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belt looks weird on child | sarcastic |
20 ways not to talk to your teenage daughter - then how to fix things | not sarcastic |
aarp blasted as out of touch, past its prime | sarcastic |
trumpismo! and american fascism | not sarcastic |
european vacation -- in philadelphia! | not sarcastic |
former mexican president vicente fox issues stark warning to u.s. farmers about trump | not sarcastic |
widower finds pic of wife in wedding dress he never got to see her wear | not sarcastic |
study: average person's life plan can only withstand 25 seconds of direct questioning | sarcastic |
sophie from 'the holiday' is all grown up | not sarcastic |
watch live: equal pay day rally with powher ny at city hall | not sarcastic |
joe biden: being vice president is 'a bitch' | not sarcastic |
delicate little man kept awake all night by having coffee after four o'clock | sarcastic |
'miracle on ice' veteran wants congressional scrutiny on nhl concussions | not sarcastic |
'dotard' vs. 'rocketman': the nuclear standoff that rattled 2017 | not sarcastic |
a global inspiration: 'queen of katwe' brings worldwide message of faith, resilience for youth | not sarcastic |
3 lessons medicine learned from the life and death of 'bubble boy' | not sarcastic |
why george w. bush should not march in selma | not sarcastic |
ruth bader ginsburg: abortion restrictions mostly hurt poor women | not sarcastic |
cdc issues warning of full-blown epidemic of the blahs | sarcastic |
ohio state begins scouting for next scandal | sarcastic |
one intern way older | sarcastic |
top gop strategist who bashed donald trump will now try to get him elected | not sarcastic |
cable ace award thrown out in apartment move | sarcastic |
gay couples fight to be included on birth certificates | not sarcastic |
the u.s. military can't get out (no matter the country or the conflict) | not sarcastic |
grizzled proofreader has seen it written both ways | sarcastic |
a gay take on a pop classic becomes a rallying cry for orlando | not sarcastic |
my daddy taught me not to read directions | not sarcastic |
samantha bee rounds up comedians for the ultimate roast of donald trump | not sarcastic |
jon snow has been battling white walkers while wearing an ikea rug | not sarcastic |
network faces backlash after putting white woman in 'brownface' to appear muslim | not sarcastic |
eight million americans rescued from poverty with redefinition of term | sarcastic |
1994 video-store receipt reveals clinton rented night eyes 2, 3 | sarcastic |
picture of lemur printed for no goddamned reason | sarcastic |
porn video with unfamiliar acronym in title deemed too risky to click on | sarcastic |
glass ceiling. glass closet. glass cubicle. this is living? | not sarcastic |
congress gets another reminder from scientists that climate change isn't coming -- it's already here | not sarcastic |
caller enters remote backwaters of 1-800 automated messaging system | sarcastic |
man charged after found with rosie o'donnell's daughter chelsea | not sarcastic |
notre dame gargoyle going to stay as still as possible until arson investigator gone | sarcastic |
'one blow could change.. life': boxer overcame rough childhood to become inspiring athlete | not sarcastic |
mom's postpartum body serves as painful reminder of pregnancy loss | not sarcastic |
it just got easier for detroit students to pay for college | not sarcastic |
nonvoter knew it would turn out this way | sarcastic |
dr. jill biden explains why community college is 'one of america's best-kept secrets' | not sarcastic |
chechen strongman issues instagram plea to find his missing cat | not sarcastic |
area man considers self ally to women unless they threaten his status in literally any way | sarcastic |
'new york times' bully knocks stack of polls from nate silver's hands | sarcastic |
working mom wants it all | not sarcastic |
pete buttigieg stuns campaign crowd by speaking to manufacturing robots in fluent binary | sarcastic |
can @jack save twitter? | not sarcastic |
ceiling fan transforms apartment without air conditioning into frosty wonderland | sarcastic |
transition team assures public trump has too many conflicts of interest to favor any specific one | sarcastic |
hussein family can't bear to throw out uday's favorite nutsack shocker | sarcastic |
fat girl euphemized | sarcastic |
romney takes in more money than obama for 612th consecutive month | sarcastic |
how new orleans proved urban-education reform can work | not sarcastic |
status of gathering upgraded to 'party' by presence of pizza | sarcastic |
laffy taffy writer disdains bazooka | sarcastic |
the troubling trend behind california's measles outbreak | not sarcastic |
the new new net neutrality | not sarcastic |
taco bell to offer discreet purchasing charged under 'tbfoodsllc' | sarcastic |
stunted 56-year-old still writing chuck palahniuk novels | sarcastic |
loser older brother looked up to | sarcastic |
the 5 running essentials you need to train for your first 5k | not sarcastic |
i want you, gentle reader, to lighten up! | not sarcastic |
trump boys leave $5 bill, candy bar under propped-up laundry basket in effort to catch op-ed writer | sarcastic |
9-year-old reporter told to just be 'cute' has landed a book deal | not sarcastic |
coworkers each putting in herculean effort to sustain conversation for entire commute | sarcastic |
rust belt town protests construction of new truck stop that would obstruct views of state penitentiary | sarcastic |
new 'do not kill' registry to allow americans to opt out of being murdered | sarcastic |
sure, area man can watch your cat while his life is falling apart | sarcastic |
5 years of progress: time for patients over politics | not sarcastic |
astronaut scott kelly to retire from nasa | not sarcastic |
man faces obscenity charge after o'donnell's daughter found | not sarcastic |
here are 10 of the best political quotes of 2014 | not sarcastic |
we're getting closer to leaving home without phones, and this thing is the key | not sarcastic |
mom finally drunk enough to put on bathing suit | sarcastic |
this disorder feels like 'being awake inside a corpse' | not sarcastic |
here's why miley cyrus is my non-straight, non-binary role model | not sarcastic |
father doesn't understand teenage son's obsession with classic rock | sarcastic |
several women accuse progressive media executive don hazen of sexual harassment | not sarcastic |
'diversity was the real winner last night,' report hundreds of dumbasses whose very existence insults the name of journalism | sarcastic |
innocent man unrepentant | sarcastic |
the boehner era may be coming to an end | not sarcastic |
letter to my girls about the mean girl | not sarcastic |
why hillary clinton is moving left on every issue except israel - opinion | not sarcastic |
bill o'reilly tearfully packs up framed up-skirt photos from desk | sarcastic |
old faithful brutally beaten to death by group of teens | sarcastic |
miracle dog gives birth to septuplets | sarcastic |
robert de niro to turn 58 for movie role | sarcastic |
louis c.k. sends out epic email annihilating donald trump's candidacy | not sarcastic |
monaco residents terrified to walk through penthousing projects | sarcastic |
trump blasts critics who judge neo-nazi groups by most extreme members | sarcastic |
the key to chip and joanna gaines' marriage isn't really a secret | not sarcastic |
fan disappointed to learn l. ron hubbard scientologist | sarcastic |
woman devises latest delusional scheme for burning extra calories during workday | sarcastic |
my "aunt hillary" | not sarcastic |
a donald trump presidency would be dangerous for the world: un rights chief | not sarcastic |
xylophonist shredding it | sarcastic |