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the television academy twitter account confused terrence howard with cuba gooding jr. | not sarcastic |
understanding today's climate politics | not sarcastic |
#talktome: lucas braga and otaviano canuto | not sarcastic |
one arizona man remains missing after flash floods kills eight family members | not sarcastic |
after astana peace talks, obstacles remain to maintain cease-fire in syria | not sarcastic |
el evo ya no es pueblo | not sarcastic |
bush determined to find warehouse where ark of covenant is stored | sarcastic |
google doodle celebrates planetary discovery in the most adorable way | not sarcastic |
martin o'malley fails to make ohio's presidential primary ballot | not sarcastic |
area bastards pick wrong guy to mess with this time | sarcastic |
paul ryan's wonk shtick is getting old | not sarcastic |
old bastard, dirty bastard, dirty old bastard, ol' dirty bastard | sarcastic |
experts say puerto rico still extremely vulnerable to future u.s. government | sarcastic |
word origin comics: the abc's of education | not sarcastic |
cast of space: 1999 reunites for tv movie space: 1999 '99 | sarcastic |
groceries strategically placed around checkout conveyor belt's wet spots | sarcastic |
pope: it would be 'catastrophic' if 'special interests' derailed climate talks | not sarcastic |
drake collaborates with sotheby's on black art exhibit | not sarcastic |
terrifying uniformed bachelorette party storms local bar | sarcastic |
fucking oasis to probably be worked into olympics opening ceremony | sarcastic |
if the us wants arabs as partners, we must treat them as such | not sarcastic |
gop moderates plot way out of house budget mess | not sarcastic |
'wild thing' charlie sheen wants to throw out first pitch for world series | not sarcastic |
syrian refugees are among the obamas' state of the union guests | not sarcastic |
poz retreats: empowering people who are infected and/or affected by hiv/aids | not sarcastic |
report: more women forgoing taking their husbands' names in favor of something badass like diesel | sarcastic |
trump's comments about assault are a symptom of a much larger issue | not sarcastic |
boss wants to know if you can work late this year | sarcastic |
embarrassed whale panicking about huge barnacle outbreak before date | sarcastic |
trevor noah compares trump surrogates to bizarre cirque du soleil | not sarcastic |
10 small-space lifesavers | not sarcastic |
gruff, no-nonsense teacher only hard on students because he gets off on exploiting power | sarcastic |
retired research chimps are really enjoying their new home | not sarcastic |
fearmongers, warmongers gather for annual mongering conference | sarcastic |
police say woman made up story of attack by two men, one wearing a trump hat (update) | not sarcastic |
man fears he may never trust again after treasured picture of duck turns out to be rabbit | sarcastic |
tv commercial for beverage features woefully reckless pouring technique | sarcastic |
where to find the duchess of cambridge's birth announcement dress | not sarcastic |
300 naked women feared lost in computer crash | sarcastic |
philippines president calls on civilians to kill drug addicts | not sarcastic |
woman going to take quick break after filling out name, address on tax forms | sarcastic |
report: it pretty incredible that americans entrusted with driving cars | sarcastic |
robbie krieger goes 51 minutes without mentioning jim morrison | sarcastic |
on-line gambling too depressing to even think about | sarcastic |
minnesota republican attacks her democratic opponent for being 'lgbt' and 'half black' | not sarcastic |
area man misses rental car | sarcastic |
man finally able to forgive self for terrible mistake he made 2 seconds ago | sarcastic |
the truth about being 40 | not sarcastic |
moving trailer for mr. rogers documentary highlights the power of kindness | not sarcastic |
local household announces plans to overdo halloween again | sarcastic |
i am not a summertime mom | not sarcastic |
u.s. military prepares for biggest okinawa land return since 1972 | not sarcastic |
this is why you shouldn't skateboard drunk | not sarcastic |
taylor swift's arrival causes airport delays in japan | not sarcastic |
facing fbi bank fraud investigation, bernie and jane sanders hire lawyers | not sarcastic |
what's new on netflix in january 2016? | not sarcastic |
restaurant entrance doesn't work all damn day to be called 'other door' | sarcastic |
conservatives upset that gay catholics were invited to meet pope francis at the white house | not sarcastic |
churchill's polar bears are finally back on the ice鈥攁nd they're sending a christmas message | not sarcastic |
get ready to capture pok茅mon in the real world with your smartphone | not sarcastic |
powerball super fans camping out before the big drawing dressed up as their favorite numbers | sarcastic |
how trump university relied heavily on the craft of con men | not sarcastic |
top 10 places spring is in bloom | not sarcastic |
'girls' producer: people are 'afraid' of lena dunham 'telling the truth' | not sarcastic |
trevor noah explains why he's always seen black women as the strongest leaders | not sarcastic |
'the wiz live!' brings the best of black excellence to tv | not sarcastic |
nation praying for super nasty luge accident | sarcastic |
toddler shits her way through 3rd halloween costume of night | sarcastic |
new york police fatally shoot unarmed black man on brooklyn street | not sarcastic |
political cartoonist not sure how to convey that large sack in senator's hand is full of money | sarcastic |
high school bully ready to unload summer vacation's worth of abuse | sarcastic |
authorities say dozens of bystanders failed to act as man went about his life | sarcastic |
styrofoam to spend next 500 years reflecting on how well it protected blender in transport | sarcastic |
first trailer to lee daniels' new fox series, 'star' | not sarcastic |
kasich hastily paints name on side of skyscraper in attempt to woo new york voters | sarcastic |
michael bennet quietly asks aide if polling at n/a is good or bad | sarcastic |
a second-by-second breakdown of sean spicer's holocaust comments | not sarcastic |
boise homemaker bows toward mecca just to see what it's like | sarcastic |
unclear if shirtless man in black-and-white film once considered attractive | sarcastic |
fox news debuts premium channel for 24-hour coverage of alexandria ocasio-cortez | sarcastic |
hammering away at illegal immigration from central america | not sarcastic |
who warns against eating fish and keeping active following death of world's oldest woman | sarcastic |
in nyc, birthplace of climate march, a reminder of who suffers most from pollution | not sarcastic |
rupert murdoch acquires cable | sarcastic |
10 signs it's time for umbrella drinks | not sarcastic |
haunted corn maze owner has another conversation with zombie no. 2 about not touching | sarcastic |
after dark: one-half nelson, artist and nightlife personality | not sarcastic |
american medical association changes stance on self-immolation | sarcastic |
astronomers caution americans not to look directly at screaming spirits of the damned during solar eclipse | sarcastic |
americans still don't know what climate change is, google shows | not sarcastic |
moving forward with change: part 2 in a series to create lasting health change | not sarcastic |
success in relationships | not sarcastic |
judge restricts roger stone's travel between fox news, infowars studios while released on bond | sarcastic |
evangelical christians enter 10th day of vigil outside your house | sarcastic |
chris murphy: congress giving 'quiet endorsement' to murders | not sarcastic |
fbi: 'you know you're desperate when you're asking the american people for help' | sarcastic |
sex toy discreetly shipped in plain dildo-shaped box | sarcastic |
want to watch your entire life pass by in an instant? just do this | not sarcastic |
university admits chocolate milk doesn't alleviate effects of concussions | not sarcastic |
report: most americans now getting their news while peeking out between fingers | sarcastic |