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#53026 | 215 | <deim0s> I'm all about discrete mathematics and multivariable
calculus!
<virt> that sounds like a sad theonion.com personal ad
<virt> let me twiddle your integers, baby :(
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#52967 | 586 | <Mike_Works> There should be holes in massage tables so if you
get an erection when you're getting a massage, you can just
put it in the hole, so you don't have to stick your ass in the
air.
<Mike_Works> There should also be midgets under the tables.
Midgets who need the money.
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#52977 | 276 | <FLB> GRRR
<FLB> I put moisturizer on my hands in the washroom
<FLB> and couldnt turn the door knob to get out
<Hawk--> lol
<FLB> and there were no towels or anything
<FLB> Then I remember I could use my undershirt
<FLB> close call though
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#53020 | 131 | <Hot_Guy> Fentom: you're a girl?
<Fentom> -{Hot_Guy}- depends how desperate you are and how
much money you will pay for me to come down there
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#53029 | 331 | <Yukanojo> Man, dyn.optonline.net just took a massive shit
<SPOONprez> Yukanojo: too much fiber in the network? :D
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#52990 | 962 | <|404notfound> They need to make keyboards without the caps
lock button, and then give the buttons to martial arts
masters.
<|404notfound> "Only when you can snatch the caps lock from my
hand may you yell incessantly like an idiot."
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#52965 | 272 | <PixieDee> GIVE ME A YOUNG MAN TO SACRIFICE
*** tao|Cyrus- is now known as tao|Cyrus-dieing
<PixieDee> omg i don't want a grammatically incorrect
sacrificial young man.
|
#52956 | 251 | <Ddamn> watching someone get banned is like watching a retard
throw eggs at an old lady
|
#801688 | 680 | Shinryuu: I think I just heard the worst local news pun ever.
Shinryuu: "No, it's not a cartoon, It's Felix the Cat 5
Hurricane."
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#52839 | 167 | <Melchizedek> hmm..listening to songs without the eq turned on
is strangely empty yet pure
<Crimsonmonkey> like masturbating
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#52896 | 377 | Saikoesis: 2. A Singapore singing group by the name of "The
Oriental
Singers," sang non-stop for 74 hours and five minutes.
XDarkMindedX: Is that when they got taken out by snipers?
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#52867 | 404 | <@DREAD_0> you now, the only reason yanks spell phonetically
is you're all too stupid to understand the intircasies of the
english language, it's nothign to be proud of
<@DREAD_0> and yes, i realise i cant spell intricacies
<Azhrarn> nothign?
<@DREAD_0> or nothing
<Azhrarn> or know
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#52916 | 1887 | <gleep> Heh. You people don't want to hear how one of my
ex-bosses performed a mercy killing on a family's cat at their
request.
<Sypher-Ryn> Yes we do
<gleep> I actually think it's quite funny.
<Sypher-Ryn> come on!! Mercy killings!
<me^2> tell us
<DrCloud> o.O;
<ashie> O.O
<gleep> He was visiting a cousin's family, they lived out on
in the country. While he was there, they told them about
their cat that was really old, and had gotten quite sick. The
vet had told them they should have it put to sleep. But they
just couldn't do it... they started to drive it the 20 miles
to the vet a couple times but never got very far.
<gleep> So when he was talking to their dad, he said he could
take care of it. He had his pistol in his truck. So that
evening he finds the cat and takes it out back of the house.
<gleep> (Don't read this, sensative viewers! ) So he's out
there with his 357, looking down at the cat, who really /was/
in horrible shape. So he's about to shoot the cat when...
Something came over him. He stuck his foot under the cat and
kicked it into the air... and shot it midair. The 357 blew
the poor critter to bits. Then he turns around and sees...
The ENTIRE FAMILY staring at him through the picture window.
<FJ> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
<ashie> best story ever
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#52908 | 299 | <sh-> integration is shit
<sh-> math style, not rosa parks style
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#52842 | 106 | <Valqorez> I didn't even get laid
<Valqorez> but there's always tomoromw
<McCormick> won't happend
<McCormick> you"'l have a headache
<Valqorez> Nope - I dont have hangovers
<Daedalus> you're going about it wrong
<Daedalus> YOU getting drunk won't get you laid
<Daedalus> getting the girl drunk will get you laid :)
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#52920 | 579 | <Veor> HOT HOT CHICK WAS LOOKIN AT ME
<Veor> so i was smilin at her and she smilied back
<Veor> so i walked over to her and she kept staring where i
was sitting at
<Veor> and she had a cane
<Veor> i realized she was blind
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#52857 | 144 | <@Shadur> MeLearnin: Go away and die.
* MeLearnin :(
<@Shadur> s/MeLearnin/Meaz
< MeLearnin> s/:(/:)/g
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#52828 | 631 | <Carlton> "listening socket" = 11,100 google hits. "passive
socket" = 1,240 google hits.
<Carlton> listening wins. :)
<Carlton> We should just let Google make all our decisions for
us.
<_Bunny> Carlton: "gay" has 65,000,000 hits. "straight" has
14,300.000.
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#52747 | 749 | <WrkEagle> Phalynx: Ah, but can you conjugate "Vodka?"
<Phalynx> WrkEagle: Sure, the past tense is "money", and the
future tense is "drunk"
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#800849 | 796 | <DonMuttoni_> what do you do when you've fallen in love with
your best friends ex after shooting her down, sending him to
the hospital with a drug overdose, and then running over her
deaf cat.... all two weeks before you leave the continent....?
<KingOfAll> Leave a fortnight early.
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#52835 | 622 | <Hawkon> you know.. we (they guys who got on internet in the
early 90's using 14.4kbps modems)
<Hawkon> are alot better in bed
<Hawkon> cause we had to hang tight with that wank till the
damn nude pic got downloaded
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#52780 | 319 | <hoolar> i haf to go in to the doctor to get my colon examed
tommorow
<tReMeR> At least its not a anal exam!
<tReMeR> o wait..
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#52763 | 342 | <dcsteve> is there a way to easily convert a mac game to pc
<SinisterTengu> yeah...I don't think you can just "convert" it
<dcsteve> why not
<dcsteve> mac and pc keyboards are virtually the same
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#52799 | 162 | Lundquist: d00d whats SHP
Boba Fett: what's shp?
Lundquist: sorry it seems that some pharmacy students are
sending me there cw
Boba Fett: hahaha wtf for?
Lundquist: they think im a lecturer, ive just sent them a mail
back saying they failed the year for blantant cheating
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#52802 | 653 | Acire1134:Damn dog keeps fallin off my clock
Impala33157:O.O
Impala33157:I SO read that wrong
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#52775 | 1007 | <Wealllike> what this "uber" you see so often?
<timmo> uber - german for over or above
<Wealllike> I know that
<Wealllike> I'm german
<Wealllike> but you write it ü
<Wealllike> über
<Inuki> how appropriate. a german being a spelling nazi :P
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#52757 | 722 | <Erth2rst> I'm seventeen years old, I'm home alone, sitting
here naked, and I'm rubbing my nipples.
<Erth2rst> If only I were female..
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#52773 | 150 | <Mr_|r0n> Do ANYBODY have a program who hack Linux Root
password
<solarisx-> type /con/con and it will open a hacking window
then you type /hack * and it will teach you about it
<Mr_|r0n> con/con Unknown command
<solarisx-> fuck, you dont have it
<Mr_|r0n> were do i get it ?
<solarisx-> www.penis.com
*** Mr_|r0n has parted the channel
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#52729 | 169 | <NuttO> "Spammers are those morally challenged induhviduals
and organisations that steal resources, hijack mailservers and
trample over every Term of Service and Acceptable Use Policy
that stands in their way in their quest to dump unsollicitated
mail into your mailbox." http://216.127.43.94/angel/img/dp/
dp0001.jpg
<NuttO> I like how somebody who draws angels fucking each
other is morally outraged by spammers.
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#52731 | 173 | (Munkee): ban MunkeeFucker
*** eek sets mode: +b *!*munkee@???.blueyonder.co.uk
*** yay sets mode: +b *!*ArseSucke@???.???.???.???
*** Munkee was kicked by eek (oof - don't use bad words)
*** MunkeeFucker was kicked by yay (oof)
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#801390 | 96 | <kerushixx> dude, i just saw a moth fart!
<tulam> 0_o
<tulam> how do you know it farted?
<kerushixx> it flew in a straight line
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#52704 | 642 | <sit`> one of my female coworkers remarked about how i was
cutting up my apple with great care so i said "you have to
treat it like a woman, cut it in thin slices"
<sit`> didn't go over to well for some reason
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#52716 | 350 | <@Max> this ball spinning crap is crazy
<@Max> this guy would be popular at a rave :P
<@Alice`> Anyone at a rave would be popular
<@Alice`> "HOLY SHIT THAT GUY HAS TWO LEGS OMFG WTF LOOOOL
BONG 420"
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#52697 | 360 | <Louie[laptop]> i read an article
<Louie[laptop]> on a dude that sold 486's
<Louie[laptop]> and passed them off as p2's
<Louie[laptop]> and shit
<err-afk> haha
<Louie[laptop]> and it took a while for people to catch on
<Louie[laptop]> stoopid people
<cheesegoduk> lol how could people not notice that they could
only run windows 3.1 on them
THEJRC[work]> naah you can get 98 and 2k to run on a 486
<THEJRC[work]> just runs like christopher reeves
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#52689 | 50 | (@Niall): whoa homeless guy gets life for raping a 13 y/o and
3 women....tbh if i were homeless i might try sommat like that
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#52688 | 11 | <Louie[laptop]> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&
item=2078843925
<err-afk> Louie
<err-afk> dont ebay anymore
<Louie[laptop]> why not
<Louie[laptop]> i am gonna buy some xeon workstations
<err-afk> some guy got arrested
<Louie[laptop]> why
<err-afk> for a big ebay scam
<Louie[laptop]> oh i dont participate in ebay scams
<cheesegoduk> yeah its only happened once
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#52675 | -3 | <trankillity> if you've heard of greg packer maybe
<trankillity> he's an aussie jungle dj
<+srph> jungle dj
<+srph> i keep thinking of pubic hair
<+srph> shit ... to much bash.org
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#52671 | 939 | <Helix> fuck
<Helix> my back right tire is flat
<Helix> this is lame
<Owashawa> change it and put the spare on
<Owashawa> problem solved
<Helix> then i have to change it
<Helix> and its cold
<Helix> and wet and shit
<irn> You fucking girl
<irn> get out there
<irn> What if your wife's water broke and you had to take her
to hospital, eh?
<Helix> it'd make it
<Helix> besides, that's what ambulances are for
<irn> what if your vehicle IS the ambulance?
<Helix> ill know a thing or two about assiting birth
<Helix> besides, im gay and exempt from your question
<irn> What if your boyfriend got stuck in an inflatable suit
during a balloon fetish romp?
<Helix> id masterbate until i passed out
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#52677 | -4 | <pReM> my brother learnt me how to wank
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#52644 | 212 | <DeterminedLilBitch> Daishi dont talk
<Daishi> ?
<Daishi> i talk
<DeterminedLilBitch> not to me
<Daishi> i just wait till some one says my name and it flashes
green
<Daishi> then i talk
<Daishi> its like sitting at a red light all day
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#52645 | 740 | <PONGO> ok... this is my first time on IRC
<PONGO> how do I start my own channel?
<Optikal> just join a channel that doesn't exist
<PONGO> nice try
<PONGO> =)
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#801477 | 2785 | (idestroy) sigh
(idestroy) ok so
(idestroy) my friend got a handle of smirnoff vodka
(idestroy) we killed it together in like an hour
(idestroy) I went to bed
(idestroy) in boxers
(idestroy) apparently
(idestroy) I woke up and had to poo
(idestroy) instead of going to my bathroom
(idestroy) I went out into the hallway
(idestroy) into the stairwell
(idestroy) removed my boxers and placed them on the stairs
(idestroy) then took a massive liquidy shit at the top of the
steps
(idestroy) walked THROUGH it
(idestroy) leaving poopy footprints
(idestroy) left my boxers there
(idestroy) went DOWN TO THE 2nd FLOOR
(idestroy) from the third
(idestroy) banged on random people's doors
(idestroy) people came out and saw me walking down the hall
naked with shit on my ass
(idestroy) I made it to the stairs again
(idestroy) went back to my floor but down a few doors to my
friends
(idestroy) there was like 15 people in their room
(idestroy) it was packed
(idestroy) I was naked
(idestroy) I went into their bathroom
(idestroy) and everyone was like what the fuck
(idestroy) went into the toilet stall, tried to clean my ass
(idestroy) FELL OVER AND SMEARED SHIT ON THEIR WALL
(idestroy) meanwhile someone went back to my room and got my
clothes
(idestroy) and someone else found the poo
(idestroy) they brought my clothes over
(idestroy) I tried to put my shirt on my legs
(idestroy) and said THESE ARENT MY PANTS
(idestroy) so I got help with that
(idestroy) got walked back to my room
(idestroy) and went back to sleep
(idestroy) woke up the next day
(idestroy) thought it was a dream
(idestroy) called my friend paul
(idestroy) he told me all about it
(idestroy) :(
(ZS) note to self: never let idestroy have alcohol
(idestroy) there's a facebook group "who pooped on the stairs"
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#52654 | 197 | <_wookie_> hehe Eli was just telling me a funny story, she was
helping someone in the building here who couldn't open a jpg
in Photoshop, everytime she clicked it would open the image in
IE, when she showed her how she wanted to know how to remove
the border from the image, eli had to explain that the image
had no border, that was the photoshop application surrounding
the picture.
<elo> thats advanced n00bism ;-)
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#52661 | 292 | <+NikitaDk> The problem is that God gave men both a penis and
a brain, but only blood enough to control one organ at a
time... Robin Williams
<+Challii> ha ha ha ha ha ha
<+Challii> and it gave women too much blood that they had to
get rid of a load of it each month
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#52635 | 251 | <comet_11> ooh! 33 new emails
<comet_11> let's see what they are...
<comet_11> product spam, loan spam, loan spam, survey spam,
product spam, sex spam, product spam, virus spam, porn spam,
product spam, product spam, contest spam, loan spam, product
spam, product spam, loan spam, online payment spam, fake porn
virus spam, education spam, product spam, fake contact virus
spam, contest spam, product spam, loan spam, product spam,
product spam, fake virus cleaner virus spam, fake chick email
virus spam, product spam, (cont)
<comet_11> fake update virus spam, fake questionnaire virus
spam, loan spam
<comet_11> you know... it's nice to see some variety in my
emails
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#52658 | 220 | <Kmart-X17> I have a nice life sucking guys dicks
<Kmart-X17> typo
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#52651 | 570 | (@`H4X0R`) Rape is such a negative term, I think we should
call it "suprise sex"]
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#52642 | 272 | (Smidge|Proggin) Someone's been usin' my computer...
(Smidge|Proggin) They tainted it by visiting aol.com
(Smidge|Proggin) I feel violated
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#52656 | 476 | <TenBaseT> This computer lab is 47.54 degrees F
<TenBaseT> christ.
<TenBaseT> I coult type with my nipples.
* ataX hits /clear
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#52551 | 327 | <NuttO> "The proposal includes the prohibition of Mortal
Kombat, Resident Evil, Turck, the House of the Dead, Duke
Nukem, Shadowman, Quake, Instinct Killer, Doom, the Legacy of
Kain, Street Fighter and Perfect Dark."
<NuttO> I'm sure they'll see a drop in violent crimes in
twenty years thanks to this ban.
<Cordelia> and in 30 years, Asia Minor will defeat Oceana
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#52580 | 341 | <anarch> i think I may assfuck the turks
<anarch> i owe them
<anarch> 2 centuries of occupation has made me bitter
<Mr_Poppinfresh> dude, you're not Serbian
<anarch> im roleplaying
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#802023 | 1924 | <rawrkitty> so today i did something awesome
<rawrkitty> i set a bag of shit on fire
<rawrkitty> and it smelled like shit
<Tabi-chan> How'd the person react?
<rawrkitty> huh
<Tabi-chan> The person who's porch you left it on
<rawrkitty> why the fuck would i do that? thats stupid
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#52547 | 845 | <Shark> i'm the only human that has actually seen the loch
ness monster
<SeXyBW> is that what you call it now shark?
<Shark> haha, that's what i call my dick
<SeXyBW> so you are the only one that has seen it eh
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#52546 | 225 | <rev> mel has nipples like sausages
<Melissa> links or patties?
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#52515 | 395 | <trashcan> studpid email
<trashcan> Subject:Massive Cocks, 14 inch cocks ripping open
tight teen cunt holes
<trashcan> WHO thinks of these things
<PhD> i heardly think world health organization has time to
think up of spam email titles
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#52519 | 17 | * temAjinsDawg (kimmy@vw-16408.uu.net) has joined #ultima
<temAjinsDawg> I have ultima IV, on SMS......best SMS game
ever
<temAjinsDawg> people say itS hard to find....is that tRue?
<temAjinsDawg> I boughT it for $2
<temAjinsDawg> yeaH ok.....don'T all talk at onCe
<temAjinsDawg> hellllllllllllllllooo
<temAjinsDawg> phukking answer me!!!!!!!
<temAjinsDawg> Do you want me to unleash my horde of script
kiddies???
<temAjinsDawg> I have many who do what i ask, in return for
wareZ
<temAjinsDawg> so answer
<temAjinsDawg> pleasE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<temAjinsDawg> i am asking nicely now......answer me
<temAjinsDawg> phuck you all.......i have your
IP's.......expect trouble!......have a nice day!
* temAjinsDawg (kimmy@vw-16408.uu.net) has left #ultima
* temAjinsDawg (kimmy@vw-16408.uu.net) has joined #ultima
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#52561 | 78 | <Apollo-> I would pay for one of you guys to come slob my knob
though ;)
* Uncouth perks.
<Uncouth> Apollo-: how much?
<Apollo-> Uncouth: $1 per minute, $1 penalty per minute after
the first minute ;)
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#52518 | 103 | <poo_al> i used to have "bromothymol blue" in my memory
buffer.
<poo_al> then i copied the girlskissing url
<poo_al> and pasted that into my lab
<poo_al> too bad i found it
<poo_al> my teacher would have given me a 110% if i left it in
:(
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#52577 | 290 | <DrkNrg`> i once knew a man who took some acid and he thort he
was a fire engine, it was kinda funny until he pissed on my
lighter
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#52603 | 1239 | <Khaen> Oh boy, the sky is very #9966FF today!
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#52503 | 1052 | <neural> i wish my motherboard would find a fatherboard so i
could have anotherboard
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#52512 | 250 | harleyb: we're not dumb like that up in canda
harleyb: and we can also spell our countrie's name
harleyb: and use proper everything
harleyb: *country's
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#8814 | 12987 | <Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and
he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me
out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
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#801439 | 560 | <baubles> found a site on making your own saline solution..
there are lots of typos and random letters. the guy
apologizes, said he went blind
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#52501 | 316 | <Graphic_V> Remember when you turned 18 and you could finally
start looking at those naked people on the internet?
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#52462 | 492 | <Cloe> be quiet or i'll beat you like a rented mule
<Crowley> you abuse your rented pack animals?
<Cloe> yes, i do
<Cloe> now carry my stuff up the trail
<Crowley> suck my huge donkey dick
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#52478 | 6 | <Emiko> a if u turn off ur computer and ur dl something in IRC
would it still dl or u have to dl it again??
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#52457 | 121 | <Geollum> The third volume of the trilogy is no better, Yott
insists. Creatures with dark faces, black eyes and long black
hair coming from the east and the south and wielding scimitars
is obviously racist, he says.
<Chronologist> lol....
<Geollum> Ok, it's not OUR fault that black has come to
associate Evil
<KeeperX> OMG
<KeeperX> THE LOTR HAS HAD BAD INFLUENCE ON ME
* KeeperX goes to the south and kills some dark skinned people
wielding scimitars
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#52477 | 249 | Dr SpaZZo: Why the hell do they call it fox undercover when
they just go up to the people on the street and go "WHY R U
SWINDALING TEH COMMUN PUBLIK :-("
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#52499 | 523 | <Toad> My two best friends don't use the internet :(
<Slime> Ryu and Ken aren't real people though, Toad
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#52449 | 226 | <pyre> I need to download more hardware
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#52491 | 1013 | <Boogieman> possibly the wierdest thing ever just happend.
<Boogieman> I really had to take a piss so I ran to the
bathroom.
<Boogieman> and I ran into the room, but I didn't know that my
dad put a new mat in there.
<Boogieman> Ususally bathroom mats have those anti slip things
on the bottom, but this one didn't
<Boogieman> and I sliped, smashed my shoulder on the toiled,
pissed myself, and cried out in pain
<Boogieman> my dad comes down and is like "what happened!?...
wait, you know what, I don't want to know" and then goes
upstairs
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#52303 | 512 | <EvilJoven> millions of dollars from various governments,
business and NGOs spent on developing hardware, protocols,
software and you people use it to pretend to fart at each
other...
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#52398 | 339 | <chintss> how do i configure ftp http and telnet in RH 8.0
<chintss> plzzzzz
<tictac> chintss: rtfm
<chintss> tictac : rtfm: command not found
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#52340 | 454 | <TurboYoda> what is bash.org?
<TurboYoda> Is it suitable for Me?
<fezm0nkey> Its a gay sex site.
<fezm0nkey> Hardcore anal fun.
<TurboYoda> I'll visit it when nobody's home
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#52404 | 928 | <shavenwookiee> SHIT!
<shavenwookiee> my sister is home now, with friends.
<shavenwookiee> so ends the walking around nude fun I was
having.
<Antiarc> Heh...sister comes home with friends to find brother
walking about house, nude.
<Antiarc> Sounds like the setup for a porn movie
<shavenwookiee> uh, gross?
<shavenwookiee> that's my sister, dude.
<shavenwookiee> I grew out of that.
<shavenwookiee> er.. I MEAN..
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#52370 | 138 | <Sandino> christ, Im pushing 30 and Ive never driven a car, I
need a life application not a job one
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#52412 | 638 | <Brookes_Baby> Hey does anyone have an idea of what I could
get for my collection of Final Fantasy games?
<Kevyn> Not laid.
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#52407 | 73 | <Ronwe> /slap -chainsaw "joojoo"
<joojoo> /slap -cock "Ronwe"
<joojoo> =x~
<Ronwe> it's not big enough to hurt
<joojoo> Text generally doesn't.
<Ronwe> interesting... your cock is text
<joojoo> Whoever said that?
<joojoo> Whoever said I was using my "cock"~#@E Q&!#*(
<joojoo> AHAH
<joojoo> WOW LETS GET ANALLY TECHNICAL NOW =]
<Ronwe> Do me a favour
<Ronwe> Don't use the word anal when we're talking about cocks
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#52426 | 326 | <MvCrash> I did it DOGGY style with my wife this morning.....
<MvCrash> I begged... she rolled over and played DEAD!!!
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#52337 | 479 | * webby_g well chuffed now
<[smee]> lol
<[smee]> make me feel it, hurt me!
<DeuxVisage> guess this was the wrong time to walk in on a
conversation
<DeuxVisage> take your bondage elsewhere
<[smee]> i like her when she plays her dominatrix role
<webby_g> who?
<[smee]> you!
<webby_g> omg
<webby_g> YOU THINK IM FEMALE?
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#52328 | 664 | *** klaas-sinterkla has joined #photoshop
<klaas-sinterkla> hellol
<klaas-sinterkla> who knows the programm photoshop
<@Anapaest> what kind of programm is it?
<klaas-sinterkla> It's about websites n stuff
<@Anapaest> better ask in #website-stuff then
<klaas-sinterkla> k, thx
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#52267 | 49 | <@HomeBrewR> "This combo includes a great Asus XP motherboard
with onboard video+audio, AMD Athlon XP 2000+ processor with
cooling fan & 256MB PC133 SDRAM memory" heh...no bottleneck
there
<@DeadKenne> yikes pc133 ram?!
<@HomeBrewR> dk, yeah...exactly
<@DeadKenne> that's kind of like tying one arm and a leg
together, then trying to run a race
<@da4> hehe
<@DeadKenne> you'll make it there... eventually
<@DeadKenne> the cpu must have to idle alot
<@da4> "designed by Apple hardware engineers"
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#52282 | 300 | <@CoMPLeX[a]> im booting man
<@CoMPLeX[a]> nite nite
<@Vedran> now im gonna b bored
<@CoMPLeX[a]> nah
<@CoMPLeX[a]> just keep pasting quotes
<@Inf3kTeZ> lol
<@CoMPLeX[a]> ill set a timer to say ROFL every 5 mins
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#799628 | 463 | taebaeg: Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide?
TheZedWord: apparently
lemonlimeskull: Someone let him watch one of his own films.
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#52270 | 530 | <CelestialFool> You know, cheetos are actually really good,
you just can't stop muching on these things. Ive had about 2
bags worth already
<CelestialFool> Oh shit, diahrrea
<Kamiru> Dangerously cheesy indeed
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#52302 | 216 | <ClosedGL> tar -xzf willy.gz;touch muh_woody;head -n 1 &&
mount /cho/momma && echo >$1 "Harder!
";dd if=/dev/beans of=/
cho/momma/face count=1 bs=spoonfull && umount /cho/momma &&
sleep 15.
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#52207 | 185 | <PuchikoChan> it's like the least spoken strand of jewish
language
<PuchikoChan> like some kinda porno movie
<PuchikoChan> eerrr, disregard that last comment
<SkyLancer> err
* js8|finals wonders how tera went from linguistics to porn in
one sentence
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#52229 | 1267 | * okram is sad
<@Aslan> why are you sad, Okram?
<okram> one of my fellow clan mates in tfc died in a car
accident
<Tomalak> Didn't he respawn?
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#52279 | 181 | <thursday-> who invented lol
<thursday-> do they get royalties
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#52251 | 289 | <Terrorwolf>YES! NOS CHOOL!
<ALW>Sounds like you need to get your ass back there to me.
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#52186 | 231 | <Cyclonus> Fucking paper plate cut my finger!
<Red_Sky> Cast it into the DARK corner of the basement!
<MossadMan> Along with the fish heads and condoms.
<Red_Sky> Condoms, why the hell would he have those?
<Red_Sky> That's like Jesus buying waterwings.
<Red_Sky> He ain't nevah gonna use 'em!
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#52193 | 579 | <KoaL> smuggling drugs into Jamaica is like smuggling slimfast
into Ethiopia
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#52174 | 183 | <JynxDaddy> 3boy should i get it 2nd hand?
<Threeboy> its a book man.
<Threeboy> the worst thing that can be in it is semen.
<Threeboy> go for it.
<JynxDaddy> :|
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#52136 | 538 | <LIQuid> my mom is convinced that i need milk
<LIQuid> yeah well i tell her that i dont need to be
artifically breast feed by genetically altered and enhanced
cows
<LIQuid> all she says "dont make me get your father"
<Deke> your dad is going to breastfeed you?
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#798308 | 1508 | <@je_fro> fox news isn't really news
<@je_fro> it's actually one of the largest trolling
experiments ever conducted
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#52155 | 375 | <-- debutante has quit (This is for the guys who are
mastrubating: LARGE BLEEDING ASSHOLE. (Hopefully that made you
limp.))
<Pixelated> limp !
<Pixelated> that got me rock hard
<hardlined> you too?
<hardlined> Got a cam?
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#52125 | 242 | notkmad: whats the 35 for
Stemp35: how many times I give head a week
iluvduke213105: wjat?
iluvduke213105: what are u talkin about?
Stemp35: he asked me what the 35 meant on my name
notkmad: and the same goes for the 213105 ?
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#52112 | 1260 | <Billo3121> i need to douche my asscrack in the shower
<Billo3121> later dudes
* Billo3121 is now known as Billo|douching
<@trollusk> ... that's it. i'm done with irc.
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#52089 | 347 | <@Zigatoola> man i wish my dick wasnt so big, I get sick of my
gf saying it hurts when I slam into her
<Eastsidaz> «Zigatoola» yeah.. a 12 yrs old get easily scared
of a 4 inch dick
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