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Closet organizer install complete. Now for the torture part- going through the mounds of old clothes.
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Mornin' All!! ....I need to wake up....this will get me goin'!! ♫ http://blip.fm/~7qgsv
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@Lega_c ahhhhhhhhhh! he suxxxxxxx! he claimed it!
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@endlessblush Haha. I guess all the good bits were in the trailer then
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family guy funny
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Okay, I'm done playing DJ. Getting ready for the day-going to list some stuff online today.
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buzi week has finished re-test, ready 4 The University of Law examination! A mass of unfinished scenario! nearly die!
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shizzel i want sims 3
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another wholesale enquiry
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is Very Bored and Cant Sleep!! Gotta be up for work at 5.30
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My knee killssss fml
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How difficult is it, to just mean what you say?
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@GMA No way!!! @JohnLegend Friday in Central Park? That's sick! I wish I was in NY
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@Idaho_Airships I only think I'm king when sitting on my throne. And I don't assent from there I cause a scent. Sorry...couldn't help it!
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@AshBo I'm totally up for it! I didn't bring the warm enuf stuff so I'm rocking the same fugly jeans and shirt all week. Dinner tomorrow?
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why wont tweetdeck let me know when there are new messages anymore? I changed the time so it would do it quick now it wont work
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just watched the hills have eyeees. D: on to bride wars
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@Izzy_Chihuahua i know!!! It was really fun.. Until i did peepee on her bed.. Accidents happen you know
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my mommyyy didn't leave me her card NOW I WILL STARVE
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@MadameSoybean yes you may
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Wahoo! Leaving! Thanks twitter friends. That was a fast 30 mins!
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schooool i did not do my english work
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last.fm is down. going for a jog! i'm excited.
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So sick so sick of being tired, and oh so tired of being sick.
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@Koppite4004 Good day-was working, but I'm always out and about with work anyway so got to enjoy the sunshine for a bit!
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2 words. PARANOID~JONAS
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Awake at five am is no fun... Especially when you went to bed at midnight and you don't need to be awake until seven thirty.
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Nabila is doing because Oprah did
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@mscator I misspoke when I said she was on Roosevelt's staff. She was Gen. Eisenhower's secretary. My memory isn't so good after 15 years
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@tpleeza & he broke up with his girlfriend.. But I had no clue.. & now he's with someone new.. & now I'm mad at myself. I'm to late.
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How nice is Simon Cowell. We'll find time Hollie
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@LawrenceCiulla Jealous. The only beach close to where I live is completely polluted.
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@lexycake Yes.. I know! if we are cleaned up after our race I'll come enjoy the Jazz Festival at San Dimas Sunday 7/19
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practising my speech yuck
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wait not dope as in smoke lol dope as in cool
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FUCKSAKE i shouldn't smoke so much stuff.
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@camilleprats have fun at the reception! like the lipstick!
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is amazed by the number of people he knows in the credits of some of his favorite old movies
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The sun is shining & so am I.. Bout to start my day off early!!! Enjoy the weather everyone
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@baby_grrrl hope u find her soon so u can roll! is C$ with u yet? *worried*
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hsbnd talking about why he's a FB looker not a poster. says he doesn't have anything interesting to say and he's not funny, that's funny
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Hey guys, i'm back
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for once i dont wanna go to work...
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In South Beach, FL shooting Book Cover its beautiful out here, miss every one back in Boston be there some time this summer
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@tedmayhem Sending large files/folders - many of my colleagues use http://www.yousendit.com/ - they say it's very good
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Had a horrible day. Sick and tired. I returned home to find that there was a power cut, my iPod and my mobile were discharged.
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http://twitpic.com/66290 - My fat chihuahua
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@wearyroad Glad you like it We're working on making it better every day.
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@Ahmad3D That tutorial was great too! I must get better at graphics
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OMG! listening to @PaulaAbdul megamelodymix and i could seriously dance infront of everyone at target. Hahaha
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@cwalsh82
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My eyes stinging and my throat is closing up..its getting harder to breathe..sigh, here we go again.
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@therealsavannah Hii Savannah! Wow i LOVE your new cover!! ) it's amazing! Pass a really good day!! xoxo Laura
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just spent 5 hours in the hair salon and ain't get nothin done!!! Guess I'm just a good daughter
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Word vomit why do i have to say stuff . im just to nice x
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lesson learned: don't make ANY drastic move that could kill you... emotionally.
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heading out to (a long)band practice. last one before our first show on Saturday night. Hope it's a good one http://digg.com/u12MIW
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@henrys_creek No worries - thank google! There's nothing you can't find on there!
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@fluffy_duck Yay, Norway rocks
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@Stefanvds You see, buying my 420EZ and 430EZ was a smart call... I'm totally ready
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@mileycyrus been voting like crazy. good luck, you deserve to win darlin
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trying to do a blend. i know, i suck at them but there's no harm in trying.
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@drivergeoff good enough for government work.
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Yess I do! Im holding on to him so tight haha
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I think my friend has swine flu... FOR REAL he's in the hospital.
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@smelso i miss u way more!!! there wasnt a moment that i didnt think of you
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listening to 'Home'by Michael Bublé.. and busy with school
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Margie just said they really are missing everyone calling in to them Seems the phone lines have slacked off majorly!!
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@lozkent yeah i did hahaha! xx
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My feet are so cold theyre purple
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I feel better now haha. Yay!
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@MSI http://twitpic.com/6v6b2 - I'm the center middle
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I am done snapping.. for today! Lots of dipes going out today Could it be yours?
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I loooovee Carl Fredricksen & Russell<3 Greaaat movie
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@Lesley_M awww poor u Finally catching up on celeb appretice
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Much happier with rain than with sun but i dun like thunder
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@Starr_Baby and you know your opinion is the only one that matters...I think I am blushing..wait that i just hot sauce my bad
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Back to regular programming - that would be an HTML/CSS code issue for me
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@KatePerry119 kaaaaaate, i love your songs
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Wemt kayaking today and now i have sunburn
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its so dark in here.... i miss the kelp bed.
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@JDoggieDog at least you weren't up all night throwing up..
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@watko all the best mate.. hope whatever you have in store goes well. Ive got TFF4 & the current TFF5's backed up to listen to on holiday
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@OriginalSwoosh Oh so I follow you and then you call me weird?! lol. jk
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@MarleeMatlin WOW! I can't believe you are going to be here this weekend - let me know if you need an AA groupie
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@SatPlank Vi?iem ir uzfilm?ta series finale, bet to ner?d?s, jo b?s 2nd season
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@JesusNeedsNewPR Hm, while Jesus is good at that whole resurrection thing, I'm not sure it works for Twitter apps.
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@pitbullchat: mom read about this, she interns for a newspaper in the next county over, is good cuz there's abuse there
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@colcalli I tried but I thought it would sink with my desk top tweetdeck. I already have a great group!
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@georgedearing @TheBlackFin When u've a hammer (SaaS, S+S, just Sw), everything looks like ur kind of nail. Key: time-to-mkt, cost, SLA.
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Little bird who pecks my window has been seen w/ a handsome male goldfinch but her longing affair w her reflection in my window continues
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SO glad Diversity won BGT! Although I think Julian deserved it the most out of everyone. Another lovely day. hmm what to do?? xxx
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@ruchirfalodiya you are forgetting that FC6 was released 2 years ago so .docx... Read More: http://is.gd/12lhy
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@MarkB I am going to kill you! Blushing right now
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yay, i got it, i got it. *bounces* getting dressed now and then i'm out the door.
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Celebrate.. small victory.. over 100 views of Anything Can Happen.. sorry if it doesn't meet expectations. The chapters are short.
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its good to have the lil munsters back....
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@officialTila I need a vacation
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http://twitpic.com/6bdyw - I think thats the best pic I have of myself
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@MorpheusRising Hey, I can ghost write your twitter updates for you
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