunchayn ge trayer se woh doodh lein ge kitni baar bus woh chhor jaati thi phir ham bus ke pichhe pichhe jaate the moona pasda jab tak ham pahunchte the rickshaw se woh wapis nikal jaati the to hamara doodh wapis papa ke paas pahunch jaata tha jahan se unhon ne bhejna chuka to phir second taim wapis jaata tha ke papa ek baar aur to kabhi kuch din nikal jaata tha islagta tha khareed ke chae bana lete hain, kya kar rahe iss ke peechhey? to yahi hi hamaara chalta hai rehta tha, achi intresting laif thi. hum kabhi saath mein nahi rehte, hum aisa family, hum mushkil se kabhi saath mein rehte ho ge, sab log ek saath, hum abhi bhi okeishnz bhi milte hain, mil gaye to mil gaye, nahi milay to kuch nahi hai. aur ab bahut acha time hota hai jab hum milte hain, kyunkay ab sab ke filter khatam ho chuke hain, laif ke.Aish tu hamari bhi hoee gi hai to bas aap koee kisi bhi kuch kehta nahin kuch nahin bas pyaar aur sab hum rahte hain hum namaaz chalta rehta hai soeetu mera tu wahi wala seen hai ziyada tar tu ke mein tu jab bhi yeh show dekhata tha tu mujhe tu hi lagta tha ke ke wahan baithe ke mein kuch baatein kar sakun ge lekin ek na difference hota hai ke aap apne ghar mein nahin kar pate ho ya kuch bhi mein jata bhi hoon tu mera kuch aisa hai ke mera hota hai ke mein wapas chalta hoon ek do din mein hi mein wapas a jata hoon yahan kuch earliest memories kya hain earliest memories hain sirbachpan to dekhoo sar kharab hi tha tab yeh therapy mein hai hum abhi kya hai na keh mehbab ne apni jaan laga di hum ko parhanay mein aur is chakkar mein kitni cheezen hum se hamaray saath kya ho gayi woh humein samajhi nahi aaya is time peh mein matlab ek dar baithya mehbab se milanay ka bhi ek dar baithya keh in se milna hai jab mein masi waley is mein rehta thabahut chhota tha main kuch yooke ji tha ya yooke ji type hi hoga kyunkay main ne wahan bhi shayad puri class nahi thi mujhe yaad nahi hai wahan dhung se main apne show main karta hun woh baat hai staring main hi se karta hun mujhe yaad nahi hai exactly kya kya hoa tha shayad yaad karna nahi chahta main kya tha woh to us time pe ab kya hai woh beech main pichhle maanay kuch time tak to tin char saal pehle tak to aisa tha kay woh sab cheezein aab un dimaagh par normalise ho gayi to ab woh fun ho gaya hai mere liye to ab mere shoh ka naam woh bhi change ho gaya hai kya boltay hain us ko sur english hai sur bol rahey hain hindi main sur bol rahey hain sur change ho gaya hai pehlay main jisay sirf mujhe funay funay funay sab kuch aisa karne ka hota tha ab main ab main life commiti jo meri tragedy main jo bhi hai mere saath to main nikal ke ab life ki baatin main is main guz gaya hoon to ai ting eval bhi kar raha hoon aitu us time peh kya scene tha keh papa aise ek din ke liye milne aate the ek hafta mein papa aate the to phir tu hum pagal ho jaate the keh papa aayega aur kya hai keh ek sound hai royal in field bolt ke ek sound hai papa bolt chalate the to woh sound aap ko bohat door se aawaaz aati thi to sare bachche bhag ke bhag gaye gate ke bahar pahunch jaate the itna hi bara ghar hai mera beverniest bhag ke bahar pahunch jaatabai record woh aazmi jis bachay ko jo pasand hai us kay liye woh lay kar aaen gay hai aaen gay ke yeh tera hai yeh tera hai yeh tera hai to jaatay ek dum saary ho jaatay thay us kay baad to jab main merit rahney laga to ab merit main to har teesri bullet nikalti hai de do chai de do haan de do na chai haan haan har teesri bullet nikal rahi hai har thori dair main woh bahar bhag kay ja rahay hain ke papa na ho bat phir jab aatay thay to phir aisa ho jaata tha kematlab un ke saath hi wapas jaana hai to haath peer chore pade hain papa ke bachay grey ga to nahin na udhar aao yahan aao kuch nahin grey ga comfortable hun? nahin comfortable hun zyada hi shahar ka ho gaya hun aisa bata raha hun ke haath pe grey ga to nahin us pe khana khaya main ne bandra saal totu woh awaz, awaz aati thi police ki, symbolise karti thi, symbolise karti thi ke papa gaye, papa gaye to phir uske baad aik woh, jab aate the to uske baad hum papa ke saath apna time humein spend karte the, khoob khush hote the aur hamare, matlab teenon bachon ka yeh hai, papa ka rishta woh wala nahi hai, papa papa wala rishta nahi hai ke papa strict hai, woh wala rishta nahi hai, hum papa ke oopar kutton haiaur woh kdartay hain ke kar lo jo karna hai kar lo hum abhi bhi aise paapa kuchh boltay hain paapa ne bahut koi serious baat bol di to hum paapa ki daari pakar ke hala dein gay ke kyun boly ja rahey ho kuchh bhi faltoon ki bol rahey ho to woh chup ho jaatay hain woh kuchh nahi boltay to is time pe aisa hota tha ke phir jab woh wapis ja rahey hote thay shaam ko wapis peeche teen wajah ke is paas nikalna hota tha to un ka kyunkeh sarak kharaab thi aur paanch saa dhpapa ke paas koi ilaaj nahin tha us ka keh inhain kaise rokay jayega papa chhor jata tha ke theek hai hamare ek ji hote the hamare theek ankl hote the abhi in ka kuchh time pahle dhyaanat ho gaya woh mere dada ke saath police mein the papa kafi respect karte hain kyunkah woh papa se bare ho gaye aur mere sab functions mein inhon ne kafi in ka major role hota thawoh police main the un ko dusri language nahi aati maar phatai ke liye to woh andar le jaate the kitchen main jo main zid karta tha main itna sa bachcha hoon aur un ke hath main jo aata tha to use maar dete the to unhein yeh hi nahi pata kachhe ko jo bhi hai un ka dimaag police hai na woh to jo paltana hai na kitchen main ek chamcha hota hai ek paltana hota hai jis se roti pata nahi kya paltte hain is se mujhe pata nahius ka mera chamta chamta nahi sir jo flat hota hai bilkul haan haan haan karakchi haan karakchi hamare hum se palatna kehte hain kyun pata nahi shayad woh palat deta hai is liye bas kisi ne us ka naam bana di us se martay thay mujhe rasoi meinkeh chhupa ja jab tak papa nikal jate the papa bahar hai papa nikal gaye jaise papa nikle rokne ke liye mujhe keh main to jid kar raha hoon ke bahar jana hai bhagna hai is se maarte the woh to kisi bhi cheez se maarte the jo un ke hath mein aata tha mera aaj tak ki parhne se khauf hai ke main us ko dekhne lagta hoon ke kamar mein lagega bahut dil lagta hai woh sab memoires kafi had tak rehain kafi time matlab eisa chand se koi farqbas shayad tere pyare py le ke pata jalta hai ke yeh sab cheezein aap ko kaise thora dar bitha deti hain ke shayad phir us ke baad ziddi karni mand kar di paps mil le gi mil gaye to mil gaye nahi milay to nahi milay ab ek time aisa aaye ke abna itna akele reh le hain ke abna kisi ke saath reh hi nahi jata to ab woh saare independence ka naam de dete hain hum us ko hum evald bada dete hain us ko hum kuch bhi hai to woh kharab hi haikoi agar chaar baat to main bhi chaar main se teen baatein achche bhi kar rahe aur ek kharab karte the to usi baat kharab ho jaate ke theek hai akele theek hai hum hai nahi hum akele theek par pata nahi kiya hua hai yeh jo bhi bhai theek hai phir koshish kar rahe hain teri py le rahe hain apna karein ke haan bhai soda theek kar do tera budi theek ho jaye to soda aage ki zindagi bana lein warnah karenge kya kyunkay yeh to khattam jaayega baar do teen saal main koimere restoran band hoa tha us ke baad mere paas kuch kaam hi nahin dekhne ko phir pata nahin bahut hi mentally mera kuch ajeeb sa hoa tha to I just thought ke aik baar baat kar ke dekhte hain tab li thi main ne us ke baad phir to mehangi bahut hai tera | lagta hai ke kitaab uta parh lete hain humaari kahani sun liya karo mujhe bahut log kehte hain ke humaari kahaaniyaan sun ke un ka jo stress hai anxiety hai anger hai ya soo nahin paate haintu ab hum aik study shuru kar rahe hain IIT kanpur mein ke hamari kahaniyon ka kya asar hai mental health par aur kaise is ko aik effective tool banaya hai humein to matlab sekron logon ne yeh bhi kaha hai ke depression theek ho jata hai par hum public mein is ko nahin boltay hain clinical dam nahin boltay hain kyunkay science ki backing hai to yeh aik assistive tool | podcast |
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hi hua kyunkay aap pore time akele apne aap se hi ho apne aap se hi baat kar rahe ho aap ghutte hue ho kyunkay pata nahi aap woh kya bolen ge kiss se shikayat bhi hai to kiss ko bataun ja ke nabiyyah pertashar time to kyunkay ghar walon ka kya hai na ghar walon unhein aap aisi koi chhoti mutti baat nahi bata sakte badi ghutna hai bata sakte mami ko yeh nahi bata sakte mami mera mund nahi lag raha chanda marein ge bohat tejkeh main hai aur wahan hi laga kar rakhu ja hai theek hai jo achcha parhne parhna chahta hai to woh bohat diffrence hai school main teacher ko nahi bata sakte woh chhata mar den gedeedi se milna bahot kum huga, deedi ko bhi kya batayen, deedi bhi aake thora dair mein yahi bolegi ke parha di dukhaao kafi dukhaao, kafi ai nahi, banai nahi rakhi kafi to mujhe yeh bhi pata ke us ka altritiiv kya hai, agar mein ne kuchh aisi baat chhed di aur unhone mujhe bola ke apni kafi dukhaao to meri kafi aae to complete ho to mein ja ke keh behas baja loon jab mujhe pata hai mein ne hum work bhi nahi kar rakha to mein kahoonsoota tha mein yahan lay ga ke mujhe saare gaane suna, pura kuchh time peh lay aaar jay, saima ka message aya tha, mein ne kaha saima mujh se baat mat karna, thik hai, kyunkay aap na mere saath jiye ho, bahut time tha, to woh wala scene hai, to bahut time mein aise hi raha hai, mera to mera woh gaon ka ek particular pura part hai, jo wahi reh raha hai, kyunkay wahan se, kyunkay woh insensitive aisa hai na, kah kisi ko batao, mein ab aapi ko pehli bar bata raha hoon, mein ne kis se baat...Wo reliyat hi nahin kar paaye ga koi bhi insan jis se main yeh baat batana chaahoon ga jaise mera dost jo mere saath aaya hai yeh shahar mein raha hai hamesha se acha to unhen nahin pata kih gaon mein kya hota hai kya nahin hota hai ab chhe baje ke baad light nahin hai aisa nahin hai electricity thi ab light bhi nahin hai kuch nahin hai to do ghante ke liye aani hai bijli sab ko pata hai woh itna fini hota tha ek bijli aai hai to pooray mohalley ke awaaz aai hai aagayiaur phir aik dam se chli trgarm mohalley kiya bhai ho haan collective ho collective ho mujhe yaad mein do hazar teen ka world cup hum ne papa se bol diya tha ke papa woh to match dekhen ge dekhen ge hamara hairat mein to tractorkhara karte the us ki tractor ki battery se woh laga ke woh TV chalaya jata tha aik hi TV tha itna chhota tha sab isi pe dekhte the itni mehnat kari do ghante pura tractor laga ke sab mehnat kari pehle tractor charge hota tha tractor ki battery charge hui tractor start kar ke phir us se woh client kar ke pura woh karte the aur phir aao ho gaya sachin ohmood he kharab gaya phir hota tha ke chalo hum apna vich khelte hain to saide mein apna bhi chal raha hai mere ghar se TV bhi chal raha hai wo sab aaj mujhe yad hai main chhoda tha to ab meri ke baad kya kiss ko shahar ke bachhe ko btaoon ke ye hamari problems mein bahot nex level chol rahi hain ke hum laatine mein parh rahe hain kiira aa ja raha hai aur kiira sheet mein guz gaya aap kia kafi mein dekho ge kiira guz gaya haiab agle din us liye school nahin ja paaye kyunkah kheery ne khaR lia to aik baar mujhe yaad hai kuch to meri mata ji mein english mein aaye mere kuch soo masish hai mere aik dost wahan karta hai webur pataap singhmain kuch hi dost hain jin se meri dobara baat cheet nahi hoti hai woh pata nahi debur kya kar raha hai aaj kal kahin pe hum to debur pratap singh the shalurah gaon ke hum dono gaon bus mein aate the to aise baat baat karte aate the third ward class thi hamari kuch to hamari teacher jo thi un ki beti hamari class ki topper thi acha niyarkahtu us ki angrezee mein bare numbarr numbarr aya jo bhi tha mujhe pata jo chhote chhote woh thora thora yaad hai mujhe ye yaad hai ke mera aya soo mein se ek numbarr angrezee mein pata nahi kuch cheez mein aya ek bhi pata nahi soo tu shayad soo ka tu paper bhi nahi hota tha third class mein bees mein se pachis mein se jis mein se bhi aya ek numbarr ek numbarr aya tu abi boor bahut jor se hansaa kyunkay mein analeeb hoon tu mera to pahle aa gaya sheet A pe a gaya tu woh bahutmain ne kaha jab tjhe pata hai tu bhi dusra gaon ka hai to tu kyu aas raha hai? hamaray mula ke dameray nambar aya hum chap nahi beht saktay saath to main mami ko pata chaliya mera ek nambar aya kuch to part ka chapter hota tha mujhe matlab yeh socha ke yeh mere woh memories hain jo mere damagh main basi hui hain kyunkay un un dino pe main bahut parishan raha hoon gay jab ghar gaye mami ne kaha ke ek nambar kaise aas sakta hai? main ne kahamain ne kaha main to yeh poochh raha hoon ek number kis cheez ka hai yeh main ne to writing hi nahin likhi to good rendition writing kabhi nahin ho sakta to kis cheez ka hai yeh to mummy mujhe raat ko parhanay baith gayi lamp laga ke pirosein wala lamp laga gaya mummy mujhe english parha rahe hain khud ko nahin aati un ko yeh to mujhe ab pata jaana hai ke mummy ko english nahin aatiab mami mujhe parha rahi hai angrezi, ab mujhe khud khud nahi samajh mein aarha tha. itna samajh bacha hoon mujhe kya samajh nahi aarha. mami bata rahi hai pirat yeh hai pirat wahan, main ne kaha rahay mar jaye totan meri bala se mujhe kya diwaney raha hai. ab samajh mein mami ko khud nahi aarha hai kitab mein dekh ke ke kya likha hai, chantein mere mein lag rahay hain ke tjhe kyun nahi samajh aarha hai, main ne kaha rahay mami main to sekha raha hoon, aap ko aakeh mami ko laga keh main ne aaj tjh se pura sikha dia hua agli baar phir test hua phir teen number aaye main ne kaha mami bata kiya sikha dia do number aap rakh lo mera ek hi chal raha hai theek hai yeh sab memories aisi hain na main dikshan main dikshan ki spelling ghalat suna deta tha kuch bhi bhag baat chal raha tha kuch nahi aata tha is time phir ek dam se aisa hua keh phir didi bee dee ne aake kuch bataya aisa phiris chakkar mein mere aadhi zindagi kharab hui hai samaaj ke is ke chakkar mein kyunkah maan baap ke perception ban chuke hain woh english aani hi chahiye arey language hai bhai aati hogi aati hogi nahiin aati hogi bhai main jaayun itna mand tha mera ke main hindi strong karloon apni is chakkar mein kahin kahin nahi rahe hain hum ab hindijayse hindi achchi lagi tab tak pata chala urdu bhi kuch hoti hai urdu bahut achchi lag gayi ab na hindi ke hain na urdu ke hain na english ke hain ab koi bhi sentence bol rahe hain sentence bol diya maine sentence word kahin se aaye mere mun main kyun main kyun use kar raha hoon tin language ek saath is chakkar main kahin ki nahin rahe schoolon ko khud nahin pata kya format hai kya parha rahe hain kuch bhi parha ke chale ja rahe hain hindi literaturelingvoj sabjjik kaysay hai? haan, balkl. fiziks aur lingvoj ka paper saath mein kaysay ho raha hai mujhay batay, lingvoj lingvoj hai, us ko alag tariqay se parhao, us kay seminar karao, baitha kay baat karao, mujh say bol kay suno main bol pa raha hoon, nahi bol pa raha hoon, usay main kyun likh kay aa raha hoon, main literature bhi likh raha hoon, main lingvoj bhi likh raha hoon, yeh kahan say kon pata gaya ja raha hai, to.yeh pangay phir subah aisa hota tha kah 5 subah 5 baje utthna hota tha phir taiyar ho gaya phir papaullet se school bus tak chhor gaya aayen gay ek subah mein uttha 5 subah 5 bajetu main ne main neechay utar ke aya to ghar main na shor mach raha tha log ghoom rahay thay aise to jaise apni yeh deewar hai is deewar ke saiid main hi hamari aise khoor thi yeh khoor yeh hoti hai hamare khoor boltay hain jo chara daaltay hain is main to bhainsay hoti thi is time saat aath bhainsay hoti thi kyunkay maminaand kehte hain hamaare haan naand hamaare haan naand aik barree si woh hoti hai tokree type ki is ko naand kehte hain is mein alag se woh khal wal bhag hote hain to mami ke pet the bhainse mami ka department bhainsoon ka hai kyunkah mami ki personal kami hai jo door jaaye ga woh aaye ga woh mami ka apni personal kami hai is mein pata ji ka aik pessa gayi hai is mein pata ji koi lendan hai nahin mami karen gi bhainsoon ka sab kuch woh mami ki hai kheetato un ki faaynanshal indipendens mama ki pahle se thi papa se ziyada kamaati thi kyunkh mama ka peymnt delayed nahin tha mama doodh log deyn gi keh nahin de rahi tum kamaatay main kisi aur ko de do gi kyunkh supplai demand chal raha hai papa to ghar na mile ko he deyn ge papa ghar na kha lay gi jayenge rastay main to nahin bolin ge keh bhai das rupay ghar na le jayenge to un ka deferens thatu chaar paanch bhainsay hotay thay is time pe ab tu unhone aik he kar lia balkay kiun kay ho gaya aur mami bahut alag tha unki bhainsay woh un ke liye balkay pet hai naam nahin thay balkay unki woh thay kay woh mami ko dekh ke hi respond karen gay dudh bhi sirf mami ko hi dein gi aur koi haath nahin laga sakta aur abhi bhi mami chaar paanch din mere paas rehne aayi thi dili mera gala kharaab ho gaya tha to aise hi mere paas aagaye thay rehnechoutay paanchay din mujhay lagay kay ab who doodh nahi day gi tu mujhay jana parray ga main kaha plz maan jao aap to jaisy piT yahan pay daag parents aur kiT parents wayse who to aik subah hum uthey to shorvar mach raha hai ghar main main neecha aya chorra sa tha kya pata chal raha hai mujhay samajh nahi aaye kya ho raha hai ghar main das baarah log ghoom rahay thay thand ho rahi gandi thand gaon main jo paala padata who wali thandtu koi bahar nahin nikal raha hai matalb beRI bhi andar se bhi le rahe hain ke dhamaan andar hi rahe ga theek raha hai to dewar tor ke chor hamari bhains le gaye teen bhains chorI ho gaye hamari kuch do ya teen bhains main aya main bhains chorI bahut hoti thi is time par gaon main to pehle woh chaltay thay na mere site par kamile imile chaltay thayye mohara bhi hai tumhein kya ho bhai bara moo bana hua teri bhains khool li kya? bhains khool li kya, bhains khool li kya hamare chuuh ab meri mata ji royen jayen royen jayen main subah utha paanch sa paanch to thodi dair to mujhe lagta ke ro raha to main ro raha tha kyun gaya? hamein reason bhi nahi pata kyun ro rahi hai ammaan royen ja rahi hai main phir bachche ke saamne mahaan royen gi to bachche ko to samajh hi nahi aagaya naab donoN rote hain baat nahin pata phir ro lete hain theek hai achcha phir meri maan kyun ro rahi thee sach suiT thang mujhe yeh bhi nahin pata mujhe yeh sab baatiN yaad kyun hain meri maan rone lagi boli beta sorry aaj school jaane se pehle doodh nahin dey paaon gimain ne kaha maan matlab theek hai itna bhi kuch nahi hai is baat pe to pata ji se woh sori bolne ki chaye nahi maan payi gay mujhe bol rahi ho nahi maan payega phir aur bhains chori ho gayi hain aur bhains us laik matlab un se lagao tha lagao tha sir plus woh aap ka capital hai laivol hud hai of course woh laivol hud chal raha hai sir woh aap ke bahut important part hai ghar ka haan pura gaon aadha gaon main khitta ho gaya hai ke achawoh bara pyara fan send tha matlab aise woh char log udhar jain char log udhar gaye hain aise gaye hain kahin jain ge foot print dekhe ja rahe hain foot print dekhe ja rahe hain kah tehno beson ke foot print hone chahie aage peechhe woh colait karne chahie phir yeh discussion chal raha hai kah aisa to nahi hai ek alag rastay par gayi do par gayi do ke dekho foot print chor bhi to shadi reh sakte hain kah woh bhai main wohmain ne phir main ne pura waqt main ne kaha maan koi baat nahi hai wo yeh wo rehne tu koi dukhtar nahi hai phir main ne halka sa slide kiya kaha main ne kaha school nahi jata na phir main aaj ek chhota laga main ne kaha ja raha hoon ja raha hoon is ko aaj ke samne main kahaya tha apna main afsar mujhe wo sab dekhna bohat intresing lag raha tha main ne kaha kaise dhondi jaaye gi main is ko mujhe wo sab dekhna hai ke kyonke main esa kad mujhe yeh bhi mujhe jo dimaag main aayajab wo kahin par chale gi to us ki bail jo hai us ki awaz aye gi. haan, sahih. lekin thore dair baad mujhe bataya gaya ke bail to khol di na, rastay ban li, apni rastay ki awaz nahi hoti. kyunkay jab ghar main kabhi kabhi bhais khol jati thi, us ki awaz aati thi chalne ki, to humain instructions thay ke saiyd main bhag jana. aah, achcha. lekin bachchon ka tha ke saiyd main bhag jana, us ka samnay mat a jana. haan. to hum wo aotu woh sab dimaagh laga rahe hain phir gaye bus mein baithe hain phir ja ke bus mein jo jo gaon ke bachey hain to unho ne sab ko bataya hai ke bhains khul gayi tu sab ho gaye ga rahe hain bhains khul gayi batao jaise bachey hain soch rahe hain aap kaise mashoor ho rahe hain itne bachey ki bhains khul gayi batao yeh kitni bhainsati hain yeh jaise school pahunchey shahar ke bacho ko bhains khul gayi hai woh keh rahe hain ke matlab kuch nahi kuch nahi kuch nahi tum Reynalds ka pbahat diffrnt kaind of laif thi is se phir shahar mein aagay phir shahar phir diiray diiray to mili ki nahi? nahi nahi mili chali gayi woh to chhe mahine lage in logon wapis se paise chhor ke dobara baat lanaay mein dobara woh karne mein deewar bhi to utho gai yeh bhi to khara chod gaya phir deewar lagway gi to woh sab lekin yeh aaj kal mein bahat is par sochne bhi lagoun kehne bhi lagoun keh | aur schoolon mein khiti kyun nahiN sikhayi gi schoolon mein agar faslein kaise akti hain gaon kaise rehta hai yeh sikhaya gaya hota to shayad yeh desh alag hota is liye kyunke khana waste nahiN hota jab aap jantay hoN is ki value gaon ek stereotype type nahiN rehta jo ab haikisan ke liye shaayad rispekt hoti empathy hoti aap lucky the ke aap yeh doraah jiun ji rahe the ke raat ko gaon mein aage subah sheher mein chale gaye yeh extremly rare hai kisi bachche ke liye to bahut hi rare hai to yeh aap ne dekha is samay kya ke | podcast |
aap ko kya gaon wala samjha jata tha ya shahar wala samjha jata tha aur kya is ke kuch konsikons thhe baat cheet mein har jagah thhe sab se pehle cheez to sar jo aap ne boli ke school mein yeh kyun nahi sikhayi jati khiti mein jaanna chahta hoon school mein sikhaaye ga jata hai competition ke ilawa kya sikha rahe ho kuch bhi to nahiaik do farisht ana hai bus farisht ana hai kis cheez mein ana hai kia hona hai kuch nahiin pata hai sab bachay matlab mujhe nahiin samajh mein aati hai education kisi bhi tareeqay se ke aap is ka reason sab se bara yeh hai ke wohi main bol raha tha samaat se mujhe nafrat hai woh perceptionz nahi banaya gaye hote na mujhe humanidades leni thi lyon tomain aart hoon main aart ka shudaenit banna chahta tha mujhe histri parhni thi mujhe nahi jannna bandar puli pe kyun charhta hai mujhe nahi jannna gravity kitni lagti hai sab ka seem lag rahi hai lag rahi hai na jitne hut jaaye gi parh lien ge is ke baare mein mujhe nahi jannnamain koi science ka woh nahin hoon ke mujhe science mein interest nahin hai mujhe parhai nahin karni mujhe parhai history karni thi mujhe kuch toh parha deta esay main aap ki shikayat HC Wormah ji tak pahuncha hoon ga HC Wormah ji se kuch mat kahi na aray kia HC Wormah kia naam lia ek hari bk ek neeli bkdo wolum mein thi woh? oh qism kha ke btao mein dusri wolum tak to pahunch hi nahi paya mere se pehli nahi qatam ho gayi thimain ek bahut khubsurat student hoon main achha khaas student hoon jis ke matlab mujhe interests in studies hai haan main 90 percent hoon twelve thirty six percent hoon aur is time pe 2008 main hoa achhi percent hoon oks oks oks open board nahi nahi C.P.S. se C.P.S. se public school main aya tha na open board hota to hum aap ke tarif karte hain na na na open board main nabih percentbahut brilent brilent brilent to pehli chez to who keh schoolon mein kheeti kiya ab is ka affect mujhe abhi bhi kabhi kabhi mein gaon jata hon to mujhe dekh ta hai ke is chez ne itna kharab kar diya hai ke aap ke jo larkay hain they are not interested anymore kheeti karne mein theek haiphir main un ke baare mein sochta phir mujhe lagta hai ke main hee kahaaN interssted hoon main bhi to isi tarah se kharab hua hoon na main bhi to nahin gaya na wapas main ne bhi to dubara haalankeh mujhe kaafi saari cheezein aati hain kheeti ki kyunkay main paata ji ke saath raha hoon but mera nah karnay ka reason ek yeh bhi hai ke mere paata ji ne mujhe ziyada tar karnay diya hai nahinkyunkay inhain yeh tha k dilchaspī na lag jaay ais mein kyunkay inhon nay bohat mehnat karī hai inhon nay bail say tractor par aanā hai ek bohat badi jarnī hai ek kisan k liay to baisk kaam mein nay kabhi kabhi kar dī hai k aisā pāpā kabhi bahar gaye hai aur nikah badalna hai pānī bhar gaya hai ais mein to mumī boltī thi nikah badliyā ais kā to mein apnā kaslā lē kē yahān rakha kē bike par chale gaye apnē nikah badal gayā āgē bohat baisk kaam karwaē inhon nay mujh sētu khiti tu mujhe lagta hai sab ko waise bhi aani chahiye ab shahar mein baitha woh aadmi ji ke mein baithay hue log raat ko party karte hue jo organic organic bakwaas karte hain ek aadmi ko nahi pata ke chawal hota bhi kaise hai kha woh brown rice rahe hain unhen safaid ka bhi nahi pata kaise hota hai kitna pani lagta hai tractor ke side mein kyun lagti hai woh alag se phain kyaa ho jata hai kuch nahi pata woh sab unhen pata hotato unhein kahin na kahin dekhta ke kaise woh is cheez ko sirf khareed ke aapas mein baat karne se apne aap ko cool banne se zyada un ki wohi aap jo bole hain empati kasano ke taraf hoti hai woh yeh nah bolta ke main apna farm aans le gaye hum to apni sabzi khud ugatay hain nahin to wahan us kiyoN gwa do yaar woh mar raha hai us ka payment nahin aa raha wahan invest kar do thoda se paise tum par hain hi to woh cheez nahin hogi kyunkay aap ne koi seekha hi nahin hai aap ko shahar tak aap pata nahin | ae parhai tu kara do kum se kum aaj tu ab jab chunkeh duniya super food kahne lagi to murga jo aap ke haan hamare haan sahejn kehte hain isay agar tha wild mein woh aap ke instagram ki foto pe aane lage milts achanak aap ke liye subah morning ka breakfast ka bol daal rahe hain aap jo mota nah chhor ke aap aaye apne process food ki aur wagairah tuaur aik saath yeh bhi hai kal hum yahan ke bazaar mein gaye the wahan sahib chaumin mil raha hai wahan badi aavan chaumin ka theela laga hai | podcast |
aap ko reality batao gaon mein main ne kam se kam das pindarah logoN ko aisa dekha hai ke sham ko matlab zad rehi hai ke chawmain khani hai to shehar ne apna saara kharab gaon mein beej dia aur gaon ka saara acha shehar mein le lia yeh hi ho raha hai yeh hi ho raha hai ab gaon ka aadmi jo roz masi roti kha raha hai subah utth ke makarna aur chutni ke saath use tum chhat pete chawmain doge to use yeh to lagay gi nahi bahut badi hai use nahi matlab wajino mumujhe yeh hai yaar dekho mere test birds bohot dinoN baad badle hain main pachis saal se aik hi roti kha raha hoon to woh cheez hai baqi jo aap bole the shahar aur gaon ki difference ki to humein hamesha woh kara gaya humein hamesha segregation kiya gaya school mein ke aap gaon se aaye ho kis tarah se sab se pahla dress pe shahar ke bachoN ke paas time thakuch ke paas machinein bhi theeN waashing machine, ziyada log gharon mein nahin theeN us waqt kuch gharon mein waashing machinein bhi theeN lekin un ke paas team tha hum subah sabaa paanch nikalte the ghar sehum swa paanch nikle derah ghantay do ghantay bus ghoomti thi alag alag gaon mein jayegi bacha uthayegi alag gaon mein jayegi bacha uthayegi phir ayegi school mein humein chhorayegi saarhe saat bajay ke type ka school hai saarhe saat aath bajay ka chhutti ho gi ab hum last pahunchayenge kyunkay hamara gaon aakhri hai hum uthe pehle thay utrein gay last do bajay chhutti hone ke baad hum pahunchayengejab hum sau chaar baje pahunchay hain meri maan peh time nahin hai ke ab yeh kapray dho ley jo tum peh kay aaye ho bachay hum sharif nahin hain ke hum kapray saaf papas laye hoon hum das jagah toh latoon kay nishaan hain lait khain hum ne hum grey bhi hain kuch pharrel pant upnay kuch to hain nahin paanch se chhe saarhe chhe ka time hota haidoodh nikalnay ka main peh nahi hai time to yahi kapray humain ho sakta hai kal pehnaay paray wapas se agar main ne dho bhi diaay bahut ganday hain main ne dhoy diaay kapray ab yeh sukhain gay nahi kyunkay raat ko gaon main parta hai pala gaon main nahi hai woh jagah kah tum ne bahar sikha dia gaon main to aur gilay ho jaain gay woh subah tak woh paray gi aur gilay ho jaain gaytu humeN wo pehle tu kaproN mein hota tha ke why your dresses why are you not neat and clean aa rahe haiN ye mitti mein so gaya hai nahin ho pa rahe haiN neat and clean phir ye ki neelz kyu nahin katay hue haiN baal kyu bare hue haiN kyunkay gaon ka insanaur neel sils se kuch lena dena hai nahin woh is ki grammar ka hissa nahin hai woh priority nahin hai priority nahin hai aur aisa nahin hai ke is se is ki koi beemari bara jati hai ke woh apne moon mein gandgi daal le raha hai aisa kuch nahin hai is ke naakun kayi sare life ke parts mein kaam aata hai is ka naakun ab koi hamarekaam karnay wala banda humaare ghar main is ne aik naakun agar barha rakha yeh is ko koi poochhe kiyon barha rakha hai ke woh jo spraye ka kin hai woh jaldi khol jata hai bus is ka hai is ka tool hai woh apna is ka har cheez tool hai is ke ghar main woh kisaan hai woh tool hi tool par khelta hai poori zindagi to is par dalte parhti thi yeh teacher se teacher se aur bacho se bachay to door bhagte the na bas faida yeh tha humaara is school main ziyada hamain affectsaynti percent bachay gaon se aatay thay. to jo tees percent saaf thay woh galat thay. hum to sahiq thay apni jagah par. taluq lakin gaon se jo bachay aatay thay to is chakkar par hum log bach gaye. baqi hum to hamaray liye bahut fisniting tha woh. socho mujhe yeh sab baten yad hai. arushi naam ki larki hoti thi third class mein. us pe pen tha. koi ji to company ka pen tha. aur jail pen to suna hi suna tha tab kahi jail penab dekhoo farq dekhna shahar ka bacha keh raha hai us ke ank ke peeche jail hota hai yeh jail aise neechay jaata rehta hai ank us ko aage bhejti rehti hai us ne us ki sience sochi gaon ke bachay ne boli pura mun ank main bharr liatu itna soch mein difference tha ke gaon ke bachay ko khelna hai es tak gaon kuch kar ke dikhatay hain tumhare saath tu yaad tha es ka pen le ke koi to... ye aap ne kia hai? nahin nahin koi ek hamare dost tha koi to kisi to ladke ne kia tha hamare saath kisi to khich ke es ne poora mop apne ang mein bhul lia tha lekin ye bohat fascinating tha ke es ke liye pen haitou jab veh school sei nikalti thee tou usay is liye dekha ja raha hai ke us kaise pain hai kyunkay hamare paas tou aik hei pensil hai aur gaon mein tou sach batoun tou hamara shop nakar ho jata hai tou hum mummy papa ko batate they shop nakar ho gaya tou lagay pary papa ki shaving kit mein blade nikal ke lagay pary yahan sei ungli kaat li phir is baat par patt rahay hain ungli kaise kaat likyonkay bled se chhli hui pencil alag dekhti hai, krapnar se alag dekhti hai is baat mein bhi bohat date pit padi thi to hota tha hamain alag thora lagta tha lekin wohi mayjrli is liye us ka ziyada farq nahin pada kyonkay gaon ke bachay ziyada thay to koi inferiority complex nahin hua inferiority complex kabhi nahin hua kyonkay konfidant mein is liye tha kyonkay use school mein particularly extra kurway ekkusoom rana hamari prinsipal hoti thi is time pe inhon ne sab kuch karnay ki koshish ki isay school mein mujhe lagta hai inhen bachay hi achay nahi mile in ki taraf se to inhon ne poori behant ki thi bara school tha ground ground bohat bara tha aap socho ke inhon ne bees ball tak intervu kiya thamain ne base ball khela hua hai socha are ghazab merit ke merit ke kone mein gaon mein gaon nahi tha shahar ke kone wale school mein base ball khela hua hai hum ne to she ways wife of coronel or brigadier ya phir woh khud army mein aisa kuchh scene tha to she wayswell travelled un ke saath woh seen tha to ab to maine suna shayad woh school he band ho gaya achcha to unhon ne woh us time per sab kuch kiya to ekxtar klolo aktiviteez bahut hoti thee fанси dris aap ka chhote mote pleez quizzez debaits yeh sab hota tha ab is main kya seen tha kih badi sister un sab cheezon ki mahart hasil kar chuki thee kyunkay woh rehi hamesha se hostel maintu un ke liye tu infriyarti ko mitaane ka yahi tareeqah hai ke superior ho jaau sab bachoun se aage kise nikal sakte hain tu nikal ke dikha do tu un ke school mein jo kuch bhi hua unhone kahate hain meri sister ne mujhak nahin per kum se kum mili tu pachaas saath trophy laayi hogi baarah baarah saal ke school mein aur itni medal bhi laayi hogi athlete bhi thi woh unhone sab kuch kar lia tha unhone apna siim school mein the teenon nahin nahin nahin woh bhi alag school mein themain aur dusri wali sister es school main the sim hai un ke naam bataiye rashmi sab se badi sister richi un se chhoti sister to rashmi di se richi ne seekha richi di se main ne seekha ke ekstra karoli aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aik aikfaiv good food habits batao yeh main pehle apne show main joak karta tha phir main ne woh drop kar diya kyunkay mujhay bus is liay karna tha kyunkay mere man main hai yeh baat peeche main ne faiv good food habits batao to ham to sab aise thay kihn mil jayay bus papa mami ki ladai nah ho aaj raat time pakana man jayay hoon mil jayay bus katm ho gi ruwish utha is ne bola kih meme jabab plate mainspun se rice khate ho spun aur plate ke contact ke awaz nahi aani chahiye aray dada re porte fefs class kya bata rahe ho aap ko hum sab aise ghume hum ne kaha hum ne kaha tum rice spun se khaate ho pahli baat to ye hai pahli baat to ye hai aur agar tumhen sirf awaz ka hi panga hai to haath se khalo nahi aati haanphir woh aik food aiimaat mere dimaag mein bas gayi aur main aaj tak jab jab chaawal khaata tha to mere dimaag mein aata tha main ne kaha ke yeh kis ne socha ke sahiba jaayegi to yeh praplimatik hai kyu hai bhai kaha kaha jail mein khaana kha rahe ho aur uth jaayega to chhail le ga to yeh sab chezon ko cover karne ke liye hum ne extra kluevo ativiteiz mein guzre kabhi fan serious mein kuchh ban gaye kabhi kuchh ban gaye main nagan mana tha aik baaraur main gaya stage pe aur pata nahi kya hua main ne kis ko dekha main ne aise bola ke aaj main naagin hoon main sab ko dass loon gi koi darya nahi aur mujhe aaj tak nahi pata jis teacher ne mujhe naagin banaya us ne mere haath mein kyu saanp diya main to khud he saanp hoon haan aur kya tu mere costume ke saath ek saanp hai mere haath mein to main kaisa naagin hoon yeh jo khud he hoon aur saanp he haitu main aaj tak wohi sochta hoon ke teacher to dobara bhi nahi lay mujhe bhai ke tum to yeh first second ke bachay ka kaise pagal bana sakte ho ya tum khud naagin ho phir saanp lay ke chaley tumhein to badi hai tum to chalis saal ka to main naagin waagin banta tha mera kazzin bhai tha ek usay santa class banaya usay garmi lag gayi usne apni julie mein apne kapray utar kapray li hai to woh sirf under veer mein stage mein gaya to logon ko laga bekar hi hai teacherpale mein kois jeeta rehta tha mein acha kuch kuch debates mein phir mein didi se poocha kaise debate mein kia karta hai pata ji hamare bahut shandar woh likhte hain hindi mein aur english mein debate agar un se likhwana ho toh woh sab kya debates mein jeet ke exe tmpur mein jeet ke aya toh phir mere paas bhi trophy aane shuru ho gayi gayi ghar mein trophies hain trophies bhar rahi hain ruchi di di se thodiaur kehna hai is kuch nahi hai ghar mein kyunkay deedi alag jagah reh rahi hai main alag jagah reh raha hoon to deedi kabhi utha lai apni to le gayi aur apni ho gayi to ho gayi abhi maine ek din abhi main ghar gaya tha to deedi abhi paris mein hai to maine unhein foto bheji thi poochti ke yeh kahan hai to hamare paas yeh hota hai ek din kuch dekhta hai to hum poochte yeh kahan haikahan gi kahan gi kahan gi deedi espiatee aai kanpur se parhe huee hain acha to is tarah ki trophies isi shayp ki trophies har shahar mein milti thee yeh kanpur mein hai yehi mere thak thori chhote size ki mile gi yehi aisaa hoga to yeh aisi si trophy rakhi huee thee yeh department of kemical injineering espiatee is ko aarif ko bhi dikha deeje manfi hafiz afzal k jagerantab ho gaye hain sare bachay extraculor activiteez mein bilkul hi mahir is se kya farq aya aap ki personality mein? personalityon se yeh farq aya ke ek to aap ko teachers har cheez ke liye poochte hain sab se pehle aap ko poochte hain class mein topper hai to topper ab sirf parhai mein topper hai hum number bhi la rahe hain tik tik aur humein alag jagah poochay ja raha hai to school mein sab se important aadmi class ka kon hai jis peh bij hai to bijFayft klass mein pehla vej mila tha barvi tak har roz raha acha deedi peh bhi badi deedi head girl of different school Richi dee head girl of different school mein head boy of different school waa tu ye unklikat hota chala gaya jahan se jahan se aya chaante chaante ghar pe kuch kum hueab tou ghar say bahar aaye na ab tou ghar say bahar aaye ab fet tak hi raha na phir tou ab tou jaisy shehr main aaye phir mujhe lage chaunte it tak lage acha beech main fet main ne aik baar frst aya tha saiykal mili thi mujhe tou fet main chaunte nahi lagah hoon ga acha sax main main wapas say kharab ho gaya didi ne aik din mera dikshn dikshn gaya didi ne kuch tou mujhe test diya ke yeh karo suno tou didi aati thi kwahan mujhe waisa hai us ke liye woh maan hi hai meri wahan kehna hai mujhe aisa bohot pyar kare gi phir thapar thapar mar de gi meri jo bhi copy dekhe gi koi complete nahi hai phir pyar kare gi aur phir chale jaye gi to mujhe yaad un hone ne koi test leti thi main utna tec ban raha tha jaise matlab main to diidi to kal hi paida hui hai matlab main main ne aise register liyawa tha aur register ke last parhne main main ne apne aandeedi bhi bohat taj pehle pooRa suna yeh nahiN kah pehli baar pichhanda maar jata to mein aage nahi karun yeh sab ek saath akumiliate ho ke das chhatein le lain ge ek hi lagta tha pooRa ghanta Dairh ghanta sun ke achcha mein ne pooRa tape da ke suna hai phir mein pata rahA hoon se mein ne kaha yaar to yeh sab hota tha phir us se wohi kanfiDens aage kah aap ko teechers poochhni haikeh AAP is palay mein yeh ban jaao jo important pozishan hai palay ki woh AAP ko mil rahi hai toh is tarah say hotay hotay kaanfidens jolp ho gaya jo english ka dar tha keh english nahi bol paa rahe hain woh dar thora sa kam ho gaya kyunkeh hindi toh bol paa rahe hain nichi hindi mein bohat che nambar a rahe hain is mein koee dukht nahi aur aik infreariti komplex tha hand writing kakeh hand writing achi nahi hai badi sister ki khubsurat hand writing chhori sister ki khubsurat hand writing mata ji ki aur meri achi hand writing pata ji ki moti acha wah copy mein moti utarta hai woh aadmi hindi aur english dono wah wah wah to mujhe bhi tha ke acha ek individual yeh tha ke hand writing achi nahi hai is tarah ke liye main ne koi mehnat nahi kari pata ji ne bas ek baar bola keagar sunder likhe ga to khud se hi man kare ga likhne ka to koshish kar ke sunder likhe likhna shuru kiya sunder to phir and writing bhi achi ho gayi toab matlab koi mujhe aesi random koi autograph mangta hai aur main is par kuch likhta hoon machlawah to us ka pahli baat yahi hota hai ke sar aap ki handwriting achi hai main kehta hoon main parhay likhay ka hoon yaar main comedian ka matlab yeh thora nahin hai main keli uth ke ban gaya to woh phir woh individual complex bhi khatam ho gaya phir school change kiya majorly jo khatam hua hua 8th class mein jabmain ne kaha ke pata ji thora school change karte hain yahan growth si nahi nazr aahi hai itni freedom thi aisa kuch bhi bolo kuch bhi bolo jo mind mein aaye kharaab baatein bolte hain nahin the kyon ke aisa kuch thi hi nahi mind mein but you can discuss anything whatever you want till date tumhein kaha bata ji achche school mein bhejo na kisi mein fees ke pange hote the to us aadmi ne mummy ne bhi papa ne bhihumein to baray ho ke pata chala, deedi wa ghairah ko pehle se pata hogaa woh ziyada samajhdaar hain hai obviously, larkiyon hum aisi samajhdaar hote hain, larkon ko badi paat nahi hai ke pathalis ke baad to realize hota hai ke kuch karna hai. in logon par kitni baar paise balke nahin hote the, yeh log udhaar le le ke fees de rahe hain, kuch de rahe hain. achcha aap yaqeen mano sar teen bachon ko parha rahe hain woh, ek college main hain, ek HBTI kanpur gaye, ek dusri dimain school main barwi tak us ke baad main delhi university ek saal raha phir main national law university lakhnu gaya us pore kharche main un ke paas mujhe pata hai bahut time paisa nahin hota tha unhon ne kabhi ek baar hamin relieve nahin diya ke yeh paisa nahin hai yeh hai college main ne un se paise mange unhen pata hai main jhoot bol raha hoonunhen pata hai mujhe party karni hai main pocket mein nahin ke ooper do hazaar rupe mang raha hoon fautu bolti ke mere se ye hua unhen pata hai main jhoot bol raha hoon agle din do hazaar rupe aayen ge panch hazaar rupe mangen panch hazaar rupe aayen ge to woh un ki beauty thi ke un se kuch bhi bol sakta hai jab eat to main ne un se bola ke school change karna hai tojatnay haq se main ne bola senj karne ke atnay haq se unho ne bola ke diwan public school best school hai merit ka wahan admission karain gay agar un ka entrance paper nikal loge to achha take se is saal woh log alag section bana rahe the 8F tak tha 8J bana rahe the to pachas bacho ka section hona tha is entrance exam ka sar matalab kris to aiiti wala hi tha is ka achha matalabziyada bachay nahin the, char so paanch bachay nahin diya hoga, char so paanch bachay detae hain na, poora section, internes paper ho raha hai prapor to us mein jab admission hoga kayuch meri, meri cuzn Arena, isi ke saath parha hoon main bare mein tak sab ko Chaachi ke ghar mein jab rehte the to Chaachi ki beti hai Arena us ke saath, us ki kuch third word rank aayi, meri shayad kuch sixth or third, achhe rank mein aaye, woh hamara aibilkul woh khatam ho gaya kah bhai hum aagaye merit ke sab se elite school mein aur entrance nikal gaye hum woh wale nahi hain jin ne first mein induction liya toh raat tak parh raha hai toh hum eight ke baqi chhe sections ko inferieur manne lage kah hut woh hain jo ekchri aaye hain yahan par jo ne diwan ko aisa kahabek ground aisa aaya tha jisay aap resize mein bol sakte ho socho school mein competition mein bol raha tha kitna hai ke ab mujhe purane school ke records mangaye kiya kar ke aaye ho dikhaao certificate check hue mere ke acha aap ke yeh hai yeh hai mujhe yeh utho main phir diwan mein beej mila main gandi aaus ka prefect bana prefect ya captain madari kya banti tha us time par woh bana naye bachay aate hi ek house ka woh mil gaya haibas phir main ne phir wahan peh bhi kabhi beej nahin chhoda acha inel function ke most important bale bhagat singh main bhagat singh bana wa hai aur jitne athletics main jo jo hota tha woh kartaaikster klor ka main ziyada raha parhaye apna side wayd kar lete dekhain chalo ho jaye gi is main kia hai mujhe aisa pata hai mujhe abhi bhi lagta hai kuch itna kurs hai nahin aik saal ka woh kurs hai nahin hai jo aap parhte rahte hain jaldi se parha ke khatam karo na dis do na picture dekhne us ko usay aik mahina picture dikha do kum se kum kuch to sikhaiga picture dekh ke nahin aisa thori nahin sikhe ga to woh sab parhtto woh wali chez thi bas aesi nikal gaya phir infinity complex kabhi aaye nahiN shayad isi liye abhi bhi stage par ja ke koi farq nahiN bartata stage fair hai hi nahiN stage aweness hai fair nahiN hai to yeh reference hai hawa chali thi thora beram late hain haan ji location senj karen ge hum kat karenbohat acha khana khailia aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aahghar mein sab vejitarian hain haan matalab andaa khaa lite the papa phir pata nahin mata ji ko kahaaN se lagaa ke yeh bhi nahin khaana hai ban.ta tha pahle ghar mein omlet omlet ban.ta tha sardiyoN mein phir mami ne mana kar diya ketu woh seedha woh dete hain na woh judgement dete hain na woh to supreme court judgement ho ke aaj se rasoi he alag ho jayegi agar rasoi kahin se alag kar dekhen to bartan alag ho gaye rasoi alag ho gayee do teen saal phir papa ne nahi khaye phir unhen ne kar liya kanunsa mami ko jo bhi mami ne jahan se seekha ho ga phir un ka hal ka pada gaya thora to bana lo to bartan alag kar lo rasoi sim kar lo ho sakta thora time bad bartan bhi sim ho jaye | tu school ho gaya tab kya socha tha aage ki life ka? kuch bhi nahin socha tha sar kyunkay paper to sab ratayaar ke diye the | podcast |
aisa kah mein ne kaha kah humneet laita to shayad pata hota kya karna hai to ab twails mein persentij aayi ET six to baqi paper dia hai ET bhi dia IT triple bhi dia kahin kuch hona nahi tha paper dete the aap koye to main manne nahi sakta ke aap ko paper dety ho pata nahi chalta ke paper acha hua hai ki nahi ho raha sab ko bata aap ko answer aata nahi aata aap tikka maar raha to woh sab diya ye faider ki acha thi ya ghar walon ki acha to engineering aisi thi na us time pe dozar chaar se le ke dozar baarah tak to sab ko engineering karni thi na to didi engineer chhoti valley pe to woh to medical thi to engineer doctor to unhen ga ke engineertu mera banda tha ARV mein jane ka acha mujhe wadi se bohat pyar hai mujhe bas yeh tha ke mujhe wadi chahiye kesi bhi chahiye yeh kahaan se aaye pata nahi shayad dada ji ki photo dek ke aaye ho dada ji police mein the wahan cricket to shayad un ki photo dek ke aaye ho ya phir un ke inspector wali cap rakhi rehte the ghar mein shayad isay dek ke aaye ho pata nahi mujhe par wohi tha ke agdm ARV mein jana woh wadi mil jaye to mujheyu pee tee oh ka pepur siem dey ho raha tha main ghar walay se kahaan india ka retn doonga wahin ne kaha yu pee tee oh ka retn diya to mujhe tha ke india mein shayed ho jaye ek baar ko yu pee tee oh mein to nahi ho raha mujhe pata hai to main ne yu pee tee oh ka pepur diya phir un ke bolne par nahi hua kuch bhi nahi hua kai bhi injineering mein ab samajh mein aagaye ke kuch khaas bachaye nahi hai bas persentige par khel sakte hain jo khel sakteab wahan course nahi pata keh konsa course karne jayenge inters thore nahi hai kisi bhi course mein bhi jata hai rata marke paper diye hain teen char jagah par apply kiye mujhe krore mil college mein commerstry honours mein admission mila mere boards mein commerstry mein aaye the kuch 93-94 aise kuch to commerstry to strong hai apni commerstry honours mein course bhi le liya admission admission lenay ke baad mujhe pata chalakaymestri kafi waast sabjekts hain yeh majaak nahiN chal raha hai jo apne jo jo reeta maare na main ne tesis number gaya ga tesis number gaya ga is pe bhi hamaare aik professor professor nahiN hoon school main teacher the hamaare jinho ne mujhe main pre boards main fail ho gaya tha kaymestri main aur physics main to fail kya ho gaya tha paper interos nahiN tha to munh hi nahiN kar raha tha reet aur mujhe tha boards main boards ka paper main mehnat kar ke dain gay naunhon ne mujhe bol dia ke tum zindagi mein kabhi борts mein paas nahi ho paoge maine kaha sar mein parha nahi hoon aisa nahi ke main parhta nahi main parh saktah hoon maine kaha main parh loonga борts se pehle unhon ne class ke saamne khoob sunaayi mujhe us time hamari aik girl friend thi unhon ke saamne sunna acha nahi lagta tha yeh go go aisa kaise bol rahe ho main is chakkar mein main laya tha yeh nineti nineti fourmaalyeh totka agar bharat ki shaksha biyosth mein aa jae gul friends ke saamne daatna nahin dikhti yeh nahin thi gul friend ke saamne daatna dikhti hai ke gul friend mein to daate gi na baat mein ke tum ne aisa kyu kah raha hai woh bhi aik problem thi aur woh kaafi hoshiyar thi parhai wadaee mein tojo bachey balkul aise yahan par blenderz laga ke chalte hain samne aise dekhen wo wala sim tha wo marks aage di main jab kemisty aakers mein deti hai edvayshan wahaan lib ep mein jana padata tha to laga ke yahan to nahin aarha samajh kuch dusri cheez mil gayi side cheez karne ko mil gayi politics acha maine kaha rajniti mein bachte hain dilli university bara shauk hai mujhe hamesha se rajniti karne ka ban gaya | masTer freeshar kya hota hai? jaati aik hota hai na sab bachchon ke beech mein aik kmpydn se kara dete hain achcha sab bachchon ko mein batate hain ke yeh wala sab se bara namuna hai tmhare beech mein mera to dili nvsti mein admission nahin hua tha na kyunkay mein kamah nvsti ka topur tha par dili nvsti mein un sajan ne kamah nvsti ka naam nahin suna tha to unhein ne tohajj nahin diya to un ke register mein na meri nvsti ka naam hi I didn't exist | podcast |
hum ne tou suna hi nahin hai un ki khud ki hi hogi tab hi top kiya na mein tou ji woh ban gaye Master Fresher mere senior yeh beech mein jo President they un ke saath uthna baithna ho gaya sab ho gaya ek fest hua Crore Mail College mein is fest ki hosting mili mujhe woh aa rahay they Arena Band aa raha tha jo Rajesh Roshan sahab mein shayad is meinaain bund ke dejan arain hamare dost hain kya naam hai? dejan arain acha mujhe un ke naam nahin aata kya the? wohi rajsh rashn sahab hi insha Allah yeh jo bhi un ka bund hai woh bund aaya tha perform karne?tu mujhe tha ke hosting karun ga, main aise mic peh ja ke bolun ga, itna bachon ke saamne, pata hai nahi kea bolte hain hosting mein. kea yeh pehli baar tha mic ke saamne? nahi, mic peh to, jaise main school mein to karya sab kuch, school se bahar aane ke baad, yeh ab informal ho gaya, pehle sab kuch instructions di gayi hain, phir teachers are washing, to aap ko wahi karna hai jo bataya gaya hai, rehearsed hai woh, yeh to random di bol di, yeh lotu main kaha kiya karna hota hai hosting main kaha is ko intiados kar daina yahan ke bacha dance kar de ga yeh to sab apna talent le le ke aate hain na main poem sunata hoon main dance kar doonga main gaana ga doonga main guitar baja doonga aese kara char panch ko kuch nahi bola main ne poori hosting main jata tha stage main bolta tha kum aon kem siSab se taalim kertay thay aur main bolta tha please welcome nix aik aik banda ko bula kerta tha ke jo aata hai kar ley esa main ne puri raat baitha di woh kar ke main R N man ko interview kar raha tha woh gayatu yeh mota mota mujhe main ne KMC main yeh sab kar raha tha achha parha hi nahi karay main ne main lib nahi gaya achha chemistry honors karate hue main lib nahi jata tha shabash attendance mil rahi thi politics ki multi thi kuch to tees percent shayad se kuch achha attendance wahan se mil rahi thi ek saal main jo samajh main aagaya ke mujhe chemistry to nahi hota hai yeh to taf lag raha hai wahan ja raha hai mopaidhaan mere show mein jo ok hai us ke upar tab hi to dekha raha tha ke aur koi jo ok a sakta hai kya jo ok hai? pura aadhe ghante ka show hai mere paas thi hai achcha us ki badi behn aati thi na hero pak woh thi mere paas mere paas kehte deedi thi to main chalata tha us ko to ji phir jab samajh mein aagaya ke mashتي nahi ho payega to main kaha karte hain kuch aur karte hainpayar ap par poochhay kya payar ayay hain nahin mera aik friend udhar aya tha national law university lakhnau jargriz hamara dost protish to woh us ka direction hua tha us main to usay law kar ni thi jaanoun se bhi army main hi tha us nay basis bhi diay thay us kay huwa nahin tha to us nay kaha main law karunga to main nay us say poocha bhai kya hota hai law main kya system hai to parhayi hai ziada hai ke college kaisa hai to us nay kaha keh nah aik bhi harf parhna hainah koi mushkil parhai hai ek paper hai ek kitab bhej raha hoon universal ki guide aati hai is kitab ko chhaat le aaja main ne kaha yeh to theek lag raha hai bus pahunch gaya likhna wahan ja ke main ne dekha ke yeh to mere joke mein bhi hai ke paanch saal ka hori day package hai to yahan to kuch karna hai nahi hai koi parhai nahi hai kuch nahi hai aakhir din parhein ge paper de den gebas aise log kar li sar sara parh lia apna panch saalster khatam karay woh das saalster khatam karay wapas dili pahunch gaye aur kia kia in paat saalon mein? in paat saalon mein? lakhnawon mein mohabbat ki? thore din ishq kiya? hmm? ki? mujhe bahut mohabbat hoti hai achcha? bahut pahli bar kabhi? pahli bar raathwiin class mein hueeisi ladki tha jo bolta jisay lath khai isi ladki tha phir deliverystem hoi samne waale ko pata tha kya aapi ko pata tha nahin nahin pata tha sab ko pata tha sab ko pata tha mashallah paas paas ke schoolon ko pata thamain sirf apni mami ke saamne shareef ban kar raha hoon acha main bahut khandi ladkon main se hoon ke woh nahi hota jab baalak laast main jab koi aata hai to palat ke khara jata hai ke sar yeh matlub yeh sab theek hai aap pahunchne dijiye main aa gaya tha time se main ne bacha liyamain whala lakhka hoon ke main hoon ga is poori kam main hoon ga lekin main sab ko aisa dikhaunga ke main ne sab theek karnay aya tha main inwal nahi tha is par to raat ko nikal ke ban mukhar chai aashiyanah main tha humara college acha nahi tha hum log engineerin college ke chorahay pe jate the humara addha tha humara aashiyanah college aashiyanah main college tha aashiyanah Lucknow ka naya part hai to wahan sirf humara hi college tha acha.tu humaare hei tha woh loh kalej ka hei tha sab kuchh woh thaane waale ko pata thaay sare loh kalej ke laRke hain woh hamein bilkul pasand nahin karte thay kyunkay humaare ooper ke beech tu bahut hei kaandi thay hum to phir bhi bahut sharif thay un ke saamne plesmant mein nahin baithay ek to plesmant waise hi nahin aa rahi thi kalej mein kam hei aati nahin inwesti thi to mein phir beech tha to teen log humhum teen dost hum ne aisa decide kiya ke ek to kya tha na ke placement ke liye pehle photographer ki jaani thi humein jaana tha wahaan tak campus mein hamare ADMN block tak jaana tha hum ja ke photographer karane thee photographer karane thee dress mein white shirt, black suit, black pant aur black tie is mein humein fotoz karane theebaal baray baray rakhe thay bohot din se ke tie nahi thay jaise taisu ne adjust kar kisi se sheet manga shayad do hi tie thay ke sab mein barh jaayenge jis ka jab number aaye ga woh laga ke chala jaayega andar suit kisi ka pata nahi kot kis ka paint kis ki black socks bhi nahi are bhai are mujhe bata kiya hai yaar tu yeh sab pura ab treatment ke line mein lage photo photo karne ke liye ab bohot delay ho raha tha processhumain yeh tha ke nokri dene do to phrada phrada do, time nahi hai hamare paas, chhe vaisat karne hi nahi tum teen dost sab se pehle gaye, line mein lage, main andar gaya, main ne us ki lait check krawai achha, cameraman ki, main kaha main baith raha hoon mere se lait check kar lo, sab bachon ki foto achi aajaye gi, theek hai aur usi lait check mujhe aap meri foto kiyo gaye, wahi laga jana mere us pechhe gaye tum ne un ki lait check hoi aur main uth ke chteesrey jo hamarey dost mein un ko naam le rahay hain kyunkeh woh bohat achha kar rahey hain zindagi mein teesrey jo aaye unhon ne aake woh to jeans aur white shirt pehne ke aaye thay to unhon ne dekha sab dress mein aaye to unhon ne kaha rehney dety hain itna bhi zaroori nahi hai placement aur jo teesrey dost thay unhon ne kaha keh tumhari ho gayi photo mein ne kaha meri ho gayi is ki nahi ho gayi aey theek hai phir baad mein dekhtey aankhein karatey hain hum teenon nikley kalis keRaath ko wapis aaye to plesment ki jo hamari broshur thi is mein hamare foto hi nahi the hamare naam likhe hue the deikho is baat par hamein koi koi bhi laao form hamein is baat par nahi bhoola rahi hai jo plesment mein aake foto nahi khicha rahe hain woh port zaroor jaane wale hain bharkhane se to kya aap bhi plesment mein nahi baithe tab tak hamein pata chal chuka tha hamari sister tab tak select ho chuki thiway pi es si main toh hamain laga kah wardi toh ai pi es ban gayi nahin mil sakti haitu ab aiee peas bana jayega oh Kis stream main select hui? oh aieeer es indian revenue services tu wahan select hui hum ne kaha aiee peas banen ge dili aaye wapas wahi jo masla saath main the unhon ne apni taiyari shuru kar di hum ne apni kar di sare ais banne aaye sab aiee peas ki taiyari karen ge kuchh seniors hamare pichhle saal purana joj chal raha tha woh bhi hamen wahi mileto sab hi hamein dilli mein mile hain unhone kaha sab yeh hi hain aur koi kuch nahi kar raha hai sab AI ES banne wale sab AI ES banen ge bus phir unhone phir hum ne taiyaari wari kari bus phir kya hua thodi wahaan bhi yahi kara kah bus sochte rehete the ke haan kal se paka parents ki aur se kuch tha koi expectation koi dabaaohaan maulniyat tu ne yehi tha keh kuch to kri lo life mein plus jab lau kar rahe the to unhon ne tha keh bhai practice to kri len ge haan mein bohat clear keh practice nahi karni mujhe acha mere bus ki nahi hai roz dhoop mein chakkar karna aur woh sab matlab jo waqt ki proper treat hai kyunkay aap ko waqt mein ja ke pata jalta hai na keh woh jo bari vid dikh raha hai aisi nahi ho rahi waqt meinis mein bohot struggle hai shuru ke do teen saal toh bilkul hee kuch nahi pata hai aap ko kya chal raha hai bek ground kuch hai nahi hamara kisi ko hum jante nahi hai dilli mein ke hum aake bol dein ke chacha ji hamein sikha do kuch kar do toh main aey yaar wada nahi karenge kaam toh kuch bada he karenge yeh toh pura kaleeji karega wada toh toh hum kuch bada kaam karenge aise toh nahi kar sakte hum sab seem kaise ho sakte hai toh hua baji mein rehta hai dimaag bahutmujhe lag gaye gulzar sahib mere haath achha ravi paar kitab mil gayi kahin se to ravi paar mili thi ya pata nahin konsi bhi le thi nahin ravi paar to main ne baad main parhi bahut koi se to kitab mil gayi thi mujhe main ne kaha yeh to bahut shaandar cheez hai jo yeh hai saara time phir mera unhen parhne main jata tha ke ishq mashriq sahib ki kitab shayad isi saal aai thi gustaagul saara gayogi un ki kitab phir to main ne kaha ab to yahi parha jaayegashaahar to main hoon yeh sab parh ke lag raha hai ke main shaahar mein kar sakta hoon main bhi likh sakta hoon acha likh sakta hoon phir main ne likha acha bohat waahiyat likha to raat ko to acha lagta tha to subah uth ke parhte mein kya likha hai is ka kya matlabne yeh kahani kahin ja rahi hai ne koi matlab tha us kriketr ka koi sans nahi thi na kuch matlab parhai aisaa phir jo ek dam se lagta hai ke main bhi kar doongaa bachpan mein cricket mein lagta tha ke main to bowlar ban hi jaunga kuch nahi to ji phir saara aadha dimaag issi mein rehi hai iss chakkar mein taiyari bhi nahi hui do saal tak hi karte rahe bus phir group logon ko samajh mein aa gaya tha vaisay to ke nahi hona phir yeh bhi tha tashnayu pee pee see nahin dein ge dein ge yu pee es see baneyin ge aayi pee es see es stata stata mein nahin jain ge bara kaam hai pata nahin kia damaagh tha pakal pan aap soch ke lagta hai ke agar abhi yeh bai chaand nah hua hota to main shayad aap mere khayal mein baithe hote hain aur main kuch kar raha hoon kisnas pata nahin kia damaagh sochta rehta thaab tak umr kitni ho gi hogi? chubees shadi ka koi dabao tha? dabao ais sach nahin hai dekho dabao to pichhle teen saal mein maan baap ne rang se bolna shuru kar raha ho ga kyunkay is se pehle to kon hi ladki deta?jab kuch kar hai nahin rahe hain سپوت hamaray to kahan ja ke bolen ke unhen pet mein aa jayun kahan bolen ge un ko ja ke bola hai nahin kuch khas pasle teen saal se bol rahe hain kar lo to kovvid ne bacha li do saal to meri acha nahin hai karne ki abhi phir hai un ka hai ke jaldi se kar lo yeh kar loMera hai ke kar len ge yaar main Amrit Dhari Pritam Ji ke bhi kitab parh raha tha is main ek bohat pyari line thi ke patee bane se pehle premi banana bohat zaroori hai to main kaha yeh line bohat achhi lag gayi hai pehle premi bana jayega kitab main likha hai? Kitab main likha hai Amrit Dhari Pritam Ji ke kitab main likha hai aur premi un se ziyada kehta hai kon bataey ga patt na main ne kaha to bas pehle premi bana jayega phir hum patt banenge to aap is main kitna time lagta haiphir yeh aise se, mere aise se khayaal hai, main aisa palt jata hoon, mere zindagi ke thought badal jatay hain, mere aise se aik line achi lag jati hai to restaurant bhi khola baithe mein aik acha? to kab? aik dost hua karte the hamare, unhon ne bola ke kyoon nah hum restaurant hi khol layn, un ka bhi nahin ho raha tha, unhon ne bhi taiyaari ki thi restaurant hi khol letay hain, didi se bola didi restaurant khol letay haindeedi ne bola ke khol le ja pirnents ko nahi bata to us ke baare mein acha aise karte karte teen mahine mahana teen char mahine mahana wesT ke acha phir woh bhi band ho gaya us woh time tha mere life mein jab mujhe laga ke yaar mein ho gaya hoon fail ab mein ne bohot zyada cheezon mein time wesT kar liya ab mein time wesT karne ke liye bhi nahi raha hai mere paas koi option to phir mein bohot lua mein raha us time par bohot din roya bhi bohotphir kafi dinon mein theek thaak ho gaye paath chhe mahine typs mein mujhe laga ke ab mein apne us ko wahi mein ne dil se kaha dhond lana khushi le aaye ga ham toh gumein us ko nahi hai koi baat nahi ab ham us par likhna chalo karte hain mein ab acha bahut acha yeh banunga shayar shayar banunga wahin par se shayar kia kehte hain un ko short stories yeh sab yeh sab us time mein parhi bhi bahut us time par likhni chalo kar dikoi tha ab mund ki baatein bataane ko bataata hoon facebook pe page banaaya gaya ek dead poets jester naam ka achha khud hi banaaya us pe paanch chhe nazmein hum ne daali hum ne nahin pata nazm aur ghazal mein farq kya hota hoon hum ne bas do word suneete is time to hum ne kaha yeh to ajeeb si lag rahi hai is mein to reader nahin hai to yeh nazm ho jaayega to hum ne kaha yeh nazm likhen ge hum ne paanch chhe nazmein daaliis mein se aik achi thi kyunke hamari dadi guzri tabhi tabhi to maine kaha ye to dadi ko pahli khete aik amma naam tha us ka amma bolte the dadi ko hai kahin to dhundne pade ga ho sakti hai dhund len ge towoh main ne phir woh dhunkee lagti thee main kyunkay woh emotionally bohat hote hain ummah ke ke haath aati thee to woh ho jata tha to bas woh achhee thee baqi jo paanch chhe lakhay hain to mere saare dosto ne aur college ardo ne mujhe andar hindar paagal likh lia hai kar dia hai paagal ek kya likhta raha tha isay alag se page bana ke palo bhi kar lia hum ne beena baat tophir laga ke chalo bhai ab bara nahi karna life main ab chhap chhaap naukri pe chalte jaise duniya jati hai jaise tum bhi uth ke chalo tum koi alag aadmi nahi ho tumhare mand main tum alag aadmi ho tum ho nahi chhap chhaap apna basta uthao naukri karo tees pe tezra rupe a jayenge mahina ka kharcha aise hi nikal jaye jaise duniya ka nikalta hai kare ji phir practice kare acha la main wapis la main wapis phir practice kare woh kaisa tha exapiAate hi nahi the kuch jo aata 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teen mahine phir wahan wali nokri band ho gayi wahan start up band ho gaya start up band ho gaya oh unh ki jo funding aarahi thi woh aah hi rahi thibas aaney wali tha haan main ne ek din poochh lia ke kahin tik gi hai mujhe bata do kahin se utha main band ho gaya start up woh naukri gayi phir tab tak main open mykes karne lag gaya tha woh kaise shuru hua yeh isi start up se pehle main ne ek woh de thi Gulzar sahab ki kitab ke baad haan matlab us ke baad main wohi likhta toh rehta tha kuch kuch kuch kuch feas book pe main fany status kuch bhi daal deta tha kuch kuch jo line aayi munfneey aagaya fneey daal dia siiras aagaya siiras daal dia kisi ka shiir achchha lag gaya to woh daal kar is ke neechay un ka naam likh dia yehi feis bukuk stataas hote thay to kya likh do ke feis bukuk pe to mujhe stand up kaamyuniTi ke friend tha main kalyj taimz jab yuTiib tha ham pe tab bhi ham ne mashaaerah bhi diskor kiya stand up bhi diskor kiya ab shuruu shuruu mainjo log viral hoey thay jo viral jo 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main dekhne wala kyu banunga bade aadmi kar ke hain ge pehle tha ke dekh lete hain phir mujhe liya ke kar ke dekh lete hain kya ho gaya kya hogi bhai ajat hi to ho jayen ge itne saal se kya ho rahe hain bhai ajat hi ho rahe hainchaar paanch saal ho gaye college paas aao roz be ejat hi ho rahe hain kuch ek paisa nahin kamaya yeh teen mahine ki salary hai yeh mushkil tha main ne kaha dekho ejat to kuch khas hai nahin ab aur saath ke jo larkay unhone waqalat shuru kar rahi thi college se nikalte ab un ke waqalat jam chuki hai to woh bhi thore se apni formal shirts apni pend ke andar daalte hain aur woh bhi agar kahin milte hain to aise kar lete hain ek baar phir kya ehsas jo beech mein kuch sammujhe sirf pata nahin mere andar aik confidence tha ke main kuch to kar loonga jab wahaan se aake jab head boy banay hein to yeh bhi ho hi jata huga kuch bus yeh nahin pata pata kya karon kahan jaoon talent bhi pata tha ke hai buddhi bhi sharp hai yeh bhi hai koi cheez sikhaey ga to seekh bhi jaaoonga esa bad-dimaag nahin hai ke bus baitha rahoon ga ke mujhe nahin aata mehenti bhi bohat hoon ke kar loonga saari energies hainkis channel par jaani hai woh nahin pata hai to woh bikhra hua hai to is liye bas yeh tha ke ho to jaayega kuch lekin jab aap kehte ho yeh sab pata ho aur phir aap ko nahin pata ho kya karna hai to aap ziyada parishan hote ho ke aap ko yeh bhi pata hai ke yaar apni starnas pata hai starnas pata hai mujhe apni lekin rasta nahin pata hai mujhe nazar mujhe phir to aur ziyada dukh ho raha hai main ne kaha ab kya karoocommerce n main ab to matalab bilkul hi koi samajh nahin aarah aur koi aaj sach dif | dashaheen sa safar tha ke yeh bhi kar liya yeh kar liya yeh kar liya to kia koi log nahi the koi jannay wale ya buzurg ya koi ki aise mein koi seekh karta hai advice ya help ya woh khud-dari thi ke apne dam pe karenge I think khud-dari to nahi kahaan be-wuqoofi thi ke apne dam pe karenge is liye pura time dashahi nahi raha sab kuchh | podcast |
doosra yeh tha ke yeh tha kar lain ge suit figure out kar lain ge khud hi kar lain ge itna kuch nahi hai salah bhi aisa nahi salah mangi nahi bahut logon ne salah mangi salah man hi nahi bahut logon ne khud se bhi di woh mili nahi so hamain lagta tha ke aisa matlab tum ne tum neye tum ne chaar din ke achhe ham se ji li hai to ham ko chhota dukha hai tumhein nahi pata main chaar haram ziyada parh rakhe tum ke yeh wali ego bhi aati thi kabhi bhi plus kiya tha jo dostoN ka kore group hai jo aik dosre ke liye hain hi khare hi hainsaare филier the tu aapas mein tu hum jite jate the na raat ko aapas mein tu ek dusre ko bataate the na kahay rahe hain tu kya baat kar rahe bhai tera nahi ho ga kuch to kaise duniya mein kisi ke liye nahi ho ga tu woh sahara bhi tu tha hi na do aur филier ki taraf aap ko le jata tha lekin wapas nahi le jata tha seem day mujhe bai chaans ka inves la flip ka mail aaya hoa tha achha kah chaar minute ka support agar agar intrested aap sham ko chhe baje a jaana kuchwoh raha hum yahan reject hue, yahan cyber ap ki building thi thore door, aaye gaon dekhte aate hain kahin ho raha hai yahan pe, chala gaya main, koi chh sau rupe lagte the is time pe, char minute karne ke, dene padte the, dene padte the, acha, milte nahi the, nahi, open mic main shuru main paisa dene padte the, okay, teen sau rupe ap ki fees thi, okay, aur aik open milta tha teen sau rupetu das jo naye larkay hain jinhen karna hai naye larkay larkiyan aayen ge agar aap ko karna hai to das woh log das apne saath le kar aayen ge tab ja ke to chalis bharen ge na bees log kyunkay jo perfarmer hai woh to dusre perfarmer par nahi hazai ga woh ego ki wajah se nahi woh yaad kar raha hai apnamujhe aagla jaana hai to woh sun bhi nahin raah woh kya bol rahaa hai agar woh sun bhi sun bhi leta hai to woh agar usne pehlay perform kar diya to woh apni perform analyse kar rahaa hai kya dekhen aik problem hoti hai is liye saath mein jo bande aate they teen jinnat people jinhein woh hastay they jo mere saath koi thaa nahin nahin laaye ja rahi haibri khuubsurat lagti hai bas jab gari ke saamne aati to bahut bire haal hote hain yahan hain kya? ziyada hain kya? itni ziyada nahi hai hamari taraf nahi hain to gaya main sar kisan iss sab se darta hai woh kheet mein yeh jungli simmer to sar us ke baad bus gaye hum stage mein gaye chaar minute karne tha chaar minute mein maine shayadteen ya chaar laf liye achhe laf yeh kab likha ga kaun sar kuch nahin likha tha is mein se main ne main ne yahi bataya ja ke soot pahen ke gaya tha interview dene pahen laga rakkha tha main ne pahli laain jati hai boli main ne kaha dekh kar lag raha hai bahut chheenogy kar ta hoon main ne kaha main kuch nahin kar ta main taiyaar ho ke aaye hoon apne ghar se be ajjuon ne ghara gaya aur main aise hi hans hans ke bolay ja raha tha main freshman tha apne aap ki mazaq urraaneNahiin ga yaar kuch ho hi nahiin raha main UPSC ki taiyaari kar raha tha phir us ke oopar pata nahi kya jok bole main ne do teen char jok aisi kuch bolta raha ho gaya mujhe jo aankhein manager the woh ab mere manager hain jo kainals ke manager the achcha unho ne bola ke bhai tum nechreli bohat nechral laga mujhe tera aik to karne aage bhi tu main ne kaha theek hai kar lain ge aage bhi kar lia agla spot dia unho ne paanch minute kaphir aagli baar diya unho ne paanch minute ka nawaid aayephir aise paanch paanch minit karaao ga kuchh chhe mahina banaya material us time likha phir khub woh phir mujhe maza nahi lagaa main ne kaha yeh kitni badiya jaab hai ya jo bhi hai yeh kitni badiya cheez hai to mazaak urra sakte ho main bahut dilkush insaan hoon mujhe bahut mazaak urrane mein aur mazaak apne oopar urwaane mein to main ne kaha yeh karein ge phir dere dere seekha jo pay raiting kaise hoti hai kaise call back kaise kehte hain kyapata nahi chhota sa chhota sa master class dijiye mujhe chhota sa master class aap ko dijiye matlab mein basikli jo mein daigest type ki commitee maksim karta hoon daigest enkedotl commitee hoti hai enkedotl is mein mein apne qisa suna raha hoon aap ko ab mein kuch kuch part mera ab observationl commitee bhi hota hai beach mein woh kya hota hai mein abzor kar ke kya cheez aap jaise mera dubai ka ek set hai is mein woh abzroyAnekdoot bhi hai woh ke aik qissa mere saath yeh hua tha balkay us mein observation jokes hain ke for a person like me who went to Dubai for the first time us ke saamne faraari aayi aur main soch raha hoon ke us ke engine meinkeh anjan mein kahaaN peh kya laga hua agar jo is airayon mein mein dekh raha hoon wahaan dag gaya is ki kyunkah mujhe nahiin pata farari bhai hum ne to fiction mein to dekhi hai hum ne to aisi se kuch observation kya observations ki mein ne keh boorch kaleefa ke neeche kadro gay ek cheez dekh ti hai oqaat keh yeh bohat jata hoon chahiyeh hum ab bhi nahiin hai paise mein se aisa lagta hoon india mein baith ke tumhein lagta hoon keh paise mein dobara ja ke samajh mein aajata hoon kuch hi nahiin haiaap aik story ko phroute ho gaye aap yahan se nikle is story se phir aap ne aik sagway liya aise ghoom ke aap wapas isi jagah peh aagaye to teen char joke extra joke mar ke phir aap wapas wahiin aagaye to aise kar kar yeh sab seekha phir us pe likhna chalo gaya phir phir main bus ruka hi nahi din ke teen open mic kar rahe haindili garhngaahuo nauida roz jaa rahe hain achha aur dili mein play ground committee studio khula baneeta humaara dost hai baneeto pri aur unhein khula un ke haathon mein parha hi rehta tha isi matlab mein tha main soo kahool doonga do bajay ka show daal doonga khol doonga aur us waqt khud hi pamphlet baatata tha bahar ja ke ke aisay log jaa rahe hain hum ne kaha chhutkalay soona woh fraternity ghoom raha hai ke nahin sunnayphir mehgi kha raha hai us ke paas phir chhuplay pri kaf shay aan jaate thein unhein le aate the khuch paanch chh log jaate the ham stage par chadh jaate the paanch chh log bahut hain sim joke(char) bajay phulqal ho raha hai pagal ho gaye un log sim joke chh bajay koi nahin hai sa hai to baithay hain ke yeh acha hai ki bara haiphir aath baju dobara drive ho raha hai sim joek ab aadhe log nase hai to ab bahut ziyada confusion badh gaya hai ke yaar ye samajh nahin aarhe logon ko ke aadha pahni hai ke kya hai isi game main saal suwa saal nikla gaya to ghar main kuchh batana pada deedee ka pata tha dono dinon ko pata tha badi sister ko to pura hi pata tha kyunke jaise pahle din karne kya to us din video le kar aaya tha achcha woh video laine ke paiseaur paisay de inhon ne to bataya ke inhon ne ja ke video dekha ke di dekho yeh kar gaya hun phir inhon ne bataya ke main angiz kontinishnali kar raha hun kar raha hun aaye bhi woh aik do show pe aaye bhi jab main aaja ghanta karne laga tha tab to inhon ko pata tha phir parents ko chhah mahine bad bola ke abhi main kuch kar raha hun aik baar yeh kar lenay do kar ke Dekh lenay do is baar main paka waqat karne chala jaoonga aur kuch nahi karunga lifebas phir ho gaya is mein ho gaya to phir kuch bolna hi nahin para pehli baar mashoor kab mahsus kya? mashoor kab mahsus kya? main ne to isi din kar lia jis din mere do sau ticket bhi gaye the pehla show dala tha ek June do jaar bees do jaar bees? nainasanis aprail mein video daali thi kya hota hai na aap internet par viral ho sakte ho aap ke virality hone ke baad konverjan hota hai ya nahi game woh hai mujh se aap ko meri video achi lagi hai aap bahut achche hain par kya aap meri nexus video ka wait karo ge ke aap ko main itna achcha lagya gaya ke aap paanch sau hazar rupe kharch kar ke mujhe dekh rahe hain aur milne aate hainaur jab bhi koi aurdin aap ka show dekhne aati hai na woh event far deyn aisa nahi ke ghar se nikle doodh le ke waapis aagaye woh apne saare doston ko batayenge hum ne ticket liya hai rishte daroon ko batayenge woh poore din subah sochein kya pahnna hai kya nahi pahnna hai kiss time pahunchana hai kya khana hai event far deyn to kya itna doge mujheagar word ho gaye to hi hai kuch baat warna views to kisi kuch cheez ke aa sakte hain internet hue woh to ji si bi ke khajai ke bhi hain hai na to phir jab main pehla show daala tha main dilli mein saut ex mein daala tha to woh us ke do sau tikkat bigay do sau seat daali thi do sau tikkat bigay woh khicha kuch aik chhat pe badi aisa naya naya room khula tha woh chhat penaam nahin aata raha mujhe kya woh khola tha unhon ne is pe bhriya us din laga tha ke ya mujhe agiya do sau log dekhnay aaye ghar se aur sab bhi keh rahe hain ke mujhe apni waxing video chatting video lagta hai aur aur video nikalo aap mujhe lag raha hai aur to material nahin hai mere par yeh to ek ghanta banana parega bhi jo bhi hai apni aardin mein kirad alag tareekay se behif karta hai yeh mujhe is time pata chalaachha aap ke fans jab aap ki audience jab aap ki jab audience ban jaaye jab aap ko dekhne aate hain log they are way more different than everybody's audience mixed sitting together in a comedy club that's way different aap ke jokes automaticallyaap ki riidm woh samajhte hain, aap kitni bhi tez bolo ge woh pakar le gaye ge is baat ko kyunkay unho ne aap ka woh tariqah aata hai un ko, woh releyt ziyada karte hain aap se kuch wakil bahut aaye the is show mein kyunkay saund eks mein rehte hain wakil to woh log releyt karte hain jin ladkon ke chesh pah bahut baal hain woh aake mujhe bol rahe hain ke bhai deekho mere bhi bhai se is se baal hai yeh sab ko ab reyleshang ab woh ban gaya hai kuch konnecshan ban gaya hai baiskiliwoh sab cheezen main bohat achi lagi tab se hi mujhe lag gaya tha ke main woh to gaya hoon kuch phir tickets continuous bikte rahe hain phir hum ne hum ne india tour daala india tour ke hum ne bohat sare states main daala bangalor daala ahmedabad daala cheni daala kolkata daalatu har jagah jab tickets biknay lagay main laga kah bilkul woh jo exactly kisi ko chahiye hota hai woh mujhe qosmat ne plate main proze ke diya hai tu lay ai that kah ab is main kitni bhi mehnat lag jaye main thak nahi sakta tu woh din hai aur aaj ka din hai sar mujhe pata nahi main kab dhang se soya tha main hoi main sadak pe hoon main hawa main hoon phir main hoon nin bahut priesis ho gayipareeshis to ho gayi yahan sar phir mujhe lagta hai wohi baat hai na saari keh stainis saal to jiwan ke suya tha na kuchh kar to nahi rehte hum kisi bhi time so jaate the kisi bhi time utth jaate the rawan ne kaha aap lo aap lo to aur aisa bhi nahi hai ke matlab be-na kaam karne wala aadmi jo aadmi kaam nahi karta woh so ke thak ja raha haiduniya kafalim kar raha hai ke yeh kya yaar yeh ghra theek nahin hai are tu uttha nahin aath ghnTe se ghra theek hai woh to aisi harkatiyan main ne ki hain is ke baad agar main yeh tchi shikayatiyan karun ke mujhe nein nahin mil rahi hai to mujhe chhata lene chahiye mere moh pe jaisa bhi hai bahut acha hai balKul faris klass chal raha hai aur aisa bhi nahin ke nein balKul nahin mil rahi hai chhe ghnTe to soui jate hain woh tikroN mein kabhi panch sau gey phir | main soch hi raha tha main ne kaha pata nahi kyun koi bhi nahi talk raha to aisa weekend mile ga matlab week day weekend hota hai na hamara to main ne jo meri pahli kahani thi radio ki diwali ki raat main ek line thi | podcast |
keh ab main hotel ke itne kamron mein rehne lag gaya hoon keh jab hotel aata hai main aata hoon to lagta hai keh ghar aa gaya haan sunaya hoti hai main ne bhi ek line likhi thi sagar apne ge us mein use karta hai us ko keh mere hasti ki nai din shahron mein barh gayi ek ghar banane ki khawahish mein zindagi hotelon mein kar gayi to yeh main ne suni aap ki yeh kahani bhi suni main ne yeh line bhi suni aur bilkul yeh sach mein hi hota hai hotel matlab aap lagao na keh mujhe mujhe bangahmd abad ke major sitiz bata raha hun, kalkata mumbai, mumbai to matlab had kyunkeh mumbai mein shoes ke alawa bhi jata hun baqi kaam ke liye, shoot out ke liye, wahan mein utha hun matlab I know the entire staff of those hotels mein aise intar karta hun jaise mein apne purane kisi hostel ke logon se mil raha hun ke kya haal hai bhai, aray bhai kaise ho sab ko janta hun mein in ko, aise mein itna familiar ho gaye haintu wo sach baat hai itna trial karne ke baad hi hoti hai apne automaticaly room bhi seem hi leta hun ab to main lekin wahi wala room khol do mera jo hai taake ghora hi lage wo bilkul exactly rehta to life to interesting hai ye bus mujhe ek hi chez lagta hai itna trial karte hain aur main kisi sheher mein nahi ghoom aaj tak bas ek wo lagta hai ke mujh se koi puchhe ke have you been to all these cities aaj kal instagram par kuch chal raha hai haveseem he ye seem he awaaz itnee baar repeat hoti hai gaon mein beath ke kyunke sab pe seem bike hai sab log sab se kaifi bike uthaate hain sab ki seem awazen nikalti hain seem sadak pe chali hain seem jagah se toot ti hain seem tarah ki tootne wali awazen nikalti hainaaj bahot mahoul ho gya hai bhai ghar ka khana kha ke teen chai phi li hain bahot mahoul ho gya hai mere liye aaj agar kal chhuti na hoti to kal kaam na kar pata main ameer kab mahsous kia kabhi bhi nahi lekin freedom to spend money is you want abhi tak woh mail stone penty fifthousand rupe ka tha hammain ummeed karta hoon ke yeh aana shuru ho gaya paisa to mere paas aana shuru ho gaya pahle kuch june, july, august, september chaar mahine jo shows kie ek ke baad jo us waqt YouTube se bhi aaya pahla jo check aate hain YouTube se jo account mein aata hai aap ka woh aaya ab june maan lete hain june 2019 se jab paisa aaya to aate hain woaik bahut bara amount mujhe aik bahut bara amount mujhe ke aik mahine mein itna paisa a raha hai aap ke pas to mein tha ke itna to saal ka EM tha kabhi agar kaalt bhi kar raha hota to yahi package milta is se zyada to nahi mil sakta tha phir us ke baad woh amount barhta hi chala gaya aik time a gaya ke ab toab aik time aaya jab mujhe yeh pata chal gaya hai ke now my craft my this one hour or two hour stand up bit jo main ne likh rakhi hai yeh to machine hai paise shapne ki to mere upar hai mujhe kitna kaam karna hai kitne paise kamane jis din mun kare ga us din show dal doonga show karne chala jaoongatu kuwaid se pehle pehle tak main apne account main kaafi aamanaton se bahut saari aamanat tha ke mujhe log daun se praablam nahi hai ke log daun ho gaya hai to mujhe agle das saal ki bhi praablam nahi thi mujhe yeh tha ke koi road nahi hai aftar det to san bilkul hi change ho gaya phir to ab to mujhe ab to meri craft mere paas hai ab to meri audience hai na mere paas to jitna main kaam karna chaahun ga itne main kamaal hoon ga aik time ke baad yehaap ko pata hai ke aap aisa kharch nahi kar sakte aap kyunkay aap ki buddhi ke buddhi ka jo safir hai jitna woh ho sakta hai is main jo maximum shauq pura karna hai woh bhi is ke itne se parts ho jayega to main is ka kuch nahi kar sakta to now I have entered into the field of investments jis ka mujhe aayi bhi nahi thatuanvasment mein aise karta hoon ke koi mujh se aake bolta hai ke woh bohat achi jagah hai wahan par yeh cheez le lenay chahiye main kaha kaghaz le ao sign kar doon dekh kar nahin aoonga kuch nahin karoonga to mera koi mere paas kisi bhi account ka mere paas woh nahin hai access nahin hai sab rewaid bhai ke paas hai kuchkoi transfer aaj tak nahi mujhe app nahi chalani aati woh to papa ghar pe bhi agar paise bechna hai to rouhid bhai ko phone karna padta hai ke bech deje woh aapas mein kar leta hai jo bhi karna hai to bas mujhe yeh pata hai mere paas hai ab is se oopar uthe hain paise nahi dekha jata hai woh aik hi kuch bhi kar lein kya koi aisifaizikal ya matiral aspiyrishnz thi jo puri ki ya kiya thi woh ek mehngi gaadi li ya mehngi gaadi li to ais sach ek cheez gaadi ki thi woh bhi endiwar thi bachpan se ek gaadi jo dekhi thi woh endiwar thibolat ka shauq papa ki wajah se to pehle tractor socha tha main ne papa refuse kyun bhi zaroorat nahi hai kyunkay ab bohat sare log bohat sare ladke gaon mein yeh kaam karte hain ke they have their tractor aur wahi wahi qaray pe unhain joot ke chalte hain papa wagaira ki bhi umar ho gayi ab koi matlab nahi hai tha ek woh tha bolt poocha aap ne kya woh moment ki ab hum kar sakte hain afford kya hum kharid sakte hainnhein main ne aaj tak papa isey pochha nhein kiya mulat ka aana is ko unhon ne kis tarah se dekha unhon ne yeh chinta nhein hui ke yeh ura de ga paise ya I think main matlab manta hoon yeh main pehle bhi kahin bol chuka hoon ke jab lakshmi ane lagte hain kuch nhein bolte hain mere liye is family ka lekin yeh bura nhein maan jaye kuch aur nhein jaye is ko papa ne smjhaaya hai ke thora dhyan se rakhna aisa nhein kar jayemaiK Taison ka maneger ne us ka saath dhokha kar diya tha mere maneger mujh se koi dhokha nahin kar raha hai mujhe pata hai main kun ke saath kaam karta hoon kya hai aur unhen yeh bhi nahin pata kitna paisa hai kya hai but they know keh itna to hai keh he is doing well to ab pahle un ka tha keh they ask me keh wahi mujhe thora sa kuch do lakh rupe ki zaroorat haijab main janta tha kah aik aij group kay jis baat roll reverse ho chuka hai ab ab woh kuch hain aur main baap hoon lateef se nahin lekin ab main is tarah se pooch raha hoon woh mujh se pooch rahe hain kah bhai humein zaroorat hai agar hoon toh dhalwa deena mang nahin rahe yeh kaam important nahin hai yeh kaam chorra ja sakta hai lekin ho sakta hai toh ho bhi sakta hai toh main ne kaha ji piita ji ho jaye ga kara diya ghoom raha hoon nahin sirapnay logoN mein matlab jo meray balKul khaas hain un mein mein kabhi kabhi jis cheez se naaraaz hota hoon woh mein bol deta hoon raat mein aik darmiyan do bajay ke ab mujhay yeh waali cheez thori woh lagi bar ais sach ghumand balKul nahin aaya kyunkay mujhay personal aisay lagta hai ghumand aur naa ais insan mein aata hai jo hamesha se bara nahin hotaise kuch cheez mil jane ke baad realise hota hai ke haan yeh mujhe chahiyee thi aur mujhe mil gai aap ko btaya hum hamesha to bara aadmi to main apni class mein head boy tha na tum ne bachon se bara tha na daig tha na mere paas to main hamesha to bara aadmi tha jab main ne yeh bhi kar lia to main ne kuch extraordri nahi kiyahaan haan mujhe itna to karna hi tha is mein kya hai boli wud ki aik picture to kar ke dekni thi is mein kya hai to woh dimaag mein back of the mind chalta hai to is liye ghumand nahi aaya secondly mujhe personally bohat bohat achey se yeh baat pata hai ke audience ki wajah se main hoon meri wajah se audience nahi hai mujhe koi bhi replace kar sakta hai audience is ke paas chaley jayenge jesi main replace hoon ga to mere paas ghumand karne koi point nahi hai main abhi ghumand karun gi mere toh itney tiket bikte hain yeh hota haiaik minut lage ga aik minut lage ga literally mujhe aik meri bey wukufi jo meri bey wukufi hogi bhi nahi gilti se bhi ho sakta hai kabhi kuch ho jaye ga aik cheez aap ko khatm kar de gi to hamare nomn kuch nahi hai khush aadmi hai mujhe koi farq nahi padta ke sab se achhe se baat karta hoon mere jo close log hain unhein pata hai ke mujhe kis cheez ka kabhi kabhi kya lag jata hai woh unhein paise bhi pata chal jata hai mere beena bole bhi tab hiTu agar un se aap kabhi akele kuch ho gaye ke ghaman daakay to woh kahen ge bohat badtameez aate hain lekin main sirf is clause main hun kyunkay un ke saath nahin hota insaan to hun hi na kuch cheez to buri lagay gi aisa thore mein pataar gaoon ga mujhe bhi farq hi nahin padta bahar main kahin kuch nahin hoon main balakul naql tha aur gumnaami se darte hain? Nahin lagta hai wapas karloon ga kuch aur karloon galagta to hai ke yeh khatm ho jaye ga ya phir lekin kahin na kahin yeh bhi lagta hai ke ab to gumnaam nahin hoon ga rehnon ga to hi bas kitna naam hogaa aur kitna naam nahin hogaa woh wali baat hai aur yeh itna kar ke yeh bhi pata chal gaya ke kitna bhi kar lo kam hai is par ek limit to honi hi chaahiye ke tum isay sochte rehoke ke nahin abhi to mujhemujhe Trevor Nawaz se bhi ziyada bara stander mujhe nahi banana kisi se bara artist nahi banana mujhe jitna main hoon itna hi bara mujhe bas apna kaam karte rehna hai kitna bhi scale tak mujhe le jaye kitna bhi scale tak mujhe wapas le aayemujhe wohi rehna hai kyunkay ab is ki koi limit nahi hai agar maine is par sochna chalo kiya kuch to karna hai woh karna hai yeh karna hai to phir is ki phir to yeh wale yeh siyari chhat par laati hai na to khatam ho jati hai chhat par aa jate hain is ki chhatri nahi aayegi kabhi charhta hi chale jayenge phir ab aur aise aise junoon ka kya fayda jis se sukoon milta hi nahi to itna bhi nahi chahiye mere ko to chalo gumnaami ka koi darwar nahi hai kuch nahi to kuch to karloonyeh jo stand up ki duniya hai is ko kaise aap dekh rahe hain india mein jaise evolve kar rahi hai I think hum sab seekh rahe hain how to be a stand up comedian hum sab hum sab hi roz naya try karte hain hum roz hi koshish karte hain ke humain is heart form ke wire mein sab ko har baar kuch naya pata chalta hai ke achaaik cheez se main thora sa dukhi hoon ke bohat sarey log jo wairal hone chahiyay thay woh nahi hue hain pichhle do teen saalon mein kyunkay last wairal wairal insan jis ka convergence hua hai edactive ke woh gujral tha mere baad aya tha just chhe mahinay baad us ki video aayi thi bohat sarey ladkay hain jo jo kar rahey hain is se ziyada dazerb kartay hain bohat sari ladkiyan hain jo to bohat ziyada dazerb karti hain is se jo inhin mil raha haitu us se main thora sa dukhi hoon kay woh cheez ziyada honi chahiye aur us ka reason yeh hai kay India mein comedy clubs ka culture nahin ban paaya abhi tak India mein audience artist ke tickets lete hain stand-up comedy ke tickets nahin lete woh sirf yahan pe stand-up comedy hogi us baat ke paanch soo rupey nahin den ge hum ne yeh batao kaun aaye ga to hum tumhein paanch soo rupey den ge yeh difference US mein haiis mein aisa bhi kuch nahi hai ke is mein ordenance ki koi ghalti hai yeh culture banne mein yu es ko bhi pachas saath saal lagay hain to humein bahut time lagay ga bhi hum aise mohqiq log hain main sirf mohqiq manta hoon aur kuch bhi nahi mohqiq log jo artist ban gaye hain jin ki ticket lete hain log bahut sare mohqiq bhi hain jin ke lene chaiye the par nahi lete hain aur super super fast tariqe se yeh ayyal kar rahi hai industry roz matlubkisi kisi siTez mein main ja ke perform kar raha hai jin ke mein ne naam hee nahin suna tha jo mujhe wahan ja ke pata chala hai ke oh esa big siTe, good siTe bus humare ke bhi nazron mein nahin aai kyunkay hum ne is cheez per kabhi neyz mein nahin aai to achhi khaasi waal kar rahi hai, achha bhaala logon ko rizeigen mil raha hai jo log kar rahe hain kaam ghar sab ke chal rahe hainnaam aik waibl kariyar opción bn chuka hai bn chuka hai bat naam jinho mein un ki baat karun jinho naam aur jin ka ziyada milna chahiye tha un ke baat karun un ke liye do kya advise industry bohat acha kar rahi hai bohat shandar kya is ko apne craft pe apni writing pe aur kaam karne ki zaroorat hai? kis ko? stand up comedy bilkul sir bilkul bohat ziyada zaroorat hai abhi to kuch likha hi nahi hai kisi neAbhi toh is liye viral hua hai sab kuch kyunkay pehli bar aya tha sar ji mein nahin kehna chahta aap hi keh rahe hoon mein apne moon se haan nahin mein bata raha na yeh sab is liye chala hai kyunkay pehli bar aik different cheez aayi thi yeh sab is liye chali hai abhi toh kuch nahin kisi ne kaha abhi toh pata hi nahin hai kia kia abhi toh hum yehi pehle hamein is baat par oulu hona pary keh kis limit tak keh sakte hain kia topic uthaya ja sakta hai insaan kis tarahktna is ka daerah hogA is baat ko karne ka kah is se oopar nahiin jaana hai is se neechay rehna hai jaana hai to kis particular type ke audience mein jaana hai kidhar nahiin jaana hai show aisa likh diya hai kah show 255 ke heij group ko ticket bechni hai udhar wise ofend ho sakte hain kuch bhi ho sakte hain bahut saari cheezein hain abhi har cheeze seekhni hai har cheeze karni padi gayi to stand up mein to kuch bhi nahiin likha kisi ne bahut mehnat karni padi gishayad hum se das pindar saal baad log aaen ge jo achcha likhain ge tab pata chale ga ke hum ne to kuchh bhi nahi likha tha hai tab tak hosakta hai hum bohat achcha likhne to hum yeh bata dein ke hum ne is time bohat gandha likha tha jaise abhi jo show mein karta hoon mere saare kaam ko agar aap mila loge to is se fanni kam hosakta hailekinn tasweer bohat zyada hai kuchh logon ko fini zyada lag sakta hai lekin is se behtar likhne ki koshish karein main ne is ko aise to main dere dere behtar hi karta jaunga ab jo mera behtar hai jo mera duniya ke nazron mein aaj best ho sakta hai to mehndrah saal baad mein hi bol dunga ke | ye itni kharab baat karni nahi chahiye to ye jhoot bahut achha ho sakta tha ke ye kuch nahi to main to mantaa hun abhi bahut kuch likhna waqai hai kuch bhi nahi likha hum ne aisa mein fail ki bahut khubsurat craft hai ye lekin jaise abeezio lengu ke pryog yamain janta hun jabkay main samajhta hun kay jo stereotypes hain, example kay logon ka mazaaq udana hai, jin cheezon ko hum homer generate karne ke liye istemaal karte hain, hum homer | podcast |
ku an baisakhiyon ki hamesha aashktah hai ya kya main bohat ziyada super sensitive point ov view larha hun is main main super sensitive point ov view larha hun larha hun larha hun larha hun larha hun larha hun yeh super sensitive hai doosra waala point to theek hai woh karne ki zaroorat haiwaisay bhi committee woh ilaawa bhi nahin karti hai punching down es note ilaawa par making fun of women making fun of all kinds up people par wohi main keh raha hoon keh | aap itna balankiṭ bhi nahin kah sakte kyunkah komiti iz baat making fun aap kisi ka to muzak uraiyenge ya kisi stthti ka muzak uraiyenge aap ek balankiṭ woh bhi nahin kah sakte to wohi jaisa aap pahle kah rahe the ke kis had tak jaana hai aur kis had tak nahin jaana hai bat jaise kis vurḍz ka bhi hai keagar aap aik room mein hain jahan par jitne bhi soo log hain hazar log hain jo aik umar ke hain aur aik woh soo aur yeh theek hai lekin jaise abhi aap ne meri aath saal ki beti ko suna ke woh aap ko dekhti hai kyunkay us ke maan dekhti hai | podcast |
so internet ke youg mein woh kaantinent kisi ke paas bhi jaayega kya woh kisi tarah ki zimma daria laata hai laana chahiye laata bhi hai laana bhi chahiye bt zimma daria dono taraf se hamaare oopar hamaare oopar yeh log agar dekh rahe hain to un par bara praabaah na pare kutt saal ke bachche par woh zimma daria bhi hai lekin ek bees saal ke larka jo language use karta hai usey is ki language mein hasana bhi hamaari zimma daria hai balkeh ham saint...tu main sirf achhi baatein kar ke chala jaoonga to point we need to understand is ke ek show jab likhta hai ek adhan do ghante ka show hai mera main ne do ghante ka show likha hai har joke aap ke liye hai hi nahiya to main class mein ja ke karon ke 8C mein karon aaj to ek jaisa pandrah minute kar ke aa jaon ga yeh sirf 8C ke liye tha yeh 12C mein badal jaon ga yeh kar jaon ga mere paas option nahi hai mere show pe 16 plus likha hai 16 plus could be anything ab woh aap ka do hazaar ki janta a ke baith gayi hai mujhe nahi pata kahin pe kya age group baitha hai kya and it's not possible for me as a writer as a performer ke main do ghante ke do ghante sare jokes aap koaap ke liye likhe mein ne mere jo show ka kuchh part se aap relate karenge kuchh part se baise se chubees saal ka bachcha relate karega kuchh paitis kuchh pachas saal jab mein parent ki baat kar raha hoon sari batin hoti hain ek yeh zimma dhari hai jo poori karni hai second zimma dhari ab isi ka part mein aati hai jab mein baise se tees ki baat kar raha hoon what we should understand is ke humjoo words hum kar rahe hain stage se halankeh har cheez mein aik wuh hai ke aap isay over nahi kar sakte beena baat mein har line mein aik gaali daalon ga us ka koi point hi nahi hai jo OTT mein bhi mein dekh raha hoon ke wuh haan nahi hai us ka point nahi haiwoh to phir woh bilkul is mein ho gaya hai ke tumhein dialog mein craft jaise tumhein lagiN to thora sa dimaag lagane pade ga aik gaali dete hain yahaan behtareen aur ekters kya hain ke pehli baar gaali dene ko mil raha hai to woh de bahut achaye sar hain audition ko pehli baar sunne ko mil raha hai woh sun bahut achaye sar hain to humaare is mein kuch lines aisi hoti hain jin meinju matlub woh tone hi aisi ban gayi hai dili ki language mein koi banda koi agar kisi ko daaye ga to woh pehle ek gaali lagane ke baad hi woh sentence bolay ga to I will replicate the same thing to make it more relatable to the audience yeh cheez hai ke main fauton mein use na karon aur karun to jahan peh bilkul zaroorat ho exact wahan pe ho also we need to understand hai ke jo=larkay hamaare 18 saal se 30 saal 35 saal haamari age 40 bhi in factjab larkay wapas main baithtay hainun ki language bohot alag hoti hai woh log tameez se baat nahin karte ek dusre se bohot different language hai dostoN se milte hain bohot different language hai jo aapas mein use hoti hai aur bachpan ke dost se same language use hoti aarahi aaj tak ij katni bhi ho gayi ho dekhiN to woh ek cheez hai wahi insaan jab apni family ke saath baitha hai us ki language bilkul different ho gayi hai bachche ke saamne hum woh wali baat nahin karengeab is mein yeh hota hai ke kuch jokes jab hum kar he ladkon ke rahe hain jab hum baat he chhe ladkon ke doston ke baithay kar rahe hain agar mein ne is pore promise mein tameez dal di to us ka point he khatam ho gaya karne ka to us mein to woh point aaye ga he aaye ga ke bhai yeh aise he baat karte hain aapas mein aur ab jab aap ek audience hain to aap yeh sochne ki zaroorat hai ke yeh ek ladkon ka group hai jo wahan baith ke yeh baat kar rahe hain woh aise he baat karen gehu hi nahin sakta woh tameez se baat kar dekh doosre se to woh preeimiez kya diya gaya hai aap ko?kis tarah se diya gaya hai for example main aap ko aise koi situation bata raha hoon keh is situation main yeh yeh kar raha hai toh you cannot just see the joke you have to see the situation keh us ne kyu achha yeh yahan pe use kar raha hai agar aap isay pura is tarah se len ge jis tarah se woh likha gaya hai jis tarah se woh present girah ja raha hai toh you will not find it bad or anything asal main hoeya kya hai keh and it's not just stand up comedy matlab main | main pyaarast nahi hoon warna hona chahta hoon lekin hua yeh keh pornografi to hamesha dekhi jaati thi aur jo dekhte the un ke apne jo bhi hai apne daaire the apne VHS tips the ya veter becouz di internet insure ki aap aise daaire nahi bana sakte haintu yeh jo gaon ke bachche hain yahan pe shaam ko internet speeds bahut kam ho jati hain okay lekin jin log pornografi dekh rahe hain acha ups a gaye hain jis ke business models pornografi par best hain wahan atlasist semi pornografi par best hain anyokans hain woh hundredz millionz dollars funding race kar rahe hain baghairah baghairah naaoYa aan laen gaimbling gaimbling hamesha se hui hai lekin internet era mein wo sab ko sahj roop se uplabd ho gayi aur wahan aap kontrolz nahi kar paaye kia us mein daush gaimbling ka nahi hai? Wo to paandhon ke saamne se exit kar rahi haiaap ek samaaj ke tor peh kis cheez ya kis umar ya kis tabqe ki pohanch kis cheez tak chahte ho kyunkay yeh hum nahin kontrol kar paaye abhi tak to agar technology kar de kyunkay kaantinent ka kya asar hota hai logon ke minds peh es ko mujhe lagta hai bohat under estimaat kiya jaata hai kaantinent eknayukliar pāwar hai kahāniyāñ chhṭkalē quwiyātēñ yē wōh nahīñ hai jō āp ṭhīk hai āp jab sab kām khatam kartē thē us kē bād kartē thē lekin āj kī ṭāqat mēñ chūnkah kāntēnṭ kō ḍaisimnīṭ karnā itnā ēt'nē baṛē lēvēl pē hō gayā hai yē nahīñ kē āp mahīnē mēñ ēk bār ēk nāṭak dēkhnē jātē thē ab āp āj apnē fōn pē dās nāṭak dēkh saktē hō ēk hī dīn mēñtu mujhe lagta hai ke khas tor par apna kaam kar rahe hain aur woh zimma dари se hum shaayed karen ge lekin jis pleyt form ke zariye kar rahe hain agar woh in logon ke paas bhi pohanch raha hai jin ke liye woh matlab nahi haimain apne laeen par rawiya karta hoon ab yeh khayaal nahin hai lekin yeh hota hai keh jab aap youtube jase plat farm par jate hain aur ek bachcha jab kahin bhi shuru kar ke kahin khatam pahunchay ga aap ko nahin pata aur yeh main nahin janta keh usay pyaarnet usay communikaytor teen mere roshan daan hain jo | podcast |
main sochta hoon is baare mein bahut zaroori cheez hai sochna ek YouTube to karta bhi hai kuch to kids YouTube par lagay hain aur agar kuch mujhe mutlaq ham not shor kaise hota hai agar apne aaj aaj group dal do gey is mein to woh aap ko session change kar deta hai kuch to not full proof achha out triote ok bhai yeh ek hai kyunkay bhai | jo agar send up komydeen hai aur woh aik tareeqah ka hyumer karta hai aur aik tareeqah ki audien ke liye jisa main ne kaha ke agar woh aik kamre ke andar hai to may be agar is cheez ke liye log mind full houn ke thonsa na jayeZabardasti nah ho jaisa aap ne kaha ke agar sahaj roop se hai ek baar mein TV diskshan mein tha yeh gana aaya tha DK Bose us ke baad to saamne ek handi ke bahut bade likha the bahut bade likha the aurunhon ne kaha ke jee aap is liye gane mein filmi ganon mein gaaliyon ke aane ka virod kar rahe hain kyunke aap ghareeb ke paon ko apne drawing room mein nahin aane daina chahte hain okaymain ne kahii to yeh to bohat hee klasssT baat hai ke kya ghareeb hee galaayan deta hai jaise filmon mein hai, agar aap soondar ko describe kar rahe hain ke ekbooti samajh ke mujh ko kha jao ya jo bhi gaana hai woh hai aisaa gaana mujhe pata hai main kayi baar suntaa hoon acha yahaan tak pahunch gaye ab main kuchh nahi bolta acha yeh see what what bothers me is ke jo creator hai na woh apni taqatya tou nahin janta ya janta hai aur us ko zimah dary se yuz nahin kar raha zimah dary ka matlab sirf yeh nahin hai ke nahin nahin main tou aaj se sab achhi baat kiya filmoun mein log mrte nahin the filmoun mein hathiyan hoti thi filmoun mein bure log hote the walan hote the lekin filmoun mein aap ke brain ke tukre tukre hona aur intrio ka aap ke pet ke dukhna us ka life tele kaas nahin hota tha aur nah zaroori hai aaj bhi zaroori nahin haikyunkah sex as a titillation kaam karna band kar gaya to violence as a titillation use kia ja raha hai matlab aap ne itna dekha liya sexual content aap ne violent content kyunkah filmon mein tha tab sensor ho ke aata tha bharat ke context mein ab woh freely available hai woh uncensored hai aur OTT platforms pe haimain ottee te jab dekhta hoon to main jab kabhi bhi dekhta hoon main chhup ke dekhta hoon matlab meri beti kamre mein na a jaye us waqt main am mind full of date kyunke main koi bhi scene dek raha hoon ho sakta hai otts trending film ho do ghante ki lekin do minute us mein ho jis mein kuchh itna greezli violence ho jis ki shayad aushkata nahin thi ek klaari agar uthati hai wahi peh scene ko kat kya ja sakta hai mujhe nahin dekhne ki zaroorat nahinpar yeh jo vyazrm aagay hai that that troubles me as a as a communicator aur main is ki baat karta hoon main koi aisa | podcast |
pyaarast ya saound nahin karna chahta hai aise bhi open tu discussion hai hainliss discussion hai kitna bhi kar sakta hai aur agar is par debate karnay lagay tu donon taraf se aap ke paas hazar hazar points aa sakte hain har do minute mein mein bas jo personally mein jo baat karta hoon woh mujhe jo cheez khata hai woh jo aap ne start ki thi jo baat se ke internet internet showd not be freely availableagar aap apnay mehnat say paisa kama kay is say aap content consume karway gay to aap sirf wahi content consume karway gay jis tarah ka aap ko pasand hai jo aap dekhna chahtay thay jo aap kay liay shayad banaya gaya tha aap character jo aap ki oddest dhoond raha tha aap kay saath tak ana chahiay tha free hone kay wajah say aap nay sab kuch consume kar lia mujhay is say problem nahin kay aap nay content consume kia nahin kia agar aapmatlab I am one of the products of that free internet absolutely main is ki wajah se viral hoon but mera point itna sa hai ke itna content available hone ke baad now mobile is controlling youbaalakal jab aap ko aik haath mein rakhi hui cheez aur yeh nahin keh mein nahin hoon kontrol mein bhi kontrol hoon mobile se koi badi baat nahin is mein woh to mein is se koi baat nahin karta bas to koi barq nahin parta aaj to char bar ting ting ki hai abhi dekhte raho kis ka instagram hai yeh mera dost hai sunkal piyey yeh ab ghar ja raha hai jab yeh shaam ko office se ghar jata hai to yeh rail bhejta haitu chaar paanch chhe chhe jab aik saath aati hain wohi rail hain us ki saari tu yahi hai rail har tarah ka container su se shaam tak dekh rahe ho to mujhe pas us time pe lagta hai ke hum bohat ziyada control ho gaye hain mobile se at leastkuch to aisa hamen apshn mile do din ke liye mad do internet kam sa paanch din de do is mein kuch to chhuti hona udhar wise aane wale time mein yeh bohat sara hoga ke parents aisi tarah control karne ke liye unhen kya sikhaana chahiye kya nahi sikhaana chahiye mujhe to lagta hai is chakkar mein time itna waise kar rahe hain jawan bachche hamara demographic divide utna wohi age group matalab hamen is timeaisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke hum aisa ke humhum ne college kar liya, main ne college kar liya, aap ne to pehlay college kar liya masti bohat ziyada kare hai jiski koi had nahi thi aur aap kisi ki masti kisi se compensate nahi kar sakte kyunkay har time ki masti alag hai un dinon jo hoti thi masti is mein jo pick pe ho sakti thi hum ne woh kare aik bhi selfie nahi hai lekinsari yahaan basi hui hai ek ek baat shayad isi baat ki wajah se main iss par har tarah ke jog bhi bana leta hoon mujhe apne sare dasti yaad hai mujhe jagah yaad hai kahin pe ki thi kya nahi kya tha main ne is liye aap se phone pe poocha ke syedaapoor wale raaste pe us wale raaste pe kyunke gaye hoon mujhe pata hai woh to ab jo har cheez mobile mein hi record honi shuru ho jayegi jab aap ke chhe dostoon mein se ek dost aap ka sirf video hi banatawoh to sirf video banata raha gaya to yadiyn nahin rahin gi yadiyn hain yadiyn document ho rahi hain phir woh document hona yaad ka I don't think itna effective hoga jitna hamare mind mein hai aur aik group aik vacation ki aik vacation ki group photo dek ke jitni yaad aap vacation ki kar sakte ho itni woh video dek ke nahin kar sakte kyunkay video mein jo jo aap ke samne graphic aaye ga sirf itna hi itna dimaag chale gaaur aik baar jab aap group photo dekh te thee gaye thee shamla gaye thee hum sare dost paanch chah dost hum shamla gaye thee is ke aik photo mil jaye face book pe to phone kah sab yaad aajata hai kah bhai yaad hai tujhe to wahaan se gira gaya tha phir yeh hoa gaya tha woh hoa gaya tha I think that was a beautiful time this is also a beautiful time but pata nahi yeh bhi debatable hai kitna bhi kar sakte hain is par people can say internet ki wise inhen education bhi to mili rahi hai easy education is accessiblelekkin mein apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne | woh isee baat pe thee keh jo gaon mein seijal crimes barh rahe hain aur us ki aik story khaas isi pe thee jis ne us ko correlate hundred percent barh rahe hain auraur us ko muqaabla kiya tha ke barhte hue daata kausts aur barhte hue crimes aur kayi exports ne kaha ke yeh jo aap ne wshiya uthaya hai yeh us par nahin dekha jata us ki wajah hai ke internet ke free valley beeli beeliity aur isi tarah pornography ki wajah hai jo aisi tarah actions ke liye deta hai | podcast |
Rabma tu keh parhai ka free mein awailabil ho jo keh main keh raha hoon keh haan haan haan exactly is ke pesay lo parhai ka free mein awailabil ho to haan sahih baat hai haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haan haanjayse jo mere dimaag mein siim thot aata tha keha rahe tum bare ho to aap hamien sikha rahe ho ke hamien nahin pata ho main yeh nahin keh raha hoon main yeh bhi nahin keh raha hoon ke tumhare hath se mobile chheena chahta hoon main bas bata raha hoon ke is se tumhara dimaag kharab ho raha hai samajhna ho samajho to karo main kuchh nahin kar sakta is se main bas bata sakta hoon kyunkay mera ho raha hai jab mera is level pe a ke ho raha haimujhe aisa ziyada rehta hoon, mujhe aisa ziyada maal karta hoon, mujhe aisa ziyada maal karta hoon, mujhe aisa ziyada maal karta hoon, mujhe aisa ziyada maal karta hoon, mujhe aisa ziyada maal karta hoon, mujhe aisa ziyada maal karta hoonsamjhdar to nahin hoon main kuch cheezon ki samajh aa jati hai kuch aap laki ho jaate ho kabhi kuch time achha aa jata shayad aap ka to aap ki zindagi ki track pe aa jati hai baqi samjhdar to main kahin se kahin tak nahin hoon sir main bohat koshish karta hoon ke main simsultiyan nah kruun main jese therapy mein bhi hoon tomujhe apni behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareen behtareenpärñts ne nahin sikayaa is ki shikayat bilkal nahin hai kyunkay unhon ne atlas parha diya un ke haath mein jitna thaa unhon ne kar diya khud se sikhhne ka kisi ne bola hi nahin khud se sikhh loyeh cheez seekhni paray gi yeh aani chahiye yeh important hai aap ke rishtay ke liye aap ki dostiyon ke liye to is liye main chahta hun ke main yeh sab seekh loon to samajhdaar to abhi nahi hun samajhdaar shayad kabhi bhi nahi hota hun ga humesha kyunkay kuch ek to seekhne ki acha hai man mein to jis insan ke seekhne ki acha hai woh samajhdaar to apne aap ke hi declare kare ga is se har baar samajh mein aaye gi na kuch aur ki bhai kuch ekbohat mehsoos niyat hai bohat mehsoos niyat hai bohat mehsoos niyat hai bohat mehsoos niyat hai bohat mehsoos niyat hai bohat mehsoos niyat hai bohat mehsoos niyat hai | tu kuchh tu kharaab chalna hai tu bahut ziyada samajhte ho sab ko saar baat ki nahin ho sakti jaise main jab apne aap ko dekhta hoon tu meri being ka bahut bara hissa haikeh main manta hoon keh kayee cheezein mujhe nahin aati hain jo main karta hoon aur stage peh bhi main agar kaghaz dhond raha hoon aur fumble kar raha hoon ya apni lyrics ga raha hoon aur bhool ja raha hoon to main bata deta hoon bhai aap shak mund karein ga main nahin likha yeh hai to woh woh built in hai it makes you more human I feel aesi kia cheezein theen jin ko aap | podcast |
jin par kaam karna chahte the jis ki qarar aap therapy mein gaye mere saath aisa ho gaya tha kih jab main 2017 mein pehli baar gaya tha mujhe pani piya gaya gayi mujhe tab bohot ziyada anxious ho gaya tha mujhe us waqt mein kyunkih main mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujheaik woh waali cheez bhi thi jab khali dimaagh shaitaan kay ghar hota hai ab hazaar tees roz toh yeh kahawatein experience say hi gayi gayi hoon gay huN logon nay jab koi itni purani chali aa rahi haiN toh wohi waala aik woh tha faiz phir ab jab yeh aaya mera mera stand off stand off chala fit phir jab mein ab therapy mein gaya tab I wanted to learn few things about myself kah yeh mere saath kyuN ho raha haikeh main kisi bhi cheez par aise kyun beheef karta hoon jaise keh agar main kisi releshnship main hoon kisi bhi tarah ki dosti ki mere girl friend hui ya phir mere parents hue kuch bhi hue to mujhe kahin na kahin na mera aik agar mann lo mujhe koi cheez kharab lag gayi aap mere meter hain aap ki baat mujhe kharab lag gayi to main koshish karunga keh main aap se katra start ho jaonmain aap ko confront nahin karun ga main door bhagun ga is situation se aur phir ek time aaye ga jab main bus khud hi apne dimaag meinkyunke koi bhi baat aap ko mumment par kharab lagta hai, ek time baad aap ko lagta hai ke yeh itni kharab to nahi lag rahi thi, hone to nahi chahiye, yeh itna kya series ho gaya main is baat par, aisa nahi har cheez, kuch baat hai. lekin jab mujhe lagta tha ke yeh ab kharab lagne wali baat nahi thi to. kyunke main confront kyun nahi karta hoon, main kyun kisi insan ko nahi bol paata hoon ke bhai yeh... is se resolve kyun nahi karta hoon? haan resolve nahi karta hoonmujhe bara hai nahin lagta har insaan ko lagta hai is mein doosra yeh hai ke mujhe kisi ki baat bahut achi bhi lag rahi hai to main tund bol deta hoon to main tund bol deta hoon ke aap ki baat bahut achi lag rahi hai mujhe sab ko khush rakhna achcha lagta hai ke koi mujh se dukhi nahin hogaameri imij kharab jaye gi hai yeh mera yeh hai ya main kyun konfrand nahi kar pata yeh sab cheezein mujhe yeh janna tha main bahut machor ho gaya tha ke main ne yeh socha ke mujhe yeh sab janna hai mere paise a gaye the main ne kaha agar paise a gaye hain aur science mujhe kuch bata sakti hai kyun nahi aao pata karte hain kia hai agar pantiis hazar hi hote to | iss baat ko bhi mujhe apne apne aap se mahsos nahin tha. lekin yeh bhi ivard hai ke aap apni jo bhi chalnjaz hain soch ke ya duniya ko dekhne ke tariqe ke iss k baray mein mukhr ho ke baat kar rahe hain. kyunkay ziyada log nahin karte, nahin karna chahte, aik taboo rehta hai. haan ji. keh therapis k pas ja rahe hain, yeh bhi aik, haan. main to is liye show mein bhi bolta hu, matlab | podcast |
ye kisi bhi cheez ke liye tabu nahin ho sakta ye aisi tarah ki therapy hai meri kamar mein dard hai bhai meri doctor se daba lia ke kamar theek kar do mera dimaag theek kar do is mein kya hai lekin log pagal bolne lagte hain ke pagal ho is mein bhi ek cheez hai cultural difference jis se theek hone mein bohat time le ga jo baat mein aap se abhi keh raha hoon hum dono baat kar rahe hain aaj kyonke hum dono ek industry kethik thak se paath haiN, riprizent karte haiN wahaN se aur do ab ek achhe si chat pe baith ke achhe achhi baateN kar rahe haiN yahi seem abhi meri chat pe chalte haiN mere gaan mein aur wahaN ja ke main aise bolta huN ke aise main doctor ke paas gaye ke mera dimaag thik kar do meri mummy keh de gi ke dimaag kaise kharab ho gaye to main shaadi nahi ho gayi yeh sab nahi bola gaya to woh difference hai ab main unheinho bhi sakta hai meri maan ab na bole lekin aaj se das saal pehle to hundred percent bolti hai maan to ab inhain samjhaane baith jaun main to keh mund naheen lag raha hai jo apne school mein hain main inhain samjhaane nahi baith sakta lekin inhon ne bahut saare behaviours agar woh therapy mein jayenge to inhain pata chale ga lekin inhon ne isay kabhi nahi research kar sakta lekin inhon ne apni zindagi ko zindagi ke mutaabiq zindagi ke mutaabiq zindagi ke mutaabiqab papa khud bolta hai mere liye ke mera to bolna chal raha haitu aap nahiN unhon ne baatin suni kiunke unhon ne apne zindagi ke bohat ziyada waqt aisay nikaal diya to unhon ne lagta hai aur woh hain bhi bhai un ka zikr bohat bara hai tab hi un logon ne aisay sietchiyon mein yeh sab nikaal diya lekin yeh nahi yani ke unhon ne bohat ziyada waqt nikaal diya lekin unhon ne bohat ziyada waqt nikaal diya lekin unhon ne bohat ziyada waqt nikaal diya lekin unhon ne bohat ziyada waqt nikaal diyausi mein bhi main usi cheez mein aap ko bataun jo aap bol rahe ho 2017 mein jab gaya tha when I was doing nothing tab nahi bataaya to main ne bhi kisi hu kah main therapy mein gaya hun ab bata raha hoon kyunkay ab main revisit se ja raha hoon mujhe jaan na hai ab main pari shaan hoon to mujhe theek karo is time pe main kuch nahi kar raha tha mere dimaag mein yeh bhi aata tha kah agar main ne bataaya kah main therapy mein ja raha hoon to log kehain ge kahkuch karata to hai nahin ab yeh bahane aur bana raha hai ke dimagh man nahin lag raha pagal ho gaya kuch karo ge nahin to man lag kaise lagay ga yeh tanon se bhi mujhe dar tha is time par to yeh thora time main better ho gaya ab to main fikar karta hoon ke aik baar aap therapy le letay aur therapy aap par asar karne lagti hai to aap bata dete ho tab aap ko pata chal jata hai ke kuch nahin is main koi bhi insaan le ga to is se pata chale jaye ga ke kuch nahin hai yeh bahut khubsurat hai aur mainjo kisi bhi mere saath hai main nahin chahta ke mere wajah se koi bhi insaan safar kare kyunkay main apna bagaj le ke ghoom raha hoon ab yeh mere pichhle do teen char mahinay ke fayisle hain ke main mustaqbil main aisa chahta hoon ke main apne aap ko ziyada theek kar loon kyunkay main bahut sare aise moments kar chuka hoon apne saathkese? jese yeh waali baat mujhe pata nahi thi ke main aim ai ai peoples plz aur oh not to is chakkar mein mujhe pata hi nahi tha ke mere saath mein kyu karta hoon is chakkar mein bohat sare jagahon pe jahan pe mujhe bolna chaahiye tha main ne bola nahijahan peh nahin bolna chahiye tha wahan peh main ne tareef kar di kai baar ho gaya aisa mujhe khush karna hai mujhe bhagna hai is situation mein se kyunkay main bohat non clashes aadmi hoon is ka reason yahi hai ke ek to main chahta hi nahin hoon ke clash ho main ne itne jhagre dekha apne mammapa kemaira mann hai nahin hai ab jhagra dekhne ka karne ka sunne ka ya bolne ka kuch nahin mann maira is mein phir main aisi situation mein main chhup hu ya phaltu bol ja raha hu phir woh trigger ho ja rahi hai cheezein kuch ho jata hai kabhi kuch kabhi phir lagta hai ke yaar yeh kaise ho gaya aur aap ko ek do din baad realize hota hai ke kyun hua hoga wohi sab mein bas theek karne hain aur mujhe time lagay ga abhi abhi nahin hai agar maira mind balakul acha hai tochaar kaam aur likh loon ga, dar nahin lage ga ke yeh khatm to nahin ho jaye ga, yeh sab bhi to sab theek ho jaye ga na, to main koshish kar raha hoon ke woh sab karon. mujhe aisa hai ke main aisa khwahish karne ke liye khwahish karta hoon. | apni khwaahish ya kisi dusrey ki khwaahish, aisey logon ki khwaahish, thheek hai aur main us sey apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apneaik bahut mere qareebi dost hai un ki patni bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah se un ko bahut samiyah seaur woh bahut naraz thay aur main aur aik derh saal tak unhon ne mujh se kuch nahin kaha aur aik din main ne aisi hi un ko message kiya unhon ne message kiya ke main ne kabhi aisi bohat khayali shakhs nahin dekha phir main un se milne gaya phir main ne un ko bataya keye aik chalnj hai ke main apnay beythnay kay liyay kaam nahi kar sakta. jab meri mahm kahda gaya to main nay us kay liyay kaam nahi kia. main nay us kay liyay kaam nahi kia. abhi tak? kya aap aisa yaqeen karty hain ke yeh nahi hua hai? nahi, nahi, to? lekinmain apne apne apne apne apne apne apnehar ghante mein targrez hote hain woh beti yahan tha us ne yeh kaha tha yeh aap ne ullamha kiya tha jo break up hota hai ya koi bhi laus hota hai relationship mujhe pata hai ke main third person ke aur sony ko dekh raha hoon ke boss yeh issue hai doosre ka bhi tum lausbhai jab kisi ke pariwar mein koi guzarta hai main Twitter pe tak tweet nahi karta hoon kyunkay main lagta hoon bhai tum kitne farzi ho kya bolo ge tum yaar kya bolo un ke dukh ke hisab se kya bolo ge main hasas karta hoon dukh bahut internalise kar leta hoon aur aap jante hain agar main kisi ke ghar mein janta hoon ya kisi ke ghar mein janta hoon ya kisi ke ghar mein janta hoon | podcast |
boot sayray logon ke saath issue hai boot sayray logon ke saath issue hai boot sayray logon ke saath issue hai boot sayray logon ke saath issue hai | kyonkay pehla jaanna hai phir apnay aap ko oopar karna hai kuchh bhi reason ho skta hai kia jo log dusron ko hasilatay hain un main say woh sab andar say khush to nahin hotay hain ya hotay hain kuch hotay hain kuch nahin hotay hain nahin kia logon ko hasa paana aik inch sense of happiness say ata hai | podcast |
aslam aliKom airyon, aaj ka show hai thora special kyunkah aaj hamaray pas aaye hai yasir bhai jo hamaray guest hai aur sath sath aik kafi achchay urdu poet hai aur yasir bhai kay baray main kuch kahoon to kam hai kyunkah bohat hi achchay insan, bohat hi achchay shayar aur hamaraymatlab pi ijdi skolar hai abhi abhi research kar rahe hain aur bohat ziyada bohat ziyada acha likhte hain aur muhabbat ke baare mein aaj hum baat karen ge muhabbat ke sare afsanay un ke sunay ge jo bhi yasir bhai muhabbat ke baare mein samajhte hain aaj yasir bhai hamare saath woh discuss karen ge aur saath saath main bhi kuch baatein karun ga to yasir bhai mera pehla sawal aap se ki yeh muhabbat kya hai bhai muhabbat ki baat karte hain chale | tu muhabbat woh rehmat hai jo ahl-e zarf ko hasil hai yeh woh baab hai jo har kitaab mein nahin hota Allah ki taraf se kuch log chune jaate hain jin par yeh rehmat nazar hoti hai ke woh muhabbat ke miyaar tak aas ke is liye hum kehte hain ke muhabbat kalandaron ka rakhs se miyaan muhabbat kalandaron ka rakhs se miyaan yeh laadlon ki bus ki baat nahinaap yaad rakhein ke aap ek khubsurat shakhs se kabhi mohabbat nahin kartay ye jumla hi ghalat hai mohabbat jab aap karne lagtay hain to woh shakhs aap ko khubsurat sab se husn lagnay lagta hai mohabbat ek insani fitrat hai jo humein alag karti hai har us shay se jo bay jaan pari hai is duniya mein | podcast |
log hi samajh nahi pate ke unhen mohabbat kab hoti hai unhen mohabbat ka pata hi nahi hai yeh mohabbat hai bhi ya nahi to kaise pata chalti hai ke aap mohabbat mein hain mohabbat jab hoti hai na to aap aap nahi rehte woh ho jate hain aap khud ko aur use hum ganne lagte hain aap is ke raston se rasta poochna lagte hain | mahIBUT insaan ko hauslah deeti hai use bechain nahin karti aap agar bechain ho rahe ho to aap khudarah khudarah dekhiye mujhe to nahin lagta aap mohabbat main main aksar yeh baat kehta rehta hoon ke jise aap mohabbat karte hain na usse yeh baat zaroor kahay ke main tera kamaya huwa paise hoon to jidr chahe mujhe kharch kar mohabbat ab nahin hogi yeh kuch din baad main hogi | podcast |
guzar jain ge jab yeh din yeh un ki yaad mein hogi wah kya baat bhai yeh nazm hai pata nahin kais ki magar bohot zabardast nazm hai ab aati hai ab aati hai baat log logon ko hamesha mohabbat ke badle mohabbat nahin miltee hai logon ko mohabbat ke badle hamesha mohabbat nahin miltee unhein mohabbat ke badle daga ملتi ہے saza miltee hai aur log kehte hain ke jo aik tarafah mohabbat hoti hai badi khubsurat hoti hai | main is baat se balakul ittefaq nahi rakhta main jab muhabbat ki baat karta hoon to main do tarfa muhabbat ki wqaalat karta hoon muhabbat tab muhabbat kehlati hai jab ek hi tarah ke jazbaat donon taraf se paida ho ek tarfa muhabbat ko main muhabbat nahi manta yeh ek aisi lahasil khwahish hai jis ko ek shakhs zad bana ke esa safar shuroo karna lagta hai jis ki koi manzil nahi hoti tafazzulmahbet aik chanaw ka rishta hai jis mein aap aise shakhs ko chante hain jo aap ke dil ko bha jae lekin yeh zaroori hai aap ke saath saath is shakhs ke dil mein bhi yehi jazbaat yehi fakra yehi mahbet paida ho warnah aap yeh samajh lijie aap ne aik ghalat shakhs ko chan lia jo kabhi aap ki khatir bana hi nahi tha main aksar kehta hoon keh zd pe nahi mohabbat pe urri jae zd pe urriengetu majnun ka khtab aap ke ghle bhān diya jaye ga bahut khatarnaak baat ki aap ne yeh to aap bol rahe hain ke ek taraf mohabbat mohabbat hai hi nahin yeh to ek zad hai jis ko aap follow kar rahe hain jis ke peechhe aap pagal hue ja rahe hain aap ne ghalat shakhs ko chun liya aur use zad bana rahe hain is ke ghle padd rahe hain dekhain mohabbatmajnun banney ka naam nahin hai mohabbat barbaad honey ka naam nahin hai mohabbat hausla deti hai bechain nahin karti agar aap bechain ho rahey ho to aap mohabbat mein nahin hain aap kisi zad ko pakray hue hain to zad ko chor ke mohabbat par utth jaain | podcast |
mohabbat kya hai is insaan se poochho jis ne dil tootne ke baad bhi is ka intezar kya kya baat samajh rahe ho baat agar kisi insaan ka dil toota hai aur woh phir bhi is insaan ki aas mein intezar kar raha hota hai to woh ek tarfa mohabbat ise kehe kiunke ab kisi ne is ka dil tora hai to zaahir si baat hai woh shayad is ko mohabbat nahin karti huyi to jab kisi ne is ka dil tora hai aur woh phir bhi intezar kar rahe to woh mohabbat nahin hai kya | dekhen baat darasal itni si hai mohabbat aik chunao ka rishta hai jis mein aap shakhs ko chintay ho kisi shakhs ko chintay ho to aap se chunay mein ghalatiyan bhi ho sakti hai ghalatiyon ko sazah bhi ja sakta hai aap mohabbat ko zid kab tak banayenge dekhen mohabbat ka matlab majnu hona nahin hai pagal pan nahin hai mohabbat insan ko hasslah deti hai taqat deti hai dekhen aap abhi baat kar rahe thay be-vafai kibey wafai peh baat karne se pehle main ek bahut zaroori baat kahoon ga jis mohabbat se aap ne kisi ka haath thama tha jab chorhni ki baari aaye to isi mohabbat se us ko rawanah kare matlab?isay zillil na kare logon ke beech baatein na achcha le agar aap aisa karte hain to aap sab se darpok sab se kam zarf insaan kehte hain dekhen darmiyan mohabbat na rahi to kyaa darmiyan mohabbat na rahi to kyaa teri izzat teri aabru teri chadar sab sar aankhon par maaf kar de bewafaikyunkeh jis shakhs se mohabbat ho us shakhs se adawat nahin hoti yeh hai keh aur kya ho muqarrar saza us harjaayi ki aur kya ho muqarrar saza us harjaayi ki woh shakhs hai bey wafaa yeh baat hai ruswaayi ki mohabbat se bey wafaai karne wala shakhs apne aap mein hi ruswaai ho jata hai aap ko usse ruswaai karne ki koi zaroorat nahin | podcast |
tu isharah aik isi baat pe toot jaay khwaab tu koi aas kya rakhna toot jaay khwaab tu koi aas kya rakhna | pulkoN kay bheegnay ka hisaab kiya rakhnah? kiya baat hai? bas isi liyay muskura dety hain, apnay dukh say kisi ko udas kiya rakhnah? kiya baat hai? main is baat pay aap ko kuch aik shair suna deta hoon kih, musallah hai bohat darmiyan khudaaya, jism hai qaid rooh pariishaan khudaaya.jwani mein kmar jhuknay lagi hai mein chand din ka lagta hun mehman khud aaya bakhtay hain log mohabbat mein aksar yeh ishq tu lagta hai dukan khud aaya meri jaan hi meri jaan le rahi hai mera mout se kya hoga nuqsan khud aaya khilona jaan kar woh tod gaya haimain is shakhs ko lagta hoon be jaan khudaaya dekhein yeh baat yaad rakhe tafzel koi shakhs aap ko chhor ke jaana chaahe isey ba izazt jaane de kyunkay baagi log achhe muashre mein nahin rehte aur koi shakhs aap se qatra bar ki wafa kare aap par farz banta hai ke aap wafa ke samundar bahaa dedekhen philosophy of love kya hai mohabbat ki ek hi philosophy hai wafa ke badle wafa bus koi shakhs aap se wafa na kar sake to isey jaane de balke jaane de hamare india ke ek boht bada shaayar hai vikram gaurwoh farmate hain ke wagarna to bay wafai kise kab maaf hai to meri jaan hai so tujh ko sab maaf hai kyun poochti ho ke main ne tum ko maaf kr diya khamosh ho gaya hoon main mtlb maaf hai dekha aap ne jis shakhs se mohabbat kri hai aap us shakhs se adawat nahi kr skte | podcast |
kya baat ki bhai main to isi baat main main ko ek shah jata hai koi rishta nya ya purana nahi hota koi rishta nya ya purana nahi hota zindagi ka har pal suhana nahi hota | juda huna to qismat ki baat hai juda huna to qismat ki baat hai par judai ka matlab bulana nahi hota kiya baat dekhen mera ek dost hai jo mujh se aksar poochta rahata tha yaar mujhe lagta hai larkiyan ziyada be-wafa hoti hain mujhe lagta hai larkiyan ziyada be-wafa hoti hain to ye bhi ek bahut critical question hai jo public ke mindset mein circle karta rahata hota haidekhen bey wafaee na tu mard karta hai na hi aurat ye to shaitani fitrat hai jis ka insaniyat se koi taluq nahin aap kisi se mohabbat ka wada karnay se pehle yahi wada apne aap se kiya karen kyunkay logon se jhoot bolna to bara aasan hai apne aap se nahin | podcast |
dekhen aap haqeeqat ko logon se chhupa sakte hain apne aap se kaise chhupao ge yeh aap ne baat sahih kahii aur isi baat mein ek oshar kiya baat hai chale is dor ke insanon mein wafa dhoond rahe ho is dor ke insanon mein wafa dhoond rahe ho bare naadan hoon zehar ke sheeshay mein dawa dhoond rahe ho kya baat hai | kya baat huyi? matlab aap samajh rahe ho? ji balakul tafzil yeh baat yad rakhe dekhen log aksar log aksar bai-wafai ka shikar kyun hote hain main aap ko kuch cheezein bataun ga bahut fine cheezein hain lekin bahut ziyada meter karti hain dekhen jo mard abhi tak apni behn ko dost na banana saka ek larki us se wafa ki ummeed kar rahi hai inna Allah hi inna Allah hi rajuvah kya baat hai samjhlen iss baat ko dekhen muhabbat mein aksar log kya dekhte hain ke aik shakhs mujhe muhabbat mein kya de sakta hai gaadi bangla paisa galat hai bahut log de sakte hain aap yeh dekha karen ke yeh shakhs mere liye qurbaan kya kar sakta hai muhabbat mein yeh dekhna hota hai mere liye yeh shakhs chor kya sakta hai maslan do log hainaik shakhs kahata hai main aap se bohot mohabbat karta hoon aap ke liye gadi bangla paisa sab de sakta hoon aap ko doosra shakhs kahata hai main aap se bohot mohabbat karta hoon gadi bangla paisa sab qurban kar doonga aap ke khatir kis shakhs se mohabbat karenge aap kis shakhs ko chuniyenge aap yahan woh farq karna hai aap ko yahan woh farq karna hai aap ko jo aurat | podcast |
apni baap ki izzat ko laang ke aage barh jaye aik mard us se wafa ki ummeed karta hai inna Allahi wa inna Allahi raajiu isi baat mein phir aik aur shart deta hun to arz kiya hai mohabbat sikha kar juda ho gaya mohabbat sikha kar juda ho gaya na socha na samjha khfa ho gaya duniya mein kis ko ham apna kehe | ju apna tha wohi bey vafa ho gaya kya baat hai main aap ko kuchh sunata hoon tafzal khulus buri aik ada ke saath jaan le gaya woh bhi nafa ke saath ab talq be khabar hi rahe log mujh se main khuda ke saathwoh mujh se bas duaa chahta tha main chahta tha jise har duaa ke saath kamseeni mein hui ek mohabbat ek mohabbat ek be-wafaa ke saath samjhe tafazzal jab aap mohabbat karte hain na to ek frustration create hoti hai kisi insan mein ek rishte mein dekhen koi shakhs aap ke dil aur dimaag ke darmiyan tik jaayetu woh mohabbat nahin ek wohm hai kyunkeh dil se chahe jaane walay log damaag se soche nahin jaate samjhe baat ko aap kisi rishte mein hain aap ek rishte mein dil ki jagah damaag laga rahe hain to yeh ek rishta nahin balkeh do tarfa chaal kheli ja rahi hai jis mein do log ek dusre ko azma rahe hote hain tojab aap ko aisa mahsoos hone lagay ek rishtay mein to meri salah hai ke aap chhorr dein zad chhorr dein bohat zad chhorr dein kyunkeh main aksar kehta hoon ek rishtay mein dil lagna chahiye dimaagh nahin qabar par woh rone aaya hai qabar par woh rone aaya hai hum se pyaar hai yeh kehne haan | podcast |
qabar par woh rone aaya hai hum se pyaar hai yeh kehne jab zinda the to rolaya bahut tha jab zinda the to rolaya bahut tha ab aaraam se soyay hain to jagane aaye hain kya baat hai yeh sunain ke kaash tum moat hote ek din aate zaroor | kaash tum moat hote ek din aate zaroor afsos ke tum zindagi ho chhor ke jaoge zaroor bhai kiya baat hai bahut badiya narke ishq mein imtehaan mein un parh hoon teri yaad ke siwa mujhe kuch nahi aata bahut badiya bhai kiya baat hai dekhen tafzalakhtar kiya hota haikeh jab insaan ka dil toot'ta hai tu log mashware deinay lagtay hain. aap say yeh log kahay gay kay aagay barh'nay kay liay aap ko kisi shakhs ko buna zaroori hai. lekin main is baat say ittefaq nahin rakhta.tafqul waqt ki thapar waqt ki thapkay dono yad rakhy kis ne aap ko hasaya kis ne kitna rollaya dono yad rakhy dekhenmere ek senior hai doctor TIME ne un ke galon pe itne thapar mare woh main janta hoon unhon ne woh saare effect channelise kiye is pain ko channelise kiaabhie recently woh shakhs department of science and technology ki taraf se young scientist ka award pa gaya india ke top soil scientists mein us ka naam aata hai world ke renowned scientists us ke saath kaam karna chahte hain it's all because what he did he channelized all the emotions all the pain he got from this particular world so baat itni si hai ke apne emotions ko channelize karne sikhe | podcast |
zad pah uriN gay phir say kah raha hoon zad pah uriN gay to mujnun ka khuda aap kay sar bhAn diya jayega yah isi baat pah jo aap nay kaha naa bhai channlaise day peN to haqeeqat hai edian sab to chhoriN gay bhAi koi apna nahin hai akele aye akele jaana hai to isi baat pah aik ishar phir kuchh haar gayi taqdeer kiya baat kuchh haar gayi taqdeer kuchh toT gaye sapnay kiya baat | kuchh giyaron ne kiya barbaad kuchh bhool gaye apne kiya baat hai dekhen dekhen tafzal aik shakhs hai jis ko main bazldar ke naam se jaanta hoon woh mujh se aksar yeh kehta rehta tha keh agar aap ki ummeed kisi ne tor di aap ka dil kisi ne toratu ab aap agar ek naya rishta banana ja rahe hain to yeh baat hamesha yaad rakhe ke kisi be-wafa se agar aap be-inteha mohabbat kar sakte hain to is wafadar ke liye aap ko aakhri had tak jana pare ga matlab ek naya rishta banana se pehle aap ko yeh sochna chahiye ke jo aap ke saath mohabbat mein hue aap kisi aur ke saath nah karenas baat peh yeh aik shair hai ke us ne poocha badal gaye kaise tum us ne poocha badal gaye kaise tum main ne kaha theek waisay jaisay tum dekhain mere paas barbaad hona nahin hai mere paas mohabbat karna haimain mohabbat mein pata kis had tak gir sakta hoon ke main mohabbat mein kisi ke peer pad sakta hoon lekin main kisi bey-wafa ke aage sar nahin chuka sakta aap mujh se mohabbat karte hainmujh se mohabbat karne ka dawa karte hain main aap ke peer dono ke liye taiyaar hoon main aap ki jootian seedhi karne ke liye taiyaar hoon lekin aap be-wafa agar hai to main mud kar nahin dekhoonga palat kar nahin dekhoonga main aap ki aankhon pe kabhi rehmat nahin barsne doonga apni aankhon ki taraf sedekhen mohabbat ka aik usool hai wafa ke badle wafa main aakhri saans tak wafa kar sakta hoon lekin main kisi be-wafa pe zindagi warbaad nahin kar sakta to yeh aik bahut important baat hai jo youth ko samajhni hai mohabbatein karein lekin zid na rakhein apne dil main lekin zid na rakhein apne dil mainaap is ko samjhayay kah aap mohabbat mein nahin hain miyaan, aap aik zad paly hue hain. tafzal dekhyen, log aksar baat karte hain pehli mohabbat ki, aakhri mohabbat ki, | podcast |
kya aap ne is ke baare mein kya samjha? kya aap ne is ke baare mein kya samjha?dekhen tafzal? | mohabbat apnay aap main ek mukammal fael hai. kisi ka na hona us ka adhuraa nahin karta. mohabbat jis dam ho jaaye yeh issi dam mukammal ho jaati hai. matlaab? when you love and you truly love to esi dam aap ki mohabbat mukammal ho jaati hai. samjhay es baat ko. tafzal if someone leaves youunhone aap ke andar apni ehsas nahin kar sakta. unhonne aap ko kuchh burai experience de ga. yeh aap ki zikr hai ke is ehsas ko kisi jo isay behtr rakhta hai. yeh aik shakhs hai jo aik say dusray say dusray say taghayir karta hai. ehsas mustaqil rehta hai. ehsas aap ke saath rehta hai.mohabbat wohi hoti hai jab aap kisi ke saath nahin the yeh jumla ghalat hai ke pehli mohabbat dusri mohabbat insan pehla ya dusra ho sakta hai mohabbat pehli dusri dusri nahin hoaik shakhs hai mein unhein bohot manta hoon unhein apna teacher manta hoon woh farmaate hain kehwo farmatay hain ke bey wafaoN ko palat kar jo dekhye aag us shakhs ki aankhoN ko laga di jay dekhye jab aap mohabbat karayN khud say yeh ehd karayN ke yeh aakhri shakhs ho mery liyay jab aap ko koi chhor kay chala jayay tab agar aap us ki taraf dobara dekhyN to aap ek kamzor insan hain | podcast |
taraf aziz, kaise aap hi value men aur hi value woman ki tasawur dekhte hain? bhai hi value men, mere liye bhai, agar aap ne jo baat ki, bahut achi baat ki.haai walu men wauman hotey hain haai walu mere liye matlab kia bhai yuun neeto be saamun ho hez integratee ho hez ainstee ho hez firm ans daesijonz ho daazn lok beek keep suit goin and dil dikhaate nahin log ka bemman hee nahin karte sach mein matlab aik acha inssan to woh hee hai add de and jo kisi ka dil na dikhaaye jo apne kaam se kaam rakhe | itna yeh sawal mere liye hi nahin hai. yeh sawal main aap se karunga. kon hai ek unda insaan aur unda shakhs kon hai bhai? dekhain peshens, kmprumis aur laiyalti. yeh aik aisa tariqa hai jo aik shakhs ke liye pozis karne ki zaroorat hai. ab hi valu man ke baare main baat karen. is duniya main behtareen aadmiyon hain.jab ek chhota fermayi ek aadmi pahunch raha hai to woh apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apne apneaik dusre cheez, yeh bohat ahem cheez hai. aisa kah aisa kah aisa kah aisa kah aisa kah aisa kah | podcast |
bohat bohat sahih baat hai mujhe aap ke saath mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhe mujhebeen bataae us ne kyun yeh doori kar di been bataae us ne kyun yeh doori kar di bachchhar ke us ne mohabbat hi doori kar di mere muqaddar mein gum aaya to kya hua mere muqaddar mein gum aaya to kya hua khuda ne us ki khwahish to pory kar di kya baat hai yeh kya shaayar hai bohat bohat khoobsoorat us ki jawab mein kuch bolo ge aap | zehmatayn phir se guzaarah kartay hain kuch log mohabbat dobara kartay hain is dil ka tere bina kya karoonga kaat ke kuch tumhara kuch hamara kartay hain mera kaam hai un ki tasweer dekhna isi se aaj kal hum guzaarah kartay hain yeh roz roz ke tanza achay nahi dosta to agar khush nahi to kinaarah kartay hain kal raat chaand ko dekha to yeh ehsaas hua | podcast |
kul raat chaand ko dekha to yeh ehsaas hua tum akelae ho tumhein meri zaroorat ho ae khuda iss ko kisi aur ka na hone dena ae khuda iss ko kisi aur ka na hone dena warna umar bhar mujhe tujh se shikayat hoga kya baat hai maloom nahi hai na kya hoga kya maloom hai yeh jo uncertainty hai literally ek shakhs ka aap ka hona ya na hona | bahat hi uncertainty hai to jo woh shak hota hai woh shak us fact pe ke bhai will we ever make it main ne ek baar hi ek quote para tha main to us ka hoon woh kis ka hai yaar gar yeh sochoon to nein nahi aati to there is uncertainty sometimes you feel like that arz ki hai bhai | podcast |
mohbbat sikha kar juda ho gaya mohbbat sikha kar juda ho gaya nah socha nah samjha khfa ho gaya duniya main kis ko ham apna kahae jo apna tha wahi bewafa ho gaya kya baat hai yeh main ne phir se bola yeh main ne already bola tha yeh shaayar theek hai aage aate aap ko khatam aap ke paas itni shaayar thay ho gaya nahin to bolo phir bhai kuch kro chale kah main aap ko sunata hoon kah | tu ishq ka hi karzdar lagta hai mujhe yeh karz shandar lagta hai teri aankhon mein yeh khoon kaisa nazr yoon hai ke intezar lagta hai jisay tum yeh ishq kehte ho miyan yeh jismoon ka hi karobar lagta hai tu ishq ka hi karzdar lagta haivah bhai, bahut bahut bari hai. dekhen, mohabbat, jesa main ne aap ko kaha ke aisa behtareen ata farmayi hai. aur yahan sirf kuch log hain jo is preclear level pahchnatay hain. tafzal aap ko chhna rahe thay. yeh anwar masood sahab ki ek qasl hai, to arz kiya hai. | podcast |
kayun kisi aur ko dukh dard sunaun apnay apni aankhon se bhi main zakhm chhupaun apnay main to qaim hoon tere gham ki badolt werna | yun bikhra jaun ke khud hath na aun kya baat hai main sunata hoon aap ko ke shaam ka waqt dal ka kinarah main aur tum chay ki piyali ek shikarah main aur tum laila majnu heer ranjha un se pehle ishq ke pano ka hai hawalah main aur tumaik hi hai hum do se dono aik banay aik hi khwab ko hum ne swara mein aur tum hum se poocho hum se un ka rishta dost aik dooje ka hai sahara mein aur tum nishad ki wadi kashmir ka manzar pyara kya hai us ki boondon ne hai pukara mein aur tum | podcast |
yah bahata jahlem sard hawaye poochti hai phir kab milen ge bolo dobara main aur tum bohat badiya to arz kiya hai kaash tu chaand aur main sitara hota kaash tu chaand aur main sitara hota aasmaan mein aashiyana hamara hota log tumhein door se dekhte log tumhein door se dekhte | paas se dekhne ka haq sirf hamara hota kya baat hai dekhen Jon Sahib ka aik sher hai jo mere dil ke bohat qareeb hai Jon Sahib farmate hain ab kya taklif kare yeh kehne meinab kya takalluf karta yeh kehne mein jo bhi khush hai hum us se jalte hain jaan sahab ko samajhne ke liye kaleja chahiye aur mujhe lagta hai shaayri ki duniya mein jis ne jaan ko na samajha woh balakul na samajh haiab woh kuchh aakhirat mein kuchh kehna hai bhai | podcast |
keh hum ne nikah ko itna ziyada mushkil bana dia hai sab se bara chalnj young generation ke liye ban gaya hai kyunkay jo pichhli generation hain un ki rasmein aur riwaz khatam nahi hote ke yeh tradition yeh aise hona hai yeh aise hona hai jo cheez Allah ne aasan kari thi hum ne woh mushkil kar di | is liye main ziyada nikah main nahi jata shadiyon main nahi jata us din bhi aik khatoon aayi unhon ne kaha ke ji mera beta bees saal ke hai aur us ne kaha hai ke mujhe fulani aik ladki hai woh pasand hai to main us se shadi karna chahta hoon main chahta hoon ke aap us se mera nikah kara dein to main ne un ko samjhaiya ke is ko inkar na karen baghair pasand ke to shadi hai hi nahi islam main rizq ka konsept bacha apne parents ko samjha rahe hain ke jab woh meri zindagi main aayegi main ziyada mehnat karungaaur main inshaAllah apne pairoN pe khara ho jaaon ga lekin aap in kay liye ab jo hai raastay mein patthar daal rahe hain aur is kay liye mushkilein khari kar rahe hain to woh kis kay paas jaay ga pata nahin yeh kahin se kaunsipt le ke aaaye hain ke ji abhi bacha jo hai woh apne pairoN pe khara hoga to phir is kay baad jo hai us ki shaadi hogi phir hum teen so chaar so logon ko bhalayenge phir hum pachas hazar logon ke saamne namaish karenge social media par ke | podcast |
main ne aur meri family ne decide kia ke hum simple nikah karen ge aur Alhamdulillah hum ne bilkul aik simple nikah kia masjid mein aur main aaj tak us ki barkat apne nikah mein dekhti hoon zindagi jitni saada hogi khayal utna buland hoga comparison ne insaan ka sukuun tabah kar dias-salam alaykum doctor wasim kaise hain aap? wa alaykum as-salam mein bilkul theek tha al-hamdu lillah aap kaise hain theek hain? mein bilkul theek hoon al-hamdu lillah aaj aap se baat kar ke bohot ziyada achha lag raha hai kyunke mein aap ke podcast sunti rehti hoon aur mein aes ki kai ghanton ke aap ke podcast mein ne sunay hain aur aakhri tareekh mein aap ke saath baith ke baat karoonga to thank you time nikalne ke liye aur mein aham hoon ke is podcast se logon ko fayda ho | inshaaAllah ji muqsad to yahi hai ke logon ki zindagi mein aasani aaye khayal ki aasani aaye woh main jo hamara jo peruiz hai is poree videos banaane ka short banaane ka logon tak is message ko pahunchane ka ke log pareshan hain aur sukoon Allah ke zikar mein hai yahi aasan rasta hai bas log ek dafa chal ke to dekhen to bas yahi hamara message hai logon tak jaaye aur logon ke liye aasani ho | podcast |
tu chaliye phir aap se kuch sawal poochte hain aur ummeed yeh hai ke logon ko is se zaroor faida hogaa sab se pehle mein aap se poochna chahti hoon ke aap ki instagram profile pe likha hai a doctor prescribing wellness not pills matlab aap dawai deinay pe yakeen nahi rakhte jo ke bohot rare hai aaj ke time pe aaj to har cheez ki dawai available hai chahay woh supplements hi kyuun nahi ho to aap is concept mein kyuun believe karte hain ke dawaiyon pe yakeen nahi rakhte aap | dekhen main hoon medical doctor main ne MBBS kiya lekin jo main ne dekha na keh logon ka jo aik concept ban gaya hai na keh har masle ke liye goli hai yehi sab se bara masla hai agar hum last hundred years ko dekhen na keh insan ne jo khurak mein change ki hai foot ko process kiya hai Hazrat Wasef Ali Wasef Rahmatullah ka bara piyara jumla hai keh hum aaraam ki aarzu mein be-aaraam ho rahe hain Quran Pak ki ayat hai keh lakat khalq insantu proses foot ka intek hai likh af fizikal activity hai chhoti chhoti baat pe hum tension lete hain priyshani halaat ki wajah se nahi khayalaat ki wajah se hoti hai aur neend ka koi pattern nahi hai saari raat jaagte rehna saara din jo hai woh sotey rehna yahi ka hum apni asal se dur ho gaye hainaur us ki oopar bhi jo sab se bara jo masla hai logon ke saath ke log hal kisi aik goli ko smajhte hain ke jaise main koi aik medsin le loon ga to main theek ho jaoon ga. aap ko khud apne aap ko badalna pare ga khata ke zima darr aap ho jaenge ata ka zima darr Allah hai.tu doctor badalne ke sath khud ko bhi badalna aur un ka hath pakar ke un ko right direction mein le ke jana yeh main samajhta hoon ke tamam doctors ki zimmedari hain rasool Allah ki aik dua ke aye Allah main is ilm se panaah mangta hoon jo nafe nahi deto yahni kah doctor ka kaam to Allah ki hukm se mareez ki zindagi mein aasani laana hai to agar doctor jaanta hai kah mere mareez ki diet theek nahi hai exercise nahi karta time pe sota nahi hai chhoti baat ki tension leta hai to us ko kaise aik medicine se aaraam mil jaay ga lekin woh thora sa logon ki aik jo change aaya hai har cheez ke peechay jaldi se bhagnakeh koi agar yeh bata de ke mere paas aik nuskha hai jo aap ko aur night theek kar de ga to log un cheezein ke peeche ziyada bhagte hain halaanki haqeeqat yehi hai ke hum ne apni life style ko modify karna hai Allah zaalim nahi hai Allah bara meherban hai lekin Allah bhi un ki madad karta hai jo apni madad aap karte hain to doctor badalne ke saath khud ko bhi badalna hai agar to dawaiyon se bachna hai kuch whitmanz theek hai agar woh aap lete hain lekin woh bhi tab | podcast |
bilkul yahi baat hai kyunkay dwaiyaan koi jaadu nahi kar dein gi laif styel chanjez houn gay tab hi woh dwaiyaan bhi baadi pah kaam karen gi aesi hai jabkay aaj kay time pah har kisi ko jaldi hai kay mujhay laif styel chanjez nahi karnay hum to beesiyon saal say aesi rehtay aae hainbas duai de di jiye theek kare jotay se is cheez ko but that's not how our body works Allah ne ek nizam banaya hai and hamari body ka haq hai ke hum is ki care kare is ki sahih dekh bhal kare Allah ne humein yeh ek machine di hai is ki care karna hamara kaam hai | quran pak ki aik ayat hai ke Allah ne jo kuchh tumhein diya hai us ke mutalliq tum se sawal hoga to us wujood se barri koi ne'mat hai yani ke us ka bhi hum ne khayal rakhna hai aur aik formula jo hazrat wasif ali wasif rehmat Allah ki audio mein jo humein mila woh main logon tak bhi pahuncha raha hoon ke jahan Allah ne paaband kiya hai wahan azaad na hona jahan azaad kiya hai wahan paaband na honaAap yeh dekhen ke khaao piyo hadd se nah barho aur hum ne insaan ko mushkil ke liye paida keya hai agar is ki upper hi amal shuru ho jaye to yeh gheir zaroori adwiyaat to beech mein se waisi hi nikkal jaye in do batoon par amal nahin kar rahe kitni dawaiyon ke muhtaj ho gaye woh insaan kya taraqqi kare ga jis ke khurak ki jagah dawai khaani par rahi hai aur yeh hamara ilmiyah hai aaj ke jadeed dor kaaise teen laif satail chanjiz jo aap ne khud apni laif mein kiye aur aap rekomand karte hain aurun ko bhi keh woh yeh chanjiz karein. intarmit fasting ke mutalik logon ko pata hona chahiye ke Allah taala ne jo yeh fasting ki aik tarteeb rakhi hai Rasool Allah sallal lahu alaihi wasallam ki poori zindagi se haftay mein do rozay rakhna ke yeh fasting hum ne sirf ramzan tak mahdood nahin rakhi.hum ne fasting ko aise le ke chalna hai ke yeh hamara life style ka hissa ban jaye is ke saath saath time pe sonaTaim peh jagna is cheez ka bohat khayal rakhna hai hamari jo internal aik jo clock Allah ne set ki hai na woh jab tak set nahi hogi jab tak hum is raat Allah ne kisi maqsad ke liye banayi hai banayi hai din kisi maqsad ke liye banayi hai to is tarteeb ko set karna hai yeh main aasan aasan bata raha hoon aur jab bhi aap ne din ka start karna hai to fajar ke baad aap ne exercise lazmi karni hai yeh bais taim hai exercise ka agar aapjam ja sakte hain well and good nahein to aap ghar mein hi kuch dumbbells rakhen aur exercise kar ke aap apne kaam pe niklein Allah Taala ne energy ka aik pooraa chashma hamare andar rakha hua hai lekin us ko activate karti hai exercise to time pe soein intermittent fasting ko practice karen aur exercise karen aur woh bhi strength training to aap dekhain ge ke aap ki life badi bharpoor tariqe se inshaAllah guzre gi | podcast |
Taim peh sonay kay riGuarding mein zaroor aap say pochna chahungi specialy jo hamari generation hai ab fonz har waqt hath mein hotay hain aur kyunkay algorithemz itnay addictive banay gaye hain kay insan skral karta chala jaye aur usay waqt ka pata na lagay to taim peh sonay kay aap kay pas kuch tps hain kay ham jaldi aur waqt par so jayen kyunkay ai gas sare hormonal issues jo aaj kay taim pe milz ya fi milz ko ho rahay hain | woh sleep pattern ke distribute hone ki waja se hi ho rahe hain dekhen jab hum subah jese mein ne kaha na kaha hum fajar se din ka aagaz karen ge exercise karen ge pura din jab hum kaam karen ge raat tak hamara jism thak chuka hoga aur woh neend ko demand kare ga aap ne apne mobile ka usage hai na is ko kam se kam rakhna haijatni aap ke liye majboori hai itna is ko istemaal karen baqi nichear se kunnik karen books parhiN aisay tarah se koi aisi habees rakhen to iss se yeh hai ke aap yeh mobile ki lat aap ko nahin lagay gi problem sirf yeh hai ke saare hi mobile pe lage hain agar aap ek khandaan mein dekhen ke kitne log exercise karte hain kitne log time pe so’te hain to woh bahut kam hon ge to abhi hum ne khud se start karna hai aur hum ne dekhna hai ke yeh kiyon important haimain ne pichhle kuchh saalon mein is routine ko jab start kiya to main ne dekha ke main apne roz merah ke kaamon mein bhi bohat acha ho gaya Alhamdulillah woh aik rasool Allah salli Allah alihe wasallam ki hadith hai ke qaayi momin musalman behtar hai Allah ki nazar mein za'eef musalman setu qvi musalman ne pehley khud ko qvi kia hai na takay woh dheer sarey logon ki khidmat kar sake Allah ke dheer sarey kaam kar sake to Allah ne bhi apni jo hai na tareejh bata di hai ke mujhe kamzor banda nahin chahiye mujhe bhi taqatwar banda chahiye to is ke liye humein nature se connect hona pare ga yeh jo balke mobile ki lat hai ke aap baithe hue hain aur aap scroll kar rahe hain aur aap ko pata bhi nahin chala aur ghante guzar gaye aap ki aik to aankhon ko woh roshni raattu aik tu aap ney is cheez ko ghalat kar diya aur dusra yeh keh phir neend aaye gi bhi nahi keh aap jo woh deep sleep jo neend isha ke baad ki neend hai yeh to ab research bhi saabit kar rahi hai woh subah aap ko kisi surat bhi nahi mil sakti keh aap yeh soch rahe hain keh poori raat jaak ke agar aap subah 8 ghante so rahe hain main aise logon ko jaanta hoon jin ki ramzan mein routine hoti hai ke sehri tak jaakte hain aur us ke baad saara din sotey hain aur maghrib se kuchh dair pehle uthtey hainaur woh jo pata nahin woh apne oopar ehsaan kar rahe hote hain yeh rozah rak ke ya kya rozah to aap ki puri training hai aap ki jo hai nafs ke khilaf aap ka jihad hai ke aap ne pure din mein logon se intrek karna hai zaban se gaali nahin nikalni kisi se badtameezi nahin karni gusa nahin karnabhuk piyas ke bawajood jo hai aap ne kisi khane pene ki cheez ko haath nahin lagana takay aap ke andar bardaasht aaye sab se badi quwat quwat bardaasht hai aur hum jo har cheez mein hum ne apne liye jo aasaniyah dhoond li hai na yahi hamare liye masiyat khardi kar rahi hai to ek dafa zara life style active kar ke dekhen jab aap exercise karenge jab aap time pe soyenge time pe jagenge woh jo aap ki energy level honge na wohtu sehat ke liye to aap ko yeh saare ke saare steps uthane parayenge bolne ki baat nahin hai karne ka kaam hai aur ek dafaa karna shuru karen phir dekhen ke kitna maza aata hai kon sa insan nahin chahega ke us ke jism mein dard nah ho kon sa insan nahin chahega ke us ka jo poora jo body hai woh full active rahe aur woh behtareen tariqe se apne family ko bhi time de sake apne patients ko bhi time de sake urd-gird ke logon ko time de sake leekkyun ke insaan jo sust hua hota hai ham jannat se nikale hue log hain to hamen wapas aram pasandi ki taraf ke hamen baithay baithay sab kuch mil jaye lekin jab tak is duniya mein hain to Allah taala ne hamare ooper mushkilat lazim kar di hai to hum ne abhi apne is nafs ke aagay ja kejahad karna hai aur sab se pehle apne aap se shuru karna hai woh asal jahad jo hai woh to hai hi nafs ke khilaf jahad aik bara pyara fikra mujhe hazrat wasif ali wasif rehmatullah ka yaad aagaye is ka mafhoom hai ke un qareeb zimoor ki awaz par chalne walay sarkhro kar diye jayenge aur nafs ki hukm manne walay tabah o barbad kar diye jayengeyani kah yeh jo andar zimair ki jo aawaaz hai na woh aap ko hamesha sahih baat karti hai kah namaaz parhni hai time pe sona hai time pe jaagna hai bhook rukh ke khana hai apni laif mein discipline ko le ke aana hai lekin nafs woh sher jab aap us ko khila rahe hote ho to woh itna powerful ho jata hai kah woh phir aap ki roz marra ki jo routine hai na us mein aap ki asal se door kar deta hai aur asal yahi hai kah khao piyo hadd se na barho aur hum ne insaan ko mashqat ke liye | podcast |
So jo sunna life style hai, kam khana, ziyada mehnat karna, time pe sona, time pe uthna, namaazon ki pabandi rakhna, rozay rakhna, yeh ek insaan ke life style hai. Bilkul aisi hai aur main fasting jab se main ne karna shuru ki hai, | main yeh experience share karta raha hoon apna ke main ek research dekh raha tha jis main pata chala ke 48 ar fasting karne ke baad auto phage activate hoti hai yeh ek process hai jis ke zariye body apne aap ko khud heal karta hai to main ne kaha ke lets give it a trial dekhte hain ke aap kaise 48 arzon main agar fasting karte hain to kya us ka asar hogaaap yaqeen karen chalees ghante guzar gaye main bachoun ke saath khel raha hoon nah mujhe bhook ka aik ehsaas hai itna main lait feel kar raha hoon itna main acha mehsoos kar raha hoon energy level mere achhay hain aur main yeh soch raha hoon keh itna to log kha ke energetic nahi mehsoos karte jitna main fasting main mehsoos kar raha hoon agar din main ne hazrat wasif ali wasif ali ki audio suniis mein irshad farmate hain ke jitni tawanai faqe se behal hoti hai utna khane se kidhar behal hoti hai aur jin se ALLAH mohabbat karta hai un ko khana deta hai jin se ziyada mohabbat karta hai un ko faqe deta hai to main bilkul hi soch mein par gaya ke dekhen hum jo hai thori thori baat jo khane pine ki chizon ki pichhe bhag rahe hote hain isi ghulami ne humein kharab kar diya to fasting aap ko bara aik discipline sikhati hai to main to us ko baramain aap se poochna chahton gi ke Allah ke 99 naamz mein se Allah ka aisa konsa naam hai jo aap ke dil ke sab se ziyada qareeb hai? Ar-Rehman noolem ul-Qur'an khalq ul-insaan 'ilme al-bayan ke bada hi Rehman hai hamara rab jis ne humein Qur'an ka 'ilm diya insaan ko paida kiya aur usse bolne wala banaaya.tu yeh sab se bari jo Allah ki jo main sifat samajhta hoon na keh tum zamin walon par rehmat karo aasman wala tum par rehmat kare ga aur isi title ke saath rehmat Allah alayhi wasallam tu jis insaan ke dil mein narmi hai na jis ko narmi de di gayi na us ko tamam jahan ki khair de di gayi aur jis se narmi chhin li gayi jis ka dil pather ho gaya us se tamam jahan ki khair chhin li gayitu yeh aisi hai ke dil ka narm hona yeh bara zaroori hai aur yeh sifat aik rahmani sifat hai Allah ki sifat hai jo keh woh chahta hai ke mere bande bhi zaroor apni zindagi main is ko practice kren aur is ka maza chakhain ke jitni aap ki kainaat main Allah ka hissa hai itni Allah ki kainaat main aap ka hissa hai to jitna rahm ke saath chalo ge jitna aasaniyaan baantoge jitna maaf karo ge rahmatkehhte iss cheez ko hain jo humein hamari ghalatiyon ke nateeje se bachaye yani ke baray se bara gunah bhi Allah ke fazal se bara nahin hai Allah ka jo yeh sifat hai ya jo yeh naam hai yeh humein bari ummeed deta hai main to is ko yahi samajhta hoon ke jo insan Allah ki rehmot par ummeed rakhta hai to us ko kabhi bhi na ummeed nahin hona chahiye apne mustaqbil ko le ke to mere liye to yehi naam bara dil ke qareeb hai | podcast |
bilkul aur shaytan ka sab se bara hathiyar yahi hai keh insaan ko hoplis kar deta hai bilkul aisi keh tum ne itne gunah kar diye aur phir bhi tum ALLAH ke samne khare ho rahe ho tumhein sharm nahin a rahi yeh aise logon ke liye na yeh aap ne badi pyari baat ki mujhe es se na yeh hazrat ka hi fikr aaye ke jo gumrah na hue un ko raah pe ane ki lzzat ka andaza kaise hogga | tu yeh Allah ne tu wapsi ka darwaza khula rakha hai shart bas sidqe dil se tobah karne ki jab tak hamari saans chal rahe hain tab tak validity hai ke aap maafi mang sakte hain agar hum khula rakhte hain to darwaza khula rakha hai Allah ki jo rehmat ka darwaza hai woh khat khatane se pehle khul jata haiaur yahi kaunsipt hum ne apni younger generation ko bhi dena hai ke jo marzi ho jaye jitna marzi bhi door chale jao ye mat sochna ke jaise wapsi ka raasta band ho gaya ye jo fikra main ne bola na hazrat ka ke baray se bara gunah bhi Allah ke fazal se bara nahi hai to bas ne ilm ka dawa karenge ne amal ka dawa karenge Allah ke fazal ka dawa karengejoo main ne kia us peh istaghfar Allah aur joo Allah ne kia us peh Al-hamdulillah bus isi formula ke saath zindagi guzar te rehain inshaAllah kabhi bhi gumrah nahi honge inshaAllah | podcast |
inshaAllah inshaAllah aap ne extreme anxiety se paraayaa hai life mein ek bohat dark phase aaya tha aur phir us ke baad aap ne apni life mein aise kon se changes kiye jis se aap us dark phase se bahir nikal paaye aur ab aap is position mein hain ke aap aur logo ko un ki life ke dark phase se bahir nikaalte hain | dekhain meri to puri jo laif hai na agar main is ko dekhoo na kah mujhe bohat jaldi success mil gayi aur mujhe yahi bataya gaya tha bachpan mein kah jaise izzat mil jayegi paisa mil jayega short mil jayegi to bas yahi kafi hai lekin is ke baad excitement ka aana naWo Allah Ta'ala Ki Taraf Se Sab Se Bara Inaam Tha Kyunkeh Issi Angzeeti Ke Dauran Mein Ne Quran Tarjume Se Parhna Shuru Kia Mein Ne Hazrat Waasef Ali Waasef Rahmatullah Ko Sunna Shuru Kia Wo Rahat Jo Tumhen Sula Rahi Hai Iss Se Wo Takleef Behtar Hai Jo Tumhen Jaga Rahi Hai Yeh Jo Takaleef Aati Hain Yeh Allah Ke Qareeb Karne Ke Liye Aati Hain Aur Iss Dauran Mere Waldeen Barey Preshan The Mein Ek Hi Beta Hoon To Wo Dua Kar Rahe Thetu unhi duaon ke baad jab main ne audio ek Hazrat Wasif Ali Wasif ne kahie wesi random main search kar raha tha insaan jo paicharah talash main hota hai woh dhun raha hota hai ke kuch to milay jis se sukun milay to un ki ek audio aai jis main unhen ek baat boli ke agar tumhen sachcha ustaad mil jayetu maan baap ko na chhor daina un ki duaoun se hi tu sachcha ustaad milta hai tu woh pirnants ki duaaen thi jinhou ne un audious tak pahunchaya aur woh jo aik insaan jo us waqt us takleef se guzra raha tha us ko us waqt yeh ilm nahi tha k aage ja ke kitne logon tak woh baat jaani hai main agar angziyati se na guzra hota main kabhi bhi relate na kar paataye na nazar aane wali sab se khatarnaak bimari hai kyunkah ye aap ko hope less kar deti hai ye aap ko depression mein bhi kyunkah sixty percent log jo angziyati ka shikaar hote hain woh depression ka bhi shikaar hote hain aage ja ke lekin isi daar aan ye hazrat ka ek shayr hai woh main eat kar doon beech mein keh dushwaari hayaat kabhi mukhtasar na ho teri nigaah lutf agar hum safar na ho itna sitam na kar keh na ho luzat sitam itna karam na kar keh meri aankh tar na houtna sitam bhi na ho ke luzat sitam na ho aur utna karam bhi na ho ke aankh se aansu chale jaye to khushi gham zindagi ke saath chalte rehti hain aur bus insaan bara kuch seekh ta hai aur shayad isi liye yeh meri apni definition hai ke Allah taala takleef bhej ke aap ko mushkil mein daal kar us mushkil se nikalta hai taa ke aap dusr ko mushkil se nikal sakobehtrin baat yeh baat agar samajh lag jaye to kabhi bhi insaan takleef ka ghulla nah kare takleef ko bhi Allah ka ehsaan samajhe bahut sarey log woh message nahin samajh patay is liye ghulla karte rehtey hain jo log apni zindagi mein taklifon se guzarte hain un ki personality mein aik depth aa jati hai | podcast |
aur jin logon ke ooper azmaishiyan guzri hi nahin hoon un ki personaltiyas hokeli reh jati hain to mujhe aisay lagta hai jaise kai ek heera ko tarasha jata hai jitna woh under pressure ho utna woh aur qeemti hota chala jata hai. waisay hi Allah insaan ke saath karta hai jis insaan ko Allah chun ley us pe phir azmaishiyan aati hain par woh aur ziyada us ko khubsurat banati chali jati hain beks agar aap kabhi kisi cheez se guzre hain nahintu aap auron ki madad kaise karen ge aap auron ki baat sunen ge bhi tu aap ko lage ga ke yeh is ka kia sense banta hai jo ke pehle ke zamane mein bhi main bhi hota tha mental health issues wagaira pe log itna focus nahi karte the ke yeh aisa kuch nahi hota yeh sab kahne wali baatein hainlekince kyunkay ab log is se guzarte hain they can understand ke yeh cheezein exist kerti hain anxiety, depression yeh saari cheezein exist kerti hain and ab log relate kar pate hain ke kaisa feel hota hai aur ek dusre ki madad kar pate hain to yeh museebatein aana bhi Allah ki rehmat hai ke humein samajh aati hai dusre ki pariyaaniyon ki maine apni aik podcast main yeh baat mention ki thi ke main is liye anxiety ke upar ziyada kaam kar raha hoon kyunkay mujhe nahi suna gaya tha | kyunkeh jab aap kisi ko kehte ho to woh yehi kehta hai Hate Kute ho tumhein kya masla hai? Zaaheri taur par to kuchh nazar nahin aaraha hota na isi dairan mein ne ek sher parha tha jo mujhe yaad raha keh kaisy guzar rahi hai sabhi pouchhte hain log kaisy guzaarta hoon koi pouchhta nahin to jis pe guzarti hai na wohi jaanta hai aur main isi ka yehi ek misaal deta hoon keh sabght Allah Allah ka rang na to Allah apna rang charha raha hota hai rang zara paka charhtu yeh laif ka lisn hota hai jo aap ko groom kar raha hota hai aap ko polish kar raha hota hai tu is mein basal yahi hai keh gilah nahin karna main aik misaal deta hoon keh jitna insaan gilah karta hai utna wasaayseen barhte hain jitna shukar karta hai utna yaqeen barhta hai jitna yaqeen barhta hai utna imaan barhta hai aur jis ka imaan yaqeen kabhi ho gaya us ke liye phir koi khof khof nahin rehta to hamaara deen hai hai Allah ki razaa mein raazi honaaisi hai ji bal kl jitna aap Allah se raazi hain itna Allah aap se raazi hai simple sa formula hai agar koi sabj hai kisi ne hazrat se poocha na ke mujhe kaise pata chale ga ke Allah mujh se kitna raazi hai to unhon ne jawab diya jitna tum Allah se raazi ho itna Allah tum se raazi hai ab batao ke raazi ho ya gila kar rahe ho khaliq ka gila makhluq se to nahi kar rahe hain makhluq ka gila khaliq se to nahi kar rahe hain yani ke yeh sirf apne aap ko behtar karne ka safar haiHazrat Ali karam Allah waju ka bara pyara farmann hai ke insaan ki sab se bari buraai yeh hai ke woh dusron mein buraai dhoondta hai aur jis insaan ko apni ghalti ka ehsaas hona shuru ho jaaye na ke mujh mein abhi bara kaam karna baqi hai to woh Allah ki rehmat mein daakhil ho gaya aaj kal ke jadeed insaan ka sab se bara masla yeh hai ke isi ki jo hai na sab se bari tragedy hai ke isi ki tragedy he mar gayi hai woh samajhta hai ke main hamesha theek hun gaagar main ne yeh baat kar li hai to us ke ind pe mera theek hona laazim hai main ghalati ki gunjaish nahin rakhta aap bhi zindagi hain doosra insan bhi zindagi hai to ihtiraam ke saath doosri zindagi ko qubool karne wala hi apni zindagi ko qubool kar pata hai aur hamara deen yehi sikhta hai ke jis Allah ne tumhen takhleeq kiya hai usi Allah ne doosre ko bhi takhleeq kiya hai aap ka ihtiraam zaroori hai to doosre ka ihtiraam bhi zaroori haiaur yeh jo training hai na yeh samjhana nawjwanon ko khud pehle apni islah ke baad yeh bara zaroori hai kyunkay main dekh raha hoon ke adab ki kami hoti ja rahi hai respect kya hai kitna zaroori hai ilm hasil karne ke liye danaai ke liye ke aap ka jo adab ka hona respect ka hona ihtiram ka hona yeh kitna laazim hai aur yeh formula atal hai aaj bhi yahi formula chalega aur aaj se kai saal baad bhi yahi formula chalega | podcast |
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