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#54546 | 159 | <Fogie> not a tivo, just a creative labs tv tuner card with
tivo-like functionality
<AlienCrimeSyndicate> if i had that card fogie, i would rip
the trinity broadcasing network 24/7
<Fogie> what is that, pr0n?
<AlienCrimeSyndicate> if televangelists for jesus = pr0n, then
yes
<Fogie> to each his own
<Fogie> somewhere in America a man is jerking off to jesus
|
#804976 | 542 | <Tengu> I can has kitty?
<kjbrasda> i'll mail you one
<kjbrasda> first class
<HyperSquirrel> poke in air holes
<Gibbie> I don't think you should put holes in the kitty
|
#54531 | 521 | <HistoryHm> well, i could never date her
<HistoryHm> three strikes rule
<HistoryHm> republican
<HistoryHm> christian
<unga-work> conscious
|
#54490 | 289 | <Rodzilla> -- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with
animals.
<Santa_Smith> ew those brazilian women have sex with anything
<Tessai|modeling> smith: THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET SOME ;D!!
|
#54552 | 278 | *** KeeperX (KeeperX@24.120.83.177) has joined channel #idle
<KeeperX>: ...
<KeeperX>: Why isn't anyone talking?
|
#54519 | 171 | (shadow-ohki) I mean Cabbits are very teratoryatal animals. I
cant help but dislike you.
(@Arrow) "teratoryatal"
(@Arrow) That is a horrendous bastardization of that word's
proper spelling
(@Arrow) territorial
(shadow-ohki) sp what If I cant spell
|
#54474 | 553 | <Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> I've had the internet since I was 9
<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> course back then, when I looked for
porn, I'd type "pictures of men and woman having sex"
<rpliving> now u just type in "pictures of men"
|
#54550 | 279 | <nondesc> All I need's a basic optical mouse.
<nondesc> This Logitech is like $12 street price.
<Livewireo> Strret price? are you buying illegal mice from
ugly mexicans on the street corner?
|
#54520 | 14 | <Trestkon> A girl got her tonsels (sp?) out, so we all sign
the card, and someone gives it to her, and she's like "..."
<Trestkon> cause she can't talk yet:P
|
#54470 | 244 | <@Fuse> !spin
<+SugarFairy> Fuse spinned the bottle.. and it lands on ..
Sophos
<+SugarFairy> Now, go kiss ^-^
<+Sophos> who the hell plays spin the bottle in a room ful of
boys
|
#54393 | 41 | <Riku> The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to IRC and
teach IRC in return.
|
#54400 | 229 | <pogo> i get to write on "intertextuality"
<Kevron5000> say what
<pogo> exaclty
<pogo> n: bullshit v: stupid
<serdar_argic> write 10 pages on masturbation
<Kevron5000> now that i can do
<pogo> or i could just masterbate on ten blank pages
<serdar_argic> ewww
<pogo> sign the bottom
<serdar_argic> thats pretty intertextual
<pogo> indeed
|
#806276 | 387 | Reject: My best friend crashed on the sofa last night, so I
left her a note saying come up whenever you wake up.
Reject: At about 5 in the morning, i'm woken up by laugher.
Reject: Apparently, I was spooning with my dog.
Reject: I will *never* live that down
|
#54451 | 729 | <kfc-ginzberg> dude
<kfc-ginzberg> "12 inches" was just an answer on jeopardy
<kfc-ginzberg> someone really shoulda buzzed in, "What is my
cock? Alex"
|
#54426 | 745 | <NevDullH> A/S/L/Uptime?
|
#54365 | 407 | <default> say something nice to my mom if your around
<magpie> who's your mom
<magpie> that lady chainded up in the closet
<default> no the women looking over my shoulder
|
#54373 | 84 | * Filbert hmms@the work root password scribbled on his hand
* geekster Chuckles at the security
* Filbert wonders what his hand gives him access to, lol
<geekster> mastarbatory pleasure
<geekster> if your chubby arms can stretch round your large
stomach
|
#54387 | 28 | <Simmons62> the more we get the more weed than we should have
we get
|
#54390 | 204 | <smee> "Omochannel.com also sells a vibrator equipped with a
video camera at its tip. The product can be attached to a TV
or video and provides a more in-depth view of the area where
it's used. "
<smee> LOOK MUM I'M ON TV!!!!
|
#54357 | 513 | <NapkinEater> can you hold a dollar between your breasts? You
are allowed to push your breast together with your hands, but
you can't touch the dollar with anything but your boobs
<Emily-away> I bet I could.
<Kevyn> I can hold a dollar between my cock and balls.
<Kevyn> That means I have big balls.
<Mike_Works> <Kevyn> How bad do you want the dollar?
<Homeless Person> :(
|
#54313 | 209 | <ChafedNut> I just downloaded the internet
<ChafedNut> it's pretty fly
<Batt0usai> Chafednut: can you burn it on a cd for me please
<ChafedNut> I will try...it may have some copyright
protections
<Batt0usai> if you could fit it in a floppy it would be better
actually
<Batt0usai> try zipping it
<ChafedNut> ok
|
#54352 | 807 | < cae> you people all suffer from ADD apparently
< krapnggt> i suffer from SUBTRACT.
|
#805322 | 297 | <Kortney> Well, you know, if you're wearing heathen sandals
then I have an obligation to save their soles.
|
#54292 | 180 | <Weng> "6. You are rated higher than 55% of the men on this
site"
<Weng> My girlfriend didn't even rate me a 10 :/
<J4k3> she's settling for a 5... inch
<Weng> She's settling for a lot less than 5 inches
|
#54332 | 593 | <Karp> If love is a game.... where can i buy the
multiplayer-version?
|
#54343 | 1523 | * Lilmuckers hugs iphopper
* iphopper reciprocates the hug
* Lilmuckers grabs iphoppers lowest common factor and makes it
proportianal to 1 over 2
* iphopper primes lil's hug
* Lilmuckers differentiates iphopper gradient
* Lilmuckers takes the second differential to work out the
highest and lowest points
* Lilmuckers looks about at the assembled masses confused
faces and blushes
* iphopper tries to find lil's limit as it approaches x, and
the derivative of that value
<ragnarok2040> okay, who said maths geeks could cyber in here?
|
#54296 | 400 | <sora> I don't think goths are evil and satanic, I think
they're pitiful and irritating. Like street mimes, only not as
much fun to set on fire with kerosene.
|
#54356 | 14 | <Comarcracy> anyone know a good game for pc that is similar to
gta?
<ircbuddy> GTA2
<ircbuddy> (You must have seen that coming...)
<Comarcracy> kinda, i didnt think anyone would say that since
i was refering to all gta games...but expect the unexpected
<ircbuddy> Fair enough.
|
#54297 | 361 | <Scofco> I found out I might have stomach cancer :*[
<kolby> yea, I bought a brand new pack of cigarettes today and
dropped them in a puddle...I know how you feel
|
#54312 | 794 | <SkyKing> freudian whip
<SkyKing> i mean slip
<SkyKing> doh
|
#54253 | 478 | <MicrophoneJoe> Fuck me Bowmer is fat
<MicrophoneJoe> Are you talking about masturbation ZoK?
<ZoK> What else takes about 5 mins and involves lubrication?
<MicrophoneJoe> Bowmer putting on a T-Shirt
|
#54287 | 646 | <mannie77> Hi
<Sexygirl89> hi
<mannie77> m/f?
<Sexygirl89> FFS, what would you think?!
<mannie77> oh right
<Sexygirl89> No girl would be stupid enough to use a nick like
this!
|
#54240 | 293 | <Macabre> dammit, y'know what? tday I was waiting for a cab,
and the chick next to me was like, hey cutie. And I wink, then
she looks down at my crotch, smiles for abit, then smacks my
face.
<Macabre> IN FROTN OF ALMSOT 500 FUKCING PEPLE!!
<Macabre> Y'know why?
<Macabre> BEcause I was holing my handphone in my right hand
pocket, and it started vibrating because I got a call. I dunno
about yous guys phones, but mine vibrates like a pussy
vibrator, ie really pwoerfully
<Macabre> she must have thought I was wacking to her or
something.. :(
|
#804967 | 94 | <PG> Cheryl Ann Araujo (1961-1986) was an American rape victim
<PG> what a title to have in your biography
<McKain> Cheryl Ann Araujo (1961-1986) Was THE American rape
victim.
<PG> the rape victim of a generation
<Bonaventure> a generation of rape
|
#54264 | 222 | <Que> i don't mind talking
<Que> but having pictures of my penis online
<Que> yeah, not safe
<Throttle-OSX> nah, havin yer cock and yer face in the same
pic is not safe ;)
<Odin> lol
<Throttle-OSX> havin yer cock and yer exgirlfriends face in
the same pics...now thats just funny
|
#54239 | 450 | <Loco-san> I'm gonna make a game called With Myself, so kids
will say "I'm gonna go play With Myself" and freak their
parents/friends out
|
#54250 | 353 | <Keiichi> the BSOD doesn't mean you win anything
<PrettzL> It's not like triple sevens :P
<Keiichi> not even close
<Keiichi> it's more like the slot machine punches you in the
face and laughs
|
#54244 | 187 | <|Robot|Pimpbot> I SWEAR TO GOD I WISH I COULD JUST REACH
THROUGH THE INTERNET AND KILL PPL SOMETIMES
<|Robot|Pimpbot> does anyone know if that will be part of
Internet v2?
<{RA}SKY-UED3> yeah
<{RA}SKY-UED3> but youll have to pay a tax on it
<{RA}SKY-UED3> and stand in a line
<|Robot|Pimpbot> im willing
|
#54258 | 176 | <ceydn> Okey dokey, I'm going out
<wrath> He's going out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs
|
#54278 | -50 | <JuicyClawter> I once threw a cat out of a five story
building. I'm not sure if it landed on its feet, because I
was too high up to see.
|
#54272 | 1386 | <hamutaro> Check this out
<hamutaro> ^ I'm with stupid! ^
<hamutaro> Oh, wait.
<hamutaro> Fuck
|
#54203 | 512 | <`Grimm`> you know whats the darndest thing is? its when you
mom calls you a son of a bitch, im like, wait a minute, who's
the bitch?
|
#54173 | 479 | <Zoogle> So my mom comes in to my room and starts bitching
about how pirating software is immoral and wrong and is worse
than stealing.
<Zoogle> When she's all done she gives me 2 cd's and says "Oh,
and can you copy these for me?"
|
#54142 | 145 | MattDavis: i have to re-do an application because i misspelled
"republic", leaving out the L
MattDavis: no joke, it says repubic
MattDavis: no spellcheck when you write by hand
MattDavis: that's what i get for masturbating while doing grad
school apps
|
#21516 | 13102 | <turno> I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge
fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can
come and join us too.
<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
<turno> I'll fucking KILL YOU! !
<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what
you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
<turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously...
you'd be ruining my life.
<Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will
you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!
[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag
him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise
him.
[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill
us, still I reckon it's worth it;)
[Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please
don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did
she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu
.
[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point
|
#805776 | 245 | <Emika> Somedays, I wish I could ctl+z everything
<Emika> and alt+F4 parts of my life
|
#54193 | 382 | <CowboyNeal> I got email once from someone who said that /.
was "tryin to keep a nigga down"
<CowboyNeal> I told him I didn't appreciate him using that
term to refer to our people
<CowboyNeal> race card played and redealt, muhahaha
|
#54237 | 90 | <Soul`is`away> I was ashamed of the latest KMart catalogue
<Soul`is`away> Flipped to the games bit...
<Soul`is`away> Xbox and PS2, but no cube AT ALL
<risq> there are no gamecubes in ANY catalogues
<Soul`is`away> WHY NOT!>
<Onikage> maybe after they put in the xbox, there was no room
for the cube
|
#54202 | 370 | <+skrath> I don't think I'm better than others, it just so
happens that so far, statistically, I am
|
#54134 | 233 | <Kalony> i thought it was some cool hand of fate deal or
something
<dredg> fate needs to deal me a sandwich
<Kalony> fate could deal me a hand job too
<Kalony> preferably after washing its hands
<dredg> and then washing its hands before it made my sandwich
|
#54163 | 136 | <bladezero> Hey guys, i need u to help me solve the porblem i
got
<zefer> k, shoot
<bladezero> well i really like this girl and i want to impress
her should i buy her a rose?
<zefer> lol, if u wana say u like her with a rose all ure
saying is "I'm cheap"
<bladezero> o shit, should i buy her a bouquet then?
<zefer> no cuz then she'll think ure just trying to buy her
over
<bladezero> then what do i do damnit, this is like the first
girl ive ever really liked
<zefer> buy her some chocolates. U cant go wrong with
chocolates, i say when in doubt look to the chocolate.
<bladezero> ok thanks man bye :)
<majinTB> uhh u sure thats a good motto to live by?
<zefer> no ha ha but hes gonna fatten this girl up real nice
and then he'll either 1) dump her or 2) she'll get desperate
and settle with a loser like him who can't even deal with what
to get a girl on a date.
<zefer> way to "let your heart decide."
<majinTB> ha ha yea what a dumbass
|
#54191 | 329 | <KamiKaze-> im still a virgin
<KamiKaze-> .
<KamiKaze-> oh shit that msg was meant for jennyf16uk
|
#54223 | 563 | DibbLe: ive come to a realization
Daemonite: ?
DibbLe: violent games like cs, bf1942 and quake DO influence
kids to shoot people and commit violent acts
DibbLe: but not because theyre imitating the game, its because
everyone who plays them acts SO FUCKING STUPID YOU HOPE THEY
ALL DIE
|
#54110 | 198 | <kow> anyone know where active desktop info is stored in
win2k?
<kow> like the HTML files
<APE_> same place bill gates hides the porn in win2k
<kow> fuck
<kow> I'm not gonna find it right?
<APE_> theres 200mb worth of porn built into windows, i mean
how do u think it got that large?
|
#54040 | 274 | <XtG|HW> and only an uncle would beat the shit out of the
great hio after hio hit a manoower truck
<TheGreatHio> manoower?
<XtG|HW> manoower
<TheGreatHio> i think you mean Manure
<XtG|HW> no
<XtG|HW> manoower
<TerraxNovae> WTF is that
<XtG|HW> poop
<XtG|HW> manoower
<TerraxNovae> BWAHAHAH MANURE!
<XtG|HW> shit.
|
#54086 | 211 | <Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> we have two horses outside our halls
<Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> one of them is hung like a fucking
<Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> i dunno what man
<Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> but he has one ginormous fucking
penis!
<Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> I got a picture of it too!!!
|
#804392 | 1394 | TheRealDandler: if I do fuck up
TheRealDandler: I dont want my penis anymore
airenazari: hahahahaha
airenazari: donation time
TheRealDandler: its like
TheRealDandler: locks for love
TheRealDandler: where you cut off 8 inches of your hair
TheRealDandler: except its not hair
airenazari: or 8 inches
|
#54087 | 265 | <Socrates> why do i get .06 kbps from kazaa....
<Socrates> thats 60 bits.. i can almost type that fast
|
#54046 | 437 | <MY2K> can you hear me? :P
<TheDingo> no
* MY2K has left #8-bit.theater
* MY2K has joined #8-bit.theater
<TheDingo> still can't hear you
* MY2K has left #8-bit.theater
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#54048 | 228 | <Afsan> the question is.. would the fbi suspect a terrorist
from a university in Australia? arn't we ment to be the good
guys?
<Gothmog> we're everywhere...
<Gothmog> i mean...
<Gothmog> _they're_ everywhere
<Gothmog> phew lucky save there
<Afsan> yes you almost exposed us!
<Afsan> one of your camels must now be castrated!
|
#54120 | 911 | Seppuko I: ever jack a guy off with your feet?
PrettyPrincess1: no
Seppuko I: do you want to?
PrettyPrincess1 no
Seppuko I: would you if asked?
PrettyPrincess1: no
Seppuko I: what if he had a gun to your head?
PrettyPrincess1: yea
Seppuko I: SCORE
|
#54029 | 365 | <Torontoye> Hi guys,. i have a P90 24mg Ram,.I would like to
make it a gateway,. how much Swap space should i give it??
<afterstep> Torontoye: 24 milligrams of ram?
<afterstep> oh, i'd say about an ounce or so of swap.
|
#54099 | 1368 | EmoKidDavey: I once masturbated 24 times in 24 hours
Fallen Tabris: O_O
Fallen Tabris: That's really unhealthy.
Fallen Tabris: How much juice did you get out?
Fallen Tabris: when you have so little left, is it even called
masturbating any more?
Fallen Tabris: When you've done it that many times in a day.
EmoKidDavey: yeah
EmoKidDavey: a stick comes out and a flag unfurls that says
bang
|
#54074 | 610 | Cat1013: Whoops
Cat1013: I just really confused my grandma.
HermitKing: She has IM?
Cat1013: She just got it. I was talking to her, and she asked
about my new car.
Cat1013: I said that it was fine, but that it makes a funny
noise whenever I shift.
HermitKing: So?
Cat1013: I left the "f" out of "shift".
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#53978 | 195 | <Amish> women are psychotic
<Amish> cats are great pets for them though
<Xenopax> because they are cold and only want attention when
you don't want to give it to them?
<Amish> that, and you get to kick them when they aren't
looking
<Amish> JUST KIDDING PETA
|
#54011 | 524 | <alakriti> Real programmers don't comment their code. It was
hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
|
#803577 | 1195 | <Cliff> man, the way I wanna die is as an old man getting a
heart attack from the excitement of having two 18-year olds
riding me
<Zael> wtf man, might as well go with 14 year olds. you're
gunna die anyway!
|
#53960 | 231 | <bb-w3rk> If Received By: Pay this Amount:
<bb-w3rk> 12/20/02 $25,692.40
<bb-w3rk> 12/30/02 $25,712.75
<bb-w3rk> 01/09/03 $25,733.09
<bb-w3rk> :(
<ESD-Wyrk> ...
<ESD-Wyrk> wtf is that
<bb-w3rk> damn tab at the liquor store
|
#53984 | 319 | <[Smoke]> "Every gay club in the world owns one and only one
CD, a disc entitled "TRANCE-A-HOLIC TECHNO BEAT CLUB HAPPYCORE
TRANCE NATION DRUMSTEP BIG BEAT DISCO REMIX FEVER." This CD
has three tracks, all of which have the same four-on-the-floor
rhythm that loops for roughly 100 minutes and is accompanied
by a woman moaning, "ooohhhh ahhhh oowwweeeeee!" at random
intervals while a $199 Roland "DJ In a Box" synth plays up to
three different minor chords"
<NrgSpoon> ph33r the Real Folk Blues chiptune
<[Smoke]> "Homosexuals love this CD; it's like turning on a
porch light and watching the waves of June Bugs and moths fly
in and and start making out with each other."
<NrgSpoon> damn. i think my comment got sandwiched into gay
sex
<NrgSpoon> it was so young, too.
|
#54009 | 217 | <rh-Raz_w3rk> if im not married by the time im 30, im going to
slaughter a newly married couple
<rh-Raz_w3rk> i like to set goals for myself
|
#54019 | 94 | <Jason> i've onyl done acid in my eye
<Jason> or snocapped my bud wit it
<Budda> fuck that shit its not gettin near my eyes
<Budda> i mean fuck my lungs
<Budda> but im keepin my eyes
|
#53992 | 321 | -Taking place in a Battlefield 1942 game-
<monk|GC> one time i saw a guy with binoculars, he was just
standing there for like, 5 minutes
<monk|GC> and i asked what are you doing. he says if i wait
long enough the lasers will kill all of them
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#53986 | 36 | <Vented> I wake up and go "fuck work, fuck work"
<Vented> i give my thanks to my job :)
<TheJesus> that's the trick
<TheJesus> if you mess up and do <go to work> <say fuck work,
fuck work> in the wrong order, you get in trouble
<Vented> hahah :)
<Vented> you can always delete the two files, then recreate
them in the correct order
<Vented> or just "touch" <go to work> so it has a later date
stamp
<Vented> then no one will know what happened :)
<TheJesus> hahahaha
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#53961 | 149 | <Mak0> i am a pr0nstar
<vocalizedWHORE> Mak0, is that you on goatse?
|
#53941 | 139 | <+Tolkien`> chicks will only last a while
<+Tolkien`> i can use my comp all night
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#53939 | 1703 | <quintessential> HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE JUST FIRED A FIRECRACKER
ONTO MY BALCNONY
<kuntraver> heh
<quintessential> i should close teh door, but its not a noisy
one, its just a sparkler on steroids i tink
<kuntraver> anyhoo, how are the submissions going?
<quintessential> ok, i just uploaded a batch yesterday
<quintessential> wtf
<kuntraver> ?
<quintessential> CRAP MY CAT IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
|
#53945 | 153 | Ashanth: What would you do if you had athletes foot, and your
girlfriend had a foot fetish, and she got athletes vagina?
pnkgoetz: all she'd have to do was get some BOOM!! Tough Actin
Vinactin
|
#803761 | 351 | <Contrition> made me think of an abortion party
<[Special^K]> there's parties for that?!?!
<Contrition> yeah. kind of like a baby shower, but the mother
can drink.
|
#53898 | 169 | sweet-dick: my dick very up baby
chika: aww... so up that you forget the predicate? ;)
|
#53901 | 117 | <Jaz> there is not enough time in the history of civilisation
to watch all the pr0n on earth
<utopian> 1000 videos on 1000 screens
<utopian> all at once
<utopian> the law of statistics says you'll see a
shakespearean sonnet sooner or later
<Jaz> im sure john T bone has done a pr0n shakespeare
<utopian> sure, according to the law of statistics...
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#53923 | 687 | RonnieOchsleder: Do you use Trillian for chat? It rox.
fromagie: probably
fromagie: i use adium
fromagie: i haven't tried trillian - i shall
RonnieOchsleder: It has lots of nice little icons.
fromagie: oooh icons
fromagie: looking now
fromagie: ah, it's for windows? I no have windows
RonnieOchsleder: Yeah, it might just be for Windows.
RonnieOchsleder: Fu - sorry - ck.
fromagie: It's o - dick - kay
RonnieOchsleder: That's good to kn - fuck off, then - ow.
fromagie: Okay, nice tal - moron - king to you. Take it - up
the ass - easy.
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#53932 | 520 | Number-6: i should get a PO box while i'm at the post office
angryskul: ok
angryskul: so my dad had a PO box
angryskul: but not at the post office, at this little photo/
copy mailbox kinkos like place
angryskul: anyhow, he also used to get voicemail there because
he didnt' want his insane clients calling the house
angryskul: he used to have to reach over the counter to grab
his voicemail
angryskul: after a while he got the guy to install a phone
inside his box
angryskul: one day he's all checking his mail, then he reaches
in and pulls out the phone
angryskul: punches in some numbers
angryskul: then he notices this dude _staring_ at him
angryskul: anyhow, so he finishes, puts the phone back into
the box and locks it
angryskul: outside the guy catches up with him and is all
like..
angryskul: "are you in mossad?"
angryskul: (israeli secret police)
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#53882 | 233 | <wandarah> Quote added as #53880. Thanks for participating.
:-)
<wandarah> :D
<arryola> you quoted me? YOU CUNT!
<arryola> ...
<arryola> argh
* arryola refrains from speaking
<wandarah> Quote added as #53881. Thanks for participating.
:-)
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#53933 | 31 | <GeNOc¦DE> man ur making as much sense as a letter box in
africa
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#53934 | 403 | <PamelaPeaks> man my assistant is eating some weird ass
sausage that smells like farts
<rooster> hrm
<dedd[afk]> yummy
<rooster> weird "ass sausages"
<rooster> or weird ass "sausages"
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#53856 | 40 | <snookum> this reminds me of teens .. everyday..
<mulhollanddrive> u have pedophile eyes
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#53854 | 38 | Rann XXV: The "What's regular coffee?" joke isn't just lame...
it's paraplegic.
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#53855 | 314 | <guardian> whos john lennon
<obi-rav> has the same sounding songs like the beetles, they
must have inspired him
<guardian> probs
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#804283 | 734 | <Elsa_chan> dont worry, i have enough porn here to get settled
for the night, and my gf and bf are just next room
<SantaBJ> O_o
<mavhc> SantaBJ finds this statistically unlikely
<Elsa_chan> never met a bisexual girl?
<mavhc> but on irc?
<mavhc> if he sees pictures and finds out you're also hot
he'll have a divide by zero error
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#53877 | 292 | <Frozen_Shadow> OMG my cousin had sex with her dog, when i
stayed the night at my aunts house, got up to go pee and her
room is right by the bathroom and i walked past she had the
light on and the door open
<cheesegoduk> what the hell frozen?
<cheesegoduk> your cousion was having sex with the dog
<Frozen_Shadow> yes
<cheesegoduk> what did she say when she saw you?
<Frozen_Shadow> she didnt say anything
<cheesegoduk> ?
<v_Ln|email> hahahahaha
<Frozen_Shadow> i just dont go to the bathroom in the middle
of the night any more
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#53851 | 437 | (_ph): im hungry
(kingy`r): eat a dick :P
(_ph): im a little hungrier than that
(sole): eat two dicks then
(_ph): we're talking at least 5 here
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#53873 | 274 | *** Idiot__ has joined #israel
<Baa0595> Wow. The first honest man on IRC.
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#53857 | 114 | <Ktulu> Bob, so far - my day in this "everyday life" has
consisted of waking up, having breakfast, playing games... and
cracking jokes at your expense over IRC
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#53858 | 358 | <MooFoo> Fuse, get yourself a shock rifle, that shoots instant
blue shit and slow moving blue shit
<MooFoo> Also, if you manage to hit the slow moving blue shit
with the instant blue shit, you will get an explosion of blue
shit, that will turn the enemies into red shit
<Fuse> That's a lot fo shit
<MooFoo> fo real
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#53850 | 326 | <Red_Avatar> Select [192kbps 44100Hz 03:53min] Mandy Moore -
Only hope
<Darth-Phenom> Mandy Moore!! ROCK ON
<Red_Avatar> don't mock the music my girlfriend gave me!!
<RaptorMkII> Sure, your girl friend.
<RaptorMkII> IF YOUR GIRL FRIEND'S NAME IS KAZAA!
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#53859 | 287 | i am RAWK: you know, I don't think I ever really realized how
much boys jack off before I started reading bash.org
i am RAWK: i mean, I kinna figured it was a frequent thing,
but it seems astronomical now
QuakeZop: haha, I've done it fifteen times since you left here
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#53849 | 166 | (takai) ffs _ph
(takai) dont be gay
(_ph) thats like telling me not to eat
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#53782 | 1538 | <alphageek> "are you currently alive? [ ] yes, [ ] no"
<Help747> X
<Help747> er
<Help747> X
<Help747> X
<Help747>
X
<Help747> X
<alphageek> lol. this isn't pin the tail on the donkey
<Help747> X
X
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#53843 | 427 | <Sharna> i dont do linux tho
<Snooky> it solves all the world's problems
<Sharna> world peace too?
<Snooky> actually, let me check
<Sharna> k
<Snooky> ahh, here we go:
<Snooky> Summary of changes from v2.4.20-rc2 to v2.4.20-rc3
<akpm@digeo.com>:
o Change mark_dirty_kiobuf() to use set_page_dirty()
instead of SetPageDirty(). The latter fails to move onto
mapping->dirty_pages(), which breaks filemap_fdatasync()
o PROVIDES WORLD PEACE
<Snooky> as of kernel 2.4.20-rc3, linux has world peace
<Sharna> amazing
<Sharna> why dont more people know about this
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#803557 | 1582 | <svarog>You know, the only good thing about Vista
<svarog>Is that even the viruses have compatibility issues.
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