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That’s just good manners
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Give em a sample of your DNA so they can study it for down syndrome prevention. |
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Better than succession⁉️ I doubt it but if it’s half as good I’m down
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Just as good in my opinion, barely finished watching Succession about a week ago and can't wait till summer 2020 for season 3!!! |
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Too bad your broker will snitch on you
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Create oversea banking account and cash out your fund to the oversea account. Next, transfer the fund back to your main account |
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Wtf? I can get 10% discount off my car insurance for owning BRK?
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And house/renter |
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What's a future?
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The thing that comes after the present... it’s only available post Christmas as so many presents are exchanged |
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Private and I don’t feel like disclosing that much
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H o m o |
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So lose 20k this year make 40k next year pay zero taxes?
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More like lose 20k every year and end up sucking dick for money |
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Let me guess, your calls expire this Friday??
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Fuck you ,Are hoping the other end |
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Mostly left wing snootiness.
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Not like there's plenty of Southern arrogance when it comes to outsiders. |
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Probably secretly started with dad’s 5 million
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Then got a job at his Dad's company. |
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Are you trolling or legit think that what you're doing is a viable market trading strategy? WSB has melted my brain and I can't tell who is serious and who is an asshole anymore.
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Eh? Everyone is an asshole. |
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Maybe I'm just overthinking a pretty basic options strategy
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No you would just lose money. Google “theta decay” for an explanation of why people don’t do this. |
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And if you start a cash account without margin you can't convert it to a margin account. You have to start with margin from the get-go. So in my case I'm soon going to have a fifth account.
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If you have a cash account, you can just simply open a margin with them also and they will be “interlinked” very easy to switch between the two on brokerage interface. I used to like to use the cash acc to day trade, but only do spreads now. |
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Show us the chart!!! That'd be fun..
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https://ibb.co/tH3Tk62 |
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This is honestly the advice I need. I've generally made money at my buy at open day trades but I could have made much more on basically all of them if I had just stepped away for a few hours.
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Yeah. I write my own scripts around yahoo finance to stop loss, but other than that I set a limit sale at my desired price and walk away.
Sell/buy at open - 2hours past, check again around lunch. |
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Shares catch every wave, puts are insurance
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Rouge waves ^tm |
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This would be better than the RH infinite money hack
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CPAs around the world: *gUh* |
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nah nah.. look at the last image.. he is one of us - guy was way down a few weeks ago.
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Thank you for the recognition, my dude. |
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I like video poker. I was talking to the boss at Foxwoods casino in Connecticut and he said they make 90% of their profit off the slots. So it’s like penny stocks for gamblers.
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Literally like penny stocks for gamblers, but in this case, the “traders” either have bad BO or slouch down in their chair, chain rip butts, and have their money oxygen tanks in tow! |
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Bro I fucking wish he gave me spy puts cause he loves to see me lose tendies
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It's not a loss until you lock it in you ape |
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So what do I do? Hit up customer support and be like ' I own shares of BRK A/B'? And then what?
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Yes and ask for a discount. They will refund some amount of ur policy. It’s risk free money |
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yeah, fat racist white people...
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I think you may be in the wrong sub. /r/politics is that way. |
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Amateur, using your real identity
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Hey, my name rhymes with 'Atrick Oornloom' |
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Call it WNKA.
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“You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!” |
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Page 1 is going to be signed. One page of many.
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We're making progress on Page 2. We had a beautiful phone call. It was perfect, really. |
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It’s an insurance company now
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What insurance u stupid fuck |
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I have 4 accounts. In terms of basic UI, it's RH by a mile honestably.
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For real. I use ToS to trade but RH to mess around and look at stock/options. |
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Elon’s favor weather formation? Mesohigh.
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WSB's favorite weather formation? Mesohorney. |
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That's right we are the assholes. Keep giving us your cash. <3
Try and spend money without keeping it from the American Ashkenazi. The American Ashkenazi such as myself who donate bigly to Israel.
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I'm not even in the US, you really think your people is hated for nothing?
I'm not saying all of you are the same, my people, 130 million is hated by your country for something half million assholes do, all of us are the same? no, the hate is unjustified? No, the other 129.5 million need to put a leash on those assholes, please think about that. |
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/NQ /YM /RTY usually use whichever seems the most depressed. I could use the weekly options and sometimes I do but I just like the futures. I’m an autist 🤣
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Yea that’s what i was saying, weekly /ES options if you had the capital. Get a little extra cash squeezed out. |
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I am up 400% on my AMD. When was TSLA $100?
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When your dealing with options, you care about how many dollars the stock is up, not percent. WSB doesn't trade stocks |
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I had low expectations but thought it ended up being pretty solid
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Will wait and download bluray rip from the interwebs. |
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every rich person sees the next tier of ultra wealth as wealthy, and themselves as average...theres always someone who is going to see my rediculously nice life as poor and struggling....maybe make some friends in east bay and drop the millionaire friends and youll feel more lux
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Bro, you used the word luxury |
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Never loads properly on mobile, the live betting is super glitchy, they charge large fees on your deposits, they're chinks, etc.
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fuckin chinks |
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No theta decay with ES and lots more leverage, just handle 1 contract at a time. Try the mini or micro
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True. Do you think it's best to start during the active hours? I'm just not sure what I do with SPY will work with ES, I don't look at order flow or volume at all for example but assume that's pretty important with ES. |
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That was a rough time. Nobody felt happy then.
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*except for the retards including me who FD’d a couple hundred dollars to fucking 20 racks that month on spy puts |
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Yes.
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Who knew I was gaining from my YOLO losses... |
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Middle class has shrunk, but if you look at the data the majority of the decrease is from middle class going into upper middle class. Don’t just read headlines. Think critically, Trump will probably win 2020 and we’ll get 4 more years of a strong economy. Also, if you truly hate trump there’s a saying “time in the market beats timing the market”.
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Lmao no, that's not even remotely true. None of it |
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It is the way
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I have spoken. |
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no i said short the stocks via puts. same thing. both bet on underlying to go down.
note i am not saying crash all i am saying is correction.
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In this case happy burning |
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They literally can, it's called printing money. Although it's probably going to destroy the economy.
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Right, I understand that (and it will destroy the economy). It’s the oversimplification of control c that made me lol. |
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You smoking penicillin? Math and stats that’s all!
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Shit. I think I found my next drug. Fucking penicillin |
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69 |
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People are saying the holiday tickets will save the day on stock twits when frozen 2 didn't make the stock move.
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Quite possibly, but the media isn’t swarming to defend this one. They toned down the SJW shit (from my understanding) so now it’s just a dumb flick, not a dumb flick with a political agenda that the media can praise as sacrosanct. But I’m new to this, so I could be wrong. |
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Sauce it up
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Do too much |
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The 'hi, I'm Eric' bit is pretty dumb tbh.
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But that Assange underground parking skit was hilarious! |
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I mean the guy arguing in favor of lower corporate taxes and loosening regulation is probably better for the economy than the guy who wants the opposite. Doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to see that.
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If you look, not much has actually been deregulated since he took office. Most companies have been and still are working off the assumption deregulation will happen.
https://www.brookings.edu/interactives/tracking-deregulation-in-the-trump-era/ |
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There is no point in saying Trump is retarded. We all know it. But it's a dumb point to make.
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I'm gonna keep saying it until he's no longer alive, and then I'll be saying Trump was retarded. Because it's true. |
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Then you've lived quite the cute, sheltered life.
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Funny words from the guy who assumes everyone would get checked out after being run over by a car. |
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AITM, FOLD, SRNE
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And the strikes for each? I’m totally clueless on Bio plays but they’ve been hitting all year |
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Are you talking about sexuality or happiness?
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They’re the same. |
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Fake money won’t stop. It’s not QE. It’s adding “liquidity to the markets”
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Has this ever been done like this before? What will the fallout look like? |
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Of course. I wouldn’t be stupid enough to bet against volatility going into the uncertainty of 2020.
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Well, wasn't sure what with that username 😉 |
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That sounds very interesting. What is the source for this?
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Interactive brokers insiders purchases and sales. 201k bought from 5 insiders on 12/12 and 200k purchased from a different insider 12/02. |
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You can come from gen z so no thanks to da boomers.
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You apparently don't have much of a family tree. |
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Hahaha u stupid fuck so short. Please short u stupid fuck
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309 new undelivered 737 Max’s sitting in Seattle and Moses Lake. Plus the impending recall of already delivered planes. FAA is going to look at every system and part on the plane before they even get close to a settlement. Let alone public confidence in the plane might be unrecoverable.
Do your DD. |
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Also US real estate equity is worth $32T
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32T of debt? |
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Who the fuck is this guy?
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cloOJMNjNE&t=10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cloOJMNjNE&t=10) |
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Yeah and if the video comes down it will fuel even more speculation. Fact that comments are closed and the date of the video makes everything a bit more questionable.
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Could this be classified as market manipulation even if it is untrue. Seeing as he most likely has a position in acb? |
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Congrats. The Chinese have your dick pics now.
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Nice, maybe they can make me a cheaper bigger one |
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My gf doesn't do that and doesn't know but I'm tempted to give it a shot not with the gf.
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Do it you might like it but chances are after you squirt you'll feel really dirty so maybe have some Billy Graham qued up on the tv |
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And give some of it to us on your way out.
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Perhaps you could bulk purchase reddit golds 59,000 golds would be legendary. |
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I was drunk and there was a mistletoe
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So you straight up let a guy fuck your ass because you're under a mistletoe |
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Went to pick up Chinese for dinner. Strip mall parking lot.
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Could you tell us what happened before and after you got hit? |
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I remember a quote about China-U.S. relations when they asked various world leaders about who they would ally with, it went something like— “don’t ask us to choose between China and the US. You won’t like the answer”
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nobody is siding with china you dumb motherfucker... |
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What's 5% of negative 230k? My calculator is confused.
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you would owe 11500 if negative is shorting. |
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On a long enough time line all things end
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yeah.. stocks drop a little some times. some times alot. but they always go higher. :D |
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GUH
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DUH |
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Thank you for the recognition, my dude.
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$TSLA 420.69 calls saved your ass huh? |
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I texted my fiance a screenshot of my 3k gain over the last month and she didn't even reply
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LOL don’t marry her it’ll end in divorce, say bye to half your tendies. |
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Nope. Almost exclusively SPX and QQQ
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What platform? If I could ask. For positive reasons! |
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I’m so pumped every time this sub is 50/50 hip hop to retarded investing.
Also, why is Toronto called 6?
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6 boroughs make up the city
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amalgamation_of_Toronto |
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So is Robinhood bad? I downloaded it two days ago
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Yeah just start with TD ameritrade and u won’t miss robinhood |
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It is likely the biggest in real terms as well, eyeballing the numbers.
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Assuming this is what he meant and this is a stretch as he only lists one number 3.4, it's even worse as there was only 1 year in the last 20 that wasn't 'the biggest in history' |
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idk some Argentinian bonds have great yields, I'm thinking of going all in on some 100 year bonds and holding to maturity. People here rag on bonds, but sovereign debt is risk-free and has great returns.
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Except Argentina is a shithole and the economy keeps collapsing every 10 years |
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5G can't penetrate solid objects, or Windows with UV tint (aka all windows in apartment buildings)
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5G has a few different frequencies it can use, the lower ones penetrate just fine. |
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> countries love the dollar
Lol
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You an idiot? It’s the worlds reserve currency. |
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[do you](https://ibb.co/ysSTZzg) need any [more proof](https://ibb.co/0KD1NhV) ? I was back up to 2500 before dropping back to 1200, and now almost back to 2000
Fucking autist, cheers
The drop was a fat JNUG play gone wrong (lost almost $3000) when gold tanked in September
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F |
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Ya like every one of the highest ever metrics Trump uses
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We may soon reach 2020 which will be the biggest year on record, like ever |
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Ride the wave and make money. Bitches riding that bear train way too hard.
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When this comes back around you're welcome to take a loan from me. |
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You don't collect the dividend with calls is his point I think
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Ah that makes sense |
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Ask Germany how well they’re doing. Mediocre at best.
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German here
Doing great thank you |
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Sounds great until you get Lyme's disease.
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I think it's just Lyme disease. A while ago I was reading on how to prevent it and the suggestions are hilarious. |
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I got a $2k check dropping that into Coke calls based on that YouTube vid some dude just linked EZ money
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EZ inverse. Buying puts for Jan 2019 |
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They reduced the deficit but there was still a deficit under both of them.
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“They reduced the debt but not all of it so therefore they are as worthless as the republicans” |
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Jesus, Morpheus, that was deep.
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W H O A |
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That was still a liquidity issue more than anything else. The '07 panics seem to be running on a 100yr cycle. They are different than depressions.
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Yeah it had nothing to do with sub prime lending and corrupt bond ratings |
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I think 45 is a worthless piece of horse shit or simply the Anti Christ
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Troll account? Lol |
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I am actually thinking to buy some put as insurance
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Never a bad idea |
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1. Guy is blind... father likely feels bad for him and doesn't expect anything like this.
2. Guy is dumb.
3. Coke didn't release that info, however coke has only been in real talks with ACB. This doesn't prove the ACB/Coke partnership, it proves that Coke is producing cannabis drinks
4. This makes sense. It allows an open C position for a coke partnership to put their guy in
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Whatever you think about the guy in the video his dad would have to be a senior engineer that for some reason forgot about a major part of his job responsibilities. And the company would have to be ok with an engineer just taking a prototype for a super important client home and giving it to his kid because he thought it would be funny. That was his reasoning in the video for his dad giving it to him. |
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And I'll blame the bald weird blind guy if you guys blame me. Perfect
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‘Blames the Blind People’ - Flair |
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this interests me, do you have a source?
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https://www.google.com/search?q=who+holds+us+debt&oq=who+holds+&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i57j0l6.1077j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 |
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Lmao no, that's not even remotely true. None of it
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It is, middle class has shrunk, upper middle class has increased. |
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We may soon reach 2020 which will be the biggest year on record, like ever
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Thanks Trump! |
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What's your car of choice then?
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Toyota hi lux |
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5G has a few different frequencies it can use, the lower ones penetrate just fine.
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My pp can penetrate ur mom just fine too |
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Except Argentina is a shithole and the economy keeps collapsing every 10 years
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I don't know which one of us has had one too many vaccines. |
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Donnie and Xi will take care of it when they are done watching home alone 2
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Good movie, I don't blame em |
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But they've learned their lesson, now they won't lie or hire pumpers.
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All done frauding the suckers. Definitely not gonna trick any more clowns into buying their stock |
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I actually did this. But I did it at 336 Tuesday or Monday before it slide. I sold 357/362 over my 322/317. $70 per contract just about, give or take. Next Friday exp
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Ok, so sell more calls at 930am because it's not going to jump up anytime soon yet.
All expiring this Friday for free money.
Don't get scared if it tries to rise $1 but it won't go anywhere to hurt anyone selling calls expiring this Friday. But you need to sell calls very quickly because the market will price in the calls. |