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monocle-wearing oil baron's cigarette holder splinters in clenched teeth after hearing bernie sanders' environmental platform | sarcastic |
giuliani: 'let's just start everything over' | sarcastic |
determined restaurant patrons tough it out on chilly patio | sarcastic |
khloé kardashian finally reveals her pregnancy in emotional instagram | not sarcastic |
watch 'drag race' star milk channel madonna in iconic ad for pop star's new skincare line | not sarcastic |
child assured most monsters do not exist | sarcastic |
fox host links immigration reform to upcoming ferguson grand jury decision | not sarcastic |
there have been more mass shootings this year than there have been days | not sarcastic |
even trump voters hate this bill he just signed | not sarcastic |
company lacks manpower to complete newest round of layoffs | sarcastic |
mother ferries 4 more shirt options back to son in gap dressing room | sarcastic |
cinema therapy and robin williams | not sarcastic |
company more like family whose members are desperate to join better family | sarcastic |
desperate barnes & noble to give unlimited free tablets to anyone who walks in store | sarcastic |
couple wouldn't have stayed in loveless marriage if they knew that's how kid would turn out | sarcastic |
tupac's high school love letter is being sold for $35,000 | not sarcastic |
a test for chronic fatigue syndrome | not sarcastic |
u.s. retakes top spot in annual 'party country' rankings | sarcastic |
bush to lovely chilean ambassador:'i must paint you' | sarcastic |
white-on-white violence claims life of accounts receivable supervisor | sarcastic |
shipwreck survivors forced to endure ride home on disney cruise ship | sarcastic |
after ireland, the pressure is on italy to legalize same-sex unions | not sarcastic |
alec baldwin: it's tough to impersonate the greatest presidential impersonator of all time | not sarcastic |
fall internship pays off with coveted winter internship | sarcastic |
yes, donald trump is actually going on 'saturday night live' tonight | not sarcastic |
oh no, mr. bill! | not sarcastic |
dad announces plan to honk when he's out front | sarcastic |
americans don't really care about trump's 'great wall' ― but his base sure does | not sarcastic |
5 mistakes to avoid during your wedding night | not sarcastic |
google's 9/11 homepage design stirs controversy | sarcastic |
constitution rapidly ages another 100 years from stress of repeated crises | sarcastic |
shit, no way stadium staff throwing t-shirts can reach you | sarcastic |
not beaten, bound or broken | not sarcastic |
report finds populace has collective goodwill to come together for only 5 more national tragedies | sarcastic |
republicans outraged by inaccuracies in metallica documentary | sarcastic |
affable detective with healthy personal life hasn't solved case in months | sarcastic |
5 tips for reading the polls like a pro | not sarcastic |
you have no idea what the life of a physical comedian is like | not sarcastic |
in india, gaps in quality of care leave women seeking sterilization vulnerable | not sarcastic |
we're obsessed with this magical new harry potter dishware | not sarcastic |
bed bug feels bad for area man, but a bug's got to eat | sarcastic |
defense department layoffs result in increased video rentals | sarcastic |
chance the rapper livestreams traffic stop in chicago | not sarcastic |
area man's got a ton of shit on his mind right now, okay? | sarcastic |
it unclear which half of couple settling | sarcastic |
this 1927 essay proves we've always worried about the future of books | not sarcastic |
'night of a thousand judys' is a pride month event you shouldn't miss | not sarcastic |
coffee shop customer asks if guy at next table would mind watching while he goes to bathroom | sarcastic |
head of trump 'election integrity' probe pens wildly misleading op-ed about voter fraud | not sarcastic |
kfc paleontologists reconstruct 24-piece party bucket from single chicken leg | sarcastic |
nesting sea turtle escorted from private beach | sarcastic |
psychic fall cometh! | not sarcastic |
illinois elves have some gift ideas for your favorite politicians | not sarcastic |
mexico city stages james bond-inspired day of the dead parade | not sarcastic |
our favorite queer web series 'the outs' is finally returning | not sarcastic |
curiosity rover to explore massive martian synagogue | sarcastic |
creature that craps in box too fancy for dry food | sarcastic |
lee greenwood urges u.s. to take military action against iraq | sarcastic |
picture of iphone used as iphone wallpaper | sarcastic |
fashion designers announce plans to wave with both hands, bow slightly | sarcastic |
this state just did something good for transgender people | not sarcastic |
grossed-out anti-abortion activist has change of heart after seeing picture of fetus for first time | sarcastic |
85-year-old russian stares at cement wall of room | sarcastic |
porch ceded to bats | sarcastic |
what makes bill gates feel 'stupid' | not sarcastic |
bosnian gum company introduces new war-flavored gum | sarcastic |
lucky dead student gets own page in yearbook | sarcastic |
hillary clinton secures organized labor's prize endorsement | not sarcastic |
dad returns from business trip with exotic gifts from idaho | sarcastic |
machete-wielding suspect shot as he breaks through door in graphic video | not sarcastic |
report: authorities recommend the film 'you've got mail' for those snowed in today | sarcastic |
to the obese woman crying at the picnic table | not sarcastic |
woman relieved soulmate turned out to be in same socioeconomic bracket | sarcastic |
not your mother's james baldwin | not sarcastic |
less than half of the money pledged to fight ebola reached affected countries | not sarcastic |
'new york post' publishes report exposing alexandria ocasio-cortez's 9-figure social security number | sarcastic |
baby knocked out with cough syrup praised for being such a good little traveler | sarcastic |
in their own words: girls on self-esteem | not sarcastic |
huffpost hill - nazis to pound pavement, skulls for trump | not sarcastic |
the national annoyed after getting stuck performing on nosebleed lollapalooza stage | sarcastic |
office worker suddenly becomes sentient | sarcastic |
pulse nightclub shooter's father revealed as former fbi informant | not sarcastic |
vlogger shamed in walmart fitting room because she might 'stretch' clothes | not sarcastic |
no, gay marriage wasn't a conservative win | not sarcastic |
these dog models might be the best thing about american apparel | not sarcastic |
the ugliest american: thinkers from around the world weigh in on trump's rise | not sarcastic |
rubio launches new lines of attack against christie | not sarcastic |
amazing 'human fly' lives off diet of garbage | sarcastic |
serena williams knocked out of olympics in stunning third-round loss | not sarcastic |
four emergency workers barred from duty following nypd chokehold death | not sarcastic |
transplanted new yorker disappointed with local bagel scene | sarcastic |
9 entrepreneurship lessons from the mountains | not sarcastic |
drunk driver honored | sarcastic |
breaking: no way egypt coming out of this with a functional democracy | sarcastic |
sexual assault survivors aren't just daughters. they're actually humans. | not sarcastic |
area insurance salesman celebrates 14th year of quoting fletch | sarcastic |
ancient gravestone used as battering ram in lightning jewelry store heist | not sarcastic |
half of nation outraged at new, not-yet-released michael moore film | sarcastic |
man shares baklava with airline passengers who profiled him | not sarcastic |
mall santa crying hysterically in photo with toddler | sarcastic |