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plan to live in storage facility voiced | sarcastic |
mckinsey global institute: women's equality would unleash massive growth | not sarcastic |
trump's paid parental leave plan is a non-starter | not sarcastic |
expectant parents throw some values together at last minute | sarcastic |
longtime employee given small pewter object | sarcastic |
michael jackson deposed as king of pop in hitless coup | sarcastic |
stressed-out 8-year-old looks 12 | sarcastic |
reno orders investigation of u.s. department of corruption | sarcastic |
prince harry, meghan markle's first official post-engagement event will be nod to diana | not sarcastic |
secretary of transportation spends 3 hours cleaning up wikipedia page on roundabouts | sarcastic |
find the love you always wanted in 2015 | not sarcastic |
report: if earth continues to warm at current rate moon will be mostly underwater by 2400 | sarcastic |
woman apologizes to therapist for monopolizing conversation | sarcastic |
judge joe brown begins jail sentence for contempt of court charge | not sarcastic |
humor, hope, and human rights: on the loss of robin williams | not sarcastic |
fbi has 'grave concerns' on republican-authored fisa memo trump wants released | not sarcastic |
these simple tricks will make it way easier to work from home | not sarcastic |
iraqi forces open fire on protesters storming green zone | not sarcastic |
monday's morning email: what to expect from trump's afghanistan strategy | not sarcastic |
cern researchers apologize for destruction of 5 parallel universes in recent experiment | sarcastic |
how marvel beat dc at the movies | not sarcastic |
red lobster criticized for decimating biscuit populations along cheddar bay | sarcastic |
ted cruz beats back donald trump in two states, shifting race | not sarcastic |
25 worst original names of famous bands | not sarcastic |
senate candidate asks gop opponents to sign pledge limiting outside spending | not sarcastic |
safety and security: not just for college students | not sarcastic |
uganda's president extends 30-year rule, detains rivals after election | not sarcastic |
teen weirded out after running over english teacher outside of school | sarcastic |
'springsteen on broadway' is the 'rock and roll storybook' dreams are made of | not sarcastic |
report: john lennon probably would have eventually died anyway | sarcastic |
lapd going about day in uncomfortable silence | sarcastic |
new therapist obsessed with old therapist | sarcastic |
british crew member dies during round the world yacht race | not sarcastic |
the resurrection according to scifi, part 3: harry potter | not sarcastic |
yorkshire terrier monogrammed | sarcastic |
sexist media keeps only referring to woman as 'bride of isis soldier' | sarcastic |
florida no longer has any active zika virus transmission zones | not sarcastic |
thwarting of arch nemesis leaves sky commander feeling empty | sarcastic |
bill clinton starts own presidential school | sarcastic |
making a living ... and a loving | not sarcastic |
turkey's state of emergency decrees are horrible for democracy | not sarcastic |
adventures in instructional coaching: it's time to teach | not sarcastic |
molly shannon is returning to 'will & grace' | not sarcastic |
president's lawyers move to discredit michael cohen by pointing out history of committing crimes for trump | sarcastic |
man dies after telling police who chased him 'i can't breathe,' sources say | not sarcastic |
taco bell: more than just fast food | not sarcastic |
lasik surgery allows baron to see without monocle | sarcastic |
report: u.s. children lead world in hand-mouth coordination | sarcastic |
bush celebrates millionth utterance of 'lessons of sept. 11' | sarcastic |
hillary clinton suspended 3 weeks by fec for spitting on volunteer | sarcastic |
listen to the roots' 'tomorrow' today | not sarcastic |
new apple ceo tim cook: 'i'm thinking printers' | sarcastic |
the gop theme o' the week | not sarcastic |
death and mourning on the easter holiday | not sarcastic |
robert kirkman shoots down that huge 'walking dead' fan theory | not sarcastic |
why these men bucked tradition and wore an engagement ring | not sarcastic |
watch: how do you train for a competitive eating contest? | not sarcastic |
7 awesome pot pie recipes you need to make now | not sarcastic |
kennedy center to dishonor gilbert gottfried | sarcastic |
fan grabs world series home run from another fan to throw it back | not sarcastic |
'spinal tap' spoof of donald trump's abc interview turns it up to 11 | not sarcastic |
life-changing epiphany wears off on ride home | sarcastic |
parched trump takes quick sip from pudding cup between talking points | sarcastic |
depressed nation really did not think it would take them this long to get over death of jack klugman | sarcastic |
half of the amazon's tree species are threatened | not sarcastic |
huffpost rise: what you need to know on march 11 | not sarcastic |
congresswoman says former congressman tried to force himself on her in elevator | not sarcastic |
11 things you should never say to a single parent | not sarcastic |
how i navigated my first 7 years of sobriety | not sarcastic |
iraq's prime minister unveils plan to trim criticized government | not sarcastic |
monday's morning email: stormy daniels opens up about trump | not sarcastic |
this adulting thing is hard | not sarcastic |
'this life isn't worth a damn': the precarious existence of czech intellectuals | not sarcastic |
woman has boy handwriting | sarcastic |
the 5 steps i took to save my online business | not sarcastic |
that time mariel hemingway made out with all the women on 'snl' | not sarcastic |
sight of coworkers' stupid fucking faces endured yet again | sarcastic |
mom holds knife to throat of dinner guest who offered to help with dishes | sarcastic |
dinner party conducting full-scale investigation to determine if tip was included | sarcastic |
retirement savings actually fell over the past year | not sarcastic |
el salvador is on track to become world homicide leader | not sarcastic |
iranian nuclear scientists hurriedly flush 200 pounds of enriched uranium down toilet during surprise u.n. inspection | sarcastic |
watch: clearing world anger | not sarcastic |
huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 10 | not sarcastic |
customer awkwardly accepts one cent, receipt | sarcastic |
ohio state puts urban meyer on paid secret coaching leave | sarcastic |
bizarre assemblage of shapes visible through area man's pockets | sarcastic |
health care coverage is not enough. we need delivery system reform. | not sarcastic |
2015's first year-end music mashup is incredible | not sarcastic |
chicago thunderstorm storm kills one person after tent collapses | not sarcastic |
morocco cracks down on journalists | not sarcastic |
bruce springsteen accidentally plays 'big government's stealin' our livelihood' at obama rally | sarcastic |
millions of people prince william would never deign to speak to captivated by royal wedding | sarcastic |
extremely effective therapist just lets patients beat shit out of him for 45 minutes | sarcastic |
clean-shaven, tuxedoed james holmes charms courtroom in latest appearance | sarcastic |
actually, cnn's jeffrey lord has been 'indefensible' for a while | not sarcastic |
your four-legged friends are leaving a serious carbon pawprint on the planet | not sarcastic |
the 7 things tech companies need to realize about older workers | not sarcastic |
contact paper beautifies drawer interior | sarcastic |
un rights chief calls humanitarian situation in syria 'an outrage' | not sarcastic |