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widow still can't bring herself to get rid of husband's corpse | sarcastic |
this is how celebrities spent their summer holidays | not sarcastic |
nation's ivy leaguers share hearty laugh that dartmouth grad thinks she can talk shit on anyone | sarcastic |
'new york times' corrects story by admitting they burned venezuela aid convoy | sarcastic |
michael douglas denies masturbating in front of a former employee | not sarcastic |
the continuing history of the republican alternative to obamacare | not sarcastic |
gay couple has banal sex | sarcastic |
friday's morning email: inside the presidential charity roast that went south fast | not sarcastic |
cheetos social media team arguing over whether tweet in chester cheetah's voice | sarcastic |
the odd couple in today's office: millennials reverse mentor baby boomers | not sarcastic |
these parents' classified ad may raise a few eyebrows | not sarcastic |
really-loud-whistle guy takes every opportunity to whistle loudly | sarcastic |
bill maher blasts spoiled rich kids during 'new rules' | not sarcastic |
area man's recommended daily caloric intake exceeded by 9 a.m. | sarcastic |
6 facts you didn't know about trade and how they affect you | not sarcastic |
child visiting ellis island sees where grandparents once toured | sarcastic |
kim kardashian wears sheer top in festive christmas eve photo | not sarcastic |
beyonc茅 channeled 5 of lil' kim's iconic outfits and lil' kim couldn't cope | not sarcastic |
the corgi fan art that will melt your pop culture-loving heart | not sarcastic |
line to meet sarah palin goes straight through mall fountain | sarcastic |
11 great things about preschoolers | not sarcastic |
police investigate reports of local gay man being dragged behind boat | sarcastic |
nation demands more slow-motion footage of running basset hounds | sarcastic |
report: most couples met on set of 'daredevil' | sarcastic |
teen on birthright trip hadn't expected to see so many dead palestinians | sarcastic |
chris christie distances himself from struggling trump campaign | not sarcastic |
canadian officials start to get handle on massive wildfire | not sarcastic |
big day at the united nations | not sarcastic |
occidental college mostly cleared in federal sexual assault investigation | not sarcastic |
popular new exercise app just tells users they ran 5 miles a day no matter what | sarcastic |
'13 reasons why': stop telling young women true love will save them | not sarcastic |
healing after divorce in 5 allegories: i was married to the wizard of oz, but i never thought to pull back the curtain | not sarcastic |
parents regret letting child name dog | sarcastic |
ramen master defeated by new kung-pao style | sarcastic |
510 chuck e. cheese tickets blown in grape-soda induced frenzy | sarcastic |
chemistry lessons for leaders | not sarcastic |
guinness world records promotes man who can lift 27 pounds with tongue to editor-in-chief | sarcastic |
loser congressman carries around pocket-sized version of constitution everywhere | sarcastic |
mysterious 'fireball' was actually russian spy satellite, experts say | not sarcastic |
'guardians of the galaxy' hits a milestone at the box office | not sarcastic |
report: entire $12 billion farm aid package already blown on really big silo | sarcastic |
'it's like you're hearing me but you're not listening to me,' says man to representative on oscar mayer customer service hotline | sarcastic |
rolling stone reporter recalls the moment her uva rape story unraveled | not sarcastic |
imagine a world where the nra used positive messaging and preached responsibility | not sarcastic |
facebook to begin letting users know if their data was harvested by cambridge analytica | not sarcastic |
93-year-old grandmother at thanksgiving worried this last time she sees fuck-up grandson before he dies | sarcastic |
ted cruz, marco rubio urge oregon militants to stand down | not sarcastic |
microsoft employees fondly remember days when ceos were so big they took up entire rooms | sarcastic |
united nations panel assails trump's refusal to explicitly condemn neo-nazis | not sarcastic |
diphtheria excited about possibility of new outbreak | sarcastic |
cops accused of racism after detaining black man over 'vegetation' | not sarcastic |
college freshman has friend from home visiting way too soon | sarcastic |
pollsters admit they underestimated voters' adrenal glands | sarcastic |
how much beer the world drinks, in 1 interactive globe | not sarcastic |
antonin scalia's death just cost this company $835 million | not sarcastic |
jimmy kimmel hilariously stops by 'sesame street' to introduce a new letter | not sarcastic |
the crawleys are back: why the world loves downton abbey | not sarcastic |
was ryan gosling first choice for people's sexiest man alive?! | not sarcastic |
keebler expands line of residence-themed crackers | sarcastic |
report: average american has just 20% of what it takes | sarcastic |
pervert on subway won't stop staring at masturbator | sarcastic |
this streaming site wants to be the netflix of indie festival films | not sarcastic |
katrina commander swears on live tv over puerto rico response | not sarcastic |
rick scott orders hurricane michael to evacuate from florida | sarcastic |
hostage negotiation talks stall in congress | sarcastic |
new evidence suggests president george washington sent woodcut of penis to secretary | sarcastic |
d茅j脿 vu? | not sarcastic |
epa reveals 37% of water waste nationwide caused by husky kids doing cannonball into country club pool | sarcastic |
school for the blind has huge empty grass field out front | sarcastic |
bette midler might have the best take on 'batman v superman' | not sarcastic |
sudden death of aunt creates rupture in family gossip pipeline | sarcastic |
nation hears voices encouraging it to buy gun | sarcastic |
read live updates on the government shutdown | not sarcastic |
bill o'reilly's advertisers can't keep looking the other way | not sarcastic |
chaka khan collaborates with terri lyne carrington on sinatra's 'i'm a fool to want you' | not sarcastic |
7 super seeds with big health benefits | not sarcastic |
the lesson of harvey and irma: an animal's best ally is its community | not sarcastic |
these 10 meals reveal one thing fast food restaurants still get wrong | not sarcastic |
outgoing hhs secretary tommy thompson caught with briefcase full of flu vaccine | sarcastic |
mike bloomberg apologizes for giving his top political journalists a watergate-era nickname | not sarcastic |
safeguarding america's health system from sabotage | not sarcastic |
is a college degree really the best investment? | not sarcastic |
keynote speaker enlightens entire generation with theme that world is changing | sarcastic |
man regrets straying from sour cream and onion potato chips | sarcastic |
dad straps baby to steering wheel and spins him around | not sarcastic |
mourners unable to comprehend last 20 minutes of kubrick's life | sarcastic |
how apps can cause us to take fewer risks in the game of life | not sarcastic |
if the presidential election were held tomorrow, i'd shoot myself | not sarcastic |
humane society board members quit over failure to oust ceo for harassment | not sarcastic |
has the college sports arms race spiraled out of control? | not sarcastic |
21 reasons you should probably just get drunk with your parents | not sarcastic |
the children's books that took our breath away in 2015 | not sarcastic |
nasa scientists make life-changing discovery but you kind of had to be there | sarcastic |
post-modern condition upgraded to pre-apocalyptic | sarcastic |
shopping for happiness in the oscar race's gorgeous department stores | not sarcastic |
los angeles now 70 percent overpasses | sarcastic |
hr sends out reminder email about not scrawling 'revenge' in blood in conference room | sarcastic |
'isis truther' donald trump is like a lawyer's dumbest client ever, trevor noah says | not sarcastic |
dog feels like he always has to be 'on' around family | sarcastic |
trump, in oval office, signs first executive order on obamacare | not sarcastic |