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cheering gets slightly less loud after obama's call for community service | sarcastic |
imf chief lagarde found guilty in french tycoon payout trial | not sarcastic |
bel-air homeowners association issues fine to resident with unapproved wildfire in front yard | sarcastic |
puerto ricans are americans, but that doesn't matter to the u.s. | not sarcastic |
teen weed users may face high risk for dependence | not sarcastic |
why an 83-year-old woman walked into a police station looking for a hug | not sarcastic |
doctors reveal dick cheney burning through at least 3 hearts each week | sarcastic |
melissa joan hart explains it all about being a '90s queen | not sarcastic |
photos show the calais 'jungle' going up in flames | not sarcastic |
mackenzie bezos gains huge win in divorce settlement after successfully retaining no stake in 'washington post' | sarcastic |
rudy giuliani just said trump is trying to 'get us back to a free press' | not sarcastic |
slug just taking it easy today | sarcastic |
'roseanne' spinoff showrunner hopes big puddle of blood in kitchen enough to explain main character's disappearance | sarcastic |
demi lovato absolutely slays cover of adele's 'hello' | not sarcastic |
tiq milan opens up about trans male visibility, his advocacy work and liberation | not sarcastic |
bush seeking non-masturbating surgeon general | sarcastic |
fitbit releases new tracking collar that gets tighter every second you are inactive | sarcastic |
iraq militants strike air base, seize oilfields | not sarcastic |
experimental anti-aging treatment still has few kinks, report infant researchers | sarcastic |
alcohol goes right back to abuser every time | sarcastic |
lottery ticket holder has already spent $900 million in anticipation of winning big prize | sarcastic |
mtv movie awards snubs director jonas mekas yet again | sarcastic |
sen. dick lugar placed on congressional disabled list with strained hamstring | sarcastic |
'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens | sarcastic |
gwen stefani teases possible no doubt album | not sarcastic |
activity made up to sell athletic shoes | sarcastic |
depressed groundhog sees shadow of rodent he once was | sarcastic |
write-in candidate thought he had enough friends to win | sarcastic |
jeb bush bungles several questions on first day back at home | sarcastic |
john stamos has no mercy when apparently throwing shade at drake bell | not sarcastic |
great-grandmother actually not that great | sarcastic |
scoliosis: what you need to know | not sarcastic |
dildo manufacturers association: nation must return to normalcy, purchase dildos | sarcastic |
man's streak of getting great parking spot ends at 37 | sarcastic |
man either sick or just at end of workday | sarcastic |
jennifer aniston takes rare selfie for the best possible reason | not sarcastic |
christian rock band cleans up hotel room | sarcastic |
5 life lessons i learned from holding a garage sale | not sarcastic |
dzhokhar tsarnaev rushes out of summer class to make court hearing | sarcastic |
thousands protest wisconsin's right-to-work bill at the state's capitol | not sarcastic |
jeff flake delivers searing, critical applause for trump during state of the union | sarcastic |
journalists who refuse to take the same non-answer for an answer | not sarcastic |
she was shot and survived. now she has to relive the worst night of her life. | not sarcastic |
report: sky normal today | sarcastic |
first look at the new queen elsa from 'once upon a time' | not sarcastic |
world's worst person decides to go into marketing | sarcastic |
dianne feinstein wants nfl players accused of domestic violence to be benched | not sarcastic |
area woman prefers to get same advice from as many people as possible | sarcastic |
family moves elderly aunt into subconscious | sarcastic |
new england cod fishermen share coal miners' plight in this new documentary | not sarcastic |
slick rick's 'children's story' is getting turned into a real kid's book | not sarcastic |
dad's reindeer drone perfectly tackles son's christmas fears | not sarcastic |
archaeologists discover ancient femur that could make mouthwatering broth | sarcastic |
'one day at a time' actor pat harrington jr. dead at 86 | not sarcastic |
churchgoer tips god for excellent week | sarcastic |
how a nyc gay couple came to forgive the man who attacked them | not sarcastic |
'very special' constitutional amendment to take on alcoholism | sarcastic |
olympic skier ashley caldwell's snooze button habit is so relatable | not sarcastic |
paul beatty becomes first american to win man booker prize for fiction | not sarcastic |
australia is responsible for immigrant children suffering in detention, un investigator says | not sarcastic |
bar has loud, overcrowded section upstairs too | sarcastic |
ostrich-farm employee 'asking for it,' say witnesses | sarcastic |
17 wedding pics that will make you want to cozy up with your boo | not sarcastic |
child at that awkward age where no one cares what he thinks and he's constantly in the way | sarcastic |
radical islamist preacher anjem choudary found guilty of supporting isis | not sarcastic |
report: everything made in sweatshops | sarcastic |
danny tanner was once played by a completely different guy | not sarcastic |
now this is how you rock white-on-white | not sarcastic |
for all the bffs with zero boundaries | not sarcastic |
surgeon general recommends exercising once every several months during flash of panic about health | sarcastic |
report: make it stop | sarcastic |
the real point of going off the grid | not sarcastic |
supreme court upholds bill of rights in 5-4 decision | sarcastic |
michael moore rips 'so-called president' | not sarcastic |
everyone at airport delighted by chubby family rapidly waddling toward gate | sarcastic |
report: texting while driving okay if you look up every couple seconds | sarcastic |
unclear if store called 'casa spazio' sells leather sofas or pizzas | sarcastic |
10 big space-saving ideas for small kitchens | not sarcastic |
parent now just typing 4-year-old child's every word verbatim throughout day as facebook post | sarcastic |
attorney, client privileged | sarcastic |
mar铆a tom谩s-keegan's gps guide for lifting yourself up | not sarcastic |
ex-boyfriend just thought he'd check in and throw entire day off | sarcastic |
jeff bridges just proved he really is the dude | not sarcastic |
nation's gynecologists assure women that whatever gets stuck in there they can get out | sarcastic |
health insurers fire volley in new battle over the public option | not sarcastic |
photo editing war breaks out over kim jong un missile test picture | not sarcastic |
malcolm-jamal warner likens cosby scandal to woody allen, roman polanski controversies | not sarcastic |
hillary campaign releases footage proving that she is in perfect health | not sarcastic |
man calls trust fund savings | sarcastic |
37 separate aneurysms on verge of rupturing inside reince priebus' brain | sarcastic |
report: kanye west, bill gates, tom hanks all currently reading, enjoying this article | sarcastic |
old photographs reveal grandmother never that attractive | sarcastic |
sean hannity informs building tenants about deep-state conspiracy forcing him to triple rent | sarcastic |
women in business q&a: paula kavolius, founder and president, house of possibilities | not sarcastic |
jim jordan spends hearing demanding michael cohen accept blame for covering up sexual abuse of ohio state wrestlers | sarcastic |
adam sandler's red carpet date was his 23-year-old doppelg盲nger | not sarcastic |
greek and turkish cypriots find common ground in effort to restore dilapidated monastery | not sarcastic |
biden loses control of butterfly knife during commencement speech | sarcastic |
the secret key to navigating change: your inner compass | not sarcastic |
census study finds thousands of undocumented immigrants living inside u.s. border wall | sarcastic |