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man nods knowingly at mechanic | sarcastic |
i'm no longer addicted to giving up facebook! | not sarcastic |
scientists reveal secret to boosting your metabolism during sleep | not sarcastic |
the best place to buy designer fall clothes on sale | not sarcastic |
street harasser haunted by woman who got away with dignity intact | sarcastic |
wendy whelan's farewell performance at nycb featured 'after the rain' pas de deux | not sarcastic |
an optical illusion makes lake s酶rv谩gsvatn look absolutely trippy | not sarcastic |
yngwie malmsteen officially changes middle name to 'fucking' | sarcastic |
nation still outraged 1933 best picture went to 'cavalcade' instead of 'lady for a day' | sarcastic |
it's official: dog owners walk way more | not sarcastic |
god admits there was probably a better way of giving humans taste of heavenly bliss than opioids | sarcastic |
bob hope happy to see so many troops in heaven | sarcastic |
alton sterling's funeral evokes powerful calls for police reform | not sarcastic |
'ass' finally inducted into video game hall of fame | sarcastic |
thomas pogge has 'done damage' to yale philosophy department, colleague says | not sarcastic |
cover author working on word-for-word remake of 'moby-dick' | sarcastic |
elderly man hailed as alert | sarcastic |
report: recently laid-off workers not doing enough to help economy | sarcastic |
infuriating video shows meek mill making homeless man do pushups for $20 | not sarcastic |
nato airstrike destroys key taliban day care center | sarcastic |
zendaya is getting her own loc'd barbie | not sarcastic |
physician shoots off a few adderall prescriptions to improve yelp rating | sarcastic |
white americans say the starbucks arrests were an isolated incident. black americans say they were part of a pattern. | not sarcastic |
hair dyed back to original color | sarcastic |
new 10-10-911 saves emergency victims up to 30 percent | sarcastic |
america's 'hamilton' obsession is officially shaping the future of money | not sarcastic |
highway sign hacked to show crude message about donald trump | not sarcastic |
8 buttoned-up wedding looks that are anything but boring | not sarcastic |
glasses are the new it accessory | not sarcastic |
dodd-frank at four | not sarcastic |
wal-mart greeter knows exactly how many blacks in store | sarcastic |
stumbling drunk chuck grassley warns kavanaugh accuser she can testify all she wants but no one's going to believe her | sarcastic |
this parody is for every parent whose kid hated taking pics with santa | not sarcastic |
illinois supreme court deems rahm emanuel sleazy enough to run for mayor of chicago | sarcastic |
12 baby names inspired by black stars who are making history | not sarcastic |
michael flynn caught lying about russia talks, reports say | not sarcastic |
sen. kamala harris' guide to protesting the health care bill | not sarcastic |
teen anxious for cigarette addiction to kick in | sarcastic |
strangers made sure this homeless man and his dog stayed warm during blizzard | not sarcastic |
profiles in courage: sometimes it's the last place you think | not sarcastic |
no, palm oil is not responsible for 40% of global deforestation | not sarcastic |
cruz hits back at 'cronyist, washington cartel' iowa governor | not sarcastic |
watch the conventions | not sarcastic |
sound technicians resort to hanging donald sutherland upside down in empty stairwell to get optimal voice-over tone | sarcastic |
paul manafort starts new job lobbying prison guards on behalf of aryan brotherhood | sarcastic |
gop official says 'no offense' after suggesting women should be paid less | not sarcastic |
area teens find once-in-a-lifetime love | sarcastic |
report: 65% of all wildlife now used as homosexual subculture signifier | sarcastic |
rare shark accidentally caught by fisherman | not sarcastic |
security guards chase naked usa fan around white house | sarcastic |
delta blues poised for biggest revival since 1915 | sarcastic |
5 scientific reasons a beach vacation is necessary for your health | not sarcastic |
sun pacific unveils new 'hotties' variety of voluptuous, shapely clementines | sarcastic |
sculptor criticized for turning women into objects | sarcastic |
caught on video: that horrifying moment your parachute fails and floats away in the wind | not sarcastic |
even blue ivy joined james corden's 'carpool karaoke' at the grammys | not sarcastic |
australian forced to flee homeland to sell his microwave omelet cooker | sarcastic |
women in hollywood perfectly okay they not represented behind the scenes of 'the blacklist' | sarcastic |
suicide hotline operator talking to ex-boyfriend again | sarcastic |
out-bad chronicles: fantasy from hell | not sarcastic |
libyans agree to come up with something for qaddafi to do all day in exchange for him leaving | sarcastic |
white house official reportedly said mass shooting was a 'reprieve' from chaos | not sarcastic |
why conservative catholics should chill about the pope | not sarcastic |
15 stunning and clever accent chairs your home is missing | not sarcastic |
cities in this state have the worst smog | not sarcastic |
nation's aunts announce their 2018 thanksgiving boyfriend roster | sarcastic |
john bolton: 'an attack on two saudi oil tankers is an attack on all americans' | sarcastic |
ted danson totally nails tonight show interview | sarcastic |
economy of vacation town apparently entirely run by overwhelmed high schoolers | sarcastic |
new numeric boggle challenges players to find integers | sarcastic |
snoop dogg to perform at dnc, courtesy of big pharma | not sarcastic |
christian devotees around the world re-enact jesus' crucifixion | not sarcastic |
here's what happens to breast cancer diagnoses when medicaid is rolled back | not sarcastic |
being moody helps us adapt to change | not sarcastic |
man torn between boycotting indiana, visiting evansville zoo | sarcastic |
women in business: three generations of women in radio: renee roth, jo-ann silverstein and rachel roth | not sarcastic |
guests' chairs tilt, spray water at them during first-ever 4d state of the union address | sarcastic |
bouncer moved to tears by tale of friends already in club | sarcastic |
why chinese parents don't say 'i love you' | not sarcastic |
8-year-old forced to eat organic macaroni and cheese | sarcastic |
facebook in real life: politics | not sarcastic |
the one company elon musk wants to keep independent | not sarcastic |
barack obama names alan moore official white house biographer | sarcastic |
u.s.-mexico relations almost as bad as war times, says former mexican president | not sarcastic |
powerful post reminds parents to enjoy the noise while they can | not sarcastic |
james comey quickly reopens clinton email investigation for few more minutes | sarcastic |
school surprised to learn student committed suicide over pressures of intro to communications | sarcastic |
undocumented student who posted viral tax form selfie asks trump for his receipts | not sarcastic |
australian asylum seekers told to choose life in jail or risk death in home countries | not sarcastic |
nation stunned as man buys newspaper | sarcastic |
here are the latest photos from march for our lives | not sarcastic |
key california lawmaker steps down amid harassment claims | not sarcastic |
how pessimism can help you lose weight | not sarcastic |
1999 collaboration between carlos santana, rob thomas somehow standing test of time | sarcastic |
production of 'iceman cometh' canceled due to entire cast getting called back for axe body spray commercial | sarcastic |